STEVE SMITH SUNDAY EVENING LINKS OF REMEMBERING

“STEVE VS STEVE” … MAKE STEVE SMITH BREAK FROM HOLLYWOOD.

 

STEVE SMITH WATCHING OLD SHOWS ON TV (POWER BY RACCOONS RUN ON FLYWHEEL). HIM SEE PAINFUL MEMORY. STEVE SMITH ONCE PART OF HOLLYWOOD. 1970S WAS CRAZY TIME.

ROD SERLING AND LEONARD NIMOY MAKE BANK.

HOOMANS SEE UFOS, THINK THEY SEE CRYPTIDS (WE HIDE IN PLAIN SIGHT…EXCEPT NESSIE – SHE VERY SHY). THEY WEAR CRAZY CLOTHES AND LISTEN TO CRAZY MUSIC.

STEVE SMITH RIDE SOUL TRAIN!
STEVE SMITH THINK IT OUR WATERLOO!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

STEVE SMITH GET JOB CONSULTING WITH “SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN” SHOW. THEM WANT DO “BIGFOOT” EPISODES.  STEVE SMITH HELP. THEM THROW IN ALIENS, MAKE “BIGFOOT” BE ROBOT. IT TOTAL 1970S SILLY. IT GO TWO EPISODES! YOU NO WANT WATCH – READ ABOUT EACH. BUT THIS NETWORK TV – THEM TAKE OUT ALL RAPE SCENES STEVE SMITH ADVISE. ANDRE GIANT (HIM PLAY SASQUATCH!) ALSO NOT HAPPY THEM TAKE RAPE SCENES OUT. THIS LEAD TO BAD BLOOD… MAYBE STEVE SMITH TELL MORE STORY NEXT TIME.

RIGHT NOW, HIM GIVE LINKS INSTEAD.

  1. STEVE SMITH WONDER WHY DAILY FAIL WORRY ABOUT “VIGILANTE BACKLASH“… STEVE SMITH SHOW THEM VIGILANTE BACKLASH. BY BACKLASH, MEAN RAPE.
  2. HIM HAVE “POSSIBLE HEART PROBLEM“… 9MM HEART PROBLEM! STEVE SMITH THINK HIM NO COME OUT HOSPITAL UNLESS GIVE LOTS MONEY OR SQUEAL LIKE PIG. STEVE SMITH OFTEN HEAR SQUEAL LIKE PIG…
  3. STEVE SMITH THINK SOME FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLES GET SAD. WANT OTHER FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE LOOK SEE Q OK.

 

Comments

275 responses to “STEVE SMITH SUNDAY EVENING LINKS OF REMEMBERING”

  1. gbob

    I’m against nets at hockey games. Well, until reading that story.

  2. Once more with feeling (this one’s for you gbob): https://youtu.be/i5e8dZwzDys

  3. Rhywun

    ‘The truth is that there is nothing for these kids to do out here so they cause trouble.’

    Oh fuck off. There was “nothing to do” when I was that age too but somehow I managed to refrain from being a sadistic POS.

    1. Except that you ultimately joined Glibertarians.

      1. Rhywun

        Ha too bad Glibs wasn’t around 35 years ago.

  4. Chafed

    I thought it was great having Andre the Giant play Steve Smith on TV. It was the closest any human can come to Steve Smith without wearing stilts.

    1. Tres Cool

      Fun fact- Bigfoot in The Six Million Dollar Man was also played by John DeSantis (new Lurch) and Ted Cassisdy (Lurch).

      1. SUP SALLY!

        1. Tres Cool

          Keep tryin’
          Meanwhile…..

          HEY YUFUS!

          1. Yusef drives a Kia

            Sup Tres!
            Is Sally still trying to start a trend? Ain’t gonna works.
            Tall Cans and Awesome Burgers with Curly Fries!

          2. Tres Cool

            I gots 40 ozs of Coors Light, and since Jugsy was whining, I made this:
            https://bakeatmidnite.com/meat-cheese-stuffed-shells/

          3. Yusef drives a Kia

            Tasty!

          4. The stuffed shells, I hope, not the Coors.

          5. DEG

            Those stuffed shells look good.

          6. You’ll notice I haven’t spanked you yet.

          7. Yusef drives a Kia

            STEVE SMITH has a better chance of even Catching,let alone Spank me, try again SALLY!

          8. Tres Cool

            Spanking?
            Aight…I put on my robe & wizard hat….

      2. STEVE SMITH

        WHY FUNNY TALL CANS GLIBERTARIAN PERSON NO GIVE SPOILER ALERT?!

        YOU NO WANT READ PART 2?

        1. Tres Cool

          Since when is reading the links a requirement around here?

          1. STEVE SMITH

            YOU NO RUIN PART 2!

          2. AlexinCT

            Is that Steve Smith’s foreplay session?

    2. westernsloper

      The first clip gave me flashbacks. I remember that and the alien spinning tunnel fucked me up back then too.

      1. STEVE SMITH

        THEM GO CHEAP ON SPECIAL EFFECTS. MAKE SILLY TUNNEL, BUT NO BIONIC RAPE!

        1. Tres Cool

          AND BY SILLY TUNNEL STEVE SMITH MEAN…..

  5. SoberPhobic

    she has to go under the knife at the start of next year to fix her breast.

    6 month wait ? Does she have VA ins?

    1. Ew….that means they will use a contaminated knife?!

  6. Yusef drives a Kia

    Omaha Beach, the Beginning,
    They have to scale the Cliff,
    https://photos.app.goo.gl/uzywPiP1bcDCmrSW9

    1. Spudalicious

      Arnold’s a douche but that was fun.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        I refuse to watch a clip featuring the individual responsible for the deaths of The Masturbating Bear and Pimpbot 5000.

  7. F. Stupidity Jr.

    60 minutes got through their interview with the FBI undercover agent without a single Trump mention. That was impressive.

    1. westernsloper

      What undercover FBI agent?

      1. SoberPhobic

        SHHHHHHHH

      2. F. Stupidity Jr.
        1. westernsloper

          No, I am not signing up for CBS for 10 bucks a month.

  8. Rebel Scum

    Porn star turned sports presenter Mia Khalifa is undergoing surgery after her left boob was left “deflated” after being struck by a hockey puck.

    Those aren’t boobs. They’re lies.

    1. Count Potato

      Might have protected her though.

    2. westernsloper

      I liked her due to the Hijab wearing porn because fuck any religion that tells a woman how to dress, but then she went all anti 2nd amendment. There are hotter chics with better tits who understand the constitution so I moved on.

    3. DEG

      I don’t like implants, but she did have a couple of good vids. Hopefully her recovery is speedy.

    1. Tulip

      It looks like something (old) Shelley Winters would wear.

      1. egould310

        +1 lazy eye

        1. Tres Cool

          -1 functioning eye

  9. trshmnstr

    Is it already Sunday night? Fuck.

    1. I’d be very careful that STEVE SMITH does not construe that as an invitation…

    2. Akira

      I always get the Sunday night blues knowing that I have to go to bed early and get up for work in the morning. It’s been that way since I was in school.

      The only time I didn’t get this feeling is when I worked second shift. Sunday night doesn’t have that “end of the weekend” vibe when you still have a few hours Monday morning before you have to go to work. It almost makes me think that my recent transition to first shift was a mistake.

  10. Sean

    Lee Majors is still cool. I was happy to see him in Ash vs. Evil Dead.
    ?

    1. Joan Crawford murders him in Strait-Jacket.

  11. Tres Cool

    Evidently we’ve managed to export lefty/prog philosophy to the sub-continent .

    1. Tres Cool

      For the record, Id behave like this .

    2. Count Potato

      There are plenty of Bantu who are straight up communists.

      1. Tres Cool

        Thank David Koresh that Lt. Nyota Uhuru didnt act like it.

        1. Count Potato

          Well, that was a post-scarcity society.

          1. Tres Cool

            Nichelle Nichols did have nice cans tho.

          2. Count Potato

            She was gorgeous.

  12. IntraveneousWoodChipper

    What’s the Glib collective take on the new Israeli nationhood law? I’m torn but the Prog wailing and knashing of teeth has been enjoyable enough

    1. Rhywun

      If it hasn’t been mentioned here, or at TOS weekdays between 9 and 5, I don’t know anything about it.

    2. egould310

      Random question for you IWC, but is your avatar image from a Robert Thom print?

    3. [Credit HM]

      Muslim States:

      Jewish State:

      1. Chafed

        What Swiss said. Also, take a look at how many nations are Islamic Republics. If anyone can tell me why this is a problem, except that Jews are involved, I’d like to hear it.

        1. Bob

          Most Americans would say they don’t like theocracies. Theocracy is nearly a synonym for “bad.” Progressive ms are endlessly worried about the Handmaidens tale coming to life.

    4. Old Man With Candy

      Well, reality is that this changes absolutely zero, it’s one of those symbolic things. Non-Jew citizens still have equal rights, Jews are still given (pretty much) automatic citizenship if they immigrate, and the theocratic stuff (which is fairly marginal) stays as it is.

      People fail to understand (or understand but choose to misrepresent) that “Jew” in this context is tribal, not religious. This is as unremarkable as Ireland declaring itself an Irish country and granting citizenship to any Irish descendants who immigrate there.

      1. Spudalicious

        Except that Ireland>Jewland.

        1. In potatoes? Whisky? Freckles?

          1. Spudalicious

            See? Israel has nothing to compete with that.

          2. Beaches, hot wimmenz and all that good Holy Land stuff.

          3. Spudalicious

            Desert and surrounded by people that want them all dead.

          4. Old Man With Candy

            Falafel and Girls of the IDF.

      2. Bob

        Jew being “tribal” is hardly a better sell. If we declare the US Christian land or Europe land people would still classify it as xenophobic.

        1. Rhywun

          Yeah, or declare English the national language.

        2. Old Man With Candy

          I don’t think that “selling” to bigots is particularly a priority.

    5. RAHeinlein

      I’m more concerned about IHRA’s working definition of anti-semitism – which includes behaviour such as accusing Jewish people of being more loyal to Israel than their home country and claiming that Israel’s existence as a state is a racist endeavour.

      I support Israel (frankly, I believe this a was a key priority of the recent Trump-Putin summit), but not speech/thought prohibitions.

  13. Raven Nation

    Playa been on vacation or did I miss some momentous news?

      1. Raven Nation

        Haven’t seen him around lately but maybe I haven’t been paying attention.

        You, Swiss, watch much of the Sevens?

        1. Raven Nation

          You = yo

        2. Brett L

          Something about going to visit Groovus was the last communication we had…

          1. Raven Nation

            Hmm, that’s not optimal…

          2. Count Potato

            He hasn’t posted here since this site started.

          3. mikey

            Actually, he posted several times. He even had an article and promised more. Mrs Groovus also authored an article. Then – poof.

            I think I spotted Agile one night. Different handle. Rather melancholy. Cogent, like Agile could be when he wasn’t spaced out. Said he probably wouldn’t be pasting like before. Said he found the smaller, more intimate group too intimidating. Not his exact words, but that was the gist.

          4. DEG

            I miss Dr. Groovus and Agile Cyborg.

          5. Mojeaux

            I don’t believe I know who this Groovus fellow is.

          6. mikey

            Dr Groovus Maximus. Doctor and frequent commenter – one of the best. An appreciation of eastern-european women. Said he was tired of US medicine and left for the Ukraine to practice medicine there and find an appropriate EW chick. He apparently succeeded at both. Disappeared for a while and then reappeared. Then disappeared again. We miss him and hope he’s OK.

          7. Raven Nation

            Yeah, I think that was the joke.

        3. The Wimmenz 7s? Nah. Caught one half of one match.

          1. Raven Nation

            Rugby World Cup 7s, men & women

          2. Oh, on the dude’s side…as usual, get my hopes up just to see the @#$%ing Argies walk all over us.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      He’s been occupied, but he’s OK and will be back.

      1. Raven Nation

        Thanks!

    2. Playa Manhattan

      Unexpected family tragedy. I’m going through the motions now, but, if appropriate, I’m going to hand out some severe ass kickings later.

  14. Juvenile Bluster

    I haven’t been around all weekend to see if this was discussed, but apparently a Virginia congressional candidate is a huge friend of yours, Mr. SMITH.

    https://twitter.com/LeslieCockburn/status/1023701334434959362

    1. Spudalicious

      Wait…what?

      1. Count Potato

        It’s not bestiality, it’s inter-species erotica.

        1. Tres Cool

          +1 Kinky Kelly

    2. Chipwooder

      That Corey Stewart ticket just keeps getting better

    3. westernsloper

      STEVE SMITH needs to chime on on that via the Twitters.

    4. westernsloper

      And who is the white supremacist the dude supposedly campaigned with? A real one or just someone who is not one of them?

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Corey Stewart. He’s a real white supremacist.

        1. Chipwooder

          I don’t think he actually is. Just a shameless opportunist who will hint at being one if he thinks it will benefit him politically.

    5. Nobody has made a Cockburn joke yet? seriously people up your game!

  15. straffinrun

    “My left breast is slightly deflated now and I will be getting it fixed next year.”

    You’re gonna warp your rims.

    1. Tres Cool

      aka the “Lincoln Wobble”

  16. Tres Cool

    N.C. cops busted for actually working . Sadly, it was kinda fraud. However, at least in their 2nd job they couldn’t shoot people’s dogs for fun.

  17. straffinrun
    1. Count Potato

      Trigger warnings aren’t about informing the recipient. They are about the issuer showing how woke they are.

      1. Raven Nation

        I remember a TOS video when TWs first came out. In it they interviewed a cute blonde co-ed at Occidental (I think) who was leading the charge to have TW on syllabi. As part of her interview she said something like, “Of course, I don’t need TW, but it’s important to have them for other students who do need them.” I was always taught not to hit women but I really, really just wanted to punch her repeatedly in her condescending face.

    1. Mojeaux

      But this made me laugh.

      1. straffinrun

        That’s how you do it. Dial the hysteria down and make a good joke. Instead, they go after Trump like he or his supporters are vulnerable to shaming.

      2. commodious spittoon

        Huh huh huh huh. Huh huh. Huh huh huh.

      3. Rhywun

        That’s good.

    2. Tres Cool
  18. Count Potato

    Just curious, how many Glibs here smoke tobacco?

    1. straffinrun

      I do when drinking. Or when reading Ayn Rand.

      1. Count Potato

        I tried reading Ayn Rand. I thought it was terrible writing.

        1. straffinrun

          This topic tends to come up here often. Her heros are clunky, but her villains are spot on IMO.

          1. Akira

            The whole progression of the statist government in Atlas Shrugged is really not too far off from what America could turn into if the Left had their way.

            It’s merely the predictable consequence of taking certain “progressive” tenets to their logical conclusions:

            – The government represents the people
            – It’s the government’s job to run the economy
            – Nobody is entitled to excess wealth if other people need it more
            – Government experts can and should have authority over the private sector
            – A job is something that belongs to the worker and cannot be taken away unjustly by the employer

          2. straffinrun

            She was an expert in how shitty humans can be coming from the Soviet Union herself. Not so much an expert in how to be a great person. 反面教師 (hanmenkyoshi) literally translates as “flipside teacher”. It’s someone who acts as an example of how not to behave. Rand was a master at pointing out “this person is a 反面教師”.

          3. mikey

            Rand was a real shit person herself. Probably why her heroes are so flat.

            “The passion of Ayn Rand” by Barbara Brandon really lays that out. Her husband would have to vacate their apartment several times a week so she could fuck Nathaniel Brandon. The whole group was fucked up.

          4. Mojeaux

            This is where I plug my ears and go la, la, la because I want a wall between art I like and the artist.

            I hate finding out THINGS about people whose work I admire.

          5. straffinrun

            Crime and Punishment lays out the mind of the criminal much more clearly than Rand. I’d recommend a youngster that book rather than any Rand novel. Dostoyevsky was a degenerate gambler, but I don’t care. His books are great.

          6. CPRM

            Never meet your heroes.

          7. straffinrun

            Glib meetups hardest hit, CPRM.

          8. CPRM

            If you’re hero is a Glib, I think you might have it bass ackwards.

          9. mikey

            I really don’t about the personal lives of artists/authors I admire. But reading about Rand’s fuckedupness helped explain for me some of the things I didn’t like about her work. The relationships among the heroes, for one thing, never rang true to me, but they aligned with the way she never really had any “normal” relationships (romantic or otherwise).

          10. Mojeaux

            From what little I know (inadvertently learned), I assumed she was trying to force the men around her into the mold of her ideal hero.

            In general, the problem with her ideal hero is that he’s not a man; he’s a concept.

          11. CPRM

            From what I understand of her relationships in real life; she actually wanted her men to be the opposite of her characters. From what I remember she expected her husband to asquiesque to her will and let her take on a lover (I may be remembering wrong). She also took SS when she got old, which meant libertarianism can’t be real; at least that’s the way the hero worshipers saw it.

          12. mikey

            I finally wrote Rand off when I read a series of her essays on art. She hated Beethoven FFS!. She claimed the 5th was depressing and anti-human or something. With that it “This time, bitch, you’re really and truly wrong.”

          13. Mojeaux

            @CPRM, now that you say that, I do remember hearing that before.

            @mikey, I don’t like Mozart. But don’t tell anybody because that will get me kicked out of classical music fandom.

          14. CPRM

            and as for Rand’s legacy; one of her acolytes that knew her personally was Alan Greenspan. Yeah, he didn’t seem to learn the damndest thing except maybe to make bank through government power.

      2. commodious spittoon

        Ditto drinking. Nothing like a good couple drags when putting down some beers. Especially if the girl I’m bumming drags off is a cutie… or hell, even if she isn’t. A couple drags never killed anyone. That’s the great thing about it, you can enjoy the vice without actually being an addict.

      3. creech

        DoI remember correctly that at the height of “Student of Objectivism” one could actually buy cigarettes with a gold dollar sign on them?

    2. Rhywun

      *raises hand*

      Though I am currently conducting an experiment on whether I can replace cigarettes with Juul. Results seem promising. Friday I went the entire day at work with just the Juul.

      1. Count Potato

        There is a better way than Juul. But it’s still better than smoking.

        1. Rhywun

          Yeah, well I’m not fooling around with complicated gizmos if that’s what you had in mind.

          1. Count Potato

            It’s really not complicated. I thought the same thing at first. That I didn’t want some computerized drug machine. But now that I do, it’s way more reliable and inexpensive to operate.

            Anyway, I’m trying to get an idea how worthwhile a vaping to quit smoking article would be worth writing…

          2. Rhywun

            Enh, I looked into it but was turned off by all the jargon and diagrams. A simple solution that is “just like smoking” suits me, for now at least. And it’s less than half the cost of smoking cigarettes already* so big win there if I make the complete switch.

            *Though I fully expect the government to either ban it or tax the everloving shit out of it more than whatever they already are doing, in their attempt to keep people hooked on cigarettes.

          3. Count Potato

            “Enh, I looked into it but was turned off by all the jargon and diagrams.”

            That’s why I was thinking an article that cut through all that might be useful.

          4. CPRM

            I’d be interested; but one thing I can’t fins online is comparisons to real cig brands in regard to pull, taste and hit. I only smoke one brand because it is the only one that does just what I need it to, and if I were to switch would need to replicate that.

          5. Count Potato

            That’s pretty much impossible. Not that there aren’t some great tobacco flavored juices. They still aren’t smoke.

          6. Rhywun

            FWIW Juul is pretty explicit in their desire to attempt to replicate the experience of smoking. I’m working on one now and I’ve gotta say it’s pretty damn close.

          7. CPRM

            But I’m not talking anything to do with smoke. Pull is how much comes through on each drag; hit is how that pull hits the back of your throat. These are things that can be calculated, I would think; and would be helpful for people trying to switch.

          8. Count Potato

            “Pull is how much comes through on each drag; hit is how that pull hits the back of your throat.”

            Those are things you can easily adjust, but you aen’t going to find lists of settings for any device to match particular brands of cigarettes.

          9. CPRM

            Why not? I can find lists comparing every piece of computer hardware to others on the market. I’m not saying this is something you need to do; I’m saying this is a way to make bank in this market.

      2. And there are the evil people who don’t want you to replace smoking with vaping and its fewer chemicals, because people enjoy vaping too much.

    3. Chipwooder

      Did for years, switched to dip in the Marines a)to improve my run time on the PFT b)because I started dating a girl who hated cigarettes. Ended up marrying her. I do Swedish snus these days. Whenever I’m away from my wife for long periods of time, like my December trip to Vegas, I’ll pick up a pack.

      1. Tres Cool

        You know how you can tell a level-headed Swede? The snus leaks out of both side of his mouth.

        1. Chipwooder

          Hah!

          Snus are great. Eliminated the problem of me being clumsy and repeatedly knocking over spit cans in places where I’m not supposed to be using them – home, work, etc.

          1. Tres Cool

            Grizzly Wintergreen Longcut…..though I really dont even do a 2 cans/week.

          2. Chipwooder

            I went around to different stuff – for a long time, Cope long cut or Skoal Wintergreen mostly, occasionally Skoal Cherry. Eventually I settled on Skoal Mint and did that exclusively before switching to snus.

            And yeah, always long cut. I don’t know how anyone does snuff – that shit is impossible to keep in your lip.

          3. Gustave Lytton

            I wasn’t a dipper but I miss the smell of a freshly opened can of Cope. Don’t miss worrying about accidentally picking up the wrong soda can though.

    4. SP

      Nope.

      1. Count Potato

        Well, you’re only nine-years-old.

    5. Spudalicious

      3-4 cigars a week, June through September. Nothing the rest of the year. It’s an outdoor, warm weather activity.

    6. topnotchtoledo

      Don’t smoke, but I lurk and drink and enjoy a joint every now and then. Actually would like to cut back on drinking. Maybe GlibDrink1.0?

      1. Rhywun

        Maybe GlibDrink1.0?

        Yeah, good luck with that.

    7. CPRM

      I’m not an idiot. I don’t smoke tobacco. I smoke meats. I do, however, inhale the smoke from burning dried tobacco products.

  19. Rhywun

    Is it racist to wonder what was the actual content of this hitler’s tweets? Because “repeatedly using a gay slur and once using the N-word” doesn’t actually say anything about the hitler other than that he talked like a large proportion of other wypipo his age.

    1. straffinrun

      That diversity training will surely straighten him right out.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        It looks like he’s already apologized. Big mistake…

        1. Rhywun

          To be fair, he kind of had to in order to continue in his chosen career.

          I just want to know what he actually said. Because we all know that there is no longer any difference in the SJW’s mind between actual racism and just shooting off your mouth.

          1. straffinrun

            What happens when “the N word” becomes worse than the word itself? Will they flip them around in reporting?

          2. Rhywun

            Say hello to “word of color”.

          3. Chipwooder

            WOC? Wait, that’s already taken.

          4. mikey

            Yeah, when I was a kid it was”colored people”. Can’t say that now. Has to be “persons of color.”

          5. Chipwooder

            That part of it never fails to amuse me. A minor, meaningless grammatical variation supposedly is the dividing line between being woke and being the Grand Wizard. Such silliness.

            Also, at what point did that shit come back? I remember lefty types trying to make “______of color” a thing back in the Nineties and it never caught on. Went away for over a decade and suddenly it came roaring back.

          6. Stinky Wizzleteats

            Pretty innocuous stuff.

          7. straffinrun

            Fuck. In my youth, I used the word “fag” more than 8 times. Probably in the high triple digits.

          8. Chipwooder

            In my youth, we spent many an afternoon playing Smear the Queer, which not only used a derogatory term but advocated violence against said people. I really should just hang myself.

          9. Stinky Wizzleteats

            I used all kinds of words as a teenager and thank god every day that Twitter and Facebook weren’t around then.

          10. Rhywun

            I had a (white) housemate back in Cali in the 90s who routinely used “faggot” and “nigga” and he didn’t have a racist or homophobic bone in his body.

          11. straffinrun

            FB or Twitter? Maybe not around, but didn’t you ever sign a Yearbook? Roy Moore, Dude.

          12. topnotchtoledo

            Smear the queer was a pastime of mine as well. Plus I have two gay brothers and they somehow survived.

          13. slumbrew

            It was indeed a go-to insult.

            (I can’t believe that hasn’t been memory-holed yet).

          14. Rhywun

            Complete nothingburger, as I suspected.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      It is racist, you should be joining the outrage mob and trying to ruin this guy’s life.

      1. straffinrun

        I scour Twitter 24/7, looking for wrongthink. Making the world safe.

    3. Count Potato

      “Newcomb’s tweets were sent in 2011 and 2012, when he was 18.”

      OFFS!!

      All teenagers say stupid shit.

  20. Sideways vaginas for all!

    http://archive.is/yHQjy

    3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 13, 26.

    1. straffinrun

      Many of them do the makeup shading thing on their noses to make the bridge appear more pronounced. Cultural appropriation.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Her Eye of the Tiger cover video seems to have been deleted from Youtube. Sad.

    2. Chipwooder

      Some of those girls really need to ease up on the false eyelashes.

    3. Spudalicious

      4, 29.

    4. Count Potato

      Not loading….

      1. DEG

        The archive site has been a bit fucked up lately. I’m not going to wait for it, I need to be up tomorrow.

      2. Spudalicious

        These euphemisms.

    5. Gustave Lytton

      Thanks Q for waiting until Sunday night to post these. I would have been in my bunk all weekend and not got a damned thing done.

    1. Chipwooder

      Yes indeed.

      Julie Banderas was damn fine back in the day, but since I haven’t watched cable news in many years myself I have no idea what she looks like these days.

      1. Spudalicious

        She’s puffed up a bit.

    2. Count Potato

      I think she’s mormon though.

      1. Chipwooder

        In my experience, Mormon chicks are slutty as hell when you get them away from their families and fellow Mormons.

  21. Chipwooder

    I always have good intentions of bringing some work home over the weekend and knocking it out to get ahead by Monday morning…..and invariably I do very little of it and end up right here, sitting at the computer at 10 pm thinking “Yeah, this isn’t happening”

    1. Tulip

      Me too

    2. DEG

      Yep. I had planned to check on a few things at work, but I didn’t. Instead I procrastinated on household chores, but I failed at procrastination as I got a few of them done.

    3. straffinrun

      CW, my kid bought me a T shirt for Father’s Day. It says in big letters across the front “US Marine” with the marine logo on it. She didn’t know what it said. She just liked the design. Feels weird to wear since I was never in the Marines. What’s the call from you guys on that kind of stuff?

      1. Spudalicious

        I had a chance to buy an Ed Brown “Special Forces” model 1911. I passed because Special Forces was engraved on the slide and I didn’t feel it was appropriate for me to own it. A t-shirt that said “US Marine” is something I would never wear.

        1. straffinrun

          As of now it’s only worn as PJs. People wear t shirts with bizarre English printed on them. They don’t know what it means. There was a line of t shirts for young women with “Father Fucker” that I used to see all the time.

          1. Rhywun

            “Oh, my.”

          2. Chipwooder

            hah, that brings back memories of trips to Jusco in Okinawa and seeing shirts that read “MOLESTER” on them or had random gibberish about Santa Claus.

      2. mikey

        Probably wouldn’t wear it around San Diego. How many Japanese will know what it means? On the other hand, you don’t want to disappoint the kid.

        1. Rhywun

          Yeah, I was thinking he’s gonna have to wear out or she’ll hate him like forever.

          1. Rhywun

            wear “it”

      3. Chipwooder

        Personally, I don’t care if people do that so long as they’re up front about not being Marines. Some of your more motor jarhead types probably wouldn’t like it, though, but then I don’t like those guys either! haha

        1. Chipwooder

          that should be “moto jarhead types”. Fuckin’ autocorrect.

        2. CPRM

          I wonder if any Jarheads are upset by the Mariners.

        3. straffinrun

          My old man and my brother were both Marines. My brother was the Jarhead type you’re talking about. Much more mellow after he got out. That and they kind of screwed him over which caused him to get out.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            Sounds like your good to go in any case. Have fun wearing it!

          2. Gustave Lytton

            *you’re

          3. Chipwooder

            If you’ve got jugheads in the family, then you’re fine.

          4. straffinrun

            It’s a UNIQLO knockoff anyways. https://m.imgur.com/a/a0ZlOaL

          5. Gustave Lytton

            All it needs is some sort of Air Force reference.

    4. Rhywun

      Hell no. Taking work home is strictly involuntary for me.

      1. Akira

        I’ve never had a job where taking work home was an option, but I don’t know if I’d want to even if it meant less time at work.

        I want my home to be a place of relaxation and enjoyment, and I don’t want the “spirit” of work polluting it.

        1. CPRM

          I’ve recently gotten some time to work from home doing video work for my hourly job. I’m not sure how to quantify it yet. I know it goes much faster if I work from home, but also I can do other things while the computer software is importing/rendering video. So I’ve struggled just how to quantify that. At work I’d be clocked in and it would take as long as the shitty computers there take; but at home when the computer is doing it’s thing I can leave and grab some food or gab on here or whatever, so I’m not sure how to charge them.

        2. Rhywun

          Well, I’m of two minds. I’ve done plenty of off-hours meetings, overnight deployments, and shit because, well, it had to be done. And I don’t resent that – it’s part of the job. But… I also believe in a strict separation of work and pleasure and my company understands that. It is not expected that I work all weekend, for example – only when I’m in the crucial stages of a project.

    1. The real TW ought to be the Hihnfection in the comments.

  22. Also, I appreciate STEVE SMITH’s concern over Mia K. We’ll soldier on.

  23. CPRM

    The Sidebar for the Mia Kallifa story says WWE wrestler Grand Master Sexay hung himself in jail, and is on life support. Why world?! Why?! Take one of the Bushwackers or the Dudley Brothers, but not a member of Too Cool!!!

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      Don’t fuck with the Bushwackers or the Dudleys.

      He killed himself, apparently. Not the first former pro wrestler to go that way. Can’t imagine what Jerry’s feeling right now.

      Nikolai Volkoff died today too. Bad day for pro wrestling.

      1. CPRM

        Hey; I have a blanket set yet featuring the The Bushwackers and the legion of Doom; the Dudley Boys were just a bit far fetched for me, interracial brothers and all. but Nothing can touch Too Cool!

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          I was super into ECW in the late 90s, so I loved me some Dudleyz.

  24. Gustave Lytton

    Watching Chappaquiddick tonight. Spoiler warning: Ted is a POS. Surprised this movie got made so soon after the Lion of the Senate died.

    1. topnotchtoledo

      What’s one dead girl when he helped so many others?

    2. straffinrun

      If Hollywood ever decided to go after the people their forefathers protected for generations, they’d make the Renaissance look like a artistic wasteland.

    3. No I’m not.

    1. CPRM

      Which one of us is running?

    2. straffinrun

      JB up thread^

    3. Juvenile Bluster

      I posted that upthread.

      He’s not into Bigfoot erotica. He was .. visited … by STEVE SMITH and is just trying to work out that trauma.

      1. straffinrun

        Odd when people don’t notice what you’ve posted, eh? 😉

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          I’ve been shadowbanned, haven’t I?

  25. CPRM

    Come on, don’t be stingy with your comments people! I had to work the last 3 nights with a 102F fever, and now I’m here and drunk and no one is around? SAD!

    1. Rhywun

      I’m… slightly drunk but winding down in preparation for another case of the Mondays.

      1. CPRM

        Instead, wind up to another case of drinks and see tomorrow as a challenge!

        1. Rhywun

          Ugh, been there done that.

    2. slumbrew

      I was really thinking about trying to get a good 8 hours sleep…

      On the other hand, this “one” glass of bourbon is going down pretty smoothly. As long as I get 7 hours sleep, I’m cool.

        1. slumbrew

          Fine, fine. One more. Really wish I had some rye though – I don’t think I’m a bourbon guy, it’s a little too sweet. Or I could have (more) vodka, but this seems like a brown liquor situation.

      1. slumbrew

        Replying to my own comment (yes, yes, I’ll go blind…) – that has to be on of the all-time great comedy routines.

  26. Chipwooder

    Here’s a question – why are leftists now replacing the word “equality” with “equity”? The hell is that about?

    1. slumbrew

      That confuses the hell out of me too.

      Poking around, that seems to have a specific meaning in law but I wonder if it’s a conscious attempt to conflate it with ‘equity’ in the financial sense – “equality is not enough, we must have a share of things”.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Yes, outcomes not process.

  27. CPRM

    Because they have been caught using Equality to mean Equity and so have abandoned the former for the latter to keep the ball rolling, like moving on from liberal to progressive again.

    e·qual·i·ty
    əˈkwälədē/Submit
    noun
    the state of being equal, especially in status, rights, and opportunities.
    “an organization aiming to promote racial equality”
    synonyms: fairness, equal rights, equal opportunities, equity, egalitarianism; More
    MATHEMATICS
    a symbolic expression of the fact that two quantities are equal; an equation.
    plural noun: equalities

    eq·ui·ty
    ˈekwədē/Submit
    noun
    1.
    the quality of being fair and impartial.
    “equity of treatment”
    synonyms: fairness, justness, impartiality, egalitarianism; More

    1. slumbrew

      Ah, a better explanation than mine.

      1. straffinrun

        I just assumed it was an autocorrect mistake one the leaders made and nobody wanted to correct the high priest.

        1. slumbrew

          That has, by far, the most explanatory power.

  28. CPRM

    There were two tacos in front of the man. One fish, one beef. He did not know which to choose. The minigun trained on his head, he knew he had to, but he didn’t know if he wanted to. After all, it was the law. He was the one who had entered a business owned by a minority. He knew leaving without purchasing anything was punishable by death. The minigun on the ceiling aimed right at his head, if did anything wrong he knew his life would be over in mere seconds. However, he didn’t want a taco at all, but a Chile relleno, and knew if he pronounced in wrong it was doom for his anus.

    1. straffinrun

      Didn’t go where I was expecting given the first sentence.

      1. CPRM

        The hallmark of good writing.

    2. slumbrew

      I’m still not comfortable with my “chile relleno” pronunciation.

      1. C. Anacreon

        Ray-YEH-no

    1. CPRM

      And if a repub wins in 2024, another 5! Prop her up! Prop her up!

    2. Gustave Lytton

      Going to have to stretch it to at least six more years if Trump or another R is elected/reelected next time.

    3. slumbrew

      As long as it’s cool to sleep through arguments, why not? It’s not like she needs to hear them in order to make up her mind.

  29. Gustave Lytton

    Finished Chappaquiddick. Geezus that movie is heavy. Talk about giving someone enough rope to hang themselves. Totally destroys Ted as anything but the cowardly craven turd that he was. But even more, (correctly imo) calls out all his pals around him and the courtiers and helpers that kept him out of jail. And finally nails MA voters for returning him to the Senate again and again. All by letting the facts speak for themselves.

    1. slumbrew

      My disdain for the voting habits of my fellow citizens of the commonwealth could hardly be greater, but I suspect that movie would add to it. The Kennedy worship is sickening, even still.

    2. CPRM

      HAHAHA, you believe that Schlock!? They didn’t even get the moon phase right for that night. SCIENENCED BITCH!

      1. slumbrew

        Sick burn by Neil! What a partisan piece of shit Tyson is – you could have just said nothing.

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          I don’t think it’s partisanship from black science man. He’s VERY VERY SMART, and he has to show that off by nitpicking every fucking thing on the face of the earth.

          1. CPRM

            He runs a Planit-air-um; somehow he has become the bringer of knowledge.

          2. Juvenile Bluster

            I mean, this is what he posted about the solar eclipse last year.

            https://i.redd.it/m3tx0r1j1hhz.png

            And Happy New Year’s!

            https://i.imgur.com/8fNMBVz.jpg

          3. CPRM

            But he also says shit like this.

  30. Gustave Lytton

    Things I didn’t know: Sammy Hagar was one of the people trying to replace Steve Walsh in Kansas after he left. That would have been a very different band.

    1. CPRM

      KanHagar?

      1. CPRM

        Mas Taquitos!