Category: Daily Links

  • Tuesday Afternoon Links, The Tuesdayest Links Available

    SETI scientists spot 72 signals ‘from alien galaxy’ 3bn light years away

    The researchers at the SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence) Institute discovered the unusual signals when examining 400 terabytes of radio data from a dwarf galaxy three billion light years away from Earth.

    Almost all artificial intelligence technology involves automating data analysis, combing through huge data sets to identify patterns or unusual occurrences.

    The signals they spotted – fast radio bursts (FRBs) – are bright and quick pulses which were first discovered in 2007 and are believed to come from distant galaxies, although it is not yet know what causes them.

    “The nature of the object emitting them is unknown,” SETI said, adding: “There are many theories, including that they could be the signatures of technology developed by extraterrestrial intelligent life.”

    You know, it’s probably just spam. Three billion-year-old spam about tentacle extension creams.


    Amazon Removes 9 Books By Notorious Rape Apologist ‘Roosh’

    For more than a decade, America’s tech giants have helped author and self-described “pickup artist” Daryush “Roosh” Valizadeh earn a living from writing and selling books that denigrate women and glorify sexual assault.

    Amazon sells Valizadeh’s self-published books, which detail his confessions of rape. Twitter verified his account, which he uses to promote them. YouTube has allowed him to publish videos and livestreams where viewers can donate money to him. Altogether, Valizadeh’s empire of hate brings in more than $60,000 a year, he claims — money that allows him to continue publishing books the Anti-Defamation League described as how-to manuals for sexual predators.

    Now that’s finally starting to change.

    On Monday, Amazon took the rare step of removing nine of more than a dozen books written by Valizadeh from its website, including his most recent one, published Friday. Amazon banned the books after HuffPost reached out to ask whether Valizadeh’s content was in violation of the company’s content guidelines for self-published material — but not before it hit the top 1,000 books sold on Amazon that day. Valizadeh sold more than 2,000 copies at $23 each before Amazon knocked the books off its site, he claimed later.

    HuffPost repeatedly attempted to talk to Valizadeh, who declined a female reporter’s interview request (he instructs all women who want to communicate with him to first show him a photo of themselves). He blocked another HuffPost reporter on Twitter after ignoring his emailed requests for comment. But on Twitter and his website, Valizadeh has expressed shock that his newest book has been taken off Amazon.

    The Cleansing proceeds apace. Soon America will be perfect.


    This Guy Watched an Adam Sandler Movie Every Day for an Entire Year

    To some, a yearlong marathon of the Sandman’s considerable oeuvre brings to mind questions of why? And how? And what? (And WTF?) To Los Angeles music publicist and avowed Sandlerhead Eloy Lugo, however, it simply was the #YearOfSandler, a quest most honorable whose purpose has been to prop up his hero and perhaps encourage a reevaluation of Billy Madison’s extensive body of work. This isn’t the first time Lugo has paid homage to Sandler, this January he hosted the third annual SandlerCon, a 24 hour movie marathon complete with cosplay and themed menus that received Twitter shoutouts from members of the Sandlerverse.

    Lugo’s yearlong cinematic pilgrimage began on a day most holy, September 9th (Sandler’s birthday) of last year and came to its conclusion with a well-attended screening of the underrated (Lugo’s words) Little Nicky at LA’s Downtown Independent Theater exactly one year later.


    This fall’s hottest game guides you through a duck’s labyrinthian vagina

    As a society, we spend an absurd amount of time talking about penises. Even at this very site, we’ve shared childhood-ruining studies confirming the existence (and size!) of Mario and Luigi’s animated members. Last year, however, our interest was piqued by a story about the difficulties of bringing a dolphin vagina onto an airplane, and now, with the release of the VR Duck Genitalia Explorer, our gaze has officially pivoted. Sure, it’s weird and kind of cool that pigs have corkscrew dicks, but the vaginas of muscovy ducks are as twisty and claustrophobic as a Doom level. As writer Samantha Cole puts it in this Motherboard article, the new app wandering these dank, fertile halls is “like the Magic School Bus, but for the inside of a waterfowl.”

    VR Duck Genitalia Explorer, an Android app that whisks you on a whimsical journey through a muscovy duck vagina, was designed by science educator Jules Howard and biological sciences professor Patricia Brennan, the latter of whom also narrates the proceedings. “I think apps like this one can really serve two functions: one is to really allow folks to visualize complex structures that may be too difficult to grasp with 2-D, and two, to get people who normally may not be interested in science, to start asking questions about interesting biological phenomena by stepping in the VR novelty,” Brennan told Motherboard, making the obvious, yet understated, point point that, yes, folks are much more likely to pay attention when genitalia is involved.

    The game doesn’t seem to answer the question: Can ducks queef? I guess they are saving that for a DLC.


  • Tuesday Morning Why Am I Here Links?

    No funny intros or lead-ups, no frills. We just noticed the Sloopy situation, led to the scene of the crime by an overwhelming scent of urine puddles and the moaning of someone of indeterminate gender. So… while the EMTs and cops do their thing, let’s get down to business.

    Besides the obvious anniversary, today is also the birthday of O. Henry, one of the under-appreciated gems of American letters, Ed Reed, who redefined “safety,” and Dylan Klebold, who re-invigorated Michael Moore’s career with his novel use of a trench coat.

    On to news.


    California never disappoints.

    All of California’s electricity will come from clean power sources by 2045 under legislation signed by Gov. Jerry Brown on Monday, the latest in a series of ambitious goals set by the state to combat the effects of climate change.

    The bill narrowly passed the Legislature last month after nearly two years of debate over cost and feasibility concerns. Opponents argued that pushing fossil fuels out of the electricity grid within three decades wasn’t possible, and efforts to do so would lead to higher electric bills across the state.

    Last month, state regulators released a report showing climate change would lead to deadlier heat waves, more consistent wildfires and higher sea levels in the coming decades than previously believed.

    Because we always believe reports by regulators which show the urgent need of… more regulation. Coming up next: subsidies for the millions of Californians that won’t be able to afford the new, higher rates. or perhaps, the Let Them Eat Cake Act of 2047, which is hailed as a means of enforcing virtuous sacrifice.


    Old Crazy Uncle also never disappoints.

    Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) on Monday renewed his attacks against Amazon, sharing videos on Twitter that accuse the company of using “Orwellian language.”

    “Listen to how Amazon uses its own lingo to blur the distinction between billionaire CEO Jeff Bezos and the average Amazon employee making minimum wage, according to journalist @J_Bloodworth,” Sanders tweeted as he shared one of the videos.

    I take seriously the guy who was kicked out of a hippie commune for being too lazy. But as someone who has demonstrated the ways to get rich from leeching off taxpayers, he has taught us all much. After all, some animals are more equal than others, amirite Comrade? By the way, does the average Amazon employee make minimum wage?


    Of course, there’s understandable outrage that our news media is being attacked for dishonesty. That’s just so unfair. And so untrue. Ohhhhh, wait…

    Recently, another Houston Chronicle journalist flagged me with questions about the accuracy of a story written by veteran Austin reporter Mike Ward. Ward joined the Chronicle in 2014 after a long career with the Austin American-Statesman. Specifically, questions were raised about whether individuals quoted in one of his stories were real people. Our own researchers, after an initial review, had difficulty finding a number of sources cited in Ward’s most recent reports.

    Ward has insisted that his work was truthful, that his work involved real people, and that we would eventually find the individuals behind his “man-on-the-street” interviews. However, given the questions this review raised, he offered to resign and I accepted that resignation last week.

    Oops.


    When asked why I chose science as a career, I think of the important knowledge that we uncover, our deeper understanding of the universe, our contributions to the welfare of mankind. Here’s an example.

    In a 24-hour period all the flatus they expelled was collected via a rectal catheter (ouch). They ate normally but to ensure a boost in gas production they also had to eat 200 grams (half a large can) of baked beans.

    The participants produced a median total volume of 705 millilitres of gas in 24 hours, but it ranged from 476 millilitres to 1,490 millilitres per person. Hydrogen gas was produced in the greatest volume (361 millilitres over 24 hours), followed by carbon dioxide (68 millilitres per 24 hours). Only three adults produced methane, which ranged from 3 millilitres per 24 hours to 120 millilitres per 24 hours. The remaining gases, thought to mostly be nitrogen, contributed about 213 millilitres per 24 hours.

    Men and women produced about the same amount of gas and averaged eight flatus episodes (individual or a series of farts) over 24 hours. The volume varied between 33 and 125 millilitre per fart, with bigger amounts of intestinal gas released in the hour after meals.

    Your tax dollars at work.


    Some Old Guy Music to wrap up. Roots, the real thing.

  • Monday Afternoon Links with Hurricane Advice

    If you are within 10 miles of the coast between Charleston and Norfolk, go buy a bunch of water, food that doesn’t need refrigeration, and fill your gas tank if you have less than half a tank. And do your neighbors a favor. Gas up early, not often. People say to keep your tank topped off — please don’t. Go buy a 5 gallon gas canister (or two) and fill that. That will get any car or truck another 50+ miles. If you have half a tank plus that, you can get far enough inland to get gas. It keeps the lines shorter, and lets the tanker fleet run a little more effectively than having everyone in town constantly buying the gallon or two they just burned.

    In less depressing news, Florida Man got a chance to tangle with British sailors. Oh wait, the Brits just fought each other, because Florida Man is that scary. Or the Brits are just that polite. Pick your stereotype and run with it.

    GOP Gubernatorial candidate resigns from Congress. He says because he’s not going to be in Washington much this fall and it wouldn’t be right to accept his salary. Brett says, “pull the other one.”

    Donald Trump, suuuuuper-genius, appears to have saved Jeff Sessions from pointed questions about how Sessions’ testimony before Congress is a little different than what actually happened. Its not so much that he’s playing 8-D chess as that his opponents have only a single response to anything he does.

    John Bolton’s Mustache has threatened to murder and exsanguinate anyone from the ICC who attempts to prosecute Americans.*

    *Not actually what he said.

    Old guys when they were young, live.

  • Monday Morning Links

    At least she’s progressed from threatening to ram balls down officials’ “fucking throats”.

    This was a pretty big sports weekend, so if I re-post a news link, I apologize in advance for not even paying attention to what was going on in the rest of the world.  I mean, I wanted Djoker to win…and he did. I didn’t want Serena to win, and she not only lost but did so in a way that should forever taint her legacy as much as the incident against Clijsters some years ago.  Of course, she’s playing the victim card and many of the usual suspects from the media are lapping it up. But most commentators and former players/officials from the rest of the world are calling it for what it was: a pathetic attempt to avoid responsibility.  Congratulations to Osaka though. She remained graceful in the face of Serena’s idiocy during the match and her selfish grandstanding afterward.

    Elsewhere, Ohio State annihilated another opponent and are ready to head to DFW this week, where I will coincidentally be as well on Saturday at gametime.  Huh, I guess I may as well attend. ASU (shout out here to Banjos and family) beat MSU sometime Sunday morning. Stanford easily handled USC, Mississippi State looks to be for real, TTUN had a WR catch a TD pass for the first time in over a year, Clemson won in College Station, Va Tech needs people to start paying attention to them, and the other usually suspects took care of business, although Notre Dame struggled with Ball State.

    The NFL kicked off the season. I tuned out last night after Rodgers was carried off on a cart…only to find out that was a mistake.So his Packers won, as did: the Ben-gals, Dolphins, Vikings, Patriots, Buccaneers, Jaguars, Ravens, Chiefs, Broncos, Redskins and Panthers.  The Steelers and Browns played to a well-deserved tie…meaning they both sucked.

    The birthday roster is so weak, that Rin Tin Tin gets mentioned. That son of a bitch shares it with the late, great Arnold Palmer, eccentric designer Karl Lagerfeld, baseball player* Roger Maris, singer Danny Hutton, rocker Barriemore Barlow, hypocrite Bill O’Reilly, guitarist Joe Perry, rocker Johnny Fingers, under-appreciated writer/director Chris Columbus, actor Colin Firth, and film director (and probably carrier of countless strains of VD based on who he married) Guy Ritchie.

    Ali-Norton…timeless.

    September 10th is also the date on which the following historical things happened: John Smith was elected president of Jamestown Colony council, Simon Bolivar was named Presidente of Peru, a London cab driver became the first person ever fined for drunk driving (1894), Leopold and Loeb were convicted for murder, Neal Diamond hit the Top 40 for the first time, Ali beat Norton, and Alex Trebek hosted his first episode of Jeopardy!

    OK, now you get to…the links!

    That Dallas, TX cop who shot someone in her apartment building after she claimed she mistook his apartment for hers has been charged with manslaughter. Its also been revealed that she is a member of the “elite” crime response team and that she shot someone else a year ago…after she let him take her taser.

    Go away, Florence!

    Hurricane Florence is heading toward the Carolinas. I’m still thinking it will veer north just enough to miss the mid-atlantic and hit New England. But we’ll have to wait a couple more days to know.  Wherever it hits, stay safe and evacuate if you can.

    Oh look, another media bigwig has been exposed as a piece of shit. The embattled Moonves now has six accusers and a host of other complaints about sketchy behavior, which was an open secret tolerated by the profession for some time.

    “Move along. There’s nothing to see here.”  The facts are just a series of coincidences and do not indicate a pattern at all, right?

    A crackhead in his natural habitat

    You think your local government bureaucracy is a mess? Check out this shitshow in the San Francisco area.

    And if you thought your local government bureaucracy was corrupt, then take solace in the fact that they’re probably not as corrupt as this Catholic diocese.  I sincerely don’t understand how these people can do what they’ve done to protect their “brand” rather than the children of their flock.

    Nice apology, but no matter now as the damage has already been done and the narrative set.  Nice job, deep state. You did what you were supposed to do: undermine every politically-motivated organization you disliked to create unrest.

    And Sweden faces an interesting political future after neither side reach a majority in latest elections.  Gee, maybe have a separate but equal government setup for legislative and executive functions and avoid these kinds of things.

    Anyway, here’s a little tune to start the day. Enjoy.

    Now go out there and have a great day!

  • STEVE SMITH SUNDAY NIGHT LINKS

    STEVE SMITH SAY “FOOTBALL TIME!”

     

    STEVE SMITH HOPE EVERYONE HAVE NICE DAY, WATCH FOOTBALL, EAT SNACKS. CLEVELAND BROWNS NO LET DOWN FANS TODAY! SORT OF. OMWC HAPPY, B’MORE DANCE ON BONES OF BILLS. SOME FAN HAPPY, SOME SAD. STEVE SMITH WAIT FOR CASCADIA GET TEAM. NO CHEER SEAHAWKS UNLESS PART OF CASCADIA! STEVE SMITH WANT WISH (((FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE))) A HAPPY ROSH HASHANAH!

    NOW FOR LINKS FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE;

    • STEVE SMITH WORRIED FOR SEA SMITH AND FLORIDA FRIENDS. GO AWAY STUPID RED TIDE!
    • BRITISH TABLOID HAVE LONG MEMORY. NO CROSS THEM.
    • LOOK LIKE USG NO READ TEXT GOOD. STILL SAY “SEX-SPY!” STEVE SAY HIM NEED INVESTIGATE. BY INVESTIGATE, MEAN RAPE.

    FREE CASCADIA!

  • Sunday Morning Hitting The Road Links

    After a rather adventurous couple of days in the Twin Cities, SP and I are packing up The Mighty Wonder Dog and heading back home. But the regret is tempered by two wonderful things that today marks: the REAL beginning of the football season (will the Ravens crush the Bills? Will the evil Packers get eaten by the Bears?) and the New Year tonight. Coincidence? I think not.

    Noteworthy events on this date: California was admitted to the Union as a state, so when their debt burden explodes, we’re all on the hook. And it’s the birthday of the architect of the Gallus gallus domesticus Holocaust, Colonel Harlan Sanders. I hope his son Bernie is proud.

    On to the news, since I have no time for more side nonsense.


    So it turns out that the Dallas cop who killed a guy in his own apartment had a history of being a bit shooty. And of course, the race hustlers and lawyers are already circling above…

    Dallas Mayor Mike Rawlings and state Sen. Royce West, D-Dallas, held a news conference Saturday afternoon in which they urged the community for patience as the investigation proceeds, the Fort Worth Star-Telegram reported.

    “Is this a white on black crime? Yes,” West said. “It was a white, female Dallas police officer who shot and killed a person from St. Lucia of African descent.”

    And inevitably:

    Our office has been retained to represent the estate of #BothamShemJean. Our first & foremost priority will be to ensure justice is served for this family.

    And of course, that fat, fat contingency fee. Which of course will be paid by the Dallas taxpayers, not the cop responsible or her union.

    Video shows the brave officer in the immediate aftermath on the phone to her union rep.


    Susan Collins won’t ever have to worry about how she’ll hang up her clothes again.

    Democrats argue that President Donald Trump picked Kavanaugh because he will vote to overturn the Roe v. Wade decision. Liberal groups are running TV ads encouraging the senator to reject the nomination.

    People from across the country have mailed about 3,000 coat hangers to her office, symbolizing back-alley abortions that took place before they became legal.

    This is why I couldn’t be a politician- I wouldn’t be able to resist trolling the trolls. I’ll let you kind folks imagine all the ways that could be done…


    Serena Williams, always classy.

    The drama unfolded when Williams realized she had been given a point penalty after she broke her racket during the final at Flushing Meadows in New York City. ‘This is not right, this is not fair. This has happened to me too many times,’ Williams screamed at Ramos.
    ‘Because I’m a woman you’re going to take this away from me.”

    As opposed to her opponent, who wasn’t a woman?


    Shit-stain war-boner dead guy will, in the great tradition of Diego Rivera, honored with a shitty mural.

    The mural was planned to cover a 30-foot-high, 120-foot-long wall on a building at 4235 N. Marshall Way in Old Town, near Goldwater Boulevard and Fifth Avenue. The concept depicts McCain’s face in front of an Arizona flag created with approximately 30,000 icons representing the state’s five C’s: cattle, copper, citrus, climate and cotton.

    People old enough to remember the cover photo for Who’s Next will know exactly what I’m thinking.


    Every time I regret living in Illinois, New York says, “Hold my beer!”

    Nixon also pushed her plan for a state universal health care program that estimates suggest could cost initially anywhere from $96 billion to $200 billion. The state budget currently is $170 billion. Nixon said she does not have a plan to pay for it, though she suggested a recent Rand report raised the idea of higher payroll and other taxes.

    “Pass it and then figure out how to fund it,” Nixon said.

    Genius.


    Ahhhh, academics.

    O’Dwyer was boarding a Qantas plane when a flight attendant reportedly looked at her boarding pass — which said “Dr. O’Dwyer” — and instead addressed her as “Miss O’Dwyer.”
    “Do not look at my ticket, look at me, look back at my ticket, decide it’s a typo, and call me Miss O’Dwyer,” Dwyer shared on social media. “I did not spend 8 years at university to be called Miss.”
    O’Dwyer is a senior lecturer in Aging and Family Care at the University of Exeter in the United Kingdom with a PhD.

    So take a lesson- you will all address me as DOCTOR Pervert. I did not spend 10 years at university to be called Mister.


    Old Guy Music today honors another birthday, in this case Elvin Jones, arguably the greatest drummer to ever walk this planet. And as a bonus, some superb playing by the great and under-appreciated Joey Defrancesco.

  • SEA SMITH NAUTICAL SATURDAY EVENING LINKS

    SEA SMITH GET TOO PLAYFUL. SORRY FOR SHIP!

    SEA SMITH STILL NO FIND TOUGH JEWISH COMEDY CLUB, GO TELL JOKES. SO HE GIVE LINKS TO YOU INSTEAD. THAT GOOD DEAL, RIGHT? IF NOT, COME VISIT SEA SMITH FOR REFUND. SEE, CAN STILL PRACTICE JOKES!

    OK, NOW LINKS:

    1. NO TIME LIKE PRESENT – GET READY FOR STORMZ! YOU GET LAWYERS, GUNS, MONEY…WAIT, FOOD, WATER, GENERATORS. AND GUNS, LOTS OF GUNS.
    2. WHY EQUATORIAL GUINEA NO HIRE SEA SMITH GO “TALK” TO SUBSEA7? HE VERY PERSUASIVE WHEN NEED BE. BY VERY PERSUASIVE, MEAN RAPEY.
    3. HAHAHAHA! NOW CALL NEBRASKA “LIBYA”. WHAT WITH CELL DOOR FLY OPEN ALL TIME NOW?

    SEA SMITH HOPE YOU HAVE GOOD NIGHT, AND COME ON IN, WATER FINE!

  • Saturday Morning Remote Links

    SP and I had come to the delightful Twin Cities for a wedding and to have dinner with a few of the locals. We arrived at the Stray Dog and found Leap At The Wheel and Pope Jimbo waiting for us. “Where’s Tundra?” we asked. The two Minnesotans shrugged. Jimbo replied, “He was supposed to be here, I have no idea what…” His ringing cell phone interrupted the conversation. “That’s him calling now. Hello?”

    “Hey Jimbo, it’s Tundra. I have a bit of a problem.”

    “What’s up?”

    “Well, it’s a long story, but I need bail. Can you guys help?”

    “What the hell happened?”

    “I was in my Triumph, stopped at a light, when a very attractive woman came up and asked if I was looking for a date. Naturally, I offered her a ride. And things started going funny…”

    “Funny?”

    “Yeah. She asked me to head down a road, then pull over. Naturally, I did. And she reached over and started pulling down my fly. “$20 for a Kirby Classic.” I handed her a twenty, and she leaned over the center console and started to, well, you know. BJ.  It was pretty excellent, at least for a few seconds. But suddenly there were flashing lights from behind me. It was a cop! So I took off quickly. I mean, a guy of my reputation can’t be involved in some sort of hooker scandal. I figure, my Triumph can out-handle a cop car so they should be easy to lose. I was wrong.”

    “What happened?”

    “I ended up in a ditch. Cops all around me. They yanked me and the hooker out of the car. And her wig came off. I mean HIS wig. That was not a happy surprise. And they seemed to know him, apparently a regular. But the bastards arrested me, charged me with contributory sex trafficking, resisting arrest, mopery, reckless driving, and sodomy. I need you guys to get me out of here, they’re sticking me in a cell with a guy who keeps calling me ‘Fuck Socket.’”

    “What’s bail?”

    “I need $10,000 cash.”

    Much laughter. “Enjoy your night and we’ll all have a beer in your honor!”

    So Tundra, best of luck when you get out. We were all thinking of you.


    Notable birthdays today include the great Peter Sellers, TV pioneer Sid Caesar, and my favorite country singer ever, Patsy Cline. And news… we got news.


    Obama is back on the scold. We as a people have disappointed Daddy yet again.

    “You happen to be coming of age” amid backlash to progress, Obama told the students. “It did not start with Donald Trump, he is a symptom, not the cause. He is just capitalizing on resentment that politicians have been fanning for years. A fear, an anger that is rooted in our past but is also borne in our enormous upheavals that have taken place in your brief lifetimes.”
    Obama spent a sizable portion of his remarks criticizing Republicans in Congress, saying “the politics of resentment and paranoia has unfortunately found a home in the Republican Party” over the last few decades and argued that the policies GOP leaders are pursuing aren’t conservative.

    “Yeah, bad bad Team Red! Deplorables! I’m the only one who should be peddling fear and anger!” Of course, his speech followed a very familiar pattern.

    Obama’s favorite word seemed to be “I,” which he repeated at least 87 times, followed by more than a dozen references to “my” or “me.”

    I wonder if we’ll ever get a president that isn’t a drooling narcissist. Sigh.


    My favorite zoo exhibit is the Pander Bear. And it’s always fun to see them do their tricks.

    “This is an extremely nuanced issue, and through his own personal experience and his own ideals, [Florida gubernatorial candidate Andrew Gillum] has come to the conclusion that he is not a supporter of the BDS movement,” David Singer, a campaign adviser to Gillum, told Orlando Weekly in an interview. Singer continued, “To be a progressive thinker, and as someone with progressive values, does not mean you are in lockstep with every position of the progressive movement. And this is one where he simply is not.”

    A couple things come to mind, beyond the obvious, “I need some of that Jew gold for my campaign in Florida.” First, he’s going to be dead meat as the rest of the prog movement tears into him for apostasy. Second, why would anyone care what the foreign policy leanings are for a governor? Last I recall, this was totally a Federal issue. But, oh yeah, Florida and Jew gold.


    I swear to Yahweh, I’ve seen this somewhere before…

    Thunderstorms knocked out power to several homes in the historic town of Bridgeport, Connecticut on Thursday night, leaving residents scrambling for a way to see in the darkness. In the confusion, a 30-year-old woman reportedly grabbed a quarter stick of dynamite she had mistaken for a candle.

    The woman suffered severe injuries to her face and hand, which may result in the loss of at least one finger.

    Oh, now I remember! Wile E. Coyote! If this were the best of all possible worlds, the dynamite brand would have been Acme.


    Talk about landing on the wrong side of the hot-crazy axis.

    A South Carolina doctor is in stable condition Friday after suffering gunshot wounds while trying to block a spray of bullets fired by his former girlfriend, who then turned the weapon on herself, according to reports.
    Jennifer Rudemyer, 39, who was found dead outside the Hilton Head Island home of Gaston Perez on Tuesday night, attacked him hours after he got a restraining order against her…

    Given her business as a home organizer, he probably left his shoes on the floor in front of the couch.


    And in honor of birthday boy Anton Dvorak, Old Guy Music features Roland Kirk doing a mashup of the Going Home theme from Dvorak’s New World Symphony and the classic Sentimental Journey.

  • ZARDOZ’S FRIDAY NIGHT LINKS OF CLEANSING

    YOU ONLY STAB, THE ONES YOU LOVE…

     

    ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ NEEDS TO REINFORCE ONE OF THE CENTRAL TENANTS OF ZARDOZHOOD….CLEANSING THE FILTH OF BRUTALS, WHO ARE LEGION, AND PLAGUE THE EARTH. PURIFYING THEM, AS YOU WILL. THE GIFT OF THE LINK WILL REINFORCE THAT! GO FORTH AND COMMENT!

    REPORTING FOR COMMENTS!
    • THE CLEANSING GOES ON. SYRIA HAS PROVEN A MOST FRUITFUL AREA TO REMOVE BRUTALS FROM THEIR LIVES.
    • IF ONE CAN STACK SKULLS LIKE A MONGOL CONQUEROR, ZARDOZ WONDERS WHY YOU WOULD BURY THEM INSTEAD? CLEANSING BRUTALS ISN’T SIMPLY KILLING THEM…THERE IS AN ART TO IT!
    • MOVE OVER SOMALIA! ZARDOZ HAS A NEW FAVORITE….LIBYA! PERHAPS A TRIP TO TRIPOLI IS IN ORDER? PERHAPS ZARDOZ COULD PROCLAIM “ZARDOZ CAME, ZARDOZ SAW, BRUTALS DIED!” …THEN CACKLE. BEEN DONE YOU SAY? BACK TO THE POSITRONIC DRAWING BOARD…
    • ON A LIGHTER NOTE…GOOD TO SEE SOME BRUTALS KEEPING A MEANINGFUL PERSPECTIVE.

    ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

     

  • Friday Afternoon Links

    Happy Friday, frens. I hope your day is going smoothly. I will be working late tonight to try to avoid working on the weekend. So I’m making up by mixing  my first drink at, well,  a pretty early hour. My Seminoles look to rebound against Samford. Here’s hoping they found pads for some of the bigger flag girls and get some blocking on offense. tOSU takes on conference powerhouse Rutgers. UT plays Tulsa, and we’ll hope for only one fourth quarter interception after the game is out of reach. Oh, and pro football starts. Texans will find a way to lose to the Patriots. I’m hoping Clowney/Watt/Mercilus combine for a lot of angry Tom Brady yelling at the refs. And that all three survive Week 1 without injury.

    Florida Man gives “rough trade” a go, ends up stabbed in neck.

    Hey look, U niversity of Texas may have lost to Maryland, but they seem to have superior heat stroke treatment.

    Florence looks like she’s gonna take a big dump on the East Coast next week. Glibs from GA to NJ may want to start watching the weather, buying ammo, and polishing their looter-shooters.

    Let’s all roll our eyes at this one. Cincinnati shooting could have been a bloodbath because the shooter had “over 200 rounds of ammunition”. Okay, so like, what? He packed his usual range bag? I can only imagine what would be said about my friends who buy ammo by the case.