Author: SEA SMITH

SEA SMITH CONCERNED. FIRST IT GET COLD AND MAKE VISIT TO COUSIN STEVE SMITH HARD. NOW, MANY BAD THINGS HAPPEN. SEA SMITH LIKE THINGS CALM. AND RAPEY. ALWAYS THAT. BUT SEA SMITH WORRY WATER NOT GOING BE SO NICE.

SO HERE LINKS THAT SHOW WHAT SEA SMITH MEAN:

1. NO SHOOT SEA LIONS! SOME SEA SMITH FRIENDS SEA LIONS. SEA SMITH HAVE TO GO PATROL WATER AND PROTECT. BY PROTECT, MEAN RAPE SHOOTER.
2. THERE GO SEA SMITH BLACK SEA VACATION. MAYBE WAS RUSSIAN BOTS?
3. AND BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO PARTY BOAT. THIS MAKE SEA SMITH SAD. WANT EVERYONE PARTY ON WATER. AND IN WATER. BY PARTY MEAN…

LINKS ALL DONE. COME ON IN, WATER FINE!

SEA SMITH HERE TO GIVE LINKS. HE HEAR THAT SUNDAY NIGHT HAVE BIG HOOMAN SPORTSGAME. BUT HOPE YOU CAN LOOK AT LINKS.

1. SEA SMITH HOPE WAR NO MAKE IT TO SEA. DEPTHCHARGES GIVE SEA SMITH INDIGESTION. ALSO WONDER WHEN 4CHANTARDS MAKE MEME OFFENSIVE IN PORTUGUESE.
2. SEA SMITH NO MORE GO ENGLISH CHANNEL. STAY AWAY FROM SILLY ISLAND. HOPE GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS STAY AWAY TOO.
3. ISLAND SAYS “NON” – WANTS WINE AND WELFARE SENT. MAYBE SEA SMITH GO PAY VISIT. BY PAY VISIT, MEAN…YOU KNOW.
4. MAYBE COUSIN STEVE SMITH STAY AWAY FROM BRAZIL FOR WHILE?

COME ON IN. WATER FINE!

YES, SEA SMITH DO HAVE SWORDFISH IN POCKET….AND HAPPY TO SEE GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS. SHOW HOW HAPPY BY GIVE THEM LINKS.

• SEA SMITH KEEP LAND HOOMANS UP ON HURRICANE NEWS.
• WHY COUNTRY HAVE TO ASK SILLY BRUSSELS HOW SPEND OWN MONEY? SEA SMITH MAYBE GO ITALY VACATION, SEE IF CAN SCAVENGE SOMETHING FROM POST APOCALYPTIC WRECKAGE TO COME?
• THIS MAKE SEA SMITH LAUGH.

SEA SMITH SAY “COME ON IN, WATER FINE!”

SEA SMITH STOP BY, SAY HI. NOT SEE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN HOOMANS FOR WHILE. SEA SMITH HAVING GOOD TIME SORTING OUT FLOOD DEBRIS AFTER HURRICANES. THINK HE HAVE ENOUGH TO EQUIP NEW DINING ROOM. IF ANY THINGS BELONG GLIBERTARIAN HOOMANS, LET SEA SMITH KNOW. HE GIVE COMPENSATION. BY COMPENSATION, MEAN RAPE.

BUT NOW GET LINKS!

1. SEA SMITH SAY “BE CAREFUL” TO GLIBS IN GULF. NO WANT THEM HURT.
2. KITTEH NO LIKE WET. HE CLAW ANYONE, EVEN HOOMAN WHO TRY HELP. SEA SMITH SHAKE FINNED HEAD.
3. SEA SMITH HAS CONFUSE. HE HEAR SOCIALISM MEDICINE ALL FOR EVERYONE. HOW THIS HAPPEN? MAYBE THEM “WRECKERS”?
4. SEA SMITH LAUGH. MAYBE SEE “TRUMP OF TROPICS”. WAIT FOR VOTE, BUT LOOK LIKELY.

COME ON IN, WATER FINE!

SEA SMITH DECIDE GO SEE AREA NEAR CAROLINAS HURRICANE. HE GIVE LINKS ON SAME. SEA SMITH NORMAL SAY “COME ON IN, WATER FINE” – NOT RIGHT NOW. WAIT WHILE, UNTIL FLOOD GONE. ALSO, SINCE IT (((SEA SMITH))), TOO MANY (((US))) THROW SIN IN WATER, NOW SEA SMITH DROWN IN THEM! THAT HARD TO DO TO (((SEA)))! NO MORE ATONEMENT NOW, PLZ!

ANYWAY, HERE LINKS:

• FRIEND ZARDOZ WILL LIKE STORY. HE MISS HE KITTY. NO STAY IN HOUSE WITH WATER RIGHT THERE!
• US NOT ONLY PLACE GET BAD STORM. SEA SMITH HOPE CHINA AND PHILIPPINES HOOMANS OK.
• SEA SMITH GO NORTH AND TELL SHARK, “BAD, NO BITE HOOMANS!” THEN SCOLD SHARK. BY SCOLD, MEAN RAPE.

  

• NOW UK PEOPLE GET STORM. SEA SMITH HAVE TO VISIT MANY PLACE.

WAIT WHILE, THEN COME IN, WATER WILL BE FINE.

SEA SMITH STILL NO FIND TOUGH JEWISH COMEDY CLUB, GO TELL JOKES. SO HE GIVE LINKS TO YOU INSTEAD. THAT GOOD DEAL, RIGHT? IF NOT, COME VISIT SEA SMITH FOR REFUND. SEE, CAN STILL PRACTICE JOKES!

OK, NOW LINKS:

1. NO TIME LIKE PRESENT – GET READY FOR STORMZ! YOU GET LAWYERS, GUNS, MONEY…WAIT, FOOD, WATER, GENERATORS. AND GUNS, LOTS OF GUNS.
2. WHY EQUATORIAL GUINEA NO HIRE SEA SMITH GO “TALK” TO SUBSEA7? HE VERY PERSUASIVE WHEN NEED BE. BY VERY PERSUASIVE, MEAN RAPEY.
3. HAHAHAHA! NOW CALL NEBRASKA “LIBYA”. WHAT WITH CELL DOOR FLY OPEN ALL TIME NOW?

SEA SMITH HOPE YOU HAVE GOOD NIGHT, AND COME ON IN, WATER FINE!

SEA SMITH TAKE BREAK FROM COMEDY FOR TONIGHT. HE REST FOR LABOR DAY WEEKEND. BY REST, MEAN NOT RAPE. BUT HE GIVE LINKS TO FUNNY LAND GLIBERTARIAN HOOMANS! HAVE BUDDY NINGEN OVER FOR GRILLED FISH AND BEERS ON LABOR DAY. HE GOOD GUEST. BRING GOOD COLD, ANTARCTIC BEER.

• RUSSIANZ!!!! SEA SMITH SEE FREE $#!% ARMY MARCH ON MOSCOW! “Many carried the red flags and banners of the principal organizer of the protest, the KPRF Communist Party.”
• SEA SMITH SURE THIS GET JUSTICE! ALSO, EXPECT SEE BLUE WHALES FLYING OVER KANSAS SOON!
• THIS NO SEA SMITH FAULT! NOT MESSICAN OWNER FAULT EITHER, HE NOT ON BOAT! NO BLAME LIBERTARIANS.
• HERE SOME CELEBRITY PICTURES. SOME CRAZY. ALL STAGED. SEA SMITH SHAKE FINNED HEAD.

HOPE ALL FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS HAVING GOOD WEEKEND!

SEA SMITH DECIDE SINCE HE JEWISH COMIC, HE GO WORK BORSCHT BELT. BUT FIND OUT NOT THERE ANYMORE. OF COURSE, THE “JEWISH ALPS” NO GOOD FOR SEA SMITH…NEED BORSCHT LAKE, OR JEWISH OCEAN! SO HE TELL JOKES TO FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE INSTEAD:

WHAT PACIFIC OCEAN SAY TO ATLANTIC OCEAN?… NOTHING, JUST WAVED!

WHAT JAMES BOND MOVIE BLUE WHALE LIKE MOST?… LICENSE TO KRILL!

WHERE SEAWEED LOOK FOR JOB?… IN KELP WANTED ADS!

SEA SMITH BEST AT JOKES! IT PART OF HERITAGE. KNOW WHAT ELSE SEA SMITH GOOD AT? LINKS! HE GIVE LINKS TO FUNNY LAND HOOMANS:

• SEA SMITH FIND IRONY STORY. SAD, BUT IT GOOD EXAMPLE OF IRONY. SEA SMITH NOT OFTEN FIND IRONY IN OCEAN….IT RUST! HAHAHAHA!
• IS WORLD END SOON? SEA SMITH THINK SO WHEN HE READ “FRENCH TARGET WELFARE SPENDING”. THINK TIME TO MAKE UNDERSEA BUNKER.
• THIS MAKE SEA SMITH HAPPY. MOAR SWIMMING IS GOOD. ISIS LUCKY SEA SMITH NO REACH THEM. HE SCOLD THEM FOR NO LET SWIM. BY SCOLD, MEAN RAPE.
• THIS SO FLORIDA MAN. WAIT, THIS ONE OF FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS???

SEA SMITH SAY, COME ON IN, WATER FINE!

SEA SMITH GOT CURIOUS AND SIGNED UP FOR ANCESTRY.COM. HE MAKE STARTLING DISCOVERY: FAMILY NAME WAS ACTUALLY LEVY, AND THAT CHANGED FROM LEVIATHAN.

SO MYSTERY SOLVED. SEA SMITH’S TALENT FOR COMEDY IS GENETIC, HE JEWISH COMIC! HE NOW INVESTIGATES GETTING A BRIS AND BAR MITZVAH, TO MAKE CLEANER SEA-RAPE.

DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE JEWISH SAILOR? HE SHIPWRECKED. WHEN THEY RESCUE HE, THERE TWO SYNAGOGUES HE BUILD. THEY ASK HE WHY TWO. “THIS ONE I GO TO, THE OTHER ONE, I WOULDN’T SET FOOT IN!” SO SEA SMITH RAPE HE.

HAHAHAHAH, SEA SMITH IS FUNNY JEWISH COMIC! NOW NEWS:

SEA SMITH TRY TO GET THERE IN TIME FOR FUN BUT JUST TOO LATE. NEXT TIME, SON.

THIS LOOK LIKE WAY FOR SEA SMITH TO GET SOME EXOTIC VACATION. AND CURRY. THEN RAPE.

SEA SMITH HAS ALIBI! THIS HAPPEN ON LAND!

SEA SMITH THINK RUSSIAN PEOPLE VERY FUNNY, TOO. BUT STILL, HE NOT PASS UP OPPORTUNITY WHEN PRESENTED. AND BY PRESENTED, HE MEAN… YOU KNOW.

HMM, NOW SEA SMITH WORRIED. HE SEND DNA TO 23ANDME TO CONFIRM ANCESTORS AND MAYBE THEY SHARE WITH COAST GUARD…

SEA SMITH SHARE CLAM JOKES…LITTLE KNOWN SEA FACT – CLAMS HILARIOUS!

SEA SMITH GET GOOD AT JOKES! SOMEDAY BE ON COMEDY CENTRAL. BUT THAT NOT YET, SO GIVE LAND GLIBERTARIAN HOOMANS SOME LINKS TO LAUGH AT:

1. OUCH. CHICAGO GLIBERTARIAN LAND PEOPLE, HOPE NO GET SHOTTED! WEAR BODY ARMOR YOU GO SOUTH SIDE OR WEST SIDE.
2. THIS NO GOOD. MAYBE SEA SMITH SWIM OVER AND SEE IF CAN HELP.
3. SEA SMITH ASK FLORIDA GLIBERTAIRAN LAND HOOMANS…YOU HAVE ZOMBIE? BATH SALTZ OR METH MAYBE? THEM SAY “FLAKKA”, SEA SMITH LAUGH.
4. SEA SMITH NO GET SPORTSBALL. THIS STRANGEST STORY HE SEE IN DAYS!

SEA SMITH HOPE LAND GLIBERTARIAN HOOMANS HAVE GOOD NIGHT. SEA SMITH GO CHECK DOCKS OUT…BY CHECK DOCKS OUT, MEAN RAPE ANYONE ON DOCKS.