The knife is likely humanity’s second or third oldest tool, with the pointy stick probably being developed from the not-pointy-stick prototype. I’ve always been in love with knives. Every one has its own feel. Its own personality. Its own special purpose. Some of them almost leap out of your hand, ready to do their job. Some are big and burly without being clumsy. Some of them will slice a warm tomato paper thin, if you treat them right. Youtube must have known about my love, and it knew I like to watch productive people make stuff on Youtube, because it kept suggesting I watch this video. And it was right. I wanted to learn how to make knives.
Long story short, its really hard to do it from scratch without expensive equipment. Its possible, but hard and tedious. However, there are a few short cuts you can take to jump right in with minimal equipment. Err, and minimal skill. Like what I have.
Mora is a maker of some really great, low-cost knives. And they’ll sell you just the blade. In this post, I’ll walk you through the steps I took to put my own custom handle on this 6 inch blade. The end result is a large bushcraft knife suitable for all manor of outdoor misadventure. Mora make a simple, bullet proof item. Carbon steel, nothing fancy there. A scandi blade is really basic, but that’s where the magic is. Most blades have a primary bevel then a secondary bevel where its sharpened. The scandi blade just has a single bevel, like a razor. This is particularly well suited to digging under the grain of wood or other fibers. At the cost of a bit more difficulty sharpening, this means the scandi is particularly well suited to camp tasks like preparing kindling, slicing rope, etc.
The first step in this project is to lay out your plan. Instead of going for a traditional scandinavian handle, as you’d expect on a scandinavian style blade like a puukko, I went for a more shaped handle. I much, much prefer more options for bracing my fingers on forward strokes or when poking, and this design provides that. Also, I tend to hold my knives in a saber grip. That’s the nice thing about DIY. You can D whatever the F U want.
I traced the blade on paper, and then sketched out the outline of the handle I want. The front finger groove comes a little close to the tang, so that’s something I had to keep an eye on.
Then I laid out a few bits of material that I want to use for the handle. I had a bit of cheap red oak from the hardware store, some green leather bits, and a block of leopardwood I grabbed on a lark when I got some exotic hardwood one time. At this point, I also have a spacer made of black micarta scrap, but this didn’t make it into the final design since I fucked this piece up made a thoughtful decision to not include this material. The goal here is purely design. I’m looking for a nice balance of colors, contrasting textures, etc. Most rules for aesthetic designs are domain independent. That means that rules for putting together a proper suit and tie apply here as well. High frequency next to low frequency next to no frequency next to high frequency. Pick two colors, and add in one highlight. Avoid symmetry and follow the rule of three or the golden ratio.
Now that we have the general design down, its time to actually get to work. If not done already, make sure all your stock is square and flat. Like, really flat. And if you aren’t sure you can pull that off… use leather spacers. Making a knife is more like fitting jewelry than it is like carpentry. You need everything to fit perfectly and you need to fret every detail. Because this shit is HARD. The bolster, that’s the part of the handle that interfaces with the knife, the bolster needs to fit the tang like a glove. I find the center of the block, drill a row of holes smaller than the diameter of the tang, and then use needle files to connect them. This should make a slot that is dead-on square and normal in the center of the bolster. If you take your time, it will be perfectly square. Just put on an audiobook and zen out, and you’ll have it perfect in no time. Like this.
FUCK! Ok, not great, but not a disaster. Anyway, the knife blade isn’t perfectly square on all surfaces, so you’ll need to fit, file, fit, file, fit, file, fit, file until your eyes are ready to fall out of your head. Eventually, you’ll get it to seat correctly.
Perfectly, within some margin of error. If you look close, well, you’ll see its seated pretty well, but not perfect. Like I said, this is jewelry, not carpentry. I said its an easy job to pick up. Mastering it will take a lifetime. For my skill level, I’m looking to get a good enough seat that the finish will fill that gap. More on that later. Note the blue painters tape around the blade. That’s to prevent premature hematological baptism.
Once the bolster is fit, the rest of the handle is easy. Using a drill bit just slightly wider than the tang, dill a hole straight and through the center of the rest of the wood blocks. I also used a table saw to split the bolster since I ruined my spacer decided not to use the micarta spacer. If you do this, this cut is super, super critical and you really, really need to make sure it is square and straight. Also, mark your piece before you cut it so that you can assemble it later with proper grain orientation.
At this point, all the material is in shape and ready for glue up. Up till this point, its been a fidgety project but you can go nice and slow. Well, that ends here. Its now a fidgety project that is also gloopy and you will also be on a the clock. So spend ten minutes dry fitting your knife so that you could assemble it blindfold, because once you mix your epoxy, shit gets real. This is also your last chance to change the design. Here I am out in the sunlight making sure I still like the way it looks under natural light.
Epoxy is a hell of a material. Its going to fill all the space in the handle and hold this knife together. A modern epoxy, properly mixed and applied, will be harder than the wood and last longer than I will. The task here is to fill the bolster with epoxy, slide it on, cover the spacer with epoxy, slide it on, cover the next spacer, slide it on, cover the next spacer, slide it on, fill up the last handle, slide it on, and then clamp it all together. And make sure you use enough to fill all gaps. But not so much it squeezes out the top of the bolster. And don’t epoxy your knife to your clamps. And don’t get epoxy in your hair. And don’t tighten your clamp so much it all explodes like you just lost at Perfection. And don’t use five minute epoxy because you will need more than 5 minutes. Because I’ve done all that before and each one of those things sucks.
But if, if you do it all correctly, you will be rewarded with a very stinky garage as you let this cure under a little bit of compression for at least twenty four hours. PS make sure you orient it so that the squeeze out goes on the handle, not the blade. Because if it cures on the blade, there’s no fixing that. You are stuck with an ugly knife forever.
But the next day, after your garage airs out and doesn’t smell like an old tire is fermenting in Satan’s asshole, you get to see if you’ve fucked up all your hard work. Lets take a look.
Success! That squeeze out is not problem. It’s all coming off. What matters is the handle is one solid, rock hard piece. No wiggle. No wobble. Now you just need to turn that big, blocky knob into a smooth, sleek handle like you drew on the paper. I used a band saw to get it roughly square, then I use a belt sander to rough out the shape. A rasp works really well here, too. Then, once you have the shape, just sand. And sand. And sand. And sand. You really want to take it to the finest grit your wood can stand, and then maybe one more. Oak and leopardwood are both fairly hard, so I took this to 2,000 grit. You’ll need to get automotive sandpaper for this, but if you skimp here your knife won’t ever feel as good as it should.
The last step is to apply a finish. In theory, any wood finish is possible here, but poly or lacquer are not good finishes. Superglue is actually pretty great, but I’m partial to a paste made of mineral oil and beeswax. Its food safe, and you can oil the blade with the same oily rag as you use for the handle. Its not as permanent as some other finishes, so it will need touched up every year or so. But meh, if I didn’t want to put a little work into my tools, I wouldn’t be making them myself. Also, wax is a good enough gap filler to fill the tiny gap around the base of the blade.
This is my first time using leopardwood, and I really like the way it turned out. I also really like the way the shape turned out. Its made to fit my hand, and I kept checking it as I roughed out the shape. Its asymmetrical and maybe it looks a little sloppy if you look from the top down, but it fits my hand like it was made for it. Because it was. My thumb fits on the top of the bolster just right, and I have good purchase with my pointer and pinky.
But most of all, every time I pick up this knife, I’m going to remember the work that I put into it. It was my mind and my hands that brought this humble tool into the world. It has visual and utility elements of a scandi knife, but it also has a few other particulars that I really like. I didn’t mine the ore or smelt it. I didn’t forge and grind the blade. I didn’t even generate one unique feature on this knife – I copied the best from a couple different place. But I made that knife. And I’ll know it in my bones every time I pick it up.
This article is banned in England. Also why would you warm a tomato?
You never ate pizza before?
A tomato that is cold deadens the taste. A tomato picked off the vine in the late afternoon in August, warmed in the sun and almost ready to explode is one of the great gastronomical delights in this world.
Preach. We live five minutes from a grocery store and a couple different farmer’s markets, and we still grow tomatoes in our yard.
I love Knives and that’s a beauty, great read Leap
Thanks Yusef. I’m super happy with the way this one turned out.
My kids think I’m lying when I tell them I carried a knife to school from 6th grade on up.
My Dad told me to always carry a knife, it’s a tool, so i always carry a Buck 870, like this,
https://photos.app.goo.gl/KJJ3jwLg47gwRNjYA
the other one is a Pigsticker with a fat Kerf.
Blades can be made from a File and a bench grinder BTW, just keep oil handy to keep it cool
I carry a Kershaw Blur everywhere I go. You never know when you might need a knife.
+1
I like my Kershaw. It’s got that handy little flipper thingy.
Kershaw makes some great knives. My EDCs are a Cold Steel Recon One and a Kershaw Clash. The flipper is great.
Gorgeous inlay on that.
I joined the boy scouts when I turned 11. I had a pocket knife, a hatchet, and an axe before I was 12. I carried the pocket knife everywhere.
I started off with the Swiss Army knife (and cut myself a time or too- they suck for cutting the ends off of tywraps, use flush cutters or if you don’t have them, dikes or a leatherman), then a long trail of addiction (Spyderco, CRKT, Gerber, and Benchmade, along with some Chinese junk along the way). EDC now is a Benchmade Stimulus.
Btw, thanks for the shirts link the other day. I saw your note about the pockets later. I’ve been needing a new beach shirt so will try one out.
You are welcome for the link. I love the shirts.
My EDC is a $12 Opinel, because anything that lives in my pocket will immediately get crust, will get sand in the hinge, and will get lost in a couple of months if I spend over $25 on it.
Yeah, if it wasn’t for the pocket clip, I’d go for an Opinel or back to a Gerber LST. Nearly forty years later, those are still nice pocket folders imo.
Mine was only a small Swiss Army knife, but yes, I did too. Hell, I had it attached by a keychain to the zipper on my backpack, so it’s not as if I hid it either.
And in high school, there were a bunch of guys who were duck hunters who would go out hunting before school and roll in with their shotguns in their vehicles in the school lot, and it was no big deal at all.
In class yesterday, one of the younger students (early twenties) mentioned being thought of as a potential school shooter by high school classmates because of his dismal attitude. He’s certainly the sneering, self-pitying sort of modestly intelligent but graceless misanthrope, but he’s harmless.
Anyway, the instructor overheard it and had words with him about the propriety of bringing up school shootings, in any context, while on campus. She’s a reasonable woman, a smart, hugely knowledgeable career architect in her late 50s. It was just sad to hear this exchange in what’s supposed to be an adult setting, especially given the fact that she’s right. And better to learn it being upbraided by an instructor than fired for wrongthink in the field. But still, what a bunch of cowed, mewling cretins we’ve become.
In 9th grade physics, our teacher asked us to find the velocity of a bb from a bb gun using a ballistic pendulum. Imagine 20 kids roaming the gym with bb guns today. There would be pandemonium. We only shot out a couple of the high bay light…but nobody shot an eye out.
I’ve got a pretty little CRKT naked blade that is sharp enough to do anything a pocket knife needs to do and looks a little more stylish when you whip it out of a pair of slacks, but it is purely affectation on my part. Like cuff-links or a pocket square. The important part is that it is sharp and functional.
I carry a ZT350. I’ve had it maybe 10 years.
https://www.amazon.com/Zero-Tolerance-0350-Stainless-Quad-Mount/dp/B002QFJLEI
What sort of edge angle did you go for?
This blade comes finished and pretty sharp in the packaging. So I didn’t set the edge. I touched on it briefly, but there is no secondary bevel on a scandi grind. If you look at the blade cross section image here, this knife is like the left-most flat grind.
But if I had to guess, it’s probably a 10 degree angle per side or 20 degree inclusive angle, which is really narrow. But the blade is supposed to come from the factory at 58 to 50 HRC, so its hard enough to support that angle.
After a polish on my 6k stone and a strop, it shaved my arm effortlessly.
After a polish on my 6k stone and a strop, it shaved my arm effortlessly.
That’s impressive!
The difference between a serviceable edge and a hair-pop edge is usually in the strop. It takes a little time to master the skill, but getting the burr to stand up straight is really important for it to be as sharp as possible.
Will it fall through a sheet of paper by weight alone?
Yes. My test is that a thick utility knife like that Condor I linked to should slice through copy paper without a snag, a chef’s knife should slice through newspaper without a snag, and my nakiri that I linked to should cut through newspaper without me feeling it.
My wife always knows I’ve been sharpening my knives because last week’s circular is at the top of the recycling bin, cut to ribbons.
I can go to 3k and a strop. I’ve found that for cooking knives, that’s too far. They need a touch of serration, even if you can’t see it.
My kitchen knives are at 21 degrees, pocket knives at 25. The only exception is my Gyuto which is at 14.
>Gyuto which is at 14.
Stop. My pants are already too tight.
Again, I am amazed at the skills and talents of Glibertarians. When the SHTF we need a rendezvous point. I don’t want to be the last person there trying to get the gate with the yard filled with the skilled set. I can’t imagine what help I will be but I do cut firewood with my Stihl, if that’ll help.
Great article, Leap, I learned a lot that and that’s why we have the specialization of labor. Comparative advantage for the win!
Gas, grass, or ass, everyone has a place in my compound if they can pay.
This is a terrific piece, and I hate to muck it up with something carried over from the morning lynx, but this is too hysterical not to: Just Sayn linked David Frum’s infamous 2003 National Review column “Unpatriotic Conservatives”, and I finally got around to reading it here on my lunch break. Given who Frum keeps company with these days, this quote from it is absolutely hilarious:
Citing and linking to the writings of leftists? By God, that’s not something David Frum would ever stoop to, right? RIGHT?
Entirely OT: The Ronald McDonald house in Evansville is very nice.
Am raiding the pantry currently.
At the Evansville Ronald McDonald house?
Did I miss something? Why are you in the RM house?
Hamburgler.
Hope everything is okay.
You should see the one in Salt Lake City. Those Mormons are very generous.
I saw that comment the other day, that led to this one.
My daughter started feeding therapy this week. Our options were Evansville, which is 2 hours away, or Baltimore, which isnt.
Hope all goes well.
Or prayers are with you robc.
Good luck and prayers to you.
I hope things go well for her and you.
Pardon my ignorance but what is feeding therapy?
Therapy to overcome food refusal or inability to eat autonomously. Its for a person (usually a child) that refuses to eat or isn’t psychically capable of eating.
Good luck. I will be forever grateful for the time I spent at RMH. It made a really tough situation a bit easier.
Great article. Nice knife.
Aren’t you worried about the handle being too slippery?
No, that’s not really a problem in practice. The finish on there supplies good stiction, even if wet. Its not any more slippery than a well-used hammer with a wooden handle.
*misses grip, clam hammers self in face*
*ponders what kind of kinky sex commodious must be having to get clam hammered in the face*
Like this? https://www.amazon.com/Accommodator-Latex-Dong-Ivory-Original/dp/B00GIXBM7S
Probably NSFW.
Having had my hand slip down the blade once and required stitches, I am a big fan of guards.
I am too, but I wanted to keep the weight down on this knife.
Wow, Leap! You truly are a man of many talents!
And an Ax-Man shopper!
Thanks for writing this up. I like working the wood, but never tackled something like that.
I knew you’d spot that. Ax-Man is like Willy-Wonka’s Factory for dads.
I can’t believe how many weird things I’ve bought there over the years.
Awesome store.
Ax-Man is even better than Fleet Farm (but not as useful due to the variability of inventory).
“I like working the wood”
Euphemism?
Vinegar is GREAT at cleaning up dripped epoxy before it cures. After it cures, a jackhammer may be necessary.
I’ve never tried vinegar. I’ll have to see how it works some time.
Leap, I didn’t know you had this dark side.
From the pictures I see one of your vises is for knife making.
Are you talking about those magnetic soft jaws? They are great.
I noticed those too. Very nice. I didn’t know those were even a thing…
and they reverse for holding things apart!
In the old days we used 1/4″ sheets of lead. Place them in the vice and bend them over to grab hold. Those plastic ones look interesting. I haven’t seen those before.
Last time I was working a Bridgeport mill, we still had a lead mallet to gently convince the vice open when needed.
I was trying to make a bad pun (vices?), but you bastards started chatting about actual vises.
I need a reverse narrowed gaze here.
Oh, we got it.
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Grr. I hate HTML sometimes.
They are cheap and plentiful. Buy several!
THAT’S NOT A KNIFE!
did you see my Pig sticker above^? That’s a Knife….
Blocked here at work Yusef, but while I do carry a knife while hiking, I am also a firm believer in always bringing a gun, especially to a knife fight…
My 870 is a tool more than a weapon, the PS is for hiking
Do you make sheaths for these as well?
I’m working on it. I cobbled together a kydex press and am trying to figure out how to make a kydex sheath for this knife.
OT — A comment left on Alrhouse regarding the NYT annonimous staffer hit-piece is very sage advice and worth remembering:
“Remember: whenever you hear “anonymous source” substitute “an old gypsy woman”.
Correction: Althouse
Excellent article.
Try making a brush next. So you can stain that deck.
/naggingwife
HAh hah hah!
Yeah, I firmly believe that no woman can see a man not felling miserable or working hard without trying to force him to be working hard or feel miserable…
I’ll have you know that is our picnic table. Harumpf.
OT: It’s not paranoia when they’re really out to get you.
https://www.axios.com/trump-administration-white-house-leaks-a5a82efa-d6c8-4209-b616-80f1422eb36c.html
The “sources say” line of “journalism” sure is getting a work-out lately.
Let’s face it, there’s a sizeable audience who would accept something a crazy hobo wrote on a sandwich board as a reliable source provided it was uncomplimentary to Trump.
“I was a college professor but then lost my marbles after Trump was elected”
^i could easily believe that on a hobo placard
Trump – “meh, the book is fiction. Everyone quoted in it has come out and said so.”
John and Mike – “Trump is not just seething about Bob Woodward. ”
Seething I tell you.
A, i saw your question about my AR pistol. It came with a brace that is very easy to shoulder. The best thing about the ar pistol platform is that it is female/small shooter friendly because of short LOP/weight.
A should be Q.
Is that a knife or are you flirting with me?
Is that a line from one of your “get togethers?”
Great article. I love me some Forged in Fire, so I’m fascinated with the topic.
I am hopeless in getting a decent edge on a knife with a whetstone. I don’t know why, but it just won’t happen, so I sprung for one of these – a miniature belt grinder, essentially, with flexible abrasive belts. Spendy, but worth it for me. Puts a beautiful edge on, and with some tinkering to account for blade thickness, at whatever angle you want. I put a little shallower and more polished edge on the kitchen knives for cutting meat, but less polish (more micro-serrations) on the regular knives. I also used it to clean up my machete after I butchered it cutting brush on rocky ground. After I got it, I didn’t have any hair on my forearms for weeks, testing the edges of various blades.
I used to know one of the guys that was on last season’s competitions.
This is an absolutely great article. Adding this to my “things to do once I can trust my kids not to walk up behind me and touch something sharp/hot/rotating while I’m doing something else” list.
Dad’s need time away from the wife and kids. Seriously. Especially once your little kids are older. American dad’s are expected to spend a full day at work, then spend their evenings and weekends on kid activities and house work, and their time to associate with their peers and pursue hobbies outside of work and family are basically eliminated. Studies have repeatedly shown that this peer and hobby time is vital for the mental health of adult men in a way that isn’t true for women.
https://www.bostonglobe.com/magazine/2017/03/09/the-biggest-threat-facing-middle-age-men-isn-smoking-obesity-loneliness/k6saC9FnnHQCUbf5mJ8okL/story.html
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21896239
https://smile.amazon.com/Lonely-American-Drifting-Twenty-first-Century/dp/0807000353
This is why god created alcohol and why brewing should be one of your hobbies.
You misspelled shooting.
I said “one of” not only.
Though, I can’t say that I would recommend shooting and brewing at the same time.
It gives you a use for chipped bottles…
As long as you aren’t drinking and brewing.
I have many friends that will tell you that it is not possible to brew without simultaneously drinking.
Depends on the batch, and how much I need to focus on it. Generally, I won’t crack the first one until the hot break, because I really don’t want to have to clean up a boil over (as I brew on my kitchen stove). There have been times when I had other things I needed to do that day after brewing that meant either don’t drink and brew, or skip brew day.
Actually, I almost never drink while I am brewing. I brew outdoors with a propane patio burner. That’s a lot of fire in a small space.
Contributing to higher male suicide rates. Especially after divorce when a man has no social network.
Yes. Very, very, very much this.
That’s depressing.
I never could have done Dioramas when the Kids were growing up, that’s for sure
American dad’s are expected to spend a full day at work, then spend their evenings and weekends on kid activities and house work, and their time to associate with their peers and pursue hobbies outside of work and family are basically eliminated.
This. I’m “friends” with a bunch of guys with kids under 5. Even though we meet for church small group weekly, it almost never escalates beyond that. Why? Because it’s always “let’s try to do X next week!” followed by “sorry, work project” or “sorry, sick kid” or “sorry, forgot that I had to watch the kids” or radio silence.
Personally, I’m on point with baby trshmnstr for an hour and a half in the morning before I head to work and for an hour once I shut the work laptop at night. I’m free at 7:30 or 8:00pm when she goes to sleep. Usually, after cleaning up the house and taking care of chores, I’m heading off to bed to read for an hour before falling asleep.
There’s not much room for friendships. One friend wants to play tennis. Best time? 2pm on Thursdays. We can both work from home that day and steal away for an hour to hit the tennis ball. Will it actually happen? I hope so, but I’m not very optimistic.
You know what I absolutely dread the most? “Here you go, you’re in charge of the toddler for the rest of the day.” I love spending time with baby trshmnstr, but I just spent 5 days straight doing nothing but working and watching the toddler, and I need a few hours to decompress. There have been a few times where the urge to throw something through the living room window was hard to overpower. Instead, I recognize that Mrs trshmnstr has been working her ass off all week too, so I just smile and crawl onto the floor to play with the stickers or the puzzles or whatever.
/vent
I did things the “stupid” way. Married at 19 and two kids by the time I was 22. I worked two jobs for nearly two years so my wife could stay home and take care of the kids. My wife and I went to college with two kids at home. Everyone agrees that it’s stupid, but looking back it’s a lot easier to deal with the physical demands of raising kids when you are in your early 20s than it is when you are in your middle 30s or beyond.
Grandkids at 45, kids gone, mostly, it’s a bit easier to do it young
No way. That’s not the stupid way. I waited to have kids until I was out of grad school. Which was right for grad school, but I wish I was 10 years younger every time I think about how much time I”m going to miss of my grand kids.
My oldest grandchild is 20 and recently moved out on his own.
My youngest is now in double digits. She is going to break a lot of hearts over the next decade or so.
Truth.
I had my first at 34 and my second at 37. Our contemporaries are having grandchildren. I’m just now shopping for XX’s first homecoming dress. OTOH, having young teenagers keeps us from feeling as old as having grandchildren would.
I don’t know about that. I felt pretty old when my little pumpkin drove off to her first day of college in the car she used to stink up the backseat of.
Yeah, having kids is one of those things that you want to be old enough to know what you’re getting into, but not old enough to know better.
I’ve had to work hard at it, but I’ve convinced my wife that this is an important issue for me. I would recommend you do the same thing. Make sure she knows what she is asking when she says “Here you go, you’re in charge of the toddler for the rest of the day.” She can still say it when the needs of the family require it, but make sure she knows what she is asking of you.
My wife isn’t a reader, so I can’t just say “go read these three books and four journal articles.” What worked for me was, when I wanted to talk about this, I asked her to name all my friends. She came up with two names. One is a the husband of one of her friends with whom I have nothing in common except that our wives are friends and our kids are friends and we occasionally get together for a beer and bitch about our wives. The other is a fellow cub scout leader that I’ve interacted with outside of cub scouts exactly 0 times. Then I took out her calendar and in the last week she had five social events (she was stay at home at the time.) Told her I worked 50 hours this week, went to church, did my own laundry for the week, did the dishes every day, cleaned the kitchen, ran my kids cub scout pack, and played with my daughter while administering her asthma meds via nebulous every day. Which one of those things, specifically, should I have skipped.
So I do a little bit less than before that, and we put time in the calendar for me to have non-dad/non-husband time time to socialize with other men in the evening. Usually just once or twice a month, but its made a world of difference.
Don’t let it get too far. Talk to your wife now. Don’t wait. American men have never been more involved in their kids lives than they are now. And that’s really great. American men But any good thing in life can become pathological. Oh, and we’ve never done more work around the house in hours/week. And we’ve never worked more hours per week since the end of WWII. We’ve cut out the time for us – there is no bowling league or card night or dinners at the lodge any more.
Jamming music is good for that, get the fuck out of the house once in a while, non work related.
Wise words. I have been doing a slow burn for years over exactly this.
Mr. Mojeaux has a hard time making friends. We don’t know why. I make friends easily but don’t want most of them. It’s been a source of dismay. Anyway, anytime Mr. Mojeaux has a chance to go have a dude night out (usually when he has won Chiefs tickets), I urge him to take it.
Lately he has made a couple of really good dude pals. He’s coming into his own and I’m happy about that.
I’m surprised. When I met him, he was very gregarious, outgoing, and articulate. Super guy and one I could hang out with, except for that one major flaw. And even that was OK, because he didn’t give me the hairy eyeball when *I* was drinking.
He might actually have that beer with you if I’m not there. He does occasionally want one or six.
This is why I push back hard when she whines about the time I spend here. This is one of the few places where I have put in the time to develop relationships (however narrow focused they may be), and one of the few places I can blow off steam without having to spend money or plan around a friend’s availability.
I guess what I’m saying is…
*chugs beer and sways*
I love y’all, man!!
*passes out on the bar*
The conversations I sit in on at Glibs are far superior to any I have in real life. I suppose that’s a sad statement, but I prefer to view it as a compliment to all the interesting people that hang out here.
I know this is a mostly dead thread at this point, but.
I believe a large part of the problem with men’s social isolation, is that for many (most?) men (and many women, too), there is no “away from work.” Every man I know–in whatever profession/trade–is expected to be available 24/7/365 by phone, text, email etc for the needs/whims of employers/customers. Part of this is undoubtedly due to the global nature of business now. Arise at 0300 hoping to get caught up? Nope, there is a stack of emails from Europe and Asia demanding one’s attention.
The challenge I see is: how does one maintain boundaries and take care of oneself, and still remain gainfully employed and with strong relationships with one’s intimates? Everyone’s answer to that will be different, but if one can’t even discuss it truthfully, one will automatically have one’s boundaries continually breached. That’s not healthy for anyone.
Etymology of the word “vagina” is “sheath”.
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They carry everything from the cheap stuff to knives that will make your credit card cry.
I have one of these in my pocket. It’s been there since about 1995.
And the other one’s making a piece sign?
peace sign.
*sigh*
FFFFUUUUU-
This article hits home because Dad used to make his own knives. As Yusef mentioned above, he used files as his blanks. He’d spend hours in front of a grinder, making sparks and dousing the work. He made a complete set for Mom and made several hunting knives for relatives.
This is the one that he made for me.
I can’t remember a time when I didn’t have a pocketknife. I know that I had one on my Cub Scout uniform in 2nd Grade which I wore to school.
… Hobbit
That’s awesome, thanks for sharing. I like seeing how design preferences have changed over the decades. These old Fudd knives with narrow blades and clip points are really different than anything being put out today.
Just thinking about it, that knife is somewhere around 50 years old. That was the standard shape for blades at the time and they certainly have evolved since then.
My daily utility knife is a SpyderWrench (serial #1; I know the inventor) and a Leatherman.
BH
Back in the ’70s multitools were pretty much unknown. Dad used to carry around a pair of little ignition pliers as a pocket tool. He even welded a #2 Phillips bit to the end of one of the handles. I had one of these and my classmate in college was inspired to go on to design this. He sold the design to Spyder Knives and they marketed it as the SpyderWrench. He gave me the first one that came off the line.
Neat design, the two halves come apart so that you can use the screwdriver with one hand the the crescent wrench with the other. In practice, it is a bit awkward to use which is why I also carry a Leatherman. Great blade, though.
Unfortunately, Spyderco sold off the design and they are now being made overseas and are nowhere near Spyder quality.
that’s a Beautiful piece
That is a beautiful heirloom. I love that.
A friend of mine out here in the middle of nowhere is a master – he is also kind of a geek, so he likes to make knives with Star Wars etc., themes.
http://www.taylorknives.com/
Dad just picked up an old German dress dagger circa WW2 the other day and gave it to me.
My sister got the OSS dagger, which is much more impressive. Guess I’ll have to stab her to get that one too.
I wish I had bought an Ek, post-Blackjack and pre-Kabar.
My other knife regret is selling my Balisong. Those things are spendy now. Of course, the reason I sold it was it just sat around gathering dust and the pal buying it was a knife aficionado who was happy to give it a better home. And I still have all of my fingers.
A brief youtube search for butterfly knife accidents should convince anyone that they’re a bad idea.
Great article. Those blades aren’t too pricey on Amazon, either. Looks like a fun and not too expensive project.
Oogah boogah! NRA!
With a seemingly NRA-funded Trump presidency and a Republican majority in congress, we can forget reconceptualizing gun violence as a threat to our national security for now.
But imagine if under revamped Homeland Security laws, all military grade weapons were sold legally only to and for use by the branches of our nation’s military, while recreational guns and handguns for personal security could be purchased by citizens undergoing an extensive background check and a licensing course?
Then we could deal with the more complex social and mental health issues that contribute to gun violence but do not “cause” it. The easy availability of powerful firearms does.
The foundation of a state’s legitimacy is its ability to secure its population, which is based ultimately on its monopoly on violence and the means of violence. The fact that it finds itself in the company of countries like Mexico, Guatemala, and Venezuela in terms of gun deaths indicates that the United States government has effectively ceded its monopoly on violence under pressure of a powerful lobby for gun manufacturers.
I like how she happily concedes the need for the State to carefully guard its “monopoly on violence” even as she glides blissfully past the awkward part about how restrictive the gun laws in Mexico, et al, already are. If those laws worked, we wouldn’t be holding up Mexico as an example of gun terrorism.
“Then we could deal with the more complex social and mental health issues that contribute to gun violence but do not “cause” it. The easy availability of powerful firearms does.”
Citation needed. Citation needed. CITATION NEEDED, ASSHOLE.
Actually, nevermind. Even if true, your feelz don’t trump my rights.
So (say it with me now) FUCK OFF SLAVER.
Uh. I thought Mexico outlawed gun ownership for the most part. What’s her hot take on that?
Lemme guess: Prohibition works if the right elites are in charge.
But, but, but, she has a PhD in Slavic languages and literature- she’s clearly an expert!
https://gun-control.procon.org/view.resource.php?resourceID=006082
for firearm homicide rate from 2010-2015, the US is ranked 59th.
Their numbers are screwed up. Andorra with zero homocides has a non zero homicide rate? Others are interesting such as DPRK with 115. Or Scotland with 2?
I’m out, seemingly.
The foundation of a state’s legitimacy is its ability to secure its population,
That’s an odd turn of phrase. I wonder what she thinks the difference between “securing” a population and “controlling” a population might be?
Naturally, in her world, there is no such thing as individual agency or responsibility. Firearms cause gun violence, not people. The state provides safety and security for “its” population (love the possessive); individuals don’t provide for their own safety and security.
The fact that it finds itself in the company of countries like Mexico, Guatemala, and Venezuela in terms of gun deaths indicates that the United States government has effectively ceded its monopoly on violence under pressure of a powerful lobby for gun manufacturers.
Being not very bright, she mis-states “monopoly on the initiation of violence” as “monopoly on violence” (which eliminates that troublesome human right to self-defense).
Plus, in no way is the US in the company of countries like Mexico, Guatemala, and Venezuela. Firearms homicides per 100,000:
Venezuela: 39
Guatemala: 29
US: 4.62
Total gun deaths per 100,000:
Venezuela: 59
Guatemala: 34
US: 11.96
This gives me a great idea. We should introduce her to Dave W. I think they would find much they have in common and that there’s a good chance that romance would naturally bloom between them.
she’s an “academic”. i bet Mao promised the academics in his country he’d keep them safe during the Cultural Revolution.
“The foundation of a state’s legitimacy is its ability to secure its population, which is based ultimately on its monopoly on violence and the means of violence. ”
It’s like the US didn’t become a legitimate “state” until 1993.
When Dad Died, we all got some of his Collection of Swords,
Naval Cutlass,
https://photos.app.goo.gl/S5KCF8vrQMrgtUh37
That’s gorgeous.
Always kind of wanted a cutlass or sabre, but I don’t know what I’d do with it except probably slice myself.
… Hobbit
You id’d yourself
Hardly the first time – I assume he just DNGAF.
Not exactly for every day carry, but I do have one of these.
Ouch, are you an assassin by Night?
Nope, just a member of one of those weird groups with an unnatural interest in the middle ages.
would that be a dirk?
It’s a pretty generic 14th century dagger. “Dirk” was a common name for similarly shaped thrusting daggers in the 17th and 18th centuries.
Turd FergusonBurt Reynolds has passed away at 82. Gonna have to watch Smokey and the Bandit in tribute tonight.Damn. He’ll always be “Jack Horner” to me.
J.J. McClure for me.
Burt played football at FSU.
https://goo.gl/images/KPD1UK
Funny, I just re-read his interview in an old Playboy the other day.
RIP
Thanks for this article, Leap. I love the combination of woods.
I’ve always carried at least a locking blade pocket knife, and have them in all my vehicles, purses, and my camera bag etc. I had a beautiful handmade knife with a cherry and oak inlaid handle, but an ex-boyfriend stole it. Or anyway, I think so, because it disappeared right around the time I dumped him.
A kid I sorta know makes some impressive knives. I will be acquiring one of his chef’s knives custom made for OMWC when I have a few spare hundred bucks. Shhhh. It’s a surprise!
Stealing a knife from a woman who carries around a knife doesn’t seem like the best plan. You are better off without him.
And thanks, by the way. I think I’ve advanced to the point that I would feel ok sinking some real money into some more expensive burls and other exotic handle materials like mastodon ivory.
Well, notice: I dumped him. 😉
As in, you dumped his body?
Don’t ask, don’t tell.
Those are so good looking I’d be reluctant to actually cook with them.
I was going to get Mrs. Dean some knives along those lines, but that’s exactly what she said.
Gonna have to watch Smokey and the Bandit in tribute tonight.
Not long ago, I got a notion to re-watch Hooper. I might do that, one of these days.
Throw in Cannonball Run too. I laugh my ass off at that movie.
The Longest Yard
Deliverance
Archer
Never watched Archer, so I have no idea why that is relevant to Burt or Deliverance. /old-man-moment
Burt played himself in Archer, and like everything he was in, he was great.
Got it.
Burt told a story about the beginning of his career (he was a stunt man trying to break into acting). He and Clint Eastwood auditioned for the same show. The casting agent told both of them to give up. Said Burt couldn’t act. and Clint was too ugly. Walking out, Burt turned to Clint and said “I can learn to act, but you’re always going to be ugly”.
And Burt and Clint would later star together in City Heat. Unfotunately, while they had good chemistry in that one, the plot and script were awful and it was a major flop.
my dad took me to see City Heat as a kid. loved it.
This should be the scene. I just watched that episode last night.
/pours one out for Gator 2
So great.
I rewatched Smokey and the Bandit a couple of months ago to try to pull myself out of a funk. It worked for a while. I was thinking about Cannonball Run a couple of days ago.
Stick is underrated.
Nice article! I have been a fan and collector of knives and swords for quite some time now. I have many working knives, and a pretty nice collection of custom collector’s knives by various custom knife makers, so this article pulled me in.
Very cool. This spring I bought a mill and a verticals bandsaw from a guy that made knives. He had two of those belt sanders but I didn’t know what I would do with them. The next week my wife was watching a knife making video. Kicking myself for not buying those sanders. I think they were $600-800 each with stacks of belts.