Category: Music

  • Romanian Christmas Carols

    Romanian Christmas Carols

    As we are in Midwinter, give or take, the festival of the Saturnalia is upon us, and such the sound track of many a place is quite transformed – and has been, depending on each person’s luck for up to a month.

     

    It is that special time of year where in every store and on radio station you hear the same old Christmas music. Somehow, all Christmas music was made in the past and is now repeated. Also, at least round these parts, so called Christmas Fairs are popping up, giving you the chance to hear the music in the streets and squares.

     

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImoGBimxSYw

    Some people like that – it puts them in a Christmas mood, reminds them of childhood or it goes well with the day drinking. Some people hate it and are sick and tired of the same stuff. For both these types of people the solution is simple: instead of listening to your old Christmas music, listen to Romanian old Christmas music.

     

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKMKrDTj-0M

    Romanian carols were originally sang by well… carolers. This was when most Romanians lived in villages and it was a deeply rooted tradition. Usually a group of people would go house to house to announce the Holidays, bring a bit of cheer in the long winter days, ward off bad spirits and get some goodies and, for the adults, a bit of tuica.

     

    If you knew Romanian, you would catch two common themes in carols. One is religious, announcing the birth of Christ, and the second is about the actual act of caroling and asking people to open their homes, get the carolers inside for warmth, and bring out the goodies.

     

    Goodies are usually baked goods and a bit of brandy or wine. Also walnuts are prominent, as most fruit is was not really available in winter, although recently oranges have become a staple associated with Christmas.

     

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWGbyTdL9a8

    Off course carols, especially on YouTube, are not exactly what they were 100 years ago, but this is a selection of the more popular ones around here, the ones some of us are sick of hearing every year.

     

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqbQ9ZUBtM8

    Nowadays Romanians often associate carols with Ștefan Hrușcă, in both a nostalgic and mocking fashion, depending. There are lots of jokes about him, he is a bit of a joke, but not in a mallicious way and still sort of popular around Christmas. He now lives and works in Toronto, the one in Canada, and comes to Romania to sing during December and makes some extra money.

     

  • Romanian music: indie pop, rock and songs of the hipster persuasion

    Romanian music: indie pop, rock and songs of the hipster persuasion

    In my attempt to give this joint a bit of culture – and also link dump posts are easier to write – I had a post earlier about the peak of modern musical achievements, known as manele in Romanian. I am sure that post elicited the curiosity of the glibertariat. But Pie, everyone wondered, that seems like lower class music. What do the young, hip urban people listen to?

    Well, I am not one to leave such pressing questions unanswered. So I have prepared this post. Alas, I am no longer young and, as such, I have no idea what those damn kids listen to these days. So this post will not be about that after all and my insight may be less than valuable. But has that ever stopped me? So what will I post about? Well, whatever I can think of, which is not much as I am well into a bottle of nice wine.

    So I was thinking with what to start… And I will start with something that does not really fit with title of the post. Why? Well… because it is the band of a buddy of mine and why not plug those you know… The guy is not famous enough to be considered an actual rock star or anything – although he has had his fair share of hot 20-something female fans, but not that obscure either, and he is very passionate about the guitar and has practiced it intensely for many years, with results I will leave you to judge. Besides that, he is not in the drugs section of rock musicians, but in the martial arts, meditation and passion for Japanese culture section – he learned the language and spends a few months a year at some temple there. The name of the band is Days of Confusion and the style of music was initially based on something called djent. I will post 3 songs off 3 different albums for your viewing pleasure (as usual I do not expect many of you to click the links but whatever.)

     

     

    Now, getting on to something more topical, indie and/or hipster-ish bands in Romania use a mix of own songs with various covers and mashups. I will post some, in no particular order for bands and no particular selection for the songs. These songs have a chance of being more familiar to you as a style compared to manele, and I think a few are even in English, as are many of the band names. I will post the original band names, not translations of them. The genre of the music I did not dwell on, basically local interpretations of indie pop/rock or even mainstream pop as a style, but not hugely popular. I am not attempting to do an in-depth analysis, as I am not a music writer and Glibertarians is not really a music blog. I will just give some links and maybe write more for a future post. Or maybe not.

    One of the most successful bands, especially with the female demographic, is Robin and the Backstabbers, although the style is called melodramatic pop and the songs can get a bit whiny for my taste. Here is a more recent one:

    And as a bonus one of their more popular ones, which was overplayed on the radio station I listen to in my car to the point on annoyance.

     

    Moving on with various bands in no apparent order and with a song from each. The songs can be as old as 5-6 years or 1-2 years, I did not choose them for a particular reason…

    Toulouse-Lautrec (no relation, and no, they do not sing in French) are a indie rock band of some popularity.

    We then have Moonlight Breakfast

    Followed by The Mono jacks

    The Amsterdams – I went to university with one of these guys although we were not exactly friends. They are an indie band, but sing in a very mainstream fashion.

    Jurjak started as on of the few local indie bands doing a sort of electro-blues sound:

    Les Elephants Bizzar, despite the name, also sing in a fairly mainstream pop inspired way. So nothing too surreal here

    The Kryptonite Sparks – just like hipster beer, hipster bands have silly names, are a fairly young indie rock band

    YellLow is a sort of electro-pop

    And finishing of with something more electronic than pop / rock we have Karpov Not Kasparov

    Anyway if you want further such posts do comment, we can cover 90s pop, classic rock, heavier rock, maybe folk, old time drinking/pub songs, traditional music and more. Sky’s the limit, as the saying goes. Or is Pie the limit? Either way…

  • Playlist – Cover Songs

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    Greetings fellow glibs.

    Instead of the usual old people music (NTTAWWT), I thought it might be fun to share some of my tastes in music.

    For this selection, I chose cover songs, because I think cover songs are fun. Also, vocals from pretty girls because they’re nice to look at. If the glibs are entertained, then I might put together more selections.

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    First up: Misterwives – Riptide (COVER) by Vance Joy

    Unfortunately, I only became aware of this group shortly after they played a show in my town. I will be sure to not miss the next one.

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    Heard of the HAIM sisters? I don’t know why I’m asking, it doesn’t matter. Here’s the next song.

    HAIM cover Shania Twain ‘That Don’t Impress Me Much’ for Like A Version

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    Yeah, I like pop music. Fight me.

    Green Light – LORDE | Alex Goot & SAINTE Cover

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    Last but not least, Glibs’ favorite youtuber: POPPY! (accompanied by a bunch of hipsters)

    KIDS / MGMT / HEYHIHELLO

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  • REALLY Old Guy Music: A Brief, Poorly Sourced, and Probably Wildly Inaccurate History of Easy Listening, Exotica, and Other Neglected Musical Genres

     

    Writing a history of musical genres, no matter how modest or brief one attempts to be, is a complicated undertaking.

    Genres are fluid, with poorly-defined boundaries, and tend to shift and melt into one another as time goes forward. Looking back from the future we can see certain trends take shape, as particular styles rise and fall in popularity; but this is really only available with hindsight. Such a perspective also gives us the opportunity to look at social and historical trends that reflect themselves within the music, allowing certain forms to rise up and take shape, while other trends are downplayed, intentionally or otherwise.

    It certainly doesn’t help the matter when the types of music one wants to talk about are generally overlooked by the modern listening public, as well as by scholars and critics. Jazz, rock and roll, rhythm and blues – these are all important musical trends, and certainly deserve the bulk of listeners’ attention; but does that mean that other forms should be completely ignored? To look within histories of popular music, or even at album collectors’ price guides, one would be tempted to think that these other genres didn’t even exist – like Communist officials who have fallen out of favor, and are therefore removed from paintings and history books.

    This is not to suggest that there’s some sort of organized conspiracy to never speak of Easy Listening or other previous styles of music; rather, the attitude seems to be more one of contempt: why would anybody want to listen to, much less talk about, such old-fashioned stuff? It’s all mostly white people’s music anyway, from back when the boys wore a jacket and slacks, and the girls wore dresses, even to a casual get-together. Squaresville, man – strictly squaresville.

    Given the current political climate, one might be tempted to think that such a backlash might be so racially motivated – if Black Lives Matter, does White Music Matter? But, it’s not quite that simple. If anything, it’s not Black Vs. White, but Youth Vs. Squares – i.e., Mom and Dad. The 1950s saw a definite break between music meant for teenagers, and music meant for a somewhat older and more settled audience. What we are looking at in this installment is primarily the latter.

    Part I: Easy Listening

    The genre we tend to refer to now as Easy Listening had its origins in the late 1940s when different orchestras began recording music that was softer, lighter, and usually offered no overt vocals or harsh instrumental sections that might tend to break the mood. It was meant, theoretically, to be played in the background, during dinner or pleasant conversation, without intruding or imposing itself on the listener. Rather, it could enhance moments of romance or relaxation, if necessary, but without overwhelming the given situation. In the commercial world, this took the form of Muzak, which was music licensed by companies to play unobtrusively in the background, soothing and mellow.

    Composer and arranger Paul Weston began recording albums starting in about 1945 that were slower and smoother than what most other bandleaders were doing – this seemed to be part of a larger musical trend where audiences were going to hear bands just to listen, and not to dance. ‘Hot’ bands and faster songs were also still popular, and always would be, but there was also a desire (probably more from the female audience members) for music that was slower and softer. Weston’s Music For Dreaming, released at first as a 10” disc, fit the bill perfectly. Calling the style Mood Music, Weston had a hit, and knew he was onto something.

    Easy Listening (or Mood Music, or Beautiful Music, as it was also called) might have been okay with the younger female audience members, but it was certainly palatable to older listeners – the parents, but also young marrieds who were settling into domestic life. The adults generally didn’t want to be confronted by the more abrasive aspects of much popular music; Easy Listening strode somewhere between Classical and Pop music; not harsh, but lively and interesting enough to make for a pleasant listening experience.

    In time, arrangers found that they could do Easy Listening versions of popular tunes that were never meant for such treatment. The results were ultra-smooth concoctions with all of the jagged edges ground down, and naturally musical purists hated them – but nevertheless, a certain portion of the record-buying public preferred these versions to the originals. The songwriters, of course, still got their royalty payments regardless of the interpretation; and besides, if one preferred, one could always go back to the source material. But the fact that – for example – the Hollyridge Strings could offer their Beatles Song Book albums and get respectable sales, while the original Beatles recordings were still in the charts, proves that there were two distinct audiences, each of whom had very different wants and expectations.

    This sort of thing, of course, further convinced the kids and the hardcore fans that Easy Listening was the music of squares – watered-down, milquetoast versions of popular songs cranked out for Mom and Dad who couldn’t handle the originals. In essence, this was correct. Not that Mom and Dad ‘couldn’t handle’ the more raucous musical styles that came along during the 1950s & ’60s, but they generally didn’t want to: Easy Listening gave them a certain aural satisfaction without demanding much from them. The kids might go buy a Jimi Hendrix album and bring it home to listen to over and over, staring at the cover and trying to grok every note, but generally their parents just wanted something nice playing in the background while they ate dinner. Certainly, from a more purist point of view, the kids’ motivations are more laudable; but does that completely invalidate Mom and Dad’s desires?

    Given its softer and romantic nature, Easy Listening was also deemed perfect music for affaires d’amour, whether it was a young bachelor trying to seduce his date for the evening, or a couple in love hoping to get each other in the mood. These days this aspect of Easy Listening is usually referred to as “Bachelor Pad Music,” or some variation thereof. Indeed, the 1950s and ’60s were certainly the Age of the Bachelor, when that lifestyle was essentially defined by the men’s magazines and other aspects of popular culture: not for nothing did so many album covers from that period feature lovely, buxom young women in glorious dishabille. Most were in fact quite tame – like those of, say, Jackie Gleason or Ray Conniff, which featured young women in the throes of romantic love, often embracing the male of their desire. Others featured women in quite a different mood, the look in their eyes unmistakably one of lust and animal passion (or so it was supposed to appear to the common male record purchaser).

    Another aspect of Easy Listening that may strike modern listeners is that…well…it’s really, really white. Not that black people could not, or did not, participate; but the vast majority of the genre’s progenitors were not only white, but seriously white dudes. Percy Faith and Henry Mancini may have been giants of popular music during the 1960s, but God love ‘em, they resembled high school shop teachers more than rock stars. Black record buyers tended to stick with the shifting landscape of rhythm and blues, jazz, gospel, and popular music during the time period in question. This isn’t to say that their tastes were superior, nor inferior; but much of it didn’t seem to resonate with black listeners. Who can blame them? It’s really not very funky; in fact, it’s practically anti-funky. But, by definition, that’s what Easy Listening is.

    Easy Listening began to fade somewhat in the late 1960s. Why this is, is probably a complex topic of study, but the changes in popular music that were taking place, first in 1964 with the Beatles, then with groups like the Tijuana Brass and Brazil ’66, then toward the end of the decade with the hippie movement when things tended to get looser and harsher at the same time – all of this resulted in a radically altered listening landscape. Even the music that the grownups enjoyed was changing. Post-Whipped Cream and Other Delights, softened versions of popular songs were still around, but tended to take a more modern approach, doing away with the heavy use of strings and multi-piece orchestras. This was “The Now Sound,” which had the same basic goals as Easy Listening, but used different methods to achieve its aims.

    By the early ’70s, Easy Listening was still around, but was barely hanging on. A lot of popular music seemed to be about excess, but there were also a few trends with a softer and more relaxed approach. Singer-songwriters like Carole King were coming more often to the forefront, offering a nice alternative to the harsher radio offerings. Songs from the ’40s and ’50s became less and less in demand, and when the more modern (i.e., post-Beatles) songs were desired, more listeners wanted to hear the original artists rather than some orchestra’s interpretation – so, the decades-old habit of doing ‘standards’ (that is, songs that existed in many different versions) gradually began disappearing. (Name That Tune notwithstanding.)

    It wasn’t until 1979 that the Billboard Easy Listening chart was renamed Adult Contemporary; it had held its previous name since 1961. But those two dates are each a bit late to the party; the trend had started several years before 1961, but certainly ended long before 1979.

  • Manele: brief analysis of a cultural phenomenon with music links

    Good old manele, ya either love em or hate em. Really. Well, provided you are Romanian that is.

    Pie… what the bloody hell are you talking about? Well… Dixit Wikipedia:

    Manele (from Romanian, fem. sg. manea; pl. manele, the plural form being more common) is a music style from Romania.

    The manele can be divided into “classical manele” and “modern manele”. The “classical manele” are a Turkish-derived genre performed by lăutari in a lăutărească manner, while the “modern manele” are a mixture of Turkish, Greek, Arabic, Bulgarian and Serbian elements, generally using modern (electronic) instruments and beats.

    So manele is a type of singing. I dumped a bunch of links in this post, which I do not expect people to click on. They are not in a particular order because that seems like to much work and this is a lazy post. – yes it would have made sense to fit the links to the text. But life does not always make sense.  All the links are music and none of them are rick rolls. So I dunno click one or more. See how many you like, if any. Let’s just start with one.

    Few musical genres created so much division in the Romanian cultural landscape. For some, it was the music for parties and gatherings, fun and unpretentious; for others, a sign of low culture, no class, little education, low standards and poor taste. In many circles listening to manele got you immediately douchebag status. There were few in the middle on this issues, although the saying goes everyone likes manele after the second bottle of wine. The hate was particularly prominent among fans of heavy metal and folk music.

    Now is there some truth to the previous snobbish stereotype? Like in most cases yes. Listening to manele is somewhat correlated with low socioeconomic status, drinking wine mixed with cola and being functionally illiterate. Although, a few years ago, the phenomenon did go full circle when some hipsters started listening to manele ironically. Usually after the scared hipster got out of a cab in the bad part of town, to enter a local seedy dive bar which had a special, safe, but vaguely authentic manele party going on.

    Manele are sort of an eclectic mix of sounds sang originally by Roma / Gypsies (depending on preferred nomenclature) singers at parties and events. The have a very similar style and lyrics, grouped around the main aspects of a human life – money, love, loss, money, women, enemies who hate you but are not as good as you so you always come on top, ass shaking and money.

    The classic manea was a fairly slow paced mostly instrumental love song of Turkish origin during the 1800s. The modern manea as we know it started to appear in marginalized communities and had – like many such musical origin stories – an element of protest to exclusion in general and the high-brow culture of the more intellectual elite, if you will. Intellectuals which promptly criticized it eclectic mix of Balkan sounds, the crude language and sexual and violent elements of the lyrics. With the obvious laments of the effect on the children. So the protest factor was a success on that front, all things considered.

    Further opposition came from mainstream Lăutarii – singers of drinking and party music – which though it brings their profession – a rather lucrative and privileged one during communism – in disrepute.  This is probably part of the source of the division caused by the music. The other part being it kinda sucks.

    Who critiques the critics though? Well other critics usually… And so it happened. Some came to the defense of the manele, simply stating that like in all forms, there are good ones and bad ones and it can be a valuable p[art of the cultural landscape. The music was studied at the University level both a cultural and melodic point of view. There is some truth, off course, to snobs piling on popular music. The history, the communities and conditions that generate it generally are worth studying. Although just because something came from a marginalized community does not make it good, or opposing it racist.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y01xp6GsKSg

    The modern form is seen by some proponents of the genre as a degraded version that focuses to much of money and sex and lost some of its roots, which I think can be seen as somewhat paralleling some criticisms I hear of hip-hop culture in the States. This has probably something to do with the fall of communism which brought a new found freedom for artists and a possibly to get rich (or die trying). Capitalism man, it ruins everything by excessive commercialization.  The change of the manea, like all music in fact, can be seen as a chronicle of the changes in society, for people who study these sort of things.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0C3AEVbgXY

    The honest truth is that singers of manele are, generally, not bad singers. They have a good voice and quite a bit of practice. And there were cases when prominent manele singers sang different styles of music and did a damn good job at it. So it is mostly the form that is disliked.

    There are also parodies in the genre

     

    While the 1980s manele still had the classic instruments like accordion, violin, dulcimer, bass and cobza, after the 90s electronic instruments became more propeminent, although some of the classics are still kept.

     

    In the end, keep in mind the humble manea your next American party. Alternatively, sit on your American porch, drink your American whisky and listen to manele – in order to be culturally appropriate and respect the Romanian tradition, this should be loud enough for your neighbors to hear (and I realize your neighbor may be quite some way). Also eat roasted sunflower seeds and spit the husks on the ground.

  • The Wit and Wisdom of Cardi B

    • My slogan for my [Presidential] campaign is – “ISIS, Suck a Dick!” Remember, America! Suck a dick! Suck a dick. Suck a whole lot a dick. Vote for me!
    • I put niggas to sleep like Jigglypuff.
    • It’s cold outside, but I’m still lookin’ like a thottie, because a ho never gets cold.
    • Ride the dick like a BMX. No nigga wanna be my ex.
    • Eleanore Roosevelt, she did so much for the Blacks. That’s my bitch! And we got the same birthday – October 11!
    • Ever since I took that etiquette class, all I wanna do now is white people activities.
    • Everybody want to be a rapper. Fuck your dreams! Get a job.
    • God forbid, the government tries to take us over, and we can’t defend ourselves because we don’t have no weapons. How do you think American colonizers went to Africa and it was so easy for them to get those people? Because they had guns. No matter what weapon you have, you can’t beat a gun. They have weapons like nuclear bombs that we don’t have. So imagine us not having any weapons at all.
  • Comics ‘n’ Jazz

     

    There’s something to be said for the notion that comic books are like jazz. Both are American art forms, free form and unique, pulling inspiration from rustic roots and becoming insanely popular. The two art forms were born and bred from the underclass, dismissed as savage and crude by the educated at the time, and a protest against the stifling cultural norms of the time. They became popular around the world, but were never able to be fully replicated outside the United States…at least not in the same form. Both jazz and comics had a major societal impact. Both forms took themselves more and more seriously…and both seem to be creative dead ends, neither impacting culture or selling like they once did.

    You don’t dance like this to Kenny G.

    One might object that both are still important. After all, one can’t go to the theaters without being bombarded by men in capes. One can’t go out to eat without some light jazz playing in the background. Yet that doesn’t make the actual comics books themselves important any more, nor does it make jazz artists important. A popular comic today sells less than ten or twenty thousand copies. A new jazz album? About the same. Long gone are the days when Captain Marvel would sell two million copies each month.

    This isn’t about jazz. Much as I love Miles Davis, and my Sundays are spent blaring away Duke Ellington or John Coltrane, it’s not an area where I feel knowledgeable enough to speak. Comics, however? That was my childhood. After baseball practice, glove hanging off my handlebars, I would ride down to the local convenience store and and coins in my pocket to pick something off the spinner racks that were ubiquitous. Paper route money would buy me Moon Knight, Spider Man, Batman, or whatever four color hero caught my eye. As I got older, my tastes changed. I would buy Cerebus, Love and Rockets or some other black and white independent comic. Later, those purchases would fade away almost entirely. It was the cycle of life. A piece of childhood put away in long boxes, to be opened again by some child, decades later.

    The industry worked back then. Comics made money. If an issue sold below 200,000 copies it was in danger of cancellation. Today, selling just ten percent of those numbers would be a “success” by industry standards. If not for their value as intellectual property in movies and television, it would be a very, very obscure market.

    Space Alien attacks. Women and minorities hardest hit.

    What killed comics? It seems that there are many answers. One argument is that it’s being killed by companies pushing a political message in their comics. In a push for “diversity,” comics have taken on an almost singular voice. Popular characters are replaced by women, people of color, LGBTQKT+ (or whatever word salad is in use as of this writing), etc. Sales fall, and then the “real” versions of the characters return. If one goes on Twitter, writers and editors are hostile and chastising to those who espouse a different political opinion.

    The other side would argue that there isn’t enough diversity. Comics aren’t selling because they only appeal to a narrow demographic of unwashed white men with toxic attitudes, cloistered in unfriendly comic book shops. If you’re going to expand your audience, then that means selling to new demographics.

    Others have taken the approach of “those darn kids” and shake their fists at the non-reading youth of today. They would rather play video games than read a comic. Why read about the X-Men when you could, instead, play AS one of the X-Men in a video game?

    Of course, there’s also the idea of accessibility. You can rarely find comics on newstands or stores. Buying a comic requires a trip to a comic shop, which not every city has. Even if you do have a comic shop, it’s not always a friendly place. Children aren’t welcome to spend hours paging through the comics, like they would in front of a spinner rack.

    If I had to guess, my answer to the problem would be all of the above.

    Two examples. A decade ago, my son, then at the age when I picked up my first comic, was obsessed with the characters before he had ever read a comic. He had a Spider Man poster over his bed. He would wear his Batman costume around the house, sneaking from behind the couch to throw a foam battarang at me. We played a game called Heroclix where he knew all the obscure characters you could play. If any child would be a future comic reader, it would be him.

    A proud Dad, I took him to a comic shop…only to be met with suspicious stares, and unfriendly help. Being knowledgeable about comics, I went around to find him books he might like. I had little success. In an attempt to be more “adult” and “serious,” the books presented barriers. You needed decades of knowledge of the characters. There were no jumping on points. No issue contained it’s own story. (Batman Adventures was an exception.) We could never find three or four issues a week for him to pour over like I did. Even if we could have, the cover price alone makes it impossible. (Adjusted for inflation, I paid the equivalent of $1.65 per issue. Today the average cover price is $3.99 to $4.99) He then gravitated to manga, a form I find somewhat baffling, before giving it up entirely. He knows the characters through movies, but he’ll never take his child to buy an American comic. Two generations lost for the medium.

    Toxic Masculinity can only be defeated by Toxic Misandry.

    The next example is me introducing a new reader to comics. My writing and podcasting partner had never read a comic as a kid. She didn’t relate to the characters. She wanted to be Nancy Drew, not Batman. For our podcast, she now reads about 12 to 18 comics a month. Most feel like punishments. Incomprehensible characters. Muddled art. Ham fisted messages. Lack of discernible character motivations. Even with the women-written issues, featuring strong women characters, they aren’t anything that would have appealed to her when she was younger. The characters all lack flaws, for example. How can you have drama if the lead character is always flawless?

    So comics aren’t written for kids. They’re not written for adults. They’re not written for the existing fans. They’re not written for new fans. Who are they writing for?

    Bringing it back to jazz, who are jazz musicians playing for? Count Basie played for the people who came to dance. Ella played for people coming out for a good time at her shows, for the radio, for the listeners. Today, jazz runs away from the popular. The days of unruly kids running riot and dancing the jitterbug is as archariac as young kids sitting under a tree with comics. Today jazz is all about sophistication. Long free form performances are the rule, the tight piece you can dance to is gone. We’ve replaced Stompin’ at the Savoy with half empty bars, surrounded by people who look like Woody Allen, listening to the musical equivalent of watching someone self pleasure himself for a half hour. If you don’t like it, then you’re obviously unsophisticated. Begone, philistine, and listen to rap…and the kids do. Goodbye jazz. Like classical, you’ve become soundtrack and background noise.

    In the end, the market decides. People vote with their dollars, and you either adapt or fade away. Gone are the days where the bandleaders would reign in the jazz artists, so they could bring in the crowds. Gone are the comic editors who didn’t give a damn about what was in the comic as long as it moved off the stands. You can make all the excuses you want, but the numbers don’t lie. Can comics survive when they cost more to make than they earn?

    Doesn’t take the world’s greatest detective to figure that one out.

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  • Hi-Fi Restoration Part 1: Background and Electronics Refurbish

    Engineering stimulates the mind. Kids get bored easily. They have got to get out and get their hands dirty: make things, dismantle things, and fix things. When the schools can offer that, you’ll have an engineer for life. — Bruce Dickinson

    It’s very satisfying to bring something back from the dead and make it work and look new again. I learned this feeling early on in my life thanks to my dad. When I was 8 or 9 years old, he caught me taking his lawn mower engine apart. Instead of beating my ass, he bought me an old lawn mower from a garage sale for $5 to tinker with and fix. His goal was primarily to keep me away from his machine, but he also wanted a safe outlet for my interests and worked with me when possible.

    Thanks dad, you and Bruce were right, I’m now both an engineer and Maiden Fan for life.

    Part 1: Background

    What is a Hi-Fi?

    A Hi-Fi is a 1950-60’s marketing term for a High Fidelity audio system. They began appearing in the early 1950’s in the US, Europe, and the rest of the world. It is basically what we would call a stereo system in the 1970-90’s. The major difference between a Hi-Fi and a stereo system is mostly one of aesthetics and partially sophistication. The Hi-Fi was typically an electronics package mounted into furniture in the style of the era. In the 50’s and early 60’s, this meant a mid-century modern look with simple lines and/or modern space-age like themes. In the later 60’s and 70’s, the Hi-Fi look became a more traditional Spanish or colonial furniture style. In comparison, a rack or bookshelf mounted stereo system of the 60’s-90’s were intended for the audiophile that wanted more audio power, fidelity, or customization. The appearance of the rack system was generally utilitarian with separate components and speakers.

          

    Why would I or anyone want to restore a vintage (old) Hi-Fi?

    The appeal of a vintage Hi-Fi over a rack system, or modern solutions such as MP3 speakers, is the style of the system. From a fidelity or sound quality perspective, the vintage Hi-Fi is likely inferior to a component rack or sophisticated surround sound system; however, it can be superior to many modern MP3 speakers and PC systems for certain types of music. Fidelity is not always a critical feature these days compared to storage, portability, or other factors. My own impression is that an older Hi-Fi in good working order can be superior to that of standalone MP3 speakers made by suppliers such as Bose or most PC cheap speaker systems.

    The Hi-Fi to me is a beautiful piece of furniture that can be the center of the entertaining area of your house. It is a throwback to a time when couples would have drinks and listen to a new record together. It can be in the background playing the sound track for the party or fill the house with sound while you are working. The final and most important factor for me was having a project that allowed me to tinker with electronic and mechanical systems, as well as apply some basic furniture refinishing with little financial risk.

    My Hi-Fi: Webcore Ravinia 1958

    I had passively been looking for a vintage Hi-Fi for a while on Craigslist. My criteria were the following:

    • 1950’s -1970 time frame due to the styling of that era and the likelihood of finding cheap offerings.
    • The wood furniture must be solid, in relatively good condition, and free of water damage or serious contamination from pets or the environment.
    • The electronics don’t have to be in working order as I plan on repairing or, if necessary, replacing the guts of the system.
    • The Hi-Fi must be cheap enough that I won’t mind putting it on the tree lawn for the gypsies to take away if I completely muck it up.

    I found what I was looking for after a few fits and starts of searching. I saw a Webcore Ravinia for sale for $40 locally. I made an appointment with the seller to meet and inspect it. The gentleman selling it inherited it from his grandmother and wanted to get the bulky thing out of this garage so he could fill it with used Firebird parts and meth fixins. It had a lot of dust and grime on it, but the wood was in relatively good shape for refinishing. Finally, the look and size of the system was close to what I was looking for.

    Thanks Brother

    The seller was adamant to demonstrate that the Hi-Fi worked, so he showed me that it could play Overkill’s Eliminate using his IPod through the Aux and remote control port. The electronics were functional enough to turn on without letting the smoke out of any components. The phonograph was barely able to turn and had no sound coming from it. I decided to take it that day. So I left my fledgling meth maker with $40 and brought it home and into the house. I proceeded to clean it up a bit, open up the back to ensure there were not pounds of dead mice or animal fur inside, and finally checked out the components and chassis for electrical damage prior to doing a quick test. I dusted the insides and vacuumed the cat fur out of the guts of the system. It looked in relatively good shape so I decided to fire it up to get a baseline assessment.

    My old Hi-Fi after a bit of basic dusting and the initial clean up.

    Assumptions and Constraints

    • I assume the electronics and speakers were worth repairing; if not, I will scrap them entirely.
    • Do the mechanicals such as the original turntable function, and do I care if they don’t?
    • Is the woodwork able to be refinished without expensive tools I don’t have and without taking the entire unit apart?
    • During the execution of this plan, the default is to scrap it if things go bad and cost me significant money to move forward. I set a budget of ~$100 for all expenses.
    • I plan on attacking this project in three parts
      • Assess and refurbish the electronics if possible, or scrap them and replace with something more modern if not.
      • Refurbish the turntable if possible or scrap/disable if not.
      • Refinish the furniture to a reasonable appearance with focus on the top and front of the Hi-Fi.
    • Finally, I’m not looking to keep the Hi-Fi system original if it means costing money or lowering the performance significantly. Do not use vintage or refurbished components; new components are your friend.

    Electronics Refurbishment

    Ass Covering Disclaimer: This is not a comprehensive how to article but a description of the path I took. Proceed at your own risk.

    The baseline performance assessment was as follows

    • The system powered up and the tubes all seemed to be functional (they glowed).
    • The turntable was activated and rotated without turning it on by the selector knob.
    • The turntable would not turn with uniform speed and the needle appeared to be damaged.
    • The radio worked on all bands AM and FM with normal amounts of tuning noise.
    • The knobs for volume, treble, and bass all generated a great deal of crackle and spit when actuated.
    • I was able to play my IPod through the Aux and Remote control port using RCA and Microphone Aux plugs respectively. The thrash metal meth head was right.
    • There was a great deal of 60Hz hum present even without an input present that was amplified with increasing volume. Recapping will be needed to clean this up.
    • There was a moderate level of high frequency static hiss present that was not modulated by the volume level. Possibly a bad cap on the amplifier or noise generated somewhere and being picked up in the speakers.
    • The speakers sounded ok and looked good from the backside. Keep the speakers if possible.
    • There was no functional off switch, but there was a location where it used to be. Use a power strip with a fuse and on/of switch.
    • The sound output began to change, diminish, and distort after the unit was on for about 30 minutes prompting me to shut the unit off. I suspect there is a power supply issue somewhere based on this behavior.

    In summary, the electronics and speakers appear to be worth a refurbish instead of replacement.

    Electronics refurbish plan based on the initial assessment.

    • Research the system and try to get a schematic to help with the refurbishment
    • Clean up the chassis and all of the tube sockets during the refurbishment
    • Replace the old leaky electrolytic and paper caps in the power and preamp stages to minimize line and high frequency noise
    • Clean and or replace the pots if needed to eliminate the crackle and snap
    • Keep the turntable disconnected until it can be refurbished
    • Replace the speaker crossover capacitors with modern plastic film units
    • Check for and replace any significantly out of tolerance or damaged resistors or ceramic capacitors
    • Leave the radio tuner alone if possible as it is functional and not a high priority

    To be successful at this the following basic skills and abilities will be important:

    • Able read a electrical schematic and know the basics of AC electrical and high voltage safety (vacuum tubes operate at >300V and the electrolytic caps might have to be discharged)
    • Knowledge and application of basic wiring, soldering, and electrical testing with a multimeter
    • Have or gain some knowledge of basic components such as vacuum tubes, capacitors, resistors, and inductors

    Helpful Resources

    I found a great deal of advice on refurbishing vintage audio equipment as well as a site dedicated to providing information on these old systems.

    I learned about recapping systems from this site.

    I was able to get schematics called a Sam’s manual from this site.

    With schematics in hand, I went about removing the power supply chassis from the rest of the system, this involved cutting some wires and unplugging others. At this stage it’s important to take a lot of photos and label each connection you plan on cutting to be sure you remember how to put it all back together again. I used masking tape and a sharpie and a lot of photos.

         

    Once the power chassis is removed, you need to get an appropriate workspace, prepared to desolder, remove, and re-solder your components. I made a lot of paper copies of the schematics for taking notes and for reference during the process.

    I began the process by removing and carefully storing the vintage tubes. These tubes were old RCA units made in the 50’s and 60’s but they are likely still in good shape. I flipped the chassis over and began by inspecting and understanding how the schematic related to the components so I could assess what I was dealing with. I planned on removing and replacing the big electrolytic capacitor containing 4 separate cap values in one can and replacing them with separate modern components. I found some work had been done in the past as evidenced by additional components and connections that were not in the schematics. The system likely had some noise that cropped up as the electrolytic caps aged and a tech added a few new caps in parallel as a fix. This appeared to have been done many years ago based on the age of the components. These had to go, and new components had to be retrofitted. I went through the Bill of Materials (BOM) provided by the SAMs manual and purchased new replacements from Parts Express; you could also use any one of several electronic stores or distributors.

    Once the old components were removed, I cleaned and deoxidized the tube sockets with contact cleaner, cotton swabs, and pipe cleaners. After a lot of removal, rewiring, and replacement I found I had room to mount the new components in the chassis. I also checked each component for: tolerance, functionality, solder connection, ground isolation, and mechanical integrity. I also checked and rechecked the circuit for any errors on my part, as I had to rewire as well as replace components.

    Now that the power chassis is done, I’m ready for the Pre Amp. This required a bit more desoldering from other components of the Hi-Fi, as well as the removal of the pots from the body of the Hi-Fi. Again take a lot of pictures and label your desoldered and cut connections. The paper capacitors all need to go, and another multiple electrolytic cap can needs to be removed and replaced. I’ll replace the paper caps with newer metalized polymer film capacitors and the electrolytic can with new discrete axial leaded components like in the power supply.

    Make sure to check your schematic, look for cold solder joints, and test for bad components and connections.

    While I had the Amplifier chassis out, I decided to clean instead of replace my pots that control volume, treble and bass. They were very noisy during the baseline testing. I found a contact cleaner and lubricant that is supposed to be a miracle worker for bad pots and sliders. Caig DeoxIT Fader Spray is apparently used by musicians to clean faders and pots. I sprayed a few squirts into the body of the pots and worked them extensively. I repeated this process one more time prior to rejoining the chassis to the Hi-Fi case. I also used this opportunity to clean the chassis and tube sockets.

    Now I used my pictures and labels to reassemble the Hi-Fi. I took the opportunity to replace the crossover capacitors with modern units, while resoldering the power supply leads to the speakers.

    I took this opportunity to remove and deep clean the control knobs and display as they looked like they had 60 years of metal meth head’s grandma’s skin on them. Hot water and simple green did the trick for the knobs and a little bit of spray cleaner cleaned up the display.

          

    Once I had everything resembled and cleaned up, it was time to test the sound quality and compare it to the baseline.

    • The system powered up without any smoke or fire!!
    • The system selector worked as expected-> Radio, Aux, and Phono
    • The turntable was left unplugged
    • The Radio worked on all bands AM and FM with normal amounts of tuning noise
    • The knobs for volume, treble, and bass were free from any crackle and spit when actuated
    • I was able to play my IPod through the Aux and Remote control port using RCA and Microphone Aux plugs respectively
    • There was a no 60Hz hum present until the volume knob was turned to maximum with no input present
    • There was a small level of high frequency static hiss present that was not modulated by the volume level; it was present no matter what connected input was used
    • The speakers sounded great and had much more power than before
    • The sound clarity was much improved
    • The sound quality remained constant after 3 hours of use with no distortion or reduction of output

    Here is a video of the operation and sound after refurbishment and where it will be located. The performance compared to the baseline was very significant and the sound is now great.

    Part two will focus on the turntable

    Part three will focus on the repair and refurbish of the cabinet

  • Glibertarians After Dark: My New Fetish

    Erotic fast food worker cosplay while hitting it from behind to the 90’s slow jams “Cold Drinks” and “Hot Drinks” by Wendy’s

     



    Next, you’ve gotta salt the meat
    From the back to the front and make the taste complete
    Not to little, not too much
    With a little finesse, you’ll get the touch!