STEVE SMITH HOPE EVERYONE HAVE NICE DAY, WATCH FOOTBALL, EAT SNACKS. CLEVELAND BROWNS NO LET DOWN FANS TODAY! SORT OF. OMWC HAPPY, B’MORE DANCE ON BONES OF BILLS. SOME FAN HAPPY, SOME SAD. STEVE SMITH WAIT FOR CASCADIA GET TEAM. NO CHEER SEAHAWKS UNLESS PART OF CASCADIA! STEVE SMITH WANT WISH (((FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE))) A HAPPY ROSH HASHANAH!
NOW FOR LINKS FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE;
STEVE SMITH WORRIED FOR SEA SMITH AND FLORIDA FRIENDS. GO AWAY STUPID RED TIDE!
STEVE SMITH GLAD LONG WEEKEND HERE. HAD LARGE GROUP TOURISTS STOP BY WOODS. STEVE SMITH HAD TO GREET THEM. BY GREET, MEAN RAPE. BUT NOW MADE MONTHLY QUOTA AND CAN RELAX! BUT THAT NO MEAN STEVE SMITH FORGET ABOUT FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE. LINKS STILL NEED MAKING! HERE ARE:
THIS CONFUSE STEVE SMITH. HIM THOUGHT PISSING IN PARIS STREET WAS FRENCHIE TRADITION? STEVE SMITH LUCKY HIM LIVE IN WOODS. ALL WORLD IS TOILET!
THIS SEEM LIKE CHANGE IN WAY THINGS GO. STEVE SMITH THOUGHT WAY TO GET RID OF WAS DIOXIN IN SOUP, OR JAB WITH RADIOACTIVITY STUFF?
IF THIS CAUSE “HORROR“, STEVE SMITH SUGGEST FAMILY STAY OUT OF HIM WOODS…
YOU HELP STEVE SMITH? HIM NO UNDERSTAND BALLOON THING. FIRST, HAT AND HAIR HOST. NOW MAYOR. WHY THIS KEEP HAPPENING?
STEVE SMITH HOPE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE GET ENJOY TIME OFF.
STEVE SMITH GLAD SEE WEEK END. HIM FINALLY CATCH UP ON RAPE QUOTA FOR MONTH (SO FAR!). ALSO WRITE LEGAL BRIEF FOR CASCADIA INDEPENDENCE. PROBLEM – WROTE ON LEAVES, AND WIND CAME AND BLEW MOST OF ARGUMENT AWAY. GRRRR. STEVE SMITH NEED OFFICE. CAN ANY FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE HELP? STEVE SMITH VERY GOOD OFFICE MATE. HIM NO RAPE COPIER OR COFFEE MACHINE. MAYBE ELEVATOR.
“MR. SMITH? A CLIENT TO SEE YOU”
IT RAIN LOT IN HAWAII. MAYBE IT PUT VOLCANO OUT? STEVE SMITH THINK COUSIN SEA SMITH GO VISIT. GOOD PICKINGS IN THINGS WASH OUT SEA…
MAYBE MONEY NOT FOR CRAZY PEOPLE IN GAZA GO TO CASCADIA INSTEAD?!?! STEVE SMITH HURRY AND TRY GET EMBASSY SET UP! $200,000,000 BUY A WHOLE CAMPGROUND FOR STEVE SMITH ATTRACT CAMPERS AND HIKERS!
GOOD SEE UN ONLY YEARS LATE IN SEE OBVIOUS. STEVE SMITH READ ARTICLE…NO SEE “SOCIALISM” ANYWHERE. JUST SEE UN SAY “On Thursday, the IOM and U.N. refugee agency UNHCR called on Latin American countries to ease entry for Venezuelans, more than 1.6 million of whom have left since 2015.”
HIT UNHCR ON HEAD WITH BIG ROCK!
STEVE SMITH HAVE GO BACK WORK NOW, RE-WRITE BRIEF. THEN HIM RELAX WITH HIKERS. BY RELAX WITH, MEAN RAPE.
STEVE SMITH CONTINUE WORK AS PROMINENT FOREST LAWYER. HIM WILL HELP CASCADIA BE FREE. AS RESULT, STEVE SMITH HAVE LINKS FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE. FORESTLINKS. HIM HOPE YOU LIKE. IF NOT, COME VISIT STEVE SMITH IN WOODS, IN CASCADIA. HIM ADDRESS COMPLAINTS. BY ADDRESS COMPLAINTS, MEAN…
STEVE SMITH NO LIKE FOREST FIRES! THINK HOOMAN WHO SET SHOULD BE TURNED OVER TO STEVE SMITH FOR INTERROGATION. BY INTERROGATION, MEAN RAPE. A LOT. WHEN STEVE SMITH YOUNG RAPESQUATCH, HIM WAS IN FIRE IN WOODS. HAD TO RUN AND DIVE RIVER. WHEN COME OUT, SAW BEAR STANDING ON SHORE.
WHAT MEAN “ONLY YOU?!”
HIM SAY “ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES”. STEVE SMITH SHAKE OFF WATER AND GRAB SHOVEL FROM BEAR. HIT BEAR OVER HEAD AND YELL “STEVE SMITH NO START FIRE, STOOPID BEAR!” THEN STEVE SMITH EAT BEAR HAT AND BREAK SHOVEL. WOULD HAVE RAPED BEAR, BUT NEED RUN MORE.
SMALL HOOMANS NO WANT FRENCH LOGGING COMPANY. BUT STEVE SMITH WONDER, “WHO WANT FRENCH ANYWAY?”
LOOK LIKE STEVE SMITH HAVE ANOTHER “INTERROGATION” OF SUSPECT. THISREALLY STOOPID. NO DO STOOPID THINGS IN CASCADIA!
THIS NOT FOREST STORY, BUT MAKE STEVE SMITH LAUGH. STEVE SMITH WRITE GOOD, NOT LIKE DEVON COUNTY COUNCIL! STEVE SMITH GO TEACH SLAVERS WRITE GOOD. BY TEACH TO WRITE GOOD, MEAN…TEACH WRITE GOOD.
STEVE SMITH BUSY RAPESQUATCH. HIM DO MANY LINKS IN WEEK. HIM ALSO HAVE CATCH UP ON QUOTA. GO VISIT CAMPGROUND AFTER LINKS. NEED READ FOREST LAW JOURNAL, SO HIM KEEP UP ON BEING PROMINENT FOREST LAWYER! NO NEW WORD ON CASCADIA FREEDOM. BUT STEVE SMITH KEEP WORK ON.
HERE LINKS FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN HOOMANS:
CHIPOTLE HAUNT OLD PARENT COMPANY MCDONALDS? LOOK LIKE THEM USE SAME LETTUCE! STEVE SMITH STICK TO FOREST DIET.
STEVE SMITH HOPE FUNNY JAPAN GLIBERTARIANS OK. STEVE SMITH HIDE IN CAVE WHEN STORMS.
THIS MAKE STEVE SMITH SHAKE HEAD. MAYBE HIM NEED RAPE RESEARCHERS AND SHOPPERS BOTH.
WHY SILLY PEOPLE PICK JAILMAN FOR RUN PRESIDENT? STEVE SMITH NOT SURE BRAZIL HOOMANS NOT CRAZY.
HOPE LIKE LINKS. STEVE SMITH GO NOW, CATCH UP ON WORK. BY WORK, MEAN RAPE.
STEVE SMITH TAKE OVER AFTERNOON LINKS FROM FUNNY FLORIDA GLIBERTARIAN. HIM FINISH TELLING STORY OF FALLING OUT WITH HOLLYWOOD.
STEVE SMITH DISAPPOINT THAT HIM NOT LISTENED TO AS “SASQUATCH TECHNICAL ADVISER”. THEN HIM LOSE OUT ON ROYALTIES FOR TOYS. “FIRE” AGENT AND NOT KNOW WHAT DO. SURE, GO HOLLYWOOD PARTIES, MEET ASPIRING ACTORS AND ACTRESSES. BY MEET, MEAN RAPE. BUT JOY OUT OF JOB.
NO! THEM GET BACKWARDS! STEVE SMITH DRIVER, NOT PASSENGER.
STEVE SMITH NO MORE ADVISER, NOT GET ROYALTIES. WAS TIME LEAVE HOLLYWOOD. WENT FOREST LAW SCHOOL INSTEAD. NOW HIM PROMINENT FOREST LAWYER AND WORK MAKE CASCADIA FREE! IS GOOD JOB, BUT SOMETIMES DO MISS HOLLYWOOD PARTIES. BUT YOU NO COME HERE THAT, FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE HERE FOR LINKS!
UH-OH. STEVE SMITH NO LIKE EBOLA. MAKE HIM SNEEZE. IT WORSE FOR HOOMANS, WHO CAN DIE. HOPE NEW SHOT MADE FOR SICK HOOMANS.
STEVE SMITH LIKE WISCONSIN. VERY FUNNY HOOMANS THERE. LOOK WHAT THEM DO!
WHITE HELMETS BETTER THAN BLUE HELMETS. BLUE HELMET PEOPLE COMPETE WITH STEVE SMITH. BY COMPETE, MEAN RAPE BEFORE STEVE SMITH GET THERE.
FUNNY HOOMAN WITH DOG IN PIPE MAKE STEVE SMITH LAUGH.
STEVE SMITH CONTINUE TELL STORY. LAST TIME, HIM TELL ABOUT SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN. IT FEATURE GOOD FIGHT SCENE!
GIVE HUG TO STEVE AUSTIN!
BUT THING GO BAD WHEN CUT ALL RAPE SCENES STEVE SMITH WANTED…”MAKE ACCURATE!” STEVE SMITH SAY. “We are very sorry, Mr. Smith, but we are bound by the Code! The Code of Practices for Television Broadcasters won’t let us show that, no matter how accurate it might be!”
STEVE SMITH DISAPPOINT. HIM ASK AGENT WHY NO TELL HIM THAT. AGENT NOT HAVE GOOD ANSWER. STEVE SMITH FIRE AGENT. BY FIRE, MEAN RAPE…AND TERMINATE EMPLOYMENT RELATIONSHIP.
LAST STRAW COME IN 2 PARTS. FIRST, STEVE SMITH GET NO ROYALTY FROM TOY SET!
THEM TRY MAKE “BIGFOOT” LOOK LIKE JERRY GARCIA IN BEAR SUIT!
THEN STEVE SMITH SEE HIM IDEASSTOLEN! THEM MAKE CROSSOVER WITH BIONIC WOMAN. ANDRE GIANT GET REPLACED, WHEN HIM STAND SOLIDARITY WITH STEVE SMITH. THEM USE LURCH INSTEAD!?
STEVE SMITH VERY ANGRY. HIM ARGUE WITH STUDIO EXECUTIVES, BUT NO HELP (BY ARGUE, MEAN RAPE). THEM TOO COKED UP MIND RAPE. STEVE SMITH LOSE BEST METHOD PERSUADE…
NEXT TIME, STEVE SMITH TELL HOW THINGS END UP….BUT RIGHT NOW YOU WANT START DAY WITH LINKS. SO HERE ARE LINKS FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE.
STEVE SMITH THINK COUSIN SEA SMITH GET ANGRY. WHY STEAL SHARK?! LUCKY FOR SHARK, THIEF DUMB – “HEY, WHO WANT BUY SHARK?”
THIS SENTENCE SILLY. STEVE SMITH HIM TEACH CRAZY LADY MANNERS. BY TEACH MANNERS, MEAN RAPE.
STEVE SMITH WAIT AND SEE. HIM HEAR THIS BEFORE. STILL, JAW-JAW BETTER THAN WAR-WAR. AND RAPE-RAPE BETTER THAN RAPE (RIGHT WHOOPI?)
“STEVE VS STEVE” … MAKE STEVE SMITH BREAK FROM HOLLYWOOD.
STEVE SMITH WATCHING OLD SHOWS ON TV (POWER BY RACCOONS RUN ON FLYWHEEL). HIM SEE PAINFUL MEMORY. STEVE SMITH ONCE PART OF HOLLYWOOD. 1970S WAS CRAZY TIME.
ROD SERLING AND LEONARD NIMOY MAKE BANK.
HOOMANS SEE UFOS, THINK THEY SEE CRYPTIDS (WE HIDE IN PLAIN SIGHT…EXCEPT NESSIE – SHE VERY SHY). THEY WEAR CRAZY CLOTHES AND LISTEN TO CRAZY MUSIC.
STEVE SMITH RIDE SOUL TRAIN!STEVE SMITH THINK IT OUR WATERLOO!
STEVE SMITH GET JOB CONSULTING WITH “SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN” SHOW. THEM WANT DO “BIGFOOT” EPISODES. STEVE SMITH HELP. THEM THROW IN ALIENS, MAKE “BIGFOOT” BE ROBOT. IT TOTAL 1970S SILLY. IT GO TWOEPISODES! YOU NO WANT WATCH – READ ABOUT EACH. BUT THIS NETWORK TV – THEM TAKE OUT ALL RAPE SCENES STEVE SMITH ADVISE. ANDRE GIANT (HIM PLAY SASQUATCH!) ALSO NOT HAPPY THEM TAKE RAPE SCENES OUT. THIS LEAD TO BAD BLOOD… MAYBE STEVE SMITH TELL MORE STORY NEXT TIME.
RIGHT NOW, HIM GIVE LINKS INSTEAD.
STEVE SMITH WONDER WHY DAILY FAIL WORRY ABOUT “VIGILANTE BACKLASH“… STEVE SMITH SHOW THEM VIGILANTE BACKLASH. BY BACKLASH, MEAN RAPE.
HIM HAVE “POSSIBLE HEART PROBLEM“… 9MM HEART PROBLEM! STEVE SMITH THINK HIM NO COME OUT HOSPITAL UNLESS GIVE LOTS MONEY OR SQUEAL LIKE PIG. STEVE SMITH OFTEN HEAR SQUEAL LIKE PIG…
STEVE SMITH THINK SOME FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLES GET SAD. WANT OTHER FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE LOOK SEE Q OK.
STEVE SMITH HIT JACKPOT! “SASQUATCH GROUPIES” COME TO WOODS, LOOK FOR SQUATCH…STEVE SMITH OBLIGE. BY OBLIGE, MEAN RAPE. BUT NO CAN RAPE THOSE WANT STEVE SMITH. NOT SURE IF CAN COUNT ON MONTHLY RAPESQUATCH QUOTA REPORT. BUT WAS FUN ANYWAY.
BUT YOU NO HERE TO LISTEN TO STEVE SMITH TALK WORK, YOU HERE FOR LINKS! SO HAVE LINKS!
STEVE SMITH KEEP EYE TO SOUTH. HOPE CALIFORNIA GLIBERTARIAN HOOMANS SAFE. STEVE SMITH NO LIKE BAR-B-QUE PEOPLES.
WHEN LAST TIME ITALY PEOPLE AND UK PEOPLE ALLIED? STEVE SMITH REMEMBER IT LONG TIME AGO. LOOK LIKE MAYBE AGAIN? WAIT, WAIT….STEVE SMITH TRY “YOU KNOW WHO ELSE” GAME!!! YOU KNOW WHO ELSE ALLY ITALY WITH BRITAIN?
OK, WHICH ONE OF FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE THIS WAS? STEVE SMITH NO EAT SPIDER. BUT HIM DO HAVE BEER.
THIS WHY TWITTERS IS CRAZY. STEVE SMITH PREFER HOWL IN WOODS TO SEND THOUGHTS.
STEVE SMITH ALSO HOPE FRIEND ZARDOZ NOT SO SAD OVER HIM NOT HAVING KITTY AROUND ANYMORE.
STEVE SMITH WORRIED ABOUT PUBLIC OPINION. HIM WORRIED PEOPLE THINK TOO EXPENSIVE AND BUSY, SINCE HIM PROMINENT FOREST LAWYER. “HIM NO HAVE TIME TO PLAY WITH CHILDREN, HIM TOO BUSY BEING DIPLOMAT FOR CASCADIA!” H/T CLASSY MOUTHFEEL. AND BY H/T MEAN…
STEVE SMITH THINK KIDS NEED MORE SUNLIGHT!
NOT TRUE! STEVE SMITH WANT ALL CASCADIA HAVE PLACE TO PLAY. IF HAVE STEVE SMITH STATUE, THAT OK TOO. IF PEOPLE STILL HAVE PROBLEM, STEVE SMITH HAVE ANSWER FOR THEM:
STEVE SMITH ANSWER CRITICS!
… AND STEVE SMITH STILL LIKE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE, SO HE GIVE YOU LINKS:
STEVE SMITH WANT PLAY “YOU KNOW WHO ELSE” GAME! HIM GOOD AT IT. OK, HERE GO – YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WANT REGISTER KOSHER PEOPLE?
NOW STEVE SMITH WORRIED FOR FRIEND ZARDOZ. ALTHOUGH, IT DO SEEM DIFFICULT TO THINK HIM GET BLOWN AWAY BY TORNADO. STEVE SMITH SAD ABOUT HOOMANS THAT GOT HURT.
SAD
THIS ALSO MAKE STEVE SMITH SAD. HIM HOPE JAPAN GLIBERTARIANS OK. EARFQUAKE AND TSUNAMI BAD ENOUGH!
THIS MAKE STEVE SMITH A BIT HAPPIER. “The people want the downfall of political parties!” they chanted. STEVE SMITH WANT DOWNFALL OF POLITICAL PARTIES….EXCEPT CASCADIA FOREST PARTY. THEM GOOD (STEVE SMITH IS MEMBER OF PARTY).
THAT ALL FOR NOW, FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE. FREE CASCADIA!
