FAVORITE SWEATER!
STEVE SMITH FINISH CHRISTMAS SHOPPING. HIM GET BEST PRESENTS FOR FRIENDS. BY PRESENTS, MEAN RAPE. SO HIM RELAX AND LISTEN TO ONE OF FAVORITE CHRISTMAS ALBUMS.
GET YOU IN CHRISTMAS MOOD.
HIM GIVE FUNNY GLIBERTARIANS LINKS TO ENJOY. THAT ALMOST AS GOOD PRESENT. NOW STEVE SMITH GO AND SPREAD HOLIDAY CHEER. BY SPREAD HOLIDAY CHEER…
- STEVE SMITH NO LIKE AMATEURS. OFFER TO SHOW BRAZILIAN AMATEUR HOW IT DONE. BY SHOW, MEAN RAPE.
- STEVE SMITH SEE SENATOR WITH MOOBS KEEP EYE ON SERIOUS NATIONAL PROBLEMS.
- TRAIN PEOPLE MAKE LOTS OF MONEY? STEVE SMITH SHOCKED, HIM TELL YOU.
FREE CASCADIA1
Mind the ‘gap’.
Heh-heh
Godsmack was good for one album.
Is that Tres’ mother f*****g theme music?
Chaf Ed!
The salaries of some London Tube drivers have broken the £100,000 barrier – more than most airline pilots – despite their jobs getting easier as many now only have to open and close the doors.
Damn. Nice work if you can get it.
Seems legit.
These guys are pickers compared to the train “drivers” for BART in the Bay Area. They average over $125,000 as a base with sweet, sweet benefits, and can snag so much overtime that some make well over $200K. Every few years they strike for a couple days and the spineless Board just hands them another 18% raise.
They are surly and impolite, and seem to relish closing the train doors just as an elderly woman with heavy suitcases is trying to enter.
But the hard tasks they have justifies their executive-level pay. They have a button for stop, another for go, and one for door open/close. Why when they strike the management doesn’t just let them all go is beyond me, you could probably train anyone to replace them in less than an hour. But no, another raise, paid by we riders in higher fares, of course.
Easy. Because in the public sector, management and labor are on the same side. Against the taxpayer.
Bingo!
The BART janitors are in the comfortable 6 figures too, and yet there are feces everywhere.
Why in the fuck did I go to college? I can’t seem to find a good answer.
I ask myself the same thing as I drink myself to sleep every night.
Driving a vehicle where you can literally sleep and do the job is much more important than one where you literally sleep only 90% of the time. This is true
Bloke on the Range at the Morgartenschiessen 2018.
Morning garden shitter?
Sunday Night Giant Super Happy Fun-Time Sample Theater!
IN 1970, Gladys Knight and her Pips did this, “Queen of Tears”
But then, over 3 decades later, Ghostface, GZA, Raekwon, et al needed a hook, so they could make this. So they used it.
Whoa whoa,
Sup tres
HEY YUFUS!
Please make legit STEVE SMITH Christmas albums. I’d love to buy those great smash hits and share them with my family and friends.
I wonder what his singing is like.
Lot’s of grunting with thrusting sounds in the background.
So like James Brown.
SILENT NIGHT. RAPEY NIGHT.
That doesn’t sound very silent.
HAVE YOURSELF RAPEY LITTLE CHRISTMAS.
RUDOLPH RED NOSE RAPEDEER
SONG NUMBER ONE, BY ONE MEAN RAPE
GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER AND BY RUN OVER I MEAN RAPED AND BY REINDEER I MEAN STEVE SMITH
On topic:
This sounds like a job for STEVE SMITH.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-who-group-sex-men-13725618
One of the disturbing images that was found showed Foster with ‘paedo s***’ written on her bottom, a court heard.
Disturbing for the words, disturbing for the exposure, or disturbing because it’s that woman?
Disturbing because a tax wasn’t paid.
Mostly the spelling.
Ewwww. Would not.
Dude kinda looks like Keith Moon.
And by Keith Moon, you mean Keith Richards?
FREE CASCADIA1
What about Cascadia2?
Free dish washer detergent?
Now with more sheeting action.
And double the phosphates!
fun fact- when I have extra greasy/filthy clothes from a project (usually a coal boiler), I have a bottle of TSP next to my detergent. Couple tablespoons of that added to Gain gets stuff really clean…
Tres gets it ^^^
Get a giant box of Savogran at Home Depot.
Laundry, dishes, whatever. Phosphates get the job done.
“Savograns’ got Phosphates…It’s what
plantclothes crave”Godfrey Elfwick: Let’s admit that comedy is problematic
You know what’s sad? I had to do some looking to confirm this is satire. The world is that screwed up.
His ode to ‘Titania McGrath’ is even better.
I AM ANGERED AND WILL NOT CHECK IF SATIRE!
You know what’s even sadder? A picture-perfect satire of PC culture was banned from Twitter for being fake but accurate.
And what was that? *holding in OUTRAGE!*
‘The first time I saw that clip, I zipped myself into my portable isolation chamber and ate nothing but tinned pineapple until the fear subsided.’
This is known as getting Mulatto’d.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because fuck you, that’s why?
“am I being detained?”
It’s amazingly sad how many times and how long I’ve had to argue with my friends that white homeless dudes were less priveleged than Obama’s daughters. I wish I could be funny about it, but life and reality just keeps wanting to suck it out of me.
ergghhhh privileged*. I can’t read or spell.
Artificially stimulate your reproductive instinct with these scantly clad strumpets!
http://archive.is/ANci5
10 is THICC. 29 wins the crack whore award. 31 seems fun. 37 wins best in show.
12, 32, 38. Someone get 16 a sammich, stat.
All of them.
28 and 34.
I bet we could fix this by having the government spend more money.
Wow, I was right. brb, buying lotto tickets.
OPEN BORDERS!
To be fair, those little fucking bugs are a plague.
I’d heard about the “Mad Dogs and Englishmen” podcast at NRO before but only just realized that it’s a chance to hear Kevin Williamson almost every week. This one is a good discussion on urban vs rural outreach, etc.
*Smothers LT like a Politician* Thank you for support. Would you like my first born child? It’s yours! You are the best most wonderful most right thinking person…and your check cleared. Bye.
I got the email and patreon note…and DM….
Ok. So now I can say go fuck yourself and I still get the money 😉
Not sure…if I cancel before the end of the month.
Loved the woodchippering they gave that twat USA Today writer and hack click journalists like him.
Christmas trees in the Bay Area are scrawny this year because the usual suppliers are now leasing their land to pot farmers. I might need to reconsider my position on legalization.
We had a Christmas Tree heist here last week. Yeah, that’s a thing. Not everyone lives in a city. #Federalism
36 bucks for a high quality 7 foot Doug Fir at Costco in South City. I fucking love Costco.
My mom called on speaker yesterday. She found the supplier’s supplier. My dad sounded very irritated. They drove 2 hours to get a tree….. that was more expensive that the ones in the parking lot of Costco.
Há! I believe it. I also grabbed a 36 buck bottle of Red Breast 12 and some prime New York’s. God bless Costco.
Red Breast 12 for $36 is a steal.
Here’s a thought, lady. If you don’t want a priest condemning suicide at the funeral of a son who kills himself, then perhaps you shouldn’t be a member of a religion that believes suicide is sinful.
Yeah. I agree with the priest. Why is it a story? Did this lady not know the position the church has held for 2,000 years? That’s some shitty research.
Yes, but now it happened to her!
At least Detroit has agreed to alter Christianity in response!
On the other hand, when my dad died of MS his Lutheran pastor for some reason talked about porn at the funeral. That is inappropriate. Even if my dad had a porn addiction, that isn’t what killed him, but for some reason that’s what the pastor went on and on about. That was inappropriate.
Are you serious? That’s nuts!
That’s not to mention a few months later when we went to actually bury some of his ashes and the pastor used that to talk about how good Lutherans we were. We were all raised Catholic, only my dad was Lutheran.
Where’s Switzy?
Wait until it comes out that the son committed suicide because of his mom.
Are you going the porno he wanted to do his mom route, or the his mom just didn’t understand him route?
Mom didn’t understand catching him jerking to porno.
That’s not what pornos have led me to believe.
Mom didn’t understand him jerking to porno when he had her to do it for him.
“then perhaps you shouldn’t be a member of a religion that believes suicide is sinful”
I don’t think that’s the problem.
“”We understand that an unbearable situation was made even more difficult, and we are sorry,” the archdiocese said in a statement.
It said the priest will not be preaching at funerals for the foreseeable future, and “he will have all other homilies reviewed by a priest mentor.”
“In addition, he has agreed to pursue the assistance he needs in order to become a more effective minister in these difficult situations,” the archdiocese said.
“This assistance will involve getting help from professionals — on human, spiritual and pastoral levels — to probe how and why he failed to effectively address the grief of the family in crisis.””
Christ, what an asshole.
/Am I doing this right?
Maybe, if you’re not Catholic.
I’m not, but I’m fucking one!
?
Good job sending her to hell. Asshole.
So, what you’re saying is that she & I will be together forever?
Nice.
So, the went with commie pope instead of 2,000 years of tradition. I don’t mean to sound offensive, but fuck that.
They didn’t say he was wrong, just impolitic in his words. Kind of like talking about Xenu to someone who hasn’t reached OT III.
That cat’s out of the bag.
How is a suicide having a Catholic funeral anyway? I thought suicides couldn’t be buried with Catholic rites or in consecrated ground?
No idea. Seems like it might prevent this kind of shitshow.
The mental state of the deceased was always a consideration. Then there was a Papal decree in the 1980’s that suicide itself, regardless of the deceased state of mind, was no longer sufficient. A priest can still refuse, although the diocese will generally assign it to someone else willing unless there are extraordinary circumstances of the deceased being an unrepentant sinner. The main consideration is whether the ceremony would cause a scandal or otherwise harm the faithful. Even if a public funeral is denied (whether there is a body to be buried is irrelevant), it does not prohibit private masses for the soul of the deceased.
(Helping my daughter with Calculus) “Dad, how do you do problem #27?”
(Pages back in her Calc text book.) “Look, here is an example nearly similar to problem #27.”
“I know but how do I do it?”
She refuses to READ THE FUCKING BOOK!
Headstrong, just like her mother.
I suppose that is why I love them both, but still, would it hurt to RTFM?
Was in school from 4-27. Never looked at the books. Honor roll (the time discrepancy doesn’t have to do with smarts, but other things)
Not everyone is a sooper jeenius.
The books actually have good things to say for the rest of us.
All the idiots I know make more money than me, so this is true.
Nice
humblebrag, brah.Nice S Mike! (no, that one is no good)
Keep working on it, cartoon boy. I expect to get my money’s worth!
You’re a prossie nightmare.
I had to look up that word…then I LOL’d quite a bit.
Reading is for nerds, brah. O’Doyle Rules!
Drops banana peel on the road.
*drives car off cliff due to the banana peel, chants “O’Doyle Rules!” until the very end*
That’s like, reading the instructions.
“Lisa Rinna’s daughter Amelia Hamlin, 17, poses in patterned bikini on her Instagram”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6502545/Lisa-Rinnas-daughter-Amelia-Hamlin-17-poses-patterned-bikini-Instagram.html
Getting her Daily Mail career off to an early start – she’s a go-getter!
And who is Lisa Rinna?
She was on Melrose Place.
For anyone still hanging on in season five. (Not me.)
Yeah, no, that don’t help. That was on when I was young, but I wasn’t a woman or a…um…not straight (trying not to anger *some people*)
It was more popular than maybe you remember.
Wife of Perseus.
That was a strain.
That was a Titanic effort! Rhywun is Kraken puns.
So? Is it Poseidon you off?
We need to deep six this whole discussion.
Some chick with big lips.
“Emma Roberts showcases her stunning figure in gingham bikini as she tucks into a thriller read”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6502369/Emma-Roberts-showcases-stunning-figure-gingham-bikini-tucks-thriller-read.html
Open Gingham Style!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSfoF6MhgLA
+3.2 Billion Sexy Ladies
Psy is better looking than Roberts
/no homo
Someone I know is a train conductor for a Crown corporation. The good life.
FWIW: Best olive oils statistics 2018.
I’m gonna go seek out a Croatian olive oil.
https://bestoliveoils.com/statistics
None for Romania.
*Lights the Pieinthesky signal*
Great showing for the USA.
I wanted to bring back a bottle from California but they wanted $26 US. No thanks. Not without a tasting.
Where are the good spots in MTL for olive oil? I’ve been to the one in Jean Talon market, but that’s about it. We’ve got one in Ottawa that gets some food stuff, but I figure there must be somewhere even better in Montreal.
Not sure. I know that one at the J-T market. There used to be another one on Shamrock I think but that closed.
Montreal is a weird market. Nothing stays open for too long.
I just go to grocery stores that carry olive oils. I find Italian stores are the most impressive as they’ll carry oils from all over the place including Portugal and Spain. Depends on the store.
But for the most part, if you want Greek, you have to go to a Greek. If you want Tunisian you have to go to a Middle-Eastern place and so on.
And finding more specialty ones like from Croatia or Japan or even California is trickier.
The new largish by Brooklyn standards Middle Eastern supermarket that opened up across the street from me has an entire fucking wall of olive oils. No bacon, curiously….
I grew up around there in the sense my father had his tailor shop there. He’d take me and my brother every Sunday and we’d hang out. It was the place to be from the 60s to the early 90s. It was all open and cool. Now? It’s a bit too hipster douchey and all the old school farmers are just hanging on. Passage of time I guess.
The best olive oil I ever had I bought off a roadside farmer in rural Croatia as I was biking through the country. It was good enough to drink, unbelievable stuff. If you want some really good EVOO you shiu,d check out California Olive Ranch stuff, they sell it at Costco for very reasonable prices.
Yeah. It’s probably the same for most farmer’s markets.
Ooooohhhh…. It’s local, organic, and artisanal? My skinny jeans are all in a bunch!
Another random recommendation – been reading this webcomic off and on for a while. Funny and fairly emotional at the same time – even though I have no technical background. Highly recommended.
https://mollybeans.com/comic/bonus/
I like this Joe fellow. Seems like a good influence.
Even grandpa’s getting in on the action. https://mollybeans.com/comic/give-it-to-me/ (an elderly HM?)
Just saw a lady yelling at her 2 year old for wandering around in the parking lot at the grocery store. She ran up and grabbed him by the left arm and he whipped around and cracked her with a sharp right to the nose. Love that kid.
Na, kids should be fun, not a problem. Beat his
crackerniggerjap ass. Gotta learn the difference between fun and being a dick.Serves her right for letting a 2 year-old wander free in a freaking parking lot
No, the kid should beat her. She is the adult. Act like it.
This would never happen in New Caledonia.
Exactly, Tejicano.
Had this happen to me yesterday. Driving through one of those multi-level parking buildings. Getting close to the area where there are open places. A two-year-old, maybe five car-lengths ahead, runs out into the lane in front of me, then back. So I show down to a crawl. I get to where I can see the parents but no clue about where the kid is. Freaking breeders who leave their spawn’s life in the hands of the zods and whatever impulses happen to be running through the spawn’s mind.
“Why Sexism and Racism Never Diminish–Even When Everyone Becomes Less Sexist and Racist
The idea that concepts depend on their reference class isn’t new. A short basketball player is tall and a poor American is rich. One might have thought, however, that a blue dot is a blue dot. Blue can be defined by wavelength so unlike a relative concept like short or rich there is some objective reality behind blue even if the boundaries are vague. Nevertheless, in a thought-provoking new paper in Science the all-star team of Levari, Gilbert, Wilson, Sievers, Amodio and Wheatley show that what we identify as blue expands as the prevalence of blue decreases.
In the figure below, for example, the authors ask respondents to identify a dot as blue or purple. The figure on the left shows that as the objective shading increases from very purple to very blue more people identify the dot as blue, just as one would expect. (The initial and final 200 trials indicate that there is no tendency for changes over time.) In the figure at right, however, blue dots were made less prevalent in the final 200 trials and, after the decrease in the prevalence, the tendency to identify a dot as blue increases dramatically. In the decreasing prevalence condition on the right, a dot that previously was previously identified as blue only 25% of the time now becomes identified as blue 50% of the time! (Read upwards from the horizontal axis and compare the yellow and blue prediction lines).
Clever. But so what? What the authors then go on to show, however, is that the same phenomena happens with complex concepts for which we arguably would like to have a consistent and constant identification.
The paper also gives us a way of thinking more clearly about shifts in the Overton window. When strong sexism declines, for example, the Overton window shrinks on one end and expands on the other so that what was once not considered sexism at all (e.g. “men and women have different preferences which might explain job choice“) now becomes violently sexist.”
https://marginalrevolution.com/marginalrevolution/2018/06/sexism-racism-never-diminishes-even-everyone-becomes-less-sexist-racist.html
There’s a grievance industry – university departments, activist groups, government agencies like EOCC, and many politicians – whose profits depend on having a big racist/sexist enemy to fight. In order to maintain the profit and prestige of their positions, they have to constantly expand the definition of racism/sexism so that people will keep giving them money.
The fact these “betters” peddle petty nonsense stuff like “microaggressions” should ring bells in anyone’s head showing that they’re nothing but a bunch of social science-equivalents of the old traveling Snake Oil merchants.
This is true. Notice that SJW’s tend to focus on the most trivial of “offenses” — jokes, movies, music, comic books, etc., while ignoring more serious racist issues such as judicial prejudice, and implementation of drug and gun laws.
Yea, something that pisses me off is how they whine about “disparate impacts” in every single area of life except gun rights. I’m sure with the way gun laws are set up, black people are disproportionately affected, but you’ll never hear a peep from the Left about that.
There’s no money in taking on government caused problems.
But there is money in making shitty cartoons! thanks for that!
There is no escaping original sin.
I guess the Rams really want to shit the bed tonight.
I think the Sabres and Bills winning on the same day has knocked the universe ajar. Tread carefully for the rest of the day.
Yeah, CFL sucks.
Too little, way to late. Seems to be a general theme this Sunday.
Even though the Niners have massively pissed me off by moving out of SF and making a series of shit decisions over the last years, I did enjoy watching the second half of that game today. Damn, the last time they beat them was 2013 fer christsake.
They are succeeding beautifully at it.
I’m glad Prince William gets to sneak out of Kensington on a weekly basis to moonlight as the Eagles QB.
I’m not happy with you. (on a I was almost a priest like kind of social thing, not on politics)
I admit I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Up to you if you want to enlighten me.
What was the Eskimo Twins post about if not infidelity? Again, I know I’m being ‘The Dad’ here, but hey, that’s who I am.
No, it was actually about the distant past. Mr Splosives and I have been married only 11 years.
I’m in my mid 40s and had a history of my own.
Mr Splosives, as a musician and former bartender can’t even count his past partners.
No reason to bring it up, I reckon.
Ok then. Carry on. I was just worried for you. Like I said, being the dad. Here’s a Cartoon!
No Accutane where he’s from.
The Splosives household is happy since da Bears won the division by beating the Packers.
Happy happy, joy joy!
Bears beat the Packers? Aw chrissake…
No, that never happened. IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE I WILL HAVE TO SLIT MY GOSHDARN WRIST! Aaron Rodgers didn’t beat today’s team. THAT IS ALL!
Stimpy dance time!
There is some humor in this. They’re trying to “Hollywood” like the Laker games.
They did a pan right of Hollywood and Highland, and there was a giant homeless encampment on the corner.
Jesus. The Rams punt receiver fumbling the ball.
Yeah, shit the bed
Hehehe, he thaid punt rethever, hehe!
No contact. He just coughed it up.
Somebody check that guy’s bank account.
OK…. I re-lit the fire.
but you didn’t start it?
I’m putting it out.
You are no Billy Joel
Ok. I’m eating a horseradish sandwich. Probably time to call it quits for the day.
Ah Monday morning dark damp drizzling the perfect time to walk 2 miles
Well 1.5 really….
Good morning glibs
Good afternoon Pie!
That was fast