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  • ZARDOZ RETURNS TO VANQUISH DEAR PRUDENCE, ONCE AGAIN

    WRONG!
    CORRECT!

     

     

    ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. THE TABERNACLE HAS INFORMED ZARDOZ THAT “DEAR PRUDENCE” HAS CONTINUED TO DISPENSE ADVICE – NO MATTER HOW WRONG ZARDOZ HAS SHOWN HER TO BE. THEREFOR, ZARDOZ MUST ONCE AGAIN PROVIDE SUPERIOR ADVICE – AND SHOW THE BRUTAL “PRUDENCE” THE ERROR OF HER WAYS.

     

    Q: Conspiracy theories: My cousin recently set me up on a date with a really great guy that she knew from work. At first, I was hesitant to go on a date with him as he is 43 and I am 27, however I decided to give him a chance and I was really glad I did. He’s smart, funny, and easy to hang out with. I am also very attracted to him physically. The only bad thing, so far, is that during a text conversation, he alluded to believing that 9/11 was an inside job. At first I thought he was joking, but further questions revealed that he was not. We discussed it in person the next time we met up, and he was joking about it with me but didn’t change his stance. Is this a deal breaker? I felt bad afterward because I was basically making fun of him to his face not realizing he actually believed what he was saying.

    A: DEAL BREAKER? FOOLISH BRUTAL! PARANOIA IS A REQUIREMENT FOR BRUTAL ENFORCERS. YOU MUST GO TO SECOND LEVEL MEDITATION WITH HIM. REVEL IN THE FEAR AND DISTRUST. YOUR ONLY REQUIREMENT IS TO CONTINUE TO HEED THE WORD OF ZARDOZ – WATCH THE “ATTRACTED TO HIM PHYSICALLY” STUFF. REMEMBER, THE PENIS IS EVIL! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

     

    Q: Holiday hosting etiquette: Each year, my wife’s niece hosts a Christmas dinner for the entire, relatively large, family. Most years this is in the neighborhood of 40 people. Her mother-in-law is from another country, and they do a dinner theme around the mother-in-law’s native cuisine. The dinner and food are always very enjoyable, and we are sure to express our gratitude openly and often. This year, we received a text stating that we were required to bring $5 per person to cover the costs of the dinner. On one hand, I enjoy the meal, and I enjoy the family time, so I have no issue paying. The $40 it’s going to cost my family is not going to break the bank. On the other hand, this, to me, is rather rude. If you do not wish to host, then don’t. If you don’t wish to host so many, then don’t invite everyone. What is the etiquette of this situation? My wife’s first reaction was simply to say that we wouldn’t be going. I am not so sure how to react.

    A: MISERABLE BRUTAL – LISTEN TO YOUR WIFE. THE PLAGUE OF MEN YOUR WIFE’S NIECE FEEDS CUTS INTO THE GRAIN AVAILABLE FOR THE VORTEX! THE FILTH OF BRUTALS IS TO BE CLEANSED, NOT WINED AND DINED! NOT ONLY SHOULD YOU NOT PAY, YOU SHOULD DIRECT THE BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS TO THIS PARTY, NEXT YEAR, SO THAT THE BRUTALS ATTENDING CAN BE ROUNDED UP AND PUT INTO SERVICE IN THE GRAIN FIELDS! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

    MERRY CHRISTMAS, SLAVES!

     

     

     

     

     

    Q: My mother is trying to turn my wedding into her second wedding: I am getting married next spring, and my fiancé and I are very excited to move to the next phase of our relationship. Wedding planning has been surprisingly easy, save for my mother. My mother has an opinion on everything in that she wants everything to involve her. She wants to pick out music for her to be seated to. She wants my fiancé to walk her down the aisle to her seat. She wants to wear a white dress to the ceremony! What do I do here? My fiancé and I are paying for most of the wedding on our own, but my mother made a sizable donation to our wedding fund, which she claimed was “no strings attached,” but clearly there are many strings attached. My fiancé has suggested that we give her back her money, but we can’t afford the wedding without it. Please help!

    A: BRUTAL, YOUR MOTHER SHOULD BE CLEANSED, NOT GIVEN HER MONEY BACK. WEDDINGS ARE AN IMPORTANT PART OF LIFE IN THE VORTEX, AND NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!

    THE BRIDE WORE WHITE

     

     

     

     

     

    FOR HER ATTEMPTS TO MEDDLE WITH THE SOCIAL ORDER OF THE ETERNALS, SHE WILL BE HANDED OVER TO THE BRUTAL ENFORCERS…

     

     

     

     

     

     

    ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

  • Thursday Morning Links

    Thursday Morning Links

    I concur with this snow sculpture.

    This week keeps dragging on and on. And it seems to be getting colder as it does. I know its gonna finally get into the 50s here today and back into the 60s on the weekend so I’m not gonna bitch too much.  But still…I hate cold weather. And most of a week in the 20s and 30s for me suuuuucks.

    Not too much going on in the sports world yesterday. This article was written.  You know, heaven forbid a team hire who they want without wasting other people’s time and money checking off a stupid box. It’s insulting to professional coaches and insulting to what are essentially the token blacks being brought in for no reason other than to comply with a race-based rule. Maybe some players should propose a Rooney Rule for white receivers and running backs. That would get panned as racist, while on the other hand, this desire to judge people by the color of their skin rather than the content of their character coaching ability is viewed as “progress” of some sort.

    Jon Gruden sending racist messages? Or making a smoothie? Don’t ask “The Undefeated” to answer that question.

    In hoops, Brett’s Seminoles took down the Tar Heels last night. Kentucky barely beat LSU. Oklahoma rolled. Miami fell to Ga Tech. Clemson, UVA and Purdue all won. On the ice, the Red Wings and Blackhawks took care of business. And across the pond, Arsenhole and Chelski played to a draw.

    Didja get all that? Do you really care? Doesn’t matter. Time to move on anyway into…the links!

    This man would rather appease a terrorist state than stand beside a boor.

    Iran’s Revolutionary Guards on the move to stamp out “sedition.”  That can’t be a good sign and I hope the move is condemned by the leaders of free countries.  But don’t count on the leader gf Froglandia to do so. He’s too busy calling Trump out for his “inflammatory comments” that have been little more than supportive of the people protesting the barbaric assholes who throw gays off of water towers and stone unescorted rape victims to death.  Way to stand up for freedom, Macron…you worthless, cowardly piece of shit.

    I swear, this current storm is like a movie plot. If only it had waited until The Day After Tomorrow then it wouldn’t be causing so much havoc.

    A 4.4 magnitude earthquake hit this morning near Berkeley, CA. No word from local authorities if its because of man-made global warming or if it was Trump’s fault personally. Either way, there’s no way it could have been a naturally-occurring event.  Serious traffic delays are expected.

    Don’t get excited. Apparently this is NOT footage from yesterday.

    There was a fire at the Clinton house in Chappaqua, NY. No injuries were reported and it was quickly contained.  And all we have to do now is wait for the “surprising” news that it unfortunately burned up [insert something that was either under subpoena or had been requested under FOIA] but that the former SoS and President were doing their best to comply with [insert name of agency that had demanded it be turned over].

    As the latest member of the Kennedy cabal family enters the political world, so does mudslinging. This time its accusations of racism. And I can’t see how its gonna help him any.  Who knows, maybe he was just doing what Kennedy’s do best before going out in public: getting drunk.

    I’ve had to discipline employees in the past.  But I didn’t do it quite like this. In the guy’s defense, I’d like to see photographs from the time for a little context.

    And last but not least: Houston keeps winning!

    This album cover reminds me of this week for most of the country. Plus I like the song.

    Good luck out there, friends. Stay warm.

  • Employment Survey

    Employment Survey

    Artists working


    Often in the links comment threads, Glibs mention various aspects of their employment lives. It got me wondering what all everyone does, and for whom.*

    Do you work for a small, medium, or large company? Is it multinational or local? Are you self-employed? Are you government-employed? Student? Retired? Independently wealthy?

    Are you a butcher, baker, or candlestick maker?

    SP in 15 years

    I’ll start. I am self-employed. I work as both a professional artist and I help clients solve various business and marketing challenges through my digital strategy company.


    UPDATE! This was so interesting and something to which the community may want to refer in the future, so I’m linking it permanently in the website front page side bar, just above the Recent Comments section.

    Thank you! I loved learning about all the interesting stuff everyone does and getting to know you better.


    *Yes, I’m expecting many replies to be, “Fuck off, Slaver!”

  • Afternoon Still Freezing Links

    Afternoon Still Freezing Links

    I know we want an “authentic” work environment, here at the office. But I didn’t realize that meant “The Alps in Winter”.

    TPS Reports?!

    At least 7 engineers, HVAC mavens (and one beat down rep from the architect) have trooped around our work area, trying to figure out what to do about the permafrost on our floor and icicles hanging from the ceiling tiles. For some reason they won’t listen to my Napalm suggestion. Wimps.

    But enough of my trivial problems. We have some Links to get to!

    • I was actually quite disappointed in this. I mean, come on, how can you see “Bomb Cyclone” and not think “Follow up to the Sharknado movies?!” Bah.
    • Further evidence of the superiority of socialized medicine!
    • I am not sure I agree with number 3. But a casus belli is a casus belli.
    • That is quite enough cold…how about a little fire? “But scanner reports said it was a bedroom fire and has been extinguished.” I expect PRIME snark from all of you about this one.

    **Bonus sports/legislative trolling link!** (h/t SugarFree)

     

  • Five minute Romanian lesson

    Five minute Romanian lesson

    Earlier on this fair blog, straffinrun senpai regaled us with a short Japanese lesson. And while learning how to say American in Japanese is useful and all, it is not the most useful thing one may know about a language. As any fule kno, when learning a language, you first learn to swear, so you know whose ass to kick while abroad. And thus begineth the five minute Romanian lesson.

    I can provide appropriate pickup lines for second grade for OMWC
    Second grade level lesson

    But Pie! you will cry. This is a family friendly website, full of wholesome individuals, who never said a swear word in their life! True. But if you ever meet a flesh and blood Romanian, you will want to know what they say. And they will. To begin… Romania is a poetic, musical language and, as such, there are many a ways to swear. In five minutes, alas, we only have time for the basics.

    Like in many countries, males swear more then females and otherkin, and males are touchy about their mothers, so many swear words ehm… touch mothers. Without further ado…

    To start with the symbol of ever present patriarchy, pula is the basic vulgar word for penis. It may mean dick or cock or what have you. But to find equivalent English swear words, it would be closer translated to fuck, based on it’s use. It is found in such swears as sugi pula (suck my cock), ia pula (“have a dick” aka fuck off), date-n pula mea (“go to my dick” aka also fuck off), ce pula mea vrei (what “my dick” do you want so basically what the fuck do you want), or imi bag pula-n mă-ta (I’ll stick my dick in your mom), băga-mi-aş  pula in ea de treabă (feeling of anger, literally: I’d stick my dick in this whole business or basically fuck this). It is also used as a comparison word, usually for something bad. Cum a mers interviul (how was the interview), ca pula (like a cock aka awful)

    Pizda (a word of I assume Slavic origin) is the basic vulgar word for the vagina. Found most often in the swear dute-n pizda mă-tii (go to your mama’s pussy, also knows as sending one to ones origins). It is also a comparison word, but this time meaning something good pizdă de masina (great car), pizdos (cool) or the superlative form miez de pizdă (miez can mean essence, in case of bread can mean the crumb, in case of fruit like walnut it can mean the actual nutmeat, it can mean middle of something, etc.)

    Fut means to fuck. A common verb in swears in many a country. Frequented uses are the fut in gat/gura (fuck you in the throat/mouth), o fut  pe mă-ta (fuck your mother) and it only escalates from here.  Futu-ţi morţii mătii (fuck your mother’s dead people aka ancestors). Futu-ţi dumnezeii mătii  (fuck your mother’s gods) and many variations of this theme.

    Muie is basically either semen or the act of fucking someone orally (the most used expression is să-ţi dau muie which means I see you are fellating me in your future). It is mostly used as a standalone swear. Sloboz (release) is another slang term for semen, used in phrases like date-n sloboz (got into semen), si ce sloboz vrei (what in the name of semen do you want).

    Now to complement the above, pronouns in Romanian:

    Old school : Eu Tu El/Ea Noi Voi Ei

    New School: xir, xer, ji, hjer, zag, zog, zig

    Conjugate the verb to be:
    A fi 
    Eu sunt
    Tu esti
    El/Ea este
    Noi suntem
    Voi sunteţi
    Ei sunt

    Conjugate the verb to have:
    A avea
    Eu am
    Tu ai
    El/Ea are
    Noi avem,
    Voi aveti
    Ei au

    Numbers to ten: zero unu doi trei patru cinci şase şapte opt noua zece

    Unde este creionul? Creionul este pe birou (where is the pencil? the pencil is on the desk)

    This concludes the five minute Romanian lesson. For homework write “pula pizda fut sloboz muie” 100 times.

    And to have some English involved, for no reason, I leave you with Monty Python’s naval medley subtitles in Italian

  • Wednesday Morning Links

    Wednesday Morning Links

    This week already feels weird. It feels like a Tuesday. No wait, it feels like a Friday. Or a Monday. Or…well anything but a Wednesday.  Damn, its hard together back in the work mode. Which is probably not what RichRod was thinking when he checked his email this morning or late last night in N. Nogales, AZ. This is sure one hell of a weird way to lose your job. And one hell of a way for a school to let you go for losing to Purdue. Because from what I can read of the story, the “shocking” headline notwithstanding, they’re paying him as if he was fired without cause, the “accuser” refused to cooperate or hand over anything to substantiate her claim of…what exactly?  And they never once mention anything he might have done wrong.

    Ooh, that’s gonna leave a mark.

    His workday was marginally worse than the grounds crew in Melbourne, after the ICC rated the MCG “poor” following an uninspired fourth test draw in the Ashes series. The Limeys have already been embarrassed in the five match series, having failed to retain (correction from earlier post there) the silverware or even be competitive, but this at least moves the spotlight away from their poor play and onto someone else.

    The Las Vegas hockey team keeps rolling. As does Man City in soccer, who all but have the EPL locked up just over halfway through the season. Crystal Palace and West Ham also won to move further away from the bottom of the table.  And Kansas looks to be in jeopardy of not winning the Big 12 (with ten teams) this year after dropping another conference game at home.

    That was a schizo sports update, I know. But most of you don’t come here for that anyway. You come for…the links!

    Replying with all the seriousness Kim Jong Un deserves, Donald Trump takes to twitter after Kim’s “I’ve got a button” remarks. LOL. I mean, that’s all I can do is laugh. If we’d have had this kind of statesmanship instead of bowing and scraping and giving free food and aid every time the little nutcase made a threat while building nukes, perhaps we wouldn’t be dealing with a little nutcase with nukes making threats now.

    Where’s the button, fat boy?

    Germany doesn’t believe in free speech. Because those poor, sensitive immigrants wan’t read words like this without getting bomb-y.  But the words are the problem…not the ensuing bombiness, right Merkel? Not to be outdone, England piles on the anti-speech wagon too. Funny that the guy is tagged with being right-wing when the real Nazis were socialists in every sense of the word, which last time I checked was pretty far on the right side of the spectrum.  ooh, maybe the Commies and Socialists “switched sides” like the Dems and GOP are said to have done sometime right before or after a majority of Dems voted against the civil rights bill.

    Dammit, Jim. I told you to delete everything once we were done! That’s what I’m imagining the latest correspondence between a certain woodland walker from New York and a certain unemployed former civil “servant” went like.  I’m grabbing the popcorn.

    Doing their best to fuck up the gravy train, the union representing the snowplow and trash truck drivers in Chicago set a strike vote for Sunday. I don’t get it. Does the city manage all trash service exclusively?  Because in a city that is rapidly growing and will be larger than Chicago very soon, we let neighborhoods or individuals negotiate with competitive trash service.I know their users pay a fairly low rate, but perhaps opening it to competition and getting rid of the legacy costs might be worth considering. As to the low rate, I pay about $100 a year for trash service that comes twice a week for garbage and once a month for large items.

    An Oregonian attempting to fill his tank.

    More hilarity as Oregonians voice their displeasure at having to learn a new skill. If you can’t pump gas or change a tire (sorry to any people out there who lack the basic skill or cognitive ability to learn how to work a jack or lug wrench), you shouldn’t be able to drive a car.

    OK, this is a dick move. But I’m having a hard time ginning up too much anger at the offending party when the masses of the “aggrieved” are such assclowns.

    Trying to keep the music going strong early in 2018.

    Have a great day, friends!

  • Afternoon Frozen Links

    Afternoon Frozen Links

    HERE’S….SWISSY!

    You’ll pardon me, please, for these links. Until we got that burn barrel of old memos going, it was too cold to type around here. But, the Links must go on. So I added a few copies of old audit reports to the Eidgenössische Finanzmarktaufsicht and it has warmed up enough to not only type, but to give you the high quality links you deserve!!! OK…that might sound a bit snarky, in light of the links I have actually managed to put up. Anyway, enjoy or scorn, as you will.

    • The SKY(lab) is falling! No, really. OK, it is a Chinese space station, but still…
    • Kids these days! Back IN MY DAY, we didn’t need to shoot people dozens of times to get a kill. Who do these punks think they are, the police?
    • #RailFail – But with the all-knowing, all-seeing government keeping a grip on the railroads of the UK, how could anyone be displeased with a bit of a fare hike? I mean, they could just go to a competi…oh. Or drive a car to London…oh. Suck it up Albion, you made your socialist choice.
    • This link gives us two early candidates for understatement of the year, 2018.  “While many would prefer money, cash distribution in Nigeria’s northeast is fraught with risk.” and “Reports of corruption in the humanitarian crisis relief efforts are rife. Those involved, such as government officials, aid workers and soldiers, are alleged to skim from the top before distributing aid.”

    So there you are. I’ll leave you to comment, as I need to go find a couple more sets of something in hard copy to burn.

  • A Deep Dive into Cryptocurrencies and their Operations: Part 3

    A Deep Dive into Cryptocurrencies and their Operations: Part 3

    Aight! We’ve talked about Computer Science and we’ve talked about some design features used in blockchain. Now let’s put it all together and cap this series off.

    What is blockchain? It is a linked list of data structures that uses cryptographic hashing to sign each data structure, thus including it in the canonical chain. Here’s the block used by Bitcoin (most other cryptos will have mostly the same components).

    You can see the transactions in the Block Content section, and you can see info (such as the hash of the previous block) in the Header section. Let’s relate this all together and draw a true picture of a blockchain (specifically Bitcoin) block. To do so, we’re gonna be dealing with a whole bunch of cryptographic hashes.

    Hashing: A Redux

    If you want the nitty gritty detail, you can go here. However, since we’re not writing a mining algorithm or a storefront, I’ll spare you the minutae. If you want an awesome video that explains exactly what I’m about to talk about, but in visual form? Here ya go! Want to learn more about blockchain than you ever wanted to know, but all at a layperson level? You’re welcome!

    Here’s a Bitcoin block:

    Let’s work from the bottom up.

    txns

    The payload of a Bitcoin block is an array of transactions. Each transaction looks like this:

    I show the transaction mainly to show you that it contains two things: tx_in and tx_out. This is how it works, you combine a certain number of prior transactions in the blockchain (inputs) and then dole out the coins contained in those transactions in the outputs. If the inputs go over how much you’re paying the other person, you add an output to pay yourself back the overage. It’s much like cash. Just like handing bills to the cashier and receiving change back, you hand over inputs, and receive back an output for the overage.

    Let’s do a quick example. Oscar wants to pay ZARDOZ for the Gift of the Gun, and he wants to pay $150. Oscar has previously received money from Office Manager Mohammed for “Jihad related expenses” for the amount of $110. Oscar has also previously received money from Preet Bahahahaha for “Woodchipping services” in the amount of $65. In order to pay ZARDOZ, Oscar sets up the transaction by including the previous Jihad and Woodchipping transactions as inputs, and creates two outputs: one to ZARDOZ for $150, and one back to Oscar for the remainder ($25). Then those Jihad and Woodchipping transactions are marked as fulfilled, meaning that they can’t be used again as inputs.

    txn_count

    This is fairly self explanatory. This contains the number of transactions in the block.

    nonce

    From here on up in the block, everything is contained in the header. Remember that the hash of the block is really the hash of the header. The txn and txn_count parts of the block are not used in calculating the hash. However, we’ll find out really soon why the transactions are still reflected in the block hash.

    Nonce is related to mining. I’ve alluded to the way that blocks are created, and I’ll discuss it more in the next section, but suffice it to say that the nonce is a random number and has no purpose besides in calculating the hash. The way that a block is added to the blockchain is that the block’s hash must be below a certain number. How do you get the hash below a certain number? You adjust the source data used to make the hash. Since the hash comes from the header and the nonce is in the header, you can change the nonce until the hash is below a certain number. Notice that simply changing the nonce to a lower number doesn’t guarantee that the hash is a lower number. This is where luck and random chance come into play. We’ll talk more in the next section about this.

    bits

    Bits goes with the nonce. It is the “certain number” mentioned above that the hash needs to go below for the block to be accepted.

    timestamp

    Timestamp is self explanatory. It’s the time when the block was created.

    Merkle Root

    We’ve discussed the Merkle root before, but haven’t really nailed it down. Let’s do that now. The 10,000 foot view is that the Merkle root is the hash of all of the transactions. The hash of the block (which is actually the hash of the block header) takes the Merkle root into account when calculated.

    The Merkle tree is a binary tree (each parent node has two children) that hashes from the bottom up. The bottom row of the Merkle tree contains the hashes of each transaction. The middle row hashes adjacent bottom row hashes (it’s a hash of a hash). The top row is a hash of a hash of a hash and contains information from all of the transactions. Notice what it would take to modify or replace a transaction. If STEVE SMITH tries to replace TX4 with FAKE_TX4, he has to recalculate three different hashes, as well (all of the hashes that include TX4 in them).

    Prev Hash

    This has been discussed at length in the prior two parts. This is the hash of the prior block, the link between the current block and the prior block.

    Version

    The version of the blockchain tells everybody what rules this block has been assembled under. This makes it possible to improve a blockchain without having to toss out all of the old blocks.

    Mining

    We’ve hinted at what mining is already, but now we can put all the pieces together. When transactions are posted to the blockchain network (all of the computers mining and transacting on that blockchain), they are packaged up into a block to be added to the end of the blockchain. How this happens is technical and a bit beyond this overview. Once a block is packaged up, the mining process begins. The block, sans block hash and nonce, is sent out to the network for mining. Computers that are set up as miners begin to calculate the block hash. Remember that the block hash is calculated from data that includes the Merkle root, the previous block’s hash, and the nonce. All of those pieces of data are constant except for the nonce. Therefore, miners, upon calculating the block hash, adjust the nonce to try to get the block hash to be less than the current difficulty number (represented by the bits field).

    Once a miner has calculated a block hash below the current difficulty number, they submit the hashed block to the network. If they’re the first to do so, they “win”. They end up getting a small payment of cryptocurrency for their efforts. The payment is based on an algorithm that reduces the amount of currency created for a successful mine until an end date when no more currency will be created for that coin. At that time, miners will only be compensated by transaction fees (which are currently in the tenths of a percent range).

    As you can imagine, it’s not easy to do this. Bitcoin, for example, is designed so that, on average, the winner mines the block in about 10 minutes. Given the vast amount of processing power dedicated to Bitcoin mining across the world, the chance of a single desktop computer winning even once a month is slim. In some other cryptocurrencies, it is easier, but even a second tier crypto like Monero would average one or two wins a month for a standard desktop computer. At that point, you’re probably not making enough to pay for the electricity you used.

    That’s where mining pools come in. It’s a fairly simple concept. Take a bunch of computers, let them mine as a cohesive unit, and split the winnings across members based on a pre-defined formula.

    The Big Picture of Blockchain and Different Applications

    We’ve talked about blockchain in the context of cryptos, but there are a ton of different potential applications for blockchain. The main “hot topic” for blockchain use is reputation analysis. Rather than having to go through a reputation broker (Uber, AirBnB, Yelp) to find out whether the person driving that car or renting that room or cooking that meal is trustworthy, you can reach out to the decentralized blockchain to find their reputation.

    This is a fairly simplistic application of reputation analysis, but the reason folks are excited is the application of such a thing to automation technology. What if, for example, you didn’t have to put in a reservation to get a hotel room? If your reputation is high enough and the room is available,  the lockbox automatically opens and gives you the key to the room. All you have to do is tell the system how long you plan on staying there, and you’re set.

    Another application is identity management. Does the cashier really need to see your name, address, and other personal info to know that you’re old enough to buy alcohol? There’s a whole bunch of identity leakage that sets each and every one of us up for identity theft. One proposed use of blockchain is to provide customized identity services. The cashier can query the blockchain as to whether you’re old enough to buy alcohol, but can’t access your address. Amazon can get your address, but can’t get your social security number. Starbucks can get your first name, but not your last name.

    What about securing your finances? This isn’t entirely separate from cryptocurrencies, but what if every transaction you made was from a different account? Instead of giving your bank account info or your credit card number to merchants, you give the equivalent of a Visa gift card with the exact amount of the transaction on it. If Target gets breached and your info is leaked to malevolent actors, it’s not an issue, because it points to an empty one-time account.

    Finally, the application that I think would be the most interesting. Traffic management via blockchain. As automated cars become a more likely reality, most of the traffic management interaction methods that have been designed to be centralized or distributed in nature. A decentralized traffic management system would reduce the efficacy of government meddling and the potential for an enforced monopoly a la internet service provider.

    Cryptocurrencies

    I’m not going to list out all the cryptocurrencies in detail. I trust y’all to DDG it yourselves. Let me just point out a few of the big ones in passing.

    Bitcoin – The original and most famous. There is relatively little anonymity in using Bitcoin, as shown by the Silk Road FBI takedown.  It’s also relatively slow to get new blocks integrated, at an average of 10 minutes per block.

    Bitcoin Cash – A fork of Bitcoin meant to scale to more users a bit easier by making the blocks bigger.

    LiteCoin – Billed as “silver to Bitcoin’s gold”. It generates blocks 4x faster (2.5 minutes per block), will generate more coins than BitCoin, and some different internal algorithms.

    Ethereum – Ethereum is much more than a cryptocurrency. It creates smart contracts that can take advantage of automation. Want to unlock your guestroom when somebody has enough reputation points? Ethereum is probably the best blockchain to start from to do this sort of thing.

    Monero – Billed as the “secure cryptocurrency,” it is designed slightly differently from BitCoin so that bad actors (like the FBI) can’t trace one transaction back and see your entire transaction history. Secure is a relative term, because, as seen in the Silk Road incident, there are weaknesses wherever you have to give personal info (shipping, currency conversion)

    Drawbacks and Limitations

    This could be an article in and of itself, but I’ll just hit a few that are top of mind.

    1. Blockchain length – The immense size of the Bitcoin (and other large cryptos’) blockchain means that you either need to rely on somebody else’s node to get plugged in (by using an exchange) or you need to wait a few days for all of the blocks to be downloaded.
    2. Block acceptance time – In Bitcoin, it takes an average of 10 minutes for your transaction to be included in an accepted block, and due to forks (when two different blocks are accepted in two different parts of the network), folks recommend waiting an hour before declaring the transaction “completed.” That obviously doesn’t work for somebody trying to walk out the checkout line at the supermarket.
    3. Scalability – This is kinda wrapped up in the last two, but the number of transactions in a block are limited by a maximum size. Therefore, as more and more transactions occur, the chance of your transaction making the first block goes down substantially. Then, you have to wait not only 10 minutes for your block to be mined, but you have to wait an unknown amount of time until your transaction is included in a mined block. This is where transaction fees come into play. When there are 50,000 transactions, which ones are you going to try to make into a block as a miner? The ones that pay the best, of course.
    4. Security – We’ve discussed some security concerns already, but blockchain doesn’t resolve the single biggest threat in online transactions: the other party in the transaction retaining and ultimately misappropriating your personal information.

     

    I hope this series was helpful to y’all! I’ve certainly learned a ton!

  • Tuesday Morning Links

    Tuesday Morning Links

    OK, apparently I was supposed to do links yesterday morning but went walkabout instead. I humbly apologize.  I was off getting some supplies for the final day of bowl games after having not drank so much as a drop on NYE.  Anyway, my bad.

    About those bowls.  I’m pretty stoked that the Big Ten went a perfect 7-1 this year. Congratulations to what was likely the best conference in football. Not that we sit around chanting our conference name or glom onto the victories of those who have won something.  But I digress.

    Don’t lose your head, Oilers!

    NFL playoffs set after a wild finish to Sunday’s games.  And in hockey, a quick standings update: Tampa Bay is demolishing the Wales Conference, with Washington, New Jersey, Boston and Toronto trying to keep pace. Meanwhile, if the season ended today the Penguins would miss the playoffs. In the Campbell Conference, Las Vegas has the highest point total with a couple games in hand. The expansion team leads Winnipeg, LA and Nashville while a logjam of trams keeps the 5 through 12 positions knotted pretty tightly.  Should be a hell of a run down the stretch this year and I am sure many of you are excited to see what happened once the playoffs kick off in April or May or whenever they finally get to it.

    In soccer, the transfer window has opened again and who the hell knows what’s going to happen beyond Liverpool’s defensive gambit. All I know is that they’ve gone without a loss in 13 straight league games and are looking ready to play Saturday in the FA Cup Third Round.

    Got all that? Good! That means I can now jump into…the links!

    Big tax blue states look to thwart the tax break plan by rigging their own tax systems in ways that will punish their own people.  I guess the possibility of lowering their state income taxes and decreasing legacy benefits to government pensioners and scaling back wasteful and unnecessary public services never occurred to them.  Well, good luck with that, assholes. Meanwhile, I’ll enjoy keeping more of my money.

    Meryl Streep giving a standing ovation to child molester. Also, Nic Cage doing what he does best: not acting.

    A bunch of Hollywood actresses put their money where their mouth is and create a $15M fund to fight sexual harassment. I’m not sure why Meryl Streep is doing this. Trolling? Performance art? Guilt over her persistent support of convicted pederast Roman Polanski, who drugged a child and then raped her? I guess we might never know…until someone actually puts a mic in front of her and asks her why she continues to support a convicted child rapist while paying lip service to harassment victims.

    The Pope tells people to “forget life’s useless baggage” and to “work for peace” and to end their “banal consumerism.” No word where in the gilded cathedral he said this or whether they had out the gold mitre of throne designed for him. After the speech, he managed to hop a ride on his $10M car, roll around the square with his paid support staff of thousands looking on and then headed to his residence that sits atop the archives where his group sits on treasures amassed over the centuries that are worth an estimated $10-15 billion.

    President Trump sends out his first tweet of 2018. And I daresay, its a doozy.

    The NYT describes this man as “ignoring calls for calm”.

    Bootlickers at the NYT get what they deserve for their idiotic tweet. I guess they’re willing to make the protesters look like the bad guys in order to support the moronic nuclear deal Obama did with Iran that has enabled the mullahs and continued to fund terrorism.  Stay classy, Gray Lady.

    Could this lead to a breakthrough of sanity on the Korean Peninsula? One can only hope so.

    I hope this is the first of a long line of good morning music this year.

    That’s all I have for today.  Hope your 2018 is off to a good start.

  • New Year Site Update

    New Year Site Update

    Happy New Year, Glibs!

    Just wanted to point out a couple new site features, in case you haven’t noticed them.

    1. I’ve added a Recipe Submission form that can be found on the top navigation menu on desktop version, and toward the bottom of the menu on mobile. We’ve been talking about creating a Glibertarians.com cookbook; this is the first step in gathering recipes so they can be formatted consistently. I’m planning on also creating a section of the site to house all the recipes.

    2. The Search function has been changed to index comments, in addition to posts. Be aware that because we have over 406,000 comments (so far), it may take a little while to search and searching for very common terms might result in a gateway timeout. Try to be as specific as you can for best results.

    3. The GlibFit posts will be found by going to the obviously-named GlibFit category. I’ve added a link in the footer menu for easy access since the posts will be quickly pushed off the front page.

    That’s it for now!