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  • Morning Links, WebDom is feeling snarky

    Hey hey Glibbys.

    Popping in to give you some quick links because it looks like Sloopy is still, uh….indisposed…as OMWC so generously shared yesterday morning.

    First up, this blasted hurricane. I have cousins down south who are going to be getting hammered. And they also have to deal with the hurricane. It’s a big motherfucker.

    Apple is getting ready for its annual device release, and looks like this might mean lower prices.

    Football season is back. For those of you who care, here’s how all the teams got their names.

    Scientists (ahem…some scientists) are trying to return Pluto to its former glory.

    The Baldwin Effect, which is some sciencey thing, has something to do with the adaptability of lizards.

    And continuing the busy week in science, some new sea creatures have been discovered.

    Georgia wants to beat the shit out of your children.

    The border between Ethiopia and Eritrea is reopening after 20 years.

    The Atlantic thinks NASA shouldn’t be putting logos all over its stuff.

    A collision in Phoenix resulted in dozens of beer kegs spilling out along the highway.

    And your boozey link: craft beers inspired by cocktails.

    Today is a great day to do a little dancing, so I leave you with…

  • You’re Doing It Wrong – #3

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    Find out what you were doing wrong previously. And the time after that.

    A while back there was a post where someone referenced the Digital Time that was proposed by the French Revolution. Well, arguments about our calendar are really useless.

    Or are they.

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    Your calendar: The changeover of the day occurs at midnight.  The changeover of the year occurs on 1 January.

    Status: WRONG

    This one is similar to the seasons example.  Looking at the daylight as a sine wave (negative light? work with me here), starting the day at the peak of the negative is the same as starting winter on the day of the Winter Solstice.  Again, looking at history, day used to begin at daybreak.1 

    Make 6AM the start of the new day.  While we’re at it, start the hour count at that time.  Noon is 0600, nominal sunset it 1200 and midnight (“middle of the night”) is 1800.  Suddenly makes much more sense.

     

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    Oh, yeah. Notice the 24-hour clock notation in there? Who decided that we need to reset the clock again in the middle of the day? Why are there two 8 o’clocks every day? If you’re going to have 24 hours in a day, count them all, dammit!2

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    By the same token, the year starts at perihelion? Our time, human time, is based upon the days of the season rather than some arbitrary orbital milestone. Again, looking at the previous post’s graph (reproduced at right), the logical start of the new year is the Spring Equinox, the positive-going zero-crossing. Interesting that this date was used as the start of a new Presidential term in the early days of the Republic. The Romans (among others) used that date to start their year.

    So again, there is a historical precedent.3

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    I can’t help but to be an engineer whose job is to “fix things.” Here’s a fix for something that you never knew was broken.

    Now get off my lawn.

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    1. I think the Romans used this. No citiation.
    2. Of all of my crackpot ideas, this would be the easiest to implement and the most certain to get the most screams; i.e.“Military Time!!” (the elimination of the BC/AD would be a very close second)
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  • Tuesday Afternoon Links, The Tuesdayest Links Available

    SETI scientists spot 72 signals ‘from alien galaxy’ 3bn light years away

    The researchers at the SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence) Institute discovered the unusual signals when examining 400 terabytes of radio data from a dwarf galaxy three billion light years away from Earth.

    Almost all artificial intelligence technology involves automating data analysis, combing through huge data sets to identify patterns or unusual occurrences.

    The signals they spotted – fast radio bursts (FRBs) – are bright and quick pulses which were first discovered in 2007 and are believed to come from distant galaxies, although it is not yet know what causes them.

    “The nature of the object emitting them is unknown,” SETI said, adding: “There are many theories, including that they could be the signatures of technology developed by extraterrestrial intelligent life.”

    You know, it’s probably just spam. Three billion-year-old spam about tentacle extension creams.


    Amazon Removes 9 Books By Notorious Rape Apologist ‘Roosh’

    For more than a decade, America’s tech giants have helped author and self-described “pickup artist” Daryush “Roosh” Valizadeh earn a living from writing and selling books that denigrate women and glorify sexual assault.

    Amazon sells Valizadeh’s self-published books, which detail his confessions of rape. Twitter verified his account, which he uses to promote them. YouTube has allowed him to publish videos and livestreams where viewers can donate money to him. Altogether, Valizadeh’s empire of hate brings in more than $60,000 a year, he claims — money that allows him to continue publishing books the Anti-Defamation League described as how-to manuals for sexual predators.

    Now that’s finally starting to change.

    On Monday, Amazon took the rare step of removing nine of more than a dozen books written by Valizadeh from its website, including his most recent one, published Friday. Amazon banned the books after HuffPost reached out to ask whether Valizadeh’s content was in violation of the company’s content guidelines for self-published material — but not before it hit the top 1,000 books sold on Amazon that day. Valizadeh sold more than 2,000 copies at $23 each before Amazon knocked the books off its site, he claimed later.

    HuffPost repeatedly attempted to talk to Valizadeh, who declined a female reporter’s interview request (he instructs all women who want to communicate with him to first show him a photo of themselves). He blocked another HuffPost reporter on Twitter after ignoring his emailed requests for comment. But on Twitter and his website, Valizadeh has expressed shock that his newest book has been taken off Amazon.

    The Cleansing proceeds apace. Soon America will be perfect.


    This Guy Watched an Adam Sandler Movie Every Day for an Entire Year

    To some, a yearlong marathon of the Sandman’s considerable oeuvre brings to mind questions of why? And how? And what? (And WTF?) To Los Angeles music publicist and avowed Sandlerhead Eloy Lugo, however, it simply was the #YearOfSandler, a quest most honorable whose purpose has been to prop up his hero and perhaps encourage a reevaluation of Billy Madison’s extensive body of work. This isn’t the first time Lugo has paid homage to Sandler, this January he hosted the third annual SandlerCon, a 24 hour movie marathon complete with cosplay and themed menus that received Twitter shoutouts from members of the Sandlerverse.

    Lugo’s yearlong cinematic pilgrimage began on a day most holy, September 9th (Sandler’s birthday) of last year and came to its conclusion with a well-attended screening of the underrated (Lugo’s words) Little Nicky at LA’s Downtown Independent Theater exactly one year later.


    This fall’s hottest game guides you through a duck’s labyrinthian vagina

    As a society, we spend an absurd amount of time talking about penises. Even at this very site, we’ve shared childhood-ruining studies confirming the existence (and size!) of Mario and Luigi’s animated members. Last year, however, our interest was piqued by a story about the difficulties of bringing a dolphin vagina onto an airplane, and now, with the release of the VR Duck Genitalia Explorer, our gaze has officially pivoted. Sure, it’s weird and kind of cool that pigs have corkscrew dicks, but the vaginas of muscovy ducks are as twisty and claustrophobic as a Doom level. As writer Samantha Cole puts it in this Motherboard article, the new app wandering these dank, fertile halls is “like the Magic School Bus, but for the inside of a waterfowl.”

    VR Duck Genitalia Explorer, an Android app that whisks you on a whimsical journey through a muscovy duck vagina, was designed by science educator Jules Howard and biological sciences professor Patricia Brennan, the latter of whom also narrates the proceedings. “I think apps like this one can really serve two functions: one is to really allow folks to visualize complex structures that may be too difficult to grasp with 2-D, and two, to get people who normally may not be interested in science, to start asking questions about interesting biological phenomena by stepping in the VR novelty,” Brennan told Motherboard, making the obvious, yet understated, point point that, yes, folks are much more likely to pay attention when genitalia is involved.

    The game doesn’t seem to answer the question: Can ducks queef? I guess they are saving that for a DLC.


  • GlibFit 3.0: Ho Ho Holy Shit I’m Fat!

    It’s that time again! No, I’m not talking about autumn, nor am I talking about holiday season. *glares at all the pumpkin flavored crap already out there*

    GlibFit 3.0 starts tomorrow, September 12th! The timing of this GlibFit is going to be a bit different. Since US Thanksgiving is on a Thursday, we’re starting and ending on a Wednesday. Ten weeks from tomorrow is Thanksgiving Eve, and we’re going to have you in good enough shape that you enter the holiday eating season with confidence!

    GlibFit 3.0 will take on a slightly different theme than prior GlibFits. Mrs. trshmnstr and I will be working together to get you some kickass content. She’s going to provide the detail, and I’m going to provide the direction.

    Generally, the format will be as follows. There will be a deep dive topic of the week. The major themes are going to be HIIT (High Intensity Interval Training), eating while regularly doing cardiovascular exercise, and maybe a couple articles on sleeping. Each article will include a HIIT workout of the week and/or recipe of the week that you are encouraged to try.

    Beyond that, it’s like normal. Set your own goals, check in weekly (Wednesdays at 1400 GlibTime), and set good habits as we get into fatass season!

    HIIT Training of the Week

    Mrs. trshmnstr recommends giving this workout a try for 3 or 4 days this week. Gauge this to your own fitness level and abilities. Modify the exercises to fit your abilities.

    5 rounds of

    • 1 minute sprint (on treadmill, outside, elliptical, bike, rower, etc.)
      • For those who aren’t yet ready to sprint, power walking with a high incline on the treadmill is fine. Obviously, any of the other machines can be subbed in, as well.
    • 1 minute walk

    Then, 5 rounds of

    • 10x pushup
    • 10x squats
    • 10x jumping jacks
    • 10x sit-ups

    This is a roughly 20 minute workout, and the eventual goal is to work up to doing the workout 2-3x through.

    Recipe of the Week

    Salsa chicken

    • Chicken breast
    • A jar of your favorite salsa
    • Taco seasoning
    • Sour Cream
    • Mexican blend cheese
    • Fresh herbs and vegetables (cilantro, onion, lettuce, tomato, jalapeno, etc.)
    • Rice/Tortillas/Beans

    This is a super simple recipe that gets you a ton of protein and as much fat as you need to feel satiated.
     

    1. Dump chicken, salsa and taco seasoning into slow cooker and cook for 4-6 hours on medium heat.
    2. Shred chicken with a pair of forks.
    3. Serve over a bed of rice, in a tortilla as a taco, with some beans, or however you prefer
    4. Top with fresh herbs and vegetables, a dollop of sour cream, and some mexican blend cheese.
  • Tuesday Morning Why Am I Here Links?

    No funny intros or lead-ups, no frills. We just noticed the Sloopy situation, led to the scene of the crime by an overwhelming scent of urine puddles and the moaning of someone of indeterminate gender. So… while the EMTs and cops do their thing, let’s get down to business.

    Besides the obvious anniversary, today is also the birthday of O. Henry, one of the under-appreciated gems of American letters, Ed Reed, who redefined “safety,” and Dylan Klebold, who re-invigorated Michael Moore’s career with his novel use of a trench coat.

    On to news.


    California never disappoints.

    All of California’s electricity will come from clean power sources by 2045 under legislation signed by Gov. Jerry Brown on Monday, the latest in a series of ambitious goals set by the state to combat the effects of climate change.

    The bill narrowly passed the Legislature last month after nearly two years of debate over cost and feasibility concerns. Opponents argued that pushing fossil fuels out of the electricity grid within three decades wasn’t possible, and efforts to do so would lead to higher electric bills across the state.

    Last month, state regulators released a report showing climate change would lead to deadlier heat waves, more consistent wildfires and higher sea levels in the coming decades than previously believed.

    Because we always believe reports by regulators which show the urgent need of… more regulation. Coming up next: subsidies for the millions of Californians that won’t be able to afford the new, higher rates. or perhaps, the Let Them Eat Cake Act of 2047, which is hailed as a means of enforcing virtuous sacrifice.


    Old Crazy Uncle also never disappoints.

    Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) on Monday renewed his attacks against Amazon, sharing videos on Twitter that accuse the company of using “Orwellian language.”

    “Listen to how Amazon uses its own lingo to blur the distinction between billionaire CEO Jeff Bezos and the average Amazon employee making minimum wage, according to journalist @J_Bloodworth,” Sanders tweeted as he shared one of the videos.

    I take seriously the guy who was kicked out of a hippie commune for being too lazy. But as someone who has demonstrated the ways to get rich from leeching off taxpayers, he has taught us all much. After all, some animals are more equal than others, amirite Comrade? By the way, does the average Amazon employee make minimum wage?


    Of course, there’s understandable outrage that our news media is being attacked for dishonesty. That’s just so unfair. And so untrue. Ohhhhh, wait…

    Recently, another Houston Chronicle journalist flagged me with questions about the accuracy of a story written by veteran Austin reporter Mike Ward. Ward joined the Chronicle in 2014 after a long career with the Austin American-Statesman. Specifically, questions were raised about whether individuals quoted in one of his stories were real people. Our own researchers, after an initial review, had difficulty finding a number of sources cited in Ward’s most recent reports.

    Ward has insisted that his work was truthful, that his work involved real people, and that we would eventually find the individuals behind his “man-on-the-street” interviews. However, given the questions this review raised, he offered to resign and I accepted that resignation last week.

    Oops.


    When asked why I chose science as a career, I think of the important knowledge that we uncover, our deeper understanding of the universe, our contributions to the welfare of mankind. Here’s an example.

    In a 24-hour period all the flatus they expelled was collected via a rectal catheter (ouch). They ate normally but to ensure a boost in gas production they also had to eat 200 grams (half a large can) of baked beans.

    The participants produced a median total volume of 705 millilitres of gas in 24 hours, but it ranged from 476 millilitres to 1,490 millilitres per person. Hydrogen gas was produced in the greatest volume (361 millilitres over 24 hours), followed by carbon dioxide (68 millilitres per 24 hours). Only three adults produced methane, which ranged from 3 millilitres per 24 hours to 120 millilitres per 24 hours. The remaining gases, thought to mostly be nitrogen, contributed about 213 millilitres per 24 hours.

    Men and women produced about the same amount of gas and averaged eight flatus episodes (individual or a series of farts) over 24 hours. The volume varied between 33 and 125 millilitre per fart, with bigger amounts of intestinal gas released in the hour after meals.

    Your tax dollars at work.


    Some Old Guy Music to wrap up. Roots, the real thing.

  • BakedPenguin’s NFL Pick-em – Week 1

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    Ed. note: BakedPenguin’s new idea is a good one. However, he didn’t think of it until late Saturday night. So, instead of a preview of the NFL’s Week 1, you get to see how well he did picking them!

    We expect the following weeks will be more timely.
     

    Special thanks to Web Dom for graciously giving up her time spot tonight so we could run this post.

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  • Monday Afternoon Links with Hurricane Advice

    If you are within 10 miles of the coast between Charleston and Norfolk, go buy a bunch of water, food that doesn’t need refrigeration, and fill your gas tank if you have less than half a tank. And do your neighbors a favor. Gas up early, not often. People say to keep your tank topped off — please don’t. Go buy a 5 gallon gas canister (or two) and fill that. That will get any car or truck another 50+ miles. If you have half a tank plus that, you can get far enough inland to get gas. It keeps the lines shorter, and lets the tanker fleet run a little more effectively than having everyone in town constantly buying the gallon or two they just burned.

    In less depressing news, Florida Man got a chance to tangle with British sailors. Oh wait, the Brits just fought each other, because Florida Man is that scary. Or the Brits are just that polite. Pick your stereotype and run with it.

    GOP Gubernatorial candidate resigns from Congress. He says because he’s not going to be in Washington much this fall and it wouldn’t be right to accept his salary. Brett says, “pull the other one.”

    Donald Trump, suuuuuper-genius, appears to have saved Jeff Sessions from pointed questions about how Sessions’ testimony before Congress is a little different than what actually happened. Its not so much that he’s playing 8-D chess as that his opponents have only a single response to anything he does.

    John Bolton’s Mustache has threatened to murder and exsanguinate anyone from the ICC who attempts to prosecute Americans.*

    *Not actually what he said.

    Old guys when they were young, live.

  • The Problem with Aggregation, Part 2 of an… Aggregation

    TW: No funny pictures, and you may well think I’m somewhere between naive and insulting by the end of this.

    You are what you eat.  Obviously true for actual food for our physical body, but I contend that it is even more true for our mental and spiritual bodies as well.  Probably even more so. If you deny yourself carbs, your body undergoes a process called gluconeogenesis where it turns protein into glucose.  If you deny important inputs to your mind or your spirit, I don’t think there is a similar process to turn garbage in into anything but garbage out.

    In the previous post in this series, I promised that I would put forward a way to use the insight of that post (that aggregation and transitivity isn’t universal,) to make yourself a better person.  Here is the long, round-about way of getting to that suggestion.

    There is a saying that is the answer to the nature / nurture question.  That saying is “Nature loads the gun, the environment pulls the trigger.”  What that means is that ‘nature’ aka your genetics, your inborn instincts, and your physical limitations, they have created you as this machine that reacts to certain things in certain ways.  In one environment, you will act in one way, and in another environment, you will likely act in a very different way to produce a different end result. Take, for example, a big burly man with limited abstract intellect, a distrust of machinery, but with great willpower.  Put him in the workforce in a coal-mining town decades ago, and he will be remembered for generations as an American Hero. Put him in the workforce in a modern metropolis, and he is going to have a hard time holding down a steady job. Same traits, different environment, different outcomes.

    Alla yall nerds, did you read Jim Butcher’s Brief Cases?  Before the story about Marcone, Jim says that in another world, Marcone would be an ideal and humane landlord.  But in wizard-and-magic Chicago, he’s a ruthless crime boss. Same traits, different environment, different outcomes.

    Another example.  Take the world’s most literate, religious, and educated population on the planet.  Put them in a small town with no electronic communication facilities and a low enough level of wealth that many take for granted can only be made as communal property.  A town usually has one oven, and all the ladies get together for bake days. The town has one mill, and all the men get together to for milling days. The town gets one newspaper and everyone gathers together when the mail comes so someone can read it out loud.  Do you know the origin of the title Professor? He was the guy at the university who made up for the fact that there were more students than books. You couldn’t study in the library because there weren’t enough books to go around. They had a job called the reader where a bunch of people sit in a classroom and listen to someone read the books aloud.

    This is a time of very cosmopolitan mixing.  Anabaptists and Lutherans share dinner instead of the sword and the flame.  Brewers sold yeast to Puritans. This happens because of the social environment.  When two ladies are standing around waiting for the oven temperature to drop from “pie” to “bread,” it’s not likely that they’ll debate the scriptural validity of Calvin’s teachings.  They’ll gossip about what sort of social disease the town strumpet gave to the preacher. Men around the millstone, slowly pouring in grain, don’t usually debate the value of the teachings of the Physiocrats vs that of the Scottish philosophers in developing the wealth of a nation.  They talk about how preacher should apply a tincture of lead and witch-hazel to pants and stop riding the town bike.

    Face to face, they’ve got a life to lead with more pressing and immediate concerns than abstract political economy.  Or politics. Or whatever -ism you can think of. And having just seen what a circular firing squad it is when people of different faiths choose to go oppressing others, they opt to find a way to make friendly relations instead.

    This has a drastic impact on what happens when a political disagreement comes up.  I’m of course talking about the Colonies. Former-Loyalist or former-Patriot, early Americans knew that once the war was over they still had to live with each other and they had to work together to overcome the problems of slow communication and honest differences of interest.  First time around, it worked pretty well.

    The second time around…  Well, it didn’t work so well.  The economy and the social fabric of the nation had changed.  Industrialization started in the north. The south became more stratified.  People had less face to face time with each other. Rounded human beings became names, and names became labels.

    Take the same humans out of the colonial environment and put them in Reconstruction.  You have Yankees and Carpetbaggers, not Hank and Cynthia. Instead of a memory of the futility of warring over differences, you have a memory of a war where brother went to war against brother and shit got done because of it (either emancipating the slaves or perpetrating northern aggression and control, depending on which side of the Mason Dixon you haled from.)

    Same traits, different environment, different outcomes.

    The difference in the environment is a social difference.  People knew more people but not as deeply, they cataloged others with labels, and they operated in an environment of labels.

    The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was making you think you can only have tacos on tuesday.  The second greatest trick was to get you to replace people with labels.

    Because the human mind is lazy.  Once you understand something, you won’t go any further to define that thing if we don’t have to.  It has to be beaten into our heads. You have to stand next to someone working a millstone or loading bread into an oven day-in and day-out to see them as a human being instead of a label.

    In short, labels are a way to aggregate people into types.  It happened less in the Colonies, more in Reconstructions and…

    And now, its out of control.  Our social environment is becoming mediated by platforms and trends that reduces the standing-around-next-to-people time and increase the labeling tools at your disposal.  Social media is making us evil, because remember, aggregation of humans is the root of evil these days. Your ability to spend more and more time plugged into your phone means you are spending less and less time being bored next to people you don’t have much in common with.  Fewer and fewer kids are spending time running around the neighborhood with whoever happens to liveby, and more and more time being shuttled around to activities full of like-minded families.

    And it’s making us worse off.  On this website, lots of you call it derp.  Posting links to show just how out of touch some idiot progressive or statist is.  Progressive. Statist. These are labels and they do their damage even when, especially when, they are right.  

    Using labels like this makes someone a foot soldier in the culture war.  “SJW” is used as a knowing insult. It’s a poke at people who are warriors when there’s no war to be waged.  Its an assertion that these people are Mad Online in the real world. They can’t meme because they take everything to serious.

    And in a lot of cases, it’s a rhetorical blow that strikes true.  But it’s a blow in the culture war. It’s a fight in the war fueled with labels.  It’s a blow in a battle that doesn’t need to be fought. Not by the SJWs. And not by us.

    There’s names for people who fight battles even when it’s not appropriate.  Different names in different times and places, but it’s an old idea. In one time, in one place, they were called ber-serkir.  They were so useful in their society that they were treated like divine gifts. But that’s not what we call them now in modern culture.  Now, if you go and you fight a battle without provocation, it just makes you a maniac.

  • Monday Morning Links

    At least she’s progressed from threatening to ram balls down officials’ “fucking throats”.

    This was a pretty big sports weekend, so if I re-post a news link, I apologize in advance for not even paying attention to what was going on in the rest of the world.  I mean, I wanted Djoker to win…and he did. I didn’t want Serena to win, and she not only lost but did so in a way that should forever taint her legacy as much as the incident against Clijsters some years ago.  Of course, she’s playing the victim card and many of the usual suspects from the media are lapping it up. But most commentators and former players/officials from the rest of the world are calling it for what it was: a pathetic attempt to avoid responsibility.  Congratulations to Osaka though. She remained graceful in the face of Serena’s idiocy during the match and her selfish grandstanding afterward.

    Elsewhere, Ohio State annihilated another opponent and are ready to head to DFW this week, where I will coincidentally be as well on Saturday at gametime.  Huh, I guess I may as well attend. ASU (shout out here to Banjos and family) beat MSU sometime Sunday morning. Stanford easily handled USC, Mississippi State looks to be for real, TTUN had a WR catch a TD pass for the first time in over a year, Clemson won in College Station, Va Tech needs people to start paying attention to them, and the other usually suspects took care of business, although Notre Dame struggled with Ball State.

    The NFL kicked off the season. I tuned out last night after Rodgers was carried off on a cart…only to find out that was a mistake.So his Packers won, as did: the Ben-gals, Dolphins, Vikings, Patriots, Buccaneers, Jaguars, Ravens, Chiefs, Broncos, Redskins and Panthers.  The Steelers and Browns played to a well-deserved tie…meaning they both sucked.

    The birthday roster is so weak, that Rin Tin Tin gets mentioned. That son of a bitch shares it with the late, great Arnold Palmer, eccentric designer Karl Lagerfeld, baseball player* Roger Maris, singer Danny Hutton, rocker Barriemore Barlow, hypocrite Bill O’Reilly, guitarist Joe Perry, rocker Johnny Fingers, under-appreciated writer/director Chris Columbus, actor Colin Firth, and film director (and probably carrier of countless strains of VD based on who he married) Guy Ritchie.

    Ali-Norton…timeless.

    September 10th is also the date on which the following historical things happened: John Smith was elected president of Jamestown Colony council, Simon Bolivar was named Presidente of Peru, a London cab driver became the first person ever fined for drunk driving (1894), Leopold and Loeb were convicted for murder, Neal Diamond hit the Top 40 for the first time, Ali beat Norton, and Alex Trebek hosted his first episode of Jeopardy!

    OK, now you get to…the links!

    That Dallas, TX cop who shot someone in her apartment building after she claimed she mistook his apartment for hers has been charged with manslaughter. Its also been revealed that she is a member of the “elite” crime response team and that she shot someone else a year ago…after she let him take her taser.

    Go away, Florence!

    Hurricane Florence is heading toward the Carolinas. I’m still thinking it will veer north just enough to miss the mid-atlantic and hit New England. But we’ll have to wait a couple more days to know.  Wherever it hits, stay safe and evacuate if you can.

    Oh look, another media bigwig has been exposed as a piece of shit. The embattled Moonves now has six accusers and a host of other complaints about sketchy behavior, which was an open secret tolerated by the profession for some time.

    “Move along. There’s nothing to see here.”  The facts are just a series of coincidences and do not indicate a pattern at all, right?

    A crackhead in his natural habitat

    You think your local government bureaucracy is a mess? Check out this shitshow in the San Francisco area.

    And if you thought your local government bureaucracy was corrupt, then take solace in the fact that they’re probably not as corrupt as this Catholic diocese.  I sincerely don’t understand how these people can do what they’ve done to protect their “brand” rather than the children of their flock.

    Nice apology, but no matter now as the damage has already been done and the narrative set.  Nice job, deep state. You did what you were supposed to do: undermine every politically-motivated organization you disliked to create unrest.

    And Sweden faces an interesting political future after neither side reach a majority in latest elections.  Gee, maybe have a separate but equal government setup for legislative and executive functions and avoid these kinds of things.

    Anyway, here’s a little tune to start the day. Enjoy.

    Now go out there and have a great day!

  • STEVE SMITH SUNDAY NIGHT LINKS

    STEVE SMITH SAY “FOOTBALL TIME!”

     

    STEVE SMITH HOPE EVERYONE HAVE NICE DAY, WATCH FOOTBALL, EAT SNACKS. CLEVELAND BROWNS NO LET DOWN FANS TODAY! SORT OF. OMWC HAPPY, B’MORE DANCE ON BONES OF BILLS. SOME FAN HAPPY, SOME SAD. STEVE SMITH WAIT FOR CASCADIA GET TEAM. NO CHEER SEAHAWKS UNLESS PART OF CASCADIA! STEVE SMITH WANT WISH (((FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE))) A HAPPY ROSH HASHANAH!

    NOW FOR LINKS FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE;

    • STEVE SMITH WORRIED FOR SEA SMITH AND FLORIDA FRIENDS. GO AWAY STUPID RED TIDE!
    • BRITISH TABLOID HAVE LONG MEMORY. NO CROSS THEM.
    • LOOK LIKE USG NO READ TEXT GOOD. STILL SAY “SEX-SPY!” STEVE SAY HIM NEED INVESTIGATE. BY INVESTIGATE, MEAN RAPE.

    FREE CASCADIA!