Glibertarians.com 2018 Archive

Author: CPRM

  • A Path To Wellness: part 12

    EXT/INT—CABIN HIDEAWAY/SUPER MARKET—MONTAGE

    FRED BEAR BY TED NUGENT PLAYS

    We see TED lying in bed and HARVEY nursing him back to health.

    We see Ted chopping firewood, while Harvey cheers him on, and turns away to masturbate on a sapling, Ted notices and gives a WTF look.

    TIM takes the grocery list from Harvey.

    Ted pulls a stump from the ground and celebrates, Harvey is off on the tree line masturbating onto a sapling.

    Tim is in the grocery store, he notices he is being tailed.

    Ted takes aim with his bow at a deer.

    Tim exits the store, followed by men in black type figures.

    Ted squares his bow for the kill.

    Tim drops the groceries and starts running through the parking lot.

    Ted pulls back and draws the bow.

    Tim jumps a fence and evades his captors.

    Ted releases the arrow and the deer drops dead.

    Tim tries to cross a small creek, his pursuers take aim.

    Ted approaches the dying deer and kneels down beside it.

    Tim is shot in the back and falls into the creek in slow motion.

    FADE TO BLACK

  • The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 8: The Cage

    Donald has big plans, beyond even the Nobel; beyond the earth itself!

  • CPRM’s [REDACTED] Dessert

    This image has been altered to annoy people.
    Not actual product

    Ok.  I don’t usually make or eat dessert, but this one is a family recipe that I’ll enjoy at least once a year.  Most exciting for all of you, I don’t have to redact the name because truth be told I think it’s a made up nonsense name, but supposedly it comes from the old world.  We call it Hovavaka. It is a [REDACTED] cake, so we usually make it at least once when the [REDACTED] are ripe in early August.  It’s great fresh out of the oven with a scoop of ice cream on top.

    ...CAKE. WHAT YOU THINK STEVE SMITH MEAN? YOU HAVE DIRTY MIND!
    STEVE SMITH LIKE CAKE. BY CAKE MEAN…

    Ingredients:

    1 one gallon bucket filled to the brim with fresh picked [REDACTED]

    1 stick of [REDACTED]

    4 [REDACTED]

    1 cup of [REDACTED]

    1/2 cup of [REDACTED]

    2 cups of [REDACTED]*

    Baking Instructions:

    Start by washing all the [REDACTED] from the gallon bucket , since they are fresh make sure to get all the dirt and bugs off of them.  Now set them aside.

    Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.  Put the stick of [REDACTED] in a large cake pan.  I don’t know much about baking, so just use your judgement on if the pan is big enough.  Place the pan in the oven to let the [REDACTED] melt.

    In The Large Yellow Tupperware Bowl; put in your 2 cups of [REDACTED]* , add your 1/2 cup of [REDACTED] and crack your 4 [REDACTED]. Mix until smooth and lump free.

    We seriously use this thing a lot.
    Hello again, friend.

    Once the [REDACTED] in the cake pan is melted take it out of the oven and dump the 1 gallon bucket of [REDACTED] in.  Take the mixture in The Large Yellow Tupperware Bowl and pour that on top of the [REDACTED]. Sprinkle your 1 cup of [REDACTED] over the top, trying to evenly distribute.

    Place the pan in the oven at 350 degrees for 1 hour or until golden brown.  You can use the toothpick test to make sure.

    There you have it, an entire [REDACTED] meal.

     

    *Pursuant a FOIA request I must tell you that the final ingredient is Bisquick, if you tried to just use flower instead the result would be inedible and has been deemed cruel and unusual.

     

  • Theoretical Physics and its Applications to Liberty

    Ok, that title has nothing to do with the post.

    As has been noted, the Jack Link’s ads seem like they are focused at us, and with just a tad bit of editing we have a trailer for a STEVE SMITH movie.

     

  • The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 7: Unity

    Sorry, this is a bit late. Working for free on this third job.  If only there were a way you could help me out monetarily…oh well…Donald and Dennis discuss their historic achievements.

  • The Personal Vs The Political

    The thing that attracts me to libertarianism (well, actually I call my own philosophy Constitutional Property Rights Minarchism, but more on that in a later post) is that it is a governing philosophy based on an idea of how society can best survive while respecting the individual.  At the purest level it isn’t about how a person should live their life, but how they should be governed, if at all.

    I quit watching the show years ago, is it still cool?
    Pictured, a leftist’s idea of the common man

    What grinds my gears, as Family Guy’s Peter Griffen said, is people who purport to be libertarian who try to tell me what I should accept on a personal level.  The idea is to live and let live while keeping the peace, not to control people’s thoughts.  Actually, on a personal level, I disagree with a lot of things that are popular in many libertarian circles, and that isn’t a problem for me.  Because to me libertarianism isn’t about structuring society, it’s about structuring government.

    This is the part where I get into the personal.  There are no ‘to be sures,’ there are no caveats.  These are the things I feel in my bones on a personal level. I am unashamed of them, this is who I am. I do not judge others by the same standard that I judge myself; I’m much harsher on myself.  If I imposed my personal beliefs through politics, the place I create probably wouldn’t be much more free than a caliphate.

    1. I have never shot a gun.  I do not want to.
    2. I do not believe any marriage outside the Catholic church is legitimate.
    3. The Catholic church does not recognize gay marriage.
    4. I do not believe there should be sex outside of marriage.
    5. Except for beer, cigarettes and painkillers, drugs are bad, MKay.
    One habit to rule them all!!!!
    Pictured: Commie Pope

    This is not to say I loathe or hate anyone who does any of the above; but I will judge you by your actions, and I am free to disassociate with you as I feel fit if your actions abhor me.  For anyone complaining that I wouldn’t personally recognize gay marriage, know that I also don’t recognize the marriage of my brother who got married by a justice of the peace.  I hold no animus towards him or his ‘wife’, I just don’t consider them married.  They are living together and raising their children and that is just fine, but they are not married in my eyes and are violating rule 4 that I would impose on myself but not others.

    Now for the political.  Well, all of those points have no place here.  As long as people don’t harm each other or respective property, I have no problems.  If I can’t convince you that my personal morals are correct, I have no right to force them on you.  Choosing the way we govern ourselves is not the same as the way we personally act.  Governance should be about understanding the rights inherent in being a human and respecting that.  It is a whole other post to describe the nature of rights, as well as to explain my CPRM philosophy.  I might get around to that, if you haven’t rejected me as a pariah by then.

    Care Bears are inferior to Gummi Bears, but I like this gif
    We’re all individuals but if we work together we can put Heimdall out of a job.

  • The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 6: USDA PRIME

    Donald is always scheming.

    And only like four of you subscribed, so that little Mexican kid is on a bus to Guadalajara.

  • CPRM’s [REDACTED] Salad Recipe

    State's Witness in the Russian investigation.
    Your ingredients.

    So, my [REDACTED] BBQ recipe seems to have struck a nerve with some folks here, while others seemed to like the idea.  So, as the asshole that I am I only listened to the positive comments and I decided to give you my [REDACTED] salad recipe.

     

    This recipe comes north to Wisconsin from my Grandma from the the southern state of [REDACTED].  I made it over the Memorial Day weekend, and as always it was big hit.

     

    First of all, you need to get your ingredients, and as some people noted in the comments to my [REDACTED] BBQ recipe, this recipe is made to feed a whole lot of people, and I don’t really know how to scale it down, given the measurements we use.

    Ingredients:

    10 pounds of [REDACTED]

    1 jar of [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]

    1 jar of [REDACTED] [REDACTED]

    1 dozen [REDACTED]

    1 Onion

    Seasoned Salt

     

    Take the 10 pounds of [REDACTED] and boil them until firm, yet soft.

    While boiling the [REDACTED] begin to boil the 1 dozen [REDACTED].

    While the [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] are boiling cut 1 jar of [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] into small pieces and put in The Large Green Tupperware Bowl. Save the juice in the [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] jar.

    Also, dice 1 onion and place in the Large Green Tupperware Bowl.

    When the [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] have boiled long enough, peel and dice to edible size, place into The Large Green Tupperware Bowl.

    Empty one Jar of [REDACTED] [REDACTED] into the bowl.  Then use the juice from the [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] jar to clean out the jar of [REDACTED] [REDACTED], pour that into The Large Green Tupperware Bowl.

    Season with seasoned salt to taste and stir. It is great when eaten warm, and even better when chilled.  This is a family classic that everyone will love for generations.

  • The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 5: Maverick

    Does anybody really like John McCain?

  • The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 4: Best Friends

    Donald has a new best friend.