Author: SEA SMITH

SEA SMITH FIND SHIP CARRYING BEER. CALL FRIEND NINGEN OVER TO HELP SELF TO CARGO. SEA SMITH HELP SELF TO CREW, IF KNOW WHAT SEA SMITH MEAN. FRIEND NINGEN ONLY SAY “BLOOP”. BUT HE LOOK HAPPY, SO HE MUST LIKE PLAN.

SEA SMITH LEAVE YOU LINKS TO TALK ABOUT, WHILE HE AND NINGEN KNOCK OFF FOR NIGHT.

• SEA SMITH SEE HOW MUCH GUITAR GO FOR. HE WISH HE HAVE GUITAR! BUT SEA WATER NOT HELPFUL… SO HE STICK WITH SINGING.
• SEA SMITH ASK…WHO ALWAYS WIN? LAWYERS ALWAYS WIN.
• THIS NOT LOOK GOOD. SEA SMITH WONDER IF GET VIOLENT SOON. MAYBE HE SWIM OVER TO BALEARIC ISLANDS AND HANG OUT FOR WHILE. CHECK OUT TOURISTS ON BEACH. BY CHECK OUT, MEAN RAPE.
• SEA SMITH HEAR RUSSIAN BOTS ARE COMING!

SOUND LIKE NINGEN STOP SHIP, SO SEA SMITH GO JOIN PARTY. HOPE YOU HAVE FUN NIGHT TOO!

SAD UPDATE: SEA SMITH SAD HE FAVORITE MARINE GONE.

SEA SMITH PROUD OF COUSIN STEVE SMITH. HE GET SLOOPY AND CHEESE PERSON BACK. SEA SMITH DO RESCUE BEFORE. PEOPLE NO TALK ABOUT SEA SMITH HELP. HE GET NO CREDIT…ALWAYS “CAUGHT A BIRD” OR “DRIFTED CLOSE ENOUGH TO SHIP TO BE RESCUED”. THAT OK, SEA SMITH NOT WANT TOO MUCH PUBLICITY.

BUT SEA SMITH WANT MUCH LINKS! SO HE GIVE YOU LINKS FOR FUN FRIDAY NIGHT!

• SEA SMITH NOTICE SOUTH KOREA PEOPLE KNOW HOW HANDLE POLITICIANS…PUT IN JAIL!
• LOOK LIKE YOU MONEY GET TO BE FIRST AID KIT FOR FARM PEOPLE IN TRADE WAR. SEA SMITH GLAD HE PAY NO TAXES. HAMMERHEAD SHARKS TRY IMPOSE TAXES ONCE. SEA SMITH DISSENT. BY DISSENT, MEAN RAPE SHARKS.
• SEA SMITH HOPE PIPELINE GO IN SEA. THEN SEA SMITH GET VISIT WITH DRILLING AND PIPELINE CREWS. MAKE NEW FRIENDS!
• SEA SMITH WONDER “WHAT WRONG WITH NEW JERSEY PEOPLE“? SEA SMITH NO GO THERE – DID ONCE IN 1980S, AND GOT HIT ON HEAD WITH BARREL OF CHEMICALS GET FLY-DUMPED INTO OCEAN.

SEA SMITH HOPE YOU HAVE FUN FRIDAY NIGHT. SEA SMITH GO SEE WHAT ROWDY FRIENDS (DOLPHINS) UP TO. SUSPECT IT IS RAPE. YOU KNOW DOLPHINS (AND SEA SMITH).

SEA SMITH HOPE YOU HAVE GOOD, GOOD FRIDAY. HE HAVE FISH FRY ON FRIDAY – FRY FISH THAT MAKE SEA SMITH MAD, AND HAVE DINNER. FISH ARE FRIENDS SOMETIMES, FOOD SOMETIMES.

HERE LINKS FOR YOU, SO YOU NO GET MAD AT SEA SMITH AND TRY FRY HE, HA HA!

• SEA SMITH REMEMBER SOMETHING SOMETHING IRON LAW APPLY HERE. ONLY THING WORSE THAN BEGGAR…SEA GULL. SEA SMITH WANT WRING SQUAWKING THIEF/BEGGAR BIRD NECK!

• SEA SMITH SAY HE WAIT AND SEE. HE NO BELIEVE UNTIL IT HAPPEN. SEA SMITH ONCE SWIM OUT BY SYRIA COAST. NO LIKE TASTE OF CORDITE, MUSTARD GAS AND SEWAGE IN WATER.

• SO HE NOT REALLY TERMINATOR? SEA SMITH FOOLED BY SNEAKY MOVIES! GO TELL HOLLYWOOD, HE NOT HAPPY. WOULD RAPE, BUT IT ALREADY BEEN DONE.

• ROCKET TAKE PHONE SATELLITES UP. THAT GOOD. SEA SMITH HAVE HARD TIME GET SIGNAL, WHEN FAR OUT IN OCEAN.

TIME SEA SMITH HAVE TO GO. HE RUN OUT OF LEMON FOR FISH FRY. NEED FIND SHIP FROM TROPICAL PORT TO GET LEMONS FROM. BY GET LEMONS FROM, MEAN RAPE…AND GET LEMONS TOO.

SEA SMITH SORRY HE FORGET LINKS LAST WEEK. HE SPEND TOO MUCH TIME HANGING OUT WITH FRIEND NINGEN.

NINGEN IS SILLY, BUT GOOD FRIEND. SEA SMITH TELL HIM “MUST DO LINKS, WE HANG OUT AFTERWARD.” BY HANGOUT AFTERWARD, MEAN FIND SHIP CREW TO RAPE. SO YOU GET LINKS NOW:

1. WAIT, WAIT…SEA SMITH KNOW THIS ONE. “F#$% OFF, SLAVER” RIGHT? SEA SMITH NEVER SMOKE ANYTHING…NO CAN SMOKE IN WATER. MAYBE SOMEONE SEND HIM EDIBLES? IF ENGLISH PEOPLE CALL POLICE, SEA SMITH DEAL WITH IT. BY DEAL WITH IT, MEAN RAPE NOSY NEIGHBORS.
2. SCHOOL NO HAVE TO SUSPEND STUDENT IN SKIN COLOR QUOTA ANYMORE? SEA SMITH VOLUNTEER TO BE SCHOOL RESOURCE OFFICER. BY RESOURCE OFFICER, MEAN RAPER OF DELINQUENT STUDENTS.
3. SEA SMITH STAY AWAY FROM RIO. THIS NOT TURN OUT GOOD.
4. SEA SMITH THINK THIS STOP HE FROM VISIT HOUSTON. BUT THAT OK. NOT WANT HOUSTON PEOPLE GET WASHED AWAY. SEA SMITH WAIT TO SEE THEM ON CRUISE SHIP OR FISHING BOAT. BY SEE THEM, MEAN RAPE.

LINKS ALL BETTER NOW? SEA SMITH HOPE SO – HE GO SEE IF NINGEN FIND CRUISE SHIP OR FISHING TRAWLER YET.

SEA SMITH STILL DO LINKS. NOT SURE WHEN COUSIN STEVE SMITH OR ZARDOZ STONE HEAD BACK. SEA SMITH UNDERSTAND SADNESS. WHEN HE SMALL FRY, HAVE PET:

HE GET CAUGHT BY FISHING TRAWLER. *SNIFFLE* NOW SEA SMITH SAD, REMEMBERING BUCKY. SO YOU GET LINKS, AND SEA SMITH GO LOOK FOR REVENGE ON FISHING BOATS. BY REVENGE, MEAN RAPE.

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SEA SMITH HERE TO DO LINKS. AFTER LAST WEEK, COUSIN STEVE SMITH AND ZARDOZ TOO SAD TO MAKE LINKS FOR HERE. SEA SMITH DO GOOD JOB…HE LIKE TO MAKE LINKS FOR PEOPLE. AND BY MAKE LINKS, MEAN…MAKE LINKS. SEA SMITH GO LOOK FOR FISHING BOAT LATER. HE BE MOST DANGEROUS CATCH. BY MOST DANGEROUS CATCH, MEAN DANGEROUS TO FISHING BOAT CREW!

1. LAND CREATURES WALK OUT, HIJINX ENSUE. SWIMMING MUCH BETTER THAN WALKING.
2. FOR THAT MATTER, PILLAGE BETTER THAN WALKING.
3. MUCH SPAWNING, VERY INEFFICIENT! SEA SMITH CAN TEACH DOLPHIN TECHNIQUE.
4. SEA SMITH THOUGHT THIS WAS SALMON AND GOT HUNGRY. MISSED IT BY THAT MUCH!
5. SEA SMITH INTRIGUED… AND NOW HUNGRY.

NOW RELAX AND ENJOY WAVES LAPPING.

SEA SMITH DO LINKS TODAY! COUSIN STEVE SMITH ALREADY DO COLUMN. ZARDOZ STILL AT GARAGE. THAT LEAVE SEA SMITH TO DO LINKS. WAS THINKING OF DOING ONLY SERIOUS LINKS. BUT FIGURE, IT FRIDAY…DO FISH LINKS! STEVE SMITH LIKE FISH. EAT FISH, TALK TO FISH, RAPE FISH. SO HERE LINKS ABOUT FISH:

1. HUNGRY COUNTRY WITH LOT OF PEOPLE AND NOT CARE ABOUT OVERFISHING … FISHES MOST. SEA SMITH KNOCKED OVER WITH FEATHER!
2. SEA SMITH ALWAYS SHAKE HIS FINNED HEAD AT CALIFORNIA. YOU SAY “WHAT THEY DO NOW?!” SO SEA SMITH THINK, “OKAY, MORE FISHES FOR SEA SMITH!”
3. HERE IS FEATURE ABOUT FISH, THAT JAPAN GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE KNOW ALREADY. SEA SMITH LIKE TO HAVE SASHIMI WHEN VISIT JAPAN. BY VISIT, MEAN RAPE.
4. AND LAST, HERE SAD STORY FOR NODAK GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE. SEAS SMITH NO LIKE ICE, UNLESS IT TRAP SHIP FOR SEA SMITH TO VISIT. BY VISIT, MEAN RAPE.

SEA SMITH HOPE YOU HAVE FAIR WIND, FOLLOWING SEAS…HA HA, BY THAT, MEAN SEA SMITH FOLLOW YOU!

SEA SMITH HERE, BACK FROM CONFERENCE. NO NEED USE OTHER PEOPLE SIGN ON… SP NICE ENOUGH GIVE SEA SMITH OWN ACCOUNT! SEA SMITH NOT THIS HAPPY SINCE FIND STRANDED CRUISE SHIP IN ’13. SEA SMITH WORK WAY THROUGH CREW AND MANY PASSENGERS BEFORE TUG BOATS SHOW UP. BY WORK WAY THROUGH, MEAN RAPE.

SEA SMITH SO HAPPY, HIM DO LINKS. COUSIN STEVE SMITH GET NIGHT OFF. HIM WORK TOO HARD LATELY. LINKS, RAPE HIKERS, LINKS, RAPE CAMPERS, ETC. WOULD ASK BIG STONE HEAD DO LINKS TONIGHT, BUT HIM MUTTERING ABOUT “CLEANSING BRUTALS” AND FLYING AROUND HAULING GRAIN.

COME ON IN, WATER LINKS FINE!

1. GOOD NEWS ABOUT SHIP CREW IN GULF OF TONKIN?! FIRST TIME IN WHILE. SERIOUS. SEA SMITH NO MIND SHIP SINK, HIM WORRY ABOUT CREW.
2. SO…IF YOU ON SHIP THAT SINKING – ESCAPE. “Shock may set in, causing everything to become surreal and to prevent you from doing your best to survive. If shock doesn’t set in, mental distress is a highly likely possibility, with nothing but water everywhere, right to the horizon, and not knowing when rescue will arrive.” WATER, WATER EVERYWHERE, AND ALL THE BOARDS DID SHRINK. WATER, WATER EVERYWHERE, NOR ANY DROP TO DRINK….SEA SMITH ALL-TIME FAVORITE! OH, ALSO, SEA SMITH MIGHT APPEAR! THAT GIVE TRAUMA, IYKWSSMAHTYD!
3. SEA SMITH HEAR YOU LIBERTARIANS. SO HIM SAY “SOMALIA!” HA HA HA HA! SEA SMITH NO MIND BULLETS – TICKLE SOME. BUT THINK PIRATES NO LIKE!

SEA SMITH LIKE YOU. WANT YOU STAY SAFE ON WATER. YOU GO HERE. LEARN. WANT MORE? GO HERE.