Author: Banjos

Vacation time is almost over and by over I mean traveling back home from the in-law’s. Hopefully sloopy and I can get one night out together before we leave.

 

Let me see what news I can dig up for you today.

 

May finally be the end for Sears and KMart.  They’ll be going to department store heaven with Montgomery Ward.

 

 

Michael Cohen denies having ever been to Prague after McClatchy’s report of a cell signal putting him there at the time of the alleged Russian meeting.

 

 

The new season of Trump! might be even more lit than the last!  I didn’t think anything would happen with that storyline.

 

 

I have to say it’s amusing that no one seems to care that the government is still shutdown and probably will be for awhile.  While Obama’s admin dramatized the hell out of a partial shutdown, it’s not even noticeable under Trump’s.

 

 

After getting owned by Trump’s unexpected trip to Iraq, the left wing media doubled down on their TDS and criticized the troops and Trump for him signing their MAGA hats.

 

 

 

Damn the news is slow, I’m going to have to end this shorter than usual.  That’s all I got today.  I’ll leave you with a song and then move on with my day.

Not a lot of news happens during this time of year, everyone who makes news is on vacation.

 

Except for Trump who took a surprise trip to Iraq.  With timing of gold, while he was there, the usual suspects were caterwauling about him never vising the troops.  Then proclaimed that he only went there due to pressure from them despite that is takes weeks to plan these trips, this elicited a nice bitch slap from Brit Hume.

 

In addition to Trump’s visit humiliating the TDS left, so did the stock market which had the largest one-day gain of 1,086 points.

 

 

Police have a video of Kevin Spacey sexually assaulting a teenager.  Glibertarians has exclusive footage of the aftermath of another alleged assault.

 

Always good to wait for all the facts to come out before outraging.

 

 

Trump already planning for victory.

 

 

 

Thieves confronted by 6 good men with guns after attempting to steal tools.

 

 

New York City goes six days without a murder.

 

I actually want Kamala Harris to be the candidate solely to see her publicly ripped to shreds over her nasty prosecutorial record.  This is a nice start.

 

That’s all I got for today.  I’ll leave you with a song and move along.

I hope your Christmas was as enjoyable as mine and I hope you got everything you wanted or at least were given a gift receipt.

 

Hard to follow the news when you’re busy playing with your three young children who are in a state of mania, but I’ll see what I can dig up for you.

 

For those battling whether or not we are on the verge of a recession due to the massive stock market correction, put this bit of news in the “not” column.

 

I feel bad for journalist’s families and that’s about it.  Maybe they should be doing what these condescending cunts told the coal miners to do and learn how to code.

 

 

Willie Sutton robbed banks because that’s where the money is and pedophiles work for Disney because, well you know.

 

Man shoots own dog out of fear it would attack young children while at a park.

 

Smallest premature baby to ever survive now 4 years old.

 

New York Times celebrates a terrorist organization.

 

Trump not backing down.

 

That’s all I got for today.  I’ll leave you with my middle child’s favorite song.

I’m at my in-law’s and don’t have access to my usual computer setup, so these links might be shorter than usual.

 

First rule of being a bad guy, don’t set people up for action movie lines.

 

The fact that they narrowed it down and still came up with a large egregious list tells you how bad the media has become (not to say they were not horrible before, but they’re not even trying anymore).

 

Trump trying to stop the stock market correction.

 

I know, thank Christ.

 

 

I know, thank Aqua Buddha.

 

How can you NOT love the man?

 

That’s all I got for today, I’ll leave you with a song and skedaddle.

 

I have a long day ahead of packing, cleaning, and vacationing.  1100 miles in a car with three young children and my step daughter’s dog.  Wish me luck.

 

Whoever had “delayed indefinitely with regular updates as to how Flynn has been assisting with other cases” wins the what will have happened to Flynn during his sentencing hearing contest.  What happened yesterday is dependent on who you are.  If you have TDS, it was revealed yesterday that Flynn committed super treason, if you’re more logical it was revealed that the judge was highly skeptical of the charges and Flynn’s plea and repeatedly tried to get him to withdraw his plea, probing special counsel as to why he was taking the plea and discovering that he too would have been charged with a worse FARA charge specifically related to Turkey.

 

It was also revealed during Comey’s second round of testimony that he’s a fucking moron.  How the hell was this man in charge of the FBI?

 

Usually I’m horrified by bipartisanship, but this I can support.

 

Trump starts to back down on his threat to shutdown the government over wall funding and the US pledged over 10 billion in aid to Mexico and Central America for general aid and assistance with securing Mexico’s northern border.  He’s looking underneath every cushion in every couch in the White House to find change to help fund the thing.  Needless to say, his base is not happy.

 

 

Just a reminder that 21 year old Kylie Jenner is worth $900,000,000, ya losers.

 

DNA making is easier for detectives to solve cold cases.

 

That’s all I got for today, I have a long day ahead of me.  I won’t forget to leave you with a song.

Good morning Glibs, I’m just one and half days from hitting the road.  Hope your vacations are as near as mine.

 

 

After much speculation, Mueller finally releases the original 302 for Flynn’s interview after being ordered to by Judge Sullivan. It was under seal this whole time.  This morning is Flynn’s sentencing day.  Will he actually be sentenced only to be pardoned by Trump?  Will the case be thrown out?  Whatever happens will be a big fucking deal.

 

Please don’t let a libertarian girl down, fail like I know you have it in you!

 

 

 

 

Good news Michelangelo!  A federal judge ruled New York’s ban on nunchucks unconstitutional.

 

Jenna Jameson on Keto.  Wait am I stealing Q Continuum shtick?

 

Here are the most corrupt congressmen of 2018 according to a watchdog group.

 

Polar vortex!

 

Roger Stone spreading lies on Infowars?  Why I never!

 

 

That’s all I got for today, before I leave I’ll give you a song as tradition dictates.

I am three and half days from vacation time even though mentally I’m already there.

 

 

After failing to produce the original 302 from Flynn’s first interview, many are speculating as to why.  Whatever happened to it, it does not bode well for Mueller considering who the judge is.  We’ll have to wait until Tuesday to find out what happens next.  The suspense is terrible, I hope it will last.

 

The real news here is we finally know their weakness.

 

 

Democrats mad, vow to get those dastardly Republican villains.

 

A split legislature is even more beautiful than I imagined.

 

Economic DOOM AND GLOOM!

 

You had me at “collapses” and “Santa Dangles”.

 

 

Comey is back to testify again.

 

 

A video of almost two years of the media declaring the end for Trump.

 

 

That’s all I for today, here’s a song for ya’ll.

Good morning Glibs and Gliberettes, Happy Friday!

 

 

All knives are out for Bad Orange Man, he’s bad, so there has to be a crime somewhere, just have to keep searching.

 

Meanwhile in Clintonville, former federal investigators who run a firm specializing in the audit of charities, testified yesterday that they believe the Clinton Foundation wasn’t being ran as a charity and more as a “closely held family partnership”.  They also verified that there is an active FBI investigation into the charity.  This is the only article I could find about yesterday’s testimony that I watched live.  Our media is fucking evil.

 

Senate votes to end support for Yemen war.

 

Fascists gonna fascist.

 

I need a new hobby, reading the news for you is just making me depressed and making me want to buy more guns.

 

That’s all I got for today, I need to do things that’ll make me happy, like listening to this song.   And this gif.

 

Day 5 and I’m still horribly stuffed up and drug reliant, but slept through the night.

 

Today in Birthdays we have 1st US Chief Justice, John Jay and Crooner Frank Sinatra.

 

ISIS terror attack in Strasbourg.  Media claims that the US is downplaying a rise in ISIS activity.

 

 

Huawei executive posts $7.4 million in bail and gives up passports ahead of extradition to the US for alleged Iran sanction violations.

 

Pelosi near making deal with Democrats for party leadership term limits, a huge sacrifice for such a young vibrant woman.

 

The Daily Caller doing some decent trolling.

 

And now the fun begins as the truth starts to trickle out.

 

 

Well, no shit. That would be a disaster.

 

 

This is one of those situations where both the right and the left see what they want to see and both declare a win.  What a time to be alive.

 

 

That’s all I got for now, here’s a song to start your day off right.

Day 4 of the cold that won’t fuck off.

 

 

Today is birthdays we have George Mason, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, gold digger John Kerry, and actress Teri

Garr.

 

 

Trump to meet with Democrats about border wall/ government shutdown.

 

 

 

DOJ requesting to keep reason for raid on Clinton Foundation whistle blower a secret.

 

 

Steph Curry doesn’t believe in the moon landing.

 

 

When will ya’ll figure out that he does this shit on purpose so it gains more traction and exposure?

 

 

CNN writing masturbatory wish casting articles for its increasingly stupid base.

 

 

Possible plea deal in case against alleged Russian agent.

 

 

That’s all I got for today.  I’m off to get my girls out the door and me to DayQuil.  I’ll leave you a song for the day.