STEVE SMITH HAVE BUSY WEEK. HIM WORK WITH REINDEER PEOPLE TO SOLVE PROBLEMS WITH COUNTRIES. SEA SMITH TELL STEVE SMITH STRANGE STORY ABOUT GLIBERTARIAN LOOK FOR STEVE SMITH. BUT HIM NO SEE ANYONE.
STEVE SMITH MOVE REINDEER TOO!
HIM MAKE REPUTATION FOR CASCADIA GOOD. TALK MUCH WITH LOCALS. THEM NEED HELP. MAYBE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE APPLY? MAYBE SAMI PEOPLE RECOGNIZE CASCADIA! STEVE SMITH WOULD BE MOST PROMINENT FOREST LAWYER EVER!
STEVE SMITH GIVE LINKS, THEN FIGURE OUT IF HIM RAPE NORWAY OR SWEDEN OR FINLAND OFFICIALS TO SOLVE CRISIS. STEVE SMITH GOOD AT DIPLOMACY!
STEVE SMITH FIND CHANCE FOR SEA SMITH BE HERO. GO RAPE ICEBERG AND MAKE IT GO AWAY!
WAIT…STEVE SMITH KNOW HOW DO THIS! “YOU KNOW WHO ELSE FROM AUSTRIA TOOK HELM OF EUROPE?” STEVE SMITH LIKE “YOU KNOW WHO ELSE” GAME!
STEVE SMITH DID NOT KNOW FAN MAN STILL AT WORK? HIM THINK VERY SILLY THING.
MAYBE FRIEND ZARDOZ IS GOING TO MIDDLE EAST? HIM LIKE CLEANSING.
STEVE SMITH THINK HIM HAVE GOOD IDEA HELP WITH CASCADIA INDEPENDENCE! HOW COUNTRIES GET GOOD THOUGHTS? HELP STOP WAR. STEVE SMITH REMEMBER WHEN MUSTACHE PRESIDENT WHO SHOOT THINGS, HIM MEDIATE, END WAR. SEE, STEVE SMITH PRACTICE IMPORTANT WORD…”MEDIATE”. SINCE PROMINENT FOREST LAWYER, HIM FIND CHANCE MEDIATE TOO! SO STEVE SMITH GO EUROPE. MAYBE TAKE TIME VISIT OLD FRIEND STORSJÖODJURET. COUSIN SEA SMITH INTRODUCE. HIM VERY NICE, BUY ROUNDS OF BRÄNNVIN UNTIL ALL FALL OVER. SINCE NORTH, COULD ALSO GO VISIT SANTA?! STEVE SMITH HAPPY! BEFORE GO, GIVE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE LINKS.
STEVE SMITH MAYBE PEACE BREAK OUT ALL OVER? MAYBE NOT. BUT STEVE SMITH STILL TRY HELP. BY HELP, MEAN RAPE BELLIGERENTS. SEE, STEVE SMITH TRY FANCY WORD … “BELLIGERENTS” STEVE SMITH GOOD AT THIS!
IS CLEVELAND ON FIRE? STEVE SMITH THINK SAD TIMES FOR TOWN. HIM NOW REMEMBER OLD SONG ABOUT CLEVELAND.
STEVE SMITH LEAVE YOU WITH VERY FUNNY VIDEO. SILLY CANADA HOOMAN FEMALE! ANY FUNNY CANADANIAN GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE KNOW HER?
STEVE SMITH BACK. HIM GLAD TO SEE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE. FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE KNOW STEVE SMITH IS FOREST LAWYER. HIM PROMINENT FOREST LAWYER, AND TAKE UP GOOD CAUSE! HIM HEAR ABOUT CALIFORNIA BREAK IN PIECES. REVIVE CASCADIA INDEPENDENCE MOVEMENT!
STEVE SMITH START CIRCULATE PETITION. GET HIKERS AND CAMPERS SIGN IT. THEN THANK THEM. BY THANK, MEAN RAPE.
YOU NO LEAVE, SIGN PAPER!
STEVE SMITH THINK HIM BE ATTORNEY FOREST GENERAL OR MAYBE RAPESQUATCH IN CHIEF. FREE CASCADIA! IN MEAN TIME, HERE LINKS:
STEVE SMITH NOT SURE HIM WANT SEATTLE AS PART CASCADIA. HOMELESS NO GOOD WHEN FILL RAPE QUOTA. BUT MUST TAKE BITTER WITH SWEET, IF HAVE CASCADIA.
PORTLAND TOO. YOU PICK UP GARBAGE, BUMS! STEVE SMITH NO WANT MESSY CASCADIA! YOU NO CRAP IN STREET!
PICK UP TRASH OR STEVE SMITH HIT ON HEAD WITH BIG ROCK!
MAYBE NOT VANCOUVER? BUT STEVE SMITH SEE THIS, LAUGH AND SAY “OK, VANCOUVER!”
STEVE SMITH SEE SILLY IDEA FROM NORTHWEST… SPREAD.
STEVE SMITH GO NOW. HIM MUST RESEARCH MORE FOR CASCADIA. BY RESEARCH MEAN…WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT HIM MEAN.
STEVE SMITH NO LIKE THIS WEEK. WANT IT END. ACCESS ROAD TO FOREST WASH OUT, SO NO TOUR BUS OR CAMPERS. WAY BEHIND ON RAPE COUNT IN MONTH. NOW MISS TIME OFF GO VISIT COUSIN SEA SMITH ON COAST. ALL MAKE STEVE SMITH SAD. BUT FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE MAKE STEVE SMITH HAPPY, SO HIM GIVE LINKS, SMILE.
SEE YEMEN STILL CRAPHOLE.FIGHTMUCH THERE. MAYBE CRAZY HOOMAN DENNIS RODMAN GO THERE MAKE PEACE?
FIND OUT MORE BRAVERY, GOOD THINGS ABOUT SCHOOL SECURITY. STEVE SMITH NEED PAY VISIT TO HIM. BY PAY VISIT, MEAN CATCH UP ON COUNT!
THIS STORY LIE! HIM DEAD, BUT HIM NO PRINCE. “Saxe-Weimar-Eisenach” MAKE STEVE SMITH LAUGH. ALL PART OF SAUSAGE COUNTRY NOW!
STEVE SMITH ASK “WHAT IN A NAME?” WOULD BALKAN “CRAZYLAND” BE “NOT CRAZYLAND” IF CALL NEW NAME?
STEVE SMITH GO HAVE BEERS WITH CAVE BEAR. HIM KNOW FUNNY JOKES, ALWAYS RAID CAMPGROUND FOR BEER.
STEVE SMITH SEE OMWC ON ROAD. HOPE HIM COME VISIT STEVE SMITH! WHILE WAIT TO SEE, STEVE SMITH MAKE LINKS FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE. YOU READ LINKS, STEVE SMITH GO BACK CLEAN CAVE FOR VISITORS.
THIS SAY MUCH ABOUT EU. STEVE SMITH FEEL BAD FOR COW. MAYBE STEVE SMITH ADOPT COW IF NO CAN STAY IN EU? COULD LOVE COW, PET COW AND NAME GEORGE!
GO AWAY MOOSE! YOU NO STAY HERE! STEVE SMITH MAKE MOOSE LEAVE. DRAG MOOSE OFF AND MAKE BEHAVE. BY MAKE BEHAVE, MEAN RAPE. STEVE SMITH NO LIKE MOOSES. THEM ALWAYS BEING PESTS.
YOU NO GET MONEY! BRITISH HOOMAN ANGRY AT EU. MAYBE HIM ANGRY ABOUT COW STORY, AND THIS REVENGE? WANT SEE DRUNK EU PRESIDENT DEMAND ENGLAND MONEY, GET HEADBUTT FROM HOOLIGAN. STEVE SMITH LAUGH AT THAT.
THAT NOT HOW FAMILY FUN DAY GO! PHILADELPHIA STRANGE PLACE. STEVE SMITH NO GO THERE.
STEVE SMITH WORK WITH TOURISM BOARD! HIM READY FOR CLOSE UP, MR. DEMILLE!
STEVE SMITH SEE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE ON VACATION, BUSY AT WORK AND HAVE TROUBLE GIVE LINKS. STEVE SMITH WANT TO HELP! SO HIM FINISH UP WITH HIKER GROUP. BY FINISH UP, MEAN…WELL, YOU KNOW. AND THEN DO COMMERCIAL FOR TOURISM BOARD. “COME SEE WOODS. BE CHANGED FOREVER.” IS TRUTH TOO. STEVE SMITH MAKE SURE VISITOR HAVE TRANSFORMATIONAL EXPERIENCE.
TRANSFORMATIONAL EXPERIENCE, COMING UP!
NOTHING STEVE SMITH CAN DO BUT SHAKE HEAD AT CHICAGOMEDICAL EXAMINER. NOT WORK, MISS EASY CASES. STEVE SMITH WORK VERY HARD, TAKE PRIDE IN WORK, SO HIM NO UNDERSTAND BAD DOCTORS.
HERE CAUSE OF DEATH, STUPID MAN!
MORE SPORTS GAMBLE. STEVE SMITH NO GAMBLE, HIM SAVE ALL MOSS AND LEAVES AND BARK, SO CAN RETIRE EARLY! HAVE 401(P) PLAN. P IS FOR PLANT. MIGHT OPEN 403(R) PLAN TOO. R IS FOR… WELL, YOU KNOW.
STEVE SMITH LAUGH. HIM LIKE TABLOIDS! “FECES FIEND” VERY FUNNY! WHAT ALSO FUNNY IS STEVE SMITH THINK….WHICH FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PERSON WAS THIS, GET CAUGHT AS POO JOGGER? HA HA HA! STEVE SMITH LAUGH MORE.
KILL NO FUNNY – BUT THIS VERY TABLOID STORY. THIS MAKE STEVE SMITH WONDER …. WHERE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN NUMBER 6? HIM FUNNY BRITISH GLIBERTARIAN, AND STEVE SMITH MISS.
CRAZY ROCKET MAN AND HAT AND HAIR GET READY TALK. STEVE SMITH GET READY LAUGH. LOOK AT PICTURE… STEVE SMITH THINK SINGAPORE PEOPLE FUNNY!
STEVE SMITH LIKE HOLIDAY WEEKENDS. HIM GET MANY MORE HIKERS AND VACATIONERS/CAMPERS COME TO WOODS. STEVE SMITH GIVE WARM GREETING. BY WARM GREETING, MEAN RAPE.
BUT YOU NOT HERE CATCH UP ON STEVE SMITH GOINGS ON, YOU HERE FOR LINKS. AND SAYING FUNNY THINGS IN COMMENTS. STEVE SMITH LIKE READING FUNNY COMMENTS. SO HERE LINKS SO YOU CAN MAKE FUNNY COMMENTS….OR ELSE STEVE SMITH HAVE FIND OTHER WAY TO AMUSE SELF…
STEVE SMITH SEE REAL SUPERHERO! AND HERE HIM THINK SPIDER-MAN JUST MOVIE AND COMIC. THAT MAKE STEVE SMITH SMILE.
ITALY HAVE TROUBLE MAKE GOVERNMENT. STEVE SMITH WONDER IF EVER HAPPEN BEFORE. MAYBE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE KNOW?
STOP RESISTING! STEVE SMITH SEE JUST ANOTHER DAY ON NEW JERSEY BEACH. GOOD THING HEROES THERE TO SAVE DAY!
FLORIDA MAN NOT HAPPY – GO AWAY STUPID STORM! STEVE SMITH STAND BY FOR WEATHER NEWS.
STEVE SMITH HOPE YOU HAVE GOOD NIGHT, FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE!
“DEAR ABBY”. NO GIVE GOOD ADVICE.STEVE SMITH #1 ADVICE GIVER!
STEVE SMITH HERE TO GIVE ADVICE! HIM SEE TOO MANY PEOPLE GO LOOK AT “DEAR ABBY” COLUMN FOR HELP. THAT NO GOOD! STEVE SMITH DO BETTER. HIM HELP FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE. HERE BETTER ADVICE THAN OLD LADY WHO SMELL LIKE HAIRSPRAY AND BRAN FLAKES:
Q: We moved to the country, but we’re not really far out of town. My educated, urbane, professional husband who has always lived in the city, now bypasses our 2 1/2 bathrooms and relieves himself outdoors in a “king of all he surveys” pose.
We no longer have children living at home, and he refrains from doing it when we have company or there’s any possibility of his being seen, but it still drives me crazy! Could I be jealous because I am female, or should I join him? Is it truly as unsanitary as it seems, and is my letter a “first”? — TEMPTED IN CALIFORNIA
A: STEVE SMITH LIKE HUSBAND. STEVE SMITH POSE AS “KING OF ALL HE SURVEYS” WHEN HIM GO TOO! OF COURSE, STEVE SMITH IS KING OF ALL HIM SURVEY, IN FOREST. STEVE SMITH I, FIRST OF THAT NAME, KING OF FOREST! LORD OF RAPE! EARL OF ASSAULT! …
BACK TO QUESTION. OF COURSE YOU JEALOUS. JOIN IF CAN. IF JOIN, MAKE IT QUICKER FOR STEVE SMITH IF HIM VISIT. BY VISIT, MEAN RAPE. IF TOO EMBARRASSED TO JOIN, HIT HUSBAND ON HEAD WITH BIG ROCK, MAKE STOP.
NO GO HERE!
Q: I need advice badly. A close family member has been living with a woman who sexually assaults people by grabbing their genitalia, kissing them forcibly on the mouth and touching their buttocks. She’s completely without boundaries.
We have an important family event coming up and have decided not to invite her because we don’t feel safe around her. The close family member is incensed with us, furious even. He chalks his girlfriend’s transgressions up to “medical events.”
Abby, are we right to not allow her to be part of situations where she will undoubtedly behave like this? Or must we “just accept it and move on,” as our family member insists, in spite of being well aware of her pattern of behavior? — ANONYMOUS IN THE EAST
A: STEVE SMITH SYMPATHIZE WITH CRAZY WOMAN….BUT HIM NO TRUCK WITH COMPETITORS. CAN BE ONLY ONE WITHOUT BOUNDARIES! AT LEAST ON LAND. COUSIN SEA SMITH HAVE NO BOUNDARIES IN WATER. STEVE SMITH HAVE TALK WITH CLOSE FAMILY MEMBER ABOUT MANNERS. BY HAVE TALK WITH, MEAN RAPE. IF HIM NO LEAVE CRAZY GIRLFRIEND BEHIND, STEVE SMITH SAY RELAX. TRY ENJOY IT. OR HIT CRAZY ON HEAD WITH BIG ROCK. YOU CHOICE.
STEVE SMITH WANT TALK!
Q:When I met my husband, he dressed impeccably — suits, sharp sport coats, monogrammed shirts, freshly pressed dress slacks, top-of-the-line leather shoes. Even when we went out with friends for a casual night or a movie, he still dressed well in current, fashionable clothing. I fell in love with a man who dressed beautifully (my father was known for his attire as well, which is perhaps why I like the successful look).
Now that he’s retired, his jeans always look dingy (they’re not dirty; they just look like they are), his sneakers look worn, and he just doesn’t care about his appearance like he once did. When we go out together, I’m embarrassed.
I love the man who used to care about his appearance, not this retired, sloppy-looking guy. If I complain, he tells me I’m being ridiculous. I don’t expect him to look like he once did (office attire), but he should at least look current, crisp and clean. Am I wrong to be embarrassed? — LIKES THE OLD LOOK
A: STEVE SMITH IS DISAPPOINT. YOU SOUND LIKE IN LOVE WITH CLOTHES. NOT MAN. “CLOTHES DO NOT MAKE THE MAN”. HIM WORK HARD ALL CAREER, NOW HIM WANT RELAX, YOU NAG. STEVE SMITH SAY LEAVE ALONE! HIM VISIT TO MAKE SURE YOU SHOW RESPECT. BY VISIT, MEAN RAPE.
STEVE SMITH DRESS “FOREST CASUAL” ALMOST ALL TIME.
WHY YOU NO LIKE CASUAL LOOK?ONLY GO FANCY AS “STEPHEN SMYTHE”
NOW STEVE SMITH MAKE EXCEPTION. IF YOU HUSBAND LOOK LIKE THIS:
STEVE SMITH WANT SPRING GET HERE, SO HIM CAN DO DIFFERENT LINKS!
STEVE SMITH NOT HAPPY – WEATHER PUT CRIMP IN NUMBER OF HIKERS AND TOURISTS. IT HARD FOR STEVE SMITH MAKE QUARTERLY RAPE NUMBERS UNLESS GET NICE SOON. ALSO, HIM SEE SOME NEWS THAT MAKE STEVE SMITH NOT HAPPY. SOME NEWS MAKE STEVE SMITH MAD. HIM SHARE WITH FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE:
STEVE SMITH KNOW THISMAKE GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE MAD, LIKE STEVE SMITH. STEVE SMITH ADOPT (MOSTLY) GLIBERTARIAN SLOGAN – “RAPE OFF, SLAVER”. BY RAPE OFF, MEAN RAPE SLAVER.
THIS MAKE STEVE SMITH SAD. HIM FUNNY GUY. NOT KNOW WHAT THEY DO FOR “MINI-ME” NOW?
STEVE SMITH SEND THIS LINK OUT AS DEDICATION TO A GLIBERTARIAN POWER THAT BE. IF STEVE SMITH EVER GET ONE, HIM SHARE.
NOT SURE IF STEVE SMITH SHOULD BE SUSPICIOUS, OR HAPPY. MAYBE HIM BE BOTH.
STEVE SMITH REMIND FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE….WHEN TROUBLES GET TO YOU, HIT THEM ON HEAD WITH BIG ROCK!
STEVE SMITH THINK SINGAPORE PEOPLE FUNNY!
