So, there’s a good news/bad new thing going on in the sky.  It’s a situation when the signs are saying different things, so you have to know which sign applies to whom.  There is some really bad news going on in Scorpio but there is some stellar protection against it.

That protection comes from a couple of alignments.  Most importantly, we are aligned with Venus and Jupiter.  So this means you’ll be able to keep your house in order, and your domestic bliss won’t be any more troubled than whatever your default situations is.  The other also has to do with Jupiter, this time in alignment with the Sun and Mercury.  So again, lots of positive for domesticity, and good news for rulers.

Nothing but good news (literally, Mercury is acting as the messenger here with the Sun) for Librans.  However, Libra is a bit selfish, and keeping all that good news contained for itself.

The moon is in Virgo, so expect emotional instability

So Scorpio is the sign that rules the fun bits.  And in Scorpio this week is Venus, the planet of love and sexuality.  Good combo, right?  Wrong.  Because Venus has gone retrograde.  Now the rest of us are shielded by that pulse of anti-sex force, but those of you who are actually born into Scorpio are going to catch the full force of it, resulting in a dry spell that should last until… nearly November without other intervention.