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  • Monday Morning Links

    Another Heisman-level performance that the media will try and ignore

    Well both league championship series are tied up after the Astros had a rough night on the mound. But they’re coming home tomorrow. Hopefully that will help.  The NLCS gets back underway tonight in LA. Tons of upsets in college football this weekend, including Georgia falling, Penn State going down, WVU shitting the bed and and Washington losing late. Alabama is a juggernaut and Ohio State is ranked number 2, but better get their defense shored up or the night game in West Lafayette could turn into another Iowa.

    Int he NFL, the Chiefs finally lost in an incredible game with the Patriots last night.  The other winners were: Philly, Atlanta, the Stillers (in typical “beat the Bengals” fashion), the Chargers, Seattle, Miami, Minnesoooooda, the Jets, the Redskins, Houston, the Rams, the Cowboys, and Baltimore. Its Packers-Niners tonight to round out the week’s slate of games.

    Shit, I thought that was Rob Reiner in drag.

    Today’s birthdays include Roman poet Virgil, philosophizer Friedrich Nietzche, boxing champ John L Sullivan, writer PG Wodehouse, novelist Mario Puzo, pitcher Jim Palmer, dutchess Sarah Fergusson, Chinese businessman Jack Ma, filmmaker Penny Marshall, singer Richard Carpenter, singer Tito Jackson, and skateboarding legend Stacy Peralta.

    Its also the day Napoleon arrived on St Helena, the Edison Electric Light Company was incorporated, Alfred Dreyfus was arrested in France, Mata Hari was executed for being a spy, LaGuardia Airport was opened, “The Great Dictator” was released, “I Love Lucy” made its small screen debut, the (useless) Department of Transportation was created, sow as the Black Panther Party, George Brett was forced out of the World Series with hemorrhoids and Clarence Thomas was confirmed as a Supreme Court Justice.

    Good stuff. But now…the links.

    Hey Antifa, if you ignore them (and let them exercise their rights peacefully), they’ll not beat your ass again and again and again.

    Antifa really don’t like other groups exercising their rights. Its as painted as “rival factions”, but anybody with a brain can see the assault on video and the response.

    If you’re going to interview someone, try letting them answer the questions before interrupting them. Otherwise you’re likely to end up getting this for an answer. Supporters will say how much he owned her. Detractors will say he’s an asshole.  SO basically, it was pretty much just like every other interview the man’s given.

    As polls shift, some Democrats are beginning to push the panic button. Gee, I don’t know…maybe running on endless investigations and impeachment aren’t big sellers for voters in the age of low unemployment.

    I’m not sure if Hillary Clinton is a hypocrite or if she just doesn’t give a fuck. Either way, I won’t hold my breath for #metoo Hollywood elitists to condemn this. Why? Because we already know they’re hypocrites.

    Sears officially shits the bed. Schedules the closing of 142 more stores during Chapter 11 filing.

    Yeah, sorry. That’s a dude.

    Here’s how you remain credible in today’s media.  You completely misrepresent a public figure’s statement in order to generate clicks (and opposition to him). You wait two days, all the while breathlessly reporting on what a racist he is for the statement for two solid days. You send your talking heads onto other media outlets to gin up support. Then you quietly issue a retraction a couple days later on twitter and don’t bother making the correction on your network while simply moving on to other stories.  Bravo, NBC. You’ll probably get a Pulitzer for this shitshow.

    Bicycle race organizers take a stand against a stupid government knee-jerk decision. Good on them, but I bet it won’t matter.

    Now if only some of the race organizers her would have protested something equally stupid, then a woman could have actually won a womens race.

    Skimpy birthday list today, but we’ve still got this to keep us happy.

    Go have a wonderful day, friends.

  • Afghan Update

    I am still narrowing my gaze at you, NE Afghanistan.

    Last time I chimed in on what was going on in Afghanistan, things were shuffling around a bit. Has it made a difference? Not as of yet…

    The Pakistanis are still meddling, but the Afghans are getting a bit harsher on those abetting it. The Hazaras are still really unhappy with …everyone else (this is not a new thing). The upcoming election has seen the usual spate o’ bombings and such. I do have to give credit to the Afghans…they still get out there and try. (Oh, how depressing a job must the “Executive Director of Integrity Watch Afghanistan” be?)

    So how about the war? We still have some NATO members dragged into it. See here for the official line. Oh, and we are still shootin’ away. Some of the “strikes” sound like the British cops when they beat their chests about confiscating a screwdriver or a sharpened toothbrush handle…

    • In Helmand Province, one strike destroyed one motorcycle.

    • In Laghman Province, five strikes denied terrain.

    ..wha? TRANSLATION – “hey, we hit something!” and “we missed”

    Blood seems to be down, treasure is not. Right now, the Afghans are doing most of the fighting – which is supposed to be the goal. But, I want to see after the October 20th election, if they have any movement toward talking with the Talib. Both sides are really tired, but have to maintain a strong looking posture, for domestic (or foreign backer) consumption. This has been 40+ years of fighting, one way or the other, for many Afghans.

    To be continued (and continued, and continued…)

     

     

     

  • I Fucking Love Astrology: The Horoscope for the week of October 14

    This week is a little annoying.  You try to read the stars, but the stars mainly care about BIG IMPORTANT PEOPLE, and that’s… not the Glibertariat.

    For example, there is a giant blinking “ruler’s spouse gets caught in extra-marital sodomy,” but since none of you are ruling so much as Andorra, I can’t really tie it into my target audience.

    So let’s see what we can find:

    Earth-Venus(retrograde)-Mercury-Luna.  We’ve got home, double-change, and bad love life.  One of the change signs (Mercury) also appears in the alignment:

    Jupiter-Mercury-Sol.  Jupiter can be read as government/rulership/legitimacy/order/status quo or as a more general happiness/good spirits sign.  The Sun is life/growth/general goodness and of course, we have Mercury, the messenger of the gods bringing news/tidings, and it is also the most powerful change sign in the heavens.

    If you smoosh these all together and force it into a political context, you get “The growth of government (government program) leads to your home life going to crap.”  But how?  You could look at the sign you haven’t given a place in your interpretation yet (the moon).  The moon is associated with change, femininity, the tides, water, and emotion.  So this gives us the possibility that you read something and go on an anti-government tirade, pissing off your S.O. who makes you sleep on the couch.  Or maybe that a new regulation shuts down your charter fishing company, resulting in a decrease of income.  However, this last bit is contraindicated by the fact that the moon in a waxing crescent, indicating growth, not loss of income.  But the moon is in Sagittarius (the archer) which could indicate that your squeeze dumps you for the newly hired game warden hottie that they met.

    But none of these interpretations are right, because forcing your reading into any particular context is a guarantee of getting it wrong.  The Universe hates a wiseacre.

    So what it the correct interpretation?  Fuck if I know.  I’ve been up all night this week getting my house in order for the arrival of family members totaling one glib, four adults, three children and a particularly large Great Pyrenees/St. Bernard cross that refuses to accept her place at the bottom of the social hierarchy.

    Moving on.

    Libra loses some of their good luck this week, but keeps their general well-being enhancement from their sign being the FOTM.  Their loss is everyone else’s gain, and Mercury moves out of Libra ind int a sign where it feels more comfortable.

    That sign being Scorpio.  Unfortunately, this is just bringing it into conjunction with Venus(retrograde) and Jupiter.  Q is really lucky his birthday was last week, because this is not a good week for the nookie.  However, you will NOT be contracting a venereal disease this week, so silver lining.

    Saturn in Capricorn and Mars in Aquarius continue to bore everyone.

    As mentioned above, the waxing moon is moving into Sagittarius.  Good omens for hunting.  Just don’t expect wonders in the sleeping bag afterwards.

  • Sunday Morning Metric Links

    Normally, I’d start with a little snarky bit related to my title and theme. But I’m getting more and more pissed off at one of our local Team Blue candidates, who has deluged us with mailer after mailer about what an evil human his opponent is. Last weekend, I showed a couple examples where he implied that his opponent was a child molester (or at least a sympathizer). This week’s mailers were all subtly aimed at Brett Kavanaugh, despite an Illinois state representative having zero to do with that process. Yesterday’s arrival, though, completely took me over the edge, enough so that I’m now voting for a Team Red guy for perhaps the first time in my life. Fuck you, Sam Yingling, you managed to turn me from indifferent to actively hating you and your campaign. I have no idea if the Team Red guy has any merit, but at least he’s not spamming me every day with this shit. You are everything that is wrong with politics.


    While I’m ranting, I note that it’s also a remarkably shitty day for notable birthdays. When Harry Brecheen (“The Armkiller”) and C. Everett Koop (“Look at my cool uniform, I’m an admiral!”) head the list of luminaries born on this day, one cannot help but think that October 14 is a day that could be removed from the calendar without anyone missing it much.


    Bah. Let’s look at the news, it has to be better. Maybe. Well, Jamal Kashoggi is still missing, the Turks are still claiming to have documentary evidence of his murder, and of course the usual media flacks are trying to make this all about Trump. 

    In the past 24 hours, reports have emerged that a government hit squad, said to have been dispatched directly by bin Salman, first in line to the Saudi throne, seized, interrogated, tortured, then killed and, using a bone saw, dismembered the body of a journalist. Jamal Khashoggi, a Washington Post columnist, was one of the regime’s leading critics.
    A central question now is just how far Trump may be prepared to go in defense of the kind of rabid values the Saudis now seem to have embraced. But even more important for American interests, at home and abroad, are the potential consequences.

    Remember the press indignation when Trump’s predecessors cozied up to the Saudis? Yeah, me neither.

     


    Global Warming strikes again!

    The Grand Forks Air Force Base recorded a whopping 17.4 inches overnight Wednesday into Thursday with snow drifts piling up to 33 inches high, according to the National Weather Service’s Grand Forks office.

    “It’s kind of unbelievable that this happened in October,” Andrew Moore, an NWS-Grand Forks meteorologist, told the Grand Forks Herald.

    Yeah, this is just weather and is entirely unrelated to AGW, but hey, if every hot day is blamed on it, every cold day ought to be as well.


    If there’s any plus side to the Redward shift in the judicial system, it’s that it looks increasingly likely that the pernicious practice of overt racial discrimination in college admissions may have to go underground (it certainly won’t stop).

    The lawsuit, backed by the Trump administration, could eventually reach the Supreme Court, giving the newly cemented five-member conservative majority a chance to bar the use of affirmative action to help minority applicants get into college.

    Of course, “minority” in this context doesn’t include yellow people or Jews. Yes, Harvard is a private institution and ought to be free to want to avoid looking too Chinese and to bake in the concept that blacks are inferior and should not be held to the same intellectual standards. My ideal outcome (which will never happen) is that Harvard would be free to continue to practice racial/gender/whatever discrimination, but would lose all public subsidies and tax breaks. But on the bright side, if this suit goes as expected, that sort of racism will be much harder for public institutions to practice.


    This is shocking: teenagers are STILL sending each other naked pix.

    The superintendent of Ridgewood public schools says local police are investigating “possible sexting incidents” involving school-age students within the district. According to a release sent to parents of children in grades 6-12, the explicit images were not shared on school property but school officials are working with Ridgewood police to find out who was involved.

    “I want all parents to be advised that the possession and/or transmission of sexually revealing or explicit images, or any material of that nature, constitutes the very serious crime of possession and transmission of child pornography,” Superintendent Daniel Fishbein said in the letter.

    The selfless public servants of the Ridgewood schools and police are, of course, examining the evidence very closely and at length.


    Vandals strike historic statues, but this time, it’s not Confederates, it’s Revolutionaries. And they didn’t tear the statue down, they glued goggly-eyes on it! Oh, the horrors!

    “Who did this?! Someone placed googly eyes on our historic #NathanaelGreene statue in #JohnsonSquare,” the official City of Savannah Government account wrote on its Facebook page in a post Thursday.

    “It may look funny but harming our historic monuments and public property is no laughing matter…”

    Well, yeah, it is, actually.


    Old Man Music is inevitable, so you may as well lay back and enjoy it. And all I can say is that this is a brilliant song, written and sung by a brilliant performer.

     

  • Coming Attractions & Saturday Night Open Post

    Good evening, my dear Glibs.

    We’ve been super busy here at Chez OMWC/SP. As OMWC mentioned, we have a dear friend, [REDACTED], making his annual visit from Europe, and I’ve just had a final project due for my pharmacology course, along with taking the final exam yesterday. I did have to miss the family reunion that was also scheduled for this weekend in Western PA. Bi-location fail!

    But tomorrow, much fun will ensue. OMWC and [REDACTED] and I will be meeting up with Swiss and three of his dearest friends for brunch. Don’t you wish you lived near us? (Stay alert for a Go Fund Me appeal for bail money.)

    Anyway! You didn’t come here to read about my life. You want to know what’s happening on the site next week. And, of course, you want your Saturday Night Open Post.

    We have much more great content coming up than some of you deserve. Of course, we have the standard linkages from OMWC, Sloopy, Brett L, and possibly others who might be pressed into service as the need arises. I suspect the giant floating stone head and that forest lawyer fellow might put in an appearance.

    Tomorrow we have Not Adahn’s weekly GlibCast (look out!), then we segue into CPRM’s latest animated Hat & Hair episode. (Not to embarrass CPRM, but, if you’ve got some spare change and you enjoy the animated H&H, please consider throwing some coins at him via PayPal. Send to: his handle at myself.com These take a considerable amount of time and effort on his part. Show some love. /fellow starving artist)

    Next up, Swiss has sent an Afghan update for tomorrow evening. Monday, we have a very good question from BakedPenguin, OMWC explains why “fuck you, cut spending” won’t work for Illinois, and Web Dom has another tasty recipe.

    Tuesday, Evan from Evansville takes us on a trip (not THAT kind), and Aus provides some cover tunes with which to sing along. Wednesday is pretty much owned by SugarFree, but we will have a respite in the middle provided by Mrs trshmnstr’s and trshmnstr’s weekly GlibFit wrap-up. Thursday, UnCivilServant gives us some advice, BakedPenguin likely predicts NFL Week 7 outcomes, and Yusef Drives a Kia out to the desert. Friday, Animal shares a visit to a shoot-y part of Massachusetts. Then, on Saturday sit back and relax with part two of mexican sharpshooter’s beer-and-book review. (Drinking and thinking at the same time…I dunno, that seems hard.)

    The fun never stops here at Glibertarians.com!

    And now…even MORE fun, with the Saturday Night Open Post. Have a great rest of your weekend!

  • BakedPenguin’s NFL Pick-’em – Week 6

    I think I went 7-8 last week, so that sucks.

    If anyone wants to know, I got my odds here, on 10/3.

    It’s that time of the week again. Here are this week’s picks:

    Arizona at Minnesota (-10). I think the Vikings are the better team, but I don’t know if they’re 10 points better. I’m going to say no. ATL – take the points

    LA Chargers at Cleveland (PK). The Browns are a much improved team this year. Since they’re playing at home this week, I’m going with them. CLE – PK

    Chicago (-3) at Miami. Miami’s been playing much worse recently. Chicago’s been playing well. CHI – give the points

    Carolina at Washington (-1). Kind of surprised about this one. I think the Panthers are the better choice. Watch them lose by 3 TDs. CAR – take the points

    Indianapolis at NY Jets (-2). The Colts have been finding ways to lose all year, so with the Jets at home and the low point spread, I’ll go with them. NYJ – give the points

    Pittsburgh at Cincinnati (-1.5). Another game where the spread seems a little low. I’m going with the Bengals. CIN – give the points

    Tampa Bay at Atlanta (-3). Tough one to pick, but I’ll go with the Bucs. TB – take the points

    Seattle (-2.5) at Oakland. I think the Seahawks offense can deal with the Raiders defense. SEA – give the points

    Buffalo at Houston (-10). They have the same record, but the Texans have a much better point spread. Still, 10 points seems a bit high. BUF – take the points

    LA Rams (-7) at Denver. The Rams are steamrolling it this year, and the Broncos… aren’t. LAR – give the points.

    Jacksonville (-3) at Dallas. Jax hasn’t been that great, and Dallas hasn’t been that bad this year. I could go either way on this game, but I’ll pick the Cowboys. DAL – take the points

    Baltimore (-3) at Tennessee. Another couple teams with the same record, but I think the Ravens are the better team. BAL – give the points

    Kansas City at New England (-3.5). The Patriots have been playing better recently, but I think the Chiefs have the edge. KC – take the points

    San Francisco at Green Bay (-9.5). The Packers are the better team, but I think that point spread seems a bit high. SF- take the points

  • A good book, a beer, and a quiet afternoon.

    Ever get a call from number you don’t recognize?  Ever make the mistake of answering it? I know I have.

    Recently, the people that own and operate the site were given the rare opportunity to preview an advance copy of a book!  Being that that the subject was something that is going to be a highly relevant topic upon its release date, I took the bait.  My issue however is that I was unsure how to approach such an article. I will say upfront this is well researched, all the arguments made in the book flow logically, and are diligently cited by respected academic sources.  Do I do this right and feature a worthy beer, or do I do this right and generate as much interest as possible? In the spirit of the book’s subject, I decided to review the comment total as a proxy for the interest in my past articles and determined Glibs are much more interested when I drink something terrible.

    This is my review of Honey Brown

    The book is titled Data in Decline by Steve A. Wood

    Given the recent headlines going from predicting blue waves, crimson rushes, brutal mobs, silent majorities, et cetera, all coupled with standard internet tough guy talk between all sides, it seems all too timely in its release.  Everyone in the media are driving narratives based on polls, that suggest national or local political sentiment. The problem of course is in several recent elections the polls were wrong, most notably the 2016 Presidential Election.  We can speculate how these broken polls affected current political discourse, given that both sides insist they are in the majority thus agendas should fit accordingly and the other side can just shut up. The truth is we really don’t know because there is no reliable way of determining that outside of election day, and quite frankly even then it shouldn’t matter because our system of government is designed to respect the opinions of the minority.

    Still, there must be a better way of performing these polls, but not until first identifying what is going wrong with present methodology.  Because of the complexity of the subject at hand this is not a book that should be reviewed in a single article. Today the excerpts I am going to focus on are internal biases that arguably drive poor polling results.  

    A cliche that comes up in discussions in right of center circles about polls is that nobody in the comment section claims to ever be contacted by a poll.  Personally, I have—on multiple occasions—during the campaign season of nearly every election since I was old enough to vote. The only respite was 2008, but I was in Middle East at the time.  I will let everyone here speculate as to why they keep calling me but sampling biases are always a cited reason. An interesting thing Wood points out, is it may not be the biases of the pollers rather than the pollee being revealed.

    Canvassing also creates both a self-selection bias for the simple fact that people don’t often like stopping to talk to people on the street. A canvasser’s cause is generally readily apparent, so individuals with a particular interest in a given subject are thus far more likely to stop and talk to the canvasser. In contrast, others may project their negative biases onto the canvasser and deliberately ignore them as a result. While this can help researchers reach certain quotas, it skews the perceived level of support because little information is gathered from those with less substantial interest in the subject matter.

    In the last few weeks I was contacted four separate times by somebody working for a campaign, all of whom were looking for information from me along with gauging my interest in voting.  For those interested in knowing: yes, all were from Democrat campaigns. Two attempts were from actual volunteers that came to my door.  While I do not believe I am an intentionally sour person to speak with, it is something I have been accused of in the past.  I made no attempt at hiding my distaste for their being at my door from while maintaining as polite a tone as possible.  At least that is my side of the story—it is not like I pulled a gun, or that they can prove in court I wasn’t under duress at the time.

    One simply wanted me to register to vote in the Democrat primary.  The conversation took about 3 minutes in spite of my having to explain that not being a Republican does not make me a Democrat.  The other actually did ask me what issue I cared about the most, and instead of the standard Glib retort (gay, pot-smoking Mexicans) I asked if he had a list on the tablet he was carrying; I thought it would help reveal who he worked for.  The canned response, “not trusting republicans in power,” with no analogue for the other side suggested who was paying this volunteer.  In the end my only response was, “the economy.”  He then left me alone.

    I continued further into the book where Wood discusses potential reasons why the polling data itself may be subject to sampling bias.  He provides thoughtful suggestions why this is the case, and presents examples with citations to corroborate his claims. Such as:

    If strongly partisan Democrats are far more likely to respond to an opinion poll than strongly partisan Republicans—which is arguably the case since these same polls indicate 52% of strong Democrats trust polls compared to 27% of strong Republicans14—the results of those polls are likely to contain bias. The effect is comparable to Literary Digest’s oversampling of Republicans in 1936 by drawing respondents from populations made up of voters who tended to be more Republican than the overall electorate.

    That this disparate impact comes at the same time as the rise in narrowcast media, which allows individuals to curate and filter which information makes its way into their consciousness, makes obtaining participatory buy-in from study population members much more difficult than it has been in the past. People are becoming far more accustomed to actively filtering what information they take in. Everything from ad blockers to phone call filters have allowed confirmation bias, “the seeking or interpreting of evidence in ways that are partial to existing beliefs,”15 to flourish in our daily lives.

    True.  We all live in a bubble of our own creation.  Don’t think you live in a bubble?  Guess what this website is.  If past discussions here and other dark corners of the internet are indicative of the overall sentiment to polling is they are as trustworthy or more appropriately, untrustworthy as the media outlet reporting it.   Its to the point others will simply cite betting odds in Europe as more trustworthy or even use crude methods to neutralize the bias in the data (i.e. just add 5 points to the Republican’s result).

    Another example cited as a reason the data is subject to bias:

    Facebook defines advertising fatigue as “[w]hen everyone in your target audience has already seen your ad many times, it becomes more expensive to achieve desirable results.”35 More broadly, over-tasking human awareness with frequent interruptions and distractions substantially reduces peoples’ overall functionality;36 populations which have been inundated for extended periods are already operating at a base capacity of 60% at best.37 As audiences become saturated with ads, it becomes increasingly expensive and difficult to reach them, capture their focus, and engage them by any means.

    Indeed, I ignore things on my screen as I tire of reading it.  It certainly helps that many web pages all put the ads in the same place which is allows for more efficiency in ignoring.  These ads sometimes lead to a survey.  This is not the only bias that suggests the only people responding to a poll are people that actually want to respond.

    Although the Bradley Effect has largely been written off by social scientists, the term has evolved to essentially cover all cases in which respondents lie or otherwise deliberately provide false data to pollsters. The concept continues to live on because the general principle of survey respondents misinforming interviewers has seemingly manifested in other forms.

    The Shy Tory Factor is one of those manifestations, one which focuses on political parties and philosophies in general rather than specific individuals. This phenomenon was first discovered in Great Britain, where it was found that Conservative voters may refuse to answer pollsters honestly, indicating that they supported the Tory party less than they did. This effect has also been found to understate support for the Republican Party in the United States.66

    […]

    However, due to the already questionable nature of polls, it is possible that the Shy Tory Factor as it is observed is in truth a manifestation of compounded sampling bias and self-selection bias.67 This is difficult to reconcile with the fact that the effect seems to be more pronounced in surveys where the respondents have higher levels of personal contact with the research team, but is worth considering.68

    Sounds like there is a some level of truth to the theory that in 2016 people were not willing to tell somebody outside their inner circle they supported Donald Trump. To be perfectly fair, I only mention this because it does confirm my own biases.

    If there are so many problems within the polling data that seem so obvious once it is spelled out logically like this, why has there not been any drive to update polling methods?

    Just as politicians can suffer from record low approval ratings yet are continually re-elected, pollsters’ clients keep committing themselves to the same groups and practices which have increasingly failed in the first decades of the 21st century. Congressional representatives and senators who keep their jobs despite their track records have about as much of a reason to change as researchers who keep their jobs despite theirs.

    Right.  There is no incentive in changing anything if the desired result of staying in power continues to be achieved.

     

    Data in Decline, by Steve A. Wood will be made available on Kindle on 15 October 2018.  Stay tuned next week for part two where I will provide more excerpts that discuss the problems professional polls encounter when accounting for sampling biases, and their failure to address them.

    As for the beer…Honey Brown is terrible. It tastes like adult onset diabetes in a can, and I cannot in good conscience recommend it.  I would almost rather have purchased another Earthquake in its stead. Almost. Honey Brown: 1.8/5.

  • Saturday Morning Quality-Approved Links

    Apologies for my absence and things going to hell for a couple of days. SP was studying for her Iowa tests (they tell us that she is eligible for her school’s GATE program because she’s a bright child) and I’ve been occupied with a visitor from Europe, who has been alternately fascinated and appalled by our attitudes about government and politics. This isn’t an excuse, just an explanation. NO MORE THIRD RATE LINKS. Mine are second rate, thank you very much. SP set far too high of a standard for formatting, and I won’t pretend otherwise, but at least I’m not fobbing off links that are late or “hey, one link is enough for those people.”


    Today is one of those days where there are too many amazing birthdays to list. But let me hit my favorites: the brilliant-but-personally-flawed libertarian philosopher Albert Jay Nock; Ray Brown, the greatest musician to ever play in the lower register; Margaret Thatcher, whose work in monolayer films lives on (I think she might have done one or two other things, but the Langmuir-Blodgett stuff was superb); Marie Osmond, whom my father directed me to teach oral sex; Jerry Rice, without question the greatest wide receiver in the history of football; and one more person to be discussed at the end.


    The spirit of Preston Brooks lives on.

    “Governor Wolf, let me tell you what, between now and Nov. 6, you’d better put a catcher’s mask on your face because I’m going to stomp all over your face with golf spikes,” Wolf said in the video.

    As American politics descends into complete chaos and has turned into professional wrestling, I am smiling and making the popcorn. Maybe one day, if we’re lucky, more people will get the attitude that these aren’t leaders, they’re the hired help.


    And speaking of chaos, the gentleman’s agreement known as “blue slips” is also coming apart.

    “I repeatedly told the White House I wanted to reach an agreement on a package of 9th Circuit nominees, but last night the White House moved forward without consulting me, picking controversial candidates from its initial list and another individual with no judicial experience who had not previously been suggested,” [Dianne Feinstein, D-Leisure Village] said in a statement.

    Similar outrage from California’s other senator:

    “Instead of working with our office to identify consensus nominees for the 9th Circuit, the White House continues to try to pack the courts with partisan judges who will blindly support the president’s agenda, instead of acting as an independent check on this administration,” [Kamala Harris, D-Under Willie Brown] spokeswoman Lily Adams told The Sacramento Bee.

    I like my popcorn with a spray of olive oil and some sea salt.


    I hope you’re sitting down. This is going to be shocking. Are you ready? ….. Hillary Clinton has given up her security clearance.

    According to the letter released by [Chuck Grassley, R- Ethanol Pork], the State Department said that Clinton’s clearance was revoked on Aug. 30. Five of Clinton’s aides, who she had asked be designated as researchers, had their security clearances revoked on Sept. 20.

    During Clinton’s run for president, lawmakers and investigators looked into her and her staff’s security clearance as part of the investigation into her use of a private email server.

    I’m still astonished that she’s not in jail. I would have been if I did shit like that back in the days when I had a clearance. More astonishing, though, is that it took this long for such a de minimus action. It almost makes you think that government is really Team Red and Team Blue play-acting while they laugh their asses off at the dumb tax cattle citizens.


    Department of It’s About Fucking Time:

    “Hey, guess what?” [Bill Cassidy, R-Corrupt Swampland] immediately replied after removing his earphones and turning to two young children sitting in a hallway inside the Hart Senate Office Building, near the Capitol. “I know your parents are using you as tools. In the future, if somebody makes an allegation against you, and there’s no proof for it, you’ll be OK.”

    Delightful statement, but of course untrue as long as we have our current carceral state.


    Did I mention Hillary Clinton? I did? Oh, that must mean I’m not a Team Blue candidate.

    With under four weeks until Election Day, Hillary Clinton’s footprint on the 2018 scene has been remarkably light, with her involvement focused on fundraising behind closed doors rather than being seen by voters. She is slated to headline a pair of fundraisers in New York for the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee on Monday, alongside House Minority Leader [Nancy Pelosi, D-Alcoholics Anonymous]. Additionally, Hillary Clinton is set to headline a fundraiser for [Bob Menendez, D-Dominican Fuck Farms], Monday evening.

    Who has the over/under of February for the Death Pool?


    OK, I need to have at least one non-political story.

    Cops charge that Callijas-Gasperin battered his 41-year-old mother after asking her to make him some food around 8 PM Monday. The victim agreed to prepare a meal, but asked her son “to give her a few minutes due to being busy.”

    “The defendant stated that he got mad, so he threw the remaining sausages at her.” Callijas-Gasperin contended that he had done nothing wrong, adding that he would not have tossed the sausages if his mother would have “said sorry.”

    If you need an excuse for Florida Man AND Winston jokes, here it is.


    And for the last birthday, it’s Old Guy Music Time, featuring the pianist who truly created modern jazz piano. Without Art Tatum, there would have been no Oscar Peterson or Horace Silver or McCoy Tyner or Chick Corea or… well, you get the idea.

  • Catalonia Update… Don Swissxote Rides Again!

    Catalonia/Spain

     

    When last we left Don Swissxote, he was musing on Spain’s pursuit of Catalan Independence leaders and the narrow election of separatist or separatist sympathizing parties in the Catalan legislature. So what has change these past few months?

    Not a lot.

    Spain’s government seems to have realized they had waved a meat cleaver at the Golden Goose that is business in Barcelona (though tourism there seems to be just fine). Some futile gestures, demonstrations and the like have taken place…and both sides have realized they are screwed (here is Teh Conventional Wisdom view).

    The populace of Catalonia seems to be split between those that just want to go back to the way things were and those that want to passively resist Madrid. The Spanish government is going ahead toward some rebellion trials of Catalan separatist leaders, but has lowered its efforts at outright squashing of Catalonia by force.

    Not a particularly helpful look
    “Totality of the circs!”

     

    So Spain looks like a pack of shitheels if they come in swinging clubs and dragging people off for trial for “rebellion” when the populace seems committed to a sort of passive course of ….something. Political gridlock has set in, when you look at the Catalan parliament. Federally, the Catalan pro-independence bloc might be able to cause the current PM’s government to stumble…but what might replace it? If the rest of Spain sees the Catalans jerking them around, they could vote in people promising to kick Barcelonian butt a lot harder than the current Socialist government.

    So we have a populace that will not use force to free themselves, and is not making too many waves right now, versus a central government that won’t crack heads and is leaning on the economy and votes of …the place that wants to leave. Of course, some silly things will still be happening, around the edges (what, no appeal to mediation by the Dalai Lama, the Commercial Court of the Canton of Zurich and the military junta of Burma?).

    It is almost as if two semi-bored chess players see a stalemate coming, and are in hurry to push any more pieces. I sure didn’t see this coming…but it is so very…modern European, isn’t it?