¿El Jueves por la Noche? ¿Mañana de Viernes? ¡Enlaces Mexicanos!

Buenos Dias!  Okay how does Sloopy normally do this….

The Texans won!

So the news today…Legions of third world barbarians are gathering in large number around the US/Mexico border—but enough about LA Dodger fans.  Game 3 of the World Series starts tonight at 1700 hours (Arizona Time).  

Speaking of caravans, they’re going to walk right into a Category 4 hurricane.  Nice timing.

A ICE detention facility in Phoenix reaches max capacity.  So ICE does the sensible thing and lets them out.  Thanks ICE!

Good news for Brett!  It seems Columbia has a record harvest for coca, the primary plant used to make cocaine.

Here in America, we’re used to being lectured by musicians on the proper way to think.  That may not fly well in Brazil.

However, many Brazilians resent outsiders interfering in their politics. Humberto Miranda is 54 and plans to vote for Bolsonaro. He acknowledges Waters is a political activist who campaigns on many fronts, but thinks that in Brazil, the musician should be wary of broadcasting his opinions.

I swear everything is marching hammers to this guy.

Last but not least…man who won’t go away yells at us on CNN.  John, let me break it to you gently:  nobody gives a rats ass what you think.

Sad news for this band, their guitar player found dead.  I am rather fond of his work.  Here’s a tune to help you kick Friday’s ass!

Comments

804 responses to “¿El Jueves por la Noche? ¿Mañana de Viernes? ¡Enlaces Mexicanos!”

    1. mexican sharpshooter

      Does it ever occur to you, it might be on purpose?

    2. Playa Manhattan

      That’s what she said.

  1. Speaking of caravans, they’re going to walk right into a Category 4 hurricane. Nice timing.

    So Gaia says “Go Home”?

    1. Just a thought not a sermon

      What, Gaia’s on their side! Look, she’s providing them with cleansing rains to wash away the dust from their journey!

    2. J. Frank Parnell

      Trump has weaponized global warming!

    3. cyto

      Have any of you been following the coverage on the mainstream news sources? I gave up well before they reached Mexico, since it was so obvious that they were on board as a part of the propaganda plan.

      Specifically, have they started wondering who is behind this “migration”? I mean, you’d think that would be the first thought that would pop in your head, even if there wasn’t an election coming up. “Hmmmmm…. thousands of poor Guatemalans suddenly got the idea to walk to the US, all just randomly at the same time… Hey, that raises a few questions…”

      But they didn’t seem interested in that at all. It was kinda my only question. And why do a bunch of poor central Americans even know about the US mid-term elections, let alone decide to undertake a life-altering quest in coordination in order to affect those elections?

      Surely this isn’t just a couple of immigration advocates. Something like this required a lot of planning, coordination, promotion…. They had to have had a large number of boots on the ground. Surely one of those reporters could look behind them and see those white people in clean clothes who have had a shower and ask them who they are and what their objectives are.

      1. I have not.

        I don’t find it fruitful to spend my time listening to people who alternate between stupid and verifiably lying.

      2. I’m Here To Help

        I just love how they list the migrants as “children, women, and men” in their coverage. I have a distinct feeling that actual breakdown of the members of the mass would be in the complete opposite order…

      3. Scruffy Nerfherder

        My understanding is that this has more to do with the Chavez lackey that got ousted in Honduras in 2009. His party has been pushing this caravan in order to embarrass the current Honduran administration and the US, which is why they are carrying the Honduran flag. The US supported his ouster.

        1. Suzy Creamcheese

          That’s my suspicion also and would make the most sense. Zelaya was ousted because he illegally tried to change the Honduran constitution, (which is what Chavez did after he was elected.) The Supreme Court of Honduras stepped in and ordered the military to forcibly remove him. Their Congress backed up the Supreme Court and appointed an interim president, I forget his name.

          Anyway, Juan Hernandez was elected in 2013, and again in 2017. Zelaya still doesn’t want to go away.

          I feel bad for those fleeing violence, but notice they aren’t going to Nicaragua or El Salvador. I also suspect some of the gang violence is backed up by FARC like thuggery.

      4. JaimeRoberto, Public Intellectual

        The only article I’ve seen about “who is behind it” refers to Pueblos sin Fronteras, but goes no further to find out who is behind them.

      5. Suzy Creamcheese

        Latin Americans very seldom plan anything.

  2. Just a thought not a sermon

    105) Okay, these mail bombs—am I the only one getting a Why So Serious-vibe out of this?

    I actually hadn’t delved into it too much until last night. I’d sort of just seen the headlines or heard blubs on the news and so was taking the bombs at face value.

    But last night I actually read a newspaper article. Unfortunately my hometown newspaper is the Washington Post, so the pertinent information was in, like, paragraph 53. But there it was—“PVC pipes stuffed with what appeared to be fireworks powder and glass. Electrical wires leading out of the pipe attached to an electric timer taped to the side.”

    These are not functional bombs! Not that the bombmaker is incompetent—no, they’re not meant to go off at all. In fact, from what I can tell, their sole purpose is to look like bombs, and nothing else.

    Besides that, the “humorous” git-er-done message on the ISIS flags, the comically exaggerated “bomb-inside” packaging. These are like something Wiley Coyote ordered them from ACME.

    This isn’t a serious bombing, like everyone’s treating it, nor is it a hoax (Not a dream! Not a hoax!). This is a joke! Okay, a sick one, but pretty funny if you think about it. I mean, the return address is Debbie Wasserman Schultz! Now that I’m seeing it through the proper lens, that last detail is actually hilarious.

    Now maybe there’s a teachable moment here, something about “gullible media swallows any bait you care to dangle,” but I prefer to think of this as pure anarchic humor. To me, this whole thing can be summed up as: “I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part!”

    1. Wait, what, where did you come from? I thought you’d left.

    2. Mustang

      We’ll look who decided to turn up. Where have you been mister?

      1. Mustang

        Also yes, this definitely reeks of next-level trolling.

      2. Just a thought not a sermon

        Switched to a new position at work. Actually requires me to, you know, do some work. Which is good! I still read y’all, when I have time after lunch, but by then the morning links are stale.

        1. Well, now, don’t you just look silly accepting the post.

        2. Mustang

          I know this pain. By the time I’m caught up everyone is asleep.

          Except CPRM. I’m not sure he sleeps.

          1. He’s a joint account at a russian bot factory.

          2. Mustang

            Isn’t everyone these days?

          3. CPRM

            Farm, it’s an organic troll farm.

          4. fried

            Afternoon links go up as I’m getting ready for bed and morning links get posted as I’m leaving work. It’s why I mostly lurk like a lurking lurker who lurks.

          5. Mustang

            Fuck.

            Off.

            Tulpa.

          6. Slammer

            You know who else lurks?

          7. Atanarjuat

            STEVE SMITH?

          8. MikeS

            My brother?

          9. NoDakMat

            It’s true. The morning is only half over and I’m only on comment 3. Sad!

        3. DEG

          Switched to a new position at work. Actually requires me to, you know, do some work.

          Ssshh… don’t let Rufus know you work.

        4. The morning links are never stale, dammit!

          1. They’re jam-packed with preservatives!

          2. Bobarian LMD

            They’re pickled.

    3. You’re back!

      1. Just a thought not a sermon

        It’s been too long I shouldn’t have left you
        without a dope sermon to step to

    4. Raphael

      As a long-time lurker, I have missed your posts. Glad to see you’re doing okay and it was just work stuff.

    5. mexican sharpshooter

      am I the only one getting a Why So Serious-vibe out of this?

      Why, do you think this is a guerilla marketing campaign from stamps.com? Because why go to the post office and wait in line waiting on the paragons of government efficiency? At stamps.com you can get actual U.S. postage delivered to you door.

      When you use the promo code BLOWTHEMALLANDLETGODSORTTHEMOUT you get 10% off your next purchase…

      1. WTF

        Blow the mall? That’s not even a euphemism.

        1. Brett L

          I’m seeing an entire genre of porn where some barely legal girl gets a sugar daddy to buy her a bunch of clothes she models…

    6. Democratic Hitler

      And yet, at least as of Thursday evening, the media were still referring to them as bombs in their headlines, without sarcasm quotes.

      Nice to see you JATNAS.

    7. JATNAS!!!

      *jumps in giddy excitement*

  3. >>It seems Columbia has a record harvest for coca

    Maybe they just like to have a cuppa of coca and some biscuits?

    1. Just a thought not a sermon

      I think they actually do. Isn’t mate tea made from coca leaves?

        1. cyto

          But they do drink coca leaf tea in Colombia, Peru, Bolivia, Argentina, Ecuador, and Chile. And it is all legal, so you can just buy it in the grocery store, professionally packaged just like coffee.

  4. Pat

    Sad news for this band, their guitar player found dead.

    And in related news… It seems Columbia has a record harvest for coca, the primary plant used to make cocaine.

  5. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Waters is clearly dividing opinion in Brazil, but, in Salvador, his fans seem to approve of his mission. The city is not Bolsonaro territory — it’s one of the few remaining strongholds of his leftist opponents, the Workers’ Party. Many here seem quite happy to listen to Pink Floyd classics and Roger Waters’ political commentary.

    “He should take a stance,” Ana Barbosa, a 31-year-old lawyer, says. “He’s an internationally renowned artist. Isn’t that what art is about?”

    We’re all artists now.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      Artists, poets, celebrities, journalists are aways on the wrong side.

      Us and them tour, huh.

      I guess we’re ‘them’, eh?

      Funny how much violence the left uses to the pout of actual physical harm and Waters sides with the losers.

      1. Old Man With Candy

        John Waters >>> Roger Waters

        1. Who’s worse? Roger or Maxine?

        2. Enough About Palin

          Old Man With Candy gets it.

          1. Don Escaped Texas

            BWI guys just sticking together.
            All that’s missing are Poe excerpts.
            NTTAWWI

      2. fried

        To borrow a line, Roger Waters can die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.

    2. Count Potato

      “he’s a prominent supporter of the boycott, divestment and sanctions (BDS) campaign against Israel, and has spoken out against environmental destruction, antisemitism and fascism”

      So against antisemitism and Israel?

      1. MikeS

        He’s that good.

  6. Slammer

    Nice pic. “Vamos muchachos” is a definite would

    The short, fat dumpy chicas with no ass must be in the second row and we can’t see them.

  7. Nephilium

    But it’s the only way we can get rid of Kasich. Can’t you have some sympathy to those of us in Ohio?

    1. No. You chose to remain in Ohio.

      1. Nephilium

        But we have a world class orchestra! And fantastic museums. And… beer?.

    2. I kinda like owing no state taxes year after year. Thanks, John.

    3. mexican sharpshooter

      Try giving him brain cancer.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        That didn’t even slow McCain down.

        1. Now all I can think of is the line from Bubba Ho-Tep.

          Jack: “It was LBJ come to finish the job.”
          Elvis: “LBJ is dead, Jack.”
          Jack: “Shit, that wouldn’t stop him.”

  8. Just a thought not a sermon

    Roger Waters is getting political in Brazil? Who cares! Everyone knows Bono is the only old rock star whose opinion matters.

    1. fried

      How many Courics does Waters weigh? If I recall correctly, Bono weighs 80.

    2. Rasilio

      But wait, I thought Princess Tay Tay was gonna turn Tennessee blue? Also Katy Perry haz a sad

    3. Gerry Rigg

      “I wanted to find out how the common man thought. So I asked Bono.” —WaPo

    4. At least Bono loves capitalism.

  9. Pat

    White people ruined *shakes magic SJW 8 ball* The Outdoors

    In a surprising apology, Mountain Equipment Co-op, the Canadian outdoor apparel giant, admitted to helping advance the “vastly incorrect notion” that the outdoors is for white people only, criticizing decades worth of its own advertisements and catalogues for depending almost exclusively on white models to sell wares.

    “Outside is for everyone,” MEC CEO David Labistour said in an open letter Monday. “It’s time we acted like it.”

    The letter — titled “Do white people dominate the outdoors?” — includes a collage of old MEC ads: white people hiking and biking and rock climbing and cross-country skiing; white people in khaki shorts; white people rafting in wetsuits.

    It was an unorthodox move, since the apology wasn’t pre-empted by scandal — as has become the norm — but by quiet feedback, as well as an online survey of outdoor leisure and sport habits across the country, according to the company. In an interview Tuesday, Labistour said the tendency to use white models in advertising had “just been a traditional thing.”

    1. Chipwooder

      Marketing to the demographic that makes up most of their customer base? THOSE MONSTERS!

      1. Slammer

        Basketball shoe ads certaintly aren’t aimed at colored urban youth, ammirite?

        1. Chipwooder

          Youth of color! Youth of color, you racist scum!

          But you have a point – the lack of D. Hollingsworth Cavendish IV types wearing Burberry scarves in Under Armor ads is appalling.

          1. pan fried wylie

            D. Hollingsworth Cavendish IV

            as an aficionado of made-up rich white guy names, mmmm, *delectable, hand-to-mouth gesture*, Magnifique.

    2. Chipwooder

      I’ll say something else too – this shit ain’t going away in the corporate world any time soon. I’m in an MBA program right now, and it’s infesting the courses I’m taking.

      1. Atanarjuat

        There are two college kids working part time with me. It’s darkly amusing to hear them talk about biting their tongue during “white males suck” harangues for fear of retaliation.

      2. Pat

        That’s actually been the driving force in the leftward lurch in America, much more so than government. It’s sort of an embarrassment of capitalism that the best capitalists are foaming-at-the-mouth opponents of free markets and civil liberties. So you can’t keep a job or your reputation if you express any idea even mildly outside of a particular orthodoxy simply because of the ideological conformity of the people who make the rules, and there’s not even really any principled argument you can make against it because they’re just exercising legitimate market power.

        1. wdalasio

          much more so than government.

          I wouldn’t be so sure about that. Part of the problem is that, over the last thirty years, government has moved to systematically insulate managers from their shareholders. Today, if a manager who screws up and loses money, what are the shareholders going to do? But, as a result, managers are ever-more dependent on the public goodwill that drives that political protection. It’s a recipe for politically correct mediocrity.

      3. Drake

        I did my MBA is the 90’s. That was the most hard core outspoken group of economic conservatives I ever met. Professors and students.

        1. Tejicano

          I got my graduate business degree 25 years ago. I found it interesting that I met more former Marine infantrymen – like myself – there than anywhere else since I had taken the uniform off.

          1. Drake

            My class had 2 of us Marines, a Naval Officer and a few Army Vets.

            Our Organizational Development textbook had some kind of social credit scorecard for companies that included losing points for producing weapons and military work. The Prof was hiding behind the desk by the time our class was done venting on that one.

          2. I never got the knee-jerk antimilitarism in academia.

            The one on-campus ‘protest’ during my time in college was against a joint project with the Navy. (I put it in quotes because it was a meagre pittance of people that I was able to obstruct for a while by standing in front of their marching banner and they were too confused to figure out how to get around one guy in an otherwise empty sidewalk)

            The project was to develop better methods to recycle decommissioned warships instead of just scuttling them, pollutants and all, in the ocean.

          3. AlexinCT

            I never got the knee-jerk antimilitarism in academia.

            I did. It was mostly driven by a hidden sense of shame when academics with delusions of their own worth compared themselves against service members. These sorts of goons were not supposed to be both though and smart, and were stepping on their toes. As always, when your dumb ideological world view is challenged by reality, these people’s reaction is knee-jerk anger.

          4. Chipwooder

            My class has me, an active duty Army officer, and a Navy vet.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      So they can’t shift their advertising practice just because it gets better results by appealing to a larger market, they’ve got to virtue signal and self-flagellate on behalf of all whites at the same time.

      Kiss my white ass.

      1. I’m going to not do that and simply buy less outdoors equipment.

        How do I buy less than zero?

        1. Chipwooder

          Steal some from other people and then return it to the store?

        2. MikeS

          Buy extra indoors equipment?

      2. JaimeRoberto, Public Intellectual

        Exactly. If they had just said, “We want to increase sales by appealing to a wider audience” I’d see nothing wrong.

        1. Suzy Creamcheese

          Are Eskimos white? (Sorry, Inuits)

    4. Mustang

      Canadian outdoor apparel giant? I thought all Canadians were trappers anyways, what do they need an outdoor apparel supplier for?

      1. You think Trudy and his ilk capable of trapping anything wild?

        1. Mustang

          You bring up a good point. My sample size is two: Trudy and a muppet that posts here claiming to work sometimes.

          So who exactly are they selling outdoor equipment too? Strange place, Canada.

    5. Old Man With Candy

      Interesting. I spent some time in Africa, and it seemed like everyone outdoors was black.

      1. Does this company export to these other regions?

        1. Pat

          You can’t export black people anymore.

          1. Tell that to Lybia.

          2. Private Chipperbot

            It’s spelled Labia.

          3. Bob Boberson

            And do we tell the left, right or both?

          4. mr simple

            First one, then the other, then repeat.

      2. ChipsnSalsa

        Were they willing to shell out 260 for a puffy jacket though? https://www.mec.ca/en/product/5036-716/Down-Sweater

        That is Canadian money, so what is that in real money? Loose change behind the couch and a some bubble gum? I’m not up on the conversion rate.

        1. Pat

          198.97 USD at today’s rate.

        2. I’m Here To Help

          Not remotely related, but a funny story to share. Early in my career I was out in Colorado on a military base doing a review of general and flag officer housing – making sure they weren’t spending money they weren’t supposed to on the generals’ houses. During most of our inspections, the general/admiral was there to take us through the house. At each stop we always asked who lived in the house, their rank, and what their position was in the command. We came to one house which was occupied by a Canadian one star general. When he introduced himself, I blurted out questioning why we were reviewing his house, since after the conversion rate he was only a colonel. The entire entourage fell stoney silent. Only after the general burst out laughing did smiles creep on their face.

          Supervisor made sure to speak with me about keeping my jokes to myself in the future…

          1. Pat

            Honestly, that would have been worth losing your job over. That’s a once in a lifetime punchline.

          2. I’m Here To Help

            Eh, I’m a federal employee. Worst that would have happened was they’d send me to training…

          3. AlexinCT

            I had to take a sexual harassment class when I worked at GE twice, because the first time I walked in and asked the pretty lady teaching it whom I needed to harass to prove I knew how to do it so I could get back to doing real work.

          4. I’m Here To Help

            Hehe, while not that brazen, I had a fun experience in a sexual harassment training once. The agency lawyer tapped to teach it had, well, huge tracts of land. And she was wearing a sweater intended for a elementary school aged boy. I actually heard another guy sitting behind me muttering the mantra “Only look at her face. Only look at her face…” through the entire class.

      3. Gadfly

        Given that it’s a Canadian company, I have my doubts whether the outdoor apparel they are selling would be of any use in Africa. Maybe it could come in handy if someone turned the AC too high at work, but otherwise it’s just coat-rack decoration.

    6. Certified Public Asshat

      It checks out though…

      Stuff White People Like – #87 Outdoor Performance Clothes

      When white people aren’t working, they generally like to wear Outdoor Performance Clothes. The top suppliers of these garments and accessories include North Face, REI, Mountain Equipment Co-Op, Columbia Sportswear, and Patagonia.

      When you see white people wearing these, it is important that you do not discuss business matters. Instead you should say things like “where did you get that fleece?” and “what’s that thing holding your keys to your shorts?” White people will be more than happy to talk to you about their sustainably produced possessions.

      1. Don Escaped Texas

        sustainably produced possessions

        my Columbia battle dress is nylon; thermals are poly pro

      2. ChipsnSalsa

        Pretty funny site.

        In theory camping should be a very inexpensive activity since you are literally sleeping on the ground. But as with everything in white culture, the more simple it appears the more expensive it actually is.

      3. Democratic Hitler

        Nailed it.

    7. Enough About Palin

      I forget the black comedian who said this: “If I want to live someplace without electricity, running water and no indoor plumbing, I’ve already got that at home.”

  10. Chipwooder

    In the time since I screwed this up on the previous one, this thread appeared, so I get a do over!! Yes!

    Blasphemy laws are A-OK in Europe

    Defaming the Prophet Muhammed “goes beyond the permissible limits of an objective debate” and “could stir up prejudice and put at risk religious peace” and thus exceeds the permissible limits of freedom of expression, ruled the European Court of Human Rights (ECHR) on Thursday, upholding a lower court decision.

    1. Quoting myself

      The proper response would be for everyone in the court to turn to the judges and go “We’re going to remove you to the insane asylum, because you just declared up to be down” and then follow through on it.

      Though I would also accept tearing them limb from limb and strewing the reamains across the courthouse steps as a warning to other judges.

    2. Just a thought not a sermon

      They always were. It’s only the religion you’re not allowed to blaspheme that’s shifted lately.

      1. cyto

        Excellent point.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Defaming the Prophet Muhammed

      And who gets to set the limits on that?

      1. There are none, just having an infidel speak the name is defamation, punishable by having your head removed.

    4. Chipwooder

      I’m just surprised they didn’t append “PBUH” after Muhammed.

    5. Pat

      What kind of fine would you be looking at if you erected a billboard reading “FUCK THE ECHR AND THEIR PEDOPHILE MESSIAH”?

      1. Atanarjuat

        What do you call a 45 year old man who has sex with a 9 year old girl?

        1.2 billion people call him “prophet”.

        1. Rasilio

          OMWC?

  11. Slammer

    Metal

    According to the Mecklenburg County Sheriff’s Office, MANOWAR guitarist Karl Logan has been charged with possessing child pornography.

    Logan, 53, was arrested on August 9 in Charlotte, North Carolina and charged with six counts of third-degree exploitation of a minor.

    Insert “goes to Eleven” joke here.

    1. Just a thought not a sermon

      Manowar. The name sounds familiar, but I can’t think of any of their songs. Are they the ones that signed their record contract with their own blood?

      1. Chipwooder

        Just think “leather loincloths” and you’ll be in the right ballpark

        1. Tejicano

          I know I’m just too old school but I prefer Led Zeppilin’s “Immigrant Song”

        2. Pope Jimbo

          The still would have lost 4 Super Bowls?

          1. Enough About Palin

            ^^THIS^^

  12. Rebel Scum

    they’re going to walk right into a Category 4 hurricane.

    Wasn’t this days ago? ///FakeOldNews

  13. ‘Hitler was a socialist’: Tory MEP branded an ‘idiot’ for claim in EU parliament

    Kamall said: “Mr Bullmann, I would remind you when you talk about right-wing populists we have to remember that Nazi’s were national socialists.

    “It is a strain of socialism. Let’s not pretend… it is a left-wing ideology, they want the same things as you, let’s be quite clear.”

    The Conservative MEP looked baffled as uproar ensued inside the Brussels building, before adding: “You don’t like the truth do you? Come on, it is national socialism.”

    One MEP shouted “rubbish” while EU Commissioner Frans Timmermans branded Kamall an “idiot,” the i paper reported.

    Bullmann told the MEP that while Hitler’s Nazi party were known as the ‘National Socialist’ party, its ideology was routed in fascism.

    The left-wing German Social Democrats member vociferously insisted: “It was the German Social Democrats who stood against Hitler’s group in the German parliament.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Bullmann told the MEP that while Hitler’s Nazi party were known as the ‘National Socialist’ party, its ideology was routed in fascism.

      We are doomed to repeat history.

      1. WTF

        And Fascism is a form of socialism where the state does not own the means of production (like communism) but directs the means of production in a collectivist system.

      2. AlexinCT

        The marxist narrative needs the fascists not to be socialists, because otherwise people would realize socialism is bad no matter what.

    2. Slammer

      “It was the German Social Democrats who stood against Hitler’s group”

      Can we please just get to the street-fighting phase, already

      1. Chipwooder

        There you go.

        Now cry about it, Stones haters!

        1. WTF

          I’m crying about the link.

        2. Cool link, bro.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Maybe he should have just read from Hitler’s economic platform and let Corbyn rave about awesome it sounds.

    4. PieInTheSky

      I would not say directly Hitler was a socialist precisely but a similar statist doctrine with the similar origins…

      1. Suthenboy

        Hitler and his inner circle disagree. I cant find it now but I used to have a link to a Hitler speech where he explained “Why we are socialists”. There were similar speeches by Goebbels, Himmler etc.

        1. AlexinCT

          ^^^THIS^^^

          But the people peddling the narrative and invested in making sure the uninformed believe the Nazis were not socialists too are working hard to change historical facts

    5. Drake

      “We are socialists, we are enemies of today’s capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions”

      Adolf Hitler May 1, 1927

      1. leon

        No true socialist….

        I get it he’s a fascist. Still closely related to Socialist. The only thing is that it’s politically acceptable to be a Socialist and not a fascist, so the left wing wants to distance themselves.

      2. Suthenboy

        Oh. There it is. I should have read down.

    6. Rebel Scum

      Bullmann told the MEP that while Hitler’s Nazi party were known as the ‘National Socialist’ party, its ideology was routed in fascism.

      Yes, and their economics were socialist. What made it fascism is the strict social regimentation and racial supremacy. It is a collectivist ideology. Collectivism id patently leftwing on the left/right spectrum in the only way the spectrum can make sense, i.e. the extreme right is a lack of government (anarchy) and the extreme left is total government with total control.

      1. Drake

        It basically boils down to nationalism versus internationalism. Mussolini was expelled from the Italian Socialist Party for advocating military action during WWI. His fallout with the socialist had nothing to do with economic policies.

  14. Brett L

    Good news everyone! Florida Man is probably responsible for those letter bombs. Which lends more credence to the earnest idiot theory, IMO.

    1. Chipwooder

      I still don’t quite understand what a mail facility has to do with “bombs” delivered by courier sans postmarks

      1. An employee went postal?

      2. Brett L

        Its my understanding that the one that got delivered to DWS was actually posted, screened, and returned to the return address (which was her office) by the Post Office.

        1. Chipwooder

          Aha. Fair enough.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    In a surprising apology, Mountain Equipment Co-op, the Canadian outdoor apparel giant, admitted to helping advance the “vastly incorrect notion” that the outdoors is for white people only, criticizing decades worth of its own advertisements and catalogues for depending almost exclusively on white models to sell wares.

    The white people killed off all the indians.

    1. Pope Jimbo

      We just did a better job of it. The various Indian tribes had been hard at work on that same task for a long time. But because they were all at the same technological level, they weren’t able to rack up the numbers that the white eyes were.

      Don’t let anyone tell you that if the Ojibwe had the means, they wouldn’t have wiped out every single Sioux they found. Then we never would have seen master thespian Kevin Costner’s tour de force Dances with Wolves.

      1. Chipwooder

        Given enough time, and if there had been no white settlers to fight, the Comanche would have wiped out many more tribes than they actually did, which was more than a few anyway. People who are familiar with them know of them as primarily a tribe in Oklahoma and Texas, and yet their origins were in modern-day Wyoming. Now why would that be? It sure as hell wasn’t because they lived in peaceful co-existence with their neighbors.

        1. Pope Jimbo

          The Comanche’s were the wipipo of the Indians. They had almost no culture of their own. Their only real strength was that they organized their society around stealing and warring with their neighbors. (They were such bad asses that they drove the Apaches out of the plains and into desert country in the SW).

          The only quibble is that the meteoric rise of the Comanches was tied to them mastering the horse. I’m not sure they would have “blossomed” if the horse had never been introduced to NA.

          1. Gerry Rigg

            So they would’ve been the American Mongols? Or Huns?

        2. WTF

          The name “Comanche” is from the Ute name for them, kɨmantsi (enemy)

          Yup

        3. JaimeRoberto, Public Intellectual

          A buddy of mine is Arapahoe, a tribe that was preyed upon by the Comanches. He says that when he was a kid and someone had the shits, his grandma would say, “What’s the matter? You got the Comanches after you?”

  16. The Late P Brooks

    I’m in an MBA program right now, and it’s infesting the courses I’m taking.

    “In a world run by Human Resources Dept Assistant Diversity and Inclusion Officers…”

    1. Chipwooder

      Half of my marketing class was stressing the importance of marketing your company’s “commitment to social justice”. I’m a coward who wants As, so I really didn’t push back on it much, but christ did that ever make me want to ram my head into the wall.

      1. “Market data shows that to be a money-losing prospect. You’ll go bankrupt alienating your customers. ‘Get woke, Go broke’ is more than a slogan, it’s almost a natural law.”

        1. WTF

          As real world case studies see Dick’s Sporting Goods, the NFL, and Disney’s Star Wars movies.

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        How about stressing the importance of advertising for maximum results?

      3. leon

        ” I’m a coward who wants Ass”

        FIFY?

      4. Rebel Scum

        They teach “go woke, get broke” as an effective business strategy? Jeez…

        1. Rebel Scum

          er…”get woke, go broke”…

        2. Pat

          To be fair, is anyone employing that strategy actually going broke? Oracle? Salesforce? Amazon? Alphabet? Microsoft? P&G? Chase? Coca-Cola? The fact is you aren’t going to get startup capital or incubation unless you embrace that ideology. If you’re going to be involved in the upper management of a business at the level where a MBA would be useful it’s a reasonable requirement, unfortunately.

          1. Yes. there is a burn rate for existing goodwill, but those with less structure to burn down show the negative effects sooner and more blatantly.

          2. Pat

            I honestly can’t think of an example of a company that’s lost significant market share or market cap on that basis. I mean I’m sure there probably are, but the corporate world is very firmly aligned that way. So from that perspective I can understand why it would be integrated into a MBA program. Like I said, you’re not going to rise to a position that requires a MBA or raise capital to hang out your own shingle otherwise. It shouldn’t be that way, but it is.

          3. Well, the premiere example is Marvel Comics, who’s managed to literally shrink the entire market for comic books with their antics of driving away customers.

            You could go “But Disney as a whole is doing fine” which would be the extra structural bulk I mentioned, where the less woke parts of the operation cover the losses.

            Wizards of the Coast, likewise is sliding down the same path and starting to shed customers because of the same type of behaviours. Hazbro really should slap them around and fire a few dolts, but won’t until it’s easier to just shutter the whole division.

            It is not that the toxic effects don’t exist, but that the cysts and boils develop on healthier hosts that sustain the infection. The small companies you’ve never heard of flop and disappear because they don’t have that backstop of the old, unwoke business to feed upon.

          4. Gadfly

            To be fair, is anyone employing that strategy actually going broke?

            I think the dividing line between what you and UCS are saying is that the “get woke, go broke” line really only applies to woke products, not woke advertising. While I might roll my eyes at some Coke ads, I still drink Coke because I like it – the product itself isn’t “woke”. Whereas I will avoid story-centric products (films, video games, etc.) with woke advertising, because the product itself will be woke and that’s not my thing.

          5. Dick’s Sporting goods in a corralary. They decided to divest of their firearms business and promptly tanked the rest of their business as a second order consequence. Their remaining products were the same as they’d always been, but the customers had other options that hadn’t just shat on them.

          6. Pat

            Both good points. I don’t know though. I’m characteristically pessimistic about it.

          7. Don Escaped Texas

            https://www.dickssportinggoods.com/c/guns-ammo

            I think it’s worse than that: they took a political position and discontinued carrying the AR15. If their business is down, it’s over outrage regarding one sub-set of a business they got woke about.

          8. B.P.

            Dick’s went a little further than just ditching the AR15. They hired gun control lobbyists…

            https://thehill.com/business-a-lobbying/business-a-lobbying/386162-dicks-sporting-goods-hire-lobbyists-on-gun-control

      5. Pope Jimbo

        I don’t know what the right answer is, but the wrong answer is to use the Benedictine Code of Conduct as your guide for your company.

        What makes it extra good, is that this shitlord built something that everyone uses and they can’t easily stop using it. All they can do is howl.

        1. Pat

          That is high level trolling. I love it.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Apparently it’s not trolling, which makes it even funnier.

            While many have suggested Hipp’s CoC was intended as satire, he insists, “We actually believe this stuff. I cannot claim that the other developers are as gung-ho about it as I am, but everybody approved of the draft and agreed that it was a good CoC and agreed to be bound by it.”

            The SJW idiots have met their match,

          2. Gadfly

            We need a term for someone who trolls others merely by being sincere in their beliefs.

        2. Luther Baldwin

          “Please apologize publicly, replace bogus CoC by some actual CoC that addresses issues marginalised groups actually have, and if required (and I strongly suppose it is required!) seek professional help to avoid this kind of behaviour in the future.”

          “Please eat shit and die.”

        3. Pope Jimbo

          Link to the actual CoC for sqlLite

          It is a little heavy on the doG talk, but for anyone to take offense at it is insane.

          Love fasting.
          Relieve the poor.
          Clothe the naked.
          Visit the sick.
          Bury the dead.
          Be a help in times of trouble

          Maybe they are mad because they are expected to do stuff like that themselves? Not let the govt handle it?

          1. Luther Baldwin

            I hope that guy’s got a rock-solid contract at wherever he’s working to pay the bills now, because that’s the kind of stuff that gets you unpersoned.

  17. Rebel Scum

    Kasich gets riled up: This isn’t America

    Why? Because the current president has an identical position on immigration and illegal immigration as the last 3 presidents?

    1. Because he’s actually trying to do something about it!

      1. WTF

        He is actually trying to enforce the nation’s laws. The monster!

    2. Pope Jimbo

      Meh. Katy Tur on MSNBC got way more riled up than Kasich. Her dick is much larger and swings much longer than John boy.

  18. My life in sex: ‘My greatest desire is to be a lady’s maid’

    I have tried to live out my fantasies by buying maids’ uniforms and wearing them to clean my home. While a couple of girlfriends tolerated it, they showed no enthusiasm. This year, through a phone chat service, I met a dominatrix who had moved home and needed a cleaner. She met me in a public place for an interview and, once reassured about my sincerity, let me go to her flat for a trial. I quickly dressed in a black housekeeper’s uniform dress with white apron and set about my tasks.

    To start with, she let me clean the kitchen, bathroom, sitting room and hall, but kept me away from more personal areas – the bedrooms and the laundry. She was matter of fact, telling me what she wanted done and critiquing my work. Since then, I’ve become her regular cleaner, doing all the household chores for her and her adult daughter.

    You might wonder where the sex is in this. Away from her flat, I am enormously aroused by the thought of my submission, and am thrilled by the amusement in her eyes as I present myself in my uniform for instructions. I also love the disdain her adult daughter shows me. For years I puzzled to understand why being a maid would be so arousing. Now, every week for a morning, I am at peace as I clean.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Higher intelligence is a real bitch

    2. Pat

      It takes all types.

    3. Just a thought not a sermon

      “While a couple of girlfriends tolerated it, they showed no enthusiasm.”

      This dude’s dream in life is to clean ladies’ apartments and he’s had trouble finding women who are enthusiastic about that? Sounds like he hasn’t been looking very hard.

      1. Nephilium

        Or he just has no follow through on the cleaning portion. A half cleaned item annoys me more then a dirty one.

        1. pistoffnick

          Warning: Mildly NSFW

      2. EvilSheldon

        I’m just spitballing here, but I’ll bet that it’s the crossdressing that’s turning off the ladies, rather than the cleaning fetish.

      3. Rasilio

        Makes sense, there are very few female dommes and the ones who do exist are usually pretty specific in what they want so the male subs have a really hard time finding anyone willing to fill that role for them

      4. Mojeaux

        Generally, sissies aren’t desirable as long-term companions. I imagine they are also high maintenance.

    4. Suthenboy

      That’s a letter from Penthouse, isnt it?

    5. Pope Jimbo

      Speaking of weird sex…..worst 4-some ever! (SFW)

  19. The Late P Brooks

    These are not functional bombs! Not that the bombmaker is incompetent—no, they’re not meant to go off at all. In fact, from what I can tell, their sole purpose is to look like bombs, and nothing else.

    Besides that, the “humorous” git-er-done message on the ISIS flags, the comically exaggerated “bomb-inside” packaging. These are like something Wiley Coyote ordered them from ACME.

    Whoever sent them just wasn’t clever enough to build a functional jack-in-the-box, which is what they should have done.

  20. Rebel Scum

    CNN is the best parody of CNN.

    CNN host John King claimed on Thursday that “no one” was blaming President Donald Trump for the pipe bombs that were sent to several Democratic figures this week as his panel then proceeded to blame the president for the pipe bombs.

    “No one’s blaming the president,” King said. “Is anyone blaming the president? But the president now wants to make it about him.”

    As King was making his remarks, CNN’s chyron stated: “CNN: Trump has no plans to claim any personal responsibility for inciting serial bomber.”

    “Of course he played no role in this,” Politico reporter Rachael Bade said, before speculating: “But you have to look at the greater context to this atmosphere he has created in Washington in attacking the media, and you have to wonder if that contributed to what happened yesterday.”

    They (leftists, media, and leftist media) still don’t get it.

    1. Raston Bot

      “i’m not saying it was Trump.. but it was Trump.”

  21. Brett L

    Well, this is a surprise. No wait, Sinead O’Connor has always been crazy.

    1. “Shuhada Davitt, pronounced ‘Shin aid oh connor’.”

    2. Brett L

      Esprit de escalier regretful alternate take: Maybe O’Connor converted to Islam because she missed the religious violence of her youth.

    3. Slammer

      What a fucking annoying loser

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Why cum pipple mad me tare up pope on tv?

        Now it makes sense.

    4. Drake

      The good news is that they are going to kill her when she changes her mind and becomes a Druid in a few weeks.

      1. WTF

        That is the traditional penalty for apostasy.

    5. Rufus the Monocled

      She’s gonna sing ‘Nothing compares to U’ at her conversion ceremony.

      Get it? Nothing compares to Islam!

    6. Daddy issues.

  22. Pat

    AI-generated painting sells for $432,000 at auction

    A painting created by artificial intelligence sold for $432,000 at the Christie’s Prints and Multiples art auction in New York. The piece, called “Portrait of Edmond Belamy,” is the first artwork made entirely by AI to go up for sale at a major art auction. It was expected to fetch between $7,000 and $10,000, making the $432,000 haul quite the shocker.

    The painting was the work of a type of algorithm known as Generative Adversarial Networks (GANs) that was devised by a Paris-based art collective called Obvious. The group fed the algorithm a data set of about 15,000 portraits painted between the 14th and 20th centuries. A Generator portion of the algorithm used its understanding of those many works of art to start creating its own images.

    1. It’s not that good a painting. If the image were better centered vertically, and the image were sharper, it might be worth something.

      At least it beats anything by most Modern ‘artists’.

    2. Slammer

      ARTificial, eh?

    3. Juvenile Bluster

      The “Art Collective” stole it from this guy, who posted it online a year ago. Free even!

      https://twitter.com/DrBeef_/status/1055285640420483073

      1. Pat

        Moral of the story: consider the license under which you release your code carefully.

  23. Zombie Hitler never catches a break, Part 2:

    Son accused of killing mom says he was possessed by ‘demons and Hitler,’ authorities say

    An Indiana man arrested Wednesday reportedly told police to “put him down” after he killed his mother, claiming he was possessed by “demons and Hitler,” authorities said.

    Jason A. Steiss, 34, was charged with felony aggravated battery in the death of his mother, Joy Steiss, Fort Wayne police said.

    “I murdered my mother,” Steiss told police, according to an affidavit obtained by WANE-TV. “I am a bad person. Kill me. I need to be put down so I don’t hurt anyone else.”

    1. Rebel Scum

      Am I a bad person for chuckling at that?

      1. You are a bad person, but chuckling at that isn’t why.

    2. Just demons are never enough, are there?

  24. DEG

    A pound of paste, he says, sells for more than one ton of corn.

    “That’s why everyone grows coca,” Tapia says

    The Reverend agrees

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of “socially aware” marketing-

    Has anybody else noticed the proliferation of “rainbow families” in teevee ads? Based on what I see during football games (the only time I subject myself to network broadcasts), two thirds of the families in America are interracial. I feel left out. Where’s my smoking hot cinnamon girl?

    1. Has anybody else noticed the proliferation of “rainbow families” in teevee ads?

      Nope.

      /no tv

      1. fried

        When a teacher asked the class if anyone had any questions, you were one of those people who actually vocally answered “no”, weren’t you?

        1. Worse, I was the one who interrogated them about boundary conditions and potential exceptions to the generalities presented.

          1. I was told by more than one teacher I wasn’t allowed to ask or answer questions in class.

            It contributed to my apathy towards school that led to me being a C student in high school.

        2. Certified Public Asshat

          Or he asked 5,000 questions while everyone else sat there rolling their eyes.

          1. Certified Public Asshat

            Should have refreshed.

        3. I’m Here To Help

          I am always that person. If you don’t forcefully say “no” there will be the inevitable pause, followed by someone asking some random, non-related question that prolongs the meeting by 30 minutes.

          1. MikeS

            *nods sagely*

    2. Pat

      Old news. A bunch of big consumer brands announced a few years back that they were working on doing more “inclusive” advertising.

      1. l0b0t

        LOL I remember not too long ago when Nike was being taken to task for not having enough white people in their advertising; I still remember the quote (but I can’t for the life of me remember who uttered it) – “Nike thinks that the basketball courts on West 4th St. are the epicenter of its brand universe and that’s ludicrous!“.

    3. I noticed that with my brief exposure to cable tv during vacation.

    4. Brett L

      Yes. I forget who was commenting on that, but they were mentioning that they almost never see the most common actual interracial family of black dad and white mom.

      1. Chipwooder

        I mentioned that. It’s always white guy-black girl, which is much less common

        1. Mojeaux

          There is a whole subgenre of romance dedicated to this combination.

          1. As I understood it, there was a subgenre of romance for every equivalent subgenre of porn, so there’s a romance for everything, as a corallary to rule 34.

          2. Mojeaux

            I should have said “wildly successul subgenre.”

            There are ones who are not very successful at all. For instance, lesbian romance is not. M/F/F is not. Black male, white female is not.

            Yes, there is every combo, but not every combo is wildly successful. Therefore, those works are few.

          3. Do you know who the audience is (by in large). It’s the sort of revealed preference factoid I like to accumulate.

          4. Mojeaux

            Black women.

          5. *makes thoughtful noise to cover up lack of actual cognition going on*

          6. Mojeaux

            Black women are the consumers of black-female-white-male romance. There’s a lot of it.

          7. Oh, I know what you said. I just didn’t have a proper response, so I tried to hard to be cleverly self-depricating.

          8. Interesting – some sort of taboo thing? Because it’s pretty rare that I see white male / black female. There is one couple at our community pool who meet that criteria – they have like six kids! – and the woman is so black that their kids still look, well, black.

          9. Mojeaux

            Not taboo—I don’t THINK.. I have a couple of theories:

            1) Smart, eligible black women who can’t find a decent, ambitious, well educated black man and have resorted to white men for the decent, ambitious, and well educated part.

            2) MAYBE social currency. “I am worthy of a white man,” although I could be wrong. My (black) bestie won’t take “nothin’ but black dick.”

            3) Grew up in a white environment and doesn’t want anything to do with urban culture, or simply can’t fit in.

            Women without a country, so to speak.

          10. Mojeaux

            Oh, and

            4) Simple preference.

            I’m an equal opportunity luster. If he’s hot, he’s hot.

            But I have known women who won’t date any race but X. My white college bestie was into Asian dudes.

          11. pistoffnick

            I use to work with an AutoCAD drafter whose boyfriend was lily white, had really short hair, and arms covered in tats. She was a gorgeous black woman. (Think Halley Berry with long hair). The skinhead – black girl thing threw a lot of people for a loop.

          12. Evan from Evansville

            My (black) bestie won’t take “nothin’ but black dick.”

            Oh, yeah. What’s her phone number?

          13. Mojeaux

            Gave a guy her phone number once, thinking I was being helpful.

            I wasn’t.

        2. fried

          When I visited Vancouver a few years ago, the white-guy/Chinese-girl couples were legion (full disclosure: I was among them at the time). We didn’t see much of the opposite.

    5. Don Escaped Texas

      yup, the signaling is strong

      of course I don’t care who people love, but having 10% of the world take up 40% of advertising feels like taking a lecture on subject in which I’m already expert

      I keep trying to explain this to muh Mum the Commie over tranny bathrooms: thrusting a 0.03% issue into my face half the time is annoying…and makes you look like an idiot

      1. Where do you get this 10% number. that strikes me as high.

        1. Brett L

          Maybe in the segregated North. South of the Mason-Dixon line, I’d say that’s not a bad number. Hell, 25% of my son’s soccer team fits that description.

          1. soccer teamThar’s yer problem.

            More seriously, that’s why I wanted a source for that claim.

          2. Trying to fix:

            soccer team

            Thar’s yer problem.

            More seriously, that’s why I wanted a source for that claim.

          3. Just a small anecdote: When I was down in SC at the Isle of Palms, I saw a lot of black ‘n’ white teens hanging out together, some obviously couples. I don’t see that kind of mixing here in Michigan.

          4. – as often –

            I know, small slice of the population, etc

          5. The South is actually less physically segregated than the North. In the South, whites and blacks must interact with one another on a daily basis. In the North, not so much.

        2. Don Escaped Texas

          10% is my catch-all factor that sums up all orientations and interests that aren’t cis-hetero, NTTAWWT

          The fraction just highlights the bizarre misrepresentation; maybe it’s not 500%, just 200%? It’s a notion, not a census.

          1. Darnit. I like factoids.

          2. MikeS

            You like incorrect data stated as fact?

          3. No, the other definition, very small facts.

          4. MikeS

            For a group of people who hate it when the left changes the definition of words, it always surprises me that so many accept the second definition.

          5. It has a ring of veracity. And the shift in definition of factoid is more along the lines of natural evolution of language. You were the first person to mention the old definition in a long time.

          6. MikeS

            I get it, it just annoys me. And it’s not like it’s an old word. It was coined in 1973. That’s a pretty quick change.

          7. Whatever the intent of the person who coined it, that isn’t the meaning that attached in common use.

          8. MikeS

            Yes, yes, yes. The fact that it got a second meaning because people didn’t understand it’s true meaning seems like rewarding bad behavior. It’s inconceivable.

          9. irregardless, English ain’t a prescriptive language.

          10. Gadfly

            That’s a pretty quick change.

            Because it was a poorly constructed word to convey its intended meaning. “-oid” has the connotation of diminution, not falsity, so it is only natural for “factoid” to become “small fact” instead of “false fact”. You can blame astronomy (planetoid, asteroid, meteoroid).

          11. Mojeaux

            Yeouch, UCS.

          12. Mojeaux – I was being illustrative by deliberately using the words thou must not use!

          13. MikeS

            You can blame astronomy

            I blame Norman Mailer.

          14. Is he the guy sending the bomb simulades to Democrats?

        3. Gadfly

          The number will depend on your definitions. According to the US census, 3% of the population is “two or more races” (using census definitions of race), so that would be a safe floor for your number of interracial couples. If one considers “Hispanic” a race, that number will go up, and even as it is the number is likely higher than reported as there is a non-zero number of people who are mixed-race but identify as one or the other.

          1. So verified mixed is about as common as gays, and a hundred times as common as trans.

      2. You don’t want a Thai ladyboy thrust in your face?

        1. Rasilio

          Well some people do pay extra for that

    6. Drake

      Sure – it would be shocking to see a white hetro couple in an ad, unless they were making a fool of the white guy.

    7. That and the proliferation of military members in ads.

      1. leon

        I know all those ads directed towards military members need to stop.

        1. leon

          Especially those USAA ads. It’s always military guys.

          1. mexican sharpshooter

            USAA provides sevices exclusively for military members…hence their marketing to military and their families.

          2. leon

            😉 I know.

    8. Atanarjuat

      There’s nothing quite like being patronizingly lectured to by the most morally bankrupt institution in America outside Washington DC.

  26. Not Adahn

    This morning on NPR they were celebrating the canonization of Matthew Shepard.

    They have stopped pretending to be interested in the truth. From memory: “Prosecutors claimed that Shepard was targeted solely becasue he was gay. Later that has become disputed. But it does not matter. Hate crimes happen.”

    1. Pat

      The issue isn’t the issue, the revolution is the issue. Doesn’t matter that he got killed over drugs, it raised awareness of some other potential murder victims who were killed for other reasons and made us all conscious of the fact that getting murdered for your sexual orientation is much worse than getting murdered for other reasons.

    2. leon

      “Prosecutors claimed that Shepard was targeted solely becasue he was gay. Later that has become disputed. But it does not matter. Hate crimes happen.”

      If you use it as an example if hate crime, then yes it matters. So much for the IFLS crowd. We should start a website called IFLL (I f****** love logic) to rip these things apart.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    A painting created by artificial intelligence sold for $432,000 at the Christie’s Prints and Multiples art auction in New York.

    Take that, “R Mutt”.

  28. Where did I put that shocked face of mine:

    Chicago cop, accused of sex crimes against teenage boys, never been disciplined

    Elkins, 44, who is now a sergeant, has been on desk duty since the Michigan incident.

    While awaiting the conclusion of that disciplinary case, he has gotten two union-mandated pay raises, which totaled about $4,000 a year, records show. His salary is now more than $104,000 a year.

    And his retirement benefits have grown to where he’d be entitled to a pension of about $75,000 a year, provided he reaches his 20-year departmental anniversary in December 2019.

    Police spokesman Anthony Guglielmi says the internal affairs investigation of the incident in northeastern Michigan has taken more than three years in part because internal affairs investigators had to wait for the criminal case to be wrapped up. Also, Guglielmi says, any witnesses live hundreds of miles away.

    1. Pat

      If does get kicked out of the department he can always consider a second career in the local Catholic diocese.

  29. Suthenboy

    Donald Trump is causing global warming.
    Global warming causes hurricanes.
    The army of invaders is about to walk into a hurricane.
    Awwww shit, I cant even finish it….y’all see where this is going. What are the odds that the hurricane gets blamed on DT before it even hits? The odds that anyone who dies in the hurricane means DT has blood on his hands?

    1. WTF

      Not mentioned: Greenhouse gas emissions in the US have actually decreased since Trump took office.

      1. That’s awful! Whycome Trump is suffocating the trees!

        1. Rebel Scum

          This is a point I try to make with AGW hysteria people. Vegetation does better in a higher carbon content atmosphere. That’s why, on Earth day, I do my part and let my car idle all day. I have to compensate of the green weenies and their Prius’s.

    2. straffinrun

      A three in thirty chance Trump had blood on his hands when he grabs ’em by the p****y.

    3. Raston Bot

      has Willa already blown herself out? NHC has nothing on their Pacific map:

      https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/?epac

      1. WTF

        It landed 2 days ago and moved inland as a tropical storm.

  30. Rebel Scum

    Bill de Blasio is concerned

    “People are not being cowed by this. But we have no doubt that this is an act of terror,” de Blasio told CNN, adding “there is no credible and specific threat at this point to any location in New York City” but “clearly there’s a pattern here that we’re taking very, very seriously.”

    “Obviously, what’s happened here is directed for political purposes… we should not assume it’s only a one-day thing,” he continued, stressing that “people should assume it’s going to take at least days, if not longer” for the suspect or suspects to be tracked down “and that we’re not out of the woods here until the perpetrators are found.”

    De Blasio said counterterrorism forces were positioned “very visibly in front of key media companies” and at the offices of “prominent political figures” in NYC.

    “We’re going to get past this. Ultimately, this is a very good and decent country full of people who try and do the right thing. These moments bring us down, but what I think is crucial for people to recognize, that this is a moment in time,” he said. “The way we answer this hatred is by being in solidarity with each other, looking out for each other, being vigilant, recognizing that the information that you hear, something you might not be sure is important or not, but in the hands of law enforcement, may prove to be a crucial clue.”

    1) Useless gesture is useless. 2) Have fun singing kumbaya while useful people do useful things.

    1. Pat

      9/11 got Guiliani a presidential campaign, but those don’t come along every day so you have to take what you can get.

  31. Rufus the Monocled

    Roger Waters is weaponizing his music.

    For what? His own stupid hubris?

    Wouldn’t surprise me if he believes his music can ‘bring people together’.

    Except those people. And you know who you are.

    What a fool.

    1. Brett L

      For what? His own stupid hubris?

      I mean, if I was going to guess at the reasons behind anything Roger Waters did, this would be my starting point.

    2. Just a thought not a sermon

      Seriously. Don’t give me that goody good bullshit.

      1. pistoffnick

        All in all, Roger is a dick with no balls

        1. MikeS

          There is not dark side to Roger’s ideology. As a matter of fact, it’s all dark.

    3. Festus

      We grew tired of his mewling about thirty years ago. Oh mah Daddy done got kilt in the war, now I’ll cry and cry and cry… Jesus Christ, Waters. Shut up and play your bass guitar! One of my favourite bands ruined yet again by a douche.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    De Blasio said counterterrorism forces were positioned “very visibly in front of key media companies” and at the offices of “prominent political figures” in NYC.

    Ooh, dat sweet, sweet ovahtime.

    1. straffinrun

      I tried watching the NYPD press conference with De Blasio. Authoritays telling us how great they are and how little sleep they were getting. Barf worthy.

      1. Rebel Scum

        Barf worthy.

        I listen to ‘hate-radio’ on my commute. The morning and evening guys are ok, but they are big time police/military fellators. I have to turn it off when they go on the “these guys are heroes” rants.

  33. robc

    465 yards rushing. 0 yards passing ( 1 attempt). No run over 16 yards. 7 TDs, 2 punts.

    Win on the road over division leader.

    Perfect.

    1. Chipwooder

      Hokies embarrassed on their home field in a nationally televised game? It’s a beautiful thing.

    2. blighted_non_millenial

      Meh, against a team that lost to Old Dominion. I hate the scheme. It works spectacularly a few times a year, fairly well a decent amount of the time, but if a team has our number there’s no adjustment to fix it.

      1. robc

        I love the scheme. Against teams with multiple 5 star dlineman it struggles. But so does every other offense.

        And last night wasnt our normal scheme. We ran maybe 2 option plays.

        1. Brett L

          Sounds more like a Darryl Royal wet dream. 3 backs, 8 blockers, 5 yards in a cloud of dust.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    “The way we answer this hatred is by being in solidarity with each other, looking out for each other, being vigilant, recognizing that the information that you hear, something you might not be sure is important or not, but in the hands of law enforcement, may prove to be a crucial clue.”

    See Something, Say Something.

    Suspect everyone.

    1. Festus

      Mommy watches the Bad Man on T.V. when she thinks I’m napping.

    2. WTF

      But don’t dare suspect or say anything about people belonging to certain groups, because that would be bigoted.

    3. “There’s this highly suspicious man asking people to spy on their neighbors… Well, he’s an old white dude… Oh, I know the name… DeBlasio. Hello? Please stop laughing, I’m serious.”

  35. Pat

    Black professor who accused Dunkin’ of racial profiling speaks out: It was a ‘dangerous’ and ‘bad’ situation

    A man who was kicked out of a Dunkin’ (formerly Dunkin’ Donuts) last week and alleged that the incident was racially motivated is speaking out.

    Timothy E. Nelson, a historian and professor who teaches Africana Studies at the University of New Mexico, had dropped his car off to be serviced at a Santa Fe, N.M., Firestone, then stepped into a nearby Dunkin’ to buy a coffee and a doughnut. After stepping out briefly to check on his car and learn that it would be awhile, he returned to the coffee shop to use its Wi-Fi while he waited. It wasn’t long before he says he was confronted by the franchise owner and asked to leave. When Nelson asked why he was being thrown out, he was told there was a one-hour rule for patrons.

    “Where was this posted?” Nelson asked in a phone interview with Yahoo Lifestyle. “She was rude when she came up to me. I didn’t know Dunkin’ Donuts had an hourlong rule. When I wanted to know more, she wasn’t very clear about the rule.” Without showing proof of the policy, the owner of the Santa Fe Dunkin’, Irene Deubel, continued to insist that he leave. So Nelson, who is also a racial justice director at the YWCA, pulled out his cellphone to record the confrontation.

    In a video posted to Facebook, Deubel can be heard repeating, “You’re done,” and “Timothy, goodbye.” Nelson asks, “So what you’re saying is I only get an hour to sit here?” and “Did you call the police?” It turns out Deubel had indeed called the authorities.

    He recorded his conversation with the officers too and posted it to Facebook. In it, he describes the scenario, and the police tell him, “It’s a place of business. They make their rules.” “I bought a coffee, though!” Nelson says. The officer responds, “I completely understand where you’re coming from, but it’s a place of business. It’s a private property. If they don’t want you in there, they can kick you out, man.”

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      One hour for the price of a cup of coffee isn’t unreasonable.

      1. You’re willing to work for $0.25/hour?

        Actually know the place with the quarter coffee does free refills… you’re willing to work for $0.05/hour?

        1. Why no, I didn’t read the article, why do you ask?

      2. leon

        McDonald’s only gives you 30 min with the WiFi. And it’s posted on the WiFi agreement. Someone should take these assholes to task for screaming racism.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          They’ll be taken to task alright, and by they I mean the owner will be given shit and have the franchise pulled.

        2. Gadfly

          Yeah, the only potential problem here is not having the rules posted. Although if they have the generic “No Loitering” sign up, that covers it and this guy is an ass.

    2. straffinrun

      Racial justice director at the YWCA. I’d hate to see the requirements for that position.

      1. Well, you can’t be young, christian, or a ciswoman.

        1. straffinrun

          Thinking outside the box.

      2. Chipwooder

        He’s doubling up on the useless, bullshit occuptations!

      3. He should know it’s more fun there than the Dunkin Donuts.

    3. Chipwooder

      “So what you’re saying is I only get an hour to sit here?”

      Yes, it is a great injustice that buying a two dollar coffee doesn’t bestow upon you the right to occupy a business for as long as you want.

    4. Count Potato

      Seems like a fair price. 800 fill down isn’t cheap.

      1. Count Potato

        Gilmored.

    5. Count Potato

      “So Nelson, who is also a racial justice director at the YWCA”

      I see the problem here.

    6. The Bearded Hobbit

      Yeah, and Santa Fe (aka San Francisco of the desert) is a well-known hotbed of racism. (Massive eye-roll).

  36. AlmightyJB

    Kasich’s a douch.

  37. AlmightyJB

    Legalize Cocaine!

  38. Festus

    Bill Whittle fired up and ornery. Missed the last comet to suburbia, I’d venture. https://youtu.be/PO7ksBPabrc

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Allah bless her, maybe it’ll do her some good. She needs structure and if there’s one thing Islam has it’s structure.

      1. I thought it was brutal seventh century barbarian punishments.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          That’s the foundation.

          1. Festus

            She feels that she needs to atone for some ungodly reason. That poor woman has been damaged beyond repair but if this helps her in the short run I won’t judge overmuch.

          2. AlmightyJB

            Yeah,I just pity her at this point as well.

          3. Stinky Wizzleteats

            Snark aside I agree with you and wish her well.

    2. Atanarjuat

      But is she a Cleveland Browns fan?

    3. ChipsnSalsa

      Does OFFICE MANAGER MOHAMMED have any opinions on this matter?

      I’d type something out but I’m not very funny that way.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    So Nelson, who is also a racial justice director at the YWCA, pulled out his cellphone to record the confrontation.

    Never saw that coming.

    And-

    the police tell him, “It’s a place of business. They make their rules.” “I bought a coffee, though!” Nelson says. The officer responds, “I completely understand where you’re coming from, but it’s a place of business. It’s a private property. If they don’t want you in there, they can kick you out, man.”

    And the “college professor” found this to be somehow outrageous and baffling?

    1. leon

      Come see the violence inherent in the system!!!

    2. Chipwooder

      “As a diversity instructor, intersectionality trainer, and as a professor that teaches about race and how it functions in society, all of that stuff comes down to this moment.

      Fuck this guy, hard.

      1. Festus

        :Insert Ron Paul gif:

    3. Suthenboy

      Another ‘Everyone is an asshole’ story.

      1. WTF

        What are the odds that if he just said, “Hey I’m waiting for my car to be serviced next door, can I hang out?” the manager might have let him instead of going right to “You’re trying to kick me out because you’re racist!”?

        1. Don Escaped Texas

          yup: I’d honor their terms and just keep buying coffee; how is that so hard?

      2. Festus

        Aren’t they all, Suthen?

    1. blighted_non_millenial

      I am disappoint a) not Florida woman and b) no pics for crazy/hot matrix evil

      1. blighted_non_millenial

        Eval, damn autocorrect

  40. Festus

    Just found out that a dear friend of mine from my twenties is going to jail for embezzlement. Super-prog but a great gal. I lived and worked with she and her Husband while they were building their family. I’m dumbfounded.

    1. was it at least an impressive amount?

      1. Festus

        Details are not forthcoming but the sentence (6 mos.) and probation (18 mos.) plus having to pay back a four figure portion makes it seem that the judge came down on her harder because she has always worked for victims’ rights groups and the like. I know this woman, well I knew this woman and this is a bolt from the blue to me. They took me in when my roommates scarpered on the house we were renting. I was there for the birth of their first child. We were a unit for three years, holidays, sports, mutual friends and blended friends marrying one another. Twitterpated.

    2. Brett L

      Yeah, my FiL went down for that about a year after my wife and I were married. I can’t for the life of me understand why people think its okay to take money from their company and put it in their pocket, but they do.

      1. leon

        I have a former business partner who did that…

        1. Festus

          Soooo not on the Xmas card list anymore? That sucks when people betray your trust. It doesn’t chip away at your faith in humanity, it takes a chainsaw to it.

        2. Suthenboy

          My Grandfather on partnerships: “Every partnership ends in a court battle or a gun fight.”

      2. Festus

        That sucks, Brett. The thing that gets me is that so far as I know she has led an exemplary life until now. I looked up to her and wanted to be the kind of person that she and her husband would be proud to call a friend. Fer fuck’s sake, when I was going through a rough patch I “mannied” for them.

        1. Mojeaux

          You are grieving the death of a person who once did exist, or you thought existed. Totally get where you’re coming from.

          1. Festus

            Words of wisdom, Mojeaux. We haven’t been in touch except for when I used to facebook. Who knows what transpired in the last tweny-odd years? I know there was a divorce and that she went full SJW but aside from that it’s just warm fuzzies. I think they used to keep me around as an experiment, for whatever that’s worth. We all took the same courses and Skinner was King back then.

  41. Nephilium

    Ok, those of you with common names, is it really that hard to remember your e-mail address and that of your SO? Last night, as I’m getting ready to go to bed, I get an e-mail for a boarding pass for a flight between Yangon and Hanoi… with one of my relatives names in it (same last name, same first initial). Based on the HowManyOfMe.com site, my last name is rare enough that it says there’s fewer then 122 people with it, and I’m the only one with my exact name. This is not the first time his wife(?) has done this. I’ve gotten random e-mails for trips to Switzerland, receipts for gifts, etc.

    1. leon

      You just have a bad email address. I never get crap like that.

    2. Since when does my name have anything to do with my e-mail address outside of work?

      1. Pat

        UnCiv uses /dev/urandom to generate a 65 digit string for his email handle. And he doesn’t copy and paste.

        1. *doesn’t see what’s weird about that*

          Seriously people… Abine Blur.

    3. One of the nice things about having an uncommon surname.

      1. Nephilium

        My last name is uncommon. That’s the issue. My relatives wife doesn’t seem to grasp the concept that different domains exist for e-mail.

        UCS: My name has to do with my e-mail I use for job hunting and other professional things. First Initial + Last Name looks better on a resume then Nephilium.

        1. I see.

          Most of my resume mailings are for promotional opportunities, so my work e-mail is okay (since it’s with the same employer) I can’t remember when I sent out one for an external post.

    4. Chipwooder

      I had no idea such a site exists! 926 people in the US with my last name….huh, I’m surprised it’s that many. I’ve never met one I’m not related to. And there’s one other me out there!

      1. Gadfly

        I had no idea such a site exists! 926 people in the US with my last name

        I haven’t checked the site, but if it is just telling you how many people share your last name then that site is merely a UI slapped on the names spreadsheet that has been available from the census website for years (at least a decade).

    5. LJW

      Not a single person in the world has my name makes it easy signing up for email.

    6. I used to work with a guy named John Smith. He _always_ got stopped by the TSA and had to do some extra paperwork to fly; because – surprise! – some other John Smith is on the no-fly list.

      1. I still have a coworker named Steve Smith. No, he’s not a rapesquatch. But the nominal confusion causes problems.

      2. Festus

        I worked with a guy named John Smith right about the time that “Pocahontas” came out. For about six months he was “The Brave and Handsome John Smith”. His dad is John Smith and his Grandad.

      3. Nephilium

        When I was in high school, we had a kid transfer in sophomore or junior year with the name John Smith. It became a running joke that he was Russian Spy with all American name. Plays football, dates girls, has dog, drinks wodk… beer!

        1. Is American as Apple Cake?

          1. Nephilium

            Da… mean YES! Like Basesball!

      4. I’m Here To Help

        I have this problem as well. Always get the big “X” on the entry card when returning to the US from overseas and get shifted over to the blue-glove-drop-your-pants-and-bend-over line to get through immigration. When they see me traveling on the brown “official” passport, they wonder why I’m in their line. Had one of them tell me that there was someone with the same first and last name, different middle name and birthday, that was on a watch list. My name isn’t that uncommon, so I can only guess there are a bunch of us that have this problem. One immigration officer told me that the next time I had a long layover in the entry airport to request a manager to get a dispensation put into the system for me.

        Mind you, this happens to me when I’m flying on official government orders with an official government employee passport. So being a minion of the Man doesn’t prevent negative encounters with the Man…

      5. Is that other John Smith the Reichsmarshall?

    7. I get it pretty frequently. My last name isn’t very common, but I use my last name alone @ gmail for one address, and because it begins with “wh” I get a lot of people with a first initial “w” and last names that are the same as mine but skip straight to the “h”.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder
        1. Luther Baldwin

          whitler?

    8. Caput Lupinum

      Huh. There are 3,902 people in the U.S. with my name. 443,002 have the same first name, and 2,890,512 with the same last name. Despite how common my name is, I’ve never had that problem Neph. So, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

    9. Lol.

      There are 5,169,994 people in the US with my first name.

      3,754 with my last.

      And 59 with the same first and last. Of which I know some are direct relatives of mine.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Give me enough time and you just doxxed yourself

        1. *looks at link in handle*

          *whistles nonchalantly*

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            I’m going to figure it out someday.

            *starts building massive spreadsheet*

        2. MikeS

          Hint: His nom de plume is not UCS

  42. Certified Public Asshat

    Time for some serious news:

    Justin Bieber eats burrito sideways

    The “Sorry” singer has been been consumed in burrito-eating scandal after photos appeared on Reddit of the star chowing down on the tortilla delicacy right down the middle. Like he’s eating corn on the cob. Or playing the harmonica.

    1. leon

      This obsession with people having to eat food the ‘right’ way is weird.

      1. Chipwooder

        I agree, other than people who eat pizza with a fork and knife. That’s just silly.

        1. Knife is never needed.

          However, if there were sufficient toppings that they sloughed off, it is acceptable to deal with the toppings on the plate using a fork.

    2. LJW

      I’m cool with it, but if he likes pineapple on his pizza, lock him up!

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Jesus, they’ll try to turn everything into a controversy won’t they?

      1. It’s a socially acceptable form of voyeurism and shaming. Gets all the nobodies revved up.

        1. Gadfly

          Gets all the nobodies busybodies revved up.

          FTFY.

    4. Drake

      Looks like he has one of those giant fat burritos that are way to girthy to get the end in his mouth.

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        way to girthy to get the end in his mouth.

        #wellhello

        Maybe he has discovered a burrito eating hack. I will…probably forget to try the next time eating a burrito.

    5. Private Chipperbot

      But does he eat a candy bar with a fork and knife?

      1. Chipwooder

        Of course! That’s how these society types eat candy bars – they don’t want to get chocolate on their fingers.

        1. Festus

          So long as he doesn’t eat a hot dog sideways, we’ll give him a pass. Nah, let’s burn him.

    6. one true athena

      I’m sure he does that when he’s in public so no one can photoshop him eating *something* the other way. He’s been a paparazzi target for, what, ten years, he knows there are cameras everywhere.

    1. Chipwooder

      I was assured by our lord and savior Barack Obama that greater than 2% growth was a thing of the past.

      1. Suthenboy

        Let’s not forget who got this started.

        1. Rebel Scum

          He’s gallivanting around the country now making sure everyone knows that the good economy is his doing. My blood pressure rises every time I hear that man speak.

          1. Obama got that response from me. But I think I was reacting to the smug condescention. I haven’t listened to the current president enough to know if there are any pysiological side effects.

          2. Rebel Scum

            Obama got that response from me.

            That’s who I’m talking about. And yes, it is his smug condescension that does it. That and his stating of absolute falsehoods that people lap up as truth.

          3. commodious spittoon

            I never got angry listening to the big zilch. Not that I went out of my way to soak up his wisdom, but when I did, it was so pat and boring I had to wonder exactly who finds it enlightening.

            Listening to Trump irritates me, though. It’s galling that the vestigial ethos of liberty and conservatism has that asinine, barely articulate horse’s ass for an avatar.

          4. Rebel Scum

            Listening to Trump irritates me,

            I just enjoy the entertainment and irony that he is president. And he doesn’t sound like he is talking down to people so he doesn’t really bother me. He’s like a white-trash billionaire.

          5. Years ago on TOS, I pined for the Rodney Dangerfield of presidents… and here we are.
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPPA-Z4vus8

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      They’re probably going to like the stock market performance over the next week though.

  43. Pat

    New ‘Trojan horse’ antibiotic promising

    Scientists say they have engineered a new antibiotic that appears promising in early clinical trials.

    The drug, made by Shionogi Inc, acts like the Trojan horse in Greek legend to trick bacteria into allowing it to enter.

    Trials on 448 people with a kidney or urinary tract infection suggested the drug was as effective as current treatments.

    Experts said the findings were an encouraging development.

    The drug takes inspiration from the story of the giant wooden horse which was used to sneak Greek warriors into the city of Troy.

    But instead of wood, iron is used to smuggle an antibiotic into bacteria.

    Dr Simon Portsmouth, who led the international research, said: “During an acute infection, one of our innate immune responses is to create an iron-poor environment.

    “In response, bacteria increase their iron intake.”

    The new antibiotic, cefiderocol, binds to iron and, in a deadly mistake, bacteria transport it past their defences and inside their cells.

    This will probably be even more badly needed than it is now in about 45 years when it gets out of trials and becomes a useful treatment.

    1. So they put the antibiotics right on the condom?

    2. R C Dean

      The drug, made by Shionogi Inc, acts like the Trojan horse in Greek legend to trick bacteria into allowing it to enter.

      The STEVE SMITH of antibiotics?

  44. Raston Bot

    All That Remains singer has a great shirt

    https://goo.gl/images/gExUQN

  45. Pulchritudinous pecs and perky posteriors on these pretty popsies.

    http://archive.is/NHPy3

    6, 8, 16, 31, 33, 49, 50, 69.

    1. Pat

      25, 49, 57

  46. The Late P Brooks

    Democrats are not going to like this.

    Don’t you get it? There’s only so much pie, and if we eat it all, future generations will starve!

  47. Certified Public Asshat

    More food controversey: Deep dish is not the pizza of choice for most Chicagoans

    “We don’t just eat deep dish here. We eat thin, square-cut pie here.”

    A big chunk of Chicago pizza is this style of pizza. And that’s the only reason I’m kind of going on and on and blathering about tavern-style is Chicago-style. Because that’s what I found. When I call a place up anonymously and say, “Hey, what are you guys known for? What’s your specialty?” They would invariably say thin, and, if you dig a little deeper, “What do you mean by thin?” “Well, tavern-cut, thin and crispy, sauce and cheese pushed all the way to the edge.” That’s thin to them.

    It’s like I say in the book, deep dish is to Chicago as Times Square is to New York. So, what if I go to New York and only eat in Times Square? “Oh, all you have is Bubba Gump Shrimp here! What a ridiculous city.” It’s the same thing!

    Square cut could be worse than deep dish.

    1. Square cut is an atrocity worse than mislabelling casserole.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        casserole

        Whatever that is. Maybe sometime I’ll square cut up some cold hot dish and we can eat it and have a discussion about your strange ways while watching a movie at the same time.

        1. I thought we were having lunch at the hardware store.

          1. Pope Jimbo

            It is much easier to be heard at the movie theater because everyone else is so quiet.

    2. Pizza iz always a round-a! /Italian Hand gestures

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      Square is authentic. We buy and make it square.

      It’s authentic as authentic can be.

      1. Add Rufus to the list of deplorables.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          No focaccia for you.

      2. Certified Public Asshat

        In case it makes a difference, here they mean a round pizza cut into squares.

          1. Rufus the Monocled

            lol.

            One day I’ll host a “Pizza, not pizza, kinda pizza” symposium on pizza at my place.

        1. Rebel Scum

          round pizza cut into squares

          Domino’s does that crap with their thin crust pizza.

      3. Rebel Scum

        I am ok with square cut. Fits in the toaster oven better. (I eat Totino’s frozen pizzas and I am not ashamed.)

        1. B.P.

          But Totino’s are now square. (I too eat Totino’s regularly)

      4. Pope Jimbo

        I’m with you Rufus. Square is a common way to see pizza cut up here in Minnesoda. Nothing is wrong with it. Nothing is wrong with triangles either.

        I swear you guys are worse than my sister who insists that sandwiches have to be made with consecutive slices of bread and that the filling goes in between the common faces. She absolutely freaks out if she sees you making a bunch of sandwiches in an assembly line fashion and not paying proper attention to “bread integrity” (her term).

        1. Chipwooder

          I actually do exactly that, but just because it seems logical to me. I don’t actually care if sandwiches are made this way.

        2. kinnath

          my sister who insists that sandwiches have to be made with consecutive slices of bread and that the filling goes in between the common faces.

          Is there any other legitimate way to make a sandwich?

          1. Pope Jimbo

            Make your own sandwich any way you want. Bitch at me because I didn’t care enough about crazy stuff while making 40 sandwiches for a family outing? Go fuck yourself. Especially since she never offers to make the sandwiches herself*.

            *She’s actually a pretty decent person for a kid sister

        3. R C Dean

          The square cut is actually more structurally stable, since it lacks the acute angle on the pointy end of triangle cut pizza.

          1. Without the grip? Where are you supposed to pick them up from?

          2. A properly cooked crust obviates the need for that sort of structural stability.

          3. So you’re the one who’s been overcooking the thin crusts!

        4. I fully believe in the structural integrity of bread, which is why I get annoyed when restaurants serve hamburgers on brioche rolls. The roll isn’t strong enough to hold up when it becomes saturated with burger juice, and you get a smooshy mess that just falls apart. This is often enough to send me into a homicidal rage. I feel the same way about hard-shell tacos.

          1. Chill, man.

            You’re too worked up.

          2. I do not handle disappointment well.

          3. So you’re a Libertarian, why?

    4. Suthenboy

      I had a dream last night of eating at a pizza buffet. I woke up craving pizza. This morning I made a extra-pepperoni pepperoni pizza for breakfast.
      Now I have heartburn.

    5. Chipwooder

      Sicilian is square and square cut. That’s acceptable. Other styles cut in squares is an abomination.

      1. Sicilian exceeds crust thickness parameters and is thus not pizza, so it doesn’t matter how it’s cut.

    6. WTF

      It is, it’s a Midwestern thing, that’s what they have in Indiana.

      1. I’m beginning to suspect Rochester New York is actually a midwestern city in the wrong place. They’re ‘pop’ saying, square-cut-round-pizza-eating dumbasses there.

      2. “that’s what they have in Indiana”

        Question: can I pick up my illegal full-semi-auto child-murder death machine with the thing that goes up at the pizzeria, or do I need to go somewhere else?

        1. Get a pizza and they’re throw in a 50% off coupon for automatic magazine clips.

        2. Sean

          There’s handgun vending machines on every corner.

        3. WTF

          Sure, they give away fully semi-automatic death machines just for visiting. I know because we sometimes have to visit my wife’s relatives in Indiana.

      3. Evan from Evansville

        Maybe those losers up north!

        I simply don’t get square-cut pizza. How can you have several slices of pizza that have no crust/handle?!

        HOW CAN THAT BE.

        Turoni’s Pizza was a favorite of most Evansvillians, but I actually only ate there a few times. Was pretty good for a middling Hoosier town. The lamented and departed Mazio’s was where we would get pizza after baseball games. They could make a damn good personal pan.

        Bloomington had Rockit’s by the ($2) slice right next to the Video Saloon. NYC style really is the best outside of Italy.

    7. dorvinion

      Deep dish is the only thing I miss after leaving the Chicago area.

      I never liked the crispy thin crust stuff. That kind of pizza is reserved for employee luncheons, parties, and other gatherings where you are ordering 10+ pizzas.
      Cutting it into squares, even though it was baked round made it that much worse.

      1. If your thin crust is crispy, you done fucked up.

        It’s supposed to be foldable.

        1. Festus

          Item#502 that Festus no longer enjoys. Coffee was a weird one but I’ll miss fishing most of all… Everything that I liked has become NPC.

    8. commodious spittoon

      Square cut thin-crust with pineapple and green chile. The square cut accentuates the cracker crust like the chile does the pineapple.

      1. Who are these terrible cooks who are burning the crust to being ‘crackers’? Thin crust is supposed to be foldable, regardless of cut. If you can’t fold it, you did it wrong.

        1. commodious spittoon

          What, you don’t slather saltines with ketchup and powder parmesan and call it pizza?

          1. Fun fact – A large proportion of what is in a can of “Parmesean” is actually wood fiber. Check the label. It’s listed there as cellulose.

            And no, I wouldn’t do that.

          2. Luther Baldwin

            That’s why I buy 4C. It’s just cheese. Of course, you have to give it few whacks every time you pull it out of the refrigerator but it’s worth it.

          3. commodious spittoon

            What a gyp. Stupid fancy Eurofags. I’m going back to using natural American cheese.

          4. ChipsnSalsa

            Most shredded cheeses will have that to prevent the cheese sticking back together in a big lump.

            Shred a block of cheese, that’s the way to do it.

    9. I’m Here To Help

      Ok, the morning links are getting a bit long in the tooth, so I feel fairly safe posting this now without a horde of Glibs bearing pitchforks and torches marching up my street to cleanse the heretic:

      1. I eat pizza with a fork and knife.
      2. Not only that, I eat around the edge and then in towards the center. The only pizza we eat is the pizza we make for ourselves, so they are individually sized (my wife and I don’t like the same toppings), and I much prefer the center part with all the wonderful toppings than the crust. So I go counterclockwise around the outside of my pizza first, then eat the interior. Don’t have a rationale for the counterclockwise, it’s just how it naturally happens.
      3. Pizza just isn’t tasty to me unless it has some gorgonzola cheese on it.
      4. Sometimes, I actually like ham and pineapple on my pizza (this is the exception to the gorgonzola rule, but now that I think about it I may have to give it a try…)

      (Just read this out loud to my wife. Her response: “@#$%ing animal…” So, I may not escape the pitchfork and torch after all.
      There, I said it.

      1. *assembles mob*

      2. Private Chipperbot

        1. I eat pizza with a fork and knife. MONSTER
        2. Not only that, I eat around the edge and then in towards the center. The only pizza we eat is the pizza we make for ourselves, so they are individually sized (my wife and I don’t like the same toppings), and I much prefer the center part with all the wonderful toppings than the crust. So I go counterclockwise around the outside of my pizza first, then eat the interior. Don’t have a rationale for the counterclockwise, it’s just how it naturally happens. YOU’RE WEIRD AND SHOULD FEEL BAD
        3. Pizza just isn’t tasty to me unless it has some gorgonzola cheese on it. I CAN DIG THIS
        4. Sometimes, I actually like ham and pineapple on my pizza (this is the exception to the gorgonzola rule, but now that I think about it I may have to give it a try…)

        MONSTER

      3. CPRM

        I’m Here To Help confirmed as Trump.

        1. I’m Here To Help

          Hey now, no need to go that far! I enjoy my steaks at the proper medium rare, and know the sublime joy of eating a properly aged steak, cooked just right, with nothing but the hint of salt and pepper on it. Hell, I didn’t even put steak sauce on the boot leather they referred to as “steaks” at the DFAC in Iraq…

          1. You’re worse than a monster.

            BURN, HERETIC!

            *ignites flamer, drowns room in flames*

  48. Pope Jimbo

    Nothing left to cut.

    Air Force is paying $1200 each for their fancy cups (except if you look at the pic, it looks like old ’80s tech). The plastic handles break a lot and can’t be replaced so a whole new cup needs to be ordered. AF gets super excited about the fact that they can 3D print a new handle for 50 cents. Rest of world still hasn’t moved on from them paying $1200 in the first place.

    But the solution isn’t as simple as buying pilots Thermoses for their coffee, he said. The heaters are also used to warm up food such as soup or noodles. Aircraft such as the KC-10 regularly fly lengthy missions of 10 hours or more while deployed, he said, and can sometimes take as long as 17 or 18 hours. This means the air crew need some way to heat up food and beverages in-flight, and a Thermos filled up with coffee before takeoff might not stay warm long enough, he said.

    The entire hot cup also can’t be 3-D printed, he said, because it has an internal heating element. And the Air Force has to be careful as it looks for other, potentially cheaper hot cups, because they have to be FAA-certified to maintain flight safety standards on factors such as flammability and heat transferability.

    Possibly going 18 hours without heated coffee? How could miserly bastards even suggest that our Heroes in the Sky suffer so much?

    1. KC? That’s a fuel tanker. You can’t have heating elements around fuel! They get cold drinks and rations only!

      1. Don Escaped Texas

        * snort * reminds me: The deployment of today’s leading mobile refrigerant, R-1234yf, was delayed for years (by the VDA) because it’s flammable, as if a car doesn’t already have 200 pounds of flammables on board (in infinitely riskier packaging).

    2. Chipwooder

      Here’s a suggestion you should be able to appreciate (well, if they had these on PI when you were there, anyway) – give ’em previously frozen Jimmy Dean boxed lunchs that still have a thin coating of ice on them.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        I keep telling you that I’m not a WM. I went to MCRDSD and was a real Marine.

        1. Chipwooder

          Right, right, but did you have Jimmy Dean box lunches at the range?

          1. Pope Jimbo

            No, I think we had MRE’s at the range. But it was so long ago that the only thing I remember about the range was that I was able to grab quick cat naps while practicing the prone position. Pretty sweet.

    3. Gustave Lytton

      WTF are they talking about? I bet the writer has never filled a thermos in their life and relies on buying a cup of coffee everyday. A vacuum thermos will absolutely keep coffee hot for 18 hours. I have one that will keep my coffee warm to the next day.

      And fuck the AF. They need a hard kick to the ass. Enough of this BS. Starting acting like a service for once. No Hot A? Boo fucking hoo. Eat a cold MRE. Or those awful box meals you serve to your prisoners riding in the back of transports.

      1. Rasilio

        Also, why do the cups need to have the heating elements? It would be a much simpler thing to build an object like a cooler that secures to the floor of the cabin into which you can insert the cup/thermos into it and it heats the thermos from the outside

    4. R C Dean

      Since when does Air Force equipment have to meet FAA standards?

      1. kinnath

        General military aircraft are not certified to civilian standards. Transport vehicles that operate in civilian controlled airspace have to meet some of the civilian standards for communication and navigation equipment.

        That being said, there are still tons of airworthiness regulations to be satisfied for military certifications.

  49. The Late P Brooks

    I used to work with a guy named John Smith. He _always_ got stopped by the TSA and had to do some extra paperwork to fly; because – surprise! – some other John Smith is on the no-fly list.

    It must have been amusing to watch him at a hotel check-in desk.

    “Yes. Seriously.J-o-h-n. S-m-i-t-h. Write it down.”

    1. Chipwooder

      Herr Oberstgrüppenführer?

      1. WTF

        That’s Reichsmarschall Smith!

      2. Gadfly

        I find it humorous that the actor playing that character is the same guy who played Hamilton in the HBO John Adams series.

    2. Rebel Scum

      John Smith is on the no-fly list.

      If only it was on the “no-sail” list.

  50. OK.

    I’ve tried, over my life, to be a level-headed, rational kind of person not prone to indulging in conspiracies. However, this saga of “suspicious packages” has revealed perhaps the limitations of that and it makes me sad. It also reveals exactly what happens when the press completely nukes its credibility and when ostensibly impartial organizations like the FBI and ATF are revealed, without any doubt, as being utterly corrupt. I am now almost 100% convinced that this is not just a false flag, but is actually, in part, being perpetrated by the DNC/Media/Deep State. First, it’s clear at this point that these devices were never designed to actually hurt anyone, only sow discord and fear. Second, the choice of targets; it’s practically a who’s-who of what a DemOp would perceive as “DRUMPF’S ENUHMEEZ”. Third, the timing; the much anticipated Blue Wave was obviously failing to materialize so, in desperation, our favorite bad actors decided they needed to gin up enthusiasm from their base “by any means necessary” (their words, not mine). Finally, how can they not have caught this clown? You have 10+ completely intact devices from which to gather evidence. The fact that they didn’t catch this loser(s) within 24 hours tells me they don’t really want to; at least not until after Nov 6 (unless it really is one of their own, then after the election it will go down the memory hole completely).

    This may seem far fetched, Alex Jones territory. However, consider how absurd it would have seemed 5 years ago to think that a sitting president would present forged evidence to a corrupt FISA court to get a warrant to spy on an opposing presidential candidate with full cooperation from partisan actors in the top tiers of the FBI/IC all while the press runs interference and obfuscates reality. Compared to that, filling a few pieces of PVC with black powder and mailing them to partisan critics is a piece of cake; especially if you know you’re not going to get caught.

    1. Pat

      I miss the old days when left wing nutters just stuck to blowing themselves up.

      1. Hamas still sticks to that tradition. One of their senior bombmakers went boom earlier this year.

        1. fried

          They seem reasonably competent with incendiaries. They’ve been doing a good job of burning fields and forests around the Gaza Strip using kites and balloons for delivery.

          1. commodious spittoon

            Have they at least killed as a many people as Japan did with their balloon incendiaries?

          2. Festus

            It was two, wasn’t it?

          3. fried

            As far as I know, nobody has been killed, but they’ve burned roughly 2000 acres of forest and 1500 acres of agricultural fields.

    2. WTF

      Right there with you, Q.

      1. Festus

        I blame Hat. He probly made Pie do all the leg-work.

        1. ChipsnSalsa

          That would probably start a fire.

    3. straffinrun

      If they hadn’t been screaming, “By any means necesary!” for the past two years, I’d be calling you a kook right now.

      1. AlexinCT

        ^^^THIS^^^

    4. Drake

      Yep – watching the news, my bullshit detector is pegged these days. Do people actually believe any of this crap?

    5. Even people in my office who are not Trump fans to say the least think the bomb thing is suspicious, but they’re leaning towards prank or scam.

    6. whiz

      IDK, it also has the earmarks of 4chan trolling, as I and others have mentioned. The git-er-done in an ISIS-like font is just cheeky enough to make me lean that way.

      1. Bob Boberson

        Disagree. No clever enough, and who benefits?

        1. Rebel Scum

          And the “git er done” thing is like what an ‘antifa’-type would think of a Trumpkin and how they would portray one.

          1. The only way I can see this as being 4chan trolling is if they’re trying to do some kind of elaborate rope-a-dope on the DemOp/Media/Complex. Maybe sending out absurdly non-functional bombs to the usual suspects and baiting them into losing their shit over nothing. If that’s the strategy, I’d say it’s working, if not a strategic error on their part.

          2. Rebel Scum

            The timing though. If it is them I am not even sure what the big reveal would be in order for this to blow up (heh) on the Dems come election time.

      2. Rebel Scum

        Yea, “next-level trolling”. But why do it now when it could jeopardize your side’s chances in the election? It’s plainly obvious how the msm and Team Blue (I repeat myself..) would spin it.

        1. Bob Boberson

          I feel like it was 4chan there would be some big reveal that makes the D’s and MSM (but I repeat myself) look really stupid. While they are doing a good job of that on their own it still fits their narrative too handily.

        2. Gadfly

          But why do it now when it could jeopardize your side’s chances in the election?

          Because the 4chan trolls don’t actually have a side. They predominantly troll the left simply because the left happens to be in a position of authority (culturally) at the present time. From that perspective, the timing makes perfect sense, as it is timed to provoke the greatest reaction.

    7. Rebel Scum

      Agreed. This whole thing is rotten as hell.

    8. Bob Boberson

      ^#metoo. Even if they pin it on some toothless Floridaman living out in a trailer in the swamp with a MAGA sign in his yard I’ll have a hard time being convinced he’s not a patsy.

      1. Drake

        Paging Matt Bracken, paging Mr. Bracken…

    9. R C Dean

      The only quibble I would have is that I believe the Deep State has plenty of people who can actually build a functioning bomb, and would have no qualms about killing a few people if it helped their agenda. If the Deep State #Resistance was actively involved in sending the packages, rather than just botching the investigation, I would expect a few explosions and dead people.

      1. Luther Baldwin

        Not if it was a false flag. I doubt they intended anything more that sowing discord and getting Dems into the voting booth.

        1. R C Dean

          But wouldn’t a few dead people sow more discord and get their base even more fired up? Plus, give the FBI etc. an excuse to drop the hammer on SPLC-certified hate groups?

          1. Festus

            No. The “idea” of crazy alt-righters is enough to drive the voters to the polls. Don’t you even moran?

  51. The Late P Brooks

    AF gets super excited about the fact that they can 3D print a new handle for 50 cents.

    *Pentagon orders ten thousand 3D printers for $15m each*

    1. Pope Jimbo

      You think you are being snarky, but the joke is on you.

      The Air Force Life Cycle Management Center at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base in Ohio has both the printer and the materials that can manufacture air-worthy parts, Karns said, but hopefully soon other locations will also be able to create the handle. A certified 3-D printer is on its way to Travis, he said, and the Air Force hopes to have printers and materials at multiple locations to ease the process of crafting replacement handles.

      All the bolded stuff is why it will cost much more than $15M

  52. “Speaking of caravans, they’re going to walk right into a Category 4 hurricane.”

    *Nelson laugh*

    1. Certified Public Asshat

      Not quite, the leftovers of Willa are already here on the East coast.

  53. The Late P Brooks

    Aircraft such as the KC-10 regularly fly lengthy missions of 10 hours or more while deployed, he said, and can sometimes take as long as 17 or 18 hours. This means the air crew need some way to heat up food and beverages in-flight, and a Thermos filled up with coffee before takeoff might not stay warm long enough, he said.

    I used to know a guy who was a navigator on a SAC B-52. I’m pretty sure he said that thing had a full kitchen on it (stocked with good food). I’m surprised the tankers don’t.

    1. Bob Boberson

      Thermos filled up with coffee before takeoff might not stay warm long enough, he said.

      Gee that’s tough, most WWII vets I ask say having luke warm coffee was the hardest part. Or you know, they could but a yeti mug for $50 with some of that O-pay and flight pay they get. The AF…..almost like being in the military.

      1. Rasilio

        The worst part about that is that it means ever few months some moron E5 or O2 will decide that they need to do something to remind you that you are technically in the military and make up some idiotic arbitrary thing to mess with everyone in the units life for a few days/weeks before things settle back to being : Air Force – It’s not an adventure, it’s really just a job!

  54. Drake

    On this day in history – Hungarians rose up against their Soviet overlords and were crushed. A guidance counselor I had back in grade school escaped from Hungary during the ensuing chaos.

    Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán lays out why Hungary refuses to cede their sovereignty to global organizations ever again.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Interesting speech…

    2. Festus

      I had a gym/Grade six teacher in elementary school that was Hungarian. Whenever he’d get pissed off he’d scrawl on the the chalkboard – “THINK!” He bloodied and bullied me something fierce but looking back, I had it coming to me.

      1. Luther Baldwin

        I’m reminded of my 7th-grade math teacher who had a “Solidarność” sign on his classroom wall.

        1. Festus

          We had a hippy-dippy 5th grade teacher that believed in “open learning”. He was awesome but he only lasted half a year. His replacement used to read excerpts from “The Gulag Archipelago”. I can just see the School Board meeting – Yep, that’ll fixem! To be fair, “open learning” resulted in the children learning not much of anything except for an appreciation of ethnic food and Mr. Brenner’s fine-assed wife.

    3. Raston Bot

      Viktor Orban’s a Proud Boy!

    1. STEVE SMITH DELIVER SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE TO HIKER.

      1. Nothing suspicious about that package; you know exactly what it is right before you black out.

  55. Pat

    https://www.fastcompany.com/90244860/silicon-valleys-new-playbook-for-tech-worker-led-resistance

    When news broke in December 2016 that then president–elect Donald Trump would meet with some of the tech world’s most prominent CEOs—Apple’s Tim Cook, Alphabet’s Larry Page, Microsoft’s Satya Nadella, and Amazon’s Jeff Bezos, among them—many tech workers were furious. In an industry that draws talent and ideas from around the world, Trump’s anti-immigrant campaign promises were abhorrent, and just meeting with him seemed like a tacit endorsement of these views.

    His promises of mass deportations and a Muslim ban raised additional alarms for some: “If you’re going to target a sector of the population, it requires a database and collecting information on people,” says software engineer Ka-Ping Yee, who worked at the mobile money-transfer platform Wave during the election. “[Databases are] a necessary component of that particular evil.” And who was better poised to build them than the highly skilled engineers of Silicon Valley?

    So Yee was heartened when his friend (and fellow Canadian) Leigh Honeywell, then a security manager at Slack, enlisted him to help draft a statement to both the incoming administration and tech leaders that Silicon Valley’s rank and file were not on board. “We were seeing what felt like a new energy in tech-employee organizing,” says Honeywell, who had volunteered for the Hillary Clinton campaign. The result was the Never Again pledge, signed by 2,843 engineers, designers, and other workers at companies including Amazon, Apple, Facebook, Google, and Microsoft. Referencing the role of IBM’s punch-card technology in Holocaust record-keeping, the signatories vowed not to participate in the creation of any targeted databases for the U.S. government. And they laid out a playbook for worker-led resistance: Raise issues with leadership, whistle-blow, protest, and—as a last resort—resign.[…]

    “[Never Again] was the beginning of a shift where people started to think about their responsibility to not build harmful tools,” says Tyler Breisacher, a software engineer who signed the pledge. This past spring, Breisacher resigned from Google, in part over the company’s involvement in Project Maven, a Pentagon program to use artificial intelligence on the battlefield.

    Protip: If you’re ever offered a free trial subscription to Fast Company or Inc Magazine, don’t do it.

    1. Gustave Lytton

      So Yee was heartened when his friend (and fellow Canadian) Leigh Honeywell […]Honeywell, who had volunteered for the Hillary Clinton campaign

      So foreign interference in elections and involvement in politics? Yeah, that’s going to go over well.

      Lying leftists from other countries lying over the difference between legal and illegal immigration. Of being Silicon Valley, there’s probably more opposition to legal immigration (and the bullshit H1B usage) than illegal immigration (cheap semi skilled and manual labor!).

    2. B.P.

      “This past spring, Breisacher resigned from Google, in part over the company’s involvement in Project Maven, a Pentagon program to use artificial intelligence on the battlefield.”

      So, having an effective military is now illegitimate.

    3. Rasilio

      “[Databases are] a necessary component of that particular evil.” And who was better poised to build them than the highly skilled engineers of Silicon Valley?

      Well for starters how about the 85% of Software Engineers and Systems/Application developers who are not located anywhere near the West Coast and really don’t give a damn about your political stances.

    1. LJW

      We stopped at the Hotel Eklund on our way to Taos a few years back. Interesting place. I don’t buy into ghost stories, but my wife loves “haunted hotels”. We also stopped at the St. James hotel in Cimmaron

    2. Pope Jimbo

      Harlem or Compton were beaten out by a small town in NM as the spookiest town in the US? I smell something fishy.

      1. “It can’t be an ethnic enclave. That’d be racist.”

      2. Luther Baldwin

        Yeah, I was disappointed that they meant “bullshit scary” not real scary.

      3. B.P.

        Harlem and Compton aren’t in New Mexico.

        It’s nice to see that ABQ news channels are keeping up with the trend of larding their websites with so much crap as to make them nonfunctional.

  56. “Good news for Brett! It seems Columbia has a record harvest for coca, the primary plant used to make cocaine.”

    Can’t make meth out of coca.

    1. Substitute goods, Q. The people who don’t specialize will gravitate towards the cheaper coke, and the price of meth will fall.

  57. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Amazon is getting crushed today, down 9%.

    1. Don Escaped Texas

      AMZN ROA < 6%

      Maybe they're going somewhere; might even catch up to KR ROA ~ 10% some day? I'll pass.

    2. straffinrun

      If it’s another tech bubble that pops first, I’ll be surprised. With so many instruments out, there it’s virtually impossible to predict where the air is going to start leaking first. It really is confusing. I just saw the other day that McD’s sales were up 6% over last year. More people eating up or down?

      1. Gadfly

        If it’s another tech bubble that pops first, I’ll be surprised.

        I wouldn’t be surprised. Not that I think it will be like the tech bubble burst of the late 90s/early 00s, when many companies were wiped out, but I do think that many of these monster tech companies are way over-valued so would not be surprised to see a serious correction. Amazon has a market cap of $900B on a net annual income of $3B, while Walmart has a market cap of $300B on a net annual income of $10B.

        1. Rasilio

          It won’t be the tech that bursts this time around per se rather it will very specifically be the tech companies that are heavily dependent on ad revenue. Amazon will be fine as will Oracle and Microsoft. Facebook and Google are the ones in trouble and the reason for it is almost all of their value is dependent on their ability to sell their customers data to markerters. The problem for these companies is the value proposition of that marketing is under the best of circumstances weak. The vaunted algorithims for targeting advertising are essentially garbage and even when they work there isn’t really much evidence that the ads they push have any impact on sales. Now to make matters worse all of the big advertising dependent companies are taking actions across a wide range of issues that are driving away/alienating significant portions of their user bases devaluing the ads even further. At some point it is inevitable that advertisers are going to stop being willing to pay top rates for views and clicks on those services.

  58. The Late P Brooks

    When news broke in December 2016 that then president–elect Donald Trump would meet with some of the tech world’s most prominent CEOs—Apple’s Tim Cook, Alphabet’s Larry Page, Microsoft’s Satya Nadella, and Amazon’s Jeff Bezos, among them—many tech workers were furious. In an industry that draws talent and ideas from around the world, Trump’s anti-immigrant campaign promises were abhorrent, and just meeting with him seemed like a tacit endorsement of these views.

    Most of those same people, I suspect, would be thrown into a frothing rage if one were to suggest a private business owner would be within his rights to refuse to do business with someone based on some aspect of their personal behavior or beliefs.

    1. There’s that “anti-immigrant” conflation again. Being in favor of strict enforcement of immigration laws is not the same thing as being against legal immigration. Being in favor of immigration is not the same thing as being in favor of illegal immigration.

      1. Rasilio

        No there is more to it here. Trump was also anti H1B which a lot of the tech companies and apparently some of the tech workers on the west coast strongly approve of. Problem for them is everywhere else tech workers HATE the H1B program as they correctly see it as a cynical way for companies to get cheap slave labor and remove the local workforce’s salary barganing position.

    2. Luther Baldwin

      many tech workers were furious

      And many weren’t. What’s their point? Oh… to stir up shit?

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Having worked in tech, I can firmly attest that they are just as myopic (if not more so) as any workers in any other industry and much more self-important.

        1. Luther Baldwin

          Oh sure, I’m just pointing out their little “gotcha” is meaningless blather intended to score points and nothing more.

    3. Pope Jimbo

      When Trump won, I was working at a place that had developers from Spain, Germany, Nigeria, Mexico, India, Philippines, China (all overseen by us despicable white males). They were all super upset by the Trump win. All of them were worried that their dreams of a green card were over.

      I explained to them, that this was a good thing. Trump’s policies would actually help them. He’d give their applications precedence over applications from unskilled workers. After that all of them sort of warmed up to Trump. The ones who still hated Trump were the ones that planned on moving back to Europe after a few years working in the US.

      You’d think that some of the geniuses in Silicon Valley could figure the same thing out themselves. Trump’s policies actually benefit them more than others.

      1. Luther Baldwin

        There was no detectable reaction at all in my IT department also full of foreign nationals. Granted, I avoid politics at work like the plague but if they were distraught over it even I would have figured it out.

  59. Count Potato

    Since someone posted it here yesterday.

    “Guys, the viral video of the black Trump supporter and the white dude is from an internet prankster ”

    https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1055592177076588544

    1. Meaning that the black guy hung out at Starbucks and waited for someone to confront him, or the whole thing was staged?

      1. Chipwooder

        Whole thing was staged, apparently.

        1. Bob Boberson

          I win!! I watched that last night and my blood was boiling and then I thought…….hmmm….I am betting that was staged, don’t know why, just doesn’t feel right.

          /if only my intuition was as solid with women

          1. Pope Jimbo

            Not the only thing that isn’t as solid with women as you’d like? nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

        2. Luther Baldwin

          That actually makes more sense.

    2. Chipwooder

      Lame prank, but whatever

  60. The Late P Brooks

    My blood pressure rises every time I hear that man speak.

    Honest to Xmas, the last time I intentionally sat still and listened to a President speak was probably Richard Nixon’s resignation announcement.

    1. That’s a very nice way of saying “asshole”.

    2. That guy blows.

    3. Chipwooder

      “Explosive devices”…..there hasn’t been a single actual explosive device yet.

      1. Listened to an interview with a former Marine bomb tech on hate radio this morning.

        He said their categorization of “potentially functional” along with their seemingly cavalier handling of the devices, suggests that they are literally PVC filled with black powder. No detonator. No blasting caps. No trigger. “Potentially functional” simply means it contains a substance that might blow up under some set of circumstances.

        1. Chipwooder

          That sounds exactly the case – there’s no way to make these things explode unless you light them on fire.

          Plus, who the hell makes a pipe bomb out of PVC???

          1. “Metal is, like, hard to cut, and I needed to, like, fit them in the envelopes, or, like, the post office wouldn’t take them, so I, like, used plastic, and, like, plastic is evil anyway, so, it’s, like, what the Trump drones would use.”

          2. Drake

            This. Even if they worked, with just a plastic body, it would be a middling concussion grenade. Unless you were holding it in your hands, the most it could do is give you a headache.

    4. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Even the photo he uses for his articles exudes a smug self-righteousness that I can’t stand. The man is a twat.

      1. Festus

        He’s channeling the guy from the “burn” meme except he’s not the cool one pulling his face down and running cross-screen. Smug, he is.

  61. The Late P Brooks

    What a hack.

    Blow me, Charles Blow.

  62. “A ICE detention facility in Phoenix reaches max capacity. So ICE does the sensible thing and lets them out. Thanks ICE!”

    If this is all they do, what’s the point of abolishing them?

  63. Count Potato

    “This looked like a hostage video. All that was missing was Megyn holding up the day’s newspaper as proof of life.”

    https://twitter.com/RitaPanahi/status/1055609355595214848

    1. B.P.

      Yeah, that’s pretty much a press conference at the Hanoi Hilton.

  64. Pat

    YouTube Bans ‘Dangerous’ Ad For Video Critiquing Transgenderism

    The Internet comedy group We The Internet has had a YouTube ad for an interview with Dr. Deborah Soh banned. In the video that the banned ad promotes, called “Sex, Gender and Bullsh-t, Part 1,” WTI’s head writer, Lou Perez, interviews Soh about the transgender movement. It can be viewed below.

    In an email to WTI obtained by The Federalist, Google says it suspended the ad due to “dangerous or derogatory content.”

    The interview, part of a broader series, is mostly about Soh defending former Google employee James Damore for his memo suggesting that Google was pursuing gender diversity in the wrong way. He argued that the gap between the sexes’ employment in tech might be owing to natural differences between men and women rather than institutional bias.

    1. Anything that strays from the orthodoxy is dangerous. People might begin to question their premises. Nothing more dangerous than that.

      1. leon

        Particularly if it calls out google…

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Google is a sad shell of what they once were.

    3. Chipwooder

      That first sentence is terrible. Makes it read as if the group was the one behind the banning.

    4. That scientist: Would.

      1. commodious spittoon

        She seems too smart for me. I fear clever women, or women in positions of authority. It makes my male brain, shriveled and clotted by testosterone, so angry I can’t even sustain the rage boner.

      2. Rebel Scum

        Debra Soh

        Debra Soh hawny. Amirite?

        1. Love you long time

          1. Chipwooder

            You got girlfriend Vietnam?

    5. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Soh’s not even a conservative nor does she really have a conservative viewpoint on the matter.

    6. CPRM

      Huh, and just two days ago We The Internet’s video was about Facebook removing speech for being hate speech. And I don’t know about the ad, but the gender videos themselves started 8 months ago.

    7. Raston Bot

      youtube banned the ad for the video but the video itself is available. now they’re just schizo.

    1. That first reply is Schadenfreude porn.

    2. Festus

      I just came in my pants a little. I feel unclean and yet paradoxically, happy! Make of that what you will,

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      She actually posted that? JHTFC

      1. Luther Baldwin

        My God we dodged a bullet ← exhibit no. 2,345

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          She’s definitely not short in the hubris department.

          1. Festus

            The Bad Seed.

      2. Chipwooder

        I’m sure it was a staffer that posted it, but yeah.

      3. Bob Boberson

        There’s gold in them there replies!

    4. Drake

      That can’t be real! All the replies are magnificent.

    5. R C Dean

      I love her little self-description:

      2016 Democratic Nominee, SecState, Senator, hair icon. Mom, Wife, Grandma x2, lawyer, advocate, fan of walks in the woods & standing up for our democracy.

      Hair icon? Fan of walks in the woods?

      That can’t be real!

      Blue check says it is.

    6. Suthenboy

      I am not sure what I am looking at there.
      That’s her twitter page? She just posted that herself? She still thinks she is going to be president? Or did someone else post that old post from 2016?
      If she just posted that herself she is completely insane. The replies are incredible.

      1. CPRM

        It’s a tweet by Herself (more likely a staffer) from 2016.

        1. Festus

          Might be a retweet. She’s so sideways with her meds nobody will ever know for sure.

      2. Hyperion

        She’s most definitely running. The article predicting it are getting to be more each day. I called it on the day after last election. It’s still her turn, the rest of us peasants just don’t know it.

  65. CPRM

    Made the mistake of clicking on a live CBS news video about the new bombs found, and all they’re doing is screeching how horrible it is that Trump put ‘bomb’ in quotes in a tweet.

    1. Pat

      CBS “news”

    2. Bob Boberson

      I know right? Until ‘the bomb’ tells us what it identifies as its bigoted to assume its preferred noun.

    3. There have been no bombs. Not a single one has exploded.

      1. Chipwooder

        USA Today calls them “bomb-like devices” in their story today, so progress!

      2. Rebel Scum

        And it seems like not a single one had a trigger mechanism. So at best, thus far, there have been many things made to appear as bombs that could serve as a threat, but no actual bombs. “News”, indeed.

    4. CPRM

      Now it’s DWS’s news conference about getting a bomb, and it’s just a campaign stop, seems like the right tone if she really fears for anything.

  66. Festus

    America’s new threat – Sex Ba-Bombs.

    1. Nephilium

      I figured the new threat was these Suspect Devices. (My apologies if this has already been linked, and my disappointment if it hasn’t.)

      1. commodious spittoon

        Dr. Nick: Don’t worry, it’s inflammable!

        1. After a tough workout, my knees sometimes feel inflammable.

      2. B.P.

        Yes!

        1. Festus

          I uttered “Good Lord…”

      1. Gustave Lytton
    2. Drake

      Gonna need to take shelter in a Brick House.

  67. Bob Boberson

    I’m not much of a gamer but it looks like it’s going to rain all weekend……anyone playing Red Dead 2 yet……worth $60?

    1. I’m holding out for Cyberpunk 2077.

    2. I donno. It’s not worth the $330 I’d have to spend to find out.

      1. blighted_non_millenial

        This, last generation or two of consoles they had some justification as some of them used more proprietary designs. Now that everything is x86-64 and somewhat streamlined mainstream gpus, the ports shouldn’t be all that difficult.

    3. LJW

      I downloaded it. Yet to play it.

      1. Bob Boberson

        I liked the first one, (damn that was the better part of 10 years ago- I’m getting old) and it looks like they really packed in the detail on this one. My only concern is that after playing everything by Naughty Dog, open world games get boring before I finish playing through the story mode.

        1. Democratic Hitler

          My only concern with RDR2 is whether they’ve actually gone overboard on the “realism”. I don’t want to play a horse maintenance simulator. I’m watching the reviews to see how much of that stuff you can ignore without being penalized.

          1. Bob Boberson

            it could be interesting if it doesn’t interfere with gameplay too much. It’s always kind of annoyed me that horses are the equivlent of dirt bikes in games (never need to eat, stay in one spot, etc). That being said it could be annoying. The big thing about people are saying about this is the detail they put into the NPC’s……I guess you’ve got lots of options for interacting and it can change the outcome of the storyline.

          2. If I can call it rather than having to hunt the darn thing down, I’d be okay with the horse wandering when you leave it unrestrained.

            But a lot of the time, the character doesn’t eat either. It’s just one of those things removed for the sake of gameplay.

          3. commodious spittoon

            The island area in Witcher 3 kinda killed the immersion. Dismount Roach, sail across the sea to some flyspeck island, whistle, Roach appears from out of Geralt’s pocket.

          4. Horses were transported via ship for centuries Mellenia.

          5. Democratic Hitler

            But a lot of the time, the character doesn’t eat either. It’s just one of those things removed for the sake of gameplay.

            And a perfect example of something that (I understand) was NOT removed from RDR2, which concerns me.

          6. I wouldn’t know. Until there’s a PC release date, I’ve not been paying much attention to the specifics.

          7. Democratic Hitler

            I’ll almost certainly play it at some point. I’m sure I will marvel at how chocked full of detail the world is. Jim Sterling’s review specifically called out the rain effects, I’m a sucker for those. I have no doubt it’s a technical achievement, and since I’ve been gaming since Pong, I’ve never lost my appreciation for the technical side and marveling at how far games have come. I’ll enjoy it just for that aspect alone.

          8. commodious spittoon

            The real fun is inventory management.

          9. commodious spittoon

            Survival FO4 is like a solid 30% sorting through the many, many receptacles I build to ensure I’ll never miss out on picking up even more crap to sort through.

          10. There’s a reason I chose not to subject myself to that.

            Oh and there’s strikes 10 and 11 for 76 – Ammunition has weight and other survivial mode “features” are enabled without choice to turn them off.

          11. Democratic Hitler

            “When playing Civilization just isn’t enough micromanagement”

    4. Democratic Hitler

      With very rare exception, I only buy games after they’ve been out for 6 or 12 months. Next up in my queue is either Last of Us or Uncharted 4. I’ll pick up God of War if it gets a 50% price cut over the holidays.

      1. Bob Boberson

        Either Last of Us or Uncharted 4 will not disappoint. IMO “Last of Us” is the best video game ever made.

        1. I beg to differ.

          1. Bob Boberson

            That’s just like, your opinion man!

          2. Democratic Hitler

            On which point do you differ?

          3. his assertion that it is the best game ever.

          4. Bob Boberson

            Please note I prefaced it with IMO

          5. Which is why I was being more polite in telling you you’re wrong.

          6. Democratic Hitler

            Do you have a nomination of your own?

          7. Nope. Mainly because you run into the question of “Which is better” between Grand strategy, 4X, RPG, Shooter, etc, etc. The candidates simply are not comparable. So anyone saying “best video game ever” except in sarcasm, is flat wrong.

          8. For example, over the past week I’ve been playing Fallout Shelter, Soulcalibur 6, Battlefleet Gothic, Pathfinder: Kingmaker, and eyeing whether I should resume Assassin’s Creed Odessey. How do you measure those titles against each other?

          9. Bob Boberson

            I bow to the all-knowing gaming one, I’ll go flagellate myself now for stating my preference.

          10. No, you idiot, it’s not gaming knowledge but Pedantry. Get your failings right!

          11. MikeS

            Rhombus;MD

          12. Sorry, should have closed that with

            /Gamergater

    1. Gillum’s Campaign manager?

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Probably doesn’t bode well for the false flag theory in that case, but better for the retarded, meth-head, inbred flag theory.

      1. Chipwooder

        Eh, not sure you can derive anything from where it is.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Stop pissing on my unfounded speculation. Everybody else is doing it.

          1. LJW

            I’m going with it was the Russians!

          2. Chipwooder

            You and Chuck Todd

      2. Could still be a patsy.

        1. MikeS

          I read “pasty” and got hungry.

          1. MikeS

            Not what I meant, but now I have a different type of hunger.

          2. Pope Jimbo

            Doh! Should have refreshed!

          3. MikeS

            Oh my. A beautiful pasty-white redhead.

            I’ll be in my bunk.

          4. Pope Jimbo

            Q would never ever type ‘pasty’. That word cannot be uttered around him without Q breaking down into uncontrollable sobbing.

          5. A new law was passed a decade or so ago so topless places ’round here had to make the girls wear pasties. I haven’t been to a strip bar since.

    3. Chipwooder

      Well, come to think of it, he hasn’t been posting here much lately….

    4. Rebel Scum

      Florida Man has no single address, citizen. Florida Man is from ‘everywhere’in Florida.

    5. straffinrun

      I bet it’s Richard Jewell. No one would’ve suspected it.

    6. CPRM

      The mail was coming from inside the house!

    7. Don Escaped Texas

      This van looks like what Steve Bannon would turn into if he was a Transformer pic.twitter.com/09jB3pJi56— EL GLIKO (@ElGliko) October 26, 2018

      1. Chipwooder

        *golf clap*

      1. Chipwooder

        Twitter guy checks out.

        Vocal indie, 25+ yr healthcare/tax/biz atty. Will NEVER support a party touting ltd gov w/ its nose in religion/uteri. #TheResistance #FBR #BlueWave2018 #Resist

        “Vocal indie…..#TheResistance #BlueWave2018 #Resist”

        Something seems contradictory about those.

        1. Raston Bot

          a nose in uteri is how i got my wife.

          ZING!

          danke. i’ll be here all ze veek.

          1. You’re supposed to use your tongue.

  68. Festus

    Doesn’t matter. They’ll gin the spin for another two weeks and we’ll probably never know. Hey anyone, hear anything juicy about Vegas, lately?

    1. I thought what happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas.

      Am I going to need a lawyer?

  69. commodious spittoon

    Are reproduction oil paintings classy or trashy?

    1. CPRM

      Only classy if they’re on velvet.

      1. Bob Boberson

        +1 Whale and a dolphin gettin’ it on

      2. Mojeaux

        +1 black velvet matadors.

      3. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Vegas-Era Elvis or GTFO

        1. Luther Baldwin

          ^This.

          I would have also accepted “dogs playing poker”.

    2. This is in casa de trashy. I don’t know if it’s a reproduction, and it’s not technically an oil painting, but it should give you a baseline.

    3. Playa Manhattan

      Depends on what they’re of.

      1. commodious spittoon

        Nothing well-known. Baroque, realist, or impressionist. I’m not much of a decorator, but sometimes I see something striking and think, “I wouldn’t mind having a print of that hanging in my home.”

        1. commodious spittoon

          print copy

        2. Mojeaux

          I once bought liquidation art out of the back of a van. $10 for a Pissarro print. I put a lovely mat arrangement and frame around it and it looks like a million bucks. I get lots of compliments. Sadly, it’s very faded now, which I didn’t realize until I saw the real one at the museum here.

          But with a good frame and lovely mats, you can make almost anything look wonderful.

    4. Is that where you take the placenta and mix it with oil paint to make SugarFree style pieces?

    5. Mojeaux

      For realz now, get a gorgeous mat-and-frame job and it’ll be classy.

    6. Festus

      Are the subjects like, reproducing or is everything left to imagination?

  70. Well, it wasn’t real socialism those other times. We’ll get it right this time around.

    https://amgreatness.com/2018/10/26/the-eternal-return-of-a-malevolent-charade/

    1. AlexinCT

      What is the definition of madness again?

  71. straffinrun

    The MSM, including Fox, is out there gushing with praise for law enforcement and their spectacular work in nabbing this guy so quickly. No seconding guessing or questioning if they got the wrong dude. Just hang the mother fucker! Yee haw!

    1. Bob Boberson

      I’m sure the lefty conspiracy theories are soon to follow, tortured narrative to tie him directly the DRUMPF!! somehow. Or if he is a patsy he’ll be unpersoned by next news cycle.

      1. straffinrun

        TBH, it certainly could be a middle aged MAGA white male. Given all the bullshit in the news, it’s guaranteed that the conspiracies will fly. It’s a total shitshow and demonstrates the damage the press has done to it’s own cause and to the country at large.

        1. Bob Boberson

          I’m sure it could and I agree with you about the press. That’s whats really captured my attention through this whole thing, the utterly predictable narrative and spin. Sometimes the free market isn’t fast enough, I want to see their ivory towers topple yesterday.

  72. KSuellington

    So ithe mad bomber is Florida Man in a van with a bunch of bumper stickers and what looks like insane political screeds taped up to the windows. Way to live up to stereotypes. I’ll bet he is a husky, fifty something, white dude with several days of stubble too.

    1. straffinrun

      Exactly how it sounds. That’s what’s being reported. Probably looks a lot like that guy that shot up the baseball field.

    2. Bob Boberson

      Link?

      1. KSuellington

        I’m listening to Armstrong and Getty in the AM describe it. Those guys are hysterical.

      2. Juvenile Bluster

        Man in his 50s from Aventura, Florida. Just north of Miami, on the water. Can be a very rich area and can be a shit area, depending on where you are.

        https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article220667845.html#storylink=mainstage

        1. straffinrun

          Lives in Florida, from NY according to Fox.

          1. commodious spittoon
        2. Bob Boberson

          Has North Floridaman weighed in yet?

        3. Something something about guys in their 50s who aren’t getting laid any more… their fancy turns to … creepiness

          1. Oh yeah… if the guy were incel that would be icing on the cake.

    3. Rasilio

      Wait, is being a husky white fifty somethingdude with a couple days of stubble a bad thing? I need to know cause I only got a year to change that

  73. Juvenile Bluster

    I’m about 50% sure that I’ve seen that van before. Not enough resolution to be sure, because I’ve seen multiple crazy person vans with political shit all over it.

    1. Chipwooder

      Once you’ve seen one of those vans, you’ve seen em all.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        You obviously haven’t seen mine yet.

      2. Don Escaped Texas

        I think the PNW, Rockies, and west TX have the good stuff. The rest of us crazies are second rate.

    2. The kind of van you don’t want to get in an accident with since you know the driver is a grade A kook.

    3. Luther Baldwin

      A lot of LaRouchies in your area?

      1. KSuellington

        Oh man the Larouchies. A couple years back I was walking out of a supermarket and these two guys were at a table with a bunch of political stuff. I normally avoid that, and figured they were lefties, but when I walked past they shouted out some insane sentence about a land bridge from Asia to Alaska and Breton Woods. Unfortunately, that stopped me for a second and they started spouting off some weird shit. I said something mild like, “this sounds a little far fetched”, and the one dude went nuts and started swearing at me. I told him to fuck off back and went on my merry way.

        Six months later I go to a job down the Street from my house and it’s insane Larouche dude. I can see the glimmer of recognition in his eye, and he is trying to nail down where he knows me from. It took me a few minutes too, until I saw the big box of weird pamphlets in his garage. I explained he must have seen me in the hood and finished the job as quickly and with as least interaction as possible.

    4. KSuellington

      Did you have enough time at the stoplight behind him to read half of that?

      Around here, for years, we had Stephen King Killed John Lennon Van Guy. He would call in to radio shows and segueway into his preferred topic after a couple sentences and get cut off. Haven’t seen him in years now.
      https://goo.gl/images/pZ95oJ

      1. You’re supposed to read it like a novel in the parking lot.

  74. Chipwooder

    The stickers on the van do appear to indicate he’s a righty (I can make out a GOP elephant on one), so there’s that.

    1. Rebel Scum

      What conservative and/or Republican puts that many stickers on their car?

      1. The kooky/weirdo conspiracy theory kind?

        1. Sean

          The truth is out there.

        2. LJW

          Or someone trying to make themselves look like a right wing kook!

          1. Just what a Russian bot would say!

            Or an FBI plant!

            Or Tulpa!

            Hold on… Tulpa + Russian Botz + FBI = ????

          2. AlexinCT

            Tulpa cubed?

      2. Chipwooder

        I’ve seen a few loons that have festooned their vehicles with dozens of them – don’t tread on me, molon labe, Hillary for Prison, etc. There are crazy people on both sides.

        1. Bob Boberson

          Don’t forget the “blue lives matter” sticker next to the Molon Labe one, that always cracks me up.

          1. Chipwooder

            Or the obnoxious “thin blue line” Stars and Stripes

          2. Bob Boberson

            As someone else on here has said, that blue stripe ought to be a brown skid mark.

          3. straffinrun

            That was me, years ago on TOS. My joke lives!

          4. Bob Boberson

            Actually that would make a pretty sweet tshirt (hint, hint founders). Break the brown line up just enough so you can tell its a skid if you look closely. Most passers-by assume you are saying “park rangers lives matter”…..or something

        2. Rebel Scum

          Granted. I was speaking to the quantity.

      3. I’ve seen a few around here. The ratio of psycho “Coexist” types to psycho “MAGA” types is about 20:1 though.

      4. Don Escaped Texas

        no refunds

        Team Red wanted the truckdrivers; they gotta keep the truckdrivers.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Heh, he wasn’t trying to fly under the radar was he?

    3. CPRM

      But it does feel a tad on the nose.

      1. Rebel Scum

        That’s what I’m saying. Lest we forget that the “bombs” appear to have been made so as to not be functional.

      2. This screams setup.

        There goes that whole “I have no reason to trust the press/law enforcement” alarm again.

        I hate what I’ve become.

        1. Drake

          A boob-man?

          1. My obsession with boobs started long before puberty.

            I distinctly remember, as if it were yesterday, seeing Dolly Parton on TV when I was probably about 10. I was FASCINATED and never stopped since.

            I was bottle-fed so maybe there is something to that.

            Oh well.

          2. Bob Boberson

            Technically everyone’s obsession with boobs started before puberty.

    4. Raston Bot

      yeah, guess we’ll be owning this kook for the next 11 days.

  75. commodious spittoon

    So, assuming the man is in fact a Trumpist lunatic, will the left reveal it’s learned its lesson, or will they double-up the voter alienation?

    1. Need you even ask?

    2. straffinrun

      “Thank God we’re the victim! Take that Trumpistas!” *Does little endzone dance*

      1. Rebel Scum

        The leftist wetdream narrative of rightwing violence intimidation may now be true in this specific instance.

      2. Hyperion

        This is nothing compared to the upcoming CNN footage of poor Honduran women and children floating face down in hurricane flood waters, next to Trumps image.

    3. “Trump has caused this because he’s mean to us!!”

      1. R C Dean

        “So you should all vote against a bunch of people who . . . aren’t Trump!”

    4. Hyperion

      And the master touch, leaving aside a van covered in Trump stickers, is that the guy is a middle aged white Hispanic. We’ve already learned that there is nothing worse than a white Hispanic. Just another Uncle Juan. So, Hispancs, you want to be a bad white Hispanic Trumpet, or do you want to be a good brown Hipanic who votes lockstep for democrats?

      1. Rebel Scum

        Uncle Juan

        Nice.

      2. MikeS

        Uncle Tomás?

  76. Well, the Aspies over at 4Chan will probably dig up everything there is to know about this guy so I’d stay tuned for what they come up with.

    1. GOOD LORD A WHITE HISPANIC!

      WILL THE MADNESS EVER END!!?!

      1. He’s actually Native American, is he not?

        1. MikeS

          The only non-political sticker on his van (that I saw) was for a Seminole fight club or something. So I was assuming the same

    2. “The packages, manilla envelopes containing crude but functional pipe bombs, were sent from a postal facility in Opa-locka, Florida to the homes and offices of these figures.”

      Once again: if these were sent through the mail, why did the “bomb” sent to CNN not have a fucking postmark!?!

      I’m sure we can count on our crack journalists to ask just such an important question and get to the bottom of it though.

      1. Functional?

        Not one device has been proven to be functional. Not even a ‘pop’, let a lone a ‘ka-boom’.

        1. Rebel Scum

          “News”.

        2. MikeS

          That’s what jumped out at me, too. That’s a bald face lie…at least from all the info I’ve seen.

          However, last I read, they hadn’t finished analyzing them all.

        3. Rasilio

          But what happened to the earth chattering Kaboom?

    3. Rebel Scum

      Law enforcement sources told NY1 that the man arrested is 56-year-old Cesar Sayoc Jr., of Aventura, Florida. Sayoc, according to records, is a registered Republican who was arrested in 2002 for making a bomb threat.

      I should have known that it was a Trumpkin white-supremacist.

      1. Hyperion

        Yeah, and he’s driving around in a van covered in Trump and ‘CNN sucks’ stickers. Imagine that. I’m sure it’s 100% legit, nothing fishy going on here.

        1. Quote me – “He looks like a caricature.”

          1. Luther Baldwin

            The FBI sure knows how to pick ’em.

          2. Stinky Wizzleteats

            Y’all are trying to use rational thought to understand the motivations of a guy who appears to be a nutcase.

  77. Hyperion

    “Speaking of caravans, they’re going to walk right into a Category 4 hurricane. Nice timing.”

    Well, we already knew that Trump is causing the hurricanes and that he’s the cause of the caravan. But now he’s directing those poor women and children right into the path of one of the hurricanes he created! Clearly he’s gone too far this time! Oh well, at least CNN has a new narrative now that it appears they’ve ran out of fake bombs.

  78. Hyperion

    “Here in America, we’re used to being lectured by musicians on the proper way to think. That may not fly well in Brazil.”

    When we were in DC for my wife to vote in the election, the line was like a half mile long, no exaggeration. We stood in line for over 2 hours. So I learned that you can tell Bolsonaro voters because they wear Brazil football apparel. The other guy’s voters wear red. Nearly everyone there were wearing football stuff and I did not see a single person wearing the PT party’s red. My wife said she’s sure almost everyone there was voting for Bolsonaro. Just saying. And no, washed up American musicians are not changing anything.

    Now that there’s runoff, we have to go back on the 28th for her to vote again.

  79. Suthenboy

    Good grief.
    UnCivil is right. The bomber looks like a caricature. Exactly the cartoon Trump supporter the left was praying for.
    Lets see how many times the DemOp media can shoot themselves in the dick before the election. Clinton is almost certainly going to get in front of a camera and let the insanity flow through her. She seems to be becoming increasingly unhinged. She will call for rounding up the deplorables, the arrest of Trump or something along those lines.

    1. Hyperion

      Her useful idiots on MSNBC are already doing it, calling for all Trump supporters to be arrested.

      1. Suthenboy

        Really? That was fast. Really said that or just implied?

        1. Hyperion

          Commenters saying it. But it will only be a matter of time before the talking heads are saying it. They’re desperate. If their blue wave doesn’t happen, they’re going to look like damn fools for a couple of days before they explain it all away, again.

          1. R C Dean

            But it will only be a matter of time before the talking heads are saying it.

            And that won’t motivate Repubs to vote at all, nosiree.

            “Welp, looks like the Dems want to arrest us all once they take power. Guess I’ll just sit home this election.”