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  • Autumn BIF:  Last Call

    Autumn BIF: Last Call

    By Nephilium

    So, I’ve run a couple of these BIF’s, and here’s the shipment that I received in the most recent one:

    A nice new nonic glass, and several new to me beers.

    Let’s start with one I’ve had before, but still enjoy.  Southern Tier Harvest Ale: Nice citrus hop aroma, with an undertone of tannin.  Very pale, small head, and moderate carbonation in the appearance of the beer itself.  But the flavor is there, sharp crisp hop tastes slowly fading away. I really wish this was available year round. 3.8/5

    Moving on to another one that had a great old ((ad)) campaign, formerly known as just He’Brew Messiah: Sweeter aroma then the ones I usually go for, a slight hint of hops hiding behind a caramel/nutty aroma.  Pours a dark reddish-brown, with a fluffy white head. Yep, there’s the nutty notes, and just a wisp of hops lurking behind it.  A drinkable beer, but not one I’ll be going for again. 3/5

    On to the new to me beers.  Saranac 1888 Oktoberfest: Pours a clear golden-copper with a full white head. Aroma is a touch of caramel and biscuit, with some earthy notes. Flavor is not as sweet as some Marzens, with just a kiss of caramel. There’s some earthy and spice notes from the hops in the finish. 3.68/5

    Orbital Tilt: Vic Secret: Big bright citrus hop aroma, with some mango underneath. Pours a nearly opaque orange with a dusting of white head. A touch of caramel sweetness starts off the beer, which then rolls into pine, pith, grapefruit, and a touch of sweet mango. This fades away leaving a long lingering bitter finish. Rich mouthfeel, with just enough carbonation to keep it from getting cloying. 4.24/5  One of my favorite from the batch.

    Light crisp aroma, with a touch of noble earthy hops. Pours a mostly clear pale straw with a quickly fading white head. There’s a touch of malt sweetness, which fades to a mild earthy bitter finish. A light body, and nice carbonation keeps this an easy drinking pils.  3.67/5

    Brown’s Oatmeal Stout: Pours a clear dark ruby with a dusting of light tan head. Rich roasty aroma, with a touch of coffee in the end. Slick mouthfeel, with a fullness from the oats. Starts with a slight note of milk chocolate, which fades to roast, with a touch of acrid notes in the finish. Not enough to be overpowering, but enough to be noticed. Overall, a solid Oatmeal Stout. 3.62/5

    I hope you all have enjoyed hearing us geek out about beers, and feel free to jump into the next BIF (currently scheduled for late April/early May, unless someone else wants to run one… hint hint).

     

    By DEG (who Kinnath shipped to):

    Thanks to Kinnath for sending some good beers.  My ratings are simple:

    “Would” for “Would Drink Again” and “Would Not” for “Would Not Drink Again”.

    Oja from Iowa Brewing – An excellent Baltic Porter.  Rating: Would.

    Oktobot 3000 from Lion Bridge Brewing – Lion Bridge aged this Märzen in Water of Life barrels.  The Water of Life overwhelmed the Märzen. Rating:  Would Not.

    CoCo Stout from West O Beer – A Milk Stout with Chocolate.  Quite tasty, and not enough lactose to send me running to the toilet.  Rating:  Would, but only in small quantities.

    Oktoberfest from Confluence – The only problem with this beer is I didn’t have enough to fill a Maß.  It is competitive with some Märzens I had at the Wiesn.  Rating: Would.

    G. G. from Exile – A dunkel lager.  It was flat, but still rather tasty. Rating:  Would Not unless they fixed the carbonation.

    Compensation from Lion Bridge – An English Mild.  It had a nice roasted, malty character.  Rating: Would.

    Not DEG’s photo

    Tragedy of the Common from Iowa Brewing – Beeradvocate shows it as a California Steam Beer but the label says it is an Amber Lager.  The name made me laugh at a time I needed it.  I just got home from traveling for a funeral, and my BIF box was waiting for me when I got back.  I saw this bottle’s label and laughed.  Rating: Would.

    My favorite?  It’s a threesome – Oja from Iowa Brewing, Compensation from Lion Bridge, and Oktoberfest from Confluence.

     

  • Saturday Morning Links It Is

    Saturday Morning Links It Is

    At my age, hangovers are no laughing matter, and I’m paying for getting bombed. Not that this will slow the snark. Nor the curated list of birthdays, today including one of the funniest humans ever, Sam Kinison; iodine bottle model Ann Coulter; least-talented brother Gregg Allman; highly talented dead guy Jim Morrison; and even more highly talented live guy James Galway.


    France continues its silliness.

    Scenes of schoolchildren kneeling with their hands behind their heads has triggered outrage as France braces itself for more violent protests this weekend. Footage, which has sparked condemnation by politicians, shows the pupils on the ground as riot police yell orders at them. The students were detained by police in the Paris suburb of Mantes-la-Jolie, in unrest that has spread to dozens of schools during three weeks of anti-government demonstrations. A total of 146 people were arrested outside the town’s Saint-Exupery high school after protesters clashed with police and burned two cars.

    I remember having this happen to me at Vietnam protests. Except there was clubbing as well. And we were protesting actually killing and getting killed. Yeah, we definitely need to become more like our sophisticated betters in Europe.


    Some people have humorously suggested that Occasional Cortex is the right wing’s Sarah Palin. And as the days pass (and she still hasn’t taken office yet), I’m starting to see the wisdom of that analogy.

    “I have noticed that Junior here has a habit of posting nonsense about me whenever the Mueller investigation heats up,” Ocasio-Cortez tweeted. “Please, keep it coming Jr – it’s definitely a “very, very large brain” idea to troll a member of a body that will have subpoena power in a month. Have fun!”

    “It’s worth noting that the official House Ethics Manual explicitly prohibits the kind of threat that @Ocasio2018 just issued against @DonaldJTrumpJr for his refusal to support her political agenda,” The Federalist’s Sean Davis wrote on Twitter.

    As always, attention gives her power she would not have otherwise. And despite my presence on Twitter (“Not Banned Yet!”), I truly believe that it has done more to lower the intellectual level of the world than any influence since the release of Jaws.


    I don’t know what’s more fun, science or The Sun.

    Dr Millis, of Anderson University in Indiana, compared sex in space to having intercourse while “skydiving” but added that it was “not impossible.” He told The Sun Online: “The issues surrounding the act all revolve around the free-fall, micro-gravity, environment experienced by astronauts. Dr Millis, whose work has been funded by NASA, explains that in micro-gravity blood rises to your head, instead of your wedding tackle – making it harder for both men and women to get aroused. This low blood pressure below the waist also causes the tissue in a bloke’s proud todger to shrivel – potentially impacting an astronaut’s confidence when it comes to lift off.

    Todger?


    Why I Love Illinois Politics.

    State Rep. Stephanie Kifowit apologized Wednesday to outgoing Republican House Leader Peter Breen for saying she’d like to “make him a broth of legionella and pump it into the water system of his loved ones” so they could “ultimately die.”

    Addressing representatives on the House floor Wednesday, Breen acknowledged Kifowit’s apology — but stopped short of accepting it. “If the representative had made her statement to me in the parking lot or left it as a phone message at my office, she would be in custody right now,” he said. “But because she made her statement on the House floor, her remarks were met with applause instead of handcuffs.”

    I really can’t add anything to this shitshow other than observing that we can’t get out of this state fast enough.


    And yet more Why We Can’t Get Out of Here Fast Enough.

    Two Waukegan aldermanic candidates were tossed off the February 2019 primary ballot Friday for failing to meet state election requirements with their nominating petitions. The objections upheld by the Waukegan Electoral Board Friday morning in separate 3-0 votes targeted Jose A. Guzman in the 2nd Ward and Marvin Reddick in the 1st. Guzman filed candidate petitions last month to run against incumbent Pat Seger, also a Democrat, and Reddick did the same to oppose incumbent Democrat Sylvia Sims Bolton. [Emphasis mine- OMWC]

    Antonio Campos filed an objection against Guzman, arguing that Guzman failed to securely bind his petition pages as required by state law. Guzman, who submitted his petition papers in a purple folder, said the papers were clipped together but said the clip had been removed, perhaps by the Clerk’s Office when stamping the petitions to mark when they had been received. The objection filed against Reddick’s petitions by Faye Ladon Luna argued that the pages failed to list what political party he was running for in the header of each page as required by state law.

    Got that? Disqualified because the petitions were missing a fucking PAPER CLIP and some pages didn’t have the word “Democrat” at the top. Gee, this couldn’t be entrenched interests at work, could it?


    More science news!

    Rapid global warming caused the largest extinction event in the Earth’s history, which wiped out the vast majority of marine and terrestrial animals on the planet, scientists have found. The mass extinction, known as the “great dying”, occurred around 252m years ago and marked the end of the Permian geologic period. The study of sediments and fossilized creatures show the event was the single greatest calamity ever to befall life on Earth, eclipsing even the extinction of the dinosaurs 65m years ago.

    “It does terrify me to think we are on a trajectory similar to the Permian because we really don’t want to be on that trajectory,” [Stanford researcher Jonathan] Payne said.

    “If we continue in the trajectory we are on with current emission rates, this study highlights the potential that we may see similar rates of extinction in marine species as in the end of the Permian.”

    Those goddam trilobites and their gas guzzlers.


    I can think of nothing positive that has ever come out of First Lady crusades. Unelected and unaccountable cunts like Nancy Reagan have used their power-by-injection to cause no end of problems for “the little people” that they feel obligated to “protect.” And while Nancy’s drug war crusade continues almost unabated, at least there’s signs that a few of Michelle Obama’s idiocies might start fading away.

    School lunches are healthier than they were five years ago. But Agriculture Secretary Sonny Perdue says schools need more flexibility in serving meals that kids will eat.”If kids are not eating what is being served, they are not benefiting, and food is being wasted,” Perdue said in a statement announcing a rule that is set to be published later this month.”We will continue to listen to schools, and make common-sense changes as needed, to ensure they can meet the needs of their students based on their real-world experience in local communities,” Perdue wrote in a statement.

    Of course, there’s bleating from the usual suspects.

    “Parents will be disappointed when they learn that the meals served to their kids in school are under attack from President Trump’s de-regulatory agenda,” Margo Wootan of the Center for Science in the Public Interest said in a statement. She points out that schools now will have until the 2024-2025 school year to meet the next phase of sodium reduction that was spelled out in the rules originally developed under the Obama administration.

    “Worse yet, the administration jettisoned the third and final sodium reduction targets that originally were set to go into effect school year 2022-2023,” Wootan said. “This will mean that school lunches will fail to be consistent with the Dietary Guidelines for Americans, as is required by law.”

    CSPI is the equivalent of SPLC. And just as successful at making their founders wealthy. There is always money to be made in destroying liberty for the sake of the children.


    This news saddened me.

    A 107-year-old YouTube famous Indian great-grandma died on Sunday, after launching a career as a YouTuber at the age of 105. Karre Mastanamma starred in dozens of viral cooking videos, and racked up 12 million views for cooking a chicken inside a watermelon.

    I was one of the subscribers to her channel, and absolutely marveled at what she could do with only the crudest of cooking and food prep tools. Her stuff was always simple, but looked absolutely delicious. Thanks Ms. M, you brought a lot of pleasure into the lives of millions. And this is why globalization is a wonderful thing.


    Fuck the news, let’s have some Old Guy Music. SP and I went to a show last week featuring a friend of ours who is a remarkable multi-instrumentalist. During the show he pulled out a tin whistle and performed an Irish traditional music solo that was… astonishing. And while I sadly failed to record that, I at least thought of something similar I’d heard on a transverse flute by Matt Molloy, who is probably the greatest Irishman to ever blow into a hole. It’s also fun seeing birthday boy James Galway staring in amazement and appreciation.

  • ZARDOZ FRIDAY NIGHT LINKS AND ADVICE

    …WITH DEAR PRUDENCE. HAVE AT YOU, MISERABLE BRUTAL!

     

    ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. HAVING GIFTED THE CHOSEN ONES WITH BOTH ADVICE, AND LINKS LAST WEEK. ZARDOZ REALIZES HE HAS SET EXPECTATIONS….HIGH. THEREFOR, RECEIVE THE GIFT OF ADVICE AND THE LINK! THE ADVICE BRUTAL IS ONE ZARDOZ HAS BEST MANY TIMES IN DAYS OF OLD…”DEAR PRUDENCE“. PREPARE FOR ANOTHER CLEANSING OF THIS WRETCHED ADVICE BRUTAL.

    Q: One of my closest friends in high school recently organized our 10-year reunion. I wasn’t able to attend, but the night of the event, he sent me a text saying, “We all miss you.” That was immediately followed by an extremely crude request for me to describe features of my genitals. I was shocked and upset. A friend says he was probably drunk and I should laugh it off. I’m not ready to, and I don’t think being drunk is an excuse. He had a chance to back off but persisted, even after I texted back “WTF?” He also hasn’t apologized in the days since. I feel that we don’t have a rapport where he could ask me that out of the blue, especially since we’ve drifted apart in the last decade. And I don’t feel that the fact we are both men makes it OK—I feel harassed and demeaned. I can’t let it go. Should I confront him about it or just continue to let our friendship fall by the wayside naturally?

    —Old Friend Crossed New Line

    A: DOES ZARDOZ HAVE TO CLEANSE A BRUTAL? “CONFRONT”? YOU SHOULD CLEANSE HIM. LET US ILLUSTRATE, ONCE AGAIN:

    BAD, AND WORSE.

    PENIS BAD, GUN GOOD. HOW SIMPLE DOES ZARDOZ HAVE TO MAKE IT FOR YOU TOO REMEMBER? WAIT…IF YOU CANNOT EVEN REMEMBER THAT SIMPLE STRICTURE, REMAIN WHERE YOU ARE… BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS HAVE BEEN DISPATCHED. THEY CAN GET TWO FOR ONE TONIGHT.

    MIGHTY ZARDOZ HAS US GOING TO CLEANSE A SLATE READER!

    ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

     

    NOW, THE LINKS!

    1. ZARDOZ DOES NOT SEE THE DOWNSIDE OF THE FLYING BRUTALS FAILING TO REPORT. EVEN IF THEY HAD….WOULD THE FEDERAL BRUTALS OF INEPTNESS DONE ANYTHING? ZARDOZ WINS!
    2. “WE TOTALLY MEANT TO DO THIS!” ZARDOZ HOPES FOR A CEAUSESCU STYLE CLEANSING OF THE CASTROS IN THE NEAR FUTURE. ONCE THE CRACKS SHOW…
    3.  AH, YOUNG BRUTALS SAY THE DARNEDEST THINGS….

    ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

  • ¿Tarde de Viernes? ¡Enlaces Mexicanos!

    Pictured: Brett and the Old Man achieve the singularity

    Let’s see, Brett called in sick and the “Old Man” is “out” working on the “singularity.” Sugarfree is God knows where, which means….you get more Mexican links!

    A bank robbery in Brazil resulted in hostages being taken, the cops calling their bluff, and the hostages getting killed. Which gave the cops a reason to shoot the robbers.

    Acid attacks, not just for Europe…anymore!

    If you managed to flee Venezuela by playing baseball, why would you go back to play baseball?

    “We are living a horrible tragedy in Cardenales de Lara. We lost our players Luis Valbuena and José Castillo in a traffic accident,” the Venezuelan club tweeted.

     

    This one is good. Apparently a report in JAMA finds immigrants do not spread disease, in fact the researches found:

    16 percent of healthcare workers in the U.S. were born somewhere else, including 29 percent of physicians, 16 percent of registered, nurses 20 percent of pharmacists, 24 percent of dentists and 23 percent of nursing, psychiatric and home health aides.

    Which is absolutely fantastic, given that they didn’t identify any healthcare workers in the mass of migrants in Tijuana. Also not mentioned in this article is the general ease with which medical professionals are able to immigrate to the US, UK and EU countries. I like the misdirection here. Bravo.

    If somebody with more time than I have at the moment wants to tear apart this study, here’s a link!

    Finally, an LP candidate declared the winner County Supervisor in the 5th district;  Riverside County, CA.  The 11th most populated county in the country.  I’ll let you all determine if this is it that Libertarian Moment I’ve been hearing so much about, or more like that Jefferson Starship* that I’ve heard so much about.

    *These guys are terrible. I’m going back to work.

     

  • A History of The Six-gun, Part One

    Revolvers B.C.

    In the history of sixguns, there are two periods of time to be considered:  Before Sam Colt, and after Sam Colt.  The Before Colt (B.C.) era was the time of the flintlock, and a surprising number of innovative repeating guns were made during this time, mostly custom jobs and one-offs.  But there is one B.C. revolver that stands out, and that is the Collier.

    The Collier Revolver.

    Elisha Collier was a Boston inventor, and his revolver was unique in one respect among flintlock repeating guns; it used a cylinder separate from the barrel to carry the arm’s multiple charges, rather than the pepperbox-styled arrangements that were found prior to his time.  Collier’s first flintlock revolvers around 1814 and production continued up to about 1824, all guns being made by John Evans & Sons of London.  Estimates of numbers produced vary but are almost certainly under 500, in both handgun and long gun versions.

    The Collier revolver was a fine piece for its day.  It was innovative, well-made, well appointed and, given the shortcomings of its flintlock ignition system, reliable.  One of Collier’s innovations was an automated priming mechanism in the flintlock’s frizzen, that made possible repeated shots without re-priming the pan.  But the limitations of the flintlock remained; the guns, like all flintlocks, were vulnerable to wet and wind.  The advent of the percussion cap would change all that, but while Collier’s London manufacturer produced a few models using the newfangled percussion ignition system, for the most part Elisha Collier missed that boat.

    The real impact of the Collier revolver was not to come from Britain.  It came instead from a young cabin boy aboard the brig Corvo, who saw a Collier revolver on board ship and set to thinking about revolving repeaters.  That cabin boy’s name was Samuel Colt.

    The Advent of Colonel Colt

    Colonel Colt. He made all men equal.

    There’s a reason that the saying “God created men, Colonel Colt made them equal” was a truism in the old West.  The form of the modern wheelgun was in large part designed and defined by Sam Colt, and with the Colt revolver came the advent of the modern personal sidearm.

    The young Samuel Colt was an interesting character.  As a youth he was intrigued by gunpowder, electricity – he made one of, if not the first underwater electrically-fired explosive device – and manufacturing.  He’s known for pioneering revolver designs but also pioneered mass production and the use of interchangeable parts along with his contemporary Eli Whitney.  He also was among the first to dabble in such modern marketing techniques as celebrity endorsements, soliciting Italy’s King Victor Emmanuel II among others to make prominent use of his revolvers.  He used art liberally in advertising, paying substantial sums to have artists produce heroic scenes of the West featuring use of his revolvers in fighting outlaws and Indians.  A Renaissance Man he may not have been, but he was a brilliant inventor and marketer, and he changed the nature of sidearms forever.

    While the Collier revolver may have been the inspiration for Colonel Colt, he had the advantage of the new percussion cap ignition system.  After making several prototypes, including the famous hand-carved wooden model he produced while on board the Corvo, he arrived on the configuration that defines the sixgun to this day:  A solid frame and a revolving cylinder with stops to align each chamber in turn with the single barrel.

    European and American patents in hand, Colt obtained financing and set up shop in Paterson, New Jersey, calling his operation the Patent Arms Manufacturing company.

    The Paterson Colts

    Colt’s first revolver venture only ran for six years, from 1836 to 1842.  In that time the company produced 2,350 sidearms, 1,450 revolving rifles and carbines, and 460 revolving shotguns.

    The early Paterson revolvers were iconic, innovative and popular, but in hindsight weren’t terribly effective.  The lack of a trigger guard is noticeable, the guns having a fragile folding trigger that extended when the hammer was cocked.  The first models had to be partially disassembled to be reloaded.  But Colt finally achieved a measure of success with the .36 caliber Belt Model #5,

    The Texas Paterson.

    commonly known as the Texas Paterson.

    By modern standards the ergonomics of the Paterson revolvers are pretty bad.  The odd-shaped grip doesn’t suit people with large hands.  The guns were a little light on the barrel end unless you had one of the 9” versions, making them feel whippy in handling; but the long-barreled guns were not as quick to clear leather, putting the horse soldier or gunfighter at a disadvantage.  Even so, the gun pointed naturally and shot reasonably well.

    The Paterson was imperfect in other ways.  Guns made before 1839 were, as noted, difficult to reload, and all the Paterson guns only held five shots.

    Being a five-shooter rather than a six-shooter was a problem for one more reason than the one missing shot.  All Colt revolvers up to and including the famed Single Action Army had the same issue, namely that the only safe way to carry one was with the hammer down on an empty chamber.  This reduced the Paterson to a four-shot gun, and (at least, before 1839) one that couldn’t be quickly or easily recharged.

    Bear in mind that this was an era in which most sidearms were still front-stuffing single-shots, so the handicap wasn’t seen as being as dire as we might consider it today, in a time where many semi-auto sidearms carry enough ammo in a single magazine to lay low a small army of attackers.  Even so, the limitation often led to the conscientious pistolero carrying two or three revolvers on belt or saddle.

    A Paterson Colt rifle.

    The Patent Arms Manufacturing Company sold a number of sidearms to the US Army who issued them to troops fighting in the Second Seminole Wars.  Those troops favored the Paterson Colt’s capacity, but Army evaluators found the guns too finicky and unreliable in combat and so disallowed any further purchases.  Sam Colt did sell a couple hundred sidearms and a like number of revolving rifles to the Republic of Texas, who issued them to their new-found Navy, but when that Navy disbanded in 1843, the Paterson guns were issued to the Texas Rangers.  The Rangers liked the revolving guns, which gave them a much-needed firepower advantage over the Comanche Indians, with whom the Republic of Texas was then engaged in hostilities.

    It was in fact the use of Paterson revolvers by the Texans and their increasing popularity with the new waves of settlers crossing the prairies that set the stage for the next step in the development of Colonel Colt’s revolvers.  While the Paterson Colt was arguably a failure both in martial and commercial sales, and while the Patent Arms Manufacturing Company went under after only six years, a seed had been planted.

    That seed sprang forth in 1846, when General Zachary Taylor send a young Army Captain, Samuel Walker, to Connecticut, where Sam Colt was engaged in manufacturing underwater electrical cable, tinfoil and marine mines.  Captain Walker had one mission:  To convince Colonel Colt of the need for a revised revolver, one that would be more reliable, more rugged and more powerful than the .28 and .36 caliber Patersons.  That mission by Captain Walker would bear significant fruit…

    …But that’s a tale for Part 2.

  • Friday Morning Links

    Friday Morning Links

    Had a nice visit with my brother and absolutely adorable 18 month old niece, makes me want another one. Children are the best.

     

    I’m running late this morning so I’m going to keep the links short.

     

    Trump to announce new UN Ambassador.

     

    Feds have had whistleblower information on the Clinton Foundation for over a year now.

     

    SJWs take another scalp.

     

    Peak oil.

     

    No idea what the hell all this is about.  I’m sure we’ll all find out in good time.

     

    North Carolina Democrat withdraws concession in amid election fraud allegations.

     

    Purchase of product drops after public is no longer penalized for not buying it.

    Teacher fired for refusing to play make believe.

     

    That’s all I got for today, gotta get my girls dressed and out the door.  Listen to this without legitimately laughing out loud, it’s impossible.

  • Simple Things the Government Screws Up Part II: Spilling Your Fluids

    Simple Things the Government Screws Up Part II: Spilling Your Fluids

    I pour lots of things every day. I might pour myself a cup of coffee in the morning. A glass of tea with lunch. At dinner I might pour myself a glass of milk. Sometimes I pour laundry soap into the washing machine. Once every couple of months I’ll pour some new oil in the deep fryer.

    Dickel is some mighty fine lickel
    If you only know Jack, You don’t know Dickel

    And occasionally, I’ll pour a George Dickel Barrel Select into a rocks glass (for medicinal purposes only). I can usually do all of these things while spilling very little. I mean I might miss a drop here or there, especially when I’m on my third or fourth Dickel. But, for the most part, I do a good job at getting my fluids where they’re supposed to go.

    Do you know what I can’t pour without spilling? No, it’s not the fifth glass of Dickel. It’s gasoline. Do you know why? Because I have a government mandated and approved gas can. I don’t know if you’ve had to get a new gas can in the last ten years or so, but if you have, you know my pain. All of the new spill proof gas cans make me spill gas more easily than anything else I’ve ever poured.

    Seriously, how do you screw up a gas can? Can it get more simple. A bottle with a spout and a hole for air. That’s all you need. But somehow, our benevolent overlords screwed them up. Old gas cans are actually a commodity today. An old employee of mine mentioned that her father (a farmer in central Indiana) goes to estate sales to find the elusive gas cans from yesteryear that have disappeared from store shelves. He sells them to other farmers. That’s right. There’s a secondary market for old gas cans because of the government. There’s also an array of YouTube videos showing how to hack the new gas cans. Really, there are countless videos to tell you how to make a government approved spill proof gas can usable.

    I guess I’m now one of the lucky ones though. A few weeks ago my neighbors’ garage got damaged in a storm. When they tore it down I saw an old fashioned gas can in the dumpster. I climbed in there and grabbed it. I couldn’t let it go to waste. I’m now using a functional gas can, my apologies to those who don’t have one.

  • Thursday Afternoon Links

    *narrows gaze*
    Pre-emptive.

     

     

     

     

     

     

    There, now that I have those out of the way, I think we can get on with the links. So, when you pun or screw up or shitpost, etc… just look up. Got it? Right.

    • Alrighty, you stock wizards amongst us – what say ye to this? Luckily I haven’t two pins to put into the market right now. SO I will sit back and watch all of you become rich. Then you can donate and buy merch, and keep the Glibs in the style to which we are accustomed. You know, Domino’s Pizza delivered and everything!
    • UN talks…ineffective?! Well, I never. I remember writing a paper on the Western Sahara in 1984…and saying it was a @#$%ing muddle. Good to see that hasn’t changed. Special guest appearance by the “European Court of Justice”.
    • Missouri Woman says “Top this, Florida Woman!” Trigger Warning – Gah! Click/read at your own risk.
    • Drumpf readies to cover up his crimes by…hey, what now?!
    • First World Problems…. the Blitz, “Keep Calm and Carry On”. A mobile network goes out for a day… “Is London Burning?” But, credit where credit is due …. some good humor in this too.
    So, uh, that’s like your links, man.

     

  • Trashy Tries Philosophy Pt. 1: Is this really it?

    Trashy Tries Philosophy Pt. 1: Is this really it?

    As always, when it comes to philosophy and theology, I like to start with a disclaimer that I’m not the most well-read on these topics, so I may stumble onto other people’s ideas without attribution. I may use terms that already exist, but in different ways. Also, I may stumble into traps with just as much lack of awareness. I’m intentionally vague in some areas because I don’t want to be liable for knowing the ins and outs of certain philosophies that I only know superficially.

    When thinking about this specific topic, I was reminded of the beginning of Mere Christianity by CS Lewis. His book has definitely influenced this article.

    I’m a big picture guy. I don’t like the feeling when I have a glimpse of a portion of the system, but don’t have an understanding of the system as a whole. This has worked both in my benefit and to my detriment in life. Math class was really hard when the teacher didn’t explain why the math worked, but only how the math worked. My learning curve as a software engineer was all that much steeper as I worked through all of the previously built functions of our product to learn how they worked rather than just trust that they’d do what their name implied. However, once I got over the hump, I was better at my job than my peers. My need to understand the big picture has been quite helpful in law… except where my manager needs me to just do things without understanding why.

    This need for systemic understanding also asserts itself in my political, philosophical, and theological life (I don’t consider those to be three separate areas, but three expressions of one area of my life… my worldview). You all may recognize some of the consequences of my need for systemic understanding. For example, I don’t find pragmatism very interesting or important. How things are accomplished don’t matter as much to me as whether things should be accomplished. Once I have settled on policy X being good*, and movement in the direction of X is good and any movement away from X is bad.

    * I’m using good and bad in the colloquial form. Below, as we get into the meat of this article, I’ll be using good and bad in a much more measured and intentional way.

    Is This Really It?

    The most basic philosophical question that I find interesting is “Is this really it?”, or , rephrased and reversed “Is there anything beyond the scientifically observable universe?” David Hume and Immanuel Kant, among others, basically said no. Most other well known schools of philosophers said yes, while building up a variety of different metaphysical constructs. We’ll come back to those constructs later, but let’s dwell on the question a bit longer and see if we can derive any practical applicability out of it. What does it mean for you and I if there is nothing beyond what can be observed and what can be reasoned?

    Well, it can be used to build a foundation for morality. Let’s define a few terms to start. Morality, for the purposes of this article, is the framework used to determine whether a certain action/inaction is good or bad. Good is something that conforms to a certain moral framework. Bad is something that does not conform to a certain moral framework. Amoral is something that exists outside of the moral framework (choosing a color of socks to wear today, for example). Morality can usually be distilled into a set of first principles (i.e. foundational principles), which, in applied form, creates a worldview.

    So, what does the absences of metaphysics mean for morality? Well, there seem to be three ways you can go: 1) nihilism – there is no morality; 2) normative morality – morality is baed on what is observed, felt, and intuited; 3) reasoned morality – morality is based on what is reasoned. For reasons I’ll expand on below, I believe that the first option is the only consistent moral framework in the total absence of metaphysics.

    Let’s start with the second option, normative morality. My general impression is that most normative frameworks are light on foundation and heavy on post hoc rationalization of really shitty behavior. Setting that aside for the moment, let’s figure out what normative morality is. Generally, it’s a genre of philosophies that use subjective or objective observations of reality to set the basis for their moral framework. This comes in many flavors, such as Greek hedonism (whatever feels pleasant is good),  relativistic postmodernism (good is based on lived experience), and utilitarianism (good is based on maximization of well-being). The first thing that strikes me about these “internal” philosophies is that they’re all fuzzy. They’re all based on a state of mind. While all of these philosophers would be on solid ground by starting every sentence with “I feel that . . . “, those who apply these philosophies make a fatal mistake when they expand the feelings of one onto all of humanity. The assumed egalitarianism is problematic. Taking hedonism as an example, what feels pleasurable to me may feel unpleasurable to you. As a trivial example, you may love the feeling of skydiving, and I may hate it. Is skydiving good or bad? The best we can say is that skydiving is good for you and bad for me in a hedonistic context. However, have we done anything by saying that skydiving is good for you and bad for me? Not really. We’re simply adding a layer of abstraction to the already assumed premise that skydiving feels good for you and feels bad for me.

    What happens when add the complication of an action having impact on more than one person? Rape feels good to STEVE SMITH, but feels bad to his victim. Now we’re at an impasse. We can add in concepts like lived experience (postmodernism) to attempt to bolster the victim’s position in this standoff. We can even try to quantify good and bad (utilitarianism) in a way that STEVE SMITH only feels marginally better and the victim feels massively worse, but the problem still remains. At some point, where one group’s good feelings are directly connected to the bad feelings of another group, the first group’s infliction of bad feelings on the second group is a good as long as there are enough of the first group and few enough of the second group. A rapesquatch village can have their way with a single victim until the victim is tortured to death because the intensely bad feeling of being raped to death by a roving gang of horny cryptids is outweighed by the marginally good feeling that a rapesquatch feels multiplied by the number of rapesquatches that partake, whether that be 10, 100, 1000, or 10 million.

    Finally, these normative philosophies give an overvalued weight to the subjective feelings and observations of a person. It doesn’t take much navel gazing to realize that there are people who feel and observe things that are not valid. Some of this is due to lack of information, such as when you get mad at the wrong person when you see that somebody took a bite out of your pumpkin pie while you were in the bathroom. Some is because your perceptions can be biased by your preconceptions, such as how every single hurricane is because of climate change these days. At the very least, it should be said that feelings and subjective observations have limited applicability outside of the person who has those feelings and subjective observations. What about the next person who has contradictory feelings and observations? Do they have a contradictory morality? What if a person’s feelings and observations change? Does their morality change? There’s nothing weightier here than one person’s whims. What we’re describing is a set of preferences and tastes, with the commensurate weight. “Good” and “bad” are nothing more than labels, like “fashionable” and “tacky”.  Cutting through the rhetoric, I’m attempting to expose the fact that these internal-based moralities aren’t really moralities at all. They’re rationalizations for preference and taste built on the empty foundation of nihilism.

    All moralities under the normative umbrella suffer from the “is/should” problem (this is why I called them “normative moralities”). Just because something is a certain way doesn’t mean that it should be that certain way. Ignoring the subjective aspects of the observer, empirical evidence doesn’t teach any moral or ethical principles. To derive such principles, one has to apply intuition, insight, or reason to the evidence. Now we’re falling into the same issue, these “external” moralities are really just “internal” moralities based more heavily on sensory input than on states of mind. While these sensory inputs are more strongly anchored in an objective reality than the observer’s whims, the influence of those whims are merely reduced, rather than eliminated. In essence, we have a set of preferences and tastes with the added weight of a relationship with evidence derived from the objective reality. It’s hard to get less abstract than this, because there are so many different forms of this type of philosophy out there. Utilitarianism often falls into this category. However, this is where the “is/should” problem comes in. How much more ethical weight does this evidence provide? Just because animals fight to the death doesn’t mean that murder is good.  Somebody with the presupposition that nature is good would say that the fact that animals fight to the death means that murder is good. Somebody with the presupposition that nature is evil would say that the fact that animals fight to the death means that murder is bad. If we enter the analysis without presupposing the morality of nature, then the fact that animals fight to the death has zero bearing on the morality of murder. This is the crux of the “is/should” problem. The only time that evidence of a practice or condition in objective reality can be used in favor of the morality of the practice or condition is when you presuppose that nature is moral, which is . . . metaphysics! Observational moralities have to be built on a metaphysical foundation in order to be coherent.

    This leads directly into reasoned moralities. Reasoned moralities, despite being vaunted due to the application of reason, are also normative moralities, with all the same faults and flaws. Reason is really good at applying an existing moral framework. “If A then B” works really good at proving B if A is presupposed, but just like before, you have to presuppose something in order for reason to be applied. In parallel to above, if reason can be used in favor of the morality of B when you presuppose A, the presupposition of A is . . . metaphysics! Without some sort of supernatural principle/framework/entity/etc that supports A, your reasoned morality is built on the same nihilism as the other forms of normative moralities.

    Another way to view the inherent shortcomings in these normative moralities is to view them through the lens of authority. Why should I conform to your morality? Why should you conform to your morality? If the answer, when you get to the foundation, is “because it makes me feel good”, then morality is nothing more than etiquette or preference. This is true whether the morality is a simple hedonism, or whether it is couched in much more complexity, such as Darwinist morality (good is to evolve). To attribute any more weight to good feelings than mere preference or taste is an exercise in indulging one’s ego.

    To finish out this first edition of trashy’s sophomoric blatherings, I’ll address nihilism. Nihilism, in my opinion, is one of two self-consistent moral frameworks. The other is moral absolutism based on divine natural law. We’ll obviously dive into more detail on that later. However, nihilism also has some weaknesses. One is that most humans seem to have some sort of moral compass/conscience, and the conscience is essential to their being. People who override their conscience tend to accumulate undesirable consequences in their lives. Sure, much of that may be explained by the “morality as etiquette” model (socially, poor etiquette results in negative social consequences). However, there’s something profoundly disturbing to most humans about living in a world where there is no right and no wrong, and where nothing means anything. People stare into the abyss and become profoundly afraid. I don’t think I’ve met a single person who has been able to retain a truly nihilist view for a significant period of time. Usually, their nihilism evolves into a squishy moral relativism or into existentialism.

    Clearly, if we are to reject all metaphysics as a moral foundation, we’re choosing to dive headfirst into the abyss. That may be a satisfactory answer for a select few, but the next article will address the alternative, the various metaphysical constructs that can serve as a foundation for morality.

  • Supongo que me ofrecí para los enlaces del miércoles por la mañana.

    Its  late.  You’re early, but links are to be had.

    Where do I begin?

    Up first! A nice breakdown of Mexico’s newly sworn in presidente’s challenges upon entering office.

     

    Cuba now has 3G.

    To take advantage of the new service, Cubans will need to pay the equivalent of $7 for 600 megabytes of data, $10 for 1 gigabyte and $30 for 4 gigabytes, according to the state-run Granma news agency.

    The cost of access poses a steep barrier in a country where nearly 60 percent of the population lives on $100 or less per month

    Which is all well and good except here phones fit for 5G are being put to market.  I bet more than six people will be able to afford them.

    Did you know there was a protest at the G20 Summit? Me neither.  I thought Trump just showed Xi his ass and told him to bring a ladder so he could kiss it.

    Meh,  I’d have ditched him too.  *shudders* Argentines.

    In local news the Diamondbacks throw in the towel.

    Need some tunes?  Heres a good one.