STEVE SMITH HAPPY TO SEE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE. IT BEEN BUSY WEEK FOR STEVE SMITH. HIM HAVE HIPPY MUSIC FESTIVAL IN WOODS NEARBY AND TOUR BUS STOP NEAR STEVE SMITH’S CAVE. THAT LOT OF RAPE. SO NOW STEVE SMITH RELAX WITH LINKS.
STEVE SMITH LIKE GO BACK, LOOK AT OLD STORIES OF “BIGFOOT SIGHTINGS”. MAKE STEVE SMITH LAUGH. HIM NOT IN FRESNO. FAMILY NOT IN FRESNO. NOT SURE WHAT THEY SEE. IT NOT OLD ROOMMATE, SKUNK-APE…HIM LIVE IN FLORIDA. SILLY BIGFOOT HUNTERS.
EUROPEAN PEOPLE SAY “YOU NAUGHTY” TO TURKEY. GIVE BAD REPORT CARD. STEVE SMITH SURE TURKEY SAD NOW AND PROMISE BE GOOD…OR NOT.
STEVE SMITH KNOW A FEW THING ABOUT RAPE. SO HIM WONDER HOW STATUE IS RAPIST? OR GUY DEAD FOR 200 YEARS IS RAPIST? PEOPLE SILLY.
IT DAY WHERE SILLY BRITISH PEOPLE HAVE BIG HORSE RACE – THEY GET DRUNK, DRESS FUNNY AND MAKE STEVE SMITH LAUGH.
STEVE SMITH BIG HOCKEY FAN. STEVE SMITH HEAR ABOUT THIS, AND IS TOO SAD TO POST LINKS….BUT WANT FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE TO HAVE PLACE TO TALK/COMMENT/POST.
STEVE SMITH ANGRY, HIM GET FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE BACK!
STEVE SMITH ANGRY! GRRR! HIM NOT LIKE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE GO MISSING. HIM GET THEM BACK!
STEVE SMITH TO RESCUE!
RAHHHHH!!!!!!!! HIM FIND CAPTORS! NOW TEACH LESSON! BY TEACH LESSON, MEAN RAPE.
Help! Earth creature attacking!
What the #%^& was that…thing?!
YOU NO MESS WITH FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE!
STEVE SMITH FIND BOTH MISSING PEOPLE. LOOK OK TO STEVE SMITH, ONCE HIM GET ONE OUT STRAIGHT-JACKET AND ONE OUT EXAM TABLE STRAPS. BUT THEY NO GIVE LINKS YET. STEVE SMITH DO THAT, SO FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE CAN MAKE COMMENTS.
STEVE SMITH THINK, IF ONLY FRIEND ZARDOZ HAD USED PLACEFOR HIM KITTY, MUCH SAD AVOIDED.
THIS KIND OF SCIENCE STORY STEVE SMITH FIND INTRIGUING…
GRRR! STEVE SMITH NO LIKE AMATEURS! NO LIKE ISLAND! NO LIKE “UNDERAGE” PART! MAYBE STEVE SMITH PAY VISIT TO “DAVID MATTHEWS.” SEE HOW HIM LIKE IT.
STEVE SMITH MAKE BIG DISCOVERY! IT EMBARRASSING. FIRST, MUST KNOW THAT STEVE SMITH IS ESL. ENGLISH NOT NATURAL LANGUAGE OF SQUATCHES. BUT HIM LEARN IT REAL GOOD. CAN TALK WITH FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE! BUT THIS LEAD TO …. MISUNDERSTANDING. BIG MISUNDERSTANDING.
STEVE SMITH MAKE MISTAKE WITH WORD “RAPE”. HIM NOT “RAPE”, HIM RAP! STEVE SMITH RAPSQUATCH. HIM FLOW BEST IN ALL WOODS!
IN BIG RAP SPLIT, STEVE SMITH AND POSSE GO WITH WEST COAST!!!!
STEVE SMITH ALWAYS LOOKING FOR HIKERS AND CAMPERS TO RAP WITH, NOT RAPE! THAT NOT GOOD.
STEVE SMITH HOPE TO HEADLINE SOMEDAY!
SEE SAMPLE [STEVE SMITH CAUTION…NOT SUITABLE FOR YOUNG OR SENSATIVE EARS, YO.] OF SQUATCH RAP!
STEVE SMITH STILL DOWN. BUT HIM TRY TO SHAKE LETHARGY/ENNUI OFF AND MAKE SURE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE GET LINKS. HIM THANK COUSIN SEA SMITH FOR COVERING YESTERDAY. STEVE SMITH LIKE HE FRIEND NINGEN. HE ALWAYS BRING GOOD SAKE TO PARTIES… HE BEST JAPANESE CRYPTID EVER.
SO HERE LINKS TO READ:
STEVE SMITH ASK, YOU KNOW WHO ELSE THOUGHT JEWS WERE HOSTILE ENTITIES/CLASS ENEMIES?
IN SAME SPIRIT – YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAD GERMANS HELP WITH TROUBLESOME CATALANS? STEVE SMITH SAD, THINK THIS TURN VIOLENT SOON.
STEVE SMITH NO ACCEPT APOLOGY. HIM GET RID OF FACEBOOK INSTEAD. MAYBE SHOULD HIT ZUCKERBERG ON HEAD WITH BIG ROCK?
STEVE SMITH THINK THIS SPEED UP DEATH SPIRAL. STUPID LIGHTWORKERCARE MAKE STEVE SMITH PREMIUMS HIGHER THAN REDWOOD. GRRR!
STEVE SMITH BACK. HIM BEEN READING AND CATCHING UP WITH CHORES. BY CATCHING UP WITH CHORES, MEAN RAPE. WAS NOT IN MOOD TO DO LINKS, BUT SAW “DEAR PRUDENCE” SAY SILLY THINGS. SO STEVE SMITH GET OUT OF DOLDRUMS AND COME GIVE ADVICE TO FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE. HERE IS ADVICE:
Q. No strings:I am a struggling college student up to my ears in loans and am estranged from my family. (I am gay and an atheist; they are deeply Catholic.) I have roomed with “Natalie” since freshman year. Natalie has many mental issues. She is school-brilliant, but socially not so much. I spent a lot of my first two years with her, pulling her out of the dorm and into socializing. She has a private therapist and is doing much better, but she still relies on me for a lot. She will not go out if I am not there, and has refused invitations to events if I am not invited. I was thinking of dropping out of school to work when Natalie’s parents approached me. They told me I was the best thing to happen to their daughter, and they were willing to fund my education if I stayed and “continued to be her friend.” They also don’t want Natalie to know.
I am very, very tempted to take the money. Natalie comes from serious, old-world money—like yearly vacations to the family home in the Alps kind of money. I also know it will kill Natalie to think her parents bought a friend for her. What should I do?
A. STEVE SMITH IN MOOD TO DO ANALYSIS OF SILLINESS. YOU LETTER PERFECT MATERIAL! STEVE SMITH CHUCKLE AT SLATE-WORTHY QUALIFIER (I GAY ATHEIST, FAMILY CATHOLIC). WHEN FINISH CHUCKLING, LOOK AT PROBLEM. YOU HELP ROOMIE WITH SOCIAL LIFE, GET PILE OF DOLLARS. WHAT IS PROBLEM? WHAT IF SAY NO? YOU BROKE, ROOMIE GO BACK BE HERMIT. IF ROOMIE FIND OUT, HIT ON HEAD WITH BIG ROCK. IT WHAT STEVE SMITH DO.
YOU GET CONCUSSION AND FORGET!
Q. Friend hacked into my Facebook:My ex-friend is an alcoholic and I believe she has borderline personality disorder. She went to jail a year ago for arson and resisting arrest, and has since had police at her house twice. After her time in jail, I picked her up and let her stay with me. I tried to be a supportive friend for eleven months, and she just continued to be a manipulative bully. I stopped speaking to her, so she hacked into my Facebook and read all my personal messages.
I will never speak to her again, but I am so angry I am having trouble getting over it. Any suggestions?
A. STEVE SMITH NOT NORMALLY SUSPICIOUS TYPE. BUT HIM WONDER ABOUT THIS. “HACKED INTO MY _________” MOST COMMON THING STEVE SMITH HEAR FOR EXCUSE FROM CELEBRITIES AND POLITICIANS. CARLOS DANGER RING BELL? BUT STEVE SMITH GO AHEAD AND TREAT AS REAL.
FIRST THING YOU DO, IS HIT EX-FRIEND ON HEAD WITH BIG ROCK. SEND BILL FOR 11 MONTH RENT TO HOSPITAL ROOM EX-FRIEND GO TO. THEN DELETE FACEBOOK – IT NO GOOD ANYWAY.
HACK THIS, INGRATE!
THIS HELP VENT ANGER AND STOP MORE PROBLEMS. GIVE STEVE SMITH ADDRESS OF EX-FRIEND. HIM GO ADMONISH EX-FRIEND. BY ADMONISH, MEAN RAPE. THEN STEVE SMITH GIVE LECTURE ON GRATITUDE. BY LECTURE ON GRATITUDE, MEAN YELL AT.
RAAAHHR! STEVE SMITH CHASING BIG STONE HEAD! HIM HAVE KITTY THAT KILL STEVE SMITH BUNNY, MR. FLOPEARS! GET CLOSE TO PLACE HIM HIDE … VORTEX! AAAAHH!!!! STEVE SMITH POUNCE ON PUNY ETERNALS OUTSIDE! BY POUNCE ON, MEAN RAPE!
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STEVE SMITH…HIM NEVER…
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SOUND I’VE EVER HEARD:
MAY, MAY, MAY, MAY…
ALL THE BEAUTIFUL SOUNDS OF THE WORLD IN A SINGLE WORD
MAY, MAY, MAY, MAY…
MAY, MAY…
MAY!
I’VE JUST RAPED AN ETERNAL NAMED MAY
AND SUDDENLY THAT NAME
WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
TO ME
MAY!
I’VE JUST RAPED AN ETERNAL NAMED MAY
AND SUDDENLY I’VE FOUND
HOW WONDERFUL A SOUND CAN BE!
MAY!
SAY IT LOUD AND THERE’S MUSIC PLAYING
SAY IT SOFT AND IT’S ALMOST LIKE PRAYING
MAY…
I’LL NEVER STOP RAPING MAY!
STEVE SMITH NOT KNOW WHAT DO…SO HIM GIVE YOU LINKS, AND GO THINK…ABOUT MAY!
STEVE SMITH WONDER WHO ELSE RAID OFFICES OF AUSTRIAN DOMESTIC INTELLIGENCE SERVICE?
STEVE SMITH HOPE THEY ALL GET FAMILY BACK. STEVE SMITH MORE OF “CATCH AND RELEASE” TYPE. BY CATCH, MEAN RAPE.
THIS CONFUSE STEVE SMITH – CORRUPT SLOVAK POLITICIANS AND ITALIAN MAFIA? SOUND LIKE BAD NOVEL.
MIGHT HAVE TO UPDATE MAP, AND ADD VORTEX! IF YOU GO THESE PLACES, FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE, BE CAREFUL!
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*ZARDOZ COMMANDS ALL BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS TO GATHER AT THE VORTEX!*
STEVE SMITH SHOW SENSITIVE SIDE – GET NEW PET BUNNY!
STEVE SMITH SEE BIG STONE HEAD FRIEND NEED TIME OFF. HIM AT GARAGE, GET WORK DONE. SO STEVE SMITH COME IN AND GIVE ADVICE, JUST LIKE FRIEND ZARDOZ DO! STEVE SMITH START WITH EASY ONE – “DEAR PRUDENCE“. SHE SILLY PERSON. STEVE SMITH GIVE BETTER ADVICE THAN THAT!
Q. Unfriendly co-worker: I work with a small team of six women. Most of us have worked together for years, except “Page.” Page has made it explicit she does not want to be friends; she wants to do the minimum required of her and go home. She is not interested in having lunch together, celebrating milestones together, or helping anyone out (for example, in the wake of an unexpected family tragedy). We tend to work around Page given her work ethic and attitude. But recently our headquarters moved, which means a longer commute for us all. Four of us live within a similar area so it makes sense to carpool. Page lives in the far end of that area. She wants in on the carpool. I’d rather sleep in an extra 15 minutes than deal with Page. I am not inclined to go the extra mile for a co-worker who will not give an inch, but I still have to work with her. How do I tell her nicely there is no way in hell?
A. STEVE SMITH UNDERSTAND DISCOMFORT BEING IN VEHICLE WITH SOMEONE NOT LIKE. WHY, STEVE SMITH CAUSE MUCH DISCOMFORT IN RV, CAMPER AND BUS. BY CAUSE MUCH DISCOMFORT, MEAN RAPE OCCUPANTS. STEVE SMITH THINK BEST APPROACH DIRECT ONE – TELL “PAGE”, “NO, WE NO WANT. RATHER GET MAULED BY GRIZZLY OR BIT ON NOSE BY RABID BADGER!” IF THAT NO WORK, HIT “PAGE” OVER HEAD WITH BIG ROCK. IT WHAT STEVE SMITH DO.
DRIVE OWN CAR!
Q. The rich and famous: Growing up, I had a friend, “Becky.” We’ve always kept in touch, although we live in different cities now and aren’t as close as we used to be. Becky is a low-to-medium-famous person. She’s not a huge star, but most people would at least recognize her name. This summer, I’m getting married to my girlfriend, and we’re having a fairly big wedding. Becky was on the initial guest list, but I’m having second thoughts. I worry my wife and I will be overshadowed at our own wedding because people will be so focused on the celebrity there. In fact, when I talked to my future mother- and sister-in-law about the guest list, the first question they asked was if my famous friend Becky could come. I love Becky, but I also know she loves attention, and wouldn’t be able to resist “stealing the show” if given the opportunity. Would it be OK not to invite her? And if I don’t, do I owe her an explanation?
A. STEVE SMITH UNDERSTAND WANT SPECIAL DAY TO BE OWN. STEVE SMITH KNOW WHAT MEAN TO BE CELEBRITY AND CAUSE DISTRACTION. STEVE SMITH SHOW UP AT CAMPGROUND, EVERYONE TRY TAKE PICTURE. STEVE SMITH HAVE TO DISCOURAGE THAT. BY DISCOURAGE THAT, MEAN RAPE ALL PHOTOGRAPHERS AND EAT CAMERAS. STAY AWAY FROM MINOLTA. GIVE BAD GAS. SO STEVE SMITH THINK YOU HAVE TWO OPTION; 1. NO INVITE “BECKY”, 2. INVITE “BECKY”, BUT PAIR UP AT TABLE WITH STEVE SMITH. STEVE SMITH HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH CELEBRITIES WHEN HIM GO HOLLYWOOD AS STEPHEN SMYTHE. BY HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH CELEBRITIES, MEAN RAPE CELEBRITIES.
STEVE SMITH FUN AT WEDDINGS!
ON SECOND THOUGHT – STEVE SMITH NO WANT SIT FOR WEDDING PICTURES. WASTE TIME.
STEVE SMITH BLINK…SO WHAT?!
SO STEVE SMITH SAY GO WITH NO INVITE. IF MIL AND SIL COMPLAIN, HIT OVER HEAD WITH BIG ROCK.
SEA SMITH HAVE NICE VISIT WITH COUSIN STEVE SMITH. WE HANG OUT AT BEACH. BY HANG OUT AT BEACH, MEAN RAPE BEACHGOERS. HE TELL SEA SMITH HOW MUCH FUN HE HAVE DOING LINKS FOR YOU. SO SEA SMITH ASK IF HIM CAN DO TONIGHT’S. COUSIN STEVE SMITH SAY OK, HIM HAVE TO GO RINSE SAND AND SALT OUT.
HERE ARE SEA SMITH LINKS!
SEA SMITH THINK THIS COUNT AS GIANT MIDDLE FINGER UP TO WORLD.
SEA SMITH READ LETTERS – HIM SUPPORT ANYTHING THAT PUT PEOPLE ON OCEAN. IF YOU KNOW WHAT SEA SMITH MEAN, AND HE THINK YOU DO.
