This is all Westernsloper’s Fault: the Horoscope for the week of April 15th
Not Adahn foresaw you all weren’t keen on last week’s predictions. This week, you’re sure to understand his predictions.
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The Hodorscope for April 8, 2018
Not Adahn provides you with words of wisdom to help guide you through this week. Just remember…
Read MoreSomething Something Monocle Something: The Horoscope for April 1, 2018
Not Adahn tests the limits of his sight and tries to ordain the future of glibertarians.com
Read MoreAnd the Stars, like Monocles in the Sky: The Horoscope for the week of March 25th
Not Adahn pulls back the veil, takes a quick peak, and bestows upon us the gift of, um, “knowledge.”
Read MoreThrough a Monocle Darkly: The Celestial Influences for the Week of March 19
The stars work in mysterious ways… Not Adahn will help interpret them for you–for a price.
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Peering through a Monocle at the Stars: Week of March 11th, 2018
Not Adahn interprets the stars to help you make the right decisions for your life. You do want to make the right decisions…right?
Read MoreThe Reality-Based Community
Not Adahn explains what reality-based means in reality
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The Unbearable Whiteness of Being
Not Adahn and the essence of whiteness.
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