Links? What Links?

 

Links? What are you… uh oh.

Well, here are a couple:

  1. Somebody fell, in your neighborhood…in your neighborhood.
  2. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

Music… fine. Here.

Right then. Nothing else to see, move along citizens!

Comments

476 responses to “Links? What Links?”

  1. Gordilocks

    FRIDAY FIRST

  2. bacon-magic

    I read 2/3 of the links. I’m scared to touch the music link.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      It isn’t Swiss alphorns, you’ll be ok.

  3. The Late P Brooks

    Somebody’s clockwork skipped a cog.

    1. Um…correct. How did you know?

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Pretty obvious you got clockblocked dude. You need a better wingman.

        1. I will contemplate that…on the Tree of Woe.

        2. Not Adahn

          Clockblocker was a pretty awesome superhero

          https://www.parahumans.net/

          (Worm is the greatest superhero webserial of all time, and manages to have the most OP character while still remaining interesting. It is however, long. Like longer than all the Harry Potter books combined.)

  4. RoadSplosives

    Oh, Britain. How the mighty have fallen.

    The rest of the good ones (like the “I am Millwall” guy) should just move to the US and let the rest accelerate their decline.

    1. fried

      They’re part way there; isn’t it said that all the good Scots left Scotland already?

      1. RoadSplosives

        To you and Suthenboy, I think you’re largely correct; the good, brave, enterprising ones have mostly left, but a few cling on hoping to restore their once great country.

        It’s like Heisenberg before WWII when his fellow physicists urged him to move to the USA with them. He said he knew war was coming, and he knew Germany would lose, but he said he needed to stay in Germany to help rebuild after the coming destruction.

        There’s also a pretty good case to be made that he deliberately sabotaged the German nuke program from within by directing his scientists always to pursue dead-end ideas while steering them away from anything that was close to the right path.

        Fascinating guy.

        1. fried

          And there’s probably a case to be made that the good Europeans left Europe, writ large, for the “New World”.

          I also vaguely recall coming across a book about how the Nazis were at best halfhearted in their pursuit of a nuclear bomb because the upper echelons of their leadership dismissed it as merely (((science))). I wish I had a copy or could remember the title.

          1. RoadSplosives

            “Heisenberg”s War: The Secret History of the Getman Bomb” is the book I recall.

            Lots of hints, but not conclusive. A level of uncertainty, one might say.

            I like to think he stalled it. It would be consistent with his other known examples of morality and character.

          2. pistoffnick

            RoadSplosives wrote: “A level of uncertainty, one might say.”

            Good. Very good.

        2. JaimeRoberto

          I thought that he was busy making meth for Nazi soldiers.

    2. Suthenboy

      I think a lot of them have already

    3. robc

      The best part of the “I am Millwall” story is that if you were told that story and said he yelled “I am [blank]”, Millwall is the obvious answer. Of course it was Millwall.

  5. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Dead cat bounce incoming on stocks today. Monday will be the real test.

  6. Certified Public Asshat

    *starts to shake*

    Anyone know where we can get a full dose of links these days?

      1. RoadSplosives

        YOU ARE CRUEL WITH YOUR FAKE LYNX!

        1. Oh wait, I thought it was a response to where I linked. The link is broken.

          I’ts funner when you realize I sent him Here

          1. WTF

            I thought you deliberately SF’d the link as some form of meta-joke.

          2. If I’d thought of it, I might have.

            But I didn’t have breakfast today…

    1. Shpip

      Will this do for now?

    2. Old Man With Candy

      I’ve been busy this week with a visitor, but will return tomorrow with a full set of tested and certified Links meeting all ISO9001:2015 standards.

      1. Nephilium

        Tomorrow I’ll be busy celebrating Cleveland Beer Week. A new Christmas beer is being released by Platform at 10:00, so brunch there (I’m on the fence about the beer: Holiday [WAR ON CHRISTMAS] Donut Cookie). Then I need to decide between Bell’s Ruins Beer Week, and Great Lakes Saves Beer Week. A small list from Bell’s includes:

        Black Note, BBA Cherry, LAppel, Le Pianiste, Oracale, Pooltime, Uberon, Wild One,

        Great Lakes has yet to release a list, with the only promise being: 7 barrel aged selections including Quad, Rackhouse, and more.

        1. Private Chipperbot

          Black Note is very good along with Uberon. My wife liked Pooltime.

          1. Nephilium

            Black Note is awesome. I won a bottle at the auction they hold at this event in one of the past years. Last year at the Bell’s event, they had a whole list of experimental sour beers, which is a nice option to have when you’re drinking all day. The more sub-5% beers, the better. They also did scheduled tappings for all of the rare ones. It looks like they’re all going to be available all day this time.

      2. Tres Cool

        no love for ISO 14000 ?

      3. Certified Public Asshat

        Bless you OMWC

        *climbs into the back of the van*

      4. AlexinCT

        What visitor? The monthly red curse?

        1. Psycho Effer

          Auntie Flo?

  7. Pat

    Deadmau5 apologizes after being accused of homophobic and transphobic tweets

    Producer and DJ Deadmau5 has apologized after a Twitter spat in which he was accused of using homophobic and transphobic language.

    A Twitter user asked, “i bet ur neck be sweaty af huh?” Deadmau5, real name Joel Zimmerman, responded in a series of now-deleted tweets.

    “[Not] really, there’s a fan in it,” he wrote. “[Let’s] be completely honest here, there are far worse fates, and if im [sic] a betting man, i’ll bet you suck a guy off for 40 grand ZERO fucking questions asked. so dont talk to me about mouse heads.”

    Another Twitter user critiqued Deadmau5’s choice of insult, saying, “Hey maybe don’t say homophobic shit like ‘I bet you suck a guy off’ as if that’s something to be ashamed of or ridiculed for?”

    They added that it was “not a good look for a high profile musical artist.”

    After being accused of homophobia, Deadmau5 then responded with tweets that saw him accused of transphobia.

    “[Fine],” he tweeted. “[How] many biological women have you sucked off? there i fixed it.”

    The second user responded: “[How] does this make your tweet any better”.

    Deadmau5 retorted: “[It] just illustrated the obvious fucking point here. women don’t posses [sic] penises. you’ll find out when you’re older.”

    He’s since announced that he’s seeking professional help. For saying that women don’t have penises. I’m ready to get off this ride now.

    1. Gordilocks

      When someone dies in this neighbourhood, the falling usually follows something not necessarily involving a movie ‘shoot’.

      1. Gordilocks

        Threadfail!

    2. WTF

      We really are into 1984 shit here. You must accept and believe the most obvious and ridiculous lies, or be punished until you do.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I think the “It’s a Great Awakening” argument makes the most sense to me. It has all the hallmarks of religious fervor.

      2. AlexinCT

        Marxism 101: destroy any and all institutions or values, and the idiots will accept any crap you peddle because they will not know better.

        1. WTF

          And forcing people to accept and parrot things they know to be obvious lies, will discourage them and defeat them and make them easier to control.

          1. AlexinCT

            You get it.

          2. wchipperdove

            That’s right out of the Commie playbook.

          3. WTF

            And that’s not a coincidence.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      So disappointed to find out @deadmau5 is posting transphobic statements about what genitals define a woman. But not as disappointed as my kids are going to be.

      Last year, we took our trans daughter to his concert in Montreal for her birthday. She’s been a huge fan.?

      And we’re done here.

      1. leon

        “we took our trans daughter ”

        If she’s not 18, and you’ve done any hormonal blocking, you are way more of a monster than a guy who says ‘woman don’t have penises’

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Looking through her twitter feed, she appears to be an attention whore who wears all of her emotional problems on her sleeve as a red badge of courage and constantly talks about her trans kids to strangers on the internet. In other words, Twitter was created to feed all of her worst impulses.

          1. AlexinCT

            Sounds like your average proggie.

          2. commodious spittoon

            Out: Munchausen by proxy. New hotness: trans parenting.

          3. AlexinCT

            I just think people that would do this shit to their kid so they can virtue signal instead of telling the kid that they will get the choice once they are an adult and no longer the parents responsibility, just piss me off. As an parent your job is to protect your kids from the stupid shit they might do, not help them destroy their lives so you can demand cool points in proggie douchebag circles.

        2. RoadSplosives

          Yeah, s/he has about as much agency as these woke mice do.

    4. leon

      I love this guy even more now.

      1. Count Potato

        So you are saying you would suck him off for 40 grand?

        1. cyto

          Let’s be honest here. If you could make $40,000 for a BJ, you would be putting 8 hours a day in, every day.

          You would be crazy not to.

    5. Count Potato

      “Superstars have a knack for horribly-customized supercars. While some plate them in colored-chrome or horrible paint schemes, others decide to pick up a trend and run with it, like Canadian DJ and producer, Deadmau5. The known Ferrari-trollster picked up a Lamborghini Huracan of his own back in 2015 and promptly wrapped it in Nyan Cat livery, making it instantly, and somewhat regrettably, distinguishable. Now, it’s up for sale and you can pick up the baton or save it from itself, if you’ve got the scratch.

      Thanks to the rest of Deadmau5’s stable that includes a McLaren P1 and BAC Mono, this Huracan is a low-mileage example with less than 1,700 miles on the odometer. Save for its gawdy exterior, it’s said to be completely stock, meaning you could have the perfect Huracan for the money—a stock one.”

      http://www.thedrive.com/sheetmetal/14626/you-can-buy-deadmau5s-nyan-cat-themed-lamborghini-huracan-right-now

      I’m thinking his parents were rich, because I can’t figure how he could have made that much money from his music.

      1. fried

        wraps are intentionally removable. problem solved.

      2. Pat

        He was banking around $200k a night for appearances a few years back, which is about typical for the top earning DJs.

      3. Gordilocks

        Do you not understand the market for dance music these days? Popular DJ’s regularly pull 5-6 figures for single party appearances. Not to say that the music is good …. my favourite dj’s and producers are like the NHL players of old, having to also hold down a full time job while plying their art.

      4. He probably makes more $$ as a producer than a performer.

    6. Timeloose

      I guess C**k Sucker is out as an insult?

      1. WTF

        “That’s not a bad man, that’s a good woman!”
        – George Carlin

        1. AlexinCT

          It’s not a chick with a dick: it’s a dude with tits! – AlexinCT

    7. Suthenboy

      Ok, I only read a couple of the quoted lines from that little argument. Thank God.

    8. wdalasio

      I’m ready to get off this ride now.

      Honestly, I’m more surprised that he expected anything different. It’s show business. Actual reality, actual physical, real world, reality, isn’t something any of them deal with or have to deal with. Ratings, the opinions of the group, is the entirety of their feedback loop. And the people most plugged into the pop culture game are other people who, for whatever reason, have little or no need to focus on actual reality.

    9. Trigger Hippie

      “He’s since announced that he’s seeking professional help.”

      If it distracts him to the point of not making shitty EDM for awhile then I’m all for it.

      1. R C Dean

        High-priced call girls would be professional help, right?

  8. Old news, and probably covered in a previous linx, but… why would you run for office representing A state you hate?

    1. RoadSplosives

      Because if you finagle your way into the senate, it’s all cocktail parties, insider trading, and graft from then until you get a glioblastoma. Lots of money to be made and glory to be hogged in the Public Servant (TM) roles.

      1. WTF

        Yeah, they somehow manage to accumulate millions in wealth, which obviously doesn’t come from their salaries.

        1. Nephilium

          Just because they’re exempt from insider trading laws doesn’t mean they would use their knowledge of upcoming appropriations and regulations to their benefit. They’re just all really lucky in the stock market.

          1. fried

            I don’t think anything came of this, but it would have been a decent start.

          2. Wait, for real? They’re exempt?! Looking this up…

          3. Whoa! Where have I been? Not cool.

          4. egould310

            Where have you been?

            You’ve been stuck behind the bar of a haunted hotel, serving drinks to murderous demons who have delusions of being human. You’ve probably been stuck on that mountain since, well since God kicked the angels out of heaven.

          5. egould, You’re right, I’ve always been the bartender.

          6. Nephilium

            Up until the mid 90’s, there were even more laws that Congress exempted itself from. They’re our betters, and made of a much finer clay then us lowly sinners.

          7. fried

            For all talk of checks and balances in civics classes, there doesn’t seem to be a whole lot of consideration for scenarios in which two or more branches of the federal government collude to enrich themselves at the expense of the public. Maybe having senators selected by the states instead of directly elected? Of course, that’s long gone though…

            But unless a super-majority of Congress overrode a presidential veto, the exemptions you mention have to have been passed by Congress and signed by a president.

          8. fried

            And who would even be granted standing to challenge such a thing judicially?

          9. WTF

            Checks and balances was supposed to work such that if one branch got too uppity or overbearing, the other two would slap them down. The possibility that they would team up to fuck the people was supposed to be taken care of by the second amendment.

          10. Nephilium

            And I’m willing to bet if you look back through the records, all of those bills passed with bipartisan support. It’s a fun item to point out to the progs though. Especially the true believer types. So these laws are really important and protect people, right? So why does Congress exempt themselves from them?

          11. fried

            The possibility that they would team up to fuck the people was supposed to be taken care of by the second amendment.

            There wasn’t supposed to be a standing military either. But now asshats like Waxman regularly get (re-)elected. /sigh

          12. Rasilio

            That is one of the things I am honestly shocked that the founders never considered. How do you not have a Constitutional clause or amendment stating that…

            “Congress shall make no law which exempts any elected or appointed official of the United States of America from any law or regulation imposed on the people of America”

          13. Nephilium

            But the 28th amendment is just an internet hoax!

    2. Evan from Evansville

      The default screenshot of that youtube clip is….such a good depiction of the face of a person who is under a constant pressure from Outrage and Concern.

    3. I did not mean to copy the anchor part which leads to my comment instead of the article head. Here is the proper link

  9. Private Chipperbot

    Saliva played in our little town’s festival this summer.

  10. Evan from Evansville

    I have never seen a single episode of the besainted Mister Rogers.

    I am apparently the only one.

    1. Gordilocks

      Mr Robinson is better anyways – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_MDCH-W2WU

    2. Not Adahn

      If you are referring to Fred Rodgers as “Besainted” in an ironic way, you are wrong.

      1. Evan from Evansville

        By all accounts he was a very good guy. I just don’t know anything about him other than knowledge of the show and Congressional testimony.

        It’s weird seeing someone practically worshiped as being such a paragon of man when you know nothing about them.

        *Shrug*

        1. Nephilium

          Damn. Now I’ve got the theme song stuck in my head. Mr. Rogers was on the PBS station here right before a local guy (who urban legend has it went on air drunk and ranting one day), and then came Sesame Street and the Electric Company. And Mr. Rogers taught Opus the penguin to talk.

        2. Bobarian LMD

          I used to watch him (first run episodes) as a wee little Bobbyarian.

          I never understood why he put on different shoes when he got home, but I’d sing the song with him as he changed out of his street shit.

        3. cyto

          Check out the documentary. It is really good.

          I actually met him and his crew back in 1983 and 1984. I was working at the North Carolina Center for public television while I was at college. I helped set up a booth they made appearances at at the State Fair.

          So I drove to the airport and picked them up. They were all exactly as they seem on the TV show. Not just nice. Way, way over-the-top nice. Easily the nicest, kindest people I’ve ever met in my life.

          I was just an 18 or 19 year old kid, and Fred Rogers asked me all kinds of questions about myself and what I was doing. By then he had been a big celebrity for a really long time. But he took the time to try to have actual conversations with people.

          I am fairly certain that he was the real deal. He legitimately had a mission to make the lives of children better.

          I have seen a few other famous people behind the scenes. I’ve met a handful of big-name politicians. They are all something different behind the scenes than what they present in public. I met a few famous musicians and athletes. They were mostly just regular people who were really good at something. Mostly they had outsized egos once they got famous. Even in quiet times away from the crowd.

          But Fred Rogers acted exactly like he did on the TV show when he was in a trailer getting a sandwich at the fair. Mild mannered and intensely kind. At the time I was both impressed and bemused. Having someone talk to you in that quiet, “I’m talking to a four-year-old” voice when you’re having an adult conversation is a bit odd. I made plenty of jokes about it with my friends. But he was one seriously impressive dude.

          1. Endless Mike

            What a great story. Thanks for sharing it.

          2. MikeS

            Agreed. Thank, Cyto.

    3. fried

      It’s a good thing you’re not my neighbor.

      1. Evan from Evansville

        Don’t worry. State Farm is there.

        1. Collectivised Agriculture is a terrible idea.

          1. Gordilocks

            State Farm pulled out of Cambodia after killing all of their customers.

          2. Evan from Evansville

            You know who else pulled out….?

          3. Gordilocks

            I can think of plenty who should have.

          4. NOT STEVE SMITH?

    4. I remember as a kid being creeped out by that rouged old lady puppet. My mom thought it was whacked, too.

      1. wchipperdove

        Lady Elaine Fairchild. You weren’t the only kid who didn’t like her.

        1. l0b0t

          Her voice terrified me as a wee bairn and now I’m triggered by the raspy, sepulchral sound of NPR’s Diane Rehm.

          1. “Prove yourself brave, truthful and unselfish, and someday you *will* be a real old lady.”

    5. MikeS

      You should watch a few episodes.

      I saw a documentary of some sort years back. In it were people talking about the horrible abuse they went through as children, but when they got to watch Mr. Rogers he gave them hope and belief that someone out there loved them. It was very touching. He touched a lot of lives in ways that hopefully none of us here can even understand.

      He’s besainted for a very good reason.

  11. leon

    If you report someone else’s opinion it doesn’t have to be in the editorial pages:

    https://amp.usatoday.com/amp/1582044002

    “When we are not in the Constitution for any protections except for the right to vote, I think that it allows for a perspective of ‘lesser than,’ ”
    You’re being obtuse. The SC and all leagal has said that the Constitution aplies to both Men and women. Especially the FYTW clause

    1. Jarflax

      She is doing her part to visually demonstrate the fact that beauty does not correspond to intellect or sanity. This is important because men are genetically programmed to believe sexy = smart and good. This leads to bad things. Save the bunnies! Don’t stick it in crazy!

      1. WTF

        She’s not just crazy, she’s also a fucking idiot.

        1. Jarflax

          Yeah but sticking it in stupid doesn’t have the same penalties as crazy

          1. AlexinCT

            True dat.

    2. Suthenboy

      I doubt that is her own thinking. She is sending up a trial balloon for the left. They want title IX for the whole country. That was the plan and goal all along.

      1. invisible finger

        Complete with kangaroo courts.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      eh, why would she stop now? A senior US senator invited to sit in on SC nomination hearings. Her self-importance must have shot up 100-fold after that.

      1. WTF

        She is the worst combination of things: a crazy, stupid person who thinks she is smart and important.

  12. Jarflax

    Swiss Links, now with twice the linkiness of Brett Barnd links.

    1. RoadSplosives

      It’s enough to drive a person to read DrudgeReport and the DailyMail. Sigh.

      1. Jarflax

        I’m just joking here, the Glib team do an amazing job running this site, better than the paid folk a TOS both in terms of reliability and content, so an occasional slip, or mid hurricane phoning in of linkage is ok by me.

        1. RoadSplosives

          It is a pretty great site, isn’t it? And ad-free!!

          1. MikeS

            Well, except for UCS and the constant shilling for his books.

  13. leon

    https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/11/opinion/republicans-lies-medicare-pre-existing-conditions.html

    Krugman: Goodbye political spin, hello blatant lies.

    It’s good for the NYT to be honest about it’s reporting… Oh that’s not what they meant?

    1. The Other Kevin

      I always say that Krugman’s writing boils down to “Republicans bad, Democrats good”. But holy hell if he isn’t this/close to writing it literally this time.

    2. Just Say’n

      At least we have Krugman to provide us with such lucid takes as “an alien invasion would be good for the economy”. So smart

      1. invisible finger

        Can’t wait for the next Krugman-approved destruction of New York skyscrapers by foreigners.

        1. WTF

          I seem to recall that wasn’t actually so great for the economy.

          1. invisible finger

            I would love to see him try to explain the difference. I’d be frightened by the people who would not regard his explanation as complete nonsense.

        2. Just Say’n

          He’s the only person who ever played Galaga and thought “this is a good example of creative destruction”

      2. Suthenboy

        +1 Trillion dollar coin.

    3. wchipperdove

      Krugman is a puppet of the central bankers. He’ll keep parroting the Fabian socialist line because he’s got his Nobel and his sweet NYT gig.

  14. LJW

    “Crew member dies after fall on set of Mister Rogers movie”

    Mister Rogers directed by Michael Bay?

    1. The Other Kevin

      Tom Hanks is not doing his own stunts because they are too dangerous.

    2. Just Say’n

      The crew member didn’t die. That’s a ruse. He was sacrificed to appease Hanks’ god, Baal. Tom Hanks is a monster.

    3. Drake

      The guy was leading an insurrection against King Friday.

    4. Suthenboy

      It isnt very clear. The article says he had a medical emergency and then fell. Heart attack? Stroke? I am thinking it wasn’t the fall that killed him.

      1. Jarflax

        Henrietta clawed his eyes

        1. Struck by a trolley…

        2. Bobarian LMD

          Run over by the trolley.

      2. Brasidas

        It was the sudden stop at the end?

  15. I. B. McGinty

    The music made up for the so-so links. I will continue to visit this site…

  16. Not Adahn

    I do enjoy a good “THE LINKS ARE LATE!” riot, but cleaning up afterwards kinda sucks.

    1. Mr Lizard

      You mean telling the group of meandering mammals to stop muttering incoherently and head over to the lynx thread?

    2. Gordilocks

      Much better than the riots thrown by KLANTIFA, by a long shot.

    3. Our sense of entitlement is shocking.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Fuck that noise. When crackheads find out their dealer has been arrested, they can always go get crack from another dealer. What are we supposed to do? There isn’t another dealer for us!

        We have it worse than crackheads!!!!

        1. Bobarian LMD

          What Jimbo is trying to say is that he’d suck yo’ dick for more links…

          /Scratching wrist

          1. Pope Jimbo

            Suck it for 40. That would be grand!

          2. AlexinCT

            A 40 ounce of what?

  17. commodious spittoon

    Only police should have guns. And not even police. And police have no duty to protect you. Or one another. And you have no right whatsoever to protect yourself. Murica Londonistan.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Whoopsie!

    The U.S. Navy, Air Force and Marines — as well as 11 international partners who participated in the program — grounded all F-35 fighters on Thursday as part of an ongoing investigation into a jet that crashed in Beaufort, South Carolina, late last month

    ———–

    This is the only latest turbulence for a long troubled flight program that began in October 2001. A Government Accountability Office report to Congress in June 2018 showed that the fighter grew increasingly expensive and regularly missed its deadlines, forcing the program to completely restructure in 2010 after moving its financial goal posts multiple times.

    The office recommended in its June report that the Department of Defense “resolve all critical deficiencies before full-rate production.”

    “Why didn’t we think of this sooner?”

    1. Pat

      A trillion bucks doesn’t buy you what it used to.

    2. “resolve all critical deficiencies before full-rate production.”

      They clearly don’t understand the purpose of a bridge to nowhere.

  19. Gordilocks

    Your taste in Metal is too ‘new’, Swiss.

    Get down with The Oldies.

    1. Count Potato

      Voivod was great, and one of the few metal bands that wasn’t mostly derivative.

    2. Timeloose

      Yes, Piggy forever.

    3. I just picked what would be my walk up music if I could still play rugby….

      *single tear shed*

      1. MikeS

        Don’t listen to the haters. Your link kicked ass. Danke sehr!

  20. Just Say’n

    https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2018/10/poll-shows-activism-highest-among-non-religious-democrats/572674/?utm_source=feed

    FTA:

    “Religiously unaffiliated voters, who may or may not be associated with other civic institutions, seem most excited about supporting or donating to causes, going to rallies, and expressing opinions online, among other activities. Political engagement may be providing these Americans with a new form of identity. And in turn, they may be helping to solidify the new identity of the Democratic Party.”

    It’s almost as if a lack of engagement with civic institutions brings one to the faith of the state

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Almost

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      People gotta believe in something…

      1. AlexinCT

        Marxisms replaces god with government, and promises heaven on earth, but can only deliver hell.

  21. Pat

    Facebook shuts down ‘spammy’ politics pages

    Facebook has removed more than 800 pages and accounts that sought to profit from politically themed spam.

    In a blog, Facebook said the 559 pages and 251 accounts abused the network to try to make people visit sites that make money from adverts.

    Scammers no longer sent messages about disasters or celebrities, it said, but used politics to generate traffic.

    The action has drawn criticism from some accounts that said they were legitimate activists.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      That’s cover for removing pages oitside of the political mainstream. FB’s aiming to be the bland white Wonderbread of social media sites.

      1. WTF

        Of course all of the pages they are removing tend to be of the conservative, right-wing nature.

        1. WTF

          And yucky libertarians, of course.

          1. AlexinCT

            It’s almost like there is a pattern/bias, but I can’t put my finger on it…

    2. LJW

      Here’s the list. Several of these, I know are legitimate pages. Punkrock Libertarians is one

      COPIED from yesterday
      Some of the pages DELETED & CENSORED by facebook today.
      The Free Thought Project – 3.1 m
      The Anti Media – 2.1m
      Police the Police – 1.9m
      Cop Block – 1.7m
      Filming Cops – 1.4m
      Choice & Truth – 2.9m
      Punk Rock Libertarians – 125k
      End The Drug War – 460k
      Mass Report – 500k
      Skeptic Society
      No Victim, No Crime
      Modern Slavery Hilarious Vines
      I Only Owe You Non Aggression – 13k
      Bay Area Police The Police – 7k
      V is For Voluntary – 160k
      Conspiracy Facts – 120k
      The Free Thought Project (back up page) – 23k
      You Won’t See This On TV
      Fucked Up Shit You Should Know About
      Unlimited Liberty
      Citizens For A Bleaker America
      Rachel Blevins – 69k
      Police the Police NY
      Gun Laws Don’t Work
      The Liberty Principle: No Consent From The Governed
      Policing The Police
      Legalize Cannabis
      Get Involved, You Live Here: 360k
      Fuck The Government – 154k
      New School Raphael 1
      Voluntaryist Veterans
      Anonymous News
      Hemp
      Matt Agorist – 5.4k
      TheAnonNews
      DIY Revival
      We The Individuals
      Press For Truth – 350k
      Anti GMO Foods and Fluoridated Water
      North Texas Cop Block
      Black Markets Are Beautiful – 3k
      Political Junkie News Media
      Free Your Mind Conference
      Psychologic – Anarchist
      Reports say its up to 800, so I shall update the list as more names come in.
      Thanks Lara Starr

      1. V is For Voluntary – 160k

        Heating Voluntary and Air Conditioning?

        1. commodious spittoon

          Polyvoluntary chloride.

          1. Bobarian LMD

            Positive Crankcase Voluntary.

        2. MikeS

          That is obviously a Russian bot site. Everybody knows V is for Vacuum. Just ask Yusef.

      2. Count Potato

        “Fluoridated Water”

        IT’S GOING TO TURN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY!

      3. RoadSplosives

        That list seems to skew Libertarianish

    3. Gordilocks

      Balko was one of few high profile journos to even discuss this on Twitter yesterday, as well as Greenwald. If you are against the status quo, either from right, left, or anarchist country, they want you gone.

  22. Count Potato

    “REVEALED: Melania Trump says her husband’s alleged affairs with Stormy Daniels and others are of ‘no concern’ to her while declaring she loves the president -and loathes Rudy Giuliani”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6269435/Melania-Trump-says-husbands-alleged-affairs-Stormy-Daniels-no-concern.html

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Sure, they have an arrangement of sorts, and love might even be involved, which is fine.

    2. Rebel Scum

      Shorter Melania: “I got the ring and now I am the First Lady, biotch.”

    3. Hat and Hair material…

  23. Rebel Scum

    John Kelly no likey Fauxcahontas

    White House Chief of Staff John Kelly last year called Democratic Senator Elizabeth Warren an “impolite arrogant woman” in an email to an aide after taking a phone call with her regarding President Trump’s travel ban…

    “Absolutely most insulting conversation I have ever had with anyone,” Kelly wrote. “What an impolite arrogant woman. She immediately began insulting our people accusing them of not following the court order, insulting and abusive behavior towards those covered by the pause, blah blah blah.”…

    “Too bad Senate Majority Leader McConnell couldn’t order her to be quiet again!” Carroll responded to Kelly. “Warren is running for president so early, trying too hard, and chasing bad pitches.”

    I suppose they will not be sharing a peace pipe any time soon.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      She screams “high maintenance”

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Maybe, you’d incur a low grocery bill though.

        1. commodious spittoon

          Nah, she refunds.

    2. Jarflax

      wood

  24. Certified Public Asshat

    Damn, even Splinter is calling out Avenatti’s bullshit:

    Michael Avenatti’s Beto O’Rourke Donation Page Tries to Split the Money with His Shitty PAC

    “Chip in for Beto now,” Avenatti wrote. Except that ActBlue page isn’t a direct donation form to O’Rourke’s campaign, as writer Chris Hooks quickly pointed out.

    When you click on the ActBlue link, it takes you to a donation page with both Beto’s logo and the Fight PAC brand. In the fine print above the donation button, it says that the money will be split evenly between O’Rourke’s campaign and the Fight PAC.

    1. commodious spittoon

      I think left and right can come together and agree that Michael Avenatti deserves a swirlie.

      1. WTF

        I guess he’s still Michael Avenatti because Saul Goodman was taken.

    1. Gordilocks

      Holy shit. Surprised buddy’s legs didn’t get crushed.

    2. Count Potato

      Surprised he wasn’t hurt.

      1. robc

        I saw that movie, it starred Bruce Willis. And sucked.

        1. Count Potato

          It was good, until the twist at the end.

          1. robc

            The twist at the end was the only good part of that movie.

            I enjoyed the last 5 minutes, it was mindnumbingly boring to get that.

            Lift weight. Add 5 lbs. Lift weight. Add 5 lbs. Lift weight…..

    3. Drake

      I can tell it isn’t New Jersey. People aren’t honking and yelling at him to get the fuck out of the way.

    4. Tres Cool

      Oh, the comments. Those redditors are a funny bunch.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    We’re not broke, as long as we have checks…

    He’s been explaining it for decades to whomever would listen.

    Which, for most of that period, was hardly anyone. But now his home-brewed doctrine is gaining an unlikely foothold in the Democratic Party. Several candidates in the midterm elections, and a few who have an eye on 2020, are coming out with plans that draw on his ideas—even if they’ve never heard of the man or the doctrine, known as Modern Monetary Theory, that he once promoted in early internet chat rooms.

    Its main argument is that governments with their own currencies can’t go broke. They have more room to spend than is usually supposed and don’t need to collect taxes (or even borrow) to pay for it. One thing they can, and should, spend money on is a jobs guarantee—offering work to anyone who wants it.

    Zimbabwe says welcome to the club.

    1. commodious spittoon

      So nix the European Union?

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      There was a monetarist who commented a lot at TOS . Trying to remember his handle.

      1. AlexinCT

        Tulpa? Or are you talking about American SoCon or some shit like that.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          It was draco or something like that.

    3. Jarflax

      Venezuela is doing the greetings now. Zimbabwe is drunk dialing Brazil and Argentina trying to get them to come back to him.

    4. WTF

      Yeah, because money and wealth are totally the same thing.

    5. “…governments with their own currencies can’t go broke.”

      Venezuela says, “Hold my beer.”

  26. Gordilocks

    My late Uncle Bruce was fond of making Coffee Royals before heading out into the woods of Northwestern Ontario to haul heavy equipment around on a lowboy, but that wouldn’t compare to the drinks this guy would make tostart the day right in the Oval Office.

    1. Evan from Evansville

      Armed guards in the kitchen are a nice touch.

    2. Tres Cool

      I think Hunter S. Thompson has has him beat .

      TW: Joe Rogan

    3. AlexinCT

      When you’re cool, the sun shines on you 24/7 and even indoors!

    4. MikeS

      Crypto_Mafia_
      ‏ @Crypto_Mafia_
      Oct 11
      Replying to @officialmcafee
      thats incredible. what are you blood pressure numbers xD

      John McAfee
      ‏Verified account @officialmcafee
      Oct 11
      Normal

      Crypto_Mafia_
      ‏ @Crypto_Mafia_
      Oct 11
      I need to get on the mcafee system

      John McAfee
      ‏Verified account @officialmcafee
      Oct 11
      Drugs, alcohol and cigarettes. The secret to long life and eternal happiness.

  27. Festus

    Huh. Got home from work this morning and Wifey informed me that my Dad is dead. He pulled into the wrong lanes on a divided highway and head-onned a lady and her two year-old. They are in critical condition, he’s playing a harp. Christ, what an asshole.

    1. Gordilocks

      Tabarnak.

    2. commodious spittoon

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Jesus.

      I’m sorry on all accounts.

    4. tarran

      Oh man! That’s awful! I hope the survivors recover!

      1. Festus

        Details are sketchy. This happened on Wednesday and we heard nothing of of it until now. Apparently my cousin who is a cop (?!) got ahold of my other cousin who is in IT and she was able to track me down through my step-daughter on my “defunct” Facebook page. I won’t know anything until I talk to my Aunt this evening. She flew out to be with him when he passed and has been making all of the arrangements. Thanks Joan!

    5. Just Say’n

      Shit. Sorry

    6. Juvenile Bluster

      Goddamn. Drunk? Old? Just a bad driver? Asleep?

      Sorry for your loss. Hope the injured family pulls though.

      1. Festus

        Old, failing eyesight, still having to work at 78 yrs old as a delivery van driver. I’d put suicide at a less than random chance. Apparently he’d been having spells lately and Alsheimer’s took Grandma.

        1. WTF

          Jesus, man. Sorry.

        2. AlexinCT

          Yikes.

    7. Count Potato

      Sorry 🙁

    8. Evan from Evansville

      Condolences. So sorry to hear that.

      *Sincerely hugs and pats on the back*

    9. Jarflax

      That is truly awful. Sorry man

    10. RoadSplosives

      My goodness. Virtual hugs for you, and I’m sure plenty of willing ears here at Glibs when you want/need to share.

      So sorry.

      1. Festus

        We weren’t emotionally close but there was always a bond. I know that my brother and I sorely disappointed him as did he for us.

    11. Suthenboy

      I am so sorry.

      1. Festus

        Thank you for your kind words, everyone. He used to be a fine, upstanding man and something broke in him when he was pushing fifty.

        1. Certified Public Asshat

          Echoing everyone else, sorry Festus.

          1. Festus

            One of my first memories was when he put me on his shoulders as we walked up a forest path to see a waterfall. My Dad was 6’4” and the leaves were tickling my noggin. I was two. I remember hanging on to his leg for dear life at the Centennial fireworks in 1967.

          2. Certified Public Asshat

            :'(

        2. mindyourbusiness

          Sorry for your loss.

    12. Warty

      Well. Fuck.

    13. Tres Cool

      Sorry for your loss.

    14. Sean

      That’s horrible.

      Sorry for your loss.

    15. MikeS

      Shit, buddy…that sucks. Were all here for you.

    16. Creosote Achilles

      Damn. That’s rough, Festus.

    17. Fourscore

      I know I’m late, as usual, but the others have said it all. Sad to hear about your relationship with your father. Do the best with your own family. We all have our demons and they come in different directions.

      1. Festus

        It’s hard to get around my own feelings right now. This is a man that gambled his mortgage away rather than let his wife have the house. Never bet against a man that doesn’t give a shit.

        1. Fourscore

          Good luck. Some hurts heal slowly.

    18. Sensei

      Dude – so sorry to read that.

  28. Just Say’n

    https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2018/10/11/susan-rices-republican-son-assaulted-during-prokavanaugh-rally-n2527456

    Apparently, Susan Rice, of the Obama administration, has a son in college who is very conservative and he was recently assaulted by progressives for supporting Kavanaugh’s nomination.

    1. Suthenboy

      For days I have been hearing proggies demanding that their critics stop calling them violent.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        Don’t call me violent, or I’ll curb-stomp your ass!

    2. Pat

      Nothing more intolerable than an uppity negro who doesn’t think what very smart white people think he should.

  29. Rebel Scum

    Camille Paglia: Feminism Is The Collapse Of Western Civilization

    With the launch of Camille Paglia’s new book this week, the Drudge Report has unearthed the heterodox feminist’s 2016 discussion of feminism as the collapse of Western Civilization. In her discourse Paglia explains, “The period of the 1920s, 1930s: that to me is my favorite period in feminism because these women admired what men had done. There was no male bashing as became systemic to Second Wave feminism. It’s an absolute poison that has spread worldwide.” The author of Sexual Personae later takes on the “neuroticism” endemic to modern feminism and how the movement’s deconstruction of traditional culture bred the “new religion” of political correctness.

    As the Left increasingly insists upon coddling women, abolishing due process, and even dabbling in cultic activism, Paglia’s comments offer a refreshing perspective from as insightful a scholar of feminism as any.

    1. Suthenboy

      It isnt just feminism. It is the goal of all left wing causes.

      1. wchipperdove

        I find myself using your phrase ‘Trojan horse for socialism’ a lot. (I *think* it was you I first heard that phrase from.)

        1. AlexinCT

          Like AGW, it is a means to peddle marxism to the masses. Where it differs from AGW is that AGW is doing so by using scare tactics, while feminism is simply making men the enemy of civilization.

        2. Suthenboy

          I got it from someone else here, I cant remember who, but it was too accurate not to steal.

    2. Warty

      She’s a fucking not. I love her.

      1. Warty

        *nut*.

        Goddammit.

        1. wchipperdove

          Do that in your bunk, please.

        2. Festus

          You were correct on both counts, Warty. She wouldn’t fuck you with Caitlin Jenner’s dick and she is mad in the traditional sense!

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Just bought her book. Might as well support the people who see thru the insanity.

    4. The Other Kevin

      I love that she is writing this kind of thing.

  30. Drake

    Now that the remnants of that hurricane have passed, it is finally Autumn here! The first day in about month that isn’t warm. foggy, misty crap.

    1. Suthenboy

      Starting to be here too. The acorns haven’t fallen yet though.

      1. Drake

        My side-yard is covered in a solid blanket of acorns and hickory nuts.

        1. Timeloose

          Friggen squirrels are going insane with the acorns and black walnuts. My yard looks like it’s going to be thick with oak and walnut trees this year.

        2. Suthenboy

          Box them up and mail them to me. My trees haven’t made much of anything this year and I need seed for 85 acres.

          1. Drake

            If you are serious, email me your address.

          2. Suthenboy

            Thank you but I am not serious. I was joking about my jealousy.
            I have tried that before. Seed from other parts of the country do not do well here. The soil, weather and population of microorganisms are different. The trees may be the same species but they are adapted metabolically to local areas. I got a couple hundred pounds of black walnut from North Carolina once and busted my ass for a week planting them. Not one survived. They feebly reached a couple of feet tall and just gave up the ghost. There’s a fella down the road with three black walnuts and the seed from those sprout every time. They grow slow, but that is to be expected.
            I do appreciate the offer but it would probably be wasted effort.

          3. Drake

            I was just reading pages on the internet about Red Hickory. It is supposed to be an uncommon variety – but they grow like weeds in my section of NW New Jersey. Probably the most attractive and healthiest big tree in my yard – and a bunch more in neighbors’ yards and the surrounding woods.

            So, yeah – they might not like your area.

          4. invisible finger

            I read that oaks typically produce few acorns annually but intermittently produce a friggin’ ton of them. I forget what the “strategy” is called, but apparently it happens so that once in a while the animals can’t possibly eat all of them which helps the oak species survive.

          5. R C Dean

            When I had live oaks, it seemed like every other year was a “holy shit, look at all those acorns” year.

            Live oaks may be my favorite tree to have around, although they are nearly useless for lumber and difficult even for firewood due to their twisted grain short trunks, and non-straight branches. We used to have some grandfathers around our house in Texas, and in good acorn years you could hear the deer hooves clattering on the porch in the evenings as they hoovered them up.

          6. Suthenboy

            That’s true, but it isnt just oaks. All nut bearing species do that and many fruit species as well. That is why the critter populations that eat them also fluctuate in cycles.

          7. Rhywun

            I read about cicadas the other day – there is one planted somewhere outside my (7th floor!) living room window that has been buzzing away every night for weeks – and they use the same strategy.

      2. Nephilium

        The acorns have been dropping like mad here, the leaves haven’t changed colors though.

    2. Rhywun

      Hell yeah. I love when a blast of cold air from Canada blows that wet-sponge shit out.

    3. MikeS

      It was 9 fucking degrees this morning. 9.

      Fuck you, global warming.

  31. LJW

    Cosmonaut Crashed Into Earth ‘Crying In Rage’

    Old article but very interesting. Apparently there was a time when NPR had decent articles.

    1. Suthenboy

      Without reading the article…my father has worked in remote places all over the world. For entertainment he used to listen in on short wave radios. He told me he has heard that numerous times…cosmonaughts screaming as they burned up on re-entry. The Russians had a high failure rate.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The Soviets lost far more cosmonauts than survived. It’s why they would never pre-announce a launch. Only after the vehicle didn’t blow up on the ground, bounce off the atmosphere, or hurtle off into deep space would they let everyone know of their great accomplishment.

      I know someone who toured their facilities shortly after the CCCP fell. Most of their equipment was using knob and tube wiring and every engineer/scientist there wanted to inspect his private plane just to see the avionics, which were mind-blowing to them.

    3. Raston Bot

      OPEN. CASKET.

      pure balls.

      1. R C Dean

        He took the mission because he didn’t want his buddy to die.

        Toxic. Masculinity.

  32. commodious spittoon

    Why is progressivism considered punk? If there’s ever an ideology less punk than progressivism, name it: no smoking, drink in moderation or not at all, pornography is evil, sex work questionable, moral scolds, collective guilt, tone policing, bureacracy, and a growing reverence for police, judges, and prosecutors—as long as they cleave to the party line. Is Rollins stuck with his head in the stodgy political climes of his youth, or just up his own ass? Or was punk a big put-on from the start, the scene for preppy white kids?

    1. Pat

      Or was punk a big put-on from the start, the scene for preppy white kids?

      More or less that.

      1. Festus

        “Hello Daddy, hello Mom….” Cosplay before it was mainstreamed and commodified into conventions and random retreats. Hell, I cosplayed a hippy in high school even though I was a jock and took all the AP courses.

    2. Nephilium

      I’ve been wondering that over the past couple of months. I’m so far out of the popular music scene I can’t see it with a telescope, but I don’t hear of that many new bands pushing back against all of the overreach. Fuck, almost every band released an anti PMRC track back in the 80’s. I mean, where’s this generations Jello Biafra, Joan Jett, Ramones, Donnas, Descendents, NOFX, Rancid, Bad Religion, Propaghandi, Social Distortion, Bouncing Souls, Agnostic Front, etc…

    3. Gordilocks

      I’ve seen Rollins perform twice in his never-ending nostalgia tour for punkgressives, and it’s the same schtick every time, much like his columns. And yeah, you are absolutely correct – progressivism is about as punk as I am a registered Democrat. The two faith systems are irreconcilable.

      Thanks for posting that; KDW is a treasure, and even if I disagree with some of his content, the writing is always top-notch.

      1. commodious spittoon

        I saw Rollins perform in high school. He’s entertaining, no question. Just maybe stick to your life story as a touring, aging rocker. You’ve got money and drive enough to live and work and travel like that, and you want to discuss domestic politics? That’s like hiring a pricey escort to read off the room service menu because you forgot your reading glasses.

    4. wchipperdove

      I’ve never understood the appeal of Henry Rollins.

      1. Pat

        But he’s always been so cool

    5. The Other Kevin

      I think punk has always been pretty left leaning. The Clash and the Sex Pistols were the socialist opposition to Reagan and Thatcher.

      However, at the time, the left was fighting against censorship and discrimination.

      1. Nephilium

        The Ramones split the middle, NOFX has claimed libertarian in the past, and there’s a couple of others who are fairly apolitical.

      2. Rhywun

        And the punk-left wasn’t interested in all the moral and nanny BS that came to define the left over time.

      3. l0b0t

        Some of us slowly drifted more and more into Oi and Rock Against Communism type stuff because of this. Which leads me to an observation. I have a fascination with racialist music of all flavors. I don’t endorse or condone the ideology from which it springs but I do appreciate the work product. I’ve found it rather impolitic to bring up amongst peers, even those whose supposed passion and devotion to the musical arts is greater than mine, because of the weird ethnic double standard whereby one can listen to Public Enemy or The Mau-Maus and not be given a second glance but if one cops to listening to Skrewdriver or Day Of The Sword, one becomes a great evil that must be shunned.

    6. Hudson

      From the Feeding of the 5000, recorded in 1978:

      Yes that’s right, punk is dead
      It’s just another cheap product for the consumers head
      Bubblegum rock on plastic transistors
      Schoolboy sedition backed by big time promoters
      CBS promote the Clash
      Ain’t for revolution, it’s just for cash
      Punk became a fashion just like hippy used to be
      Ain’t got a thing to do with your or me
      Movements are systems and systems kill
      Movements are expressions of the public will
      Punk became a movement cos we all felt lost
      Leaders sold out and now we all pay the cost
      Punk narcissism was a social napalm
      Steve Jones started doing real harm
      Preaching revolution, anarchy and change
      Sucked from the system that had given him his name
      Well I’m tired of staring through shit stained glass
      Tired of staring up a superstars arse
      I’ve got an arse and crap and a name
      I’m just waiting for my fifteen minutes fame
      Steven Jones, you’re napalm
      If you’re so pretty vacant, why do you smarm?
      Patti Smith, you’re napalm, you write with your hand
      But it’s Rimbaud’s arm
      And me, yes, I, do I want to burn?
      Is there something I can learn?
      Do I need a business man to promote my angle
      Can I resist the carrots that fame and fortune dangle
      I see the velvet zippies in their bondage gear
      The social elite with safetypins in their ear
      I watch and understand that it don’t mean a thing
      The scorpions might attack, but the systems stole the sting
      PUNK IS DEAD. PUNK IS DEAD. PUNK IS DEAD

      It was dead as soon as it started.

      Still, I went out to see the Descendants last week and had a great time.

    7. Raston Bot

      totalitarianism is anathema to punk. and what is the progressive movement if not state control and conformity of thought.

  33. Count Potato

    “Thousands of young U.S. children get no vaccines, survey finds
    Although 70 percent of young children are vaccinated a small but growing number of children are not, worrying health officials.

    A small but growing proportion of the youngest children in the U.S. have not been vaccinated against any disease, worrying health officials.

    An estimated 100,000 young children have not had a vaccination against any of the 14 diseases for which shots are recommended, according to a Centers for Disease Control and Prevention report released Thursday.”

    https://www.nbcnews.com/health/kids-health/thousands-young-us-children-get-no-vaccines-survey-finds-n919166

    1. Pat

      The new estimate is based on finding that, in 2017, 1.3 percent of the children born in 2015 were completely unvaccinated. That’s up from the 0.9 percent seen in an earlier similar assessment of the kids born in 2011.

      Quick, let’s everybody panic then.

      (standard parents who don’t vaccinate their kids are retarded disclaimer)

    2. WTF

      That seems like a problem that will eventually solve itself.

  34. Count Potato

    “Neil Patrick Harris says Whoopi Goldberg promised him sex”

    https://pagesix.com/2018/10/11/neil-patrick-harris-says-whoopi-goldberg-promised-him-sex/amp/

    Is that why he gay?

    1. Drake

      Best reason I’ve ever heard.

    2. wchipperdove

      Ted Danson actually GOT the sex. He didn’t turn gay, but he lost a lot of hair.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        The rest of it turned white.

        1. Drake

          So bad it turned his wig white.

        1. Just Say’n

          Cliff: Hey, Sammy, I don’t think putting on a minstrel show at the bar is a good idea

          Sam: It’s OK, Cliff. I’m screwing one of the blacks

          Cliff: Ah, Sammy, I’m not so sure they appreciate being called “the blacks” either

          Sam: Cliff, we live in Boston. Literally, America’s asshole. There are thousands of racist Irish drunks swarming this City. Who cares what the blacks think

          Cliff: Ah, I think I got to find another bar

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-mi0r0LpXo

          1. Drake

            The ones I know call themselves “Black” and think “African-American” is stupid.

    3. Suthenboy

      This Hollywood MeToo crap…who is buying that? Hasn’t anyone heard of the casting couch? It’s been a thing as long as there has been show business.

      1. WTF

        Yeah, a lot of it sounds more like a business transaction than an assault.

      2. Mr Lizard

        It’s been around for at least this long…

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LIEkvPmgAHI

    4. MikeS

      “He had many questions as a kid, so I said, ‘Listen, wait 10 years, and I’ll take you through it.’ In those days, you could actually have some fun like that. You can’t do that now. People get very upset now.”

      You’re right Whoopi. Do you think that you could maybe help do something about that? Nah, just keep being an SJW warrior instead.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Just askin’

    When he was arguing for the ratification of the Constitution, Alexander Hamilton wrote that the judiciary “will always be the least dangerous branch to the political rights of the Constitution,” in part because he believed the federal courts would stand above the political fray and act as a bulwark against tyranny from all directions.

    But it’s hard to defend the Supreme Court on these grounds today.

    As my colleague Matthew Yglesias noted last week, the Court is now a blunt political instrument, used repeatedly to undermine outcomes of democratic governance — often on behalf of corporate interests. And the recent disaster that was the Brett Kavanaugh confirmation has further delegitimized the Court in the public’s mind.

    So it’s perfectly reasonable to ask if we should abolish the Supreme Court, or at the very least strip the Court of its ability to overturn laws that it rules unconstitutional. If the Court is no longer a neutral arbiter of the law, if it’s gradually shape-shifting into a partisan weapon, then maybe it’s time to rethink its role in our constitutional system.

    The whole point of the Court is to undermine outcomes of democratic governance which attempt to negate the limitations embodied in the Constitution. But let’s just be honest, and say we want to live in a banana republic.

    1. Pat

      If the Court is no longer a neutral arbiter of the law, if it’s gradually shape-shifting into a partisan weapon, then maybe it’s time to rethink its role in our constitutional system.

      You’re at least 85 years late to the party if that’s the standard, dickbreath.

    2. fried

      used repeatedly to undermine outcomes of democratic governance

      That’s the core of it right there. They don’t view the Constitution as a way of protecting the people from the (tyrannical) excesses of centralized government, but as some ancient, archaic impediment to the implementation of “proper policy”. You know, written by some dead white guys like a hundred years ago. Like, get woke already.

    3. kbolino

      What were the corporate interests at play in Brown, Griswold, Roe, Sims, Lawrence, and Obergefell, exactly?

      At least Cass Sunstein had the honesty to note that it was Roe v. Wade that upset the position of the Court in the public and political consciousness, and energized conservatives to tilt it their way. Democrats had settled themselves into the “post-war consensus” mentality and gone on a judiciary-trumping-democracy spree for 30+ years. Conservatives fought back against that, and now they’re the bad guys.

    4. Grumbletarian

      the Court is now a blunt political instrument, used repeatedly to undermine outcomes of democratic governance

      Sort of the way California’s Supreme Court struck down a repeatedly democratically enacted gay marriage ban, right?

      1. R C Dean

        I wonder what “Its different when we do it” is in Latin?

        1. WTF

          Et cum aliud facere?

    5. Rebel Scum

      federal courts would stand above the political fray and act as a bulwark against tyranny from all directions.

      Noted approvingly by the author.

      used repeatedly to undermine outcomes of democratic governance

      Noted disapprovingly by the author.

      0_o

    6. Rebel Scum

      So it’s perfectly reasonable to ask if we should abolish the Supreme Court,

      Good luck amending the Constitution.

      or at the very least strip the Court of its ability to overturn laws that it rules unconstitutional. If the Court is no longer a neutral arbiter of the law

      Good luck amending the Constitution

      I mean, seriously? That last thing is the whole point of scotus.

      1. R C Dean

        I’ve always been puzzled by this sentence in Article III:

        In all the other cases before mentioned, the Supreme Court shall have appellate jurisdiction, both as to law and fact, with such exceptions, and under such regulations as the Congress shall make.

        Article III also says “The judicial power of the United States, shall be vested in one Supreme Court, and in such inferior courts as the Congress may from time to time ordain and establish,” and goes on to define federal jurisdiction as “the judicial power shall extend to all cases [followed by a listing of cases that is about what you think]”.

        Article III seems to establish federal jurisdiction as a Constitutional matter, and then gives Congress the authority to limit that jurisdiction at least as the Supreme Court. Taking Congress’s power literally, it could “except” from the Supreme Court’s jurisdiction cases “arising under the Constitution”, which seems like it should take a Constitutional amendment, since those cases are listed in the Constitution as within the Supreme Court’s jurisdiction. Oddly, this would also mean that Circuit Courts would have the final say on the Constitutionality of statutes, regs, etc.

        1. Jarflax

          Congress could abolish the circuit and district courts, Everything in Article 3 except the Supreme Court’s existence and original jurisdiction is at Congressional discretion.

          1. R C Dean

            Its original jurisdiction is:

            In all cases affecting ambassadors, other public ministers and consuls, and those in which a state shall be party, the Supreme Court shall have original jurisdiction.

            So, yes, Congress could abolish the federal courts except the Supreme Court, and strip the Supreme Court of anything other than these cases.

  36. Just Say’n

    https://twitter.com/MaxBlumenthal/status/1050615215589474304

    Facebook and now Twitter took down the “Free Thought Project” apparently because of “voter suppression”. The “voter suppression” was due to the page posting memes encouraging people not to vote.

    They literally have no knowledge about libertarians at all. This is ridiculous

    1. LJW

      FTP is pretty out there, not that they deserve getting shut down.

      1. Just Say’n

        Sure, but “Voting is Useless” is a saying that’s as American as apple pie or Kate Upton

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Hmmm, kate Upton’s pie…

          /Homer gurgle

    2. MikeS

      And people like this asshole are worse than the ones actually doing the censoring:

      EmoCratic SoCalist
      ‏ @Skatespeech
      18m18 minutes ago
      Replying to @MaxBlumenthal

      Yeah, I’m against censorship but I’m almost positive I remember finding information that confirmed my suspicions of it being libertarian propaganda so it’s hard for me to want to defend them.

      1. fried

        something something principals over principles.

      2. Rhywun

        libertarian propaganda

        *faints*

      3. Scruffy Nerfherder

        The “but” negates the first part of the statement asshole.

      4. kbolino

        You’d be hard-pressed to find a more tortured way to write that.

    3. commodious spittoon

      I, for one, welcome the Facebook implosion. Nobody who isn’t a raving lunatic progressive should be giving them eyeballs or clicks.

    4. Raston Bot

      good, they are doing to themselves exactly what their competitors have been unable to do to them.

      but damn these people for misusing the word “suppression”.

      to suppress means to forcibly put an end to something. posting armed guards at polling stations and arresting people who show up to vote would be an example of voter suppression.

      WORDS. HAVE. MEANING.

  37. wchipperdove

    Waiter, my links are cold. And the portions are so small. I would like a refund.

    1. commodious spittoon

      She’s refunding!

    2. LJW

      Better watch out they might spit in your links if you come back.

    3. MikeS

      That’s because this is a trendy site. Trendy sites always have cold, small links.

    4. wchipperdove

      Crikey, I wonder what kind of Yelp reviews this site would get.

      1. kbolino

        I don’t think they factor “reported for thoughtcrime” into the ratings.

      2. Brochettaward

        Too gay. Would not comment again.

        1. Jarflax

          STEVE SMITH COMMENT YOU AGAIN!!

  38. Count Potato

    “Facebook, Twitter Purge More Dissident Media Pages In Latest Escalation

    UPDATE: Free Thought Project has, like Anti-Media, now been removed from Twitter as well as Facebook. There definitely appears to be some kind of coordination or overlap between Twitter and Facebook censors.”

    https://medium.com/@caityjohnstone/facebook-twitter-purge-more-dissident-media-pages-in-latest-escalation-5eeebb39e25e

    1. Count Potato

      “THE PURGE IS HERE: Hundreds of political social media pages deleted without warning”

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4zu_QS6hK4

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Think for a moment about who would want to be a censor at those companies.

    3. Count Potato

      “First they came for Alex Jones, and we all laughed because “he deserves it” and “they’re private companies”. Carey Wedler (other libertarian YouTuber) had her Facebook page AND Twitter accounts removed today. Dozens of other large libertarian/”right-leaning” pages were removed.”

      https://twitter.com/_Kenziepuff/status/1050563911513071618

      1. Rebel Scum

        Carey Wedler

        Would.

    4. Suthenboy

      So, a purge in earnest.
      There is a TV show called the Purge. Apparently it is purporting to be a criticism of conservative values. It portrays rampant violent crime as being committed by people yelling “Make America great!”.
      The constant projection from the left is just breathtaking.

      1. Drake

        I haven’t watched the series. I’ve seen snippets of the movies. They are stupid daydreams about a night of lawlessness where you can kill, steal, and destroy without consequences. I could never suspend my disbelief. If somebody were to kill a member of my family during the purge, I’d hunt them down and kill them the next day. You can’t have a little lawlessness. The Left doesn’t get that point – hence Antifa.

        1. commodious spittoon

          They’re horseshit gun control propaganda films.

          One scene at the end of one of the movies has the wife of the main character, who was killed just before the purge ends, calmly telling the murderers to get out of the house. And I thought… WTF? Who cares if the purge is over? Who’s going to tell on you if you kill this woman and her kids, like you’d intended, a few minutes after the whistle blows, to keep them from coming gunning for you next year?

          It’s so dumb in theory and execution that only the Rick & Morty spoof makes it tolerable as a cultural touchstone.

          1. Count Potato

            I thought the first and third ones were good.

    5. Just Say’n

      A guy who acts like a fascist on his own property is no less a fascist just because he can behave however he wants on his own property

      1. wdalasio

        It’s their own property. The thing that bothers me is that they get an implicit subsidy for that property through their CDA Section 230 exemption. That needs to stop. Why the GOP isn’t trying to do this is beyond me. The social media giants have made clear that they’re their enemies. It’s insanity to leave them protected.

        1. Jarflax

          This libertarian virtue signal of “It’s their property therefore I can’t criticize their fascism” is retarded.

          It is their property, therefore I do not think I should be allowed to force them not to use it in this horrible, evil way, but I sure as hell can express my disgust with their actions and hope that some karmic balance gives them all ass cancer.

          1. wdalasio

            It is their property, therefore I do not think I should be allowed to force them not to use it in this horrible, evil way,

            But, what if they do use their property in a horrible, evil way that violates someone else’s rights? I don’t think there’s anything unlibertarian about saying they can’t do it then. And the truth is social media has been a hotbed of slander and copyright infringement since its inception. They’ve gotten a pass on it on the grounds that it was the commenters doing the slander and copyright infringement and the social media companies didn’t have any say in publishing or not publishing it. But, if they’re going to pick and choose what gets published, they have the same liability for what gets published by them as any brick and mortar publisher.

          2. Jarflax

            they have the same liability for what gets published by them as any brick and mortar publisher.

            Unfortunately this is almost no liability. Screw Roe v Wade, let’s overturn Sullivan.

          3. R C Dean

            They are immunized under CDMA from liability so long as they can claim that they are only removing “objectionable” content “in good faith”.

            Sooner or later, somebody is going to strip them of that immunity in court, even if Congress doesn’t.

          4. Jarflax

            I understand , but even without CDA there is almost no way to win a defamation case under Sullivan.

          5. Jarflax

            Ignore me I am conflating two conversations. Although there is overlap

          6. R C Dean

            Sullivan only applies to public figures. Someone who has been slandered on Facebook or Twitter who isn’t a public figure doesn’t have to meet that standard to sue.

          7. Jarflax

            But Public figure is pretty broadly defined and has been held to include private actors who “thrust themselves into the forefront of a debate over an issue”

        2. Raston Bot

          implicit subsidy for that property through their CDA Section 230 exemption. That needs to stop. Why the GOP isn’t trying to do this is beyond me. The social media giants have made clear that they’re their enemies. It’s insanity to leave them protected.

          this notion of stripping Section 230 protection worries me. i don’t think this is a road we should travel. obviously, when the libertarian social media platforms develop and have half the country as subscribers, then the progs/leftists will openly advocate gutting Section 230.

          1. R C Dean

            this notion of stripping Section 230 protection worries me.

            Doesn’t bother me. CDA predates these social media platforms, and was intended to protect ISPs and site hosting companies. It is also crappily drafted – “objectionable” content, whatever that is, can be deleted “in good faith”, whatever that is. That’s content management and the kind of editorial judgment that gets the little people sued for defamation.

            I don’t even think the social media companies qualify because their selective application of facially neutral standards isn’t in good faith.

          2. Raston Bot

            i’m convinced the internet will be a husk of its former self without Section 230 protection. there has to be a way to not run afoul of Section 230 and still craft lawfare against social media’s censorship.

          3. R C Dean

            I like the intent of Section 230, as it applies to “pure” conduits for other people’s content. But, at some point you become responsible for what is published on your platform if you are controlling the content on your platform. Section 230 does a crap job of drawing that line, and needs to be revised.

          4. kbolino

            I don’t trust anyone currently occupying the positions of power in our country, or likely to hold them in the foreseeable future, with the task of revising that section of law.

          5. kbolino

            The EFF has this to say about CDA Section 230:

            The legal protections provided by CDA 230 are unique to U.S. law; European nations, Canada, Japan, and the vast majority of other countries do not have similar statutes on the books. While these countries have high levels of Internet access, most prominent online services are based in the United States. This is in part because CDA 230 makes the U.S. a safe haven for websites that want to provide a platform for controversial or political speech and a legal environment favorable to free expression.

            Not only do I think the provision stands on its own, but as we move into an era when the Chinese government exerts more and more influence over the Internet and the tech sphere generally, having the U.S. stand as a bulwark of freedom against it seems to me to far outweigh the temporal losses faced on prominent social networks, which can be ameliorated by setting up alternate platforms. The bigger issue may arise when infrastructure providers force competitors off, but that may run afoul of other legal protections.

      2. kbolino

        Most families share finances. That doesn’t make them socialists.

        That having been said, Zuckerberg is no Bill Gates (and Gates today is nothing like Gates ca. 1995).

    6. So, they are publishers now, so they can be sued, correct?

      1. R C Dean

        Well, they can probably call actual spam factories “objectionable content” and remove them “in good faith” and retain their CDA immunity.

        However, at some point curating content based on the political views expressed in that content should take them out of the “in good faith” requirement, if not the “objectionable content” requirement.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    I’m going to join facebook, so I can get kicked off like all the cool kids.

  40. Pat

    Amy Winehouse’s hologram will tour with a live band in 2019

    Amy Winehouse will return to the stage in 2019 as the latest in a long line of deceased performers resurrected as holograms. The digital ghost of Winehouse (who died in 2011) will perform her hits such a “Rehab” and “Valerie” while backed by a live band. The tour is a product of a partnership between LA-based BASE Hologram and the Amy Winehouse Foundation, which raises money for the prevention of alcohol and drug abuse.

    Hologram tours are, of course, not at all unprecedented, as many will recall the holographic Tupac performance at Coachella in 2012 which opened a floodgate of post-death holographic musical performances. Artists such as Biggie Smalls, Whitney Houston, and even comedians Andy Kaufman and Redd Fox have performed as holograms. It’s a trend that shows no sign of ceasing. In fact, BASE Hologram currently runs Roy Orbison: In Dreams and Callas In Concert featuring opera legend Maria Callas who died in 1977.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      They’re going to need holographic speedballs to keep her going.

    2. wchipperdove

      How long until I – I mean we, as a society, heh – can get holographic porn?

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Fucking creepy, let the dead stay dead for Christ’s sake.

  41. Drake

    I was assured this never happens.

    A Pennsylvania couple is suing the parents of five “mean girls”, and a school district, for how their son was treated when he was falsely accused of rape.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      I don’t know about the lawsuit but the school certainly should expell those psychotic girls and the DA should consider charges. They need to be held to account for what they did.

      1. Count Potato

        Don’t hold your breath.

    2. commodious spittoon

      If we’re going to have sex offender registries, maybe false accusers deserve a place on them.

      1. AlexinCT

        That’s actually a pretty good idea.

        1. commodious spittoon

          OTOH maybe we shouldn’t give women a reason not to admit the lie… Christ, I don’t know. There seems to be no defense in the negative against an allegation of sexual misconduct: I can’t say, “She can’t prove it,” because she’s not expected to: I’m simply considered guilty on her say-so. If she conspires with a friend or friends, I may as well hang myself. My only hope is that she or her friends reconsider.

          1. Drake

            I’m imaging the women having to knock on the new neighbors’ doors and explain that she falsely accused a man of rape.

            “Thanks for letting me know, I’ll be sure to never be alone with you. Ever.”

          2. fried

            Not that that actually matters anymore.

          3. R C Dean

            If she conspires with a friend or friends, I may as well kill them all andhang myself.

            When you think about it, its a miracle nobody whose life has been wrecked with a false accusation hasn’t gone the murder/suicide route.

          4. kbolino

            I think the requisite state of mind for murder-suicide is more evidenced by the false-accusers than the falsely accused.

          5. MikeS

            I bet it has, but we haven’t heard about it because:

            a. the suicide/murder was looked upon as “proof” that the accusation was real

            or

            b. most media is extremely reticent to publish stories of recanted accusations, and when they do it doesn’t get anywhere near the coverage as the accusation did.

          6. kbolino

            If there is no downside, this will continue. It may burn itself out, but this sort of behavior well predates the #metoo movement, and so I doubt it will die with it, either.

          7. wdalasio

            OTOH maybe we shouldn’t give women a reason not to admit the lie…

            That’s solvable. Set a time limit, before which she gets the current slap on the wrist, if she comes forward and admits it. If she gets caught in the lie or if she only admits it after the “expiration”, she gets thrown to the wolves. Then the incentives all run to admitting the truth.

    3. wdalasio

      I hope the courts pay off the kid and his family so badly that the girls in question are in hock up to their eye teeth for the rest of their lives (I would say “reduced to turning tricks on a Philly street corner”, but hookers sound like better persons than these “girls”). The problem is you know nothing of the sort is going to happen. The idea of punishing women for false accusations seems to be anathema to some segment of our society that I just can’t figure out.

      1. AlexinCT

        it would prevent victims from coming forward!

        /proggie asshat

        I always ask why? If you were really sexually assaulted, report the crime immediately so the authorities can collect evidence. And definitely in cases of rape, also go to a medical facility and get checked (not just to get evidence, but to make sure you are not infected with some horrible disease). If you choose not to report it or seek medical attention after a rape, for whatever reason, you are basically undermining your case. Sorry to be blunt as shit about this, but people that don’t avail themselves of the options that would allow them to get legal redress, for whatever reason, are doing far more harm to their own cause than anything else.

        1. commodious spittoon

          “There are no perfect victims” seems like license to have no bar an accuser has to clear. “So she waited two years, carried on by all accounts an amicable relationship with her abuser, never breathed a word of the assault to anyone, never filed a police report, never sought medical attention, but when they split up and she has cause for malice, she suddenly discovers she was a victim. So what? She say she believes she is, so she must be.”

        2. WTF

          It’s horseshit. Just because insurance fraud is prosecuted, it doesn’t discourage people from filing legitimate claims. They just want to insure that women can make false accusations without consequence.

          1. wdalasio

            They just want to insure that women can make false accusations without consequence.

            That really does seem to be the case. And it would be one thing if it were just the radical feminists pushing this. But, its not. If you look, you wind up seeing it across the board. Even when accusations get proven false, the accuser is still given anonymity, even as the actual victim (the accused) is pretty much doxxed. Hell, even after the accusation is proven false, they’re often still referred to as victims. And in the rare case where the false accuser is even reprimanded, it’s usually on the grounds of wasting government resources or “making actual victims less likely to be believed”. The fact that they completely destroyed an innocent person’s life isn’t even an afterthought.

          2. AlexinCT

            Mattress girl comes to mind. That was just plain fucking wrong.

          3. Drake

            Tawana Brawley, “Jackie” from UVA, the Duke Lacrosse stripper…

        3. wdalasio

          it would prevent victims from coming forward!

          Yeah, I’ve heard that one before. Honestly, the only answer I can give is why would you not want to NOT want to prevent false accusers from “coming forward”?

          1. R C Dean

            Because false accusations only hurt subhuman so-called “men”.

            In their minds, its better than ten men get falsely accused than one rape go unreported.

          2. commodious spittoon

            I can’t remember whether it was Ezra Klein or one of the other chucklefuck progressive edgelords pretending to be serious journalists, but the “few broken eggs” theory he put forward in preparation for the #MeToo omelette pretty much summed up their stance on false accusation. It’s a religion, and the unbelievers will be punished.

  42. Count Potato

    “For those keeping score at home, in the last 24 hours folks on CNN and MSNBC have called Kanye: 1) dumb 2) mentally ill 3) a house negro 4) a token 5) a minstrel 6) a white supremacist”

    https://twitter.com/TomBevanRCP/status/1050735293387685888

    1. Count Potato

      “MSNBC calls Kanye West a “White Supremacist” for Meeting with Trump.”

      https://twitter.com/MarkDice/status/1050581911062466560

      “This is white supremacy by ventriloquism.”

      1. fried

        +1 false consciousness

      2. Tres Cool

        +1 Clayton Bigsby

    2. Drake

      Since they are uneducated, they don’t realize that Uncle Tom was beaten to death by other slaves.

    3. AlexinCT

      These fuckers sure are scared more African Americans might figure out that they are slaves of the dnc….

      1. Drake

        Black people aren’t energized to vote Democrat by screaming white harpies? Hard to believe.

    4. They are TERRIFIED by him.

      1. Rhywun

        I’m loving this. How crazy and unhinged are the likes of CNN and MSNBC going to get…?

        1. Suthenboy

          It’s starting to look kinda like peak derp, it goes on without end.

      2. kbolino

        Which is really odd, to be honest. Kanye West doesn’t pose a threat to them. They are manufacturing an enemy entirely out of whole cloth.

    5. Raston Bot

      HAHAHAHAHA

      Good.

      this is how you alienate black voters and get more Trump.

      1. Rhywun

        “MSNBC calls Kanye West a ‘White Supremacist’ for Meeting with Trump” should be on every local newscast but it won’t be.

        1. Raston Bot

          the Gosnell movie opens today if anyone needs that little extra shove to get over the hump and finally kill themselves.

          1. Raston Bot

            ^definitely a thread fail but also appropriate b/c it falls under the category “should be on local newscast but won’t be”.

  43. Birthday boobies for me!

    http://archive.is/WwVB1

    And because it’s my birthday, a double dose.

    http://archive.is/wX2BJ

      1. Oh it’ll be happy alright.

    1. Pat

      Happy birthday. May all the boobies you encounter on this day have their own gravitational field.

    2. MikeS

      Happy birthday, booby bearing buddy!

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      May your birthday go like this

      1. That’s the plan.

    4. AlexinCT

      Happy Boobies, I mean birthday to you Q!

    5. WTF

      Happy BirthBoobday!

    6. Tres Cool

      Happy Birthday !

    7. Count Potato

      Happy birthday!

  44. invisible finger

    I always thought OnStar was creepy. Maybe I should have thought the same about SiriusXM.

    https://news.radio-online.com/cgi-bin/rol.exe/headline_id=n36019

    1. MikeS

      I love my SXM. I choose to put my head in the sand and not click.

  45. Count Potato

    “Stephen Elliott Sues Moira Donegan, Creator of Shitty Media Men List

    Stephen Elliott, a New Orleans–based writer is suing Moira Donegan, the creator of the Shitty Media Men List for libel and emotional distress. Elliott filed documents at the United States District Court for the Eastern District of New York on October 10 and is seeking at least $1.5 million in damages.

    “Upon information and belief, Defendants conspired to create the Google Spreadsheet entitled ‘Shitty Media Men’ and circulated the link to the List via email, without password protection, for the stated purpose of encouraging the female recipients to anonymously publish allegations of sexual misconduct by men,” reads the complaint. “The wholly unsubstantiated allegations published in the List, particularly with regard to allegations about Plaintiff, contained numerous false statements alleging criminal sexual conduct on the part of Plaintiff.”

    According to the suit, Elliott also intends to sue other women who contributed to the Google spreadsheet (who he names as “Jane Does”), which briefly circulated last October and contained the names of over of 70 men who were anonymously accused of sexual misconduct, ranging from rape to harassment: “Plaintiff believes that information obtained in discovery will reveal the Jane Doe Defendants’ true names, addresses and other identifying information and allow Plaintiff to amend this Complaint to state the same”.

    Elliott intends to subpeona the Google metadata for the list in order to obtain this information:”

    https://www.thecut.com/2018/10/stephen-elliott-sues-moira-donegan.html

    Same story posted in previous thread, but not Jezebel.

    1. wdalasio

      Again, I hope he wins. Personally, if I were a juror, I’d tack on a good $20-30 million in punitives to make sure she never gets out of the hole.

      1. R C Dean

        Yup. Interesting legal conundrum to be solved around whether the creators of the list actually have responsibility for what other people put on it. But I suspect they are suing the creator mostly to get discovery into who the anonymous contributors are.

        Unlike some libertarians, I think defamation should have legal consequences.

        1. Jarflax

          I’ve come all the way around on this. We shouldn’t go old school English law where accidental trivial inaccuracies open the door to defamation, but Sullivan went way too far and needs to be overturned. If you make false statements that damage a person you should pay damages. Allow an affirmative defense of good faith for speakers who made reasonable efforts to confirm the truth of the statement before making it, but the efforts have to be reasonable (No calling the subject 15 min before air time and then reporting that they did not respond to requests)

        2. commodious spittoon

          It’s one reason I’m a bad libertarian (or maybe not even that), one of those areas where I think, well, this wouldn’t be necessary if libertarian thinking prevailed. And Communism would have worked if only the New Soviet Man could be found.

  46. Count Potato

    “.@realDonaldTrump, we the undersigned Members of Congress respectfully request that you consider replacing Ambassador Nikki Haley with…

    Nobody

    #amexit #unexit #sassywithmassie #MAGA”

    https://twitter.com/RepThomasMassie/status/1050465154700333056

    1. Then turn the building into a Trump Hotel.

      1. l0b0t

        And casino. Also, make it a carved out piece of no-man’s land right on the FDR but not in any way subject to the jurisdiction of NYS, NYC, or NY County (Like the old Cuban Consulate at Lex & 38th where everyone had to cross the street because the Cubans wouldn’t let anyone use the sidewalk).

        1. Creosote Achilles

          Shit. Rumbled.

      2. commodious spittoon

        Give all foreign officials and staff 24 hours to leave the country, then round up any stragglers and dump them on the Canadian border.

        1. R C Dean

          Give all foreign officials and staff 24 hours to leave the country, then round up any stragglers and dump them on the Canadian border.

          Or, take them outside US jurisdiction by the shortest route, which would be twelve miles offshore.

          1. Jarflax

            Can we use a really big catapult?

          2. Rhywun

            *sproioioioing*

          3. R C Dean

            I was thinking helicopters, but if you can twelve miles of range from a catapult, go right ahead.

          4. MikeS

            I think a trebuchet building contest is in order.

          5. MikeS

            Or we could do it ala Punkin’ Chunkin’. Different classes for different methods; catapult, trebuchet, gas powered, etc…

    2. Creosote Achilles

      I’m on board with that plan. Kick ’em out too and turn the UN into a Trump casino and resort.

      1. AlexinCT

        If we turn it into a house of ill repute, it will be serving the same function going forward as it is now….

        1. kbolino

          Nonsense. A house of prostitution has a level of honesty that the UN can never provide.

    3. Subwoofer

      Top comment:

      More
      Replying to @RepThomasMassie @realDonaldTrump and 9 others
      Why don’t you and the rest of the conspiracy theory nut jobs move to an island, form your own country, and then shut yourself off from the rest of world. You can live off a battery and make love to your guns. Perfect MAGA world.

      2 replies 10 retweets 25 likes
      Reply 2 Retweet 10 Like 25 Direct message

      Interesting that this somewhat describes America’s founding.

      1. kbolino

        conspiracy theory nut jobs

        Would that be like someone who believes the President conspired with Putin to rig the election?

      2. wdalasio

        Why don’t you and the rest of the conspiracy theory nut jobs move to an island, form your own country, and then shut yourself off from the rest of world.

        You know, the funny thing is, I could imagine that happening. Said island would become very successful due to capital infusions from people who’d want to put their money outside the grasp of governments and others looking to exploit the opportunities a low-tax, low-regulation environment would provide. And these same assholes would be insisting that it was grossly unfair that the libertarians were abandoning their societies and would insist that the libertarian island should be invaded.

      3. Rebel Scum

        You can live off a battery

        ?

    4. Gustave Lytton

      Screw that. Take a page from the prog playbook. Wear it as a skinsuit and demand deference.

      Defund the UN, shrink the remit and agencies, remove diplomatic status from rank & file employees of the UN itself, tax same employees and require that they have valid work permits to be here. Castrate the UN secretary general into a empty figure head whose only responsibility is a seating chart. Unplug the video & audio for the assembly chamber and let every tinpot kleptocrat make speeches to dead air.

      The biggest mistake would be to leave it as it and expel the UN. Without the US’s thumb on the scales to somewhat check the absolute insanity of nation-state “democracy”, the UN would be a completely tyrannical institution providing “legal” cover for Nazi or Soviet level authoritarianism.

  47. JaimeRoberto

    These links suck. I want my money back.

    1. LJW

      *Points to sign* “All sales final, no refunds.”

  48. In honor of the most hated Uncle Tom negro white supremacist and the theme song for my bday.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YpuRIgt6gc

    1. LJW

      I figured you’d go with this https://youtu.be/3Vn2xrSG24w

      1. Do you like fish sticks?

    2. Drake

      Notice they aren’t saying crap about Jim Brown meeting with Trump? Because he’s Jim fucking Brown.

      1. Because if you’re a woman he might beat you up?

        1. kbolino

          Does getting hit by Brown make one into a woman? Because he seems to not be so discriminate about whom he assaults.

          1. I’m mostly familiar with his record of beating on women, If he also popped a few dudes I wouldn’t be surprised. I’m old-fashioned in that hitting women is worse, unless it’s a stone-cold sucker punch, that’s a bitch move up there with slapping around your girl.

  49. whiz

    Other than Q, no birthdays? Here’s a couple: MLB Hall-of-Famers Joe Cronin (who belongs there) and Rick Farrell (who doesn’t, IMO).

    1. MikeS

      No birthdays, but today is:

      National Gumbo Day

      and

      World Egg Day

      1. Suthenboy

        Yum.

        https://glibertarians.com/2017/04/making-cooking-easy-and-your-day-better-louisiana-gumbo-edition/

        I forgot to add garlic into the recipe. I just noticed that. Dammit.

    2. Hugh Jackman
      Aleister Crowley
      Bode Miller
      Luciano Pavarotti
      Lara Trump (Q White Supremacist confirmed)
      King Edward VI

    1. Michael

      Fess up, Glibs. Which one of you is writing for The Hard Times?

      1. Subwoofer

        Do I dream of one day living in a society comprised entirely of academics who live under a giant dome protecting our paradise city from the horrors of the outside world, biding our time until the savage poors outside the dome starve and freeze to death like in the movie Zardoz?

        Definitely written by a glib. The Zardoz reference gives it away

    2. Suthenboy

      Meh. Trying to parody them anymore is a waste of effort. Any Hillary speech beats that.

    3. MikeS

      slack jawed inbred tractor humping meth children

      He knows Pope Jimbo?

      1. Jarflax

        You wacky Nodakasodans and your feuds.

    4. MikeS

      LOL from the sidebar:

      Opinion: I Accept My Son’s Decision to Be Openly Gay. I Just Don’t Buy Him as a Top

      Terry is the kid who flinches when you toss something to him underhand. His sister used to let him paint her nails because he was so good at it. You expect me to believe that my son, the same son who threw a god damned conniption fit when he couldn’t find a scarf to match the shirt he wanted to wear, has the MACHISMO to take a grown man, bend him over and fuck him in the ass? Son, I call bullshit.

  50. Festus

    Whelp, I’m sorta drunk so I’ll share a Dad-ism! Me and my buddies were sneaking downstairs with beer (clink clink) and the old man opens the door and asks “What the occasion? Tuesday night?” clink clink