I just have to say, I never in a million years would have thought I’d hear myself saying, “Woohoo! We’ve got Tony Romo today!” He is so far and away the best NFL commentator, I feel sorry for all those who aren’t him.
Anyway! As expected, super slow day here. So, have an Open Post.
Back to the game, which does not have Tony Romo. Cheers!
Gender Neutral Santa?! ///subtlehotness
Just saw the story on the outrage mob concerning the Louis CK, Chris Rock, Seinfeld bit. Same deal with the Sargon and Patreon shitshow. Nobody cares about context. The only consideration is whether you used the word or not*. People like Tim Pool, Seinfeld and Joe Rogan are coming to the defense of those being attacked by the mob, but also take pains to explain they wouldn’t ever use the word or that the way it was used wasn’t articulate. The mob will always go after the low hanging fruit. If it’s a subtle point being made, the mob can attack because the normies won’t take the time to hear the whole story. They just hear the word and think, “Yeah, you can’t say that.” Well, if you can’t say it, you’ve already lost. Was Sargon inarticulate or “clunky” as Rogan put it? I don’t think so given how it triggered exactly the response that it did.
*Certain restrictions apply. Does destroying the person benefit us?
Seinfeld said a naughty word?/ Working schlub
Should’ve linked it.
Oh, comedians discussing how a word can be used for humor. Oh.
Sorry OUTRA…I can’t even. And I’ve beaten men for using that word, but in this context…
FFS who has time for this shit
Enough people that they can really damage people’s income.
So people without income?
There are a lot of people the used Patreon that have lost a decent chunk of change. Can’t wait till they establish a new payment system.
A new payment system will be difficult because it’s almost impossible to set one up separate from the major banks and credit companies.
Sure does sound like Pay pal and the credit companies are the ones pulling the strings. Crypto or some other solution will pop up. At least I hope so.
Find a new platform!
Don’t something something in crazy.
I mean, I think she’d be fun to hang out with, have a few drinks with, talk shit about progs with. But I ain’t touching that with your dick.
But I ain’t touching that with your dick.
It’s cool. I’d prefer you not be there. Like voting, I’d do her early and often.
And then leave and go have a beer and some lunch.
One of my favorites is the video she did with Blaire White asking people which one of them was trans, and most of them picked Jaclyn.
You really seem to dig trans chicks. Not that I’m judging, but I’m judging.
Why do you hate America?
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bi7gNdADGhO/
I don’t, I’m just saying, you seem a bit too preoccupied with the idea. This is a safe space, you can be honest with us.
I find that result plausible before “Blaire” got all his work done. He looks awful now.
Go back to Saudi Arabia.
My wife, a born and raised cowboys fan (her grandfather runs the clock for them), hated Romo as a player, but has come around to like him as a commentator. If you listen closely to him, he drops a knowledge bomb once per drive. He’s talking to the people who know football.
Ill admit that I prefer Aikman, though.
We were with you right to the end. Aikman?!
Nostalgia factor looms large here. He was my favorite when I was a little kid. I also met him during law school, and he was very gracious.
Yeah, he’s a bit of a limp fish.
Chris collinsworth is the debil
He was pretty funny when he started on HBO. I haven’t seen him recently, but he’s not bad on Sunday Night Football.
When my nephews, sister, and brother-in-law were grabbing lunch before the movie, my nephews were confused by all the cheering and yelling that was happening. The Browns were playing, and this is the first season in their lives that the Browns have been interesting to watch.
You prefer Aikman? Seriously?
Romo. From Wisconsin. Grew up idolizing Favre. If he had played for any team other than the Cowboys I would have liked him.
Ill admit that I prefer Aikman, though.
It’s sad, the effects that chewing on paint chips can have on the human brain.
My New Year’s resolution is to be more understanding and patient with you.
HEY, I chew on paint chips and I don’t like Troy Aikman, stop dehumanizing paintesexuals!
I remember when John McEnroe started commenting on tennis. I hated him as a player, but as a commenter, he was about a full standard deviation better than the others.
You can’t quit because I am firing you.
President Donald Trump has requested that Secretary of Defense James Mattis step down two months earlier than expected, according to a tweet Trump sent Sunday morning.
Trump noted that he was “removing” Mattis, and that Mattis would be replaced — immediately — by Deputy Secretary of Defense Patrick M. Shanahan.
“I am pleased to announce that our very talented Deputy Secretary of Defense, Patrick Shanahan, will assume the title of Acting Secretary of Defense starting January 1, 2019. Patrick has a long list of accomplishments while serving as Deputy, & previously Boeing. He will be great!” the president tweeted.
The move was unexpected; in his resignation letter issued late last week, Mattis was clear that he would stay on until the end of February and, at the time, it appeared Trump agreed to the timeline. When Trump announced Mattis’ departure on Twitter, he made specific reference to February 28 as Mattis’s last day.
Trying to win the San Francisco vote?
Good riddance I say. If you quit because you have to stop sending our boys (and girls) into harm’s way, then don’t let the door hit you on your way out.
Sorry but this is Trump being petulant. Mattis did the right thing resigning. He was staying for two more months because of high level NATO meetings during those months. Trump dismissing Mattis is childish.
If you believe those reports, then you also have to believe Trump just now learned (from Turkey, not his own advisors) that ISIS is 99% defeated. Even if you buy the mainstream news (first time in my whole life I’ve used that term, makes me feel sad) story, it means Trump’s advisers had not told him ISIS was virtually defeated.
In other words, vintage Trump. My number one gripe. I agree with a lot of his opinions and wanting to get them out but damn, quit being such a dick about it.
Exactly.
Plot twist: Mattis was fired the whole time!
The “Hampture” project, “the scientific pursuit of underwater hamster objectivism,” has resumed.
My sister had hamsters, they escaped a mated with the mice (don’t talk to me bou yer fake gene etics!) and were a real problem.
Damn rat fuckers!
I was expecting the link to be to a government grant.
I’m glad we have a new post. The beer post was starting to go rancid.
You’re really a demanding diva. If the old man hadn’t vouched for you…well we believe in the NAP, so nothing, but we’d all be thinking!
You know what your first mistake was?
Hitler?
Eating that gas station burrito?
Giving up pills?
Getting involved in a land war in Asia?
Skunky, even.
And stale. Nobody like stale beer post.
Oh, bottle it up, will ya?
Stick a cork in it, brah.
The History of the Second Amendment
RACISMS!
It’s been a good watch, thanks for the vid!
Our cable is out. Can someone tell me who’s in first place in the AFC North?
The RoughRiders?
I wasn’t talking about the Lingerie League.
I thought that was the league the Ravens were in?
Then why you talkin bout the AFC?
He’s sun-downing.
Walter For President
Oh, I thought you were going for Walter. Based on the great John Milius.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07wuZ3EWMAA
Getting Dressed in WW1 – VAD Nurse
Informative, but I’d rather see her getting undressed.
A good looking woman in sweatpants is still hotter.
A good looking woman in
sweatpantsscrubs is still hotter.well, scrubs let you know she has income, so see, that’s sexist.
Couple thoughts:
1. I hope he’s sincere and isn’t just saying this to make his CinC happy
2. I’m very surprised that WaPo published it. (but it’s a link to my local rag, so no WaPo TW)
We succeeded in Syria. Now it’s time to leave [Ret. Lt. Gen. Kellogg, national security adviser to VPOTUS]
Sounds like a racist Nazi to me.
I didn’t know the VP has a separate National Security Adviser.
I thought that was odd, too. But hey, what’s another $150k of taxpayer paid salary?
Girls won’t get dolls after ‘Shark Tank’ company fails to deliver
Homestead, Fla. couple Angelica and Jason Sweeting said they started Naturally Perfect Dolls in 2015 following a heartbreaking episode when their weeping daughter told them, “I’ll never be beautiful. I need yellow hair and white skin, so that way I’ll be beautiful.”
1. Calling bullshit on the daughter comment.
2. Since when is there no diversity in dolls at toy stores? The last two dolls my daughter has bought were black. I recall seeing a diverse range of dolls at the store
Cutting edge diversity from the 70 or 80s
My daughter, white as can be, has one of those absurdly expensive American Girl dolls. She takes that thing with her everywhere she goes. It’s an American Indian girl.
OMG cultural appropriation!!!
I watch Shark Tank and I’d wish they’d do updates on the failures as much as they tout the successes like Scrub Daddy.
I’m really getting tired of this “looks like me!” nonsense. It’s dumb verging on evil in the wrong hands.
Naturally Perfect Dolls
Does that mean anatomically correct?
Glibmas https://imgur.com/gallery/3uN02sF
Merry glibmas from the lachowskys
Merry glibmas!
That’s lovely! Merry Christmas!
Merry glibmas cock wrench, I sleep now.
Merry Christmas!
I am deeply offended that you wished me a Merry Glibmas without bothering to ask if I celebrate Glibmas in the first place.
Asshole.
Happy Glibzaa?
Also, “Merry” is offensive to depressed people.
Problematic all the way around.
Merry Glibmas! Is that you front row on the left?
Merry Glibmas to you and yours!
Enjoy Glibmas with your family, Lach.
NIce happy family. Merry Glibmas to you and the loved ones. Have a good one!
Good lookin’ tribe, Lach. Merry Glibmas to all!
Merry glibmas
I got a lot of problems with you people!
Oh wait Festivus was yesterday. Never mind.
You dont want problem with us. We are mostly a bunch of financially successful rednecks that ain’t lost a shade of hue from the back of our necks. ?
Merry Christmas!!! Looks like a festive crew. Have fun.
I saw ‘The Nutcracker’ live today for the first time. Now I am all cultured ‘n shit. While I appreciate the technical skill, talent, and devotion to music/dance/etc it takes to produce such a show, it is just not my thing. I was uncomfortable the whole time. The theater was cramped and seating quite steep, which ran afoul of my fear of heights and my mild claustrophobia. Also, I think it could be improved by letting Michael Bay direct it.
Tchaikovsky with explosions and giant robots?
Yes. And Megan Fox in tight jeans.
Snarky Rand is my favorite Rand.
“Now they are mad because he is STOPPING two wars. How about you just admit you hate the President, love war and have been wrong for the last 20 years on every part of foreign policy? Consider that my Christmas present. You don’t have to get me anything else”
Awesome.
Rand for prez. If not that, I hope Rand has the ear of whoever is Prez.
BEST TIMELINE.
I saw this this the other day and I belive it to be true
#resist = #war
Take a good look at the resistance and every fucking one of them is pro war.
Merry Glibmas from Yusef,
Double merry russian hacking getting the fuck out of Syria glibmas to you too yusef Islam cat Steven’s cats in the cradle silver spoon america fuck yeah family hottie toddy.
We are playing like shit.
KC fan?
Yeup.
That was a shock, even with them playing in Seattle. Good thing for them Seattle’s kicker missed those FG’s, or it would’ve been over a lot quicker.
Well, they’re still in first, so there’s that.
Yeah, it’s not like she’s a Buffalo fan. *feh*
The Bills have been doing better as the season’s gone on. At one point, I thought they’d wind up 1-15.
Anyway, I like the Broncos, so my sympathy for Chiefs fans is obviously limited. If Mojeaux wasn’t such a polite commenter here, my response would have been… different.
My son called me a “meany-head” today, so I am apparently not that polite.
I hope that’s the worst thing he ever calls you. I think you’d be doing well in the Mom department if that’s the case.
Also, I’m not a parent, but even I know sometimes you have to be a meany-head.
I take great pride in being Mean Mommy.
Hot holiday babes!
http://archive.is/RBGe7
Very nice, 25, 27, 31 would be great to find by the Christmas/Festivus tree.
22 wants me to come over for coffee.
so who’s still here?
For a little bit more
Hawaii calling in.
Also, Romo is a first rate announcer.
Some late hangers on the East Coast.
Well, at least one, anyway.
Groundhog Day is on TV.
Ooh yeah, Ovation. Great movie.
Zing.
So I did have beer last night. One Kirin and one Sapporo. Meh.
Premium Malts has more body than those two.
In the end split a shashimi for 2 and got 2 extra pieces of nigiri on the side which I assume is something very unjapanese
Dude, I don’t really care how you eat it. If it tastes good, knock yourself out. Sashimi dipped by the corner only into a side plate of soy sauce mixed with wasabi is how I like it.
I am aware of that. I was just oversharing.
You know who else likes fish?
Also i am never sure if the wasabi we get is actually wasabi
SASHIMI FOR TWO
125,00 lei
390g
3pcs tuna , 3pcs shrimp sashimi, 3pcs salmon, 3pcs octopus, 3pcs sea bass, 3pcs butter fish, 3pcs cuttlefish, salmon caviar.
That is i think 3500 yen. A sapporo beer is 15 lei so 400 yen
Salmon roe (ikura) can be a bit dodgy. Fresh and it’s wonderful. Old and it tastes like a mermaid qweef.
How was the sushi?
The two nigiri one otoro and one unagi were pretty good. Although expensive compared to plain salmon.
Also is Paul in favor of the wall?
Is he drunk?