Author: Old Man With Candy

Why would a website have a Jew do Easter links? Because he’s convinced that the disappearing Jesus corpse was an April Fool’s joke?

We killed him once, we’d do it again. And that’s the theme of links this fine Pesach-Shabbos intersectional morning.

The links have been too spicy recently, so today we’ll tone it down so as not to offend… you know who.

With SP coming back home today, I’m frantically trying to hide the evidence.

You may have been able to tell that the Glibs staff all got pretty shitfaced yesterday and were a...

After now spending nine days as a bachelor, the trash has piled up, empty bottles cover every surface, and new forms of life seem to be evolving in the fridge. That will not prevent me from bringing links to you wonderful people.

I made it link by link, and yard by yard; I girded it on of my own free will, and of my own free will I post them.

I don’t know why I’m bothering, you’re probably still in bed. Or asleep in a dumpster.

SP and Webdominatrix are on a road trip, so I’m all alone here. This will not end well.

I served my suspension for making a terrible joke on Monday. I am truly sorry- that’s not who we are.