I Fucking Love Astrology: The Horoscope for the Week of August 19
Stargazing can be depressing, since it seems like there are so many bad omens.
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I Fucking Love Astrology: The Horoscope for the Week of August 12
There is one bit of good news.
Read MoreI Fucking Love Astrology: The Horoscope for the Week of August 5
There is another, more disturbing alignment this week. Find out how it will play out.
Read MoreI Fucking Love Astrology: The Horoscope for the Week of July 29
If you don’t like the horoscope this week, shoot mercury.
Read MoreI Fucking Love Astrology: The Horoscope for the Week of July 22
Is there any good news?
Read MoreI Fucking Love Astrology: The Horoscope for the Week of July 15
For this week, we have a BARCO alignment of Mars (retrograde)-Terra-Sol with Mercury-Venus in opposition. Since Mars is in Aquarius, this indicates that the World cup is going to end (creepy how accurate the stars are, isn’t it?)
Read MoreI Fucking Love Astrology: the Horoscope for July 8th
This is looking to be a pretty good week all around, with one possible exception. Uh-oh.
Read MoreI Mustn’t be Late! The Horoscope for 1 July
This is the first full week of the Sun in Cancer, so be sure to wear at least SPF45 and get any suspicious spots checked for melanoma. You don’t want to end up like John McCain do you?
Read MoreI Fucking Hate New York
Everything not permitted is forbidden.
Read MoreI Fucking Love Astrology: The Horoscope for June 24
This is going to be a bad week for aspies.
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