Author: Swiss Servator

Grüezi mitenand. Your linkings are hereby here for you. Alles klar and in ordnung. Enjoying them you shall be – comments you will be making.

Sports were played, birthdays are being observed, historical events have seen another year slide them further out.

• The world continues to provide SugarFree more material. Perhaps a return to Korea for the Hat and Hair?
• This article shames me…I should get my lazy self to write up a Catalonia Update…in the interim, the link will have to do.
• I…I…can’t even come up with a good joke for this one. Something, something Turkish prison? No… oh, you figure this one out. (P.S. I got $5 says she is dead within 6 weeks).
• Ah, the usual “give us all your money and liberty or we are all GOING TO DIE in 10 years!!!” story. I seem to see these…every few years. Funny, we are still all here, right? Wait, or we were all already killed by the Tax Cuts, Net Neutrality going down, Kavanaugh sitting on the bench, etc.?

Supply SGT says you want links, eh? OK, I think we can get something here for you. You have submitted your requisition…right? Oh. Well… I think we can take care of this, just once, out of what we have on hand here. Just don’t say anything about this, right.

• “Young Glib“
• “Consolidation“
• “Futility“
• “Future Hat and Hair“

So, there you go. Uh, should you happen to come across any stray links, you know, in future…. Yes, we would be happy to restock with them. *nods, winks, walks off*

Your Linkings will be Swiss this morning. All in order and timely. The content will be interesting, but not too interesting. Neat and orderly. Pleasant and comfortable.

Sports were played yesterday. Sports will also occur tonight. People were born on this date, and various events happened.

So – here are your morning links:

1. Perhaps it was just looking for a pineapple and ham deep dish? Now if we only knew it’s stance on abortion and which Star Trek captain it thought best…
2. I would be shocked, shocked, I tell you…to find gambling at Rick’s! I do have to wonder what internal controls Amazon has in place to combat this obvious risk.

   

3. Crazy president wants to close entire sector of economy. No, not Obama and energy…No, not Trump and importing. Look here and see.
4. Remember, you need to listen to your moral betters in the entertainment world!

Musik Linkings are self service this morning. Good day to you.

No, nod a computer code, or encryption…a code in my nose. Yes, I am using these. I hate summer codes.

SEA SMITH was in the rotation tonight, but he heard I was sick and he said “NO GO NEAR CONTAGIOUS LAND HOOMAN!” I think he just snuck off to hang out with NINGEN.

So here are your links, with very little fanfare:

1. I don’t think that anyone is going to be prosperous on the Bosporus any time soon.
2. HerToo#? Aren’t we supposed to BelieveHer# always, Keith?
3. I am curious if this incident will have much of an effect on Emirates Airlines – a major European sports sponsor.

Hab ad it, I am going to bed.

OK you lot! Just because you all have been commenting in goodly numbers, and submitting material like we asked….it doesn’t mean you have any room to slack off! I expect top grade comments, snark a plenty, and everything else that makes this commentariat top grade.

Events – Mary, Queen of Scots got tossed in the clink and abdicated (1567) Gibraltar was de-Spainified (1704) SCOTUS tells Nixon to hand ’em over [tapes] (1974).

Birthdays – Simon Bolivar [who at the end realized he had screwed up – “he who serves a revolution, plows the sea”] (1783) Alexandre Dumas (1802) Amelia Earhart (1897)

Sports – baseball continues, whatever. NFL camps are open, hurrah!

Links:

1. Which one of you was this? Come on, fess up. Guess it wasn’t a “Judgment Free Zone” – or was he “Gymtimidated”?
2. Hmmm… disorderly Austrians. You know who else was Austrian and caused disorder?
3. TREASON! GOING TO COLLECT THOSE 30 PIECES OF…Oh, wrong leader. I wonder if Gerasimov was able to refrain from laughing out loud?
4. Dronzzz?! Seriously, if they catch the #$%& responsible for this, they should send them to the Brazen Bull.

Music – SugarFree brought this up to me a little while back. Now you can listen too.

No worries….just because sloopy is not here for the morning links, no need to panic. We have so got this!

Sports…um. OK, nothing happened yesterday. Apparently nothing will happen today either.

History – Oh, let us see here. Disneyland opened in 1955. Not really something that gets the blood pumping… How about in 1945, the Potsdam Conference began. Jo DiMaggio ended his hitting streak at 56. Man…kind of weak today. REMAIN CALM, WE HAVE BIRTHDAYS!!!

Birthdays – 1744, Elbridge Gerry (“Gerrymandering”). 1889 – Erle Gardner (wrote “Perry Mason”). 1894 – That Belgian dude who sort of was the first guy with the Big Bang theory, Georges Lemaître. 1899 – James Cagney (insert bad gangster impression here) . 1912 – Noted Canadian and early TV guy, Art Linkletter. 1917 – Baseball hooman (inventor of the infield shift) Lou Bourdeau [he was also a basketball player and coach…look it up.] Also that year, Phyllis Diller. 1920 – Inventor of the “laser”, Gordon Gould. 1952 – THE HASS! Germany rejoices.

Links –

1. I need a costume change here… [dons Zerohedge hat and Infowars T-Shirt]. I KNEW IT!!!!!! SEE! HE WENT BACK TO HIS HOMELAND!1!1!eleventy!!1oneoneone!!
2. Things are so bad in Syria, that people will try to enter TEH ZIONIST ENTITY for refuge. Funny, I don’t see anyone fleeing from Israel to one of her neighbors?
3. “This isn’t real life; this is Instagram” – Seriously bad news for Q, HM and many others…admirers of the thicc or the busty.
4. A point of etiquette, Mr. Lizard. Could you get a room, please?

So, as you see….we have things under control here at Glibs HQ! *faint sound of alarm* Now, if you will pardon me, I, uh, have to get back to things.

Yeah, SP’s Morning Links were without a doubt, brilliant. But, you get mine this afternoon. I’d say “sorry about that”…but I am not sorry. So take yer mediocre links AND LIKE IT!

• If you think RUSSIANZ BOTZ!!!! is the worst thing for an election, then hopefully you will not go near Pakistan. Mexico had a spate of killings recently as well. Maybe seeing a MAGA hat (not MAGA PRIME) isn’t quite as traumatic as being blown to bits by a bomb, eh?
• I’m looking at you, PieInTheSKy. I am looking at you. Oh, not to blame. I am sure all 5 of Romania’s libertarians are innocent. Hopefully Pie can fill us in a bit about this story, as he has mentioned the heady mix of ineptitude and corruption that is government in Romania (well, to be fair, everywhere else too).
• A fool and his money are soon parted. I encourage this use of money for something just a bit less useful than a bonfire.
• I suspect the tabloids in the UK could not be any happier that the Hat and Hair are there right now.
• Future weasel-informer for The Party.

Oh, music. I guess you all usually want some sort of link.