The Winter Olympics in Seoul might be over, but the Korean OlympTHICCS has just begun.
Our first event will be Ms. Daijin:
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There is a certain day that’s in the year, all coons should not forget,
That one is St. Patrick’s Day. I’m thinking of the last one yet.
On last sev’nteenth day of March, about the hour of noon,
I met an Irish bunch who yelled, “Let’s masacree the coon!”
Then they crowded ‘round me, and my eyes began to blink,
One of them grabbed a-hold me, and said, “Coon, come have a drink!”
He said, “Drink something Irish,” and I quickly took the hint,
I felt quite sick, but I yelled quick, “Let me have a glass of creme-de-menthe!”
Chorus (2X)
St. Patrick’s Day’s a bad day for coons,
The only safe plan for us is balloons!
Yellow coons must not be seen.
If you drink, drink something green!
St. Patrick’s Day’s a bad day for coons!
Just then a high toned yellow darky came cake-walking down the street;
He had on a pair of yellow gater tops on his feet.
He had on swell yellow gloves, also a yellow vest,
And when those Irishmen saw that coon, I guess you know the rest.
They quickly grabbed this darky, and he began to fight.
They took his gun and razor, then he tried to pass for white!
They shaved him with his razor, and they fanned him with his gun,
If you show him a shamrock now, that yellow coon is always sure to run!
I just bought an Amazon Echo for my bedroom because my fetish is imagining Jeff Bezos listening to my wife and I having sex.
Some of you might remember my inaugural post last year. So, I ask you, what are your plans for this evening this year? As reading this website is ipso facto evidence that you are not of a normal sexuality, are you
Let me know in the comments below so I can vicariously experience your plans while pleasuring myself.
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Sad!
Come all who love friendship, and wonder and see,
The belligerent powers, like good neighbours agree,
A little time past Sirs, who would have thought this,
That they’d so soon come to a general P___?
The wise politicians who differ in thought,
Will fret at this friendship, and call it to nought,
And blades that love war will be storming at this,
But storm as they will, it’s a general P___.
A hundred millions in war we have spent,
And America lost by all patriots consent,
Yet let us be quite, nor any one hiss,
But rejoice at this hearty and general P___.
‘Tis vain for to fret or growl at our lot,
You see they’re determin’d to fill us a pot,
So now my brave Britons excuse me in this,
that I for a Peace am oblig’d to write Piss.