It really does take some effort to fuck up waffles, Nature’s Perfect Food. I hope the featured image was enough to convince you that there is no God, we’re all doomed, and hatred and evil rule our world. And as always, I offer plenty of ammo for people leaning toward antisemitism with the image above. I would say “no Christian babies were harmed in the production of those waffles,” but I’d be lying.

Speaking of which, this is the Jewish holiday of Tisha B’Av, the anniversary of the destruction of the Temple in Jerusalem. Which one? Both of them. Fucking Iraqis and Italians. And fucking Krauts and Polacks- it’s also the anniversary of the deportation of the Jews from the Warsaw Ghetto, about which in accordance with current law I am forced to say that the Polacks had nothing to do with, nossir, they were off somewhere else eating pierogies. It was only the Germans.

OK, I knew my good mood wouldn’t last.

The only redeeming quality of July 22 is that it’s the birthday of Stephen Vincent Benet, who is one of my favorite American writers. If you weren’t forced to read By The Waters Of Babylon as a public school inmate and had it thereby ruined for you, I urge you to read it now. It was the Ur-post-apocalyptic story, copied thousands of times since. And if your lips are too tired to read The Devil and Daniel Webster, the movie version with Walter Huston was absolutely delightful and quite true to the story.

On to the depressing news.


Nice to see that Donald Trump has cheerfully continued Obama’s doctrine of “kill them all and let God sort it out.”

In what has become a familiar litany, particularly in Taliban-dominated Kunduz Province, Afghan and American officials had initially denied that any civilians had been killed in the strike on Thursday, claiming the victims were Taliban fighters. Then 11 bodies belonging to women and children appeared at the hospital in Kunduz City, about four miles from the site of the attack in Chardara District. The Taliban do not have women fighters and the children were very young.

Next up: Trump gets a Nobel to match Obama’s.


A follow-up to a story from yesterday. One more step toward Heinlein’s “polite society.” In this case, there was no one polite.

The shooting “is within the bookends of ‘stand your ground’ and within the bookends of force being justified,” the sheriff said, later adding, “I’m not saying I agree with it, but I don’t make that call.”

Well, Florida. Hardly “society.”


On the bright side, progressives should be happy that the current wave of drive-by shootings don’t involve expenditure of fossil fuels.

Dr. Mark Hausknech and the shooter were both riding bikes on South Main Street, near Texas Children’s Pavilion for Women, shortly before 9 a.m. local time, Executive Assistant Police Chief Troy Finner said at a news conference. Hausknecht, 65, was biking north when he passed the shooter going in the other direction, Finner said. The shooter turned, fired two shots at Hausknecht and rode away on his bike, Finner said.

At least Poppy didn’t grab anyone’s ass. This time.


Shootings, of course, cannot happen in California because they have common-sense gun laws. You know, the kind that guarantee that the folks who shop at Trader Joe’s are almost certain to be unarmed and make a perfect target for hostage-standoff-shooting.

“We all laid there for about a half an hour until LAPD came and got us out. They helped carry me across the parking lot and they sort of tossed me over a wall,” Kohles said.

I’m not saying that this was caused by the store running out of Quinoa Corn Chips, but… this was caused by the store running out of quinoa corn chips.


More follow-up, this time about the bus stabbings in Germany. The news stories yesterday kept emphasizing that the suspect was a “German citizen.” That was repeated several times. Well, we all know what that means.

A German court has issued an arrest warrant for a German-Iranian man suspected of carrying out a knife attack on a bus in the northern city of Luebeck but there is no indication that it was a terrorist attack…

Of course not.

Video surveillance footage from the bus led to suspicion that he wanted to set fire to the vehicle, thereby injuring as many people as possible and potentially killing some.

At some point, Europeans will have to start asking themselves why this kind of thing is so common there, yet so rare in the US. Apparently, today is not the day.


Old Guy Music! What happens if you take a great Paul Simon song and have it covered in an acoustic version by a great bluegrass band? I would say, this: