Howdy, howdy. I hope everyone is enjoying the WAWR post. Today it was “Desigining Great Azure Solutions” by M$. Gotta keep up with the certifications for one more cycle and then I can hopefully retire to management where I won’t be the type who says “the way we used to do it is…”. The good news is, I didn’t make any major mistakes with the way I did the one that got me the experience. The bad news is, I still have to pass stupid M$ tests. On the homefront, I got the makings for a NYE barbecue. 7.5lb of brisket, 2 racks of baby back ribs, 2 sausages. I will be doing black-eyed peas instead of the more traditional (to the Texas barbecue I will be cooking) pinto beans. Holy meat coma, Batman.

Jezebel writers gather in FL near me. (I’m goin’ to hell for that one)

Its crazy how the world has changed. A tour bus full of Vietnamese tourists was bombed in Egypt. I’m glad I got to see it when I did, although all too briefly. My driver for one excursion was a Coptic Christian. He had an interesting take on things (in 2010). My favorite part was when we were driving back to the hotel, there was a big rally?protest? I asked him what was going on, he says, “Oh that’s a thing for Mubarak. Even if he steps down, it’ll just be his son who takes over.” I said deadpan, “yeah, we never have sons take over for their fathers in America.” He laughed his ass off at that.

Well, the bad news is Florida Woman will be leading the House panel on climate change. The good news is, I can be certain that Citizen’s Insurance (insurer of last resort in FL, and my insurer) will have the full faith and credit of the HoR.

Trump’s EPA moves to lower American IQs.

Let’s see if I can get you an actual music video today.