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  • The Hyperbole’s Homebuilding Hurly-burly Part Addendum.

    My hotel bathroom last weekend. You be you West Virginia.
    I may have to rethink my stance on vigorously enforced building codes.
  • Thursday Afternoon Dry Links

    Yesterday, I descended from my office to find a very large puddle of water in my living room. I have a split level, so the living room windows are about six inches above ground, but the source was pretty surely one of the windows. I had a previous incident where I found water under a towel I had put down for my mother-in-law’s dog while it was raining sideways a couple weeks ago. I blamed the dog. I went out and bought some sealer and sealed the edges of the windows inside and out. So far, so good. It is raining sideways today, but the living room is dry. Also, the youngest is home sick because his school decided to take his temperature yesterday despite no apparent sign of illness. School rule is that if the temp is over 100.5F, you have to stay out the next day, too. Although they didn’t actually send him home yesterday, so I can only ponder when they took his temperature and why. Anyhow, taking a three year old to Home Depot turned into a lot of fun. He was fascinated by the Halloween decorations displays. I explained to him that Halloween was fun, because people like the feeling of being scared when they know they are actually safe. He said, “I not scawed.” But he was holding my hand pretty darn tight. We also had a fun discussion about whether the fog-breathing dragon liked tacos or not (reference here for those of you who don’t have a kid under 10). Its a pretty good life when you can blow off a morning at work because your kid is sick. Now I got to get out some links and squeeze 3 hours of productivity into 3 hours instead of my normal 8.

    I hope no Glibs are thinking for running for office, because if this facebook group is racist, lord only knows what they’ll say about us.

    The group’s members have shared racist, misogynist, and offensive posts, including posts slamming Parkland shooting survivors and disparaging Black Lives Matter activists, comparingboth toHitler. Members have made statements against NFL players who kneel during the anthem in protest of police brutality, calling them “overpaid ball chasers” who “kneel like ISIS.” Users have also posted bigoted statements against Muslims, referring to Islam as a religion of “pedophilia, sex slavery, rape gangs, and honor killings.”

    In other words, a day that ends in “y” around here. (I don’t think y’all are racist or misogynist, but many comments would be interpreted as such)

    Dear Floridaman, do not bring a mobile phone to a gun fight. Crazy ass stalker acts crazy and gets shot. All the other rookie cops are gonna be jealous that this guy got his first “good shoot” before he even swore in.

    I think Robert Heinlein covered an emergency procedure for just this sort of space incident. The real astronauts will probably not be so cheeky.

    Mr. Lizard, one of your people forgot to put on his skinsuit before going out in the backyard yesterday.

    And since I’ve been so Florida-heavy, I’ll tie it all up with one from Florida’s original Lizard King.

     

  • The Steps – Reloading, Part 5

    Read the series

     

    This article is for informational purposes only. Suthenboy is not a credentialed expert. Do not attempt any of these activities without first consulting an expert or a manual published by accredited experts or manufacturers.

     

    Get ready to start loading!

    Sizing

    In a standard die set the first die is the sizing die. When firing a brass case expands and seals off the gun’s chamber like a gasket. It bounces back after the pressure drops but not all the way back to original size so the first thing to be done is to size it back to specifications. With a straight wall case carbide die this is fairly simple. Screw the die into the press until it touches the shell holder with the press in the up position then back it off about half of a turn. Make sure the pin of the center punch extends past the opening of the die but the stem of the punch does not. Place the case in the shell holder and pull the press handle a full stroke. If you meet solid resistance before the stroke is complete stop and back the die off a little bit. The die will size the case to specs and the center punch in the die will decap (remove the spent primer) the case. Run all of your cases through the die.

    With shouldered cases you must first lightly lubricate them. I use a lubed Q-tip to swab the inside of the case neck. I put a drop or so in the palm of my hand then line 6 to 8 cases in the palm of one hand. I put my hands together and rub them back and forth in a hand-warming style motion until the lube is evenly distributed on all of the cases. This method goes pretty fast. Make sure the lube is light or the excess lube will create a ripple like surface on the brass, ruining it. A trace amount is all that is needed.

    Some rifle die sets will have two sizing dies, one for sizing the neck and the other for sizing the body, making sizing a two-step process. I prefer the one step dies but I am not a benchrest shooter.

    After sizing the cases must be cleaned. As I mentioned the brass case expands during firing and becomes a brass gasket to seal off the chamber. To do this it must expand and grip the walls of the chamber. If there is lube on the case you would have the same effect as if you oiled your brakes. The bolt of the gun cannot hold the pressure. It is not designed to. It is the brass case gripping the walls of the chamber that holds the pressure. If the brass ruptures or cannot grip you may find tens of thousands of pounds of pressure escaping in your direction. This can ruin your day. Clean your cases well.

    Priming

    Various formulations (lead styphnate, antimony sulfide, barium nitrate plus secret ingredients depending on the manufacturer) are used for priming material but the first thing to know about all of them is that they are extremely sensitive to decomposition. The primary explosive in primers must be sensitive enough to ignite upon being struck by the gun’s firing pin. This means these formulations are much less stable than the secondary incindiary material – the gunpowder. You should never touch primers with your fingers. Even trace amounts of oils, water or salt from your fingers can cause the priming material to become inert. Touch a primer and you end up with a dud round or worse, delayed ignition. I keep tweezers on hand at all times to manipulate loose primers. Also, that instability means you should never subject primers to shock or heat. If you have one go off you will be surprised how much bang one of those tiny caps have.

    *Priming material is a very powerful explosive. Historically primers were assembled in small, one person sheds surrounded by sandbags. Only women were hired to do this tedious job because women can sit comfortably and focus for long periods of time much easier than narrow hipped men can. Thankfully today they are manufactured in unmanned facilities by remote control.

    Make certain that you have the proper primer for your load. Small differences in primer operation make big differences in how the gunpowder burns. Never use magnum primers for standard loads. There are:

    Small pistol
    Small pistol magnum
    Large pistol
    Large pistol magnum
    Small rifle
    Small rifle magnum
    Large rifle
    Large rifle magnum
    Various specialized formulations such as military primers

    Again, always make sure your primer matches the load you are making.

    Priming tools, either hand squeezed or lever operated, use a small plunger to press the primer into the case’s primer pocket. In both cases very little practice is needed to get the feel of properly seating a primer. I used to sit in front of the television with 500 or 1000 batches of brass and do the operation almost entirely by feel while watching TV. Make sure the mouth of the case is facing away from you, other people, pets and especially from your store of other primers or gunpowder. Press the primer in and then after each one run your finger over the primer to make sure it is properly seated. It should feel just slightly below the base of the case. If it is not in far enough it will cause revolver’s cylinders to jam as the primer will rub against the frame and in rare cases could be set off in semi-autos by being struck by the slide upon feeding. You don’t want to have one go off before it is fully chambered. Make sure they are fully seated.

    Another safety tip: If you try to fire a round and you only get a click DO NOT IMMEDIATELY OPEN THE GUN AND REMOVE THE DUD ROUND. Keep the gun pointed in a safe direction and wait for half a minute or so. It is possible to have a hang fire, that is delayed ignition. Don’t be this guy:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za2ezCNvBeU

    Trimming and Flaring

    Cases can stretch with repeated use but with pistol cases I have never found them to stretch excessively. They work harden before that happens. With longer rifle cases the stretching can be greater and affect accuracy. Use your micrometer to check for stretching and either discard or trim cases back to specifications. I have never felt a great need to do this except for some rifle cases. Case trimmers are relatively cheap and easy to use but you can get by without one.

    It is worth the investment to buy a universal flaring die but most die sets have a flaring function. You want to flare the case the least amount possible as it will work harden the mouth of the case and after a few uses the mouth can split upon firing.

    Put a case in the shell holder and pull your press handle all the way down with no die in it. Now screw the die in and keep screwing until you feel very slight resistance. Turn the die in ¼ to ½ more turn but not so much that it starts moving the press handle. Take the case out and try to put a bullet in the mouth of the case with your fingers. If the base of the bullet clears the mouth of the case you are good. Lock the die in place with the lock ring and run all of your cases through that die. If not then screw the die in ¼ turns and put the case back in the die. Continue doing this until the base of the bullet fits into the mouth without catching on the edge of it. This allows you to seat bullets without crushing the edges of the case mouth.

    Charging the cases

    Obviously charging the case with gunpowder is the most critical step in the process. Great care must be taken.

    I am going to hit the high points here and I will write an article later on just gunpowder. It is a subject with a lot of information and I don’t want anyone lapsing into a coma while trying to slog through it.

    Gunpowder does not explode. It burns. Under confinement it burns rapidly. If you pour a little powder out on a safe surface and ignite it will make a sputtering flame for a few seconds. Under pressure or in confinement it burns much more rapidly. Ideally we want the powder to finish burning just as the bullet leaves the muzzle. We don’t want it to finish burning before the bullet leaves the muzzle because that means pressure is dropping and the bullet slowing before it leaves the gun. If it doesn’t finish burning until after the bullet leaves we end up with a lot of muzzle flash and wasted powder.

    Powders come in three types: ball, tube and flake. The powder burns on the surface so by changing the surface area/volume the rate of burn can be controlled. Obviously the ball powders are the slowest burners as a sphere has the lowest surface area/volume possible. Their burning rate is adjusted by changing the sizes of the spheres. Next are the tube powders. These grains are tiny tubes and these offer the greatest variability. They have different outside diameters, inside diameters and lengths. The fastest powders, used in shotguns and pistols, are the flake powders. These are tiny little sheets that have the greatest surface area/volume.

    Each of these offers different advantages. Ball powders can be measured very accurately because there is little variability in the number of balls that can fit in your measure. Tube powders measure reasonably well but as I have mentioned before the mechanics of your powder dispenser may chop some of the tubes changing the burning rate of some of the grains. This variability is small enough that the normal shooter wont notice but long range bench rest shooters generally use methods of measure that don’t damage the grains such as powder tricklers that measure powder by weight instead of volume. Flake powders are the most difficult to measure accurately but since they are used in pistol and shotgun (short range) this doesn’t present much of a problem.

    If you are measuring powder with a dipper… pour about a half of a pound of powder into a glass bowl that does not have corners inside. When scooping the powder with the dipper you want to start at one side of the bowl and make a sweeping motion from one side of the bowl along the inside surface all the way to the other side keeping contact with the bowl the whole time. Try to scoop using the same motion and speed each time. Set your scale for the desired amount of powder and then measure about five consecutive scoops and see how consistent the amounts are and how close they are to your desired amount. If a scoop comes up heaping with powder put it back in the bowl. Don’t try to adjust a scoop by leveling powder off of the top or adding to it. Consistent motion equals consistent measure. If you let the amount of the powder in the bowl get too low it will start scooping differently so keep the amount of powder in the bowl consistent.

    With powder dispensers put about half of a pound of powder in the hopper. Set the can of powder with the lid on it near the powder dispenser. Make sure it is the only can of powder on the table. Do not move that can until you are finished dispensing and you have poured the hopper back into the can.

    I say again: SET THE CAN OF POWDER NEAR THE DISPENSER, MAKE SURE IT IS THE ONLY CAN ON THE TABLE AND DO NOT PUT THAT CAN AWAY UNTIL ALL OF THE EXTRA POWDER IS BACK IN THE CAN. This way if you take a break or leave powder in the hopper for next time you will always know exactly what powder is in the hopper. If you fail to do this never try to remember or guess which powder is in the hopper. You will have to dispose of it. I know someone who did this. He guessed it was Unique powder, it turned out to be Bullseye, a much faster powder. He blew his gun up and escaped injury by the skin of his teeth.

    Set your scale for the desired amount. Set your dispenser over the amount you are aiming for. Dispense one charge and weight it. Adjust your dispenser down and weight again. Keep doing this until you hit the target load. Firmly set the charger adjustment with the lock ring or set screw. Now dispense about five charges and weigh each one. If it consistently hits within one to two tenths of a grain of the target load you are ready to go.

    Charge each case and set them in the loading block as you go.

    When you are finished all of the cases in the loading block will be standing close together and upright. As with the dipper method try to keep your hopper filled consistently. Don’t run it dry or near the end it will measure differently.

    STAND UP AND LOOK DIRECTLY DOWN INTO THE MOUTHS OF ALL OF THE CASES. USE A FLASHLIGHT AND SHINE IT DOWN SO THAT YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE ALL OF THE POWDER IN THE CASES. If one of the cases didn’t charge, got double charged or has more than the slightest variation in charge it will jump right out at you. You will see it easily. Pour that charge back into the hopper and recharge it.

    Now randomly choose three to five charges from one end of the loading block to the other and weigh them. Pour the weighed charges back into the hopper and recharge the cases. Check again with the flashlight.

    You are now ready to start seating bullets.

    *A revolver round that does not get charged is very dangerous. The power of the primer is enough to push the bullet partway down the barrel. If you are firing rapidly it is possible that you may fire another round while that bullet is lodged in the barrel. This will result in a catastrophic failure of your gun and likely serious injury or death for you. In a semi-auto of course the gun wont feed and you will know something is seriously wrong.

    Use the flashlight method when charging. Make safety your religion.

    Seating Bullets

    While your cases are still in the loading block use your fingers to press a bullet base down firmly and as straight as you can into each case. Because the cases are flared this should be an easy and quick operation. The bullets should stick enough that they don’t wobble around and fall out when you handle the cases. Be careful not to jostle things around or powder could splash from one case to another – firm flat surface and press straight down. Any jostling or spilled powder and you must dump them all out and start the charging process over.

    The seating die will both seat the bullet and crimp the case around it. Adjusting both of its functions can be a difficult puzzle so I will give you the key.

    1. Put one of the cases with a bullet in the mouth into the press with no die and pull the handle all the way down.
    2. On the top of the die unscrew the seating adjustment most of the way out.
    3. Screw the die in the press until it goes down most of the way over the case but you still feel no resistance.
    4. On the top of the die screw the seating adjustment down until you feel it contact the bullet.
    5. Pull the press handle up a bit and then screw the seating adjustment down 4 or 5 turns.
    6. Pull the press handle down all the way. You will feel it begin to press the bullet into the case.
    7. Raise the press handle again and see how far you pressed the bullet in.
    8. Repeat this process several times and use your micrometer if you need to to measure the loaded round until it is at proper seating depth. If your bullet has a cannelure or a crimp groove this is easy to do by eye. The bullet should be seated to the proper depth but you can still see the case mouth flared around the bullet.
    9. Unscrew the seating adjustment most of the way out then pull the press handle all the way down.
    10. Screw the die down until you feel resistance. That resistance is the crimping ring inside the die contacting the case.
    11. Move the press handle up a bit and screw the die in ¼ to ½ turn and then press the case back into it. Then examine the case. Continue this until you observer a firm crimp around the bullet but not enough to crush it.
    12. You are now at proper crimping depth but the seating adjustment is not contacting the bullet. Lock the die in place using it’s lock ring.
    13. With the cartridge still in the die screw the seating adjustment down until you feel it contact the bullet. Make sure it is screwed down firmly and then using it’s lock ring lock it in place.

    Your die is now properly adjusted and you can go to town. Run all of the cases through the die examining each as it comes out. Congratulations! you have just loaded a batch of safe, reliable ammunition at a small fraction of the cost of off of the shelf centerfire ammunition.

    *Gunpowder burn rate is strongly affected by amount of confinement. If you seat the bullets too deeply it will cause the powder to burn more quickly, raising pressure. Get yourself one of these: https://www.midwayusa.com/product/685703/rcbs-powr-pull-impact-bullet-puller-kit

    Occasionally while adjusting your seating die you may over-seat one and need to remove it. That little gem will take it back out for you without damaging the bullet.

    *When you are loading if you become tired, stop. You must be attentive and focused throughout the process. Don’t push it. This is not an emergency and the stuff wont run away. It will be there when you are rested and ready to load again.

    Next up: components

    If you are still awake, jump into the comments.

    Bonus: Hatcher’s Notebook is hands down the best technical book on ballistics ever written. It is in the public domain and you can download it as a free .pdf from Glibs, or acquire it in other formats here.

  • Thursday Morning Links

    I’m rich, bitch!

    A Cleveland Brown can’t even win with insider information. Courtney Smith has been lying about police reports (and Brett McMurphy should have done some research). Liverpool are sent to Pot #3. Aaron Rogers gets paiiiiiid. College football is just two days away. Andy Murray is bounced. And Venus will face Serena in the third round at the US Open (go Venus!!!).

    And on the diamonds, your winners yesterday were: Arizona, Pittsburgh, Los Angeles, Tampa Bay, Milwaukee. The MINNESOOOOODA TWIIIIIINS, Philthadelphia, Chicago (AL), Baltimore, Boston, San Diego, New York (NL), Kansas City, Chicago (NL) and the world champion Houston Astros won with Tyler White’s walk-off homerun to win the important series with Oakland and get a little bit of breathing room.

    The greatest hitter of all time.

    Let’s see who was born on August 30th, shall we? They include: author Mary Shelley, father of nuclear physics Ernest Rutherford, politician Huey Long, co-designer of ENIAC John Mauchley, the greatest hitter of all time (and better pilot than a recently-deceased Senator) Ted Williams, boxing trainer-extraordinaire Angelo Dundee, rent-seeker Warren Buffett, Fritz The Cat cartoonist Robert Crumb, terrorist leader Hassan Nasrallah, the attractive yet stupid Cameron Diaz, singer Aaron Barrett, and slap-head Michael Chiklis.

    Its also the day William Penn left England, Handel completed “Jepthra”, Melbourne Australia was founded, so was the great city of Houston Texas, Jack Dempsey wins his first title with boxing gloves, Ty Cobb made his major league debut, the siege of Leningrad started, McArthur landed in Japan, Casey Stengel retired from baseball, Jimmy Carter was attacked by a rabbit on a canoe, Yassar Arafat left Beirut (for the millions he had hidden in France probably), and Ken Griffey Sr and Ken Griffey Jr were the first father-son combo to play a MLB game together.

    And now on to…the links!

    Police officer who murdered teen given 15 years in Texas. I would have preferred a longer sentence, but the convictions alone are progress.

    Thanks, John. You’re a true friend and honorab…oh, nevermind.

    John McCain proves that one can be as petty in death as he was in life. Or: his family are a bunch of assholes.  Take your pick.

    There’s nothing suspicious about a case at all when prosecutors conveniently forget to do their job…shortly after the entire place where physical evidence was located happened to be razed by government officials and the other defendants were released on bail reserved for traffic offenses.  Yes, nothing suspicious at all.

    I sure hope a decent country or a president with some courage to face down criticism (hello, Donald Trump are you listening?) doesn’t let this happen. Because it would be a travesty if the good work he’s done would go away in order for the deep state(s) to further imbed themselves.

    Not if the outrage mob have their way.

    The leftist outrage mob goes after In-N-Out. Come on, people. Their real crime is those French fries, not their political donations.  Also, this is why anonymous political donations need to be made legal. Companies should not have to disclose who they make donations to other than to confirm them on their tax forms at the end of the year (which Dem operatives in the IRS will leak anyway, but at least then it would be a crime).

    Well, I guess I can laugh at Chicago about this. Especially since I’m not one of the taxpayers being screwed to pay for both parts of the story. Ah, fuck it. Even if I was being forced to pay for it, I’d still laugh.

    And the (in my opinion) greatest golfer of all time comes out in support of the third greatest golfer of all time. And now he can be pilloried on ESPN and the other SJW-led media outlets and his courses can be boycotted by people who never play golf anyway.

    Damn, I could use one of these today. But I’ll wait until Saturday since that’s when football starts.

    Have a great day, friends. The week’s almost over.

     

  • Are you registered?

    With the primary season ongoing, I’ve noticed comments here and elsewhere about party affiliation and voter registration. It got me wondering: how many of the Glibertariat are registered with any party at all?


    [yop_poll id=”1″]



    Discuss!

  • Wednesday Afternoon Links of Meeting Hell

    Hi guys, did you know that I have six hours of meetings today? Six. Hours. And somehow, somehow, I am also supposed to do a full day’s work in the other hours of the day. Also, I had the standard tech demo experience where I practiced everything 3 times and then it went to shit during the demo. Why is that? How does that work? Next time, I’m going to just do screen shots of my demo tests and present those. Put some little “screen loading” animations over them. God I hate that. Hate it. The worst part is the shit works! Unless I have been messing with the same thing over and over again.

    Another reason I don’t wear ties anymore

    Florida GOP Gubernatorial candidate starts off general election campaign on a high note. Oh Lawd, I’m gonna be looking back on Charlie Crist and Skeletor as good times in Florida.

    Tulip shares this article about how a Florida Man with a will (probably) didn’t let being a quadruple amputee stop him from shooting — his parents. “A prosthetics expert told the Orlando Sentinel you don’t need a hand to shoot both your parents—just the will—as most guns can apparently be fired by the handless, “without special devices.”‘

    Limeys and Frogs having a good old fashioned fishermen’s war. I look forward to privateering charters.

    Prof bans laptops from classroom, grades AND student satisfaction goes up. I’m sure there are some people who can take notes on laptops, but I have found after almost 2 decades of trying to take notes by typing while paying attention in meetings that I have a harder time focusing. It shouldn’t work that way, but somehow it does.

    Apparently, the Irish are very in tune with their goats’ emotions. No word yet on the best way to keep them from running when they see the velcro gloves.

     

    Here’s a nice pickin’ song about privateering. And for something

  • The Hat and The Hair: Episode 94

    Donald Trump Is Not Attending John McCain’s Washington D.C. Funeral

     

    “Why can’t I go to the funeral?” Donald whined. He was sitting on the Presidential Shitter and watching Fox and Friends.

    “John didn’t want you at the funeral,” the hair said.

    “Why not?” Donald said again, the whine settling into his voice like a badly-tuned radio station.

    “He didn’t like you,” the hair said patiently. He had explained this already, multiple times over the last few days.

    “You beat Hillary and he didn’t,” the hat said, perched on the Presidential Shitter Paper Dispenser. He tore off another square of the luxurious bum wipe and chewed it.

    “Hillary,” Donald said scornfully. “I used to be friends with her. She used to be so nice. Bill and I…”

    “Oh, God, no…” the hair began.

    “Please, Donald, please, just, no,” the hat began.

    “Spit roast her,” Donald continued blithely. “She was a hell of a piece of ass. And Bill was just so much fun.”

    “Next, on Fox and Friends,” the TV chirped, “Has CNN infected the nation’s strategic reserve of frozen yogurt? Yes! Yes, it has! Steve Ducey reports.”

    “Donald, stop. Just stop,” the hat moaned.

    “She let me piss in her…” Donald said wistfully. “Most hookers charge you extra for that.”

    “DONALD!” the hair screamed in agony.

    Donald smiled to himself and watched the commercials run on the TV. “Gold coin?” he asked. “I’m on a gold coin?”

    “Yes. There are a bunch of companies selling coins with you on them,” the hair said.

    “I want one! I want one! I’m on a coin!” Donald said excitedly, squirming on the Presidential Shitter.

    The hat carefully spat a wad of chewed toilet paper at the hair and missed. He pulled off another square and began to chew it grimly.

    “How much is it worth?” Donald asked.

    “It’s not real money, Donald,” the hat said around his wad of paper.

    “Not real money?” Donald asked. “It’s a coin! Coins are money!”

    “It’s a commemorative coin,” the hair said tiredly.

    “I could use it to buy McDonald’s on the way to the funeral!” Donald said.

    “Commemorative coin,” the hat said. “Like a plaque or a memorial.”

    “One Donald’s worth of McNuggets, please,” Donald said proudly, miming going through the drive-thru.

    “It’s not real money,” the hair tried again.

    “I said ‘ONE DONALD’S WORTH OF MCNUGGETS!’” Donald yelled. “These damn speakers never work.”

    The hat spat another wad of toilet paper at the hair. It hit Donald in the shoulder and fell to the floor.

    “Stop doing that,” the hair said tiredly.

    “This toilet paper tastes like shit,” the hat replied.

    “Yes, you can get a coin. No, it isn’t real money. No, you aren’t going to the funeral,” the hair said.

    “Barry and George are going,” Donald said sullenly.

    “Make sure to join us later in the week,” the TV said breathlessly, “For the Fox News Special, John McCain: Funeral for a Traitor.

    “Barry and George were invited to speak,” the hair said. He glared at the hat as it tore off another square of toilet paper and began to chew it.

    “Barry and George and Bill and George get to do everything,” Donald pouted. “I bet even Jimmy goes.”

    “Mike is going, too,” the hair said.

    “Mikey? Mikey gets to go?” Donald whined.

    “Ghost Goes To Funeral,” the hat intoned spectrally. The half-chewed toiler paper fell out of his bill and dropped to the floor. He began to laugh so hard he followed it down.

    “Is Mike Pence really a g-g-g-ghost?” Donald asked the hair in a frightened whisper.

    “Yes, Donald,” the hair said seriously. “He really is.”

  • Wednesday Morning Links

    Its too hot for some people at the US Open, Tom Herman likes strip clubs, Urban Meyer wasn’t lying at the press conference and a couple ESPN sportscasters question Tiger Woods’ blackness because he doesn’t hate Donald Trump. And your baseball winners were: Boston, Baltimore, New York (AL), Washington, Cleveland, Cincinnati, Atlanta, Los Angeles, Chicago (NL), Oakland, Kansas City, St Louis, Colorado, Sad Diego and San Francisco. That’s the sports world in a nutshell.

    Locke

    I ran through that because I wanted to get to John Locke’s birthday. He is remembered on this date with: inventor Charles Kettering, beautiful actress Ingrid Bergman, jazzman Charlie “Bird” Parker, movie man Richard Attenborough, BBC chairman Marmaduke Hussey (he’s meaningless to me, but that name…damn!), POW pilot John McCain, actor Elliot Gould, shooting victim James Brady, rockers Sterling Morrison, Richard Halligan and Chris Copping, pederast Michael Jackson, actress Rebecca DeMornay, rocker Greg Steele, and Airbnb CEO Brian Chesky.

    Its also the day Charles I signed a peace treaty with the Scots, Shay’s Rebellion took place, there motorcycle was patented in Germany, the Goodyear Tire Company was founded, the Graf Zeppelin completed an around-the-world flight, the USSR performed its first nuclear test, Speedy Gonzales made his screen debut, so did “Mary Poppins”, the Beatles did their last public concert, Don Baylor is hit by a pitch for a record 190th time, Saddam says the US can’t defeat Iraq, and Lance Armstrong was stripped of 7 Tour de France titles.

    I hope you got that, because its time for…the links!

    The crisis gets politicized by the New York Times

    The New York Times notes how the conservatives in the Catholic Church are exploiting the child sexual abuse scandal for their own purposes.  Exploiting. Child sex abuse. To hurt Francis. That’s the NY Times’s take on it. That conservatives are exploiting a legitimate sex abuse scandal in order to hurt the liberal/socialist Pope. I’m not sure I could find something more retarded if I tried.

    But wait, I’m gonna try! And this comes close. That dick in California who notoriously pulled a dine-and-dash on a few dates is potentially facing 13 years in prison. For running out on a few dates to the tune of $950 total.  You can literally shit in the street or shoot smack into your arm on a sidewalk. You can form an antics masked mob and toss trash cans through the windows of public buildings in order to shut down speech and you won’t even get so much as a “stop, don’t do that” from the cops. But leg it on a few dates and you can face 13 years in the slammer on the taxpayer’s dime.  What. The. Ever-loving. Fuck?

    Trump demands that the FBI look into the Chinese hacking of Hillary Clinton’s private server (where she kept 31,000 work emails and didn’t disclose it until she was forced to and then later deleted emails after the server had been subpoena). Between that, Feinstein employing a spy for a driver for over a decade and the Awan brothers, they might not have any credibility left to salvage even if they do start looking into the hacking or Clinton’s gross negligence extreme carelessness.

    The Florida Democratic primary for the governor’s race was a shocker, but the rest of the election night went according to plan. Let’s see how a “free shit!” democrat plays in a state based on tourist dollars coming in. And let’s hope we’ve finally seen the last of that piece of shit Joe Arpaio.

    Dirty Myrtle wasn’t meant to have language police.

    Aw, now at the fuck is this fucking shit?

    A person would violate Ordinance 14-61 (b) 1 if he/she uses a language likely to provoke a violent reaction from another person. The ordinance lists several examples of the types of words which are unlawful. The penalty for conviction could include a fine and/or jail time. We encourage everyone to avoid violating this ordinance by speaking to others with the same respect and kindness he or she deserves.

    But what if they deserve to be called an asshole?

    That’s some pretty good police work there, Lou. In their defense, they are pretty busy helping to clear the city streets of excrement so the bums will have a place to lie down and shoot smack.

    Yeah, don’t give it to the people who got ripped off. Take the money and piss it away on stupid boondoggles. Because who deserves the settlement money more: those who bought cars under false pretenses or the fucking government?

    Child of Cuban refugees stands firm when questioned about an “insensitive” social media post featuring Hitler. Good for him.  Also, he’s correct.

    Just in case you were planning on moving to a Bordertown, these are the ones the FBI says are the safest and most dangerous. Surprising nobody, El Paso tops the list for Texas.

    Here you go. Make sense of it if you can.

    Now go out there and have a great day.

  • ?Pour Some Coffee On Me!

     

    Hmm, sounds painful.  Friends, as promised a review of the pour over method and the quick guide extraordinaire, Pro/Con list.

    Chemex is one of the better known brands for pour overs but I went with LePrem mostly because I clicked the wrong button when shopping on Amazon.  LePrem sounds more pretentious, Chemex more nerdy, so that may be the deciding factor for you.  I’m getting ahead of myself.

    What is a pour over coffee, you may ask.  Pour over is exactly what it sounds like. You place ground coffee in a filter on top of an hour glass shaped device and pour hot water over the grounds and fresh coffee is collected in the bottom chamber.  The filter is removed and you pour the hot fresh coffee into your cup.  You can also purchase a single serving brewer which replaces the hour glass vessel for a filter that sits on top of your mug.

    Water temperature is the same as always, 175℉, grind should be medium, which is standard for drip coffee makers.  I recommend pre-wetting the filter with hot water, then tossing the used water.  This will reduce the influence of the filter on the final product.  The real adjustable variable is how quickly you pour the water over the grounds.  Some people wet the grounds and wait for the “bloom,” which is just the coffee expanding as it releases carbon dioxide.  Water is poured in separated phase until you reach your desired volume or pour the total volume in one go if you’re making a small batch.  Always pour in a spiral so as to wet the grounds evenly.  That is pretty much it.

    You can’t make espresso with this method and adjusting grinds doesn’t seem to change the end product much.  The carafes themselves are aesthetically pleasing and are appropriate to leave out in your coffee space.  Pour overs range from single serving sizes up to 1L.  If you sometimes entertain or have a family of coffee drinkers, I strongly recommend the larger size if you have the storage space, because you aren’t required to make the maximum amount each time.

    Filters are required for this device, but reusable metal filters are available, which I’m sure will produce a slightly less “clean” cup.  The paper filters took a youtube video to figure out as the box instructions read like an origami project, but once you watch a video it is simple.

    So how do I like the LePrem?  The product is well made and attractive.  Cleaning it can be difficult depending on what size you buy.  The smaller sizes are difficult to get a hand in the collection chamber.  The used filters lift straight out, but tend to drip, so I take the entire brewer to the trash to toss the wet grounds.  A nice feature is a glass stopper to help keep the coffee warm until ready for use.  Perpetration time depend on how much coffee you are making and how slow you want to pour.  Appropriately sized devices will serve a family well and single size take up less room in a studio apartment.

    Now, the really important question, does it make a good cup of coffee?  Yes, you can get a great cup of coffee out of the LePrem, but I wouldn’t say it is a superior extraction method to the French Press or AeroPress.  Of the devices I’ve used so far, this one is my least favorite.  It doesn’t make coffee as fast as the AeroPress and it doesn’t provide the subtle flavors of the French press.  It lacks the ability to make espresso (AeroPress) or cold brew (Fresh Press) and for those reasons, I can’t recommend the pour over as your sole coffee brewing method. However, if you are a hobbyist like myself, it is an attractive addition to the brewing collection.


    How to Use

    Step 1. Place filter (thick layer over spout).


    Step 2. Wet filter with hot water, discard water.



    Step 3. Place medium ground coffee in filter.


    Step 4. Pour hot water over grounds in a spiral pattern


    Step 5. Remove filter


    Step 6. Pour coffee into mug & enjoy.


    Pro

    • Cost – Small off brand brewers are as cheap as $7.  The 6 cup LePrem was $37.97
    • Ease of use – really simple and fairly quick
    • Cup – if you use paper filters you get a really clean cup
    • Aesthetics – I think they look pretty cool
    • Volume –  if you buy an appropriate size you can do without a tradition drip maker

    Con

    • Consumables – the paper filters aren’t cheap. $14 for 100
    • flexibility – just makes coffee.
    • Cost – can be spend. $108.07 for 13 cup Chemex
    • metal filter – save money, muddy cup
  • ¡Otra Vez, El Martes Enlaces por la tarde!

    Brett requested the afternoon off. So I have the links and I must say, CNN’s Spanish site is ridiculously buggy. You know when you go to your local paper’s site and that annoying pop-up begging asking you to support “Journalism”? It’s that for every freaking link.

    Still not Mexican.

    Before I begin, I am nauseated by Ted Cruz as much as the next guy, but this… Beto O’Rourke arrested in 1990s for burglary and DWI It’s only funny because that whole, “I don’t think this is going to go over well with voters…in Texas,” thing keeps coming up with this guy.

    This NAFTA deal has likely been discussed elsewhere but here’s the Spanish version.

    Luego de trece meses de conversaciones, Estados Unidos y México sentaron las bases para un acuerdo bilateral de libre comercio. El pacto entre estos dos países resuelve un obstáculo clave para reanudar las negociaciones con Canadá en el marco del Tratado de Libre Comercio de América del Norte. Los presidentes Donald Trump y Enrique Peña Nieto elogiaron los términos del acuerdo, que durará 16 años y se revisará dentro de seis. Ione Molinares tiene las reacciones desde la capital estadounidense

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    After thirteen months of talks, the United States and Mexico laid the groundwork for a bilateral free trade agreement. The pact between these two countries resolves a key obstacle to resuming negotiations with Canada under the North American Free Trade Agreement. Presidents Donald Trump and Enrique Peña Nieto praised the terms of the agreement, which will last 16 years and be reviewed within six. Ione Molinares has the reactions from the American capital.

    Maybe Trudeau will come around after being insulted by both the US and Mexico? In other news, a 10 foot long squid found washed ashore in Oreogone. No word on the whereabouts of SEA SMITH.

    I will point out this is in *Shudders* Argentina and most of us are old enough to remember the rolling blackouts thing. But this puts that into a new perspective.

    Con estas palabras, el secretario de Modernización municipal, Marcelo Cossar se sumó a los cruces derivados de un informe que hizo la Policía sobre zonas oscuras en la ciudad, al que bautizó “bocas de lobo”.

    “Un foco prendido o un foco apagado no tiene nada que ver con que Córdoba tenga el 25 por ciento de las cocinas de cocaína que hay en el país”, disparó, además, Cossar.

    “Somos concientes de que en algunos sectores de la ciudad tenemos un problema de alumbrado y todos los días trabajamos para solucionarlo, pero acá te afanan y te matan a plena luz del día, en cualquier barrio de la ciudad”, cuestionó el funcionario, muy cercano al intendente Ramón Mestre.

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    [T]he secretary of municipal modernization, Marcelo Cossar joined the crossings derived from a report made by the police about dark areas in the city, which he named “bocas de lobo”.

    “A spotlight on or off light does not have anything to do with Córdoba having 25 percent of the cocaine kitchens in the country,” Cossar also fired.

    “We are aware that in some sectors of the city we have a lighting problem and every day we work to solve it, but here they work hard and kill you in broad daylight, in any neighborhood of the city,” the official questioned. close to the mayor Ramón Mestre

    That’ll work wonders for tourism….

    Last but not least, it is primary day here in Arizona. Hopefully, this Arpaio guy doesn’t win, goes back to his hole and stays there….

    En esta contienda, el exalguacil del condado Maricopa, Joe Arpaio, enfrenta a dos mujeres: a la favorita de las encuestas, la representante Martha McSally, quien lleva dos periodos en el Capitolio de Washington DC, y a la exsenadora estatal Kelli Ward.

    Quien gane la primaria se enfrentará a un demócrata en un desafío más duro de lo tradicional en este estado mayoritariamente conservador, pero en el que los analistas están percibiendo cambios que podrían hacer que el escaño republicano cambie de manos.

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    In this race, former Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio faces two women: the favorite of the polls, Rep. Martha McSally, who has served two terms in the Capitol of Washington DC, and State Senator Kelli Ward.

    Whoever wins the primary will face a Democrat in a tougher challenge than traditional in this mostly conservative state, but in which analysts are perceiving changes that could make the Republican seat change hands.

    The Democrat in question is Krysten Sinema, who I am neither endorsing nor expect to win. They’ve been saying Arizona demographics will eventually change their congressional delegation since the 1996 when Bill Clinton won the state in the midst of an economic boom. Trump won by 4 points in 2016 despite the population here being 30% Hispanic and likely insulting all of them.  Somehow or another team blue just can’t get over that hump.  Who knows?  I’ll let you decide why.

    At any rate here are some tunes.  If you don’t like my music its, cool. I’m under and over it.

    Need help converting it to Murican?