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  • Pie ponders: Life, Luck and Libertarianism

    Pie ponders: Life, Luck and Libertarianism

     

    Hello and welcome to Pie Ponders, in which Pie – that is me for those who took a rather undersized bus to school– raises questions on various topics of great importance. While in some post I present my views on one thing or another, others are sort of thinking out loud. This post is part of the latter.  Today I want to cover a common argument that appears in political debates and which I often find dubious – the let us call it Luck of Birth argument.

    The way it usually goes: well it is easy for you to talk, you were lucky, you were born healthy/ in a good country/ in a good family / cisheterowhitemale / tall dark and handsome / whatever. You won the birth lottery, so shut up and pay, shitlord. I find this ehm… problematic, excuse the word, and I will expand upon it.

    Romanian lottery tickets changed recently but this is the picture you getFirst what is a human? Well, dear children, in most cases when and evil cishet patriarch oppresses a poor innocent woman through unspeakable acts of reproduction, a human may or may not appear. For the purposes of this argument, we will ignore the spiritual part and say we have a bag of meat, bone and various fluids of questionable purity. In the end, we are a species with sexual reproduction, so in most cases a human is the product of DNA of two other humans. This lump of organic matter is then shaped by the environment it develops in, and by a messy combination of nature and nurture you end up with Pie or one of you lot.

    The what I like to call “socio-religious” version is much more clear, simple and straight forward. You have these pre-born humans you see, who, by pure chance, are assigned to one female or other. If you are assigned to a certain female, you are lucky, ya bastard. And since you are lucky, you are no longer entitled to an opinion for the rest of your life.

    I find the luck argument does not stand up to scrutiny. I am not really lucky because I was born in Romania. I could not have been born in the Congo (worse luck) or Switzerland (better luck), because I, whatever that may be, am the result of combined Romanian genes raised in a Romanian environment. I would not be me had I been born anywhere else. Furthermore if you are born in a good country or family it is, in part, because generations worked to build a better world, specifically for their offspring.

    I am not lucky to have been born to a responsible family which provided for me, I was the product of a deliberate process of two people to create me, and they had to try for a while, I did not come easy. My parents would have behaved quite differently had I not been born.

    The cisheteromale thing I have no defense on. While I am slightly above average tall and dark haired, I am not particularly handsome. So no luck there. Then again, one of my university professors used to say it is bad to be short, ugly and stupid. If you are not one of those, it is still ok.

    While yes, there is a let’s say valid view that it is lucky not to be born with a severe illness or disability, or in a war zone, or a soulless ginger, or any of the bad things that may happen, in the end your genes are part of the very base of human biology and I struggle to call it a “genetic lottery” because it is what it is. Height, health, beauty, intelligence. A well-shaped nose, well-proportioned ears, nice eyes, good hair, all these things are just characteristics, and while you can indeed say it is “lucky” to get some of the good ones, it is over all meaningless. Because it is what it is and it cannot be changed. Is it better to be taller or have a prettier face? Healthier or smarter? Who knows? This is to integral to what a human is to just call it luck.

    In the white male lottery you never know what you get

    Now let’s assume that all this is, in fact, luck, depending on how you define luck. It still has no bearing on the validity of your words. Just because you get lucky, it does not mean you are wrong. I often heard in debate “maybe you would think differently if you were born poor”. There is an old saying: if my grandma had wheels, she’d be a car… What relevance does that have? It would not have made my views better or more correct. It is a rehash of the whole bourgeois logic argument commies throw around – the left is nothing if not unoriginal when you get down to the basics. When I argue politics, I try to use reason and fact, not personal anecdotes, precisely because personal anecdotes are just that, subjective views. My whole attempt at political philosophy is to derive something as objective as possible, keeping in mind the constraints of human though. The left, off course, tries to push the whole “everything is subjective” precisely to shut down debate. Why find counterarguments when you can say well you were born in a family that took care of you, you were lucky? It is just another ad hominem, in the end.

    The ”birth logic” argument is, in fact, quite objectively wrong. There are poor and rich people on the right, the left, the center or the libertarian sides, sick and healthy, young and old, tall and short, Romanian and American. It is clear that being poor does not guarantee having the same views, I mean just look at all those poor people who internalized wrong think and do things against their interest. There are plenty of poor libertarians, so had I been poor there is no guarantee I would have been a left winger. If birth logic is the logic “they should have”, it is still wrong, as what an idealist thinks people should believe is pointless.

    In the end, the birth lottery is no guarantee of anything. I will finish the post with a personal anecdote, because it seems fashionable these days to do so and it was one of the things that made me reexamine the luck argument. So let us get anecdoting.

    I was lucky to be born in Bucharest to a family that provided for me – not any kind of luxury, but sufficiently that I did not fear about whether the next meal will come. The second person in my anecdote had the same luck, his family being somewhat wealthier than mine. I graduated from the Bucharest Polytechnic with a degree in Electronic engineering focused on information technology. I did not choose this university out of some passion for the subject matter, but because in general employers in Romania have good opinions of its graduates. This is not because it is a particularly good university – none in Romania are – but because it ensures a level of selection and filtering of people. It is a fairly difficult university and not necessarily in a good way. But the first level of selection is that, in general, people who want to go there and pass the exams are usually in the top performers in high school.  The second level is you have to learn a lot of stupid shit and you have to understand some not so stupid shit. Finishing it is sort of a sign you are fairly intelligent and capable of learning and willing to put in the work – often pointless and/or unpleasant work – which is sometimes necessary in the modern work place.

    Some times not only do you get seven deuce off, but the card quality is shitty I finished this rather difficult university while holding down a job – this is very common in Romania, university is for getting a degree, a job is for learning things and getting hands on experience. The university being in Bucharest – the best job market in the country, luckily for me – and the high demand for tech work ensures polytechnic students can find jobs. The job are also needed because when you graduate with no actual work experience, you will be competing for jobs with mostly people who also graduated and have work experience. It is difficult though, most days I left home at 7 30 AM and got back at 7 pm and often worked some in the weekend. My holiday from work was mostly during exam period, so I could study.

    On the other hand, the University of Economic Studies is not particularly difficult. If you study some bullshit like International Economic Relations as he did, it is even easier. You can graduate without a sweat and with plenty of time to get a job should you choose. It is, in fact, significantly easier to find time for a job, as school attendance is much more voluntary. The fellow I speak of did not get a job as he wanted to have a bit of fun and enjoy university life, and his parents were giving him enough money. Even so, he did not graduate with a particularly good grade average, as studying was not his thing.

    You can imagine, his first job did not pay much and he was rather unhappy about it. So when we met and talked about jobs he told me, without a hint of irony, you are so lucky, you have a good job. I was a little dumbstruck. There was zero association made between working versus partying in university and the subsequent income. And I understood the appeal of luck.

    Not all cases are this clear cut off course, and there is some luck – if you define it at that – in everything. But people are too quick to appeal to “the luck of the draw” as a universal explanation. And in the end, you play the hand you are dealt.

     

  • Monday Morning Links

    Monday Morning Links

    It’s Cyber Monday, I hope you all enjoy the online shopping, hopefully Amazon will have as good of deals as they did on Prime Day in 2015.

     

     

    Today’s Birthdays include, the savior of Arizonans and inventor of modern air conditioning, Willis Carrier, cartoonist, Charles Schulz, actor, Robert Goulet, and singer, Tina Turner,

     

     

    Trump shuts down Tijuana-San Diego Port of Entry as migrants attempt to storm it, Border Patrol Agents employ tear gas after being hit with projectiles.

     

     

     

    While some are desperate to reunite with family member here, others are desperately trying to get their families gone.

     

     

    Don’t bring me doooown.

     

     

    Judge denies Snuffaluffagus’ bid to delay 14 day prison sentence.

     

     

    Crazy eyes plans to bolster equally crazy base while hurting party’s 2020 chances at the same time.

     

    While the left wing media is going with “Trump attempting to hide climate report that he openly published” (odd, but ok), right wingers are going with something more substantive.

     

    Vicious harpy may lose position on Senate Judiciary Committee.

     

    This should get you all moving for the day.

  • SEA SMITH SUNDAY CONCERNED LINKS

    THIS NO SEA SMITH FAULT!

    SEA SMITH CONCERNED. FIRST IT GET COLD AND MAKE VISIT TO COUSIN STEVE SMITH HARD. NOW, MANY BAD THINGS HAPPEN. SEA SMITH LIKE THINGS CALM. AND RAPEY. ALWAYS THAT. BUT SEA SMITH WORRY WATER NOT GOING BE SO NICE.

    SO HERE LINKS THAT SHOW WHAT SEA SMITH MEAN:

    1. NO SHOOT SEA LIONS! SOME SEA SMITH FRIENDS SEA LIONS. SEA SMITH HAVE TO GO PATROL WATER AND PROTECT. BY PROTECT, MEAN RAPE SHOOTER.
    2. THERE GO SEA SMITH BLACK SEA VACATION. MAYBE WAS RUSSIAN BOTS?
    3. AND BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO PARTY BOAT. THIS MAKE SEA SMITH SAD. WANT EVERYONE PARTY ON WATER. AND IN WATER. BY PARTY MEAN…

    LINKS ALL DONE. COME ON IN, WATER FINE!

    NOT PARTY BOAT.
  • Enslaving Yeast – Cider

    Enslaving Yeast – Cider

    Let’s move onto something simple and seasonal.  Cider. Cider is pretty easy to make, it requires cider (or fruit juice) and yeast.  To make hard cider, find cider you like to drink (find ones without any preservatives other than ascorbic acid), and add yeast (this will happen naturally if you let it sit in an area that’s about 65 F but it’ll taste better if you select the yeast and pitch it).  I’d recommend buying a batch of yeast from your local homebrew store (it’ll cost you about $8 assuming average prices).  Put the yeast into your cider, slap on a sanitized airlock (you remember we talked about both of these things, right?), and let it sit for a couple of weeks.  Keep in mind that everything that touches your cider needs to be sanitized, unless you want to make sours, which will be a much longer and involved series of articles.

    How will you know when it’s done?  Time for the next pieces of homebrewing equipment you’ll need.  A hydrometer and a wine thief.  The wine thief will be used to pull a sample of your fermented cider to test it with the hydrometer (remember to sanitize it).  The hydrometer is a device that is used to measure the specific gravity of a liquid. Pure water has a specific gravity of 1.00.  Alcohol has a lower gravity (about 0.78), and sugar adds to the specific gravity of a liquid. So those OG and FG written on brewery stats, and on the sides of some of your bottles, are just a measurement of the Original Gravity (measure of how much sugar was in to start) and the Final Gravity (measure of the specific gravity after fermentation).  Keep in mind that hydrometers are calibrated to be used at a specific temperature, and if your liquid is a different temperature, you’ll have to adjust that. There’s lots of calculators online to do that math for you. With both the OG and FG of your beverage, you can figure out the percentage of alcohol.  If (and only if) you sanitized your hydrometer and sample tube, you can pour the sample but it does increase the risk of infection.  Most people just drink the sample (or pour it out).

    But back to finding out when your cider is done fermenting, what you want are two readings, at least three days apart with the same gravity reading.  Do not bottle without verifying that fermentation is done. Bottle bombs are a real thing, and can be very dangerous. Do not assume fermentation is done because you don’t see any airlock activity or bubbling in the cider.

    If you want it to be carbonated, then you’ll need to add sugar at this point (here is a decent calculator, but assume just under an ounce a gallon).  Take your sugar, and mix it with boiling water.  Then add it to the cider (stirring with a sanitized spoon) and then bottle it. To bottle, you’ll need a siphon (points at the equipment article), and a bottling wand.  Bottling wands are  a tube with a spring loaded stopper at the bottom. Push it down, liquid flows out. Lift it off the bottom, the bottom locks up. If you’re using swing tops, mix your sugar into your fermented cider (with a sanitized spoon or your siphon), and then bottle.  If you need to cap or cork your bottles, I’d recommend filling them all before doing that, or use an orphan assistant for the capping/corking.  After that, let them sit for about 3-4 weeks in a room that’s close to 65 F so they condition up (fancy term for letting the yeast eat the extra sugar to make carbonation).  Then put them in the fridge and enjoy.

    Keep in mind, if you like your first batch, you can easily modify your second batch.  Add simple things like ginger, cinnamon, cloves, or whatever. The longer you let the cider sit on the spices, the more flavor it’ll pick up.  For your first attempt, I’d recommend no more than 1 tbsp. per gallon, it’s always easier to add more spice, or let it sit on the spices longer, but you can’t easily take the flavor out.

  • There is no Constellation Named “The Great Turkey:” The Horoscope for the week of Nov 25

    Not much time to get the horoscope cast, as I’ll be making the trip from NY to TX for Thanksgiving so who knows how long that will take.  Plus what with visiting family and friends my connectivity will be spotty at best.  Not that it matters, as I’m sure you will all be too full of food, consumerism, and football to care.  But here goes:this week:

    MERCURY RETROGRADE continues.  In fact it’s in alignment with Terra and Luna.  So, the “Home” sign is aligned with two “Chaos” signs.  Gee, I wonder why?

    Also this week, and also aligned with Terra:  Sol and Jupiter.  So “Home” aligned with “Happiness” and “Tradition.”  Seriously, some weeks this job is just too fucking easy.

    In less completely obvious signs, we have Luna in Gemini.  Very good news for imagination, even to the point of psychosis.  Writers will come up with good (or at least interesting) ideas.  Spats between friends, but nothing that will end a relationship.

    Mars remains in Pisces.  Conflict over food (really?), offense wins out over defense.

    Saturn remains in Capricorn because fuck you that’s why.

    Venus remains in Libra.  Excellent omens for your love life.  Mutual satisfaction all around.  Sex workers reap a bounty.

    Sagittarius goes bonkers hosting Jupiter, the Sun, and MERCURY RETROGRADE.  Money will be lost betting on sports, expect unexpected upsets.  Illegal hunting is strongly contraindicated.  Stay off the archery range.

     

     

     

  • Sunday Morning Links (62-39 edition)

    Sunday Morning Links (62-39 edition)

    Stay down.

    “Hail To The Victors”, my ass. That complete ass-beating was a treat to watch. Especially after every single pundit, including Herbie, on Gameday picked the Wolverines.  Hell, Desmond Howard went so far up his own asshole to say TTUN should have been ranked ahead of Notre Dame just before the noon kickoff and game of nightmares for his alma mater got underway.  It was like watching the dream sequence in “Dumb and Dumber” when Lloyd literally rips the heart out of the chef and drops it in a doggie bag for him. But at least there won’t be anybody blaming this one on the officials or not having a coach’s personnel yet. Elsewhere Notre Dame looked shaky in a win, Bama, Clemson and Georgia cruised, Oklahoma won their 7 on 7 drill, Washington helped us out by beating WSU, and LSU fell after 7 overtimes and a couple dubious calls/lucky breaks that all seemed to go aTm’s way. And in a game with no national ramifications, I’m giving a special shoutout to the Golden Gophers for sticking Paul Bunyon’s axe back in their trophy case after a 15 year hiatus. If I missed your team’s result, I apologize. Feel free to discuss in the comments. EDIT: Banjos has reminded me to point out how Arizona State shoved their fist up University of Arizona North Nogales’s collective bunghole and stole the Territorial Cup.

    Oh yeah, twitter is awesome sometimes.

    Stay up!

    Across the pond, Real Madrid got smoked, Liverpool and Man City distanced themselves from Chelsea int he title hunt and ManUre fell back into old habits with a draw against Crystal Palace. But none of that matters much, because TTUN gave up the most points its ever given up in regulation to anyone...and the Buckeyes took a knee inside the 10 to end the game when they could have tried to score and go for 2 like Woody did 50 years ago this season. Oh well, we can try to run it to 70 in Ann Arbor next year.

    Anyway, for those of you not into sports and for Ted especially because he had to know this kind of post would be in the offing today, here are…the links!

    Algor accuses Trump of burying climate report…by releasing it! And the incessant coverage of it by the media has ensured that every talking head in the business will be reporting on manbearpig sightings with breathless anticipation.

    Go back where you came from, buddy!

    I guess even Europeans can run out of patience about being overtaxed on the price of fuel.  Good for them.  Now hopefully they’ll start looking at everything else their governments are fucking them over on. But we all know they won’t.

    Well, the EU have agreed with the Brexit deal. Now its time to see if it can get through the House of Commons. Why the brits needed the EU to “approve” anything is a mystery to me.  They should have simply said “fuck off, we’re out of your club. If you want to trade and have some form of immigration with us, that’s fine. If not, cheerio!”

    Alabama cops fucked up and shot an innocent man. The spin machine is already working, but this one isn’t gonna stand.

    O!

    Dwight Howard made the news. This story is bizarre as hell. I don’t know what else to say.

    What a dumbass. He could have just followed the service cart and noted which passengers asked for extra free shit. Or which ones complained about the draft and dry air from the vents. Now he’s off to jail.

    Here’s more info on the breaking story mentioned above. Enjoy.

    And here’s some music for you to start your day.

    Have a great day. Go Bucks. Beat TTUN (again…in 364 days)!

  • Saturday Night Open Post & Coming Attractions

    Well, Thanksgiving has come and gone, and now we are hard into the shopping festive season. I hate shopping forced consumerism festivities so much. Online shopping was a gift, invented for me alone. But, I don’t mind if the rest of you partake. And, apparently, you are.

    Yesterday, I had to go to a CVS Minute Clinic (a topic for another time) for the next injections in two series of immunizations. (Some of you may recall the healthcare program in which I’m trying to enroll. Still trying.) This particular Minute Clinic happens to be housed in a Target near-ish our place. My appointment was (stupidly) scheduled (by me) for Black Friday. At 1500. At Target.

    I left the house super early, figuring I might need to park 5 miles away and walk in. I arrived super early. To an empty parking lot. I parked in the center section. Directly in front of the doors. In the second space.

    THANK YOU, JEFF BEZOS.

    Wait, what? What’s happening on the website next week? Oh, right.

    After catching you up on the minutiae of my life, I’m pressed for time this evening, so I’m afraid you’re just getting writers’ names, not attached to days. You’re going to be here every day anyway, amirite?

    Links by: Sloopy, OMWC, Brett L. Assorted rap…scallions and badly formed stone sculpture. Perhaps others. Not necessarily in that order.

    Regular features by: Not Adahn (even when he’s traveling, he’s a professional!); mexicansharpshooter; Web Dom; SP; SugarFree, if you’re very, very good. And also, What Are We Reading.

    Special features from: Nephilium; PieInTheSky; Jarflax; banginglc1; Yusef Drives a Kia; Kinnath; and trshmnstr.

    Another great week!

     
    There are a bunch of posts languishing in draft stage. If you are the writer of one of the orphaned posts, do your fellow Glibs a solid and finish them up! We want to hear from you.

    Also, if you think you might want to be on the Contributing Writers page, here’s how. The Glibertarians community relies on Glib-sourced posts, for which we are grateful. After all, there needs to be some post to ignore to provide you with a comment section.

     
    And, speaking of comments… take it away, Saturday Night Open Post!

  • Do I live in a Blue State Now?

    Floating around the ether recently is the idea that Arizona is no longer what is known as a “Red State.”  This is not really a new concept, as the media has discussed this since Bill Clinton won Arizona’s electoral college votes when he was reelected in 1996.  Back then, they cited the state’s changing demographics. I touched on this a bit in my review of a Cream Ale, citing a study from the well regarded W.P. Carey School of Business at Arizona State, the majority of people moving to Arizona for better or worse are from California.

    This is my review of Dogfish Head Sea Quench Session Sour Ale

    So does the election of Krysten Sinema spell the beginning of the end?  Maybe, maybe not.

    A pretty good post-mortem of this election can be found on Ricochet.  Jon Gabriel makes a pretty good case that Sinema won primarily because she ran a more positive, aggressive campaign, and was better known in Phoenix.  While McSally being the representative from Discrict 2, which splits Tucson, was not as well known in Phoenix where the majority of the state lives.  She also focused on portraying Sinema as the annoying girl shrieking into a megaphone outside the student union—yes, well all knew that was her, thanks.  Simply put, when half the population of the state does not live in the metro area you represent, and over half of that metro area will not support you, you might be at a disadvantage.  

    You WILL turn in your guns, so I can play with them.

    I can see this being from Phoenix, because until somebody attempted to assassinate her, I didn’t much know anything about Gabrielle Giffords—other than the photo of her with an AR-15.

    Then there was the part that McSally reminded everyone of John McCain or if you are a conservative, worse than that,  Let’s face it, she’s also a retired fighter pilot, a squishy moderate, and neither endorsed or condemned Trump in 2016.  They both even have Mc in the name.

    Let’s look at the election numbers themselves.  As I wrote previously, while there are certainly a few shenanigans that I would like the state to investigate, these wouldn’t have affected the outcome all that much, therefore I still do not believe there is much evidence of voter fraud.  That said, as of 14 November, the statewide elections break down like this:

    The State Legislature and House Districts break down like this:

    First off, note the lack of a Team L candidate for any of these races.  The one that ran for governor, Kevin McCormick, did not get enough signatures to get a name on the ballot.  I reached out to his campaign in the summer, to see what he was about, ask a few questions, and distribute his answers appropriately for the lovely people of this site to tear him apart.  Sadly, he declined.

    Where we get to have some fun with the numbers is here:

    Feel free to tear apart my math

    One thing that initially popped into my head was perhaps a significant number of team red types voted Doug Ducey for governor and declined to vote at all in the Senate race.  This is wrong, as it only accounts for 691 voters. My next thought was the difference between Ducey’s total and McSally’s, just to get a grip on what the damage is. That is -185,978, a difference of 14.67%–okay fair enough.  If we divide the margin of the Senate race by the total number that voted for Ducey, we get a percentage. 3.13% to be exact. That is the percentage of voters, otherwise happy to vote for team red in the Governor race, McSally would ultimately fail to convince to vote for her.  

    Looking at the other statewide races we see when team red won, they won by a fairly comfortable margin.  Where team blue won, they won it by a nose. An average of 4.04%, to .77%, respectfully. The legislature did not flip either.  

    With regard to the house elections, it could be a combination of the typical increased turnout of the party opposite the one in power nationally, name recognition for Greg Stanton as he is the mayor of Phoenix and the district he won is primarily in Phoenix, and Anne Kirkpatrick being well-known from her failed attempt to unseat John McCain in 2016.  Plus District 2 is made up in part from a district Kirkpatrick formerly represented in Northern Arizona.

    For all this talk about changing demographics, one would think somebody would ride Sinema’s coattails.  While you might say Hobbs may have received a favorable bump, a team blue candidate winning a downballot seat is not that uncommon in Arizona either.  Personally, I voted for Hobbs, as I typically vote that candidate for secretary of state from the opposite party I vote for governor—gridlock is a good thing.  If it were turning blue, perhaps a few progressive measures have passed in the last ten to fifteen years?  None come to mind, but feel free to dig around and prove me wrong.

    But what has passed? Constitutional Carry, and Occupational Licensing reform are the first that come to mind.  There are even a few that come to mind where team red arguably went too far that I will not link to, but I bet you heard of them.

    So is Arizona a blue state?  Maybe, maybe not.

     

    Is this beer any good?  I actually tried this multiple times to try to be objective, it really isn’t.  Its salt and lime, like a margarita, but without the class.  If you like sours, I’m sure you will like it just fine.  Dogfish Head Sea Quench Session Sour:  1.5/5.

  • Saturday Morning Perfunctory Links

    Saturday Morning Perfunctory Links

    It’s futile to try to exercise off the excess caloric intake of the past few days, but Yahweh help me, I’m trying. Part of that effort is doing an eight mile circuit through nearby towns, and some of the images I’ve captured along the way are things that amused me. A lot of the themes have to do with the pedophile character I created, which SP assures me “is not at all funny.” I smile and tell her that she’ll get it when she’s a grown-up.

    Notable birthdays today include (((Baruch Spinoza))); ragman Scott Joplin; writer William F. Buckley, Jr, the sound of whose grave spinning is audible even from here; and fun guy Ted Bundy, who was tragically born too early to be a fixture on Tindr.

    On to the news!

    What happens when a bunch of GS-12s, contractors, and grantees feel that their power, influence, and funds for grifting are being threatened? Report Of Doom, that’s what. Here’s a nugget:

    Farmers will face extremely tough times. The quality and quantity of their crops will decline across the country due to higher temperatures, drought and flooding. In parts of the Midwest, farms will be able to produce less than 75% of the corn they produce today, and the southern part of the region could lose more than 25% of its soybean yield.

    Try to ignore the recently set records in agricultural output. We’re going to starve. Any day now, you’ll see.

    OK, nothing that newsworthy here, but I just loved the headline.

    If you’ve ever had the misfortune to be in a classy drinking establishment, taproom, or winery when a bachelorette party descends, you’ll have more than a little sympathy for the supposed bad guys in this story.

    I think the writer of this story is showing a little more glee than objective journalism calls for.

     

    “Work accident” or Pope Jimbo fart-lighting gone terribly wrong? We report, you decide.

    I’ve heard of “self-hating Jews,” but this one is… special.

     


    Old Guy Music! Why is it that the bounciest, happiest song I know is titled Sad Sad Sad Sad? I have no idea, but you’ll love it.

     

  • ZARDOZ FRIDAY NIGHT LINKS OF DISMAY

    CINEMA CLASSIC

    ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. IT WAS NOT A GOOD DAY FOR ZARDOZ YESTERDAY. ZARDOZ HAD HEARD THERE WAS TO A GREAT CLEANSING OF TURKEY… ZARDOZ WAS PUZZLED WHY A SINGLE BRUTAL NATION-STATE WAS TO BE CLEANSED. BUT ZARDOZ WILL TAKE WHAT ZARDOZ CAN GET, CHOSEN ONES. HOWEVER, ZARDOZ SOON LEARNED, INSTEAD OF A GREAT CLEANSING OF BRUTALS, IT WAS A MASS CONSUMPTION OF BUMBLING SEMI-AVIAN  CREATURES.

    THE CREATURES THAT WERE CLEANSED.

    AS YOU CAN RIGHTLY IMAGINE, ZARDOZ WAS NOT AMUSED. BUT, THIS SHOULD NOT STOP THE CHOSEN ONES FROM ENJOYING THEIR NIGHT. FOR YOU HAVE GREATLY PLEASED ZARDOZ WITH YOUR SNARKING AT THE BRUTALS WHO PLAGUE THE EARTH. THEREFOR, RECEIVE THE GIFT OF THE LINK! GO FORTH AND COMMENT!

    • ZARDOZ CAN ONLY ASSUME THIS WILL LEAD TO GREATER CLEANSING OF THE FILTH OF BRUTALS. “NEVER AGAIN” MEANT “WELL, NOT FOR A WHILE”…YES?
    • NOT IMPRESSED. REPEAT, ZARDOZ IS NOT IMPRESSED. FAR TOO FEW FATALITIES.
    • ZARDOZ IS DISAPPOINT. PUNISHED? HE SHOULD BE PROMOTED TO BRUTAL EXTERMINATOR, WITH GUTS LIKE THAT.

    ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.