Coming Attractions & The Ever Popular Saturday Night Open Post

Happy Last Weekend of 2018, Glibs! (LAST weekend, not LOST weekend. YMMV.)

I was super happy to check in on Kiva.org today and see that the tiny Glibertarians Lending Team has now made 20 loans! This has directly changed the lives of 20 entrepreneurs, their families and communities. Do join us in the New Year, if you are so led. It is always a reality check for me to see how little money it takes to make an impact in many nations around the world. I feel very fortunate that–until I win the lottery–I am able to make small loans and still do something of significance to promote capitalist success for other small business owners. Hmm…maybe I’ll say I’m in international finance next time I’m asked what I do.

Anyway! What will the next week bring here on the site? Let’s see.

As ever, links by OMWC, Banjos (I think Sloopy might be permanently MIA), Brett L, various cryptids and, perhaps, random stand-ins.

Tomorrow we have the I Fucking Love Astrology forecast from Not Adahn, and no spoilers, but I’m glad we are having an intimate NYE dinner party where all guests are personally known to us. Nephilium continues your brewing education with a bitter post. Monday, PieInTheSky has another installment of Pie Ponders, and I’m gracing you with a New Year’s Eve Open Post in case you don’t have Real Life friends and want to just drink and hang out here as we toss out the old and ring in the new.

Tuesday, January 1, 2019(!), Lackadaisical gets you in the proper Glibertarian mood to begin the year with an enlightening, first-person post on the US immigration system. In the evening, OMWC is back with a special Jewsday! Wednesday, we’re hopeful that there might be a dispatch from SugarFree, and there will definitely be an evening poll from yours truly.

Fourscore stops by on Thursday with some honeyed words, and on Friday, Animal brings you lesson 3 in your six-gun history education. Saturday, of course, mexicansharpshooter will be back with another review/not a review.

And as always, the more voices that are heard on Glibertarians.com, the better for all of us and liberty. So, if you’ve been thinking about writing an article on even the most esoteric of topics, please do! Join the Contributing Writers page. Learn more here.

 

The Saturday Night Open Post starts now! Have a good one, Glibs.

Comments

163 responses to “Coming Attractions & The Ever Popular Saturday Night Open Post”

  1. Tres Cool

    It’s gonna bring doom, despair, and agony on me!

      1. Rebel Scum

        (tall girls)

        Thought you liked wide girls.

        1. Tres Cool

          +300lbs of LuLu Roman

        2. He likes wide cans *and* tall cans.

          1. Chipping Pioneer

            ¡Ole!

            Awesome.

          1. Chipping Pioneer

            ¡Ole!

          2. Q: How do bullfighters keep their skin so young?
            A: They use Oil of ¡Olé!

          3. Spudalicious

            That was special.

    1. MikeS

      Wooooaaaa!

    2. egould310

      That was always a great bit. That was a great show. I wasn’t into country music as a kid, but i was into Hee Haw. Funny, music, sexy hillbilly chicks. ???

    1. Count Potato

      Isn’t a CZ basically a Sig “clone”?

      1. A CZ is a Czech Republic.

        1. Chipping Pioneer

          Currently CAN 3 CZE 1

          1. Rhywun

            Just 3 4?

          2. Chipping Pioneer

            We have an underwhelming team this year.

          3. Rufus the Monocled

            I didn’t like what they did in the Denmark game.

            At around 8 or 9 nothing, Hunter should have told them to slow down.

            Unless GD is a tiebreaker, then that’s on the IIHF.

          4. Chipping Pioneer

            GD is a tiebreaker. But lay low on the cellys, kids.

          5. I wonder if he means “goal difference”… or that other well-known word.

          6. Rufus the Monocled

            Then they have no choice because if they don’t, someone else will. As it turns out no one did.

            Sucks but whaddya gonna do?

            The Russians look hulking and fast. The Americans are now a regular power and sound like the favourites again. I haven’t followed all that much but this Team Canada team has no star power from what I can see.

          7. Rhywun

            I doubt Canada is going to need a tiebreaker to make it past the group stage.

          8. Rhywun

            I’m following it and the Americans don’t look any better than Canada.

          9. Rufus the Monocled

            Ah. I think one of the guys on TSN was saying Team USA had a better team. I could be wrong.

            Then it sounds like this thing is up for grabs.

            I forgot Canada has Lafreniere. He’s supposed to be a good one.

          10. Rufus the Monocled

            That should be a penalty according to IIHF rules. Canada escaped one there.

            You’re watching the Czech-Can game?

          11. Rhywun

            cellys

            I had to look that up.

            Hockey is nothing in that regard compared to… every other team sport.

          12. Rhywun

            And… Sweden walking all over the US as I kind of expected.

          13. Count Potato

            How did you guys turn a conversation about steel nines into soccer?

          14. Fuck you, that’s how?

          15. Rhywun

            Ice soccer.

          16. Count Potato

            “Fuck you, that’s how?”

            You need to take it down a notch.

          17. Galt1138

            Is that the name of a STAR WARS droid?

        2. MikeS

          +1 Czechia

  2. Rebel Scum

    Since Tres is abdicating, hit that theme music.

    1. Tres Cool

      I was gonna drop a GIANT SUPER HAPPY FUNTIME SATURDAY SAMPLE SESSION!
      But it’s self-explanatory when Raekwon robs from Phil Collins to make a hook for THIS .

      NSFW “urban” lyrics

    2. Rhywun

      I always liked Weezer better anyway.

    1. Chipping Pioneer

      My bunk. Where I will be.

          1. egould310

            There She (originally) Goes https://youtu.be/wpEUNFUWd74

          2. egould310

            She Don’t Know Why I’m Here https://youtu.be/EzegbWsVH_k

          3. Rebel Scum

            I’m reminded of that Natalie Imbruglia song that was a good cover but the original was terrible, not that this original is terrible. It is fine, and it makes sense with a guy singing about a girl.

          4. Count Potato

            That’s SugarFree’s favorite song.

          5. Count Potato

            I love Dolly like her goddaughter.

        1. Rhywun

          Wow. I… don’t remember that. … Oh, I was living in Germany then. Pop culture crap that happened while I was away seems like from an alternate universe.

  3. Chipping Pioneer

    WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LINKS?

    1. Chipping Pioneer

      Oh there they are.

      1. Chipping Pioneer

        THEY’RE GONE AGAIN!!!

        1. egould310

          Tou may be time traveling, bro. Unplug the flux capacitor.

  4. MikeS

    _ I S H
    L _ _ _

    FISH LOVE?

    1. Rebel Scum

      So you’re saying you’re a gay fish?

    2. You can buy another vowel for $250.

  5. pistoffnick

    My neighbor taught me how to make brioche and Swedish Rye bread this afternoon. We haven’t tucked in to the rye yet, but the brioche slathered with butter is very good.

    I am not doing so hot with the whole low carb thing this week.

    1. commodious spittoon

      I think you need to check your bread privilege, asshole. Baking Swedish rye is culturally insensitive, and “brioche” is harmfully close to “bro,” which is toxic.

    2. Spudalicious

      Brioche done right is bread of the gods. Lobster roll in a toasted brioche bun, thick juicy burger set up on a fresh brioche bun, French toast, you name it.

      1. Chipping Pioneer

        Qu’ils mangent de la brioche, et de l’homard.

        1. Count Potato

          Que?

    3. My neighbor taught me…tucked in…slathered with butter.

      Go on.

      1. pistoffnick

        +1 Last Tango in Paris

      2. Spudalicious

        Hyperbole can has the food kink.

    4. Rufus the Monocled

      These euphemisms keep evolving.

    5. Tres Cool

      You can do it!

      /<50g-carb/day since Aug 15th

    6. Count Potato

      Making good brioche isn’t easy. Kudos.

  6. Rufus the Monocled

    I don’t get Kiva.

    Then again, I don’t get much.

    1. Tres Cool

      Try working for once!

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Sounds like someone needs a new year’s resolution. ‘BE NICE TO RUFUS’.

        1. CPRM

          Rufus needs a new year’s resolution to ‘STFU and WORK!’ (sorry if dat was harsh, I’m naught usta bein mean, dontchaknow)

  7. Rebel Scum

    Hickok is a cat person. And I’m jealous of his cat (the first one). Both of mine have yellow eyes instead of that cold blue. Though I am not a fan of the long hair.

    1. Rebel Scum

      Weird. “Copy video url” grabbed it at t=3:49. Move it back to the beginning I guess.

      1. commodious spittoon

        Nah. Watching road rage clips.

        Why do so many Americans have dash cams? I thought that was a Russian thing.

        1. Because they don’t trust the pigs?

        2. pistoffnick

          I bought mine after I got run off the road by a cement truck

        3. Rebel Scum

          The first guy got passed by an Odyssey, cut off, and subsequently wrecked. I have experienced assholes* on the road, but never a mini-van that would do that while utilizing the shoulder.

          I thought that was a Russian thing.

          Me too. No link on hand, but I have seen some doozies where people throw themselves at cars in attempts to gain “evidence” to sue.

          *Primarily an unmarked statey that tailgated me until I had notched my speed up to 80 in a 65 in an attempt to create a buffer zone between our cars. I now coast when people tailgate me…then floor it when they finally try to just go around like they should have in the first place considering that I am usually already slightly over the suggested speed.

          1. Threedoor

            Ugg. Ditto. I drive a midrange truck. Nothing pisses me off more than when I’m doing two over the limit and some jerk tailgates me for miles then passes me to go below the limit.

  8. juris imprudent

    I think Sloopy might be permanently MIA

    Navigating SoCal freeways just seems like forever.

    1. Count Potato

      Isn’t he in Houston? Not that their traffic isn’t terrible.

    2. Tres Cool

      Cause you’re going to Reseda? Everyone is going to Reseda.

      You’re Cadillac breathes 400 horses across blue lines….

    3. Galt1138

      Man, you ain’t kidding. For 4 years I had a 70 mile commute – one way – on SoCal freeways. How shall I put it? It sucked.

  9. Brochettaward
    1. MikeS

      Yes. They are.

    2. Spudalicious

      OMWC?

    3. Count Potato

      Hard pass.

  10. Rebel Scum

    Ginger gets TRIGGERED by Trump Supporter at Vape Shop

    I usually have a different thing in mind when I think of a ginger snap.

    1. commodious spittoon

      All I’m going to say about this… is that the person involved was right to do the thing that person did. And while it may not have been what I’d do, you would be entirely within your rights to do what this person did.

      1. Tres Cool

        No, as I commented before, they’re both assholes that needed to be dragged into a public area for tarring/feathering.
        Fuck the employee for being a whiny bitch, and fuck the MAGA guy for turning it to 11.

        1. ruodberht

          Moral equivalence is a fallacy, not a valid argument form.

          1. Tres Cool

            In hindsight? Thats a fully stocked vape-appliance outlet it seems. And there’s only the 2 patrons (1 of color) and the “manager”.
            I’m calling BS on it.

          2. Rhywun

            That’s always a strong possibility.

        2. commodious spittoon

          Like Trump needs bad publicity. All publicity for Trump is bad. Hey, jackass, mail some fake pipebombs to a bunch of people, that’s sure to help Trump.

          1. Tres Cool

            Despite everyone screaming that they “were calling the cops”, there were never any police there.
            Fake af.

          2. commodious spittoon

            S/he-man from the game store was more convincingly masculine. S/he had some real rage. That laddie er excuse me lady had some balls.

      2. Rhywun

        I think I see what you did there.

        1. commodious spittoon

          What you see here isn’t necessarily what I’d do in that situation, but it’s entirely within my rights to have done it.

        2. Rebel Scum

          I did too. Both assholes but both within their rights. But I assert and will maintain that one asshole was worse than the other with that being the shop owner acting like a petulant toddler incapable of controlling his emotions, however misplaced and ill-informed they were. Of course, I could be biased in that I sometimes like to push peoples buttons, especially once I find out exactly where to press. So I’m an asshole too.

    2. MikeS

      Ginger snap

      *sensible chuckle*

      1. commodious spittoon

        I don’t get it.

        *stares out from under billows of coppery hair*

  11. CPRM

    I really wanted to make one final cartoon for 2018, but I was too damned exhausted after work today. The Hat and the Hair shall return in 2019!

    On a separate note, finally went in on vaping. 4 hrs smoke free, but when the beer started flowing I eventually needed some good ol burnt tabacky, but it’s a start.

    1. Rhywun

      I went back and forth for a week before I dumped cigs forever. Almost six months now.

      1. Tres Cool

        Keep on it buddy! You can do it!
        I’m still enslaved to nicotine lozenges, but not tobacco.

        1. Rhywun

          They’re so fucking expensive here I can’t see myself buying a pack of cigarettes again. Well, at least until my betters jack the taxes up even more.

          1. Rhywun

            (on vaping, that is)

      2. CPRM

        The real issue was getting used to the timing. I got a bit OD’d on nicotine on just the vape, trying to figure it out. That and it went from taking 120w to get a nice hit to 14w making me cough, their might be a hitch in my giddyup somewhere.

        1. Rhywun

          I’m using Juul and Myle – it’s just like smoking. No math involved.

          1. CPRM

            No math, just went with a higher end mod so I can adjust the hit, which is as important if not more to me than the nicotine.

        2. Count Potato

          I generally run 12.5 to 10W.

          1. CPRM

            For the first 2hrs or so it was taking 120w for a good hit, but then I was coughing at 14w. Just odd, I’ll find my sweet spot I suppose, that’s why I decided to go with a variable watt, to make sure I can get that hit. It’s definitely more satisfying than the Blu I tried 5 years ago.

  12. CPRM

    I might spin country music for a living, but This is Where My Jam Is At.

    1. Tres Cool

      You need to get on the Hank III train

      1. CPRM

        If I were going new country, I’d go Aaron Lewis, because he was the lead singer of StAiNd

        1. Tres Cool

          Try some Lucinda Willams and erase that StAin

          1. CPRM

            I loathe slow country songs. I just wish I could play some Wheeler Walker Jr. at work.

        2. Galt1138

          I can’t recommend Jason Isbell enough:

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXg5Ph3AWnY

          “I was riding on my mother’s hip
          She was shorter than the corn
          All the years I took from her
          Just by being born”

          Fucking great songwriter!

  13. Rebel Scum

    I don’t get the nuclear disarmament people any more than I get the general disarmament people. The technology exists and it is not going away. You can hope and change dream all you want, but people, and often bad people, will have access to ever technologically advancing weaponry. As such, it behooves every decent and peaceful person to be familiar with and know how to use modern tech weapons. ///JustAThoughtNotASermon

    1. Rhywun

      I agree and every country lies about their disarmament anyway.

      1. Tres Cool

        Why would you tell the truth?

    2. CPRM

      Mutually assured destruction lead to one of the most peaceful times in human history, sad but true.

      1. Tres Cool

        There never was tho. At least 60% of the US was expected to survive in a cold-war nuke strike, but Moscow and the Warsaw Pact would be obliterated.

        1. CPRM

          That’s what the government says. But they also say your labor belongs to them. Never know who to trust.

          1. Tres Cool

            Citation needed.

      2. Hyperion

        I was in NOVA a few days ago and we visited the National Air and Space Museum. Me and my son-in-law were standing on a walk way above the first floor and there were lots of planes on the floor below. I started paying more attention and noticed a huge gleaming metal hunk of a plane right below were I was standing. I started checking it out and noted there was a name written right above and behind the cockpit: Enola Gay.

        1. CPRM

          hehe, you said gay, hehe!

  14. Hyperion

    Wait, what? There was a Saturday Night Open Post? I was drinking cachaca and discussing world politics. Important stuff, you know. My daughter in law was trying to get me to eat endamana. And I was like, I’m not eating no nasty soy beans, that’s not even human food. And for like an hour, she’s arguing me that endamana is NOT soy beans. So, we men, serious as always are trying to do serious man like stuff, like drinking cachaca. And then my SIL finally pulls out his phone and goes ‘Hyperion is right, it’s soy beans, green soy beans’. Sadness and dejection ensued among the women folk and so I made a joke and we went back to drinking cachaca and now beer also. Harmony was restored. Until the next estrogen imbalance strikes the universe.

    1. Akira

      I think soybeans can be good if cooked right.

      Just tonight, I made some rough approximation of mapo tofu, and I added two diced habeneros as well as a glug of some Jolokia-containing hot sauce that I picked up at Jungle Jim’s Weekend of Fire (a hot sauce convention). I eat a ton of super-hot food, but that made me sweat.

      1. Akira

        I think soybeans can be good if cooked right.

        Soy-derived products, I should say. But one thing that is unequivocally nasty is any kind of fake meat. The only way I can tolerate fake meat is in my mom’s chili (she’s vegetarian) and even then, I still miss when she used to make it with meat.

  15. Heroic Mulatto

    I just logged in to say that CPRM is the Cytotoxic of food.

    That is all.

    1. CPRM

      Wait, are you saying my food lives in my mom’s basement?

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        No, I’m saying your food wants to kill all Muslims.

        1. CPRM

          Which food is this? I haz confuse!

  16. hayeksplosives

    OU was making a decent attempt at a comeback but I think their time has run out.

    Sigh. Another Clemson v Alabama championship game looms. My interest is nil from here on out.

    1. Lachowsky

      Georgia would have made a much better showing than either ND or the Sooners.

      The sooners tried, but there lack of a defense game them no shot. The only way they could have made a game of it was to turn Bama over a few times. They didnt not.

    2. CPRM

      Even when I was in college and was friends with guys on the college football team that barely made it exciting enough to watch. I really don’t get people’s interest in college ball. The talent level in the NFL is even getting depressing.

    3. one true athena

      As the spouse said right before I logged on, “Another who cares bowl.”

      1. CPRM

        you gonna pass that bowl or what?! (CPRM The College Years)

    4. Spudalicious

      That game was more boring than the previous one.

  17. CPRM

    C’mon, I’ve been up since 4am central, and yall are all asleep?!

  18. Gustave Lytton

    Dumbass of the day is the cop directing traffic at a traffic accident tonight. Accident took out the lights at a four way. The cop is standing in his tactical approved dark uniform, no reflective vest or clothing, directing traffic with his pocket flashlight. Without a traffic wand on it. Thanks to the excessively blinding LED flashers of his car and the fire trucks, along with his brilliant choices, he was almost completely invisible in the pouring rain. Good job genius.

    It just kills me that cops whine about how dangerous being exposed to traffic is (and it really is), yet do the opposite of the sort of thing that would mitigate that danger.

    The other day two motorcycle cops had their flashers on while parked on the side of the freeway during morning commute. They didn’t have anyone pulled over. My guess is they were enforcing the move over law. Which was enacted to protect them while they were doing necessary work. In this case, they were voluntarily and unnecessarily causing the very hazard that the law was trying to avoid. And at the cost of funneling commute traffic down to one lane and inconveniencing the general public. Assholes.

    1. CPRM

      Cops are So Good.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        /forgets everything and stares at screen

        1. CPRM

          That’s right, the hook will catch the wire. (my calming phrase from the forgotten Tom Selleck movie FOLKS)

    2. Lackadaisical

      And at the cost of funneling commute traffic down to one lane and inconveniencing the general public. Assholes.

      Heh. Jut got back from a conference of structural engineers.

      One of the topics was a presenter advocating for less frequent inspections because the chance of the bridge failing and killing someone was much less than the chance of someone dying due to an accident cause by the additional traffic generated by closing lanes on bridges. Basically the cops are indirectly contributing to deaths doing such stunts (not to mention environmental and economic losses).

    1. Chafed

      That’s how to close on a high note.

    2. prolefeed

      2, 27, 35

  19. Galt1138

    Hi Glibs!

    As usual, I’m coming to these posts late (it’s now Sunday night on the left coast).

    Anyway, I just want to let all you magnificent bastards know how much I appreciate you, and your orphans. I love the content on this site, the great comments, and Qs links. I wish I could frequent the site more often, and maybe one day I’ll get up off my ass and submit some content.
    Perhaps it’s the bourbon barrel oaked Arrogant Bastard I’m enjoying. But, I just want to wish all of you and your families happy holidays, and send wishes for a kick ass 2019. Cheers!