We’re just soooo excited. Tonight is Festivus Eve!!! I’ve got my list of grievances prepared and I’ve checked it twice. We set up our pole. I’ve been exercising like crazy so as not to embarrass myself at the Feats of Strength. And we’re preparing vegetarian meatloaf, which kills two birds with one stone (sorry, “feeds two birds with one scone”). It’s going to be a Festivus miracle tonight! Just to keep my idle hands busy until then… here’s some links. Yes, I’m doing these as an excuse to avoid packing chores.


 

Oh wait, first it’s the birthday list. And one anniversary of note- the Embargo Act of 1807, proof that even brilliant men get stupid ideas, and the stupid idea of restricting trade as a retaliatory measure never ends well. And this particular stupid idea has cropped up again and again, with always the same results. Actual birthdays include composer and Zappa influence Edgard VareseVladimir Fock, he of the eponymous Hartree-Fock self consistent field methods; ideal mom and fluent speaker of jive Barbara Billingsley; and Princess Bride expert Ted Cruz.

 


 

And now the news.

Team Blue handwringing over ending two of the numerous Bush-Obama wars continues apace. If we had done the right thing and elected Clinton, by god we’d be making our wars bigger, better, and more numerous! We would be preserving our national honor!

 

The free vacation for a small subset of Federal employees begins. And they will, of course, concentrate on things that will inconvenience people in the highest profile way as well as tell stories to tug at your heartstrings, assuming you have a heart and have zero memory of every other goddamn shutdown which ended with everyone getting a pile of back pay. At least this time, the news media are calling it a “partial shutdown,” so there’s been some progress.

 

Every asshole incident is racial. Welcome to 2018.

 

I’m not quite sure how I feel about this. But I will admit that the last 5 weeks have been entertaining and encouraging.

 

The Ginsburg Ghoul Watch continues. I’m already laying in a stock of popcorn.

 

This upsets me because it greatly narrows my window.

 

If the Postal Service collapses, where will psycho killers find useful employment?

 

Wait a minute, you mean the New York Times might be intellectually dishonest and transparently partisan? Where’s my fainting couch?

 

Europe once again teaches us that we need to be more like them in their notions of tolerance and sophistication.

 

More reasons why I didn’t bother deleting my account, I just… left.

 

One more example of how courts are constitution-free zones.


Old Guy Music today features a brilliantly talented friend of ours who is decidedly not old. The lyrics were particularly resonant with us this week. But we WILL get all the way to Arizona.