We’ve had a number of vegan recipes lately.  I don’t have any issue with vegan food, like all food it can be quite good if made properly.  But I thought you all might be interested in an esoteric non-vegan recipe (it has butter in it, sorry vegans.)  I call it “steak.”

  1. Make Fire.
  2. Put Salt on Meat.
  3. Put Meat on Fire.
  4. Take Meat Off Fire.
  5. Put Butter on Meat.
  6. Put Meat Next To Bait.