So many times, the sky is empty. The planets scattered, filling the silent halls with mumbling irrelevancies.
This week is not one of those weeks.
This week’s chart could be used as a final examination in a mid-level class on data analysis, should The Royal Science ever regain its place in the halls of academia. Which it really should. What with the push to “decolonize” the sciences, there’s probably a future in teaching astrology as an epistemology of color. I’d need to apply for the professorship in sandface of course, but it should be fairly easy to tar anyone who insisted that I was a Norway Brown as a “cisracist.” I should probably get some publications under my belt; anyone got the contact information for the Sokal Squared people?
To do this chart correctly, I should send the files to the plotter, reserve one of the larger conference rooms and “borrow” one of the straightedges from the AMHS people. However, this year’s performance management reviews haven’t been completed, so I won’t do that. Here’s what you get with a ruler and an eyeball:
The anchor of this whole thing is the alignment of Terra-Luna-Saturn; “Great Ending” (great as in ‘big,’ not as in ‘nifty.’ ) There’s a related-but-not-really influence there from Mercury (news, tidings, impetus) that might officially be pushing on the trio through the Earth, but in actuality is more like a “dotted line” boss who is stationed in a different office. Where Mercury does come into play is that drawing a line through Mercury and Saturn (the signs of beginning and endings, respectively) that line also intersects Venus(retrograde). This yields “Love Turns to Hate” but in really big Gothic lettering maybe with some teenaged notebook art from a Neil Gaiman fangirl decorating it.
Now modifying all of that is another linked alignment indicating relationship troubles (Venus(retrograde)-Mars-Luna) just in case the lettering wasn’t enough. Think of it as a sidereal blink tag, if you will. And, and ANNNNDDD there is yet another linked alignment of Venus(retrograde)-Jupiter-Sol that I usually have most success translating as “makeup sex,” but what the manual will tell you means “unexpected pregnancy.”
Got all that? Maybe this would help.
Now for further clarification on this situation, three of the planets involved in this (including two of the linking ones) are all conjoined in Sagittarius. The Archer is one of the two signs having major associations with the penis (the other being The Bull, natch’) So you can go back through all the stellar relationships and every time you see “Jupiter,” “Mercury,” or “The Moon,” you can substitute in “Penis.” Why is there relationship trouble? Because Venus(retrograde), Mars, and Penis.
Scorpio still holds the Sun, but all the other planets (and most of the readers) are bored with it.
Libra is still holding Venus(retrograde) in check. Libra really doesn’t get enough appreciation.
Sagittarius is where all the fun is at this week: Mercury, Luna and Jupiter means triple good luck to anyone engaging in precision work, riding/driving vehicles and/or searching for boytaur porn.
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49 responses to “This is what Astrology Looks Like: The Horoscope for the week of November 11”
“ASMR~ ?♀️? SASSY Police Officer / Cop”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glb08Qjanvs
Is this some kind of pedo shit?
I….what?
I dunno. How hard is OMWC after a viewing?
I think that is one of those whispering sexy girl things that is supposed to induce….uh…I forget, some king of psychological state. I dont get it so I cant be bothered to remember what it is called.
But yeah, I am old and everyone looks like a kid to me, but it does have a little bit of a creepy vibe to it.
I looked it up. ASMR it is called. Autonomous sensory meridian response. Whispering, tapping and scratching induces tingles, relaxation and sleep in some people. I wish it did for me. It would come in handy when I cant sleep.
https://asmruniversity.com/about-asmr/what-is-asmr/
When my hair is played with and I hear certain music, I have that response. Totally non-sexual. It’s rather hypnotic.
I consider asmr to be sexual but then not much isn’t to me cause I’m a perv. I’m not OMWC though so maybe in in 5 or 6 years she can make another one for me.
I will not google ‘boytaur’.
Didn’t he Have a Snow Dog?
Sup Tres!
“Snow Dog is victorious
The land of the Overworld
Is saved again”
You two still didn’t get a room?
We Did, it’s the Entire Continent, that’s how big our love is, square
I didn’t sign the contract! Get off my lawn!
I’m just glad you caught the reference 🙂
/Gambols East…..
Of course not. That is what Bing is for.
Note that astrologers use the same proven PowerPoint technology as the U.S. military. SCIENCE!
Sunday morning T&A.
http://archive.is/XlzIy
4’s outfit is tremendously effective.
10 is a 10
HEY YUFUS!
49’s is a dime.
33 with red wine and a cigarette? Drop the cig and her arms please.
At least there are a few in there this time that appear to be regular people instead of the usual bunch that look like they all used the same plastic surgeon.
41 and 51
So you’re saying it’s the year of Aquarius.
When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars
I don’t think it’s working.
My company’s yearly results come in soon. Is a bonus in the stars for Pie?
I just started a Stossel interview with Jeff Gordon’s Whiny kid brother, Who Knew Gordon was a Jew?
And I have never heard his voice before,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKHJjmlPTq0
Is there no end to the racist oppression perpetrated by this monster?
Trump will award Presidential Medal of Freedom to Alan Page.
Page, a former NFL player who’s in the Pro Football Hall of Fame, earned his degree in law while on the Minnesota Vikings roster “and practiced law during the off season,” the news release said.
“After retiring from the NFL in 1981, Justice Page practiced law full-time before winning a seat on the Minnesota Supreme Court in 1992,” a seat he held for more than two decades, the White House said. “Since 1988, his Page Education Foundation has provided scholarships to nearly 7,000 students.”
If you wanted somebody to emulate, there aren’t many people out there who would be a better pick than Alan Page.
Cool guy. Beast of a football player. Kinda proggy as a judge, though.
Yeah, I became a Viking fan back in the purple people eater days.
OT: La Résistance
His tweets should be amusing today.
“Look at me! Look at me!” gets tiresome after a while.
Pretty persuasive argument, though.
For birth control.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sOe7mo6EWKs
I don’t understand what the fuck they’re accomplishing by running around topless.
I just wish Trump would have rolled down the window and made a boob-grabbing motion with both hands.
I can’t recall if that’s ‘taking back our bodies’ or ‘crushing the patriarchy’, but it also could be #metoo.
It’s all quite confusing.
What are they accomplishing? “Look at me!”
That is all.
My desire is to go out in public and have no one notice me at all, as if I were invisible.
I remember seeing this link back at H&R a few years ago. The protest may not have gone as planned but it reminded me how violent and oppressed some countries are.
Some French suburbs, too.
To be sure, running around fem-topless is exactly the way to get attention, which for protestor types is kind of important. I don’t agree with everything they’re going on about, but I could hardly come up with a better way to get attention.
How come Leos are never represented? Are we like a second-class sign or something?
You have blue lives matter, what more do you want?
See? More prejudice.
SummerBirthdaysMatter!
Not Adahn never brings up Gemini’s either. He’s a signist.
I asked about Aries last time. Apparently, the planets aren’t interested in us right now. Dumb planets.
And Taurus.
^^ THIS.
Us Geminis get screwed over.
I got up early this morning…3ish. My wife is one of those people who had a taskmaster of a parent and her mother believed that idle hands are the devil’s workshop stuff. Thus my wife does not like housework but she feels guilty when I do it so I try to do it when she isnt home, which is rare. I found the solution this morning.
“I will clean the house this morning if you will go to the store.”
She is back, the house is clean and I am going to make a drink and plop my ass on the couch. I will check back later. Y’all have fun.
Way to go Cincinnati.
Obligatory, since it’s Sunday .
I loved that. Thanks.