Blog

  • A Call for Articles

    Sounding the Glibhorn

    As we have made clear from the beginning – this site runs off content from all of us. The Shadowy Figures That Run Glibs post much of the content – but we could not get by without the contributions from all of you, the Glibertariat. We’d like to push the amount of content a bit, and thus we are calling on all of you who have thought, “Huh, I should write something up on [subject].” DO IT! Lash your typing orphans, give extra bananas to your infinite number of monkeys with typewriters…whatever it takes to share something which means something to you.

    “Easy for you to say! How in the heck do I even get something published here?”

     

    How To Submit

    If you look at the top of our page, you will see a link titled “Leads/Submissions.” When you click it, this will pop up:

     

    Write your elevator pitch and click “Submit to the Glib Editors.”

    As for preparing your first file to send in (when we say “thank you, plz send”):

    We’re pretty flexible. Microsoft Word documents, Google-docs, PDFs, Notepad docs, or just copy and pasted into an email–we have handled at least one article in each of these formats before.

    If you’re savvy enough to embed the pictures you want into your own post, go for it! We try to preserve as much of what is submitted to us as possible, including formatting. If not–hey, that’s fine, too. You can see some of us are pretty big on images, and we’re happy to supply our own (plus alt-text). If you have pictures you want us to use* but you’re not sure how to do all that fancy tech/formatting stuff, we can work with that. Label your pictures clearly, make note in your post exactly where they should go, and be sure to send the images in the same email as you’ve sent your proposed article.

    You can apply the same idea about labeling to image captions and alt-text. For example, if you put the following line between two paragraphs in your article: “Image 1” goes here; caption: words that mean things; alt-text: more words that mean things, you can expect we will grab the picture titled “Image 1” that you submitted with your article, we’ll embed it on that line, and we’ll caption and alt-text it as you indicated. Easy, right?

    What’s In It For You?

    Mostly, a little fleeting glory and acclaim from your fellow Glibs; the chance to share something about which you are passionate; the possibility of getting something off your mind and out on the page where you can examine it; and the opportunity to forge stronger connections with all the wacky denizens of Glibs.com.

    Also! If you contribute two or more articles which we run, SP will upgrade your site user status so that you have your own byline (instead of Guest Contributor) and the user bio from your dashboard will show in the author box at the bottom of your articles. You’ll be GlibFamous!

    So, what are you waiting for?

    Ready? Set? Submit!

    *Please note that pictures should be free to use; so you’ve taken them yourself or the owner of the image is fine with it being used without their being remunerated for it, or even, perhaps, given credit. Two good sources for images: https://unsplash.com and https://pixabay.com

     

    Looking for a comprehensive how-to draft your subsequent articles in WordPress? Read Tonio’s excellent post on the topic. Working with WordPress: A Guide for Glibs Authors

     

    Fine Print

  • The Personal Vs The Political

    The thing that attracts me to libertarianism (well, actually I call my own philosophy Constitutional Property Rights Minarchism, but more on that in a later post) is that it is a governing philosophy based on an idea of how society can best survive while respecting the individual.  At the purest level it isn’t about how a person should live their life, but how they should be governed, if at all.

    I quit watching the show years ago, is it still cool?
    Pictured, a leftist’s idea of the common man

    What grinds my gears, as Family Guy’s Peter Griffen said, is people who purport to be libertarian who try to tell me what I should accept on a personal level.  The idea is to live and let live while keeping the peace, not to control people’s thoughts.  Actually, on a personal level, I disagree with a lot of things that are popular in many libertarian circles, and that isn’t a problem for me.  Because to me libertarianism isn’t about structuring society, it’s about structuring government.

    This is the part where I get into the personal.  There are no ‘to be sures,’ there are no caveats.  These are the things I feel in my bones on a personal level. I am unashamed of them, this is who I am. I do not judge others by the same standard that I judge myself; I’m much harsher on myself.  If I imposed my personal beliefs through politics, the place I create probably wouldn’t be much more free than a caliphate.

    1. I have never shot a gun.  I do not want to.
    2. I do not believe any marriage outside the Catholic church is legitimate.
    3. The Catholic church does not recognize gay marriage.
    4. I do not believe there should be sex outside of marriage.
    5. Except for beer, cigarettes and painkillers, drugs are bad, MKay.
    One habit to rule them all!!!!
    Pictured: Commie Pope

    This is not to say I loathe or hate anyone who does any of the above; but I will judge you by your actions, and I am free to disassociate with you as I feel fit if your actions abhor me.  For anyone complaining that I wouldn’t personally recognize gay marriage, know that I also don’t recognize the marriage of my brother who got married by a justice of the peace.  I hold no animus towards him or his ‘wife’, I just don’t consider them married.  They are living together and raising their children and that is just fine, but they are not married in my eyes and are violating rule 4 that I would impose on myself but not others.

    Now for the political.  Well, all of those points have no place here.  As long as people don’t harm each other or respective property, I have no problems.  If I can’t convince you that my personal morals are correct, I have no right to force them on you.  Choosing the way we govern ourselves is not the same as the way we personally act.  Governance should be about understanding the rights inherent in being a human and respecting that.  It is a whole other post to describe the nature of rights, as well as to explain my CPRM philosophy.  I might get around to that, if you haven’t rejected me as a pariah by then.

    Care Bears are inferior to Gummi Bears, but I like this gif
    We’re all individuals but if we work together we can put Heimdall out of a job.
  • Monday Morning Links

    I hadn’t seen something that awful come out of Panama since their native son John McCain tried to last land an airplane.  6-1…ouch.  Also, the Japanese and Senegal played to an entertaining 2-2 draw and the Polacks couldn’t even screw in a lightbulb as Colombia staved off the death threats for at least a few days by pounding them 3-0.

    Hogs

    Meanwhile, on God’s side of the Atlantic (and Pacific if you want to get technical), the Dodgers hit 7 solo homers en route to a victory, tying the MLB record for solo homers in a game.  The Reds swept the Cubs (sorry Evan), the Red Sox blanked the Mariners, the D-backs blanked the Pirates, the MINNESOOOOODA TWIIIIINS blanked Texas and the Houston Astros won again.  Also, in the CWS,  Oregon State knocked off Mississippi State to reach the final best-of-three series where they will be taking on the Arkansas Razorbacks, which is a fan favorite of at least two Glibs.  As far as I know, there’s only one OSU, so I suppose I’ll be pulling for the Hogs.  Series starts tonight at 6 pm God’s time.

    I’m fired up for today’s birthdays. Not sure why, since as I’m typing this I haven’t yet looked to see who will make the list.  Diving in now…and I find: future-seer George Orwell, cager Willis Reed, singer Carly Simon, dy-no-mite actor Jimmie Walker, bassist Clint Warwick, keyboardist Allen Lanier, selfish child-abandoner Anthony Bourdain, atheist funny man Ricky Gervais, pop superstar George Michael, and Canadian “musician” Mike Kroeger,  Pretty thin cast of characters there. But there were some important events! Th first woman (1678) recipient of a PhD, Venetian Elena Camaro Piscopia graduated, Virginia ratified the US Constitution, Custer got his ass kicked at Little Bighorn, the Mann Act was passed, Joe Louis defeated Primo Carnera at Yankee Stadium, Britain carpet-bombed Bremen with 1,000 bombs, Ike was appointed US commander in Europe, Anne Frank’s diary was first published in Holland, the Norks invaded the Sorks and the Korean War began, global warming started when it his 86 degrees in Anchorage, AK, the Andrea Doria and Stockholm met in the fog on Cape Cod, the libertarian moment happens when Britain grants Somaliland its independence, “The Omen” was released (shudders in fear), and John Holmes was acquitted own murder charges.

    Hopefully the events made up for the dearth of quality birthdays.  Or better yet, let’s make up for it with…the links!

    More whitewashing of history.  Way to hold a 19th century writer to 21st century social standards, assholes.

    Retailers are turning their shitters into nightclubs to keep the junkies out. Hey, maybe Starbucks should try that.

    Maxine Waters calls on those who oppose Trump to confront his staffers and public officials in public. This may decide the midterms right here, IMO. Especially when the “confrontations” turn violent, which they inevitably will. Not helping things is Bernie Sanders, who tells people to fight back on every front. I can only take that as an acceptance of violence since he neglected to clarify what “every” means.  Sorry, but I don’t think the left will be happy until there are bodies in the street…whether they’re the Trump supporters or the leftist antifa goons, they want blood and they know the media will spin it as Trump’s fault, so they’re gonna stir shit until they get some.

    “Let’s see, double-anal at 8, BBC threesome at 10, and I’ve got a midget gangbang at 3. Yeah, I think I can fit you in at noon, Mr Mueller.”

    Stormy Daniels was all ready for her next 15 minutes. Then the Feds pulled the rug out from under her.

    Senator Mark Warner knows how to separate fools from their money. Just kidding. I’m sure Robert Mueller has confided exclusively in him about what might be coming out of the Russia witch hunt.  Especially since he’s been so discreet about things up to this point.  Hey Mark, talked to anybody named Awan lately about internet security?

    Tolerant Oakland

    Ah California’s Bay Area: that bastion of lefty tolerance and acceptance. Maybe they ought to take the beam out of their own eye before bitching about the speck in the old south’s, huh?

    Oh Chicago…always on the cutting edge.  They’re coming up with a pilot program where, you’re not gonna believe this, people build homes on vacant lots and they get sold to people who want to buy a home! Its fucking amazing that nobody ever thought to build homes on vacant property before, right?  Oh yeah, one catch: the lots will be sold off to (what I can only presume are politically-connected) developers and taxpayers will pony up $5 million in subsidies for the buyers (who I can also merely assume will be politically-connected).  Um, why not sell the lots to developers at a public auction and reduce tax burdens, dumbasses?

    Who. The. Fuck. Cares?

    Trump does what Trump does too late night TV host Jimmy Fallon.  Like puppets on a string.

    Yes, I do support the death penalty in extremely rare cases that are completely proven without any fear of mistaken identity. And yes, I hope they fry this piece of shit.  There’s no place in a civilized society for people like this and I, for one, will be glad when they remove him from it with all permanence.

    Actually several choices for music today. But I went with this one.

    Have a great start to your week, friends!

  • SEA SMITH’S SUNDAY EVENING LINKS

    SEA SMITH TELL JOKES AT BENEFIT EVENT. FREE CASCADIA!

     

    SEA SMITH HELP COUSIN STEVE SMITH. HE HAVE “CASCADIA-AID”. SEA SMITH COME AND TELL JOKES, WARM UP CROWD. AFTER, MAYBE GO VISIT SOME SEALS. BY VISIT, MEAN RAPE. WANT HEAR JOKES SEA SMITH TOLD? YES, YOU DO.

    WHAT SEA MONSTERS EAT? ….. FISH AND SHIPS! 

    OCTOPUS ONLY SEA CREATURE SQUIRT INK! ….. SEA SMITH JUST SQUIDDING. 

    WHY OYSTER GO TO GYM? ….. IT GOOD FOR MUSSELS! 

    SEA SMITH GETTING GOOD AT JOKE. BUT YOU NO HERE FOR JOKE. YOU WANT LINK. SO SEA SMITH GIVE YOU LINK AND GO SWIM OFF AFTER POD OF ORCA. THEM FUNNY. SHARE JOKES. MAYBE GO EAT SEA LION OR TWO.

    1. SEA SMITH FIND SOMEONE HE WANT COUSIN STEVE SMITH TALK TO. BY TALK TO, MEAN RAPE. YOU NO DO THAT! BAD HOOMAN! BAD!
    2. SEA SMITH HAZ CONFUSE. HE LOOK AND SEE BAD MAN WIN WITH LOTS OF VOTES. THEN HIM SEE BAD MAN WIN WITH NOT SO MANY. ALL BAD, BUT MATH HARD?
    3. SEA SMITH TOO BUSY GO SEE WHAT GOING ON. LOOK LIKE ITALY YELL AT BOATS! SEA SMITH NO YELL, JUST VISIT. BY VISIT…
    4. BEAR SILLY. WHY IT GO IN HOUSE IN LAND WHERE PEOPLE WEAR CHEESE ON HEAD? GO FIND BEEHIVE. GO GET BERRIES. STAY OUT OF HOUSE, SILLY.

     

    SEA SMITH HOPE HAVE FAIR WIND AND FOLLOWING SEA (ON GLIBERTARIANS.COM)!  SEA SMITH VERY FUNNY!

  • Forty Years Later – Chapter 1

    Introduction

    In 1970 I was 16 years old and caused a minor family scandal by driving from New Mexico to California to see my girlfriend on my 250cc dirtbike.

    I had forsaken all local females (for reasons that are best left unstated) and sent letters to two out-of-state daughters of family friends, resolving to visit whichever one answered first. Fortunately for me the one from Pennsylvania never replied and I carried on a correspondence with Lynn from California. I planned my visit to see her for the week that summer vacation started (between my junior and senior years in high school).

    I’ve always loved motorcycles and grew up in a family of two-wheel enthusiasts. Dad had a variety of bikes when I was growing up and our uncles sold my brother and me our first motorcycles. Dirtbikes were natural transportation for us growing up in the mountains. Somewhere along the way I picked up a Yamaha Big Bear Scrambler that was big enough for me to ride back and forth to school. And fast! This 250cc two-stroke was one of the quickest bikes off of the line in its time and I routinely beat 350cc Hondas from light to light. But, being two-stroke, I had to keep tabs on the level of oil in the auto lubrication system. Generally, though, the usage was about a quart for every couple of tanks of gas.

    I prepped the bike by changing the sprockets to gear the bike for a road trip and added some highway pegs before I left. The latter were actually quite useful. Sitting in the same position for hours gets to be uncomfortable and tiring. I often drop one or both legs back hooking the heel of my boot on the passenger pegs. The highway bar was a section of pipe that I bolted onto the frame in front of the engine to give an additional position to select.

    I knew that there was no way that Mom and Dad would let me go on a trip across three states so I told them that I was going to go camping in Colorado for a week. I didn’t know it at the time, but Dad had pretty much figured out where I was going to go, although he never said anything. I actually intended upon camping during this trip and had a sleeping bag and cooking gear along with me. Flagstaff was the designated midpoint for both going and coming and there were some good campsites in the area.

    At the time of my previous trip, Interstate 40 (US-66) was fairly complete between towns but would divert traffic through each municipality that was along the way. Some of the towns weren’t too bad: Winslow; Grants; Gallup. Some of the gaps were significant, such as the stretch from Seligman to Kingman in Arizona and from Essex to Ludlow in California. It was the latter two stretches that induced me to take US-66 to Flagstaff, then AZ-89A to Prescott, connecting to Interstate 10 near Blythe, California. From there I followed Interstates 10 and 5 to Tujunga, where the von Groffs lived. I returned by the same route.

    By the way, I wound up marrying the girl.

    Forty years later I’m still married to the same lady and still riding, now a Kawasaki Vulcan cruiser instead of the two-stroke. I had been looking for a trip to take and it occurred to me to repeat the 1970 trip including the diversions through the towns, and see how things have changed.

    I joined the US Air Force in 1971 and, by some berserk malfunction of the normal tendency of the military to assign someone on the opposite side of the globe from where they request, I was assigned to March AFB, 80 miles away from my sweetie. During this time Lynn and I made several trips from California to my parent’s place in Cedar Crest and also during this time many of the towns were bypassed by completing the freeway around them, although we still made trips over “old” US-66.

    While I covered the same ground going and coming in 1970, today I prefer to do loop trips, outbound and inbound on different routes. Hence I resolved to duplicate the 1970 trip from Cedar Crest to Tujunga and then to follow historic Highway 66 on much of the return trip.

    Day 0

    I now live in the Jemez Mountains, 150 miles from my original beginning in Cedar Crest. A search on the Internet turned up a bed and breakfast that is, remarkably, less than a quarter mile away from the folks’ house (as the crow flies, at least). I made a reservation and planned to start the trip from there.

    Part of the purpose of this trip was to observe and comment upon the changes to my old “stomping grounds” so I drove by many of my old haunts. I knew that the area was going to grow; it’s a prime place to live and raise a family. But, wow! Some places, then large fields, now were large subdivisions. I tried to find the road back into an area where we used to hunt and drive dirtbikes. Wall to wall homes now.

    The summer that I first got my drivers license I drove all over the area including a near-daily ride to Sandia Crest. I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to repeat the ride. The road winds up the east side of the mountain, rising from piñon and juniper through pine then into spruce and fir forests. Many curves and light traffic; a rider’s dream. I had to limit my time at the top of the mountain as a thunderstorm was threatening and there weren’t many things taller than me on the mountain!

    The folks’ house looked the same and the ride up the road gave me a momentary rush of nostalgia. It was the same, but different. An arroyo where I used to ride my dirtbike is now full.

    I still had some time before dinner and I took the road north to San Pedro then turned east on 344. Family friends had lived in San Pedro back in the 1920s when it was a booming mining town. By the 1960s there was nothing left but the concrete foundations of some of the buildings. Today it was difficult to find even those.

    This road loops around the Lone Mountain through Cedar Grove to Edgewood. There was no traffic and the light rain only reassured me that I was self-contained and ready for anything. My bike was running perfectly and I was comfortable in seating and control. My motorcycle was ready for this. I was ready for this.

    At the B&B, I visited with a couple of my fellow lodgers. I was curious what had led people to stay overnight a stone’s-throw from where I grew up. In both cases the Internet had led them here, outside of Albuquerque yet near to all of the attractions that the city had to offer.

    One fellow was a bit older than me, probably in his mid-60s. He had made a successful career in engineering and, now that he was retired, he was looking for a more creative outlet. In his case he was learning to play the bass guitar.

    I mentioned that his story had many similarities to mine. I, too, have had a career in engineering and am now trying to develop my own creativity, writing in my case. Oh, and when I was a teenager I played the bass guitar.

    Day 1

    After breakfast I packed up and followed the road to Highway 14. My trip had begun.

    North 14 (I still call it North 14 although it is just Highway 14, now. Hell, I remember when it was North 10!) is now a 4-lane road serving the entire East Mountain area. The freeway wasn’t there in 1970 so I followed old 66 through Tijeras canyon.

    I don’t have any direct memories of leaving that morning in May of 1970. I probably would have grabbed some breakfast then left early to avoid embarrassing questions from the family. My duffel bag was strapped on back and I followed the dirt road to the highway. The trip down North 14 and 66 would have been familiar as I rode it each day to school. The freeway through Albuquerque was complete and old-66 connected at Carnuel. I crossed town to the West Mesa where the freeway ended and the four-lane began.

    The freeway through Albuquerque had been completed in 1970 and now as then I entered at the Carnuel interchange.

    Despite the giant casino, the bridge over the crossing of the Rio Puerco on the frontage road was still there. They removed a similar girder-style bride over the Rio Grande when they built the upgraded road at Otowi and I always thought that was mistake.

    Over the years I’ve driven past the pull-out for Laguna Pueblo and never stopped. Well, I finally stopped and took a couple of photos. It seems we’re so busy nowadays that we never stop to look around at what we’re passing.

    The lava flows near Grants are always interesting. At the first exit the freeway would have ended so I turned to drive through town.

    I remember driving past the lava outside of Grants. Grants was the first diversion from the freeway and I drove down main street.

    About this time I encountered a fellow motorcycle traveler. He introduced himself as simply “Stogie” and he was riding a Honda 160 that had seen better days. We were headed the same direction and resolved to ride together.

    Grants today is depressing to drive through. Many old buildings are still standing, the land not worth their destruction. Some of this can be blamed on the collapse of the uranium mining, but many of these buildings would have been standing when I passed by forty years ago.

    Part of what I was looking for on this trip was the heart of Old 66 and deep in that heart were the Whiting Brothers. They ran a series of gas stations and hotels along the highway and the secret of their success was name recognition. For example, few autos of the 40s and 50s had air conditioners. The Whiting Brothers rented window-mounted units that provided cool air via evaporation of water when traveling at highway speeds. The driver would return the air conditioner to the Whiting Brothers station at the other end of the desert for a return of deposit. They placed their businesses in well thought-out locations and I photographed an abandoned gas station and hotel at Continental Divide. Big trucks were light on power at the time and it made sense to approach the highest part of the road with empty tanks for the least amount of weight.

    As near as I can remember I had never been west of Bluewater on I-40 with the folks, so I probably had a rush of excitement as I passed that point. Uncharted Territory! Here be monsters!

    Gallup was a completely different world than Grants. Very few abandoned buildings, many businesses. Most old service stations closed in the 70s and 80s but the buildings continue on as florists, pottery shops and even auto repair mechanics.

    In Grants Stogie made a phone call while I topped off the gas and checked the oil. “Good news,” he said as he returned. “I got us lunch!”

    We rode our bikes up the hill into Rich Folks Land. Stogie knew this guy from college and they were great pals. I kept quiet and admired the kitchen while Stogie and young Mr. Kennedy chatted up. Then it was time to push on.

    After lunch I re-entered the freeway and headed toward Holbrook. I had to laugh just as I was leaving New Mexico. Chief Yellowhorse’s tourist spot is still in the same place on the border and doesn’t look like it’s changed a single bit in 40 years.

    From the count of the mile markers, it appears that the knife-edge of the bluff over Chief Yellowhorse’s place is the state line and indeed it is quite close to there.

    Just inside the border, traffic is diverted through an official looking building. I knew that I was “clean” and had all of my required paperwork (although I didn’t know at the time that I could have been held as a “minor in flight”). I asked Stogie what was going on. “It’s just an agriculture inspection station. They’re looking for contaminated fruit. You got any contaminated fruit?” I assured him that I didn’t and we were whisked through with the minimal amount of hassle.

    I was quite surprised to see how many people live in the villages off the freeway through the Navajo lands. More people in the world and they’ve got to live somewhere.

    The freeways are fast and the miles roll by and as I approach Holbrook I recall the flat tire 40 years ago.

    I had been losing air in the front tire for some time but had been able to keep it going with a fresh fill at each gas stop. This time, though, the distance and, probably, the heat seemed to speed up the process so I finally pulled over at one of the washes with a flat. I had tire tools with me and a little tiny air pump that could fill a football before the first quarter was over, but a bit slower with a tire. “Take the whole wheel off,” Stogie said, “And I’ll take it to the truck stop in Holbrook.” I unbolted it and he threw it on the back of his bike and took off. Wasn’t but a short time later that I began thinking things like, “I don’t know this guy, I don’t know his real name or where he’s from.” My bike was totally disabled almost 200 miles from home. I had only a vague idea of where I was and no one else who cared for me knew even that. My fears disappeared when I saw Stogie a while later crossing the median with my tire in his lap. I quickly remounted the tire and we drove on to Holbrook.

    I wanted to thank Stogie for running the tire but I wasn’t old enough to buy him a drink like in the movies so we settled for a coke in a diner. There he broke the news to me that he was stopping his ride here. His engine was using a lot of oil and making some noise so he didn’t figure it would make it across the desert. His plan was to go to the truck stop and find some trucker who had room for him and his bike to haul to LA.

    I thought of Stogie as I came into Holbrook. It was easy to spot the diner where we parted; it’s even still a diner. There was a bulletin board at the SUB at UNM where people could advertise or try to connect with other students. I left a couple of messages there when I attended a couple of years later but never heard back from him. Makes you wonder sometimes about people who just drop into your life at the right time to help you out of a jam then disappear forever.

    Holbrook looks hale and hearty, lots of small businesses, very few closed buildings. Saw some buildings that would have had to have been here 40 years ago but I didn’t remember directly, aside from the diner.

    Over all, most of the places that I visited on this trip were much better off in 2010 than in 1970. Recessions come and go but the country continues to grow.

    The wind had been getting steadily stronger, coming at me just to the left of head-on, and the electronic highway signs gave warning of high wind alerts ahead. My windshield cut a lot of the force but some of the gusts felt like they were going to rip the helmet off of my head. It was hitting in massive gusts, pounding me as I went.

    When one rides a motorcycle the bike leans to turn. With the pressure of the wind I would lean to the left to counter its force simply to go forward. Suddenly the wind would stop and instead of countering the force I would be turning to the left such that I had to lean to the right to recover the correct direction. Then the wind would strike again and, leaned to the right, I would feel like I was going to go down on that side. I would then have to balance my propagation down the road to the pressure of the wind on the side and lean back to the left into the wind. Repeat constantly. A very tiring process, to say the least, and not exactly safe as the pounding of the gusts reduced the control of the bike considerably.

    The effort with the flat tire used up much of my daylight and I rode westward into a setting sun. Winslow was off the freeway but was a divided road so that I could keep ahead of slower traffic. However, the climb into Flagstaff was in the dark and pushing a bit of a headwind. I discovered that I could find a respite in the wake of the trucks and spent as much time as I could there until they slowed for the hills and I went around. The truckers seemed to be cool with that and I kind of felt like they were looking out for me.

    I got my first true feeling of nostalgia when pulling into Winslow off of the freeway. There was a park there to welcome travelers and it had not changed very much in 40 years. I recognized a couple of former gas stations that I had fueled up in the past.

    Back into the wind and onto the freeway.

    I passed Two Guns and Twin Arrows, gas stations and curio shops that, even in 1970, were closed.

    Two Guns and Twin Arrows are relics of the Old 66, spots on the highway to get some gas, some water for the radiator and maybe buy a bit of Indian jewelry. From the style of gas pumps at Twin Arrows it must have made a renaissance in the 80s but it’s nothing but an abandoned building covered in political graffiti today.

    I took an early exit in Flagstaff showing Historic 66 and it was a relief to get out of the wind.

    The ride through the town was uneventful and I checked into my motel.

    Although I had intended to camp I arrived in Flagstaff well after dark. I had a chum from high school, Bruce, who had moved to Flagstaff so I gave him a call, begging a place to sleep. He said “No problem” and gave me directions to his house.

    Most of the memories of my stays with Bruce, both going and coming, are lost. I do recall the evening of my outbound trip.

    Bruce was playing in a garage band and they had rehearsal that night. They were jamming without their singer and invited me to take place. I, of course, jumped at the chance. I didn’t know the words of a lot of songs and would do occasional improvisations as necessary. They played the Cream song “Spoonful” and, as I thought that the lyrics were obscure references to drug culture (they probably were), I made up my lyrics to reflect this. I was asked to tone it down (the parents were listening).

    Part of the intent of this trip was to converse with my fellow travelers to get their insights of the road. After dinner I set a chair up outside of my room, poured myself a drink, lit a cigar and sat down to interface my fellow man. No one showed up. There was a Harley across the parking lot but I never saw its rider. Quite a bit later on a fellow showed up who was highly agitated and probably quite drunk. I decided that my interaction resolution didn’t include agitated drunks and I kept my distance from him.

    I looked at the bike as I sat there and noticed something interesting. When I was a teenaged motorcycle enthusiast I often encountered parents and relatives of my friends who were glad to tell their motorcycle tales. One guy talked about the day he had ridden all day in a crosswind and when he got to where he was going he saw that the front tire of his bike was so worn that it was showing threads on one side. At the time I took it as another “tall tale.” But I had put a new tire on the front of my bike in preparation for this trip and the right side of the tire still had the nubs. The right side and not the left as the nubs on the left were completely worn down. I had been fighting the wind from the left all day and I now had a new appreciation of old motorcyclists and their “tall tales.”

    When the drink was gone and the cigar was cold, I went back inside.

    To be continued.

  • I Fucking Love Astrology: The Horoscope for June 24

    First up:  This weeks alignments…

    None.  Nada.  Zip.  Zilch.  The planets are all being non-conformists, but not doing it together like gothlings. From a heliocentric view, the universe is an empty place devoid of meaning, lifeless planets lumbering along indifferent to the existential horror, blindingly following their paths set by unreasoning forces until all existence dies frozen in ultimate blackness.

    This is going to be a bad week for aspies.  The moon is in Virgo, bringing change to people who don’t like change.  Interestingly, even though The Virgin is typically portrayed as female by the ancients, the personality types predicted perfectly match those of today’s male virgins.  This ability of a theory to correctly predict things centuries later is why astrology is considered such a perfect science.

    Fucking magnets, how DO they work?
    How much more perfect could a science be? None. None more science.

    Remember how I used to predict good fishing?  Well that orbital mechanic has turned around and now fishing is going to suck for a while.  C’est l’etoile.

    Your mental acuity will fade down to normal levels as Sol ceases illuminating Gemini.  on the other hand, Mercury continues in Cancer, so with a bit of effort, you can still be successful in that research you’ve been doing.  If you haven’t been doing any research, disregard that last bit.  For the non-researchers, you will probably forget to log off of something or clear your browser history, leading to  embarrassment.  You should have been researching something.

    Seriously though, clear your cache.  That whole Jupiter retrograde in Scorpio does lend credence to the “your porn history will become public knowledge” thing this week.

    Also this week, there is Aquarius (the water bearer) linked with Mars. (war, conflict).  So some people will be fighting over a water vessel.

     

  • Sunday Morning Links of Confusion

    Since we’ve made a habit of starting things out with anniversaries (I won’t do sports because soccer isn’t a sport, baseball is dead to me until Angelos sells the Orioles, and it’s not football season yet), today has some doozies. For example, it’s the birthday of Ambrose Bierce, who was the most delightfully acerbic and cynical American writer until Mencken. Ditto Fred Hoyle, the astronomer and science fiction writer who was spectacularly and interestingly wrong regarding the steady state universe, and Arthur Brown, the freakishly influential one-hit wonder.

    And because I’m feeling cynical, lazy, perverse, and uncreative, I’ll just jump directly into the news.

     

    Glib jocks quiz nymph to vex dwarf.

    The sudden freedom for Wilson, 57, came after Cook County Circuit Judge William Hooks ordered his release a few hours earlier. The judge had tossed out his murder conviction last week after finding that notorious ex-Chicago police Cmdr. Jon Burge and detectives under his command had physically coerced his confession.

    Kevin Graham, president of the Chicago Fraternal Order of Police, who attended the hearing, called Hooks’ ruling “disgraceful.”

    Of course he did. And as long as police abuse is attributed to race, race, race, we’ll never get to the root cause of the actual problem.

     

    Nymphs blitz quick vex dwarf jog.

    In fact, the ubiquitous yellow CAUTION signs that are visible along the highways and roads along the Texas-Mexico border shows a man, a woman and a child running. We knew it all along. We drove right past them, as the little girl’s ponytail is lifted up by the momentum of her family’s desperate flight. Miller, Nielsen, and President Trump (let’s not forget he celebrated Cinco de Mayo with a taco bowl from Trump Tower Grill) are the faces and the voracious guts of a nation that has for far too long exploited and taken, dined and dashed.

    Oh NPR, please never change.

     

    Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow!

    Romney’s tone has changed considerably since the 2016 campaign when he called then-candidate Trump a “phony” and a “fraud.” Things change after a president is elected, Romney said, adding that he’ll get behind good policies while criticizing bad ones.

    Romney, steadfast in his principles. Utah deserves him.

     

    Jack fox bids ivy-strewn phlegm quiz.

    The “Christian activist social justice organization” has 34 employees and 125 volunteers and reported $5.821 million in revenue in 2016 (the most recent year for which financial records have been made public). Expenses for 2016 totaled $5.817 million. Sharpton’s 2016 “base salary” was $250,000. The bonus payment ballooned his total compensation to $687,555.

    In addition to his compensation, Sharpton’s hefty expenses–first class air travel, luxury hotels, and a chauffeured car–are covered by the National Action Network. While Sharpton has an office at the group’s leased Harlem headquarters, he often works from a midtown Manhattan office rented by the not-for-profit.

    Just rewards for a productive and unselfish career. Remember SP’s slogan: “Non-profit does not mean non-money.”

     

    A very bad quack might jinx zippy fowls.

    Tens of thousands of anti-Brexit protesters marched Saturday in London to demand a new referendum on leaving the European Union, as a divided Britain marked the second anniversary of its vote to quit the bloc. Organizers of the People’s Vote march say Brexit is “not a done deal” and people must “make their voices heard,” BBC News reports.

    Wasn’t the referendum “making their voices heard”? Well, if we keep doing it over, maybe the proles will eventually get it right.

     

    And now Old Guy Music. Since y’all rarely bother to listen to it and the most comments I ever got about it was whining and complaining when I put up a great Joni Mitchell song, you get her again. This time, a song from the ’70s centered on an incident of which YouTube commenters seem to be ignorant, the Hanafi Muslim siege in DC, our first clue that the newly-inaugurated Jimmy Carter might not be… the most effective person on the planet. Marion Barry was winged in the shootings, and of course, a major demand was the cancellation of a soon-to-open movie about Muhammed, with repeated references by the gunmen to how Jews run America and that this must cease immediately. Incidentally, the Wikipedia stuff about this and related articles bear many traces of the PC editing that seems to be the fashion in their non-technical articles. In any case, Joni does an interesting compare-and-contrast, and of course, the playing and singing are top notch.

     

  • ZARDOZ SATURDAY EVENING LINKS

    YES! THE COSTUME IS GOOD!

    ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. EXISTENCE HAS BEEN AN EXTREMELY LARGE PILE OF SOLID WASTE BETWEEN TWO SLABS OF BREAD. AND ZARDOZ HAS HAD TO MASTICATE IT. GRAIN DELIVERIES HAVE BEEN NON-STOP. IF NOT RUNNING TO THE VORTEX, THE CO-OP HERE HAS ZARDOZ ON THE ROAD ALMOST NON-STOP. BUT TONIGHT ZARDOZ GIVES THE GIFT OF THE LINK TO HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ IS PLEASED THAT THE LEVEL OF SNARK AT THE BRUTALS HAS BEEN HIGH. YOU HAVE BEEN LIFTED FROM BRUTALITY, GIVEN THE GIFT OF THE LINK…AND DONE WELL. THEREFOR, ZARDOZ CONTINUES TO GIVE YOU THE GIFT OF THE LINK. GO FORTH AND COMMENT!

    • ZARDOZ SUPPOSES IT IS TOO MUCH TO HOPE THE TWO BRUTAL STATES COME TO CLEANSING, YES? NOT THAT EITHER OF THESE TWO COLLECTIONS OF BRUTALS HAS BEEN ABLE TO CLEANSE OTHERS IN LARGE NUMBERS FOR SOME YEARS… ONE CAN HOPE.
    • ZARDOZ IS EVEN MORE PLEASED. THIS HELPS CLEANSING EFFORTS…. THE SIMPERING BRUTAL CHIEFTAIN OF THIS NATION SHOULD NOW PROVOKE WAR ON HIS NEIGHBOR, RIGHT?
    • SPEAKING OF HOPE FOR CHAOS AND CLEANSING… THIS WILL LIKELY HELP SOMEWHAT. MORE CRACKDOWNS AND SUPPRESSION TO COME. ZARDOZ IS PLEASED.
    • LET US SEE IF ZARDOZ CAN DO THIS CORRECTLY. “YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WARNED OF A CHAIN REACTION BETWEEN GERMANY AND AUSTRIA?”

    ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

  • Pinky Out! The Fancy Beer Challenge — Part 2

    Swiss decided to challenge me again.  This time instead of the worst possible beer I could get my hands on I was to locate the absolute snootiest of snooty beer.  Unfortunately, I might have painted myself into a corner with the deadline in this one. I told him I would have it finished before the Beer it Forward piece.

    This might have been my fault.

    Up first was the second most interesting thing I could find at AJ’s, a local high-end grocer.  By high end grocer I mean in the same neighborhood as a Catholic high school with yoga pants wearing Catholic schoolgirl types.  Why the second most interesting? The most
    interesting thing was barrel aged Old Rasputin and quite frankly I already did an article on that one.  The best part was I actually wrote that one at work (Rufus).

    This one to put it bluntly is quite good.  It reminds me a lot of a Belgian quadrupel ale with a lot of spices we typically associate with fall.  I would probably enjoy it more if it wasn’t 115 degrees. Still, I give The Brurey Autumn Maple a solid 4 pinky’s out of 5


    I woke up with a splitting headache.  Slightly nauseated. Loss of appetite.

    “You’re not hungover.” Sugarfree said. He had settled himself in a lotus position on top of a rock conveniently placed in the sun.  A small mirror was in the dirt with grayish black powder strewn about its surface. He appeared to be meditating but when most people do that they normally aren’t twisting their nipples.  I hesitated to ask why he felt the need to do this naked.

    Quite frankly I didn’t want to know.

    I noticed a small pile of spent 5.56 NATO ammunition near our campground.  Next to Sugarfree’s meditating rock I found more empty cartridges along with their corresponding projectiles.  They looked like they had been pulled out using teeth as a vice.

    “What happened last night?”  I asked.

    “STEVE SMITH HAPPENED.”  Sugarfree replied.

    “I gathered that.”  I said. Sheepishly examining my ass.  Nothing out of the ordinary there.

    “You shot him six times.  It left a convenient trail for us to follow.”  Sugarfree explained. He opened his eyes. You did the worst thing you could possibly do to STEVE SMITH.”

    “…shoot him?”

    “You frustrated him.”

    “Oh…goody.”

    “That’s why I took the pews from your assault pew pew thingy and snorted the pew powder inside.”

    “Of course you did…did you do that with all 210 rounds I had?”

    Sugarfree stood atop his rock, turned around and bent over.  He let out a hearty cough while coming to a squat.  The procedure allowed me to infer he ate at few bullets.

    “37.”  He answered.  It then occurred to me I could’ve just checked my bag to see if he stole all my ammunition.  “I got full.”

    *Honk* *Honk* *Honk*

    “What the hell?”  I asked. Looking down the trail I noticed a plume of dirt approaching us quickly.

    “This just got better.”  Sugarfree explained. “He found us!”

    “Who found us?”

    A Subaru Forester came to a abrupt stop in front of our campground.  A skinny hipster wearing a dirty, vintage t-shirt and skinny jeans stepped out.  He turned and looked in Sugarfree’s direction but stopped abruptly.

    “Did any of you guys call an Uber?” He asked.

    “In the middle of the woods?”  I was confused.

    “Oh okay.  He told me you’d ask me that.” The hipster said.

    I noticed he was still behind the door.

    “Who told you that?”  I asked, still confused.

    “The man who gave me this.”  The hipster reached into the Subaru and pulled out a box.  In his haste, he
    revealed he had a bloody stump, wrapped with a linen dressing.

    “What happened to you?”  I asked.

    “He told me you would need a hand.” The Uber driver curled up into a fetal position and began to cry uncontrollably.  I opened the box to find a soft, white hand still holding an iPhone inside a red, silicone case with a white cross.

    “Judas Titty Fucking Priest.”  I said out loud, to myself.

    “He told me…you’d…say that too.” The Uber driver managed to get out between sobs.

    Sugarfree drummed a catchy tune across his stomach then twiddled his fingers in the air.  “Narrowed gaze…”

    The phone then began ringing in the classic bluegrass ringtone.

    _____

    “Hi, this is Anna with Swiss Corpse International Industries, how are you today?”  Swiss got a new receptionist. This one was particularly bubbly.

    “It’s pronounced core…”. I said flatly.

    “Please hold, I’m going to try to patch you through…I’m still learning this so in case we get disconnected call 312–“

    “No!  Don’t you fucking do it, do not give out his number! HE WILL MURDER YOU!”

    “Connecting you now.”  Swiss always has the sweetest receptionists.  It’s terrible he could never find one that meets the Swiss standard of perfection.

    “…Damnit mex.  You have any idea the pickle you have me in?”  Swiss was yelling, I pulled the phone away from my ear, slightly.

    “I’m in the woods with Sugarfree, and he lost his pants.  Do tell me how your date with the Uber driver went…did he give a reach around?”  I turned to check on Sugarfree, and found that he had gathered a number of small rocks arranged into a circle.

    “No.  Why do you think I told him to give you a handy?”  The fucker had me cornered.

    “Fine.  Go.” I said.  Sugarfree had gathered a surprising amount of kindling.

    “You have any idea how long you two have been out there?”

    “No, but I bet your watch has a date complication that confirms how long I’ve been gone.”

    “You’re damn right it does.  Without a date complication a Rolex Datejust is just a ‘just’ now isn’t it?”  For a guy that hates puns and the people that make them, he was on a roll.  Even if that one was terrible. “I didn’t think this ‘ass-dog’ thing would be such an issue for you.  So you need to get something straight….”

    Swiss was gonna straighten me out.

    “Okay…”

    “I just found the most awesome watering hole.”

    “Okay…”  I said as I noticed Sugarfree got a small fire going.

    “You should see the chick that works there.”

    “Okay…”

    “Okay?  She has an unbelievable ass.”

    “Okay…”

    “Don’t ruin this for me!”

    “Okay…sorry…?”  I gave Sugarfree an inquisitive look.  He began to examine the Uber driver’s hand.

    “You should be sorry, now I’m down three posters this week.  I’m sending Warty your way.”

    “Warty!”  Sugarfree started jumping up and down, clapping with the Uber driver’s severed hand.  I turned away since I rather not see his junk bouncing along with him.

    “What?  Why? I have this Tiny-ass Dog thing down.”  I tried my best to be confident.

    “Bullshit.  You have any idea what the commenters said last week?  We had them bitching about random shit from jezebel and jihadwatch.  Then they started to Gilmore threads on corrupted titty-links. You have any idea what happens if you don’t channel the Saturday day drinking rage towards something that’s tangentially related to beer?”

    “…..no.”  If said yes, I feared he’d send me another hipster that would be paid to cut his own heart out and eat it in front of me.  At this point Sugarfree had the Uber driver’s hand on a spit over the fire.

    “Warty is of approximate size to STEVE SMITH.  You have the best tracker, and the best possible deterrent.  Make.This.Happen.” The call was over as quickly as it started.

    “What are you doing?” I asked Sugarfree.

    “Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.”  Sugarfree replied.

    “I have a granola bar in my bag….” I lied.  I ran out of food several days ago, and if I had any I wasn’t about to give any to Sugarfree.

    “I can’t eat that.  I’ve totally gone Keto.”  He turned the hand over. “Sugarfree isn’t just some moniker, it’s a lifestyle.”

    _____

    We followed the blood trail.  Sugarfree was right, and since I did get a few hits it was much easier to track STEVE SMITH.  The only problem was the drops became fewer and fewer, as if he had some kind of magical healing ability.

    “He has a magical healing ability.”  Sugarfree said.  He really needs to get out of my head.  “It makes him hard to track.”

    “Seriously, you need to stop doing that.  I don’t know how I think of something and then you immediately answer me back with a relevant response.”  I said.

    “I hear voices.  Sometimes they sound like you.  Other times they are just voices.” Sugarfree replied back ominously.

    “Are you hearing any others?”

    “Just yours.”

    A soft rustling in the bushes ahead got the attention of the two of us.  I couldn’t make out what was behind it.

    “STEVE.”  I asked.  “Look we need to talk…man.  I’m not trying to hunt you or your kin.”  I flipped the safety off.  “I just want the tiny ass dog back.”

    More rustling came from behind us.  I pivoted around in a low ready stance while Sugarfree kept spinning with his arms in the air.

    “Lets be reasonable STEVE.”  I knew there was nothing reasonable about that request.

    “Look.  If you shoot me. I’m going to have to break you, and I’d rather not do that, but I will if I have to.  You already made me miss my short workout for today, and I need to make up for it.”  The voice in the bushes responded.

    “WARTY!!”  Sugarfree started jumping up and down clapping.  Thankfully he found his pants a mile back.

    “Wait, you’re Warty?”  I asked.  That can’t be Warty.  This was a guy dressed like a Victorian-era explorer, monacle and everything.  “I was expecting somebody–”

    “Bigger?”  He asked.

    “Yes.  Bigger, balder, looks like he’s seen the inside of a gym.”

    “Its just my disguise.”  Warty explained.  “Sugarfree and I go a long ways back in tracking STEVE SMITH; going back years.  He’s not the type that will approach unless he thinks he has the upper hand.  He’s been lethal as early as eight months, and I do mean lethal. I’ve hunted most things that can hunt you, but the way he moves…”

    “He’s fast.”  Sugarfree interjected.  He began doing a dance reminiscent of the TechnoViking.

    “Cheetah speed. Fifty, sixty miles an hour if he ever gets out into the open, and he’s an astonishing jumper…”  Warty continued.

    “I’ve heard this somewhere before.”  I said.

    “He shows extreme intelligence, even problem-solving intelligence.  That one… when he looks at you, you can see he’s working things out. That’s why we had to feed him like that. He was attacking the fences when the feeders came…”

    “Like an electric fence?”  I asked.

    “That’s right, but he never attacks the same place twice. He was testing the fences for weaknesses, systematically. He remembers…”  Warty didn’t come up with this line.  He got that from somewhere.

    “He totally got that from Jurassic Park.”  Sugarfree did it again.

    “I told you to stop doing that.”

    “Stop what?”  Warty asked.

    “He does this thing where I think of something, and he responds to what I am thinking with an eerily appropriate response.”  I replied.  “GET OUT OF MY HEAD.”

    “Yeah, he does that.  You get used to it.”

    “The mind reading bit?  I’m supposed to get used to that?”

    “Don’t think of it as Sugarfree listening to your thoughts.  Its more like breaking the fourth wall, except the wall is your head, and you’re his audience.”  Warty explained.  “And his purpose is to use your thoughts to terrify you.”

    “What?”

    “It doesn’t matter.”  Warty said, working the massive bolt on his Holland and Holland “Bolt Action Magazine” rifle chambered in .375H&H.  “We have a sasquatch to find.”  He began waking quietly down the trail.

    “Dog.  We’re finding my little ass dog.”  I said.

    “Sasquatch.”

    _____

    “Sugarfree.  Quiet down.”  Warty said quietly.

    Darkness had fallen.  We were peeking over the edge of a berm.  I could just barely make out the form of the little dog under a bush.

    “If I make a break for it, I bet I can grab it and go.”  I whispered.

    “We can’t.”  Warty whispered back.

    “Why not?”

    “We’re being hunted….”  Warty whispered ominously.  Sweat began to bead across his brow as he flexed the massive muscles that worked his jaw.  His disguise was fading.  He turned quickly to me.  “GO!”

    Sugarfree made a break for it.  “AYE YA YIE!”

    “Not you!  Damnit.”  Warty said.

    We both turned and saw it….

    “Clever girl…..”  Warty whispered.  The cat slowly began to walk towards us, contemplating which one of us was easier to eat.

     

    STEVE SMITH LIKE NICE KITTY.  STEVE SMITH TAKE NICE KITTY HOME.  BY TAKE NICE KITTY HOME….

    The mountain lion struggled against STEVE SMITH’S massive, hairy arms and his massive hug.  It screeched like a housecat that got caught under a wheel well in the winter when it gets cold out and it wants to get warm from proximity to the engine.

    OOOH OOOH OOOH OOOH

    “This is messed up.  Let’s just get the dog and go.”  Warty said.

    _____

    We celebrated later at a hotel and discovered they had Alesmith Speedway Stout on hand.  It was a fantastic imperial stout that rounded out our evenings with intense notes of chocolate and coffee.   I gave it a solid 4.5 pinkies out of 5.  I then considered something doesn’t add up, as a hotel probably wouldn’t have this sort of thing on hand.

    “It’s only a plot hole if you don’t acknowledge the existence of the plot hole.”  Sugarfree said.

    “I told you to stop doing that.”

     

     

  • Pinky out! The Fancy Beer Challenge – Part 1

    So…Last time, we suffered through the Bum Beer Challenge – seen here and here (Personally, I think mexican sharpshooter got the worst of it…even if his writing was much better than mine). This time the challenge was in the opposite direction. We wanted to find something so fancy that even a libertarian would sprain their pinky, holding it out as they sampled it. Their monocle would fog up and their top hat would deflate, it would be that highbrow.

    This did get me to wondering about the pinky out thing…is that really fancy, or just some made up bit that managed to worm its way into common belief?

    Still funny.

    This source says:

    People often think proper tea drinking means sticking your pinky out. That’s actually rude and connotes elitism. It comes from the fact that cultured people would eat their tea goodies with three fingers and commoners would hold the treats with all five fingers. Thus was born the misguided belief that one should raise their pinky finger to show they were cultured. Tuck that pinky finger in.

    That’s actually rude and connotes elitism” AWW YEAH! PERFECT! We are spot on here.

    So, anyhoo, here is my entry into the Snob-off o’ beer.

     

    3 Sheeps Brewing Company hails from the noted center of culture that is Sheboygan, Wisconsin. But don’t let that fool you…they make classy beer. The best. Bigly good beer. I chose their fanciest:

    Awwww, yeah!

    SMALL BATCH: CUVEE BLEND


    We make a lot of beer. Some of it experimental, some of it pushes the boundaries of brewing, some of it puts unique twists on traditional styles — but it’s all a part of who we are. Once a year we step back, take a look at the work we’ve done, and create a special beer that draws from the best of the past 12 months. We call it Cuvee Blend. It’s a nod to the French winemaking tradition, a blend of aged beers from specially selected barrels, each chosen for their unique wood characteristics and blended in endless combinations until our palates are happy. Once we’re sure it’s perfect, the blend goes into another barrel to undergo secondary fermentation. The process is time consuming and meticulous, but we end up with something really special, something that’s more than just the sum of its parts.

    Yeah, sounds fancy to me. So what is the blend for 2018?

    19% imp stout aged in 2nd use rye whiskey barrels. 50% imp stout with toasted coconut aged in 2nd use bourbon barrels. 25% imp black wheat with coffee aged in 2nd use bourbon barrels. 6% belgian-style quad aged in 2nd use bourbon barrels.

    Now that is fancy!

    A snobby description can be found here.

    Mine own impression was that each aspect of it came forth, caressed your taste buds and bowed out for the next. The bourbon hovered in the background shepherding all this along. The coconut was quite subtle, the coffee not overpowering – it simply introduced itself, gave you a bit flavor and yielded to the rye. The rye was courtly in manner, taking your taste buds, bowing over them and stepping back to let the hint of Belgian quad finish off with a whisper.

    In lay terms…Jeebus, this was a fookin’ great beer. All sorts of good flavors, packs a good ABV too. Would swill again!

    But in all seriousness, it was one of the best beers I have had in my 52 years on this Earth.

    5 out of 5 pinkies out.

     

    Next up, Part 2, wherein mexican sharpshooter gets his fancy on.