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  • Poll: Online Security Practices

    Poll: Online Security Practices

    Some people call me paranoid; I say I’m realistic.

    I employ a variety of methods in an attempt to make my online security and privacy somewhat “better.” Will any of these practices stop the NSA from reading my emails and perusing my search history (or prevent them from downloading the 16 million dick pics from OMWC and the Founders that are on my phone)? Highly unlikely. Will it stop the average neighborhood scammer or corporate marketing team from harvesting my info? Maybe. Do I feel better at least trying to salvage some remnant of privacy? Definitely.

    Because I believe in learning from my fellow sufferers of PPD, tonight I’d like to hear about what the rest of the Glib community does and recommends.
     

    Under the principle of situational awareness and not being the easy target, there are some basics that should be followed, but I acknowledge there can be exceptions to some things on this list.

    • Securely password your home wifi connections.
    • Don’t visit websites with “porn” or “pr0n” in the name.
    • Don’t use Facebook or other social media, and for the love of all that is holy, NEVER use Facebook Messenger.
    • Don’t click on HM’s links.
    • Don’t visit websites that aren’t https.
    • Turn off Siri and Google Assistant.
    • Use long passwords.
    • Don’t use a password on more than one site.
    • Use two-factor authentication when possible.
    • Don’t write your passwords down.
    • Don’t let apps on your mobile devices or laptop track your location.
    • Don’t store credit cards in apps or online profiles for rewards programs.
    • Tape over your computer’s camera lens and disable the microphone.
    • Never click on a link in an email from “your bank.”
    • Use a separate, secure mailing address for financial purposes (ideally in a zip code different from your home).
    • Don’t answer phone calls from Unknown Numbers. (In fact, I don’t give my real phone number to anyone. Or, actually, ever answer the phone.)
    • Don’t hand out your credit card number to everyone.
    • Buy stock in aluminum foil and learn how to fashion a stylish hat using origami techniques.
    • Unplug, Faraday cage and cellphone block your IoT devices when not in use, if you must have them in your house. This includes your Amazon FireTV box.
    • Don’t give your social security number and bank account information to Prince Adesola when he emails you offering a great deal in return for your help.

     

    So, what else do I do?

    1. I use a VPN at all times, whether from my home networks, public wifi, or on my mobile devices (even on data). I am currently using ProtonVPN from the ProtonMail folks. To me, it’s worth the small degradation in speed. I have a “Plus” subscription.

    2. Tor browser.

    3. DuckDuckGo for search.

    4. ProtonMail for email. For my business, I route my domain email through ProtonMail, as well.

    5. For basic Internet security, I use Bitdefender, on my laptop and mobile devices.

    6. Blur from Abine. I use it for creating masked email addresses on the fly, generating secure passwords to go with them, masking my phone number, masking credit cards. Considering adding their Delete Me service because I don’t have time to track it all down and do it myself.

    7. Burner phone for special circumstances. If you are going to the trouble of using one, do so from a location removed from your usual haunts, and nowhere near any of your other devices. While wearing a plain navy blue hoodie and Groucho Marx glasses (or Juggalo face paint), and not near your car or other people.

     

    What do you do to enhance your online security and privacy?

  • Wednesday Afternoon Links

    I’m off tomorrow, so I’m mailing it in today. Enjoy everyone.

    Trump to Macron — I knew you were a loser when I met your mother wife. Kidding, he actually hit Macron about having to roll back gas taxes.

    Not at all sure this alternative theory to Dark Matter/Dark Energy will hold up, but at least they have some falsifiable tests for it, making it a more scientific* theory.  *for those who believe in the Popperist version of science, anyhow.

    PETA asks people to stop using ‘anti-animal language’. I hope they don’t expect us to try to eat the whole elephant at once.

    This company claims to have the world’s first sex robot for women*, but I’m sure a woman has strapped a vibrator to a cardboard cutout of a movie star before.

     

    “Oh God, I wish I was dead so I didn’t have to sit here”

     

    Maybe PETA should stop beating that dead horse.

  • The Hat and The Hair: Episode 104

     

    “What do you mean, ‘I have to stay here?’” the hat asked. It was humid in the Buenos Aires hotel room and his seams seemed bloated and tight.

    “You have to stay in the hotel room,” Donald told his hat.

    “But you’re taking him!” the hat wailed. The hair turned around a couple of times on Donald’s head and then settled in his usual spot.

    “I can’t go all bald,” Donald said.

    “He can’t go all bald,” the hair said.

    “Put me in your suit pocket at least!” the hat pleaded.

    “Secret meetings,” Donald said.

    “Secret,” the hair agreed. “They check us for listening devices.”

    “I’m not a listening device,” the hat said.

    “But what if they confiscate you?” Donald asked. He drained the can of Diet Coke he was holding and dropped it on the floor.

    “Maybe we should take him along,” the hair said contemplatively.

    Donald crossed to his hotel minifridge and got out another can.

    “Do they have Diet Coke in China?” Donald asked.

    “Of course they do,” the hair said.

    “Probably made out of fish or some shit,” the hat grumbled.

    “If I ever go to China, I’m definitely bringing my own Diet Coke,” Donald said. He slipped the new can into his jacket pocket and walked to the door of the hotel room.

    “Are you really leaving me here?” the hat asked.

    Donald placed the TV remote on the bed beside the hat and said, “Just watch some TV, we’ll be back before you know it.” He donned his Tariff Man cape and stalked from the room, his hair cackling.

     

    Meanwhile, somewhere in Buenos Aires traffic…

    Jinping pulled the hat out of his coat pocket on his way to the summit meeting. “Speak to me,” he said, staring into the mirrored glass of the limo partition. “Speak to me.” The hat that read MAKE CHINA GREAT SOME MORE said nothing.

     

    “TAR-IFF MAAAAN!” Donald declared as he leaped into the meeting room. The other G20 leaders stared at him, stunned into silence.

    “Why isn’t anyone else wearing a cape?” he quietly asked his hair.

    The hair said nothing, just waved a grim tendril at John Bolton’s mustache.

  • Wednesday Morning Links

    Wednesday Morning Links

    Good morning to my Glibs, I’m not ready to get through today, but I am ready to throw together some links for you.

     

    Today we celebrate the Birthdays of  Pope Julius II, 8th US President Martin Van Buren, General Custer, Walt Disney, Singer Little Richard, Rapper Dr. Dre, and “Comedienne” Margaret Cho.

     

    Mueller is recommending no prison time for Flynn, everyone sees this as proof of their theory being correct.  With those on the right seeing proof he did nothing wrong and those on the left seeing proof that he flipped on the bad orange man and all their dreams of seeing him impeached come true.

     

    The Weekly Standard

     

    Warmongering shithead publication may be going under.

     

    So do I.

     

     

    We can safely categorize this one as falling under Dunning-Kruger.

     

     

     

    300 lbs woman pleads guilty to crushing boyfriend to death.

     

     

    Another DOW plunge, some blame trade wars with China, others blame the bond market.  Personally, I blame Winston’s mom.

     

    That’s all I got for today.  Here’s a song to get you going.

  • Swiss Servator’s Hobby Horses Update

    Independence supporters in Catalonia

    So – a quick update on my two hobbyhorses – Catalonia and Afghanistan. Starting in Europe….

    Warning shot or massive hypocrisy? Spain stepped on its own weenie here. But no weenie, or beanie for some of the jailed Catalan leaders… hunger strike! And the exiles meet in … Brussels, to discuss what to do next. Things will probably get all demonstraty and grumbly in Barcelona, soon. I am reserving judgment at this point, though I would be trying to arm as hard and fast as I could. Unless Madrid makes a massive about face, there will be no independence for Catalonia, short of using armed force.

    So its trials and (forced) tapas on the horizon, perhaps.

     

    Not success.

    And…to Central Asia next. The usual mix of war news, and some…really odd stuff (scroll down to the 13:54 25 Nov update). I hope this story is true. However, even if it is, Pakistan will probably do one of two things – make noises of agreement, and actually do little to nothing…or beat their chest defiantly and say no. Considering the lucre we still ship them, I would bet on the first one. I still stand by my assertion that if the Talib and Haqqani’s foreign backers turn off the spigot, Afghanistan would simply become another poor, semi-violent ‘stan. Oh, and it would be one in which there would be no reason for any foreign military presence. I do not know what is going on behind the scenes – but I sure hope someone is trying to snuff this #$%& out at the source.

    So we have a war that neither side can finish, and some little glimmers of…something there. Looks like more of the same for the immediate future.

     

    Updates in future, as events warrant.

  • Tuesday Afternoon Links of Ennui

    Howdy, y’all. I am experiencing a five-dollar word feeling — ennui. Which is not the feeling of preferring an enema to dealing with another shitty UI. I don’t know what the feeling is, but I experience it every time I have to log my time in PeopleSoft. No, I’m just bored and discontent with my life today. Like every other feeling I have, it will pass. On the plus side, I only have one more day of work this week. So I assume it will pass sometime tomorrow afternoon.

    Joe Biden, known biographical plagarist and creepy toucher of women, claims he is “the most qualified person in the country to be President”. In a way that makes this the best and worst of all possible time-lines to live in, he is not wrong.

    Chimpanzee tribe aggressively defends island. Sorry, former laboratory test subject chimp tribe.

    Camile Paglia gives another interesting interview.

    He died with his boots on.

    When I was a dramatic teenager, this would have been the perfect song for the mood.

  • Castles in the Air

    Castles in the Air

    Recently my Glib friends were kind enough to publish an article I had written  wherein I laid out a case that there is empirical evidence of the existence of natural rights. I contend that natural laws existing independent of man govern both human society and the natural world. We don’t invent these laws, we discover them. When we attempt to concoct laws to better suit ourselves it has invariably resulted in failure of our attempts to shape the world around us.

    Today we can successfully manipulate the natural world beyond the wildest dreams of our ancestors. Because we have discovered many of the laws that govern nature people from even one generation past would be in awe or disbelief of the world we live in today. Our understanding of the natural laws governing chemistry and adherence to them has given us ever increasingly sophisticated and useful metals, plastics, medicines, fuels, and building materials. Combining that with our understanding of physics allows us to create ever more useful machinery for manufacture, transportation, communication and tools for discovery or deeper understanding of natural law. They have allowed us to discover whole worlds, both macro and micro that mankind never knew existed. Using that deeper understanding increases our ability to lengthen our own lives and improve the quality of that life. It enables us to vastly improve our ability to produce food and simultaneously improve our environment.

    These applied sciences are not a God’s eye view of the universe. They are analogies. Underlying these sciences is mathematics which is also a human invention and an analogy. Underlying the mathematics of applied science are mathematical constants. These constants may be expressed mathematically but they themselves are not analogies. They are descriptions of the behavior of the natural world as it exists independent of man.

    If we try to invent our own, such as changing the gravitational constant to G/2 instead of G to save ourselves a great deal of effort and expense in the construction of rocket ships, our rocket ships will fail disastrously. Using any number other than G will result in failure. From this we can infer that a gravitational relationship exists. We simply express it as G. It is not subject to our whims. It existed before humankind, it exists now and it will exist long after we are gone. The universe makes the rules, we do not.

    In the same way that discovering and adhering to the laws of physics gives us success in manipulating the natural world, discovering and adhering to the laws of economics and human nature gives us success in social endeavors. Human nature is a product of evolution, not something we concocted. Any system we devise is subject to the body of natural law. Numerous efforts to change human nature have been tried in order to salvage some preferred but failing system and like The Good Ship G/2, all have failed disastrously. Our successes have been the result of observing human nature and creating a system to mesh with it. Our most notable failures have been the result of working the other way about. From this we can infer that human nature exists independent of our desires, it is not ours to invent.

    By far the most successful political system in human history is the one currently in effect in the United States, and not just by a little bit. The success has been so spectacular as to almost defy description. It has allowed individuals, both natives and foreign born immigrants, to contribute more to humankind than all of the systems in history combined. It has created more wealth in a mere hundred years than all of humanity throughout history. Nearly everything that makes the modern world what it is was conceived or popularized by people in the United States.

    This tells us that the premises that underlie that system are more comport with the natural order of things than any other system. The corner stone of that system is the premise that all people inherently and equally possess inalienable rights. Inalienable in that those rights exist as a product of our humanity. They cannot be granted or taken away. They are an integral part of every person. Building this system from the bottom up resting on that premise is the key to that system’s success. From this we can infer without doubt that inalienable rights are naturally occurring.

    The key to other system’s failures is ignoring natural law and attempting to build the system from the top down, something that can no more result in success than attempting to levitate and build a house from the roof down. Starting with a preferred ideal outcome, ignoring simple truths and then inventing a system to achieve that outcome does not work. It does not work in politics or economics any more than it works in science. It is remarkable to me how far afield from natural law some systems go. We only have to miss one or two natural laws for the system to collapse, yet some systems ignore even stark truths, such as that happiness is better than sorrow, that strength is better than weakness, that wealth is better than poverty, that independence is better than dependence, that health is better than sickness, that success is better than failure, that good is better than evil, and of course that natural rights even exist.

    Being of the mind that ends justify the means, that a few eggs have to be broken to make an omelet, leads one to commit all sorts of evil. Evil does not result in good. Wishes do not inform reality. That is farcical thinking, pure and simple, akin to magical spells. Recognizing that inalienable rights are naturally existing and respecting them results in success. Violating inalienable rights results in failure. Building up from sound principle gives us a sound house. Attempting to build on air from the roof down gives us a pile of rubble.

     

    *I am not attempting to argue the origin of natural rights. That is an argument that cannot be resolved. My attempt is to give a sound argument that they exist not as an invention of man but are naturally occurring. Those that argue that they are in invention of man are doing so to justify hand waiving them away. As for the arguments over the origin, God or nature, I don’t care. It is good enough for me that both sides agree that they do in fact exist.

     

     

     

  • Tuesday Morning Links

    Tuesday Morning Links

    As much as I would rather be sleeping in another hour, I’ll get up an hour early just for you lovable bastards.

     

     

    Born on this day we have Crazy Horse, Jeff The Dude Bridges, Comedian Fred Armisen, Jay-Z, and Genius Tyra Banks.

     

     

     

     

    Regardless of the results, Democrats will still hold their endless congressional hearings. So you have that to look forward to.

     

    The French suspended their planned fuel tax increase for 6 months.

     

    North Carolina woman claims she was paid to collect absentee ballots.

     

    Italian government fires entire health expert board.

     

    Slate goes full Slate.

     

    Crazy Eyes makes a good point.

     

    For any of you looking to volunteer.

     

    That’s all I got for today.  I’m off to get myself and children ready and out the door.  But will leave you with a song before I go.

  • Monday Afternoon Links

    Monday Afternoon Links

    All the regular posters are off pretending to work. I assume the orphan mines are running at capacity this time of year. So you get links from me today. And since there and so many subjects infinitely more interesting than politics, you get plenty of them.

    Rare dinosaur fossil discovered on internet after disappearing for decades

    Three more Mars rovers planned

    Camera cleaner

    I have an evil plan to charge you for air, but I need a billion years or so to make it happen

    Spider milk

    Just put it on toast

    Around here it doesn’t get cold enough for this to work. Also, our poles are made of wood.

    King of the fuckin’ jungle, bitches.

    Playa Manhattan asked me to include this, and this.

    A “music” link

    Bonus video