Author: R C Dean

  • R C Dean Gets BIFfed

    R C Dean Gets BIFfed

    Lackadaisical (PBUH) sent me a nice selection of upstate NY beers.

    For some reason, the arrival of the BIF box got me thinking about something that has struck me as an odd inversion.  It used to be that beer was the cheap/economical way to get your booze on (and it still can be, if you stick with mass market beers), but given the price for craft beers (which is still a little shocking to someone who started drinking beer back when the only thing on the shelf was cheap crap), I have been laboring under the perception that they are actually as or more expensive than cocktails.

    However, I was moved to do the math.  A six-pack of good craft beer costs me between $10 – 12.00, call it $1.75 a bottle.  A bottle of beer has between .75 and 1.0 oz. of alcohol, so to be we’ll say craft beer delivers alcohol at @ $2.00 per ounce.  Your typical fifth of booze is 80 proof, and so it has 10.25 oz. of alcohol.  Now, there is crazy variability in booze prices, so we’ll take Bulleit Rye as our standard, which costs me $21.00 for a fifth, or . . . $2.05 per oz. of alcohol (before mixers).

    Bottom line:  there’s so much variability in price per oz. for both beer and booze that its hard to give a general rule, but the craft beer market (although it seems pricey to this old-timer) actually is pretty much equivalent per oz. to cocktails, maybe a little cheaper.  I would say craft beer and cocktails both deliver the goods within about the same (broad) range.

    I’m not the most critical beer drinker, and tend in general to enjoy pretty much whatever is in front of me at the time.  With that in mind, my impressions:

    Rohrbach Scotch Ale:  Either this one or the Asylum Porter were my favorites.  This is an excellent example of Scotch Ale, one of my preferred types of beer.  Decently full bodied, nice caramel malt flavor with some roast, and the hops were behaving themselves and being good team players.

    42 North Asylum Porter:  Very interesting beer, probably more depth and more flavors around the edges than the Scotch Ale.  I got a little bitter chocolate and maybe coffer, and just enough smoke, but not so much that it was getting into the stout range.  The kind of beer that you keep working because you want to chase some of the flavors.

    Rohrbach Patty’s Irish Ale:  A good Irish Ale – very comparable to their Scotch Ale, not quite as much body, and a hair less roasted flavors, a little drier on the finish.  No complaints, would drink again.

    Genesee Octoberfest:  Genesee in general takes me back to my college days, and this is a competent, if not too exciting, beer.  Adequately malty, if not quite as much body as I might like.  Decent flavor.  I would say this is an excellent beer to take to a tailgating party to class it up a little, and not go broke when your friends (and their friends) go through your cooler like a Mongol horde.

    Big Ditch Hayburner:  An IPA, but not hop soup.  I can tolerate a legit IPA, so long as the brewer hasn’t decided that  adding hops is somehow going to compensate for certain . . . personal shortcomings.  This is a good example of the breed – decent body, hops definitely there but a little more on the floral side (which I prefer) rather than tastebud-killing bitterness.

    Big Ditch Low Bridge:  Interesting beer – a golden ale (whatever that is).  Kinda-to-pretty hoppy; in a blind test I would have likely said this was a pale ale of some kind, but maybe a little maltier than I expect from a pale ale.  It went right down, I’ll tell you that.  A good beer for moderately spicy food.  May get the nod over the Genesee for a good session beer, depending on how you like the hopping.

    Not a dud in the bunch.  I would not be sorry to discover any of these in my fridge.  Thanks, Lack (and Nephilium)!   Will BIF again.

  • Barrel-Aging Your Booze

    Barrel-aging booze is literally nothing more than pouring liquor from one container into another.  That’s it; if you can handle drinking out of a glass rather than the bottle, you have the necessary skill-set.  I discovered barrel-aged cocktails on a fishing trip this year, and thought “I gotta give that a try.”  This is my story (for the TL/DR crowd: its dead easy, as far as I can tell its very difficult to impossible to actually wind up with booze that’s worse than what you started with, so why not give it a go?)

    Barrel-aging your own liquor and cocktails is done in small white oak barrels that have been charred on the inside, just like the big barrels the big boys use.  I got a couple of one liter barrels from Oak Barrels Ltd., because that’s who made the barrels at the bar on my fishing trip.  I have no basis for recommending any of the many barrel makers over any others.

    So, how’s it work?

    First, think about what size barrel you want to use; they range from one liter on up.   As with everything in life, there is a trade-off:  The larger the barrel, the slower the booze ages.  You can use a barrel probably 4 times, maybe 5.  I’m refilling the barrels immediately after emptying them – you can leave them empty, but they need to be cleaned and stored full of water.  A one-liter barrel will deliver around a gallon or so of booze before its done, and mixed drinks don’t store forever, so you need to think about how fast you will drink whatever you barrel-age.

    To prep the barrel, rinse it out (it will have a few splinters and bits of charred wood loose in it), fill it with water and let it sit for a day, empty it out and rinse it again.  It may leak a little when you first fill it with water until the wood expands, but mine just got a few stains from the charred insides around a few seams.  If yours are leaking and won’t quit, you can use beeswax to stop the leaks.

    Fill with your concoction of choice, right to the rim.  The holes on these small barrels are pretty, well, small – if you don’t have a small funnel, you will need one.  You will start losing volume due to absorption/evaporation.  At this point, recommendations differ: you can either top it off (what I am doing), or you can rotate the barrel a quarter turn each way every day or so to keep the wood from drying out.  In a dry climate (like mine), apparently what evaporates is mostly water, but in a more humid client its mostly alcohol.

    A new one-liter barrel generally ages the first batch in a week or so.  Every subsequent batch takes longer.  Taste test periodically, and decant when you think its done.  I do think it’s possible to over-age liquor in these small barrels, since one batch of the Manhattans I am barrel-aging was getting really, really woody tasting.  Make sure you save some empty bottles, by the way, so you have something to decant into.

    I’m using one barrel for Bulleit Rye, and the other for Manhattans.  A barrel is only supposed to be used for one kind of booze or cocktail, as the flavors soak into the wood.  For the adventurous, this is a challenge rather than a prohibition, and any scotch drinker knows that many fine scotches are aged in barrels originally used for something else (rum, port, you name it).  But I’m sticking with the recommendation that I dedicate each barrel to a single, delicious libation.

    The first batch of rye took about 9 or 10 days before I really felt the “burn” had rounded off, but it was more woody and not as sweet as I recalled from my fishing trip.  It is a noticeably better rye than I started with – deeper/richer, with an oaky flavor.  Perhaps most importantly, Mrs. Dean now insists I use the barrel-aged rye for her cocktails, so I will be getting a bigger barrel when the current one wears out so we have an adequate stockpile of the barrel-aged stuff.  The barrel-aged Bulleit makes a phenomenal whiskey sour, one of her favorite cool weather cocktails.

    The Manhattans age faster – I used Bulleit Rye (again) and Carpano Antica vermouth in the classic 2:1 ratio.  I think the sweeter vermouths might be too sweet for barrel aging.  The first batch was done in a week, and subsequent batches each took only a few days longer than the previous batch.  Doing a side-by-side with an unaged Manhattan, I can definitely say that I prefer the barrel-aged, which has a deeper flavor and starts getting some cinnamon and cherry flavors.  Needless to say, I use real maraschino cherries (sour cherries simmered briefly in maraschino liqueur and refrigerated), because the candied grocery-store maraschino cherries are an abomination.  I’m using a brighter bitters for these – currently, the Dashfire Old-Fashioned Bitters.  I think the more traditional bitters just get kind of lost in the oak and cherry flavors.

    In doing a little research, I have run across some variations/recommendations.  Some of your artisanal types “season” the barrels for cocktails with port or possibly another kind of booze – I skipped this, but may try it sometime.  Opinions differ on whether to put the bitters in while aging, or when serving – I’m going with when serving because I like to try different bitters.  Some recommend going with 90 proof or stronger liquors, on the theory that they hold up better to barrel-aging.  I can’t recall ever objecting to higher-proof booze in my entire life, so Round 2 will involve a high-proof rye, if I can find one that tastes decent and isn’t obscenely expensive.  I’m still pondering what cocktail I might try barrel-aging next – I tend to like cocktails with citrus, but I’m suspicious that the acid will not play well in a barrel.

    The other thing that barrel-aging can supposedly do for you is take cheap liquor and turn into the equivalent of something you can’t afford.  I think I’ll be trying that with tequila with my next set of barrels by getting some barely passable 100% agave plonk, and see how it goes.

    Bottom line:  Barrels are pretty cheap (one liter barrels are less than $30 each, or about $6 – $7 per use), and the results have been easily worth it so far.  The “work” involved is mostly taste-testing and topping off the barrels.  If you like experimenting and getting a little more hands-on with your liquor, either straight sippin’ liquor or cocktails, you should give it a try.

  • Cocktail of the Week: Pink Pirate

     

    Avast!

     

    The Pink Pirate was born of a combination of intolerance and boredom. The intolerance part comes from Mrs. Dean: there is a fairly short list of liquors that she can tolerate without headaches and just kinda weird side-effects. Tequila fell off of her short list a few months ago, so she’s basically down to rum, rye whiskey, and beer. Effin’ tragic, I tells ya.

    Thus, the boredom: Her cocktail rotation was down to three or four drinks. I needed a new recipe, and for some reason was fixated on working cranberry juice into a cocktail. After surprisingly little experimentation, the Pink Pirate was born.

    This is a summer drink for getting people hammered in a hurry – the dry of the cranberry juice, the tart of the lime juice, and the heat/sweet of the ginger beer syrup all work together to make a dangerously drinkable libation. Since we invented this one, we get to name it, and between the party-pink color of the final product and the rum, the Pink Pirate was born.

    Pink Pirate

    3 oz. white rum (Flor de Cana)
    1 ¼ oz. cranberry juice (unsweetened, not the cranberry juice cocktail)
    ¾ ounce lime juice
    Ginger beer (Maine Root or Cock and Bull preferred)

    This one can also be made with 1 oz. Pickett’s No. 1 Medium Ginger Beer Syrup and club soda/seltzer instead of ginger beer.

    Ginger Beer Recipe:

    Pour the rum, cranberry juice, and lime juice over rocks in a highball glass. Top with @ 6 oz. ginger beer. Stir.

    Ginger Beer Syrup Recipe:

    Pour the rum, cranberry juice, ginger beer syrup, and lime juice into a mixing glass. Mix well – the syrup will need to be stirred or it will separate out. Top with club soda/seltzer to @ 11 oz. total. Pour over rocks in a highball glass.

    You could probably throw a lime garnish on it if you want to dress it up a little. Hell, one of those little umbrellas would look right at home on this one.

    The kind of white rum you use isn’t terribly important – the rum is backgrounded by the all the other flavors. I did try making this with dark rum, but it just wasn’t as crisp and refreshing.

    As ever, cocktailing is all about proportions and balances – feel free to adjust any of the amounts to dial it in to your preference.

     

    And ye better be rememberin’, no drinking and navigating!