Category: Religion

  • Masterpiece Cakeshop and the Search for Silver Lining

    This week, the Supreme Court (or SCOTUS, for the cool kids / kids who don’t like to type long words), released their opinion in the case of Masterpiece Cakeshop V Colorado Civil Rights Commission.  Because it’s 2018 and up is down, white is black, and the Black Panther is an Alt-Right parable, SCOTUS rules that the Colorado Civil Right Commission technically lived up to their name and violated someone’s civil rights.  Kids, this is why you call your fundraiser the “Race for the Cure” not the “Walk for Cancer.”

    Everyone expected a bombshell, and most people think this decision was a dud.  Everyone was expecting something along the lines of ‘No, you can’t force someone to bake that cake.’  What we got instead was a ruling that said the Civil Rights Commission clearly hates religious people and therefor their finding is thrown out.

    I’m going to try to convince you that, for us weirdos, this may be a very important dud.  Well, no.  That’s too optimistic.  I’m going to try to convince you it should be a very important dud, but it probably won’t be.

    In broad strokes, Justice Kennedy wrote an opinion a few years ago requiring the government to recognize gay marriage.  He threw in some language that people with religious objections might be wrong, but they aren’t evil.  In standard Kennedy style, it was long on rhetoric and short on formal logic.  Which is OK.  It’s a style.  But it’s one that makes it easy to ignore the parts you don’t like.

    And boy howdy, did our finger-wagging betters ignore that part.  But Kennedy really meant it.  I’ll get back to that in a second.  First, a diversion.

    When thinking about history, context is king.  Why does the First Amendment call out freedom of religion separately and additionally with freedom to assemble?  Same reason we have the Second Amendment.  The Founders knew their history and knew what went down in the British Civil Wars.  What happened?  Well, lots of wars.  Some of it over state suppression of religion.

    And it was very clear to the Founders.  People will die for their religion.  Worse, they’ll kill their neighbors over it.  Better to take it off the table.

    Over the next couple hundred years, this has mostly worked out for us libertarian and libertarian-adjacent folks.  Sure, it’s not logically consistent to call out one kind of moral code and not another.  It probably riles up the kind of libertarians who can spell deontological on the first try.  But in the cause of liberty, I think religion has been a net positive.  Martin Luther was a professor of theology.  Martin Luther King was a reverend.  An open and vibrant market in churches leads to better churches and a more vibrant religiosity of the population compared to state religion.

    And, for the most part, we could rely on the legislative and executive branches of governments to protect generic mainline Protestant freedoms.  Sorry Catholics, no public schools or wine on Sundays for you!

    But the winds of change have been blowing, as anyone who read a newspaper after Obergefell could see.  Legislatures and executives are now more protective of the new mainline morality: left of center secularism.  The court, as we see in Obergefell, is good with this.  In fact, they push farther than the other branches sometimes.  How should we feel about this, as libertarians and libertarian-adjacent folk?

    I think in principle, it’s probably a net win for liberty if it’s handled as a limit on state power.  Let’s face it, “don’t shit on people with fringe theories of morality” is probably an abstract idea that we should be able to get behind.  We’ve got fringy theories sometimes.

    In practice, not so much.  We aren’t seeing left-of-center-secularism leading to restraint on government.  Instead, the whip is now lashing in a different direction.  Surprise, surprise: the left-of-center is now motivated by animus and using state power to score points in the culture war.  This is my shocked face.

    I said Obergefell was kind of rhetorical.  It was.  It was lofty and nice.  It was nice to people with deeply held religious opinions.  “Many who deem same-sex marriage to be wrong reach that conclusion based on decent and honorable religious or philosophical premises, and neither they nor their beliefs are disparaged here.”  Most people skipped right over that and made with the disparaging.  But they shouldn’t have.  See, Kennedy has a very particular and idiosyncratic idea about how the government should relate to the populous.  He thinks it shouldn’t be a tool of animus, used to beat down your political opponents.  Crazy, right?

    But this puts us in a funny spot.  We have two big decisions that should work together.  One says you can’t craft laws that oppress people just because your religion tells you to.  One says you can’t act in a way that oppresses people just because you think they are scum.

    I’m… I’m totally good with that.  If we could use that as the basis for some formal logic, that takes us places.  Polygamy laws were clearly put in place because people had religious differences with the Mormons and because people thought they were scum.  Lots of zoning is pretty clearly an effort to keep ‘those people’ away from us nice folk, for various values of those and nice.  Nixon started the drug war because he hated those long hair hippies always talking about peace and love and brotherhood and voting Democrat.

    Do I think this is going to happen?  Do I think SCOTUS is going to say that any of these rules were motivated by animus and should be thrown out?  Nope.  Kennedy isn’t all about that formal logic, and those in the know think he’s going to retire soon.  And this is a test that is somewhere between mostly impossible and impossible to apply.  All you have to do is mouth the right words if you are a public official.  But there’s worse principals than “you can’t use government to crap on people.”

    So I’m going to sit on my silver cloud here, and say that we are probably in a better place for liberty than we were last week.  Even if not by much.

  • My New Religion, Sort Of

    I’m working hard to put aside my ingrained Southern Baptist upbringing to embrace a new faith, a new belief system and way of looking at the world.

    I’m talking, of course, about embracing the Force… you know, like from Star Wars.

    Now, hold on, hear me out. In the Star Wars films, which I started enjoying at the prime age of 10 with the first one released, we are told that the Force is kind of an energy field that permeates the entire universe; it flows within us and between us, binding all living and nonliving matter together into a cohesive whole.

    Now, if we were to put a more human face on this concept, it would resemble nothing so much as… gee, Davey… well, our traditional notion of God.

    We are told that God, whatever He or It is, is manifest in all things: that nothing within the material or ethereal multiverse exists outside His influence. Nevertheless, we tend to cast God in our own image, more or less. He resembles a human – usually an elderly man, full of gravitas, who’s still fairly handsome in his later years, like that World’s Most Interesting Man from the beer commercials. In other words, we tend to personify God, to think of Him as a conscious being, much as we ourselves are.

    Therein lies a conundrum. On the one hand, we think of God as all-knowing, all-seeing, a thousand times more wise than ourselves, and a million times more knowledgeable. We’re told that He has a plan, and for our small part, we somehow fit into that plan. But oftentimes His plan may seem a bit cruel to us: a natural disaster, war, the death of a loved one or child, can shake our faith in His intentions. How could a God, the God who so loves us (we are constantly told), allow such horrible things to happen? If the death of a child is part of His plan, then shouldn’t we say to Hell with that plan, as we would that of any mortal leader?

    Perhaps, then, our problem lies in thinking of God as a conscious being like ourselves in the first place. Now, this goes against hundreds, perhaps thousands of years of worldwide traditional religious thinking, although to be fair humanity’s gods have already taken innumerable shapes and visages. But maybe that belief isn’t quite accurate – after all, we don’t know the true nature of God and are only surmising as best as our human intellects can reckon.

    What if we think of God a different way – not as a sentient being with thoughts and consciousness, but more as a free-floating aspect of the universe itself, an energy field (the Zero Point Energy? Quantum weirdness?) that permeates everything, even the supposed vacuum separating worlds? Maybe it has some sort of Will or vast Cosmic Consciousness, but not in the traditional way we usually think of.

    Whenever something bad happens, traditional Christians will tend to shrug and proclaim it as ‘God’s Will,’ which means they don’t understand or necessarily approve of it, but reckon that God has a bigger purpose in mind and this current calamity is simply part of His plan – we just don’t have his grand view of the larger scheme.

    With the Force, such a concept becomes more rational. We can see unfortunate events as happening not because of some Supreme Being’s whim, but instead as the result of a vast number of forces, many of them unseen or even immeasurable, ebbing and flowing to produce the chaos that is our reality. If that’s the case, then we can more dispassionately observe calamitous events: Could you lose faith in gravity? Would you swear vengeance against magnetism? If the universe is run not by conscious control but by inevitable forces eternally mixing and playing against one another, such questions become meaningless.

    Of course, such a belief system opens up innumerable cans of worms. In such a system, do we truly have Free Will? Can the Force bend somewhat to our will, as the Jedi Knights of the films are able to cause? Is the Force a thing to be worshipped, or is it basically just window dressing for atheism? Is there room for such a thing as morality?

    As to that last question, much is made in the films of the so-called Dark Side of the Force, which bad guys use to become very powerful. It’s fed by hate, lust, desire for power, all of the notions that are traditionally seen as being negative. If the Force truly exists, would such a negative aspect exist also – the Force soured, perhaps coagulated or stagnant, which seeps into human activities just as much as its counterpart? After all, it’s difficult to think of such a concept without also embracing its polar opposite: One can hardly have Yin without Yang, a cat without a fine rat, protons without electrons, etc. In our grasp for meaning, such a duality strikes us as being ‘fair,’ an explanation for why so much misery and corruption tend to exist in our perceived reality.

    I’ll be the first to admit, I don’t have answers to any of these questions. I might be barking up the wrong Yggdrasil and committing the worst sort of heresy. But personally, I think it makes as much sense as any other belief system. After all, none of us knows for certain, and we’ve precious little evidence one way or another.

    How does this tie into libertarianism? Well, for me, it has to do with traditional religion and faith. I’ve always had a problem with the idea of ‘worshipping’ someone, or something. To prostrate oneself before a person, or a concept, to declare “I’m nothing and you’re everything,” strikes me as particularly unhealthy. Maybe I’m a heretic for even pondering this, but I think such a surrendering of the will is one of the worst practices mankind has ever performed and a huge part of why the world is the way it is.

    Maybe it’s my youthful reading of Heinlein coming out, but I believe the value of human beings lies primarily in our ferociousness, our tenacity, our will to survive and to thrive: not to bow to those who would demand our fealty, but to spit in their eye. There’s a reason why humans have conquered this world and molded it to suit us, and it’s not just because of our intelligence: it’s because that’s the way we wanted it, and we weren’t going to stop until either reality folded, or we did.

    Belief in the Force, then, is a religion which suits my nonconformist self to a T. I don’t have to pay a tithe, I don’t have to give deference to a priestly caste. Heck, I can sleep in as late as I want on Sunday morning. I can make up my own goofy rituals if I want to.

    I’m not here to try to make any converts; I just wanted to put the concept out there and see what varieties of tomatoes you mugs can throw at it. Maybe I’m just a loon for coming up with the idea in the first place.

    But in any case… hey, you knew this was coming: may the Force be with you all.

    Or not.

    Whatevs.

    P.S. – Midichlorians are a bunch of hooey.

  • May You Live in Fortean Times

    We’re not even halfway into 2018, and we already have our first female, vegan, Baha’i, animal rights activist, immigrant, who assaulted YouTube HQ in the name of ‘free speech’ as part of her larger grievance against their demonetization campaign just after YouTube banned a whole swath of channels focused on firearms.

    All this while ticking off both the “crazy” and “hot” boxes on her census form as well!

    https://youtu.be/0kQgAwfdz7Y

     

     

    Not only did this event happen within spitting distance of April Fool’s Day, but the three victims were taken to Zuckerberg San Francisco General Hospital and Trauma Center.


    The many forms of Huehuecoyotl are just manifestations of the one true God, and Charles Fort is his prophet.

    He’s also where Furries come from.
  • Afternoon Links

    Friends! It has been so long. Brett is in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and his second through fourth string replacements are working (yes, Rufus, some of us work). So you get some slap-dash, last-minute links from me:

    Florida legislature! “Florida House declares pornography as a health risk: Republican Rep. Ross Spano says there is research that finds a connection between pornography use and mental and physical illnesses.” Republicans are apparently aiming to be the party of science now. Good for them.

    Now here’s some science. “Drinking Alcohol Helps Better Than Exercise If You Want To Live Past 90 Years Old” Guess what, we at Glibertarians don’t care if this is good science or not. 건배!!

    Rejoice! He’s in a far better place than this. “Billy Graham, preacher to millions, adviser to U.S. presidents, dies at 99”

    Time to sit your boss down and have The Talk.  “Phishing schemes net hackers millions of dollars from Fortune 500: IBM has uncovered sophisticated campaigns which are successfully targeting Fortune 500 companies.”