Wednesday Afternoon SPeedy Links

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I’m late! I’m late!

Well, not yet, but my closest gal pal is going to ring the doorbell any second.

OMWC is out of town attending some absolutely fascinating mandatory meetings on material they covered in third grade, so it’s the perfect time to have a “girls’ afternoon/night in.” We are both self-employed, so if we want to start drinking at 1500 on a Wednesday (or any other day), we can.

My spousal unit is also close with [REDACTED], who is a fellow scientist. I’ll say hi for you, dude! (Swiss, you know the woman of whom I speak, so if you wanna drop in, we’d both love to see you. Don’t forget the pizza for the pup. 😉 )

We are doing a really simple menu of Gruet Brut with snacks, then grilled vegetables and a couple kinds of panini on homemade bread, with some excellent red wine, then dark chocolate cookies with espresso gelato. Easy and perfect for summer.

All that to say, I am sorry you aren’t receiving links up to my usual standard, but, hey, you get that for which you pay!

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  • I’m sure everyone has seen and/or commented on this story, but it just makes me happy, so I am posting it. What stops a bad guy with a gun?
  • I’m not really a gin drinker.
  • Oh, Green Party. You wacky kids.
  • Never.Apologize.
  • WTF Missouri. AND going for Hawley in the primary. “Show me” how you progress away from freedom.
  • You know what is an enemy of corruption? Competition.
  • For the material scientists and the other geeks among us. Non-geek version here.
  • But how many people would admit to knowing SugarFree?

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Have a great rest of your day! I’ll lift a glass in your general direction.

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321 responses to “Wednesday Afternoon SPeedy Links”

  1. Tres Cool

    The Green Party! Spoiling things for everyone since, forever!

    1. Tonio

      Just like…

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        Do you know who else spoiled it for everyone?

        1. jesse.in.mb

          Stone age herdsman who stored dairy products in sacks made of animal stomach?

          1. mr simple

            This is the best “You know who else…” answer I’ve ever read.

          2. jesse.in.mb

            Thank you! *curtsies*

        2. Tres Cool

          Chipotle ?

        3. bacon-magic

          Porsche?

        4. Michael

          The refrigerator in my old apartment?

        5. A Leap at the Wheel

          My daughter who has no internal filter and also can binge on every new release of Voltron because she doesn’t have to work and be a father, thus leaving her with only enough time to watch, at most, one episode per day.

          1. The Last American Hero

            SPOILER ALERT – Bad guys launch an attack featuring a giant cyborg/beast, Lions get their butts kicked until they form their own giant robot. Beast is slain, peace once again reigns free.

        6. MikeS

          Siskel and Ebert?

    2. jesse.in.mb

      I heard the Green Party snuck into the barn and curdled Goodwife Miller’s milk during the night!

      1. Nephilium

        The Green Party turned me into a newt!

        1. *lifts faceguard*

          A newt?

          1. Nephilium

            Well, I got better.

        2. jesse.in.mb

          A NEWT‽

        3. Tres Cool

          …I got better

        4. Old Man With Candy

          A newt?

    3. R C Dean

      From the article:

      The native of Hell, Michigan says his ancestors came from a distant planet

      Just awesome. If he was rich, Scientology would have already signed him up.

      He claims marijuana is the solution to opioid addiction

      Its not a magic bullet, but it sure helps some people.

      Sad, when a nutter like this can get one thing right, and major party candidates can’t even do that.

      1. The Last American Hero

        GoodSpaceGuy lost out my top 2 primary, again. The guy is a kook, but his platform is still better than about 15 of the 20 odd candidates in the primary gunning for the top 2.

    4. Chafed

      No theme music today Tres?

  2. jesse.in.mb

    I like gin, but don’t think I’ve ever gone on any Amazon shopping binges.

    1. So buying lube 55 gallons at a time isn’t binging?

      1. Dr. Fronkensteen

        I don’t think its the lube he’s really binging on.

      2. jesse.in.mb

        That’s a sensible purchase. It keeps well and is a great per-ounce value over smaller containers!

        1. Michael

          The dispenser can be a bit unwieldy though.

          1. JaimeRoberto

            Bringing it with you to a club or a bar sure sends a message.

      3. STEVE SMITH NEVER USE LUBE. HIM THINK IT STUFF FOR SISSIES.

  3. RAHeinlein

    “Strange Metals” – is there some sort of conspiracy afoot? The husband has been talking about “The Father of Rare Earth Metals” and “Mr. Rare Earth Metals” all day.

  4. tarran

    This was a pretty captivating interview of Jordan Peterson.

    Jordan Peterson: From the Barricades of the Culture Wars

    1. bacon-magic

      ^

      1. MikeS

        }

    2. mr simple

      Yeah, he released that on his podcast a little while back. I couldn’t tell if the interviewer was giving him a fair shake or just barely keeping rein of her condescension.

  5. Gustave Lytton

    Since the overwhelming majority of MO voters don’t belong to unions, it’s a clear fuck you to the minority that are.

  6. invisible finger

    “Tonight we send a clear message that we’d prefer our jobs be MOVED to friendlier business climates instead of making our own state a friendlier business climate which would attract jobs and thus compete for our labor by offering higher wages.”

    1. Missouri loves company.

      1. Tonio

        Golf clap.

      2. wdalasio

        But she will never foot the bill.

      3. Tres Cool

        Looks like someone said “Show Me”.

      4. robc

        I have been suggesting that as their tourism slogan for 30 years. The first time I told it to someone from Missouri, they got angry.

    2. The Other Kevin

      Indiana will be happy to take those jobs off their hands. And as a consolation prize, we’ll send an extra large shipment of guns.

      1. Dr. Fronkensteen

        Sounds like the deal you made with IL.

      2. The Last American Hero

        Everyone who’s been paying attention realizes that Indiana is the Vortex.

        1. Chafed

          Paging Mr. ZARDOZ to the courtesy phone.

        2. The Other Kevin

          Our main problem is keeping up the illusion that there is just one ZARDOZ head. It’s a logistical nightmare making sure that no two of our Z-700X’s appear in the same place at the same time.

    3. bacon-magic

      The Unions had a massive campaign to get the no vote. The other side was mute.

      1. Mojeaux

        See my comment below. Ballot was badly worded. Between the ads and the ballot language, I believe a lot of people thought they were voting for right-to-work.

  7. invisible finger

    “Last week, the Miami Herald reported that the number of DUI arrests plunged by 31% in Miami and by 65% in Miami-Dade.”

    So Florida will eventually lower the BAC even further to recover the lost revenue.

    1. CPRM

      Those damn ‘buzzed driving is drunk driving ads’

    2. Dr. Fronkensteen

      Uber effect?

      1. invisible finger

        Yes, it was taken from that article.

        1. Dr. Fronkensteen

          Article?

  8. Dr. Fronkensteen

    Thought experiment. So if you were a mad foreign genius trying to destroy the U.S. who would prefer to have in charge. A mercantilist or a soft socialist? How would their foreign policies affect your calculations?

    1. R C Dean

      The soft socialist. They will inflict damage only on the US. The mercantilist might inflict damage on me.

  9. invisible finger

    “Taxi medallions” sound an awful lot like “carbon credits”.

    1. Tres Cool

      “Taxi Medallions” make me think of Marilu Henner’s knockers.

  10. RBS

    LeBron James: the next Secretary of Education.

    1. Nephilium

      He couldn’t carry 13 players, how is he going to carry 50 million kids?

      1. PBRstreetgang

        JR Smith is equal to abut 49.9M uneducated kids, so the spread is closer than you might think

    2. Certified Public Asshat

      Well, he presumably knows about the benefits of a private education.

  11. Fine ladies ready and willing.

    http://archive.is/I3oHu

    It would be a welcome surprise to find 47 in my bed.

    1. Unreconstructed

      #64 looks a bit too bitchy for me.

  12. Drake

    Did Alex Jones give us a shout out at 3:11?

    1. mexican sharpshooter

      Yes, but why did you share the video to start ten minutes later?

      1. Drake

        Because I don’t know how youtube links work.

    2. Yusef drives a Kia

      No, I didn’t hear Glib, just Lib,

    3. Yep, he clearly says Glibertarians. Fess up, which one one you guys is Alex Jones?

      *shields left hand with right, points at Hyperion*

      1. MikeS

        One of us being Alex Jones sounds like a crazy conspiracy.

        1. bacon-magic

          Ted drinks milk…

      2. mexican sharpshooter

        *swigs distilled water*

        1. R C Dean

          + 1 precious bodily fluid

        2. jesse.in.mb

          Do I look all rancid and clotted? You look at me, Mexican. Eh? Look, eh? And I drink a lot of water, you know. I’m what you might call a water man, Mex – that’s what I am. And I can swear to you, my boy, swear to you, that there’s nothing wrong with my bodily fluids. Not a thing, Mexie.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            It’s gonna turn the Glib g… too late.

    4. CPRM

      The automated closed captioning says ‘glib Rotarians’ I think that’s better.

      1. Count Potato

        THE ROTARY CLUB, THE ELKS LODGE, THE FREE MASONS, THESE ARE ALL PART OF GLOBALIST ORGANIZATIONS THAT ARE PUTTING FLUORIDE CHEMICALS IN THE WATER, I HAVE STACKS OF DOCUMENTS, FROM REAL SCIENTISTS, SHRIMP ARE COMMITTING SUICIDE, I’M NOT BRAGGING, BUT I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS, THERE ARE SUICIDAL SHRIMP, AND IT’S NOT GOING TO STOP THERE.

  13. PieInTheSKy

    On a business trip to Munich I visited my go to beer Tap House. Boulevard single wide is mediocre which led me to the conclusion that people in Kansas City, Missouri are not that good at brewing. Anyhoo… there is some new fangled style called a brut ipa… dry humour yankee and kraut brut ipa to be exact. Not sure if want to try

    1. R C Dean

      Not sure if want to try

      It can be a tough call with these nuevo beer styles.

      ipa

      Or, not a tough call at all.

      1. PieInTheSKy

        Aparently it is vaguely similar to new england hazy ipa. Brut comes from using champagne yeast. So i dont think it is my taste as i like more bitter ipas…

    2. Nephilium

      Boulevard was purchased by Duvel several years back. It was the second of their US acquisitions if my memory serves (the first being Ommegang).

      1. LJW

        You are correct

    3. LJW

      Boulevard makes a great wheat beer. The rest of their selection is mediocre.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Wheat in Beer is a Sin, Any Grain except Wheat,
        IMHO
        Sup Tres!

        1. Tres Cool

          HEY YUFUS!

          Is the fire in your neighborhood yet?

        2. A Leap at the Wheel

          Erdinger Weissbier Dunkel Sez Wut?

      2. PieInTheSKy

        Aint no such thing as great wheat beer

        1. MikeS

          I can barley contain my anger right now.

          1. robc

            I am with you.

            My hands down best beer I make is my hefeweizen.

            And a well made weizenbock is a thing of beauty. Now I want an Aventinus.

          2. My hands down best beer I make is my hefeweizen

            Recipe? or is it a family secret. My first all-grain hefe came out okay, but needs some tweeking.

          3. robc

            About 60/40 wheat to barley. An oz of tettnanger per 5 gallons.

            And if ballsy enough, triple decoct it.

          4. robc

            also, ferment on the warm side for bananay goodness.

          5. robc

            I was so angry I missed the pun.

    4. mexican sharpshooter

      Disagree, Boulevard makes an excellent Saison.

      1. robc

        Dammit.

    5. jesse.in.mb

      Brut IPAs aren’t bad. They tend to be a little bit drier and lighter than your standard IPA. They’re fucking everywhere here right now and appeared out of nowhere.

    6. PieInTheSKy

      As much as i dont like hipsters i am a sucker for cute hipster chicks tending bar at craft beer spots. The smile and are pretty and give me beer

      1. The Last American Hero

        They are smiling at you ironically.

      2. They smile as if you are a benevolent uncle.

    7. robc

      Try Boulevard Tank 7.

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        This guy get it.

  14. LJW

    “WTF Missouri. AND going for Hawley in the primary. “Show me” how you progress away from freedom”

    My only guess is that the wording on the ballot confused people and they voted opposite of what they wanted.

    1. The Other Kevin

      What about the Worker Exploitation and Child Slavery proposition did you find confusing?

    2. Mojeaux

      Oh, you said it before I did. Glad I’m not the only one who thought so.

    3. mindyourbusiness

      It was confusing. Badly worded. Whoever wrote it up must have been angling for a job as a bureaucrat.

  15. Tundra

    Feeling left out when California published their intention to fuck Uber and Lyft, New York gets in on the game.

    New York plans to cap ride-hailing services including Uber Technologies Inc. and Lyft Inc., becoming the first U.S. city to take such a step.

    The New York City Council voted Wednesday to freeze new vehicle licenses for one year while the city studies ways of reducing traffic congestion, among other steps.

    Mayor Bill de Blasio, who has championed the measures, is expected to sign the legislation in the coming weeks.

    Council members approved a package of bills after months of protests from taxi drivers and others in favor of them and a campaign by the ride-hailing companies urging customers to oppose the bills.

    Nitwits.

    1. R C Dean

      Council members approved a package of bills after months of protests payments from taxi drivers and others in favor of them

      Seriously, who are we kidding?

      1. Rhywun

        Also, what “others”? There is literally nobody else who would favor this, given that its entire intent is to prop up the taxi monopoly. Fuuuck, I hope the council gets reamed on this and hard.

  16. Suthenboy

    “In the morally illiterate idiom of the moment, a white poet’s ‘appropriation’ of Black English serves ‘white supremacy,’ putting it in the same category of things as lynchings, cross-burnings, and segregation.”

    Wow.

    ” the grip of moral hysteria, and its main occupation is heretic-hunting, inventing ever-more-absurd pretexts for simply declaring beyond the pale any idea or intellectual opponent progressives cannot successfully engage”

    In other words their hysteria is a clear admission that they got nuthin’.

    1. PieInTheSKy

      They got enough for like minded thinkers who praise them for their bravery

    2. Akira

      “In the morally illiterate idiom of the moment, a white poet’s ‘appropriation’ of Black English serves ‘white supremacy,’ putting it in the same category of things as lynchings, cross-burnings, and segregation.”

      I bought a late-1890s anthology of a literary magazine called The Chap Book at a local used bookstore, and this thoroughly un-woke poem was in there:

      http://www.poetryexplorer.net/poem.php?id=10049976

  17. F. Stupidity Jr.

    OMWC is out of town attending third grade

    That’s how I read it. The man’s cheating, SP!

  18. Some Euro company put a worldwide block on my review of “Marathon Family”. Appealed under fair use, but this kind of thing is getting really stupid. It’s the clip I included at the end, not the trailer. Definitely gonna start posting up on bitchute too in case I have to start re-uploading cut versions on youtube. I hate these stupid algorithms, etc – trying to promote obscure indie titles vs including massive clips or even the entire movie on youtube. Still need to experiment with editing more – cutting/splicing/etc… maybe with Vegas later this year.

  19. Suthenboy

    I remember the last time Harry Reid was elected they simply bussed in union thugs from California to vote. After the election they could not find a single voter in Search Light that voted Reid.

    Voters may have rejected RTW but I doubt they were Missouri voters

    1. They rejected it 2-1. I doubt they bussed in that many voters.

      1. Mojeaux

        Ballot language was awful and confusing. I doubt that many people voted against RTW.

        1. Mojeaux

          *on purpose

  20. LJW

    Who did this?

    GLIBERTARIAN
    (Sometimes “Glibbertarian”) From GLIB + libERTARIAN. A well-off or self-made individual who offers easy nostrums for complicated social and economic problems, usually centered around such premises as “A government program never helped anyone,” or “Government is the cause of, not the answer to, America’s problems.”

    A glibertarian response is frequently preceded by “Oh, just let this happen” or “Oh, all we need to do is . . . ” Sometimes these statements elucidate libertarian principles, if a bit superficially, but more often invoke knee-jerk responses that offer snappy, painless solutions from anything but government.
    “We have to get manufacturing back into this country.”

    “Oh, just let the magic of the market take care of that.”

    “What are we to do about illegal immigration?”

    “Oh, all we need to do is get these folks onto a market-driven salary and off all these government programs like public schools and health care.”

    sarcastically: “Where on earth did you get all these wonderful solutions?”

    “Oh, I’m a self-made man.”

    Original speaker sotto voce “A Glibertarian worships his own maker.”

    1. LJW

      Derp accidentally deleted the href

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        I tried. Sorry man.

        1. Old Man With Candy

          Jew editor >>> Mexican editor

  21. A Leap at the Wheel

    Has anyone here ever received a wedding party gift in the form of a piece of glassware, and then gone on to use that glass on a regular basis instead of dropping it off at the thrift store / garbage? I have a young and dumb friend getting married soon, and he was very excited to tell me that he chose glassware because 1) he thinks other people give a shit about his wedding and 2) he thinks other people will want a glass with his and his new wife’s name on it.

    He’s got too much of a soft heart for me to crush it with the truth that no one gives a shit about someone else’s wedding, or theirs once it is past. So for his sake I am Very Interested in the design of his wedding ring and his groomsman gifts and his table declarations, etc.

    1. Mad Scientist

      I got a coffee mug at a wedding with the bride’s and groom’s names on it. The names wore off after 10 or so cycles through the dishwasher. I doubt I could even pick out which mug it was at this point.

    2. LJW

      I gave each of my groomsmen das boot beer glasses. But it was an inside joke and I didn’t stamp my name on them.

    3. Has anyone here ever received a wedding party gift in the form of a piece of glassware, and then gone on to use that glass on a regular basis

      Yes, I have a beer glass I use often. Received for being the best man at one of my high school buddy’s wedding, 20 some years ago. Of course, he had the initials of the bridal party member etched into the glass not his and his new wife’s.

    4. RBS

      The best wedding party gift I ever received is my Shun Chef’s knife. This also the only wedding party gift I remember.

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        A recommended engraved Opinel knives, which are beloved by both hispters and crotchety old-folks (which I’ve been since I was 12) alike.

      2. R C Dean

        Sweet.

        After I was in the wedding party for one of the first of our circle to get married, I wasn’t invited to be in any more. Odd, now that I think about it.

    5. MikeS

      Glassware, no. I did however get a beer coozie with the wedding particulars printed on it at one wedding. That is a gift that keeps on giving.

      1. trshmnstr

        Same here. My SIL and her husband gave printed coozies. My wife uses hers from time to time.

        We gave packets of wildflower seeds at our wedding.

    6. Certified Public Asshat

      I gave each groomsman a cooler (not personalized) full of steaks. While the steaks are long gone, they still have the coolers they use all the time.

    7. PieInTheSKy

      In romania things are simple. The wedding gift is cash in an envelope. The standard rule of thumb is the gift should be more than the total cost of the wedding divided by number of guests so the happy couple make a bit of profit

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        We call those “wedding gifts,” and yeah that was the way it was where I grew up until Millenials decided to go into five figures of debt to finance their wedding.

        I’m talking about gifts that are given by the bride and groom to the groomsmen and bridesmaids.

        1. Rhywun

          I didn’t get anything at my one at bat as groomsman. WTF, [REDACTED]?

        2. PieInTheSKy

          Hmm i did not fully read the original comment and just scrolled through a thread on what i though were wedding gifts. My bad…

        3. PieInTheSKy

          Anyhoo Romanian weddings are stupidly expensive. To much food to much booze and way to long

          1. A Leap at the Wheel

            The problem isn’t the food or the booze, its everything else. If you have sufficient consumable, no one gives about anything else and you can cheap out on the venue. That’s an important lesson from the Bible, Pie.

          2. PieInTheSKy

            Well in romania you drop a few grand on the photographer and you have a wedding band usually dping covers a traditional music singer – popular music it is called round these parts – and a DJ for when neither the band nor the singer are on stage. Also professional dancers for a bit of show. Sometimes a clown for the kids. The venue is not cheap because you need to show people your wealth. And the cost adds up.

          3. A Leap at the Wheel

            Ah see, where I grew up, you show off your wealth by purchasing booze in a glass bottle, instead of a plastic bottle or jar.

          4. Gustave Lytton

            you have a wedding band usually dping

            You Euros really try to keep the spirit of prima nocta alive at those things.

          5. PieInTheSKy

            But there is always lotsa food and an open bar. Romanians cant grasp the concept of paying for your own booze at a wedding

          6. A Leap at the Wheel

            This is right and proper.

    8. I gave out hip flasks with each groomsman’s initials engraved on their own.

      1. MikeS

        #metoo. And I got one for myself…which I’ve used once.

        1. I used mine a few times. Left it with the ex :/

      2. The Last American Hero

        Likewise.

    9. Chipwooder

      I’m a misanthrope, so I rarely attend weddings and have been in a wedding party precisely once, outside of my own.

    10. Raven Nation

      We dispensed with having a bridal party.

    11. Mojeaux

      Perhaps gently nudge him into having each person’s initials engraved on a glass.

    12. Old Man With Candy

      Best wedding party gift: a BJ outside in the parking lot at Spudalicious’s wedding.

      Not from Spudalicious, you assholes.

      1. Mad Scientist

        Spuds Mackenzie?

        1. Old Man With Candy

          WOOF!

      2. Count Potato

        The flower girl?

        1. Old Man With Candy

          Deflower girl.

  22. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: Every Cultural Difference Can Be Explained By Racism

    So no, Carol, it isn’t because of our hair. Sorry, Timothy, it isn’t because we’re scared of the water. And no, Brad, it isn’t even because many of us don’t float. Why is it? Say it with me: Black people have been actively denied access to water in America. And continue to be. But go ahead, Phillip, joke about how black people hate to swim because it’s the one sport we’re not good at. Or whatever.

    1. A Leap at the Wheel

      They can’t even get their racism right. Hockey should also be on the list.

      1. Chipping Pioneer

        Played on frozen water.

    2. R C Dean

      Black people have been actively denied access to water in America. And continue to be.

      Yup. Why just the other day, I saw a “No Negroes Allowed” sign at the swimming pool. Brought a tear to my eye, it did.

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        Totally off topic, but one of the recurring structures of religious myth is the idea that there was a ‘before time’ where all sorts of stuff happened for the first time, and then once done that way one time, the pattern was imprinted on reality. Like for example, the Greeks had a story about how Prometheus tricked the gods into picking a pile of burnt bones as a sacrifice while the humans got the left over meat and fat hidden in another pile. Because of this one thing that happened in the mythological past, no one could ever countervail this tradition.

        It was an immutable, timeless form that could never change. No matter how many generations separated Promethius some pious greek, the sacrifice must always, always be a product of that thing that happened so long ago that no one today actually experienced it.

        I sometimes think about that. Don’t know why.

    3. PieInTheSKy

      Water water everywhere and not a drop to swim in.

      And many a black woman would disagree on the hair thing

    4. invisible finger

      Ima say the article is a lamer attempt at humor than most of my posts.

      1. PieInTheSKy

        It is not the root though… medium is serious intelekchual stufd

    5. RBS

      Black people have been actively denied access to water in America.

      There’s like 70 public beach accesses in a 13 mile section of beach around here.

      1. Suthenboy

        It’s true that poorer blacks have little access but not because intentionally denied

        Alexandria la installed 4 small water parks a few years ago
        Inside 6 months they were destroyed

  23. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Nobody tell Swiss

    “Despite its bad reputation, punning is, in fact, among the highest displays of wit. Indeed, puns point to the essence of all true wit—the ability to hold in the mind two different ideas about the same thing at the same time,” Geary writes. “And the pun’s primacy is demonstrated by its strategic use in the oldest sacred stories, texts, and myths.”

    1. A Leap at the Wheel

      Yes, we must keep this a secret, as we don’t want to make Swiss Guard against this kind of thing.

    2. Certified Public Asshat

      Swiss has a narrow mind for puns.

      1. MikeS

        And he’s so glib about it, too.

        1. bacon-magic

          His gaze is focused on puns.

  24. Rhywun

    the 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals unanimously ruled on Monday that taxi owners in Miami-Dade County have “no right to block competition” from ride-hailing firms like Lyft and Uber.

    Are you listening, NYC? Probably not. They are going to waste our time dragging their own unlawful regulations through the courts.

    1. Tonio

      Probably not since NY is in the Second Circuit.

      1. Rhywun

        Yeah, but they could at least look at what other courts are doing and think twice.

    1. RBS

      Their heyday was in the 90s when kids had, like, Furbys, and soccer moms had, like, two vans. That’s not America anymore

      Like, this is exactly how I, like, imagine she speaks based on the photo.

      1. invisible finger

        For sure. Like, no soccer moms have 2 vans anymore. They can only afford to wear like one trendy skate shoe nowadays.

    2. A Leap at the Wheel

      “Their heyday was in the 90s when kids had, like, Furbys, and soccer moms had, like, two vans. That’s not America anymore!” Ocasio-Cortez said.

      The modal number of cars per household in American is 2.

    3. mexican sharpshooter

      In fairness, the minivan has been replaced for many by the crossover SUV, which is pretty much the same thing. Mostly True //Factcheck

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        Thats only because the minivan is the worst kind of vehicle ever designed. Except for the ones made by the commies.

        1. A Leap at the Wheel

          Or the Italians.

          1. Mad Scientist

            Minivans at least have a purpose. Unlike sedans.

          2. A Leap at the Wheel

            Yeah, a special purpose.

          3. A Leap at the Wheel

            Or the British.

        2. invisible finger

          It was designed to get around car regulations.

        3. wdalasio

          Possibly. But the only real reason for the rise of the minivan was the government’s squeezing out of the market for the station wagon. And social distaste for the minivan was the reason for the rise of the crossover SUV. For your average family in exurbia, a Mini Cooper or a Prius just isn’t going to cut it. That’s the thing I think a lot of the faux sophisticated urban intellectual class don’t get. It isn’t ego gratification. It’s a family of four needs to have room for four people and all the shit they have to haul around.

          1. Rasilio

            Yeah, Minivans >>>>> Station Wagons.

            Frankly I never got all the minivan hate, they are the perfect vehicle for hauling a family around, especially a larger family. Sure they aren’t sexy or sporty or fun to drive but I have yet to see a superior vehicle to meet the needs for a family with 3 or 4 kids

          2. Certified Public Asshat

            Sliding doors for the win, especially when your kids are in car seats.

        4. The Last American Hero

          Bisimoto 1000hp minivan F.T.W.

      2. Rasilio

        it also doesn’t help that the main reason for needing a minivan is you need to carry a large family and the percentage of families with 3 or more children under the age of 18 living in them has fallen from about 9.6% to 8.1% in the last 15 years.

        It is much easier to decide to go to a Crossover when you have 1 or 2 kids than when you have 3 or 4

    4. Gilmore

      If she’s not getting support from the GOP in the form of steady-contributions, she should be.

      1. invisible finger

        She has to be a plant. I get the feeling each party’s sole purpose since 1988 is to troll the other party and the backfires have caused them to troll even harder.

  25. Rebel Scum

    Man at N.M. compound trained kids for school shooting

    The father of a missing Georgia boy was training children at a New Mexico compound to commit school shootings, prosecutors said in court documents obtained Wednesday, as authorities waited to learn if human remains found at the site were those of the boy.

    The documents say Siraj Ibn Wahhaj was conducting weapons training with assault rifles at the compound near the Colorado border where authorities say they found 11 hungry children living in filthy conditions in a raid Friday.

    Prosecutor Timothy Hasson filed the court documents while asking that Wahhaj be held without bail after he was arrested last week with four other adults facing child abuse charges.

    “He poses a great danger to the children found on the property as well as a threat to the community as a whole due to the presence of firearms and his intent to use these firearms in a violent and illegal manner,” Hasson wrote.

    Prosecutors did not bring up the school shooting accusation in court on Wednesday during an initial appearance by the abuse suspects. A judge ordered Wahhaj held without bond pending further proceedings.

    In the court documents, authorities said a foster parent of one of the 11 children removed from the compound had told authorities that the child had been trained to use an assault rifle in preparation for a school shooting.

    Christ, what an asshole.

    1. Gilmore

      Its odd, but it sort of reminds me of the story of the Arizona ‘Miracle Valley’ shootout story i mentioned the other day.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_Valley_shootout

      at least in the sense that this guy seems like a “east coast, black muslim who retreated to southwest to form militant religious group”, which is close to what the Miracle Valley people were (albeit pentacostalist).

      That said, his compound looks like its more out of Mad Max than the rural/suburban enclave thing

      1. Suthenboy

        I notice nothing on the guys background, motive or belief system
        I guess we will never know

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        It looks like a typical Arab slum to me.

    2. invisible finger

      “where authorities say they found 11 hungry children living in filthy conditions in a raid Friday.”

      Not that shit can’t be staged, but this is where body cam footage comes in handy because I reflexively think everything “authorities say” is an outright lie without visual evidence.

      1. Gilmore

        The pics of the ‘compound’ are crazy enough that if they say 11 kids were living there, the fact that they were probably starving and filthy isn’t much of a stretch

        https://cdns.abclocal.go.com/content/kabc/images/cms/automation/vod/3896534_1280x720.jpg

        the entire place is made of garbage, tires, tarps, and sharp pointy things with tetanus on them.

    1. invisible finger

      Gotta love that they’re just trolling the lefty loonies now.

    2. PieInTheSKy

      She was hot back in the day

      1. Mad Scientist

        Which one was Eva Savalot?

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          YESSSS! I forgot Her name, “when things get, Heavy”
          HAWT!

    3. Chafed

      Hollywood. Is there anything they don’t know?

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yes, when to shut up.

    4. Suthenboy

      Wait until they get their asses handed to them in November
      There will be Russians behind every bush

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        It’s funny to see them blaming the Russians for their failures just like the alt-right blames the Jews. Everything’s a conspiracy.

        1. Nephilium

          So it’s really the ((Russians)) who run the world?

      2. Sean

        Russian…bushes…
        I found this week’s porn search terms.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I built one of those bastards for my son. He proceeded to not play it at all.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        I build one and put in an old Box so it looks “Authentic”
        My Electronica Band is named TEPME3, Russian for Termin/Theremin

    2. Interesting….didn’t know you could do this. https://youtu.be/ajM4vYCZMZk

      1. Count Potato

        That’s exceptionally good playing.

    3. Count Potato

      I built a theremin a long time ago. Then I sold it because I never used it.

    1. mikey

      I like the defining characteristic of the attacker is that he’s a Democrat. No word on the victim.

      1. Suthenboy

        Earlier id’d As unregistered

    2. invisible finger

      No way. All shootings are done by right-wing extremists.

  26. Mojeaux

    The ballot was poorly worded and the ads were confusing. I don’t believe that many people wanted to keep the unions because our district rep was elected 2 years ago on the promise that she would vote for right-to-work, and this is a district with a Ford plant.

    I am quite certain a good lot of people thought they were voting for right-to-work.

    1. RAHeinlein

      If this appeared on the ballot, it is confusing:

      Fair Ballot Language:

      A “yes” vote will adopt Senate Bill 19 (“right-to-work”), passed by the general assembly in 2017. If adopted, Senate Bill 19 will amend Missouri law to prohibit, as a condition of employment, forced membership in a labor organization (union) or forced payments of dues or fees, in full or pro-rata (“fair-share”), to a union. Senate Bill 19 will also make any activity which violates employees’ rights provided by the bill illegal and ineffective and allow legal remedies for anyone injured as a result of another person violating or threatening to violate those employees’ rights. Senate Bill 19 will not apply to union agreements entered into before the effective date of Senate Bill 19, unless those agreements are amended or renewed after the effective date of Senate Bill 19.

      A “no” vote will reject Senate Bill 19 (“right-to-work”), and will result in Senate Bill 19 not becoming Missouri law.

      1. Mojeaux

        Yes, that was it.

        I knew what it was, what I was voting, and I STILL had to read it 3 times to make sure I wasn’t losing my mind.

        1. Drake

          So it was a set up.

          1. Mojeaux

            I believe so, yes.

      2. Grumbletarian

        It didn’t seem confusing to me. How should it have been worded?

        1. R C Dean

          Same here. They could have done without the last sentence, and the second to last sentence is crap drafting, but I thought it was reasonably clear.

          A “yes” vote will adopt Senate Bill 19 (“right-to-work”), passed by the general assembly in 2017. If adopted, Senate Bill 19 will amend Missouri law to prohibit, as a condition of employment, forced membership in a labor organization (union) or forced payments of dues or fees, in full or pro-rata (“fair-share”), to a union.

          Maybe I read too much legalese, but that seems pretty comprehensible to me.

  27. Rebel Scum

    Women poised to take charge in Dem majority

    If Democrats win the House in November, 35 women are poised to lead committees and subcommittees in the next Congress — an historically high figure that would put female lawmakers in the driver’s seat for some of the most pressing issues facing Congress and the country.

    That number would almost triple the amount of GOP women currently holding similar positions, and it would mark a measurable achievement for Democratic lawmakers looking to take the “Year of the Woman” to new heights of power….

    “The critical issue is the agenda changing,” Rep. Rosa DeLauro (Conn.), the senior Democrat on the House Appropriations Committee’s health and labor panel, said Friday by phone.

    The 14-term lawmaker rattled off a list of gender-based issues Democrats are vowing to tackle if they take control of the House, including women’s health care, domestic violence, equal pay and family leave. DeLauro said those were once considered “fringe issues” that went too long ignored or underfunded by Republicans who have controlled the chamber since 2011. She’s been passing out a pamphlet to fellow Democrats arguing that women are uniquely positioned to turn the ship around.

    “When women take the gavel, Congress responds to the major issues facing working families today,” it reads.

    Rep. Diana DeGette (D-Colo.) argued another benefit of having women in charge: They are simply more open to compromise, a breath of fresh air in a Congress practically defined by partisan conflict.

    “I believe women tend to find common ground, work together and accomplish big tasks,” said DeGette, who’s in line to lead the oversight subpanel of the House Energy and Commerce Committee.

    “As more of us get elected to Congress and fill these critical leadership roles, chances are good that we will see less gridlock and more cooperation.”

    That hasn’t been my experience with women. But sure, whatever. ///GURLPOWR

    1. Mr Lizard

      Ya more like cats fighting over a spot on the couch

    2. Akira

      Ah, Diana DeGette… The same dumb broad who thought that a “high capacity” magazine ban would work because people shoot all the ammo out of them and apparently discard them.

      If you want to make the case that Congress would be better with more women, DeGette should not be the one at the forefront.

      1. The Last American Hero

        She learned everything she knows about guns from the Matrix. Shooters bring a bag of guns to a shooting, fire until they are empty, then reach into the bag for more.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Apparently she has never worked with a woman who clawed her way to the top of the power structure. They make the power hungry men look tame.

  28. Michael

    DeBlasio is rightly getting hammered for being in the pocket of the taxi medallion cartels, but I think that his critics are really missing the bigger issue at hand. If NYC’s transit system hadn’t ever been mismanaged into the current mess it is despite its bloated budget, Uber and Lyft might have but a fraction of the market share they enjoy today. DeBlasio understands that letting them continue serving the public relatively unencumbered would eventually lead to the revelation that the progressives’ approach to governing cities has been a colossal failure.

    https://twitter.com/NYCMayor/status/1027289516145557505

    1. Suthenboy

      Remember, every one of those taxis represent around 1M bucks in the city’s coffers

      1. Suthenboy

        Looked it up
        2013 – 1.3M
        Today – 160,000

        Whaddya know.

        1. Rebel Scum

          Heard that on the way home. Something something competition.

    2. Ed Wuncler

      Not to be funny, but why are Progressives obsessed about public transit? As a former city dweller, I loved it but remembering hearing some dipshit proposals from the Chicago City Council about taxing drivers to relieve congestion.

      1. Suthenboy

        Same reason they create shortages- Control
        It’s always about control

        1. Ed Wuncler

          Consumption and freedom of movement are two things that the Progressives hate.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Only in that it’s an impediment to their dreams of impending Utopia.

            Or in the case of the left leadership, the appearance of implementing Utopia.

          2. Suthenboy

            Wealth and freedom of movement empower individuals
            High taxes and pub trans fixes that
            Every single plank they haves is calculated to attack individuality , to make you smaller and have fewer options

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Top down planning

      3. Raven Nation

        Here’s my (semi-educated) guess: Progressivism grew out of the early 20th century infatuation with using data to analyze and solve problems, the idea being that fields like the humanities and social sciences were subject to “laws” in the same way science was. However, people proved damnably hard to predict. On the other hand, if you could get people to act in large groups, their behavior was much more predictable which meant planning was more likely to succeed. So, the movement of a million people pushed on to public transit is easier to predict, and therefore plan for, than are a million people using their own transportation. As Suthen wrote, it’s about control, I just think the control is rooted in this idea of planning a better society (see, for example, “Things to Come”).

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          It’s the entire underpinning of Marxism

        2. Suthenboy

          I notice that once they think they consolidated power that mask comes off
          No more talk of common good and utopia
          Then it’s just the boot and gun
          It’s what they do every time
          Remember our friend bezmennov:
          When they see the reality of their world of social justice they (useful idiots) won’t like it very much and they will dissent. Dissent cannot be allowed.

    3. Rhywun

      I’ll say it again: not many people outside Manhattan – which remember is the vast majority of the city population – are replacing the subway with Uber for regular trips – not when the fare is 10x as much or more. And as a regular daily subway rider for going on 20 years, I submit that the current “crisis” we keep hearing about is overblown*. The media is full of anecdotes from people who like to complain. Not so much is heard from people that don’t have all that much to complain about.

      *standard disclaimers about bloated budgets, corruption, etc. apply

      1. Drake

        New Jersey news was just running a story about riders bitching about the service and the need for much more funding. My reaction of course was “fuck you, you ride it, you fund it”.

        1. Rhywun

          Riders have been bitching about service since 1904. This is literally nothing new. But there is a narrative to push so the media are plugging it harder than usual.

          1. invisible finger

            The left always pushes public transit problems when R’s are in the White House.

          2. Rhywun

            Makes sense. I’m sure Trump has cut funding to the bone.

    4. Unreconstructed

      What I don’t get is how Uber and Lyft add to gridlock. OK, more so than taking the subway I suppose, but they’re *identical* in nature to cabs in terms of street usage during the ride. Maybe even less so when not carrying passengers. Not being in a serious taxi city, I’m not sure what the average taxi does when not carrying a fare or sitting in the line at the airport.

      1. Rhywun

        It’s possible – I think I read there are some tens of thousands of Ubers and Lyfts on top of the 17,000 or so taxis. But in the rush to prop up the taxi regime everyone is ignoring all kinds of other factors that impact congestion, like the economy, population growth, etc.

      2. KSuellington

        In SF the government cartelized taxi medallions (just like NYC I believe). Here they artificially created a shortage of taxis by limiting medallions. This drove up the price of them to over 250k just before Uber/Lyft hit the scene. Now from my estimate about one out of every ten cars on the street at any time is a rideshare vehicle. If you push the request button on your phone at any time of day or nite a car will be outside your door in two or three minutes.

        1. Rhywun

          I remember living in SF in the 90s how hard it was to get a cab. You could call one if you were near a phone (no cell phones) and cross your fingers. Or wait on the street to hail one and watch every cab sail by because they’re responding to a phone call.

          1. KSuellington

            Yup. I live in the Sunset near Ocean Beach so I had cabbies refuse to take me home from downtown when they heard my address (too out of the way for them).
            The last time I tried to use a cab was about six years ago. I called three hours ahead to reserve one to go to a wedding at the Great American Music Hall. When the time came and no cab I called them up. “No record of you reserving anything” after a five minute wait on hold. “We can send one out in about 45 minutes. No, fuck off. I called my gypsy cab Chinese guy who was as there in 10 minutes. Later that week someone told me about Uber. Man I wished they had that in my younger bar hopping days. It would’ve saved a bunch of my friends from DUIs as well.

  29. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Arne Duncan, asshole extraordinaire

    https://thefederalist.com/2018/08/08/obamas-ed-secretary-i-wish-id-pushed-common-core-even-harder/

    If only we had more control…

    1. Ed Wuncler

      That asshole’s name is on my high school diploma. He left CPS a smoldering mess and now have the balls to push a curriculum that a lot parents do not like.

    2. RAHeinlein

      Arne was pushing his agenda on Squawk Box this AM – Joe had none of it and the segment ended early with Duncan shrieking about Trump not supporting 90% HS graduation rates.

  30. Mojeaux

    Scoured thrift stores today for music.

    Scored a lot of good stuff, but I picked up my 5th version of Carmina Burana. Haven’t listened to it yet, so it could be shit for all I know.

  31. Scruffy Nerfherder

    I thought I had read the worst take on the Jeong shitshow already. I was wrong.

    “Much of the Jeong furor has been about actually racist alt-right trolls weaponizing old tweets in bad faith to get an Asian woman fired from an important job. The New York Times refused to be cowed, and good for them. (Also do read my Vox Media colleagues at The Verge, who wrote a powerful statement condemning the cynicism of these tactics, and defending Jeong’s excellent work.)

    But Goldberg’s piece traces another fault line in the Jeong debate, one that I see people of good faith struggling with even days after the initial frenzy, and that has implications far beyond this single controversy. Are Jeong’s tweets the equivalent of Goldberg’s old woman yelling racial slurs at a bank teller — that is to say, are they an actual expression of animus towards real people? Or are the critics making that argument engaged in an absurd form of literalism, refusing to recognize ironic discourse even though it’s been repeatedly pointed out to them?”

    https://www.vox.com/technology/2018/8/8/17661368/sarah-jeong-twitter-new-york-times-andrew-sullivan

    1. Drake

      I almost wish I was enough of an asshole to move to Korea and make a living telling Koreans how shitty they are.

    2. Suthenboy

      In answer to his question, yes.
      Amazing that that they have the stones to to hand waive away their own obvious textbook bigotry while leveling baseless accusations at others

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      I have no problem with her keeping her job but the hypocrisy they display, we all know they absolutely would not be cutting this person any slack if they went after one of their favored groups, is nauseating.

    4. Rhywun

      it’s been repeatedly pointed out to them

      And it’s been repeatedly pointed out to voxsplainers that she engaged in this behavior through dozens if not hundreds of tweets over some period of time I don’t recall but longer than “irony” would plausibly explain.

    5. Gilmore

      The whole nonsense of ‘Yes but you see when we lefties say racially-loaded things we have NUANCE and CONTEXT!”

      …’nuance and context’ that they’d never in a million years grant to anyone on the other side. They’re very sophisticated people! with deep layers of metatextual discourse! Whereas anyone they dislike is 100% to be read at obvious face value and must be taken as cynically as possible:

      See: “Enforced Monogamy”, which Vox and others treated as some sort of declaration by peterson that he wanted to send women to be sold like slaves @ wedding auctions to their male-masters. And they do that “randomly taking quotes out of context, and using them to slander people” thing all the time.

      Hell, so do people like ENB/Robby. The quote-mining character-assassination tactic is like the go-to method of “new journalism”. and yet they insist suddenly,”WHERE DID THE NUANCE GO! WHY DO YOU ALLOW NO CONTEXT!”.
      .

      1. Rhywun

        we have NUANCE and CONTEXT

        They’re unpersoning people quoting other people using the N-word. I think they’ve lost any right to be taken seriously by anyone.

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        They NEVER accord ‘context and nuance’ to the other side.

      3. R C Dean

        Of course, let’s not overlook that some of her racist outbursts came completely out of the blue. Not sure what nuance or context there is to that, other than “why would she say that unless she meant it?”

        1. The “context” is that she’s a racist Asian leftist and the “nuance” is, so far as I can tell, fuck whitey.

    6. One of the best threads on Sarah Jeong vs our Sexy Cyborg – just scroll down: https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/1026484587684397058

      1. Count Potato

        I find Jeong’s claim that there aren’t significant cultural differences between South Korea and China absurd.

    7. R C Dean

      alt-right trolls

      I saw some pretty mainstream names. I guess its true that if you aren’t woke, you’re alt-right.

      weaponizing old tweets

      So retweeting or publishind “old” tweets (they were from, what, 2016?) unedited is now “weaponizing”? Good to know.

      NYT can keep her. I’m sure she fits in a treat, and will contribute mightily to its continued decline. The kerfuffle over firing her has accomplished its purpose: demonstrated (again) the appalling dishonesty and hypocrisy of the left. Best comment I saw was one to the effect that, as a minority, she’s so powerless she can tweet things that would get you fired, and keep her job.

  32. Stinky Wizzleteats

    I never thought that a porn site would be stupid enough to come out as pro-censorship but here you go:

    https://www.thewrap.com/youporn-drops-alex-jones-hate-has-no-place-on-youporn/

    Eporner for the win!

    1. Suthenboy

      *facepalm*

      Publishers advocating censorship
      Idiocy

      1. Welcome to our house! We’re glad you could stop by and hang out. If you want to be invited back, please behave accordingly.

        1. Suthenboy

          That’s vox?
          I thought all the lefties killed their comment sections
          I’m guessing any one of comments on this board would get the author banned

          1. Yusef drives a Kia

            And Proud of it!

        2. Tres Cool

          What you just did there- I saw that.

          *conspiratorial clap

          1. Do you want to tell Suthen or should I?

          2. Old Man With Candy

            SP has a very low tolerance for assholes. Other than me.

          3. I must be Assholing wrong. Every since you jerks chased off my good buddies Eddie and that naked guy I’ve been begging for a catbutt, all I have to show for my efforts is a future Gliby™ for ‘Best series with no less than five and no more than seven parts about the home building industry.’

          4. The Bearded Hobbit

            SP has a very low tolerance for assholes. Other than me

            “My wife has a little asshole: me” — Napoleon

            From National Lampoon in the 70’s

            … Hobbit

    2. Akira

      For god’s sake, why did you have to make that your avatar?? Ya know, some of us may be planning to eat, sleep, and/or masturbate tonight…

      1. Mad Scientist

        I’m doing two of those things right now!

      2. Rebel Scum

        I’ve been meaning to say something about that, myself. The human cue-ball from CNN is probably worse than Female Seth Rogan (Maddow) and her kid sister (Hayes) at MSDNC combined.

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      Alex Jones is out. Now look at this triple penetration video!

  33. Rebel Scum

    There’s something to be said for honesty.

    Actress Mila Kunis admits she lives in a progressive Hollywood bubble that is so knee-deep in pro-abortion advocates she doesn’t even know of a pro-life movement, much less pro-lifers.

    Speaking on the WTF with Marc Maron podcast, Kunis reflected on the mean-spirited prank she pulled on Vice President Mike Pence by donating to abortion conglomerate Planned Parenthood in his name without his permission…

    “Every month, to his office, he gets a little letter that says ‘an anonymous donation has been made in your name,’” she said. “I don’t look at it as a prank. I literally, I strongly disagree, and this is my little way of showing it. It’s a peaceful protest.”…

    Kunis admitted she knew absolutely nothing about the pro-life movement or pro-lifers when she saw that an opposing side donated to pro-life groups in her name.

    “So there’s an address that was listed online that’s not necessarily my personal address, but it’s listed as if it’s my personal address,” she said. “So then people started giving donations to the opposing side, which I didn’t even know that there was one. Okay, I don’t want to promote it, whatever it is.”

    The pro-life group Susan B. Anthony List received nearly $300,000 after Kunis revealed her prank on Conan.

    Kunis did, however, admit she was impressed with people putting their money where their mouth was.

    It’s okay, Mila. I still very much and with great enthusiasm WOOD.

    1. Suthenboy

      Look at the Hollywood idiots and you you will find lots of very fucked up early lives
      Abuse, neglect, poor education, desperation, poverty
      Don’t let their current wealth and glitter fool you they are a walking talking mob of personality disorders
      They are the least qualified people to tell others how to live

    2. The Last American Hero

      Even Pence would have dinner alone with her.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        She has Babushka Written all over that pretty little face, Wait and see,

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Take the makeup off and you don’t even have to wait.

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        lol.

        +1 Kelso.

    3. R C Dean

      I don’t look at it as a prank. I literally, I strongly disagree, and this is my little way of showing it. It’s a peaceful protest.

      I wonder what her reaction would be if somebody made an anonymous donation to Priests For Life in her name.

      1. Did you read from this part on:

        Kunis admitted she knew absolutely nothing about the pro-life movement or pro-lifers when she saw that an opposing side donated to pro-life groups in her name.

  34. Rufus the Monocled

    “We are extremely grateful that nobody else was injured in this incident,” said Deputy Chief Todd Hutchinson in a statement. “This suspect opened fire at a crowded public park, this could have been so much worse.”

    Notice he didn’t say thanks to the bystander.

    1. Pan Zagloba

      Are you sure he wasn’t describing the bystander?

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        No. It’s possible I suppose.

        BUT WHY CAN’T HE JUST COME OUT AND SAY IT!?

    2. See Double You

      At least he didn’t yell “Fire!” in a crowded theater!

  35. Rufus the Monocled

    Candace Owens briefly suspended by Twitter.

    http://dailycaller.com/2018/08/05/twitter-suspends-candace-owens/

    /Innocent smile. Hand to mouth. Ooops!

  36. Pan Zagloba

    Remember the academic dude who clubbed people with bike lock at a protest and then was shocked, SHOCKED to be arrested for it?

    3 years probation, and time served (4 days).

    1. R C Dean

      four counts of felony assault with a deadly weapon, causing great bodily injury,

      And he walks. This will not end well.

      1. F. Stupidity Jr.

        I hopeful that karma will succeed where justice failed.

        1. F. Stupidity Jr.

          *I’m* hopeful

          I’d like to think that was a brazen attempt to summon a sexy edit fairy, but really I just fucked it.

          1. You would have gotten the skanky edit fairy.

          2. F. Stupidity Jr.

            Works for me.

          3. Or were you saying you fucked the sexy edit fairy?

          4. F. Stupidity Jr.

            I would NEVER refer to an edit fairy as “it”, Ted.

            An orphan, sure. But not an edit fairy.

      2. Pan Zagloba

        shrug I looked back at Discord chat and it’s literally what I was expecting

        PanZagloba Last Monday at 9:03 AM
        I’m thinking probation, house arrest and time served
        Admit to one, drop three in return

        So yeah, it’ll end quite well for him and his. And nothing will happen.

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      That’s retarded.

      Time for some Sicilian justice.

    3. Grumbletarian

      Why would the prosecution even offer a plea deal? Did(does) the victim of the alleged assault have any say in whether to offer one?

      1. IANAL but my understanding is that victims have no influence over the criminal proceedings once they’re under way. The cynical guess would be that the prosecutor’s office is sympathetic, or at least didn’t have any interest in pursuing the charges too aggressively. Or maybe they think that the trial would be more trouble than it was worth, what with trying to find an unbiased jury and so forth. Or maybe they’re just idiots.

        1. Grumbletarian

          Well hopefully the guy can press a civil suit of some kind against this turd if he wants to.

          1. I think the victims could probably get more traction there. I’d hope so at least.

    4. Chipwooder

      That’s disgusting.

    5. Gilmore

      Clanton entered a “no contest” plea Wednesday to one misdemeanor battery charge. The felony charges against him were dismissed, and an allegation that he had caused serious bodily injury was stricken. A misdemeanor charge that Clanton wore a mask during the commission of the crime also was dropped.

      That’s no so much a “plea deal” as much as it is the prosecutor’s office saying, “good job son”

      I mean, i suppose they could say that the video evidence by itself can’t prove its him, and that his subsequent admissions might be thrown out, or that he could perhaps claim that he was reasonably afraid for his own life (there were lots of people around fighting! he lost his head in mortal fear)…. but still, you’d think they could have at least gotten a felony admission.

      1. Grumbletarian

        I can’t see a ‘feared for my life defense’ holding water. The guy reached out from behind someone else to hit a guy who wasn’t swinging at anyone. I am also thinking it’s a “we secretly think you’re a hero, but we have to charge you with something” situation.

      2. I cannot believe that he wouldn’t at least get some prison time considering he was clearly there with the intent to hurt people badly and did so several times, unless of course the prosecutor’s office wasn’t particularly bothered by some dirty Trumptards getting bludgeoned, or suspected they couldn’t find a jury that would convict him. In either case, I think I would have very little problem with this guy getting roughed up a few times by the victims and/or their friends. I know it’s too much to hope for in Berkeley that people would ostracize him because he’s a cowardly, violent scumbag, but that would be even better.

    1. R C Dean

      Yup. And the ones who have been college mostly hate it, as near as I can tell.

    2. CPRM

      “I do not a agree with what you say, but I will defend to my death your right to be arrested for saying things I don’t like”

  37. Pan Zagloba

    I got game night, so I’ll just leave this here, like a neighbor’s dog leaving a gift on your lawn at 3 AM.

    Alex Jones deals in vicious stupidity. It’s not free speech — it’s incitement

    Free speech has never been absolute, even in America. Alex Jones’s horrifying incitement goes too far, even for the speech libertarian in me.

    And if the Sandy Hook families lose in court on grounds of free speech, it will not only be unjust, it will be frightening.

    Canadian Murray Rothbard, ladies (as if!) and gentlemen.

  38. Spudalicious

    “admit to knowing SugarFree”?

    In the biblical sense?