HANDSOME, YES?
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ GIVES THE GIFT OF THE LINK A BIT EARLIER ON SATURDAY….OUT OF FEAR. THE MIGHTY ENTITY KNOW AS “SP” HATH ORDAINED THE COMING ATTRACTIONS FOR THE CHOSEN ONES SHALL BE LATER THIS EVENING/TONIGHT. ZARDOZ MOST STRONGLY WISHES TO NOT STEP ON THOSE TOES. DELETION IS ZARDOZ’S GREATEST FEAR….
THEREFOR, RECEIVE THE GIFT OF THE LINK….GO FORTH AND SNARK!
- THE ORANGE BRUTAL “HINTS” AT FIRING A SUBORDINATE. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO CLEANSING THEM? WEAK, HAT AND HAIRED ONE….WEAK.
- ZARDOZ IS PLEASED. THE BRUTALS HAVE EXCUSES WEAKER THAN “A NIGERIAN PRINCE SAID I HAD MONEY COMING!”. ZARDOZ MUST ADMIT “PRISON” IS A BIT OF A LETDOWN. WHY NOT CLEANSING? JESUS LOVES ME THIS I KNOW, FOR HIS BIBLE IS PACKED WITH BLOW?
- THE BRUTALS ARE VERY SLOW TO LOOK AT THE LIGHTWORKER. BUT ZARDOZ WISHES THAT “The resulting fine, one of the largest ever handed down by the FEC, is the result of a failure to disclose or improperly disclosing thousands of contributions to Obama for America during the then-senator’s 2008 presidential run, documents show.” WAS REPLACED WITH “EVERYONE INVOLVED WAS CLEANSED.”
- ZARDOZ MUST ADMIT INADEQUATE COGITATION ON THIS MATTER. SHOULD NOT EVERYONE INVOLVED HAVE BEEN CLEANSED? ZARDOZ SMH….AND AT HIS SIZE, THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING.
ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
I’m squeezing my hog to this. Gonna keep doing it even if you ban me.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN HEROIC ONE. THE PENIS IS EVIL! HOWEVER, IF YOU MUST SHOOT SEEDS – AT LEAST DO NOT CREATE NEW LIFE. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
I thought this read “I’m squeezing my hog into this.”
I guess that really doesn’t change anything.
I’m sure the dog had it coming.
I admit I wasn’t fully on board with the whole cleansing of the brutals thing when i woke up this morning, but bring it on.
Death isn’t good enough for dog killing out of sheer neglect, The Boats for him!
A police dog handler has been suspended without pay for five days but won’t face criminal charges after his dog was left in a police vehicle for more than six hours and died from the South Carolina heat, Columbia Police Chief Skip Holbrook said.
What? I thought police dogs treated like police themselves.
Not sure which is worse the dog funerals or “Blue Lives Matter”. No, BLM is worse.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN JOINING ONE. GLAD TO HAVE YOU ABOARD. GO FORTH AND KILL! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
JESUS LOVES ME THIS I KNOW, FOR HIS BIBLE IS PACKED WITH BLOW
Sign me up and praise the lord.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN PRAISING ONE. ZARDOZ PREFERS “PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION.” GIFT OF THE GUN AND ALL THAT. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
“The resulting fine, one of the largest ever handed down by the FEC, is the result of a failure to disclose or improperly disclosing thousands of contributions to Obama for America during the then-senator’s 2008 presidential run, documents show.”
And He Retired to Hawaii and no one cared, What fucking Cockroach
Second!
So this means Sotomayor and Kagan are illegitimate SCOTUS justices, right?
Hahahahahahahahaha! Thank you for that
Fourth.
If he were truly retired, he wouldn’t be lecturing us constantly.
i haven’t heard a Word, never did…..
Lol.
“President Obama today…”
*click*
The Obama campaign played pretty fast and loose with the campaign rules the first time around as well. Remember what the campaign did with credit cards, lowering the security checking to the lowest level possible.
Yeah but none of that was done to influence the election, so it’s all good.
They should announce that the $3 million was spent on commercials in battleground states which may have tipped the election in Obama’s favor.
It would be hilarious to see the CNNs destroy all their campaign finance impeachment arguments against Trump away by explaining how that isn’t the case with Obama.
Police at Jorge Chavez Airport in Lima stopped Smith on July 7 with more than £250,000 worth of cocaine concealed in his bags – with some hidden in children’s books.
Wait until the kids get a hold of those books. They’ll discover cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Looking at the links in the sidebar of the Daily Fail story, I wonder why Zardoz included this Daily Fail link given stories like this and this in the side bar.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN QUESTIONING ONE. WHILE THE DAILY FAIL IS OFTEN SIDING WITH THE EVIL PENIS….THE ARTICLE LINKED WAS WORTHY OF MENTION. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
This woman is 60, that is all.
The fines were a result of complaints filed with the FEC by the Republican National Committee. The Obama campaign has been quick to point out that the errors constitute a small portion of the more than $750 million it raised during the 2008 election cycle.
If I made a mistake on my taxes, what do you think the IRS would say if I said, “It’s only a small portion of the taxes I’ve paid.”?
Sure. Just like how they let the Clintons pay their back taxes a decade later after they got caught.
“We only broke the law a little bit!”
And what percentage of the bimbo NDAs compared to the total would be the case in the Trump campaign?
I’m enjoying this beer and watching “This is the Last Dam Run of Likker I’ll Ever Make”.
Damn fine choice! looks great.
Haven’t had that one. I do like their Breakfast Stout.
I am someday going to build a still. It needs to be done.
My Italian great grandfather had one. I feel like I need to keep the family tradition alive.
Gonna wait until I move to the country, though…
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN BEER CONSUMING ONE. YOU HAVE CHOSEN WELL. ZARDOZ IS PLEASED. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
ZARDOZ knows a good beer… In fact, this is my all-time favorite beer. Cheers!
That’s just the kind of ass kissing that Tulpa would do.
Waitaminut. I thought those weirdos were let go by the pinko judge?
There were still a number of hoops that had to be jumped through. One of the big sticking points is there wasn’t anybody willing to rent to them.
Aaaah. On a side note, I found pork belly at the Sams in the big city up the road. I will be doing some bacon next week as soon as I go and grab some.
And will never look back
Sweet. You will be very happy.
Iv’e never done it, but I bookmarked this because it made me laugh.
No idea if the recipe is correct, though…
I made prosciutto one time from a wild hog that I had killed. After months of waiting and anticipation the results were, okay. The meat was fine since the animal had been feeding in a vineyard but somehow I just did not get to the level of a fine Italian prosciutto. Still it was fun to try once and if circumstances allowed I would try it again to see if I can get a better result.
So this guy’s recipe won’t kill me?
Use the cure calculator I posted last week. It does matter. Other than that, I would go two weeks instead of one. Flavor wise, experiment away. Don’t hot smoke higher than 200 degrees and pull it at 150 IT.
Grazie.
Yo Zardoz, I’m fucked up!
Stop licking the toads.
Peter Griffin agrees: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQEhBai711o
Lol
Grab a mop and start cleansing!
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN REPTILIAN ONE. ZARDOZTOO# ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
Stoned, huh?
The New Mexico nutjob brutals will be cleansed by someone relatively soon whether they go to jail or not.
https://forward.com/opinion/393107/how-anti-semitisms-true-origin-makes-it-invisible-to-the-left/
2017 saw a 67% rise in anti-Jewish hate speech
I’m sure the hate speech-o-meter was well calibrated by the ADL.
Because Trump is a Nazi, duh.
From the guy who wrote the civil article posted earlier today:
https://www.realclearhistory.com/articles/2018/08/08/10_places_that_should_join_the_us__343.html
Taiwan for sure.
John McCain has died.
I do not speak ill of the dead, so that’s all I’m going to say right now.
A great symbol of bipartisanship who, for a brief time in 2007-2008, was the most hateful racist misogynist who had ever lived.
/MSM
I do. He was a terrible person. I’m glad he’s gone.
I’m sorry for his kids, though. No matter what a fuckhead someone is, it seems there are still those who love them.
I normally don’t either but:
Fuck you John McCain. A prick ’till the very end.
Trump should send the First Lady.
haha. That would be nice.
Nice.
Or he could send the lowest level employee who works at the WH on a daily basis. A janitor or gardener maybe. You know, someone who maybe earned a full time job there. Unlike him.
And just what it acceptable time frame for not speaking the truth about a dead pol?
And by him, I meant McCain….
So he doesn’t want a guy who insulted him to be at his funeral and for that you give him a “fuck you” I get the hatred for the war-monger never met a brown person he didn’t want to drone straffe animus, but fuck if I care if he wants his funeral to be Trump ” I like my hero’s to not be shot down” free.
So he’s able to forgive everyone who ever wronged him, except Donald Trump. And how did he “insult” him? By disagreeing that spending 5 years in a POW camp getting tortured doesn’t make you a war hero? He isn’t alone in that thinking.
And let’s not forget, Trumps inartful comment was in response to McCain attacking and insulting him. They were in a war of words and the Donald went nuclear. Trump didn’t show the proper level of respect to McCain, and he hated him for it ’till the day he died. Petty bullshit.
Fine, they were assholes to each other, still not sure why John saying I don’t want Donny, a guy I hated and who hated me at my funeral is a ‘Fuck You’ scenario. If Donny felt the way he seemed to about John I’d imagine he wouldn’t want to go anyway. The anger at a dead guy for not wanting some jackass to be at his funeral is what I don’t get.
Christ, I am sorry for the wording of it all. I’ll try again;
Fuck you John McCain. I only say that because you were a complete asshole.
But I will add that you were a prick ’till the very end because you started a fight with a guy, and then couldn’t move on after the guy engaged in your war of words. And I say that because your final wish was so petty as to be that you didn’t want him (who happens to be the fucking leader of the country) to be at your (I assume) State funeral.
How’s that?
Better, still comes off like you’re mostly mad because he dissed Trump with his dying breath. Which I’m fine with if you want to hate on him for giving Trump one last middle finger, knock yourself out. Trump doesn’t deserve one iota of respect in my opinion so if some other asshole throws shade his way I couldn’t give a rats ass. But if Trump’s honor matters to you then, by all means, castigate the dead fuck.
Nope, you’re right, that came out wrong. It was just the pettiness of it that was kind of a last-straw type thing for me. And FYI; I think Trump is every bit a terrible person as McCain.
I guess I was thinking more of the office of the president being snubbed rather than the man. But I suppose that’s kinda old school anyway. Some of my left-over conservatism, I guess.
Trump saved the country from Hillary Clinton’s Presidency. Just for that he deserves respect. That’s more than pantless neverTrumpers could achieve.
Is Russia brown people or are you just virtue signaling?
McCain didn’t want to bomb the middle-east?
John McCain wanted to bomb a hell of a lot more than just Russia.
You’ve got a fixation.
Hi Bob!
If I were Trump, I wouldn’t send Pence either.
But has he resigned from office yet?
Almost. As soon as Satan signs off on it, it will be official.
He hasn’t been in Washington since last December, so no real difference.
Fucker should have been expelled months ago when he didn’t have the grace to resign on his own. Worrying about “Russian influence” when a sitting US senator is responding to the worms in what was left of his brain. I think he was far more addled from his torture and imprisonment that he allowed and most people thought, although he was a scummy POS before captivity.
Buh bye last of the Keating Five in the Senate.
“Weekend at Bernie’s”?
No, but he finally switched parties to Democrat.
Some folks here wrote awesome eulogies a few months ago
That was quicker than I thought..
What happens to his seat?
He’s probably still in it.
I was thinking of will there be a special election before 2020?
https://www.newsmax.com/t/newsmax/article/862742?section=john-gizzi&keywords=cindy-mccain-succeed-john&year=2018&month=05&date=28&id=862742&aliaspath=%2FManage%2FArticles%2FTemplate-Main&oref=thepoliticalinsider.com
Ah so that is a no…
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DlXfYmdUUAEYjA0.jpg
Damn.
But can you argue with it?
Thomas, Sowell etc.
https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/one-critically-wounded-in-officer-involved-shooting
Police officer
murders woman while attempting to abduct and rape herbravely kills woman in the line of duty after a vicious physical attack that left him severely injured.Executed for the heinous offense of letting men touch her in exchange for money in order to feed herself. Another hero in blue.
“gunfire happened inside the vehicle”
WTF?
*Unfurls the special cop flag with a blue stripe that no one else gets to use because reasons*
You got a problem with that, tuber?
Besides it being silly?
Not paired with the blue stripe spartan helmet it isn’t, mister!
I guess I haven’t seen that.
On it’s way to the back window of a pickup near you. There is also a Punisher version that is really special.
So it’s sort of like all the posters on Police One who think they are Batman?
Tactical AF, man.
I love giving my cop friends shit about that stuff.
If somebody shot a cop, they’d never call it a civilian-involved shooting.
Obama.
/nods head in disbelief.
“Alex Jones addressing his recent show in which trap porn was visible on his iPhone.”
https://twitter.com/WeWuzMetokur/status/1033173607961292801
….OUT OF FEAR.
Fear of an 8 year old.
What a cupcake.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS SHITE-TALKING CHOSEN ONE. AS IF YOU HAVE NEVER HAD ERROR STERILIZED. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
Shite-talking? Me??
You’re the one that’s softer than Aaron Rodgers.
ZARDOZ, you have nothing to fear from SP. We share a mission!
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN WEB ADMINISTRATING ONE… NAME THE BRUTALS THAT NEED TO BE CLEANSED! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
I don’t know if the people who recommended the Juul for vaping are around but I just want to say thanks because this thing is great.
Yeah, I’ve got no complaints. No cigs in three weeks.
This is going to be my first weekend in about a year without cigarettes. I’ve experimented with another product that was trash and am so happy to finally find something that works. I probably would not have even considered it if it wasn’t recommended here.
The one tiny complaint I could make is that the “kick” wears out after a few drags. The fix is to pull out the “pod” and immediately put it back in.
I will try it. No complaints so far. Except I probably won’t take it to a bar. Vaping in bars seems wrong to me.
Why? Not that it’s allowed where I live, but if it was, I would totally do it. Beats huddling outside with all the other losers.
I just got used to smoking in bars when I escaped NY. Vaping in a bar is the next step I guess, but I find the idea strange. I don’t like sticking out I guess.
I see vaping outside everywhere. Hard to believe you would stick out in a bar.
I should probably find younger bars.
FWIW I think quitters skew older. Don’t think of yourself as a “vaper” – think of yourself as someone who quit smoking.
Wife in the Convalescent Hospital for 2 weeks, kinda lonely, Building Dioramas and drinking a nice Birthday present,
North Coast Brewing, Brother Thelonious triple Belgian Ale, Apricot, I taste Apricot! and it tastes great!
https://photos.app.goo.gl/oHRfWu99DzLDwMsX9
Yufus, how’s she doing? OK, I hope.
Sorry to hear that brother. I hope she’s doing OK.
I hope your wife is OK.
Cosigned. Hopefully life gets back to normal ASAP for the both of you.
I hope she gets well soon!
“Oh, what a stirring little anthem of wellness!”
Sorry to hear too.
I appreciate the well Wishes, She has an infection in her only good foot so it’s being treated with an IV, and they thought it best for her to be in Care.
It’s 4 blocks away, so Bella and i are gonna go have a Smoke with Momma Tomorrow, they will both dig that,
Lol.
You never cease to amaze, Yusef!
My Wife also gives love to all the Glibs! in thanks for the kind words.
Tundra, you my Brother, well, you and Tres!
Haha! I could never keep up with the Glimmer Twins, but I’ll make sure you both get home safe!
Back in the Day, they called my Brother and me that, I was Jagger, He was Richard, Good times!
Wait. You let your wife read Glibs?
This is my expression:
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/469781804861075949/
She hears me Laughing, so to her its good, I’m not yelling and screaming, too much
I hope she gets better soon, buddy.
2 weeks, it sucks cause She misses a Gig I’m doing, and She always loves that, and no Doggie, so She’s Sad……
But things are looking up, thanks Mike
Hope she gets well soon.
Hope she gets better soon.