Vegan School: Thai Coconut Soup with Fried Tofu

I love me some Indian and Asian food, and none more than Thai Coconut Soup.

Ok, maybe curry.

And maybe dosas.

But Thai Coconut Soup is right up there at the top of my list.

The biggest problem I’ve encountered with Thai Coconut Soup, however, is that most of them use a fish sauce which is #NotVegan. This recipe is modified for vegans. The cilantro is added at the end so cilantrophobes like SP can omit if desired.

I use this sesame oil, this nutritional yeast, and this not chicken base. And if you can’t get sambal oelek in your grocery store, Amazon carries it here.

Often this soup is served over glass noodles. If you choose to do so, simply cook the noodles according to package instructions and add to the bowl before dishing the soup.

Thai Coconut Soup

  • 1 package extra firm tofu (drained and pressed)
  • 1 large white onion (chopped)
  • 1 tsp toasted sesame oil
  • 1 tsp olive oil
  • 2 tbsp fresh ginger (minced)
  • 2 stalks lemon grass (trimmed to bottom 6 inches and minced)
  • 2 tbsp garlic (minced)
  • 1 can coconut milk (15oz)
  • 64 oz not chicken broth
  • 1/3 cup nutritional yeast
  • 2 tbsp sambal oelek (or to taste)
  • 2 tbsp soy sauce
  • 5 oz lime juice
  • 1 tbsp white sugar
  • 16 oz grape tomatoes (halved)
  • lime wedges
  • fresh cilantro (chopped)
  • green onions (chopped)
  1. Cut the tofu into cubes, and fry in a non-stick pan over medium-high heat with no oil or butter. Flip occasionally until golden brown on all sides. This takes longer than you expect it to. Resist the urge to mess with it for the first few minutes. If it’s still sticking to the pan, it’s not ready to be flipped. 

  2. In a soup pot, add the oils and the onion and ginger. Cook until the onion is translucent. Add the lemon grass and garlic, stir until fragrant, about 30-60 seconds. Add sambal oelek, broth, sugar, lime juice, soy sauce. Reduce heat and simmer partly covered for about 20 minutes.

  3. Add tofu, grape tomatoes, snap peas, and coconut milk. Simmer until tofu is warmed through. 

  4. Dish into bowl and garnish with cilantro and green onions.

Comments

145 responses to “Vegan School: Thai Coconut Soup with Fried Tofu”

  1. Tres Cool

    Needs moar chicken.

    1. Tres Cool

      Now hit that mother-fkin’ THEME MUSIC !!

    2. Hyperion

      Moar soapweed!

  2. What’s non-nutritional yeast?

    (Not a joke.)

    1. SP

      Baking yeast is not this

      1. MikeS

        So…why is that OK with vegans? It’s dead yeast. If it’s OK to eat dead yeast, why not a dead cow?

        (Not a joke.)

        1. SP

          Beats me. It’s a very mysterious cult with shadowy rituals.

          As in all things, there are vegans all over the place on these issues. I have no idea how people rationalize what they want to do.

          1. MikeS

            I blame Soros, The Kochtapus, and the Illuminati.

            Oh, and Carrot Top. You just know that fucker is involved somehow.

          2. Tundra

            Who?

          3. MikeS

            *suspicious gaze*

          4. Sir Digby’s Contrabulous Faptraption

            You just know that fucker is involved somehow.

            Big Carrot has its tendrils in many organizations….

          5. Spudalicious

            He needs to sue his plastic surgeon. That face is fucked up.

          6. pistoffnick

            I’m pretty good friends with a vegan who makes exceptions for some kinds of fish and also Sammy’s (local pizza place) sausage pizza.

        2. I have no idea. Vegans eat bread, drink beer and wine and kombucha. I have no idea.

          But I’m not an ethical vegan, so I don’t give a fuck.

          1. Spudalicious

            Animal killer.

          2. MikeS

            I don’t give a fuck

            Now this is the type of reasoning I think we can all appreciate.

          3. Yep! I don’t care what other people eat. Just don’t make me eat it.

  3. The biggest problem I’ve encountered with Thai Coconut Soup, however, is that most of them use a fish sauce which is #NotVegan.

    Dad can’t eat fish either, but he likes bland food, so Thai wouldn’t be for him.

  4. westernsloper

    Sounds like Laksa. I first had it in PNG which gets some cuisine from the neighbor and I am a fan. Them Malaysians can do some soup. I make a variation with what I can find here. I like to do chicken and or shrimps in it. I have never tried tofu.

    1. westernsloper

      Errr, Indonesians. Whatever, they all look alike.

  5. SP

    “The cilantro is added at the end so cilantrophobes like SP can omit if desired.”

    Let’s see. Do I feel like a nice, warm, comforting bowl of Ivory Soap for dinner tonight? Hmm, that’s a tough one.

    1. Tres Cool

      I always taste Zest™ soap, but YMMV

    2. Florida Man

      My wife is a cilantro nut. I tolerate it fine, but I prefer coriander. Sorry I haven’t finished my article. My house is torn apart right now for renovation. Hopefully It will be back to normal by February.

      1. Spudalicious

        “My wife is a cilantro nut. I tolerate it fine, but I prefer coriander.“

        Uhhh…

        1. Florida Man

          Euphemism or is it not clear I mean the seed of the cilantro plant vs the leaf?

          1. Spudalicious

            Thanks for clarifying. After all, you are Florida Man.

          2. Florida Man

            Oh, I’m dumb as hell, but I know herb.

      2. SP

        Suuuurrrrree.

        Renovations never actually end.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I always put cilantro on my Hawaiian style pizza

      1. SP

        You would.

      2. Tundra

        ^^ genius ^^

        1. SP

          Tundra, Tundra, Tundra.

          I’m very disappointed, but, not surprised.

      3. Oooh. I bet that’s tasty.

        1. SP

          Hawaiian style “pizza” has dead piggies. Your little friends.

          1. Tundra

            Mmmmmm.

    4. Spudalicious

      You should try cilantro fresh from the garden. Leaves glistening in the sun, the aroma filling your nose as you pick a leave, the rush of that full, fresh cilantro aroma and flavor and you put it in your mouth and chew it up, ahhhhh…

      1. SP

        Dude, I’m trying to eat dinner here!

        1. Tundra

          Exactly. Almost impossible to fap at the same time!

          1. Spudalicious

            I fapped in the garden while eating fresh cilantro until the neighbors complained.

          2. Tundra

            Try a musical accompaniment next time.

          3. Sean

            Like a Mariachi band?

          4. Beans, beans,the musical fruit….

          5. Spudalicious

            Mexican Polka?

          6. Sir Digby’s Contrabulous Faptraption

            Planting the wrong seed, but, you do you.

          7. Playa Manhattan

            He bolts faster than the cilantro.

      2. I love fresh cilantro. So fucking good.

        1. MikeS

          Just don’t eat any from Spudalicious’s garden.

    5. Well, it is Thai Coconut Soap….

  6. Spudalicious

    If you can come up with a reasonable vegan version of Tom Kha Gai, I might actually pay attention.

    1. This is pretty close so far as the flavour profile goes. Tom Kha Gai is the inspiration for this.

      1. I’m allergic to mushrooms. And I can’t get galangal or kaffir lime where I live. So this recipe comes close, but it’s not identical. I’ll never be able to do a true authentic Tom Kha Gai with my mushroom allergy.

        1. Spudalicious

          Yeah, death by Tom Kha is a silly way to go.

          1. But a great name for a murder mystery set in a Thai restaurant.

          2. Spudalicious

            Or a Thai cover band.

        2. Heroic Mulatto

          Food allergies are a Zionist plot.

          Guy Fieri did 9/11!

          WAKE UP!

    2. Rebel Scum

      There’s no such thing as a vegan version of ‘cream of som yung gai’.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        Human fluids are pareve

  7. Chipwooder

    If this was already covered, my apologies. It is one of the most aggressively stupid things I’ve ever read.

    1. Florida Man

      Hopefully it will be privatized colonization. First companies establish a foot hold then lease the land to migrants.

    2. Luther Baldwin

      The indigenes will thank us.

  8. Spudalicious

    Comment of the day just now on Tucker.

    “If Twitter keeps doing what they’re doing, they’ll end up just having two feminists screaming at each other because one of them found a boyfriend.”

    1. Sean

      Also watching this..got a lol out of me.

    2. MikeS

      What a cis-hetero shitlord! They will scream at each other because one of them found a non-binary life partner! Gender is a social construct of the patriarchy!!!11!!

      1. AlmightyJB

        If 2 non-binary genderless co-eds get drunk and have intercourse, how do you know which one was the rapist?

  9. Sean

    We made some roast kabocha squash yesterday. Peeled,cubed, & coated with avocado oil, parmesan, & ultimate steak seasoning.

    Freaking delicious.

    You should be roasting some of your veggies. ?

    *my vegan (as a carnivore) advice*

    Also, nuke the kabocha before cutting for @ 90 seconds. It makes it easier to cut.

    1. Spudalicious

      I grew kabocha, by accident, this year. I’ve made soup and I also sliced it and made oven fries. Great squash and you can eat the skin like delicatas.

      1. Sean

        I’m not a fan of the skin.

        It also can be made into a delicious mashed sweet potato substitute.

        1. Spudalicious

          And a ravioli filling. I will say though, that the soup had a bit more fiber in it than expected…

    2. That sounds delicious. I may have to try this!!

  10. Tundra

    Mrs. Tundra is horribly allergic to fish, so I use coconut aminos instead of the fish sauce.

    Marmite could work too.

    1. Aminos works really well. I don’t have any right now though, so I used soy. Marmite isn’t a bad idea if I could ever find it around here.

    2. Spudalicious

      Friends don’t let friends eat Marmite.

      1. Tundra

        ^^ wrong ^^

        1. Spudalicious

          “Well, I gagged during Marmite, so I guess I like Vegemite better. Extremely savory in a bad way.”

          “Tastes like molasses gone bad.”

          “Oh my god, it’s so salty. I guess it’s yeasty, but I mostly just taste salt. Smells like death.”

          “Awful, stung my tongue with yuck.”

          Yum.

        2. Akira

          Marmite is the shiznit, especially smeared on wholegrain toast and topped with cottage cheese.

          1. AlmightyJB

            Noted

          2. Spudalicious

            And I caught shit for putting paper thin slices of potato on a pizza.

          3. But Enough About Me

            Half a teaspoon in a pot of chili or Bolognese sauce really pumps up the umami.

          4. Akira

            Interesting idea.

            When I make Bolognese, I usually saute a couple anchovies along with the garlic and onions until it dissolves; it adds a great umami element. Maybe I’ll try the Marmite next time.

          5. Playa Manhattan

            Yeast extract. It’s the perfect seasoning.

          6. CPRM

            AND BY YEAST EXTRACT PLAYA MEAN…

  11. Heroic Mulatto

    Often this soup is served over glass noodles.

    By farang khi nok, sure. Considering that Thais have a nationalistic zeal for their cuisine matched by only the French, wun sen in your tom kha kai is an offense punishable by firing squad.

    1. westernsloper

      So rice? I would have deciphered that comment sooner but I got hung up on the Thais link.

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        Rice, on the side.

    2. I’ve had it with wun sen in restaurants, and it was delicious. Maybe that’s a more Americanized take on it.

      If this were really a tom kha kai, it would have mushrooms, galangal, and kaffir lime… things I can’t add for various reasons, so…I’m probably safe.

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        It sounds more like someone forgot to buy khanom chin noodles and went with what they had.

    3. straffinrun

      “I wouldn’t even serve that to the king.”

  12. Tundra

    OT: I like this new NFL.

    Fuck defense, let’s just score a lot.

    1. Spudalicious

      That 97 yard run was awesome.

      1. Rebel Scum

        Seconded. The Titans wish they took the field goal attempt instead of going for it on 4th.

    2. straffinrun

      Sports imitating politics?

        1. straffinrun

          You wouldn’t believe what I had to eat to earn that ride.

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            What or whom?

          2. straffinrun

            Exactly.

          3. straffinrun

            Underrated movie. The hot coffee scene cracks me up, too.

          4. Spudalicious

            ‘cream of som yung gai’?

          5. straffinrun

            Ohno Takeashita.

        2. Tres Cool

          “we entertain people, especially girls, while we drink”

          SIGN ME UP!

  13. Rebel Scum

    Where’s the beef?

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      Damn. Surprised he didn’t snap sooner.

      1. straffinrun

        He didn’t try to hide it all. Yep, I did it. At times like this it’s vital to remember that micro aggressions are real.

        1. BakedPenguin

          Pretty sure strangling others is a macro aggression. Unless you’re talking about the wife & son.

  14. Lachowsky

    I’m headed to Pittsburg in the AM glibs. If any of yall live there and want some company in the evening between Tuesday and Thursday, let me know. I’m amicable company and I never pee in the floor. Honest.

    1. Tres Cool

      Say hi to ARMCO for me? I did work for them in Sharon, Pa.

      1. Tres Cool

        Oh! Butler, Pa. too

      2. Lachowsky

        I’m going to a class on EAF’s. I’m sure there will be some guys from there attending. I’ll tell them-

        Sup Tres

        1. Tres Cool

          Lemme tell you all I know about Direct Shell Evacuation and how it pertains to emissions requirements….

          1. Lachowsky

            *sigh*

            I probably care. But damn man, its 10 o’clock and I’m drinking beer.

          2. Tres Cool

            You just need to worry about VE’s and opacity, Im guessing

  15. Lachowsky

    Kids https://imgur.com/gallery/jaYvYHq

    I just made my way to microwave and had a sudden realization, yes I do have kids.

    1. Tres Cool

      I want to see you shoot the formula into the kid from the gun

  16. Timeloose

    I caught a nasty cold over the weekend, just in time for Boilo season. It’s coal country home made hot toddy. There is a bourbon line that is kept in business just by this one areas’s drinking habit.

    It’s great spicy and citrus warm booze that clears the sinuses and soothes the throat.

    https://punchdrink.com/articles/how-pennsylvanias-boilo-punch-recipe-became-local-holiday-obsession/

  17. Spudalicious

    Bourbon through the nose.

    “What’s the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South? Nothing, someone is losing a trailer.”

    – Robin Williams

    1. KSuellington

      Was that from the days when he was doing blow? He was pretty damn funny then.

      1. Spudalicious

        Yep.

  18. Lachowsky

    Steak https://imgur.com/gallery/Suv6oEN

    I’m cooking this beautiful bastard.

    1. KSuellington

      Nice. I got a couple New Yorks that are going on the cast iron in about ten minutes with some roasted Brussels sprouts and bacon and cheese stuffed mushrooms. I went to Costco yesterday. Damn I love that place. Redbreast 12 year was 36 bucks a bottle on sale and I picked up the standard Bulleit 1.75 for 36 bucks. God bless the free market.

    2. Timeloose

      I cooked 6 for a group of friends on Sat in the rain on the Webber, came out great. I made a butter out of old left over blue cheese and herbs to top the ribeyes. The local restaurant supply tore had whole packer ribeye roasts for 6$ a lbs prime angus.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        That’s a damn good deal.

    3. Spudalicious

      Nice. I roasted a chicken tonight but nothing beats a quality piece of beef done right.

    4. Timeloose

      Looks great.

  19. Tres Cool

    *taps out*
    Goodnight, Missus Calabash, wherever you are .

  20. R C Dean

    Dunno who recommended the Teeling Irish Whiskey, but muchos gracias. The Small Batch is my new go-to.

    1. Timeloose

      That was me. We drank the feelings after the steaks on sat after a few Irish coffees

      1. Timeloose

        And the Teelings.

  21. BakedPenguin

    When I was a vegetarian, I used to eat Quorn ‘chicken’ nuggets. They were pretty good. I still love Amy’s cheese enchiladas. I could go back to being a vegetarian if I could eat those 5 times a week.

  22. Timeloose

    I’d probably eat beans and rice every meal

    1. Gustave Lytton

      +1 Sir Mix-a-lot

  23. CPRM

    I’m one of the clowns.

          1. CPRM

            I know, it was intentionally misleading!

      1. CPRM

        I was thinking more Sawdust and Tinsel, but each his own.

      2. Timeloose

        That is disturbing.