Saturday Morning Sloppy Seconds Links

Can you imagine what it’s like to be married to a prodigy like SP? I look upon her works and despair. Then she taunts me, before running off to play Barbie. At least she left me some good anniversary stuff today, the most notable being Neil Armstrong stepping onto the surface of the Moon in 1969. Right after Teddy Kennedy had a little oopsie involving killing a girl he was finished with. Oh, and it’s the birthday of Ernest Hemingway and Don Knotts. I am vastly more familiar with the oeuvre of the latter.

On to today’s leftover news:

 

Someday, we’ll understand what the fuck is going on between the Israelis and Hamas. Today is not that day.

Gaza’s militant Hamas rulers said Saturday they had accepted a cease-fire ending a massive Israeli onslaught on militant positions after a soldier was shot dead, once again pulling the sides back from the brink of a full-fledged war. Israel and Hamas have fought three such wars over the past decade and Hamas agreed to the second such cease-fire in a week under heavy Egyptian and international pressure.

The “massive onslaught” once again being bombing some empty buildings. I’m not saying that there’s some kind of hidden conspiracy, but there’s some kind of hidden conspiracy.

 

New York voters get another preview of their soon-to-be star congresschimp. Who of course will be busy representing them, campaigning for their votes, and attending to the issues that affect her district. Or maybe not.

Headlining a rally with Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders, Ocasio-Cortez sought to infuse the final weeks of Democrat Brent Welder’s congressional primary campaign with the enthusiasm that lifted her over 20-year Democratic incumbent Rep. Joe Crowley last month. Kansas’ 3rd District, where Welder is competing, represented by four-term Republican Rep. Kevin Yoder, is on Democrats’ target list as they aim to seize the GOP-controlled House in November.

When in doubt, prog harder!

 

This is no surprise at all.

According to a study by the apartment search service “Rent Hop,” the city received 50,963 rat complaints last year – more than any other city in the country. New York came in a distant second place, followed by Washington, D.C., and Boston.

The study claims “when comparing the number of complaints per 100,000 residents, Chicago topped the list with 1876.09 complaints per 100,000 residents.” Most of the neighborhoods with a higher concentration of rat complaints coincide with the neighborhoods with a higher concentration of dog poop.

This of course begs the question of, “Is Chicago the capital of rats or of complainers?”

 

This research explains much of the shitty driving I have to deal with on my lengthy daily commute.

The study found that cumulative RF-EMF brain exposure from mobile phone use over one year may have a negative effect on the development of figural memory performance in adolescents, confirming prior results published in 2015. Figural memory is mainly located in the right brain hemisphere and association with RF-EMF was more pronounced in adolescents using the mobile phone on the right side of the head.

Of course, this may be a self-healing condition.

Brittney N. Prehn, 22, of Illinois was holding her cellphone when she was hit. A bolt struck her in the ear and went through her body. The Kenosha County Sheriff’s office said at first they had trouble identifying Prehn because she had no ID on her and was unconscious.

 

This was an old Polish joke, the punchline of which is, “They thought of that, so they’re going at night!”

“To send a probe where you haven’t been before is ambitious. To send it into such brutal conditions is highly ambitious,” Nicola Fox, a project scientist from the Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory, told a news conference on Friday.

I should make the obvious SP joke, but I value the integrity of my generative organs.

 

OK, Old Guy Music, and this time, I’m classing it up a bit. I’m amazed that Beethoven’s Piano Sonata 32 isn’t as well known as some of his more iconic pieces like Moonlight, but there you are. This is longer than my usual selections, but worth it. If you don’t know this sonata already, be prepared for some surprises- Beethoven foresaw jazz and boogie woogie. It’s unbelievable that this was written 75 years before Scott Joplin started composing. Seriously, put on your headphones, take 20 minutes out of your day, and be amazed.

Comments

241 responses to “Saturday Morning Sloppy Seconds Links”

  1. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Letters to the Local Rag: Twerking Saves Lives

    We’ve enjoyed dance competitions on different TV channels — lots of children and young adults, all colors, all wonderful. What a positive activity for young people. Do we have them happening on the Peninsula? If not, we really should. Great exercise, socially acceptable and out of trouble. It’s an antidote to the gun culture awash in Newport News and Hampton.

    1. KibbledKristen

      I had some scammer call me the other day, and I said I couldn’t talk because I was working. He says “you’re twerking?”. *click*

      1. Well, were you twerking?

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Inquiring minds….

      2. Heroic Mulatto

        I asked that of you in confidence!

    2. Start one yourself, bitch.

    3. straffinrun

      I’m ashamed and I have to admit something. My high school teachers just passed me to get me out their classes, but *starts sobbing* I never learned how to twerk.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Truly a failure of the public education model.

    4. Viking1865

      “Great exercise, socially acceptable and out of trouble. It’s an antidote to the gun culture awash in Newport News and Hampton.”

      I remember when it was midnight basketball that was gonna stop all the crime.

      1. C. Anacreon

        No, they distracted the cops at midnight basketball while their friends went on burglary sprees.

    5. Gun culture isn’t a poison. Fuck off, Fred Astaire.

    6. Akira

      It’s funny that the author implies that shooting sports are somehow not good for kids or people of non-white races, because every time I go to the gun range, there are people of all different races, genders, and age groups.

  2. Scruffy Nerfherder

    I remember the first warnings about cellphone radiation back in the 90’s when the average output power of a mobile phone was significantly higher than it is today. The only evidence I can find for long term damage to brain function is the resurgence of full-blown socialism (and Twitter).

  3. KibbledKristen

    Heading out to my shooting lesson in a minute!

    1. Old Man With Candy

      Do you get to pick who you shoot?

      1. commodious spittoon

        Jean Reno is her trainer.

    2. Bob Boberson

      Have fun! Once you get the bug you can head over to WV and take advantage of our lax gun laws! We need to be DC’s Indiana!

    3. straffinrun

      Go hog wild.

      1. straffinrun

        ^Joke, despite being out of woodchipper jurisdiction.

    4. trshmnstr

      Let me know how much you like that range! (it’s the one in manassas, right?)

      1. IComeHere4TheComments

        Elite is a great range. If you want to have some real fun, check out Bull Run Arsenal. You can rent full autos there.

  4. straffinrun

    – NASA is preparing to send a probe closer to the Sun than any other spacecraft has ventured, enduring wicked heat while zooming through the solar corona to study this outermost part of the stellar atmosphere that gives rise to the solar wind.

    Reuters sounds like they be getting some good chronic, dude.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      I figured that the writer was from Boston.

    2. They should have called the probe the Icarus.

      1. straffinrun

        Isn’t he point of that story not to go towards the sun?

        1. Well, after the probe melts….

  5. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Letters to the Local Rag: Hugs Kill

    Americans have spilled their blood on the beaches of Normandy, in the snow of Korea, in the jungles of Vietnam and on the sand of Iraq.

    For President Donald Trump to embrace Russian President Vladimir Putin is treasonous. For the U.S. House of Representatives to fail to publicly rebuke this president and call for his impeachment is to join him in treason.

    This is not a partisan issue. This is an American patriotic issue. To be an apologist for Trump’s infamy, to mince words, to hide behind disingenuous word games, is not good enough.

    1. Bending one’s knee before the Saudi king, however, is totes OK.

    2. Bob Boberson

      Trump has managed to troll the left into a being a nationalist movement, it’s just……goddamn impressive.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Apparently we’re at war with Russia and I didn’t even know it.

        And those damned Russkies bombed Pearl Harbor too.

        1. Bob Boberson

          This from the same people who denounced Reagan for his actions toward the Soviet Union…….we truly do live in strange times. Then again we’re operating on the assumption that these folks have any principles beyond ‘MOAR POWER.’

          1. Stinky Wizzleteats

            The Soviets were communists though, good people with fine ideas to the left.

      2. leonadasiv

        “Trump has managed to troll the left into a being a nationalist movement,”

        So… nationalist socialists? Seriously, during the election Trump was the Nazi and nationalist. Now republicans aren’t patriotic enough.

        1. Bob Boberson

          If it weren’t for double standards…….TDS is becoming a very real mental disorder

    3. straffinrun

      She’s using Iraq and Vietnam as examples of why we should trust the intelligence community? Mind blown.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        The hysteria has reached a point that I think it’s actually become dangerous. Somebody is going to do something exceedingly stupid in the near term.

        1. leonadasiv

          So are you predicting a violent coup in 72 hours?

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Shhhhh……

        2. straffinrun

          Come at Putin, threatening him with annihilation right off the bat. Or offer an olive branch and then come at him hard if he fucks up. These people are dangerous if they think the latter is the way to negotiate.

          1. straffinrun

            *The former. I always fuck those two up when I’m drunk.

          2. The people who are shrieking about Trump being too nice to Putin are the same people who shrieked at Trump calling Kim “Rocket Man” as if this would lead to imminent nuclear war.

          3. straffinrun

            It’s blood. They want to see it. When your life sucks, you’ll push for a fight even if that means destruction of everything. Fucking nihilists.

          4. These are the only two options?

          5. straffinrun

            I’d say to trade with them. As Hayek said, when goods cross borders, boots don’t.

          6. straffinrun

            Sorry, Bastiat.

          7. Viking1865

            Germany’s biggest trade partner in 1938 was France.

            Boots cross borders when national governments see advantage in the boots crossing. The only thing that stops boots from crossing is having enough boots to make it too costly.

          8. Read this last night. A LOT more background than I was expecting. I know there’s different mindsets involved, but given that a lot of the issues we had with the Japanese culture have been generally overcome/understood, I would have thought it would be easier with Russia…..the post-Soviet mindset may be a secondary wrinkle though.

            https://strategycounsel.blogspot.com/2018/07/sources-of-russian-conduct.html

          9. Viking1865

            “Firstly, there is no real trust between the Russians and the West. The expansion of NATO to Russia’s borders occurred in contradiction of the guarantees made to the former Soviet Union that a united Germany would be the only addition to NATO’s membership. By 1999, under the Clinton Administration, former Warsaw Pact members such as Poland, Hungary, and the Czech Republic became NATO members, which has since grown to include all manner of smaller European states that few if any US politician could find on a map.

            This is the terrible stupidity of the US bipartisan foreign policy consensus. NATO good. NATO Expasnion good. DEMOCRACY ALLIANCE WHOOHOO NO MORE MUNICHS WOOHOO. Never a thought to what that means, just sounds good on TV, and RAH RAH AMERICA.

            The USSR does not exist anymore. The Russians, without the other nations of the Warsaw Pact, are an entirely different level of threat. The only way the Russians can hurt the United States is if we are dumb enough to station troops right on their fucking doorstep where they can be destroyed by Russian forces operating on their home turf.

    4. leonadasiv

      “Americans have spilled their blood on the beaches of Normandy, in the snow of Korea, in the jungles of Vietnam and on the sand of Iraq.”

      I kinda want to understand why and how the Auth thought this connected to the rest of their letter.

      1. Drake

        I was trying connect those dots too.

        The Russians (Soviets) were tangentially involved in all those years. But it still makes no sense.

    5. So “Hugs not Drugs” is no longer a thing. That’s good to hear.

  6. Count Potato

    “On Friday, a Palestinian sniper killed an Israeli soldier along the border — the first casualty it has sustained in four years — and Israel unleashed an offensive it says destroyed more than 60 Hamas targets, including three battalion headquarters. Four Palestinians were killed, of which three were Hamas militants.”

    Israel should stop accepting “cease fires”. No standing eight count. Either Hamas throws in the towel, or they get knocked out.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      This is why there’s something else going on. Israel certainly has the capability to utterly destroy Hamas in a day or two, yet they don’t.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I can’t imagine they want to deal with the chaos that would result.

        1. Old Man With Candy

          Not their problem, really. The chaos is contained in that little shithole piece of land. They’ve already demonstrated what happens if someone tries to get into Israel.

          Let the Gazans work it out among themselves until they work out a solution that doesn’t involve armed attacks against an infinitely more powerful neighbor. Who knows, maybe it could be solved by Trump buying up all the beachfront and turning it into a tourist resort.

          1. Count Potato

            Make Gaza Goy Again?

          2. trshmnstr

            Circumcise the promised land?

      2. Observe, my dear Feyd…wheels within wheels within wheels…

      3. Drake

        Then what? Expell the Palestinians?

        1. Old Man With Candy

          Hire them. Let them set up and run businesses that cater to the tourists. You know, free enterprise.

      4. Spudalicious

        My guess is this is Hamas voicing their opinion on the negotiations going on behind the scenes between Israel and the PLO.

    2. Bob Boberson

      Related: Anyone follow Scott Horton? He’s great on foreign intervention, American imperialism, police state, etc. but he does seem to have a pretty big anti-israel streak. Anyone else get the feeling that his bias discredits his work on that particular subject?

      1. leonadasiv

        Ura

        1. Bob Boberson

          Que?

      2. leonadasiv

        Yeah. He’s pretty good. I get Israel is by no means perfect or good, but i also get that being in a country surrounded by cultures that want to destroy you, you’ll not care as much when you deploy force against them.

        1. Bob Boberson

          Ah, I see. Israel isn’t perfect but there seems to be a preponderance of “they’re evil oppressors” sentiment when that particular subject is discussed on his show. I can’t claim to have followed his work closely enough to denounce it but I was wondering if anyone else feels he’s kinda biased on this issue.

          1. leonadasiv

            I don’t follow him enough ( just when he interviews on Tom Woods’ show), but i get that feeling too. Almost as an overreaction to the standard conservative view that Israel can do (almost ) no wrong. I don’t think hes anti-semetic, but almost a counter-bias against Israel.

          2. Bob

            Why would anyone care. Israel is just as big of a xenophobic ethnic-cult as their neighbors. I don’t know why any American would care which group wins.

      3. Bob

        American imperialism being what? He discusses the US Phillipine war.

    3. Pope Jimbo

      I’m not worried about Hamas.

      I’m worried about the latest ISIS reboot.

  7. straffinrun

    “For instance, the study results could have been affected by puberty, which affects both mobile phone use and the participant’s cognitive and behavioural state.”

    The Sears Underwear section was hands free, too.

  8. Count Potato

    “Most of the neighborhoods with a higher concentration of rat complaints coincide with the neighborhoods with a higher concentration of dog poop.

    City Number of Complaints Complaints Per 100,000 Residents
    Chicago 50,963 1876.09
    Washington DC 5,036 725.68
    Boston 2,488 363.16
    New York City 19,152 222.11

    Rat complaints in 2017 by cities sorted in descending order according to complaints per 100,000 residents.”

    So the rats in San Francisco overdosed on heroin?

    1. Plinker762

      Maybe when there is human shit on your streets, rats don’t seem to be a big a problem.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    This of course begs the question

    No Panhandling. Where do you think you are, San Francisco?

    Get a job, hippy.

  10. Count Potato

    “be prepared for some surprises- Beethoven foresaw jazz and boogie woogie. It’s unbelievable that this was written 75 years before Scott Joplin started composing”

    How something is written and how it’s played are two different things.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    The Kenosha County Sheriff’s office said at first they had trouble identifying Prehn because she had no ID on her and was unconscious.

    Not because her face had been burned off?

    *makes pouty face*

  12. straffinrun

    Mystery Devon penis painter could face prosecution, warns prickly council

    “My son thinks it’s hilarious but I’m sure there are plenty of other people that might be offended like elderly.

    “I find them funny personally, but I did see an elderly lady stop her car and shake her head.”

    *Update: She wasn’t shaking her head, she was nodding.

  13. westernsloper

    Anytime electricity goes through a substance that doesn’t conduct electricity well, it heats it up.

    + 1 70’s era hot dog cooker

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUAkezGstlQ

    1. trshmnstr

      Anytime electricity goes through a substance that doesn’t conduct electricity wellthat doesn’t conduct electricity well, it heats it up.

      Fixed for technical accuracy

      1. westernsloper

        Ya I noticed that but I am only a pedant on redneck/hillbilly topics and kitchen gadgets.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    Headlining a rally with Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders, Ocasio-Cortez sought to infuse the final weeks of Democrat Brent Welder’s congressional primary campaign with the enthusiasm that lifted her over 20-year Democratic incumbent Rep. Joe Crowley last month.

    As Gilmore very helpfully pointed out, that massive wave of enthusiasm manifested itself in a vote tally worthy of a PTA recording secretary election.

    1. straffinrun

      How many votes did the Bolsheviks need?

    2. leonadasiv

      But she’s the future!!! And HRC is busy remaking herself into a socialist for the 2020 election

    3. Count Potato

      It would be hilarious if she loses the election.

      1. leonadasiv

        Would the media run articles on how that was a rebuke to ‘Democratic Socialists’, or that she wasn’t commited enough?

        1. Count Potato

          It would blame white men and the Russians.

        2. Some media would some media wouldn’t.

    4. Bob

      She hispanic, and she ran in a 50% hispanic community. Her platform will not be successful elsewhere unless the demographics are similar because people weren’t voting for her policies they were voting for her skin.

  15. The Elite Elite

    Joe Biden talking about yesterday’s hysteria: Migrant family separation ‘one of the darkest moments in our history.’ Damn, that’s one clean history if that is one of the darkest moments.

    1. leonadasiv

      It’s akin to slavery, internment of civilians, and the Philippine insurrection.

      This is only serves to weaken the pathos around those other problems, not elevate this one’s.

    2. Bob Boberson

      Histrionic and hyperbolic are the new norms. If you aren’t rending your garments and screaming at the sky nobody will pay attention to you. Welcome to the age of social media.

    3. And the CBC felt the need to report on this. The report started off with the phrase “A former American Vice-President”, not mentioning the whole TEAM RED vs TEAM BLUE thing and acting as though just because the guy was a former VP that makes his comments a devastating blow to Trump.

    4. Chipwooder

      A policy that was pursued by the administration he was part of.

      1. leonadasiv

        Perhaps he’s getting a jab in at Obama?

  16. Count Potato

    “(CNN) – A cardiologist who treated former President George H.W. Bush was killed Friday morning in a bicycle-to-bicycle drive-by shooting near Texas Medical Center in Houston, authorities said.

    Dr. Mark Hausknecht and the shooter were both riding bikes on South Main Street, near Texas Children’s Pavilion for Women, shortly before 9 a.m. local time, Executive Assistant Police Chief Troy Finner said at a news conference.”

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/heart-doctor-for-former-president-george-hw-bush-killed-in-bicycle-drive-by-shooting/ar-BBKSuFa

    1. Obviously we need common-sense solutions to the bicycle violence crisis.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    The hysteria has reached a point that I think it’s actually become dangerous. Somebody is going to do something exceedingly stupid in the near term.

    I am afraid this is correct. Which leads me to wonder; based on some of the stories about the secret Service and their relationship with Herself, would an agent be more or less likely to take a bullet for Trump than for Hillary?

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      According to every article I’ve ever read, the SS hated Hillary

      1. straffinrun

        Carlos Danger’s wife wouldn’t even fall on the sword for her.

        1. Bob Boberson

          These euphemisms….

      2. Drake

        The State Department security people despised her too. One of her falls was because she had told them to “stay the duck away” from her so many times. They all 10 yards away laughing when she rolled down a flight of stairs

    2. Bob Boberson

      The better question might be who would they be more likely to take out Praetorian guard style?

  18. The Elite Elite

    TW: Salon. Trump ramping up Republicans’ long-running war on the poor.

    The facts are clear: The United States has one of the highest childhood poverty rates in the developed world. Infant mortality rates are the worst relative to other wealthy countries, and increasing as well. When including other measures such as homelessness and overall well-being, the United States ranks near the bottom among its wealthy peers.  

    Life expectancy is decreasing for working-age whites — especially among poor and working-class white people — because of drug abuse and other stressors. This phenomenon is exceptionally acute in those areas where support for Donald Trump is high. Here, Trump’s sadism is actually hurting the people who love him the most.

    “Sadopopulism” ties Trump’s “human deplorables” to him.

    Wow, Salon hasn’t learned to not call the Trump supporters deplorables? I thought that was a lesson they would’ve learned by now.

    1. Bob Boberson

      If progs have shown us anything since 2016 it’s that they are incapable of learning lessons. And we’re supposed to be the autistic ones incapable of comprehending the needs and motivations of those around us.

    2. leonadasiv

      “nfant mortality rates are the worst relative to other wealthy countries, ”

      Sure i guess we can continue to compare two numbers that are collected in entirely different ways.

      1. No kidding.

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      “the United States ranks near the bottom among its wealthy peers.”

      This is a tiresome trope.

      First off, for all the welfare we have here, Montreal has a huge homelessness problem. Same with places like Winnipeg. One would think for all our *compassion* everyone – and I mean everyone – would be sheltered. We also have problems with food banks as they always claim more and more people need them. Something doesn’t jive man.

      The other part simply doesn’t pass the sniff test through simple observation. Europe has a gigantic immigration problem. Few of those people have jobs, live off welfare and don’t contribute. You’re going to tell me that doesn’t figured into the stats?

      There’s gotta be more to how these stats and data are reported/collected and interpreted because you’re not convincing me European poor are better off than American ones.

      I also adore how they attribute stuff that’s been a chronic issues for Western countries for decades and sharp shoot it to a uniquely ‘Trump’ issue. Those ignorant deplorables, can’t they see they voted against their interest? And then they use specious logic and data to push their lame ass stupidity.

      The progressive left: Faux-Righteous, illiterate cocksuckers.

      1. Count Potato

        I read San Francisco spends an average $37K a year per homeless person.

      2. Rhywun

        State aid is generally not included in these bogus “poverty” stats. That’s why you see poor people driving around in nice cars and talking on cell phones.

      3. Nephilium

        The old Best of the Web at the Wall Street Journal had a feature called Homeless Watch. Amazingly, there were more headlines decrying the homeless when a Republican was president.

    4. Plinker762

      America is such a shithole that the leaders of the world are begging Trump to build a wall to keep all the refugees from leaving America.

    5. Akira

      When including other measures such as homelessness and overall well-being

      Oh yea, no fudged statistics there

      God, if I didn’t have this stupid integrity thing, I could pursue a highly paid career as a professional statistical bullshitter for Lefty organizations.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    The better question might be who would they be more likely to take out Praetorian guard style?

    “Hey, who spilled olive oil all over the steps to Air Force One? Somebody could have a nasty slip-and-fall.”

  20. straffinrun

    Lace fronts, fake beards and penis enlargement: Black men losing themselves to beautification

    The age old question of does size really matter is still a great conversation starter and debate. Regardless of your opinion on the matter, men are opting to take penis enlarging pills, apply creams, ingest oils or perform exercises to achieve the desired size. There is a belief that black men are more endowed, nonetheless, it does not apply to every black man and some are feeling the need to do something about it.

    That’s why I moved to where I was (mistakenly) thought to be a big fish in a small pond.

    1. leonadasiv

      “penis enlarging pills, ”

      Ahh what a problem to have. I wish they had penis reduction pills. Cause that’s how big…/ 15 year old

    2. Spudalicious

      You’re losing dick sizing contests to the Japanese?

      *hung like a cashew*

    1. Bob Boberson

      Trump is something different, a new political phenomenon: the first president in history who is immune to scandal and voter anger.

      No dummies. The public is smart enough to see through faux scandal and feigned outrage. They don’t love Trump nearly as much as they’ve come to hate and distrust you and your ilk.

      1. leonadasiv

        Id say obama was pretty immune to scandal. And by arguing that he had no scandals, the media proves that point.

        1. straffinrun

          I dream of a day when every administration, Democrat or Republican, is taken down for the scandals that we all know they have engaged in. The shit they are accusing Trump of have occurred under every administration in my lifetime. It just irks me that they won’t see how selective they are in their outrage.

          1. Bob Boberson

            I’d argue that they are fully aware of how selective they are. The MSM has come to see themselves as king makers yet lack the self-awareness to see that the more partisan they become the more popular resentment they bank up against themselves. They did more to get Trump elected than Trump did IMO.

        2. westernsloper

          Obama was and is totally immune so far. It amazes me the level of disinterest in what could be the biggest political scandal in US history and is hand waved away. Obama’s administration used the FBI and intel agencies to spy on a rival campaign and then spun it into that campaign was colluding with a foreign power leading to an over the top special counsel full of rabid prosecutors. Why did Obama do absolutely nothing when it was detected that Russian hackers were trying to get into the DNC as well as election data systems across the country? He said he told Putin, “to knock it off”. What a tough guy. Why did John Brennans (a known communist) CIA do nothing about Russias interference? I don’t think these things can be ignored forever.

        3. Stinky Wizzleteats

          OK just name one scandal he was involved in other than Fast and Furious you bigot. And If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor. And the destruction of Libya.

          Alright, point taken.

          1. Old Man With Candy

            Lois Lerner was my favorite.

    2. leonadasiv

      Non-Trump voters still hating trump is still goid though.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Good grief, Berlatsky:

    Political science research on presidential approval isn’t conclusive, but there’s a good bit of evidence that elite signals, and media framing of those signals, affects people’s support for the president. In a study of presidential approval, Matthew C. Wossner notes that “in the aftermath of a major political event (such as a scandal), citizens look to elite rhetoric as a barometer of issue importance.” Other studies have also identified a correlation between elite opinion and presidential approval. Research in the Trump era is ongoing, and it’s possible that the effect is diminished now, but we know that elites have spoken out against Trump in unusual ways and that his approval ratings are unusually low.

    Listen to the Serious People, and do as they say. They will tell you whom to hate. They will tell you whom to fear.

    1. leonadasiv

      I don’t see them saying its right, it’s just the way people act. It makes sense to me. Most people don’t want to be bothered by politics. They look at popular media to gauge how much they should care about certain events/policies.

      I think the “Elites” have been overplaying this tactic, and eroding its usefulness.

  22. Chipwooder

    This week was awesome. In one 24 hours period, House Dems were chanting “USA” while Maxine Waters supporters were burning the flag. You can’t beat that for comedy.

    I also rather enjoy that the same people who get their panties in a knot about USA Chants at sporting events are just tickled about them on the House floor.

    1. leonadasiv

      ‘House Dems were chanting “USA” ‘

      I was surprised that Democrats would take such a position, as it could alienate a significant part of their voting base that aren’t citizens.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    By George, I think she’s got it.

    Nevertheless, longtime U.S. allies have been unsettled by Trump’s foreign policy stances, even before he met with Putin.

    German Chancellor Angela Merkel warned in May that Trump’s decision to pull out of the Iran nuclear agreement “damages trust in the international order,” and that Europe could no longer rely on the United States to provide for its security.

    “It is no longer such that the United States simply protects us, but Europe must take its destiny in its own hands,” she said.

    Part of that “taking your destiny in your own hands” thing involves getting your checkbook out, I’d say.

    1. leonadasiv

      “Europe could no longer rely on the United States to provide for its security”

      I love how this is spun as “the US isnt trustworthy ” rather than, “European governments balk at having to provide the most basic service of government”

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats
    3. You know who else took destiny into their own hand?

  24. Chipwooder

    I stumbled across a link tothis while reading a old story about that Portland bakery who fired employees for telling a black woman, correctly, that the place was closed. The earnest way in which this jackassery is reported is fucking hilarious.

    White Nonsense Roundup is a social media watchdog group with about 100 white volunteers. Its goal: to relieve people of color from the emotional labor of engaging with a person’s racist or racially insensitive thoughts.
    Say, a person of color makes a post about Black Lives Matter. Then others respond with ignorant or offensive comments. That person can tag White Nonsense RoundUp to snatch some edges — or, better put, to educate people with context and fact-based views.

    The fuck does “snatch some edges” mean? Oh, and the picture of these clowns shows them to look exactly like you’d expect them to look.

    1. leonadasiv

      “fact-based views.”

      As ever, misplaced arrogance is their strong suit.

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      Self-proclaimed ‘white allies’ of course.

      It would be hilarious if they were racist towards whites and Asians. But they’re not against blacks so all is cool!

      ‘Stupid fricken Asians and their math.’
      ‘Hey, that’s racist!’
      ‘No it’s not. I love blacks!’

      ‘Dammit. I got another Indian customer service person. Give me someone who speaks proper English!’
      ‘Hey! That’s racist!’
      ‘No it’s not! I defend blacks!

      “Europeans smell.”
      “Hey, that’s racist!”
      “No it’s not! I protect blacks on the internet!

      1. leonadasiv

        What do they do when a black person asks them to shutup?

        1. Those aren’t real blacks.

        2. Stinky Wizzleteats

          Call him an Oreo.

    3. westernsloper

      Oh fer fucks sake. I see they are big in defending cultural appropriation. Whatevs.

      In other race news, I saw this the other morning.

      https://www.cpr.org/news/story/for-these-two-reverends-pursuing-social-justice-and-liberation-means-throwing-out-all-the

      Those two women are so oppressed they were able to start a profitable business telling white people they are racist.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Think of how much more successful they’d be without people like us though. Where do I send my check?

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        “Mark Tidd
        The work of Reverend Tawana and Rev. Dr. Dawn should be the big feature on everyone’s morning newsfeed if they are interested in how to change the world. The Revs led a spring and fall Facing Racism Cohort at Highlands Church Denver and changed the trajectory of our church. Most of us in the classes didn’t know now MUCH we didn’t know and now we know there is SO much more to learn, experience, change and act upon. Before our sessions we were not all convinced how racism and white privilege are two sides of the same coin but now it’s apparent they are inseparable. The time spent with these amazing two women was one of the most important things I have done in decades. Mark Tidd”

        Yeah-k, Mark. Whatever.

        Racist white privileged males live under your bed. We get it.

        “…racism and white privilege are two sides of the same coin but now it’s apparent they are inseparable.”

        Lol.

        If you have white privilege (not that Mark can define precisely who qualifies as such. I’m guessing he thinks the vast majority…just to be safe so as to not wreck is remedial and superficial world view) then you are racist. Period? Exclamation point?!

        If I have WP and by extension this makes me racist since it’s intricately intertwined, what can I possibly do (since it’s a subjective metric) to convince jerk offs like Mark I’m not racist? It never seems to occur to them, moreover, it’s possible to have ‘privilege’ and not be racist but that would be boring and ruin the narrative of these two amazing women.

        So. Since it’s a subjective thing, this is precisely how we get ‘wrong think’ and the purging that comes along with it. It doesn’t matter if you can or can’t prove it, if people like Mark deem you to be racist – well, it’s curtains for you fella.

        1. westernsloper

          To not be a racist you have to:

          “I mean, one white woman just looked at Dawn and Tawana and said, ‘Oh, I just got it that you care about your children as much as I care about mine,’” she said, pausing for a moment. “And the room just fell deeply silent. It was so honest and it was really brave of her.”

          You have to be some soccer mom who thinks them coloreds don’t love their pikininis and face that fact to truly get past your racism. Seriously, who are these people who go to these sort of things? Urban closeted Klan members?

          1. Rufus the Monocled

            At this point, I just think they’re liars.

            I have never encountered anyone who speaks this way in North America. I’m sure they exist but they must be such a tiny almost insignificant minority of a minority.

            In Europe on the other hand….oof. The stuff I heard.

    4. Heroic Mulatto

      The fuck does “snatch some edges” mean?

      The original denotation of “to snatch edges” referred to the act of pulling on a woman’s (or drag queen’s) hair extensions, now it carries the additional meaning of describing something so amazingly good that catches you off guard so much that it not only makes your hair stand on end, but that hair wants to leap off your head.

      I believe the author is using the first meaning.

      1. RAHeinlein

        We say “snatch you bald-headed” – the “snatch some edges” is a new term to me.

        1. Old Man With Candy

          That conjurs up a different image to me.

      2. Chipwooder

        Learn something every day

      3. Bust a weave.

    5. Rhywun

      One of them is Kevin Tillman, an educator in Oakland, California, who says he uses the service almost every day. Tillman, 40, is a leader in the vegan hip-hop movement and often encounters trolls online.

      I can’t imagine why.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    I think the “Elites” have been overplaying this tactic, and eroding its usefulness.

    I think, in the context of that HuffPose piece, Berlatsky is plainly calling for “elite” Republicans (the ones who agree with him) to beat the anti-Trump drum harder, and for the media to broadcast those attacks as widely as possible, in order to bring the deplorables to their senses.

    1. leonadasiv

      Perhaps, i was judging from your quote, about the research, and not any pushes by the articles writer.

  26. Ugh – need to get a magnifier for soldering – my eyesight for closeup work, even with bi-focals, isn’t getting any better.

  27. Stinky Wizzleteats

    It’s gotcha journalism but so what?

    Should we kill Lauren Southern video by Lauren Southern:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQrnH20sVHk

  28. >>The “massive onslaught” once again being bombing some empty buildings

    Krugman sez STIMULUS!

  29. Count Potato

    “Why Is Google Translate Spitting Out Sinister Religious Prophecies?

    Google Translate is moonlighting as a deranged oracle—and experts say it’s likely because of the spooky nature of neural networks.”

    https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/j5npeg/why-is-google-translate-spitting-out-sinister-religious-prophecies

    1. leonadasiv

      “and experts say it’s likely because of the spooky nature of neural networks.”

      You mean they work like all other predictive algorithms? Garbage in, garbage out.

      1. leonadasiv

        To illustrate most people’s misunderstanding of data and NN in particular, i had a sales guy tell me about this idea that we (the company i workef at) should feed code from github into a NN and then BAM! We’d have an automated programmer.

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          I want retarded Skynet. Don’t you?

          1. leonadasiv

            That could be a great remake of ‘Gaslight’. Set in post-robot-apocalypse the humans only chance at survival is to feed the machines bad information.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    The public is smart enough to see through faux scandal and feigned outrage. They don’t love Trump nearly as much as they’ve come to hate and distrust you and your ilk.

    I find this WHY COME THEM NO HATEZ TRUMPUTIN? idiocy amusing, because the Democrats have created the problem all by themselves. By screaming “WOOOOOOLF!!!” so loudly and for so long, any time the average person can get up in the morning and look out the window and see no mushroom clouds, as long as his sleep was not interrupted by the wailing of neighbors being spirited away to the death camps, as long as he doesn’t have to stand in a bread line, he can say, “Well I guess that Trump guy ain’t so bad after all.”

  31. The Late P Brooks

    need to get a magnifier for soldering

    I started using a pair of high power reading glasses (+3.5 or so) for welding. it makes a big difference.

    1. westernsloper

      I am not sure that is really safe. I still use a welding helmet but I am old fashioned.

  32. Ah – Lady Humungus has taken off for the day on a roadtrip with her mother. She also took the heir, so I have a day of sweet, sweet freedom.

    Plans: get drunk, test drive a BMW convertible and/or new MINI, eat out for lunch, and work on a tube amp. Not necessarily in that order.

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      eat out for lunch

      Who do you plan to eat out?

      1. Whoever is then going to work on his tube amp.

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          I see.

    2. westernsloper

      If I may interject a recommendation, I would test drive the BMW to lunch with your tube amp and tools in your backpack where you get drunk and yell at the waitress for more beer and better lighting so you can solder.

    3. Yeah…put drunk last, and you should be fine.

    4. Not an Economist

      Don’t solder and drive. The consequences can be life changing.

    5. Old Man With Candy

      Drunk and high voltage.

      Are you originally from Florida?

    6. “get drunk, test drive a BMW convertible and/or new MINI,”

      I’d to the latter before the former, but I’m a pussy.

  33. Count Potato

    “When your electric butt plug short circuits, and there’s no ground fault interruptor… ”

    https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1020506301795667971

    1. westernsloper

      lol………buddie got all winded doing that. He might want to up his cardio routine a bit.

    2. AlmightyJB

      That 2 year old’s vote counts the same as ours. *facepalm*

    3. Hyperion

      LOL, good grief, please tell me that is parody.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Grrrl Power

    For her national political debut, Alexandria Ocasio Cortez traded the concrete jungle of New York for the endless wheatfields of Kansas.

    The bright new face of the left joined Vermont senator Bernie Sanders, a leader of the progressive movement, at rallies in support of two congressional candidates who argue that leftwing, anti-corporate politics can galvanize Democrats in Republican-held districts crucial to the push to take back the US House.

    —————-

    Ocasio Cortez and Sanders campaigned for James Thompson, a civil rights lawyer who in 2017 narrowly lost a special election in the fourth congressional district, and Brent Welder, a labor lawyer and former Sanders delegate who is running in a six-way primary in the third.

    Both candidates are running on a Sanders-style platform that includes universal healthcare, tuition-free college and a higher minimum wage. That may be a tough sell in Kansas, which is home to the billionaire Koch brothers, who have spent tens of millions of dollars to promote free-market policies. Donald Trump won the state by more than 20%.

    Oh, no! Teh Kochtopus!

    What a shameless tongue bath [insert teenage girl reaction]. What fierce. Much noble.

    1. AlmightyJB

      How did we get here?

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Where does that highway go to……..

  35. Rhywun

    Who of course will be busy representing them, campaigning for their votes, and attending to the issues that affect her district. Or maybe not.

    I learned it from you, Dad!

  36. The Late P Brooks

    In Kansas City, Welder told a sweat-soaked audience her victory was galvanizing leftwing candidates.

    “She has become the kind of inspirational leader that people across the country have become desperate for,” he said.

    Welder is hoping to replicate Ocasio Cortez’s victory in a district where Clinton narrowly beat Trump, making it one of the most contested races of the midterms. To win across the country, progressives say they must “expand the electorate” by bringing new voters into the political system – as did Ocasio Cortez and Sanders.

    Great. Vote early, vote often.

    1. Need moar dead voters.

  37. Summer dreams, make me feel fine.

    http://archive.is/6qqNK

    12 will do nicely.

    1. westernsloper

      18… Pizza floats are the best floats.

    2. Chipwooder

      Maybe if I said I’m a pool float, they’ll ride me

    3. Spudalicious

      7, 32, 37.

    4. I stopped at #1.

  38. Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    A: THAT’S NOT FUNNY!

    https://ricochet.com/535983/the-left-gives-up-on-comedy/

  39. KibbledKristen

    Well, I really fucked up his gastrointestinal system. I think my issue was knowing what to expect. Being completely naive the first time probably helped me shoot better.

    Anyhoo, if you’re in NoVA, Elite in Manasshole is the place to be. It’s, like, all chicks there.

    https://ibb.co/h4YWBy

    1. “Well, I really fucked up his gastrointestinal system. I think my issue was knowing what to expect. Being completely naive the first time probably helped me shoot better.”

      Say what?

      1. KibbledKristen

        I shot way better my first time

        1. Good grouping.

          1. AlmightyJB

            Yeah, that grouping is excellent. Could just be your point of aim. Flinching can cause muzzle drop as well. Might want to practice dry fire at home and look for the muzzle dropping.

          2. KibbledKristen

            I’m hoping it’ll get better. I’m going to try to do an instructor session once a month for the next few months.

          3. AlmightyJB

            Good idea. Dry fire at home too. Looks to me like you’re doing great for as little as you’ve shot! I’d be pretty happy that you’re getting those kinds of groups.

      2. Ah. After clicking linky, maky sense.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Looks good.

    2. Heroic Mulatto

      Nice. Make him die nice and slow and painful.

      1. commodious spittoon

        Tell me again about the rabbits, George.

    3. straffinrun

      Nice. Took my wife to the range when we were in Australia years ago. First time she held a gun. Instructor told her to go for center mass, but her very first shot was right between the eyes. Cracked me up, because I wasn’t even close.

      1. KibbledKristen

        The guy in the booth next to me was shooting a target of a man holding a woman hostage. It wouldn’t have been so concerning if his first target hadn’t been a hot mess of holes all over the place.

        1. straffinrun

          The novice with the gun always hits the hostage taker with one shot. You saying that isn’t true?

          1. KibbledKristen

            The more concerning part was I don’t think he was a novice!!

          1. KibbledKristen

            That’s hilarious…WTF is with the one-handed? I bet the instructor was like “whatevs!”

          2. AlmightyJB

            What a nuisance. I’d have been pissed if I were shooting that day.

    4. Hyperion

      I did note last time I was in Manassas that the women on average there are a lot prettier than Balmer women. Anyway, that’s likely to be my next hood inside of a year from now.

      1. KibbledKristen

        You should check out Elite when you get there…it’s fancy!

        1. Hyperion

          Will do, thanks Kristen!

      2. trshmnstr

        Glibs shoot up meet up in manasshole soon?

        I havent shot my carry gun in a while, so I’d like an excuse to blast the lint out of it.

        1. KibbledKristen

          YAS. I’d be more up for it later in the fall after I have had a few more instructor sessions. I’m the kind of person that worries a lot about etiquette when I’m a n00b, so I’m in no way ready to shoot without instruction.

          1. trshmnstr

            To be honest, I don’t make it out to the range often enough to feel comfortable about the etiquette either. I assume as long as I don’t do anything dangerous, I’m not gonna piss people off too much.

    5. Gut shots? Who are you? Charles Bronson in Death Wish 2?

  40. westernsloper

    Maybe this was covered, but in my late reading of posts the other day I saw the Mueller immunity requests mentioned and a comment by RAHeinlein offering up the possibility of Podestas. I thought, aaaaah, yes, makes sense. That was before this…. http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/07/20/tony-podesta-offered-immunity-to-testify-against-paul-manafort.html

    I don’t know how anybody can think what Manafort is going through is any kind of justice. Ya, he is probably a sleaze ball just like the Podestas, but wow they are running the guy through the wringer and Podesta gets a pass.

    1. Hyperion

      Well, it’s easy. What we have here is an attempted coup by democrats. Podesta is on the right team. Simple as that. All I can say is that I hate these scum more every passing day, there is not a hell hot enough for them.

  41. mikey

    Thanks a bunch for the music. I had not heard that before. Joplin obviously had.

  42. Pope Jimbo

    A cautionary tale for Web Dominitrix and other inksters.

    Man – 90% covered in tattoos – has genitals removed so his view of his ink is unobstructed.

    Biggest, baddest humble brag of all time?

    *OK maybe WDx doesn’t have to worry about this exact idiot move.

    1. Rhywun

      So not clicking that.

    2. Nephilium

      Did the Browns let him down while telling him that Trump was impeached too?

    3. Hyperion

      I just have this feeling that this is not going to be as great as what he was thinking it would be.

    4. AlmightyJB

      What doctor does that?

    5. Old Man With Candy

      She has tits. For now.

      1. westernsloper

        Pics?

        /Q

  43. Hyperion

    What… it’s morning already? Why am I still drinking beer?

    1. AlmightyJB

      Because you’re a professional. Keep up the good work! Don’t forget to eat.

      1. Hyperion

        Shit, I must be. I made myself a cheeseburger this morning at 5:30am. I keep thinking about this song:

        Have Some Fun

        “I like a good beer buzz early in the morning”

        I pretty much NEVER drink early in the day. And my wife is going to be displeased and probably chase me around the house with her granite rolling pin. But, man, I have to tell you, I’m really fast for a guy in his 50s. No worries.

        Although, she just texted me and ask me if I want a beef and cheddar from Arbys, I love those. Fucking Arby sauce man. I didn’t tell her I’m drunk already, lol.

        1. AlmightyJB

          Good tune. I’m still in recovery mode from last night.

  44. Count Potato

    “Sebastian Gorka’s Everyday Carry

    Pistol: Glock 29, customized by Robar Guns with a SharkTac trigger guard cover, or;
    Pistol: Smith & Wesson M&P 9mm full-size with RDS and compact frame customized by Robar Guns carried in a holster by DH Custom Leather
    Flashlight: Surefire 6P and a thin penlight (for polite work)
    Fire: Commemorative MFO Zippo lighter bought while visiting the Sinai in 1991 and retrofitted with a jet insert to light cigars
    Medical: C-A-T Tourniquet. “I can deploy it with one hand.”
    Blade: CRKT Hissatsu
    Power: USB battery charger for mobile phone
    Reference: “I never go anywhere without my copy of the Constitution, the owner’s manual to the greatest nation on God’s earth.””

    http://www.recoilweb.com/zeroed-sebastian-gorka-131578.html

    1. AlmightyJB

      10mm for EDC? Is he in bear country? Hope he reloads.

      1. Mr Lizard

        Ya also I would’ve gone with an all steel Tangfoglio compact for that caliber

  45. Count Potato

    “let people drink the red liquid from the dark sarcophagus

    innes mck started this petition to king of skeletons, egypt

    we need to drink the red liquid from the cursed dark sarcophagus in the form of some sort of carbonated energy drink so we can assume its powers and finally die”

    https://www.change.org/p/let-people-drink-the-red-liquid-from-the-dark-sarcophagus

    Sounds legit.

  46. Hyperion

    Other topic I guess. But I’m downloading Star Citizen again for another try. Pretty much a wish and a promise thing. They just released 3.2 and supposedly there is some improvements in performance. I backed this POS 3 years ago and up until a few months ago, last time I tried it, it was unplayable. With an i7, Samsung SSD, 32G of system ram, and a fucking 1080ti, I was getting 12 FPS, sort of like trying to swim in quicksand. Now, WTF are they patching? I’ve been downloading this update for like an hour. The last entire 30 gig game I downloaded took about 20 minutes. What even in the fuck? I’m going to be really pissed if this thing still runs like dogshit.

    1. Sensei

      Yes, but what generation i7?

      Just kidding. That’s crazy. I’m assuming you don’t have anything misconfigured and get good frame rates in everything else.

      (I have an ancient overclocked 3570k i5 and 1080GTX – and at lower resolutions runs anything I throw at it. CPUs are finally getting interesting enough to consider an upgrade!)

      1. commodious spittoon

        I dreamed this morning that I was living in a shithole apartment in some big city, and came home to find my door kicked in and the place ransacked. And while I was really upset that they stole my computer, I was a little excited about the prospect of building another.

        Currently using i5-6600k 3.5GHz and 970. It works reasonably well, very little I’ve thrown at it needs to be tuned down significantly. (OTOH I’m not running modern twitch shooters or anything like that, so my needs aren’t extreme.) But at some point I’d love to rock a 4k screen.

      2. Hyperion

        You would assume right. But wait… with this new version, I’ve went from 12 FPS to a whopping 28 FPS! You know, except for the frequent frame drops down to 1 FPS, that’s not bad. What the fuck is even wrong with these people? 5 fucking years and you can’t make a game playable even on high end rigs? This guy needs to be tarred and feathered, I have over $100 backing this garbage.

        “(I have an ancient overclocked 3570k i5 and 1080GTX – and at lower resolutions runs anything I throw at it. CPUs are finally getting interesting enough to consider an upgrade!)”

        Go play this and let me know how that goes.

        I’ll just make a comparison here.

        In Elite Dangerous, with every graphic settings maxed out:

        1080: 144 FPS solid.

        2560×1440: Over 100 FPS

        4K: 70-90 FPS

        That should be all there is to know.

  47. The Late P Brooks

    Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Haha, that’s a trick question, right? Feminists don’t screw. They’re into self-empowerment and the celebration of womanhood freed from the constraints and antediluvian stereotypes of patriarchal society.

    1. Hyperion

      Well, they attempt to screw over everyone they can in an attempt to make someone more miserable than they are, so they can feel a little better about how wretched they really are. As far as sex is concerned, they probably have 2 choices, butch dyke as fugly and lonely as they are, or battery operated plastic.

      1. “battery operated plastic”

        Sometimes even that rejects them.

  48. Grumbletarian

    The moon landing was on July 20th. I don’t think they waited a day to get out of the lander. I’m sure they needed to take a leak.