Happy Friday, frens. I hope your day is going smoothly. I will be working late tonight to try to avoid working on the weekend. So I’m making up by mixing  my first drink at, well,  a pretty early hour. My Seminoles look to rebound against Samford. Here’s hoping they found pads for some of the bigger flag girls and get some blocking on offense. tOSU takes on conference powerhouse Rutgers. UT plays Tulsa, and we’ll hope for only one fourth quarter interception after the game is out of reach. Oh, and pro football starts. Texans will find a way to lose to the Patriots. I’m hoping Clowney/Watt/Mercilus combine for a lot of angry Tom Brady yelling at the refs. And that all three survive Week 1 without injury.

Florida Man gives “rough trade” a go, ends up stabbed in neck.

Hey look, U niversity of Texas may have lost to Maryland, but they seem to have superior heat stroke treatment.

Florence looks like she’s gonna take a big dump on the East Coast next week. Glibs from GA to NJ may want to start watching the weather, buying ammo, and polishing their looter-shooters.

Let’s all roll our eyes at this one. Cincinnati shooting could have been a bloodbath because the shooter had “over 200 rounds of ammunition”. Okay, so like, what? He packed his usual range bag? I can only imagine what would be said about my friends who buy ammo by the case.