Glibertarians.com 2018 Archive

Author: Banjos

  • Monday Morning What The Hell Happened Links?

    Sorry about the weekend folks, all of our great technicians were working on fixing all the issues our site had over the weekend.  We tried yelling at it, we tried romancing it, we tried turning it off and on and nothing seemed to work.  So we relaxed and allowed our website host to fix it and all got nicely hammered.

     

    This should satisfy the Star Trek nerds for the day.

     

     

    Birthday today? Congrats, you share it with 20th President of the US, James Garfield, Larry King, founder of the enemy of the people, Ted Turner, Calvin Klein, mediocre actress, Meg Ryan, talented actress, Jodie Foster, and nerd’s actress, Terry Farrell.

     

     

     

    Try me with cyanide!

     

     

    Yesterday was the 40 year anniversary of drinking the Flavor Aid.

     

     

     

    After another Broward County election shitshow, Brenda Snipes submitted her resignation.

     

     

     

     

     

    Hollywood actors pretend to be relevant.  I mean seriously, the boycotting a whole state thing is beyond laughable.  And what exactly do they think the Georgian government is going to do? Disobey their own laws and have a whole new election until the person they want to win, wins. The modern left lost the little remainder of their batshit minds.

     

     

    Chipotle may have set themselves up for another wrongful termination lawsuit.

     

     

     

    New York Times, still sucking the dicks of communist totalitarian states.

     

     

    The bus driver who saved the lives of 22 children and their teacher.

     

     

     

     

    That’s all I got for now, this should give you a nice kick in the ass to get you moving for the day.

  • Wednesday Morning Links

    With sloopy off at his son’s Basic Training Graduation, he left the links in my somewhat capable hands mwahahahahahaha!

     

    Sports happened, so do Birthdays.

     

     

    Ratings went up after Megyn Kelly’s departure from Today. Heh.

     

     

     

    DC concealed carry permits jumps over 1440% (to 1,896) in 2018 since being forced to issue them by the courts.

     

     

     

     

     

    Never fuck with crazy eyes.

     

    The Sarah Palin of the left is not disappointing.

     

     

     

     

    Maryland’s AG is challenging Trump’s appointment of Whitaker as interim head of the DOJ.

     

     

     

     

    All the animals suffering from California’s shit forest management.

     

     

    News sucks today, sorry.  If you find better news stories, you know what to do.

     

    Let’s end today with some help.  Which version is better. One, Two, three, or four?

     

    I’ll forever love one, but four is starting to win my heart.

     

  • Friday Morning Banjos Links!

    After a long exhausting auction day, Sloopy is still dead to the world.  Leaving you, dear Glibs, with the links stylings of the one and only Banjos!

     

    The Birthday list sucks today, so you’re not getting one.  And I don’t have the energy to find out what happened historically today.  I’ve been too busy to follow sports.  Here’s some news stories.

     

    What? Franken came by last night and found some boxes in my car.

     

    Florida governor Rick Scott is suing Broward County for some serious shenanigans.  Understandably so.

     

     

    Nanny state is being the nanny state.

     

     

     

     

    Utah Man who regularly allowed bats into his home to fly around and land on his hands surprisingly dies of rabies.

    ET Phone Home

     

     

    In case you were keeping track, homophobic slurs flung at conservative politicians? A-ok!

     

     

    This kid gets it!

     

     

     

    I’ll finally give you kids a break from all the classic rock.

     

    I am now off to get my kids out the door! Have a Banjotastic Day everyone!

     

  • Shattering Glass Ceilings and Windows

    Striking a blow for equality, an unidentified woman ripped off  the shackles of the patriarchy and became a female mass shooter today.  What a more appropriate place is there than Progressive YouTube Headquarters to prove to the world that women are just as capable as men?  Although her massacre cannot compare to the devastation wrought by her male counterparts, she did manage to successfully wound three people and twist the ankle of a fourth before shooting herself. You go Grrrl! In her defense, she probably was exhausted from having to walk there all the way from a gun shop in Indiana.

     

    And now that we have shattered the glass ceiling in addition to windows, those seeking equality of outcome need to start pushing to end the ridiculous gender imbalances still infesting our society.  First and foremost, the homicide rate at a ridiculously lopsided 79% male.  More women need to be murdered by their fellow man woman, which will also even out the blatantly sexist 96% percentage of male murderers.  And while we are at it lets tackle the inequality of suicide rates (67%) and the incarceration rate (82% male).

     

    But should we really stop there?  We cannot truly end the patriarchy until we see and equal number of women die from work related injuries (93% men) and force more women to be chronically homeless and live on the streets (75% men), push more women to die of heart disease (62% men), cancer (58% men) and the ultimate sign of equality – fix the average life expectancy gender differential.

     

    So let’s do it ladies! Let’s pull up our sleeves and demand 100% equality of outcome! These men have had it too good for too long.

  • Wednesday Morning Sloopy is Sleeping-In Links

    With most of Houston shut down due to freakishly cold weather pussyitis, Sloopy decided to get some extra sleep leaving me to provide you with the links.  To be fair, everyone drives like an asshole in Houston  when there isn’t ice on the road.  I have been rear-ended twice in a span of less than two months.

    And now…for the links!

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Here’s a song my daughters insist on listening to every time we get into a car.

     

    Ya’ll enjoy the rest of your day, I’m going to curl up in my bed and refuse to come out until the temperature is back above 30.