Tuesday Afternoon Links

Hey guys. As you might have noticed, Sloopy is still not pulling his weight. I’m not saying this explains it, but we might be selling merch for bail. Maybe. There’s some discussion about whether or not this is too deplorable for even a site dedicated to freedom, rapesquatches, sexually explicit political slashfic and puerile “humor”.

This is an awesome (and super-depressing) insight into North Korea where Rocket Man is personally intervening in holiday camp hot springs and bag factories.

“Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs,” said  Ocasio-Cortez. This prosperity is killing us! Right and nobody goes to the popular restaurants, they’re too crowded.

As I have been saying, $70/bbl oil is far more likely than $170/bbl, no matter what Bloomberg and other scare-mongers are hawking.

Florida Woman, please do not mix 4Loco, methadone, and child care. What’s the over/under she serves more than the 20 months the chick who hung the toddler in Minnesota served? Or more than this Florida Woman who killed her mother in a confrontation about being left out of the will. Wait. I’m married to a Florida…. hold on. Got to change the will.

And here’s something of interest to one Glib in particular — “How to Eat Like a Gilmore”  h/t jesse.in.mb

 

It’s not creative, but I ain’t heard it in a while.

 

Comments

370 responses to “Tuesday Afternoon Links”

  1. *thinly veiled sexual innuendo*

    http://archive.is/cIs5c

    6, 8, 13, 18, 55, 57.

    1. Mr Lizard

      Thinly veiled indeed

    2. The Other Kevin

      These are doing nothing for me now that I know all the photos are run through a filter. Just kidding, to me it makes just as much difference as the airbrushing they did in Playboys when I was a teenager.

      1. I haven’t stopped watching porn because I know the plots are fake.

        1. Pat

          One day some enterprising porn director will put out a flick where the plumber actually fixes the sink and really bend your mind.

          1. Chipwooder

            Don’t be fatuous, Patrick.

        2. I. B. McGinty

          Wait, what’s this you say? The plots are fake?

        3. SoberPhobic

          i lol’d really

      2. Enough About Palin

        As a friend said to me 30 years ago regarding pics in Playboy, “I don’t care if they ARE airbrushed. They look good to me.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I think 3 would give me a heart attack.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        I think a great number of them would give you a much more violent death.

    4. Count Potato

      #6

  2. Count Potato

    ““Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs,” said Ocasio-Cortez. This prosperity is killing us! Right and nobody goes to the popular restaurants, they’re too crowded.”

    They could have put a better looking picture. I know the Left did it to Michelle Bachman. But still.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      She is kind of gummy

      1. J. Frank Parnell

        Plus she has crazy Commie eyes.

        1. MikeS

          It’s uncanny!

        2. C. Anacreon

          that’s rather well done

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      WUT

    2. Drake

      How to link like a Gilmore?

    3. I love their rules at the bottom:

      “Please remember that this subreddit is a SAFE SPACE for socialist discussion. Any liberalism, capitalist apologia, anti-socialism, gun-prohibition campaigning, or attempts to debate socialism will be met with an immediate ban. Bigotry, ableism, and hate speech will also be met with immediate bans. See our sidebar for the full rules.”

      Nothing says intellectual rigor and confidence in one’s philosophy like preemptively silencing any dissent and/or debate.

      1. EvilSheldon

        No gun-prohibition campaigning?

        I guess it’s tough to seize the means of production without some guns.

        1. Chipwooder

          Yes, the gun prohibitions come only after they’ve stormed to power.

      2. Pope Jimbo

        Allowed posts: 1) Anything about how much you really love socialism* or 2) Anything about how much you really, really love socialism.

        *You will be banned too. You should at least really, really love socialism to hang out here.

      3. AlexinCT

        ECHO CHAMBER UBER ALLES!

      4. Juvenile Bluster

        /r/latestagecapitalism is the “best”.

        /r/communism comes in second, what with their upvoting “The US deserved 9/11 and Al Qaeda are heroes” posts.

      5. R C Dean

        Yeah, that “gun-prohibition campaigning” kinda sticks out. Why ban that, which no socialist has ever opposed ever, when they could just ban “attempts to debate gun control” or somesuch?

      6. C. Anacreon

        Hilarious. My 16-year-old budding libertarian son has gone on this subreddit in the past just to troll them with thinly veiled sarcasm about how much he loves socialism. If adolescents can easily make fun of you, perhaps it is time to start paying rent to Mom and find the big boy pants.

        Same son is in Spain right now on a summer exchange student program. My biggest fear is he’ll meet some hot euro chick who will somehow seduce him into renouncing his free-market ways and embrace ‘democratic socialism’. Just three weeks until we find out if he can withstand the eurotrash pressure!

        1. R C Dean

          I’ll be disappointed if he doesn’t renounce his free market ways so he can embrace some eurotrash tottie.

          I’ll be really disappointed if he renounces his free market ways, and means it.

    4. wdalasio

      Cripes. I think I lost a couple of IQ points reading that link.

  3. invisible finger

    My second job is to pay my property taxes.

    1. My third job is involuntarily supporting deadbeats faking a disability because they don’t want to work.

      1. Fourscore

        Golly, Q, now you’re talking about my family and some of my younger friends. They’d like to work more but it would cut into their long week ends.
        My daughter and her husband have been able to scam the system for years. I’m not sure what disability means but if having a rotten personality
        qualifies then they are OK.

        1. Fourscore

          Oh, and being 100 lbs overweight, I forgot that part

    2. R C Dean

      My second job is to pay my federal income tax.

      My third is to my state income tax.

      Property taxes would be my fourth job.

    3. My second job is to make sure that I pay for an enormous amount of tax for the unsustainable schemes of Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid.

      1. My third job is to make sure that no single defense contractor ever has a bad quarter.

        1. My fourth job is to prop up tyrannical third world dictatorships.

    4. ElspethFlashman

      I take “contract” work (court -appointed) for daily bills, family law for the icing on the cake (the vacations I need to take because of family law), and real estate or criminal law for paying off taxes.

      1. I’d re-enlist as a private in the Infantry again, if it meant avoiding family law for the rest of my days.

        1. trshmnstr

          Family law and bankruptcy law, the two areas where you can be the best attorney ever and it’s still the worst day of your client’s life.

        2. ElspethFlashman

          I am still taking it, because it does pay for a lot. . . but I wish I could do all criminal defense. Which is my true joy.

  4. LJW

    “Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs,”

    How to single-handedly devalue a university economics program. I feel bad for Boston U grads.

    1. topnotchtoledo

      Unemployment in Venezuela is 45%! High unemployment is a sign of a strong economy.

      1. Just like: food shortage = people are losing weight and getting healthy!

        1. topnotchtoledo

          Nobody needs three meals

  5. Scruffy Nerfherder
    1. IntraveneousWoodChipper

      LOL

  6. I. B. McGinty

    “Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs,” said Ocasio-Cortez.”

    News flash sugar tits, people have been working two jobs for years.

    1. Sean

      For a while, in my twenties, I worked 3 jobs and still managed to party my ass off.

      /shrug

      1. Gigolo, wedding planner, and what was the third?

        1. Brett L

          cabana boy?

          1. Porn actor. Like DUH.

          2. I was trying to think of something not directly sex-related, since I already picked gigolo.

          3. Rickshaw operator?

        2. Sean

          B&B assistant innkeeper. No pay, but a free room at the inn.

          1. Bobarian LMD

            Ahh,, freeloader.

      2. I. B. McGinty

        When I was going to school I also worked 25-30 hours a week. Once I graduated and only worked 40 hours a week I didn’t know what to do with myself, so I considered taking a part-time job in the evenings. Eventually I realized I could just go to the bar instead.

        1. Pope Jimbo

          Uffda. I remember that. I had two profs working me for weeks to stay in school and go for a Masters degree. Unfortunately for them I had gotten a job offer for $30K/year! And like you said, I only had to work one job to get that princely sum.

          Even better, when I showed up, I learned that they would pay you overtime for any hours worked/billed over 40. So I didn’t have to find a hobby.

    2. Certified Public Asshat

      Sort of, people working two jobs is still at an all time low.

    3. B.P.

      Would this be the two jobs they have to work because of the number of 29-hour-per-week jobs that suddenly sprouted after passage of Obamacare?

      1. Pope Jimbo

        ^This

        I’d love to see the numbers. Wonder what the % is that have two 25 hour jobs because no employer wants anyone close to the level where they have to give them all the govt mandated goodies like maternity leave, sick leave, health bennies.

  7. Tres Cool

    NEXT July 4th I’ll really show those showoffs up the road that have to have a display that rivals The Mall in DC.

    Then again, I may just do it for Labor Day, and aim for some socialists.

  8. LJW

    Non-link related rant. I got “commie’d” by my company today. They announced everyone in our department below management will now share the same title and pay grade regardless of merit, experience, or education. While the title and pay will change for those below me, their job responsibilities will not. I am as far as you can get on the ladder before management, have a college degree, multiple certifications and have worked my ass off for this company for the last 8 years. My teammates and I hold more liability, knowledge and experience than anyone within the department. Now we are no different than the guy with a GED who answers phones and pushes paper. I need a drink.

    1. PBRstreetgang

      Sounds like you should get a second job. Drive the unemployment rate even lower.

    2. WTF? That is unadulterated horseshit. Time to update the resume my friend.

      1. LJW

        Already submitted a few applications.

    3. Pat

      Good way to retain their top talent. I’d be shopping my resume around if I were you.

    4. invisible finger

      What is their stock exchange symbol?

      1. R C Dean

        “Asking for a friend”, amirite?

      2. LJW

        I would say but I don’t want to get “called” out.

    5. R C Dean

      Job titles can be useful in dealing with the outside. Flattening those is stupid.

      Putting everybody in the same pay band effectively caps future raises, etc. for those at the top of the band. Doing this for all non-management staff is an excellent way to drive off your “senior non-coms” who get shit done.

      I’d start looking right now, while you have time to explore the market and be a little picky about what you do next.

      1. invisible finger

        It also caps the skill set of the people in the band. Why try to do better if it doesn’t matter? And if you’re in the management band, would you want to manage people in that lower band?

    6. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The only proper response is to leave. Make sure you get an exit interview with a non-HR person.

      1. Brett L

        “I want to be very clear that my choice to leave is directly tied to this decision”

        1. LJW

          All of this. I’m currently looking anywhere and everywhere.

          1. Tres Cool

            Based on what I read up-thread, you should consider gigolo & cabana boy as possible 2nd and 3rd occupations.

          2. And leave out pr0n actor?!

      2. wdalasio

        Agreed. Joking aside, this is an insane decision on their part. And as the people worth keeping leave, it will only get worse for the people worth their salt remaining. Unless there’s some sort of bonus arrangement you haven’t been told about, thew sooner you get out the better. What you don’t want to be seen as is the guy who couldn’t get another job.

    7. wdalasio

      You wouldn’t be employed by a Twentieth Century Motors, by any chance?

    8. Brett L

      By the way, be the first to leave. Or at least in the first cohort. I started looking as soon as I started seeing signs that the acquisition of my employer by a mega-corp was decidedly not going smoothly. I had a friend give me the details. Its pretty grim for the remainers, their job sucks even worse, there’s no relief in sight, and even though there is high demand for their skills, after 45 other people left, it means that they aren’t getting offers quite as quickly.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Also, don’t be tempted by any counter offers when you do turn in your notice.

        I’ve seen death spirals like this before and I wouldn’t be surprised if when management gets wind of how many of the good people are leaving if they don’t try to bribe some of you to stick behind (either permanently or temporarily). You are a fool to let that happen. No amount of money is worth it when you are in that situation.

        Once you decide to leave, just leave. Living well is the best revenge.

    9. The Other Kevin

      That’s a very effective way to drive out the people with skills, experience, and a work ethic, and retain only the GED paper pushers.

    10. creech

      You work for Twentieth Century Motor Corp?

    11. Gadfly

      That’s an especially dumb move given the low unemployment rate. It’s an employee’s market now, you can’t piss off your employees with impunity.

      1. invisible finger

        They were trying desperately to hang on to those low-skill employees.

      2. Pope Jimbo

        If I were a betting man, I bet this move is some HR genius’ idea of how to handle employees in a hot market. They hope that by lumping everyone in one bucket they can dampen all the requests from the good employees for raises/promotions. Instead of having to deal with employees with all the cards, they came up with a policy that says “Hey, we’d love to help you but our hands are tied.”

        Sadly, this tactic will work with a lot of people. One of the hardest working guys I ever worked with has never left his job because he is loyal as a dog and is terrified of going into a new situation.

        HR is also populated by a bunch of mendacious assholes who are jealous as hell that everyone else has shitloads of opportunity. Why be in HR if you have to listen to the workers and take their concerns seriously? It would be like becoming a cop and finding out that you can’t shoot dogs with impunity. What is the point?

        1. Fourscore

          My boss told me its easier to get good customers than good employees as he bumped me up. Worked, too. I stayed.

          1. Pope Jimbo

            Sounds maybe like your boss was pro-active and smart.

            I don’t think LJW is laboring under such restrictions at his current job.

    12. Rufus the Monocled

      If you can, walk.

      Fuck those commies.

      1. Mustang

        By walk you mean run, right?

  9. R C Dean

    Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs,” said Ocasio-Cortez.

    Allah’s gift to Republicans. If they are smart enough to use it.

    I can see the ad:

    Clip of Ocasio saying this, followed by “What a great country! If you want two jobs, in America you can have them! Keep America Great! Vote for the party that doesn’t put socialists on the ballot.”

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      “If they are smart enough to use it”

      So they’re screwed then.

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        Royally. They’re going to make statements about how “smart and insightful” is.

  10. Pat

    It’s not creative, but I ain’t heard it in a while.

    Groove metal is still one of my guilty indulgences from time to time. I keep Hellbilly Deluxe around for such occasions. Because if you’ve heard one Rob Zombie track you’ve heard them all, and the cohesive campy horror theme adds to the guilty indulgence of it all.

    1. A Leap at the Wheel

      I agree. This and Astro-Creep: 2000 have managed to stand the test of time for me. Rob Zombie was mainstream, but he had his own voice and style and followed it.

  11. Mr Lizard

    “mix 4Loco, methadone, and child care.”

    *looks at calendar*

    Yep it’s Tuesday in Florida

    1. Tres Cool

      Or just any day that ends in a Y.

      1. Mr Lizard

        BTW I miss old 4loco.

        1. Tres Cool

          Just take a couple NoDoz and drink a EARFquake.

          1. Bobarian LMD

            You mean snort a couple of NoDoz, right?

  12. CPRM

    I think Kim may have been studying up on his new Bestie and found out how much better real estate development works in the rest of the world.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Fuck you, Daily Caller.

    1. I assume because of the ad-blocker blocker?

  14. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Tard Tuesday: Equally Distributed Poverty Is The Answer

    By reaching a level of success that outpaced even its own ambitious projections, Amazon has detonated what some critics call a “prosperity bomb” in Seattle, leaving the less affluent to deal with the fallout. Kshama Sawant, a City Council member who has cast herself as the local foil to CEO Jeff Bezos, wants to lob a bomb right back. “It is class warfare,” she tells me, as the chants from an anti-ICE protest at Seattle’s immigrant detention center ring out behind us. Here, among Seattle’s activist left, she’s in her element—passersby greet her warmly every few minutes, and a woman wearing a Seattle Fire Department sweatshirt swoops in to take a selfie. “We cannot base our needs for affordable housing on whether or not the billionaires are going to agree with us. … This is a consequence of capitalism. So we cannot expect those that are benefiting from the system to fight against the system.”

    Bonus dipshittery from Sawant concerning Amazon

    “The solution is in no way to turn away from technological innovation, the logic of economies of scale, or ease of access to goods and services. Instead, we need to unionize, and to take these behemoths into democratic public ownership, so that they are run not for profit for a few, but in the interests of the majority of working people and of society. However, this can be achieved only by building powerful movements that are independent of the politicians and parties that have aided and abetted corporations like Amazon. In Seattle, our movements need to continue to build the fight to end homelessness, make housing affordable for all, and fully fund social services.”

    1. “The solution is in no way to turn away from technological innovation, the logic of economies of scale, or ease of access to goods and services. Instead, we need to unionize, and to take these behemoths into democratic public ownership, so that they are run not for profit for a few, but in the interests of the majority of working people and of society.”

      Because communist countries have been responsible for so much innovation over the years…

    2. Pat

      The solution is in no way to turn away from technological innovation, the logic of economies of scale, or ease of access to goods and services. Instead, we need to unionize, and to take these behemoths into democratic public ownership, so that they are run not for profit for a few, but in the interests of the majority of working people and of society.

      Communism is always one big technological revolution away from finally ending scarcity and becoming a viable economic system.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Funny how they can’t seem to get there on their own.

      2. R C Dean

        Instead, we need to unionize, and to take these behemoths into democratic public ownership,

        Nationalizing the tech companies. Well, that will certainly solve the “too much prosperity” problem.

        This gem jumped out at me (not a quote from the socialist nutter):

        What we’re really missing is a place for a fiscally responsible, moderate progressive Democrat. … There’s a lot of those people here, and they’re people who totally understand how to run a small business or a union or their own budget at home.

        I doubt you could fill a Starbucks in Seattle with “fiscally responsible, moderate progressive” Democrats. And I would bet strongly that the ones you found wouldn’t have a clue about running a small business. I find it the mention of unions in that sentence to be interesting, as well. These people live in a truly strange and wonderful land.

        1. “Fiscally responsible” and “moderate” are mutually exclusive with “progressive”.

        2. invisible finger

          “Nationalizing the tech companies. Well, that will certainly solve the “too much prosperity” problem. ”

          The anti-trust shackles slapped on IBM and Xerox 60 years ago comes to mind.

    3. Raston Bot

      i wonder if her family owns any apartments in India but keep them empty year round b/c India’s rent control laws are batshit insane.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        The Soviets really did a number on India. I doubt they’ll ever get over it.

    4. wdalasio

      Here’s the thing, though – I can only spare Amazon so much sympathy. Sawant isn’t exactly being oblique about her aims. In fact, I’d say she’s being pretty damned blunt about what she wants to do. So, why the hell is Jeff Bezos staying in Seattle? Does he think these people are just a passing fad? At this point, my first, last and intermediate priority would be to empty out my Seattle offices and move operations somewhere where I don’t have to worry about keeping my company.

      1. invisible finger

        Are you the last person to hear about Amazon’s HQ2?

        1. wdalasio

          HQ2 is way too low-ball for the stakes. He needs to move HQ1

          1. invisible finger

            Give him credit for doing the exact opposite of what Sears tried.

          2. Pope Jimbo

            I think HQ2 is cover for them moving HQ1. All this shit will do is make them put a bid out for HQ3.

            To avoid the mob though, I think Seattle will never be told that Ark Fleet Ship B HQ1 has been replaced.

      2. Gadfly

        Very true. If he likes Washington, he should move to a suburb, or maybe buy a ranch/farm and found his own city. It’s not like Amazon has a majority of its infrastructure in Seattle, so what’s tying them there?

    5. C. Anacreon

      In Seattle, our movements need to continue to build the fight to end homelessness, make housing affordable for all, and fully fund social services.”

      What she’s not revealing, I can almost be certain because I know west coast city budgets in general, is that the lion’s share of the city budget already goes for social services and programs for the homeless. But again with the totally-untrue canard that the noble homeless are only living in tents and shitting on the sidewalk because they’ve been priced out of investing in the local real estate market.

      If the socialists did take over, though, everyone would be equally poor, but she’s right, there’d be no more of the tent cities. That’s because they’d take all those types of homeless individuals out back and shoot them.

  15. Pan Zagloba

    Florida Woman, please do not mix 4Loco, methadone, and child care.

    Let’s not be hasty, I know parents who would consider those ingredients but in possibly different ratios and situations.

  16. Pat

    CRISPR DNA editing may cause serious genetic damage, researchers warn

    CRISPR-Cas9, the gene-editing tool that is currently the darling of biotech and many other fields, may not be quite as miraculous as early tests suggested. A new study finds that what scientists thought of as a scalpel may be more like a felling axe, causing damage hundreds of times what was previously observed.

    Nobody tell Ron Bailey. He’s liable to stroke out and lose the deposit on his cryonics.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Worked for me.

      *scratches ass with third arm*

      1. Raston Bot

        i had mixed results.

        *cautiously pets dog with poisonous bite*

      2. Tres Cool

        You use yours to SCRATCH?
        Why, now I can use both hands on the keyboard….

        1. Well, for poor scruffy, the arm isn’t positioned where it can reach to be useful…

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            It’s great for an itchy taint though.

          2. Bobarian LMD

            I find that the 2nd set of balls are why my taint itches so much.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Bigotry, ableism, and hate speech will also be met with immediate bans.

    *pre-emptively bans self from reddit*

  18. Raston Bot

    the SALT workaround “solutions” sound expensive and painful to implement..

    https://www.lexology.com/library/detail.aspx?g=796f2d3e-eda2-4e32-a73f-f415834f5f90

    On July 3, 2018, the New York State Department of Taxation and Finance issued a Technical Services Bureau Memorandum (TSB-M-18(1) ECEP) regarding the implementation of the recently enacted Employer Compensation Expense Program (Part MM of Chapter 59 of the Laws of 2018; Tax Law Article 24, Sections 850-857, 606(ccc), 171-a).

    The Employer Compensation Expense Tax (ECET) was enacted as a ‘work around’ to deal with the limitation on the deductibility of state and local taxes that came with the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act (TCJA). The ECET is an optional tax beginning Jan. 1, 2019, for employers paying annual wages in excess of $40,000 for each employee who elect to participate. If an employer elects to pay this tax, a credit will be available to the employee, reducing the employee’s New York personal income tax, thereby mitigating the effect of the federal SALT limitation.

    1. It’s basically a payroll tax.

      The addiction to government money is a far bigger problem than the opioid “crisis”.

      1. THIS. THIS. THIS.

    2. R C Dean

      The ECET is an optional tax beginning Jan. 1, 2019, for employers paying annual wages in excess of $40,000 for each employee who elect to participate. If an employer elects to pay this tax, a credit will be available to the employee, reducing the employee’s New York personal income tax, thereby mitigating the effect of the federal SALT limitation.

      Hilarious. I wonder how many employers are going to sign up to increase their tax burden, without offsetting it with reductions in the pay of their employees. And how many employees are going to sign up for it. Let’s scenario this, keeping mind that the new cap is $10K on all state and local taxes, including property taxes.

      Let’s say you make $250K, and your NY income tax is $15,000. You are a renter, so you don’t pay deductible property taxes. Without the SALT cap, you could deduct another $5,000 from your federal taxes, with a value of @ $1,500.

      Not being sure exactly how the ECET tax works, let’s say the employer only pays taxes on your behalf above $10K (the SALT cap). So, for this guy, its a $5,000 payment by his employer that he gets a credit for, knocking his state taxes down to $10K. If his employer doesn’t cut his pay, he’s $5,000 ahead (his NY taxes are reduced by $5K, and his federal taxes are unchanged), but his employer is $5,000 behind. If the employer doesn’t participate, then the employer breaks even, and the employee is $1,500 behind. Why would an employer spend $5K to deliver a $1,500 benefit to an employee? Why not just give the employee a raise to cover their higher federal taxes, if you feel compelled to do something. Even grossed up, it would be less than $5K (my rule of thumb is that grossing up for taxes doubles the payout, but there’s probably a real number out there somewhere).

      I can’t imagine a scenario where it would make sense for an employer to opt in to this. It may be the stupidest possible way to try to offset a change in federal tax law.

      1. R C Dean

        I think I mangled that.

        If his employer doesn’t cut his pay, he’s $5,000 $6,500ahead (his NY taxes are reduced by $5K, and his federal taxes are unchanged reduced by $1,500), but his employer is $5,000 behind.

        So, assuming no pay cut, the employer will be spending $5K to deliver a $6,500 benefit to the employee. Might not be a bad way to give raises to people, but if that $5K in ECET is on top of what they would otherwise make, its a bad deal for the employer because of the option to give a raise to cover the $1500 in taxes.

        Employees might be willing to take a pay cut. Your pay is cut $5,000, the employer breaks even, you break even because you owe $5,000 less in state taxes, and you save $1,500 in federal taxes.

        So, it may not be as dumb as I thought. OTOH, I can easily see the feds treating the $5K in ECET payments as income to the employee, since it is effectively paying taxes on the employee’s behalf.

      2. invisible finger

        What if your employer is New York City, or the Teacher’s Union? It’s a whole new incentive to cry poor.

      3. Gustave Lytton

        If his employer doesn’t cut his pay, he’s $5,000 ahead (his NY taxes are reduced by $5K, and his federal taxes are unchanged

        Until the Feds deem this a taxable benefit, and I would be very surprised if they didn’t.

        1. invisible finger

          Not taking is giving?

          If the employee comes out keeping more of what he earned, the only difference is a business is paying the state tax instead of an individual. If SALT isn’t capped for businesses, then the Feds will balk because it will reduce their revenue as the states have moved themselves to the front of the line for business taxes. The Feds will then cap SALT deductions at ZERO, for individuals and businesses. Any business in a competitive industry will leave a high tax locale, and there will be little incentive for individuals to remain, thus eliminating any need for a business to “locate where the skilled workers are”.

          In Chicago, the recent trend is for suburban companies to move into the city. Ignored in the trend is the entir reason these companies move to the suburbs in the first place – the city enacted a payroll head tax in the early 1960’s. In five years most of the largest employers opened suburban campuses and gradually phased out their city locations. Sears was one of the last to do so, in part because they already had begun work on the tower. But even Sears had enough and had to threaten their way out of their tax burden. I really don’t see a revised version of a payroll head tax as having different effects than before.

      4. My understanding is that technically your wages would be going down by the amount of whatever tax the employer is paying. Or something.

        Cuomo is just trying to avoid the consequences of overtaxing New Yorkers. Which is why he’s also coming up with shit like suing the Supreme Court should they overturn Roe v. Wade, or the special session I mentioned in the dead thread. (New York legalized abortion on demand before 24 weeks back in 1970. A repeal of Roe v. Wade wouldn’t change that.)

        1. R C Dean

          My understanding is that technically your wages would be going down by the amount of whatever tax the employer is paying.

          So, an employer opting in has to cut wages by the amount of the ECET they pay? That won’t be hard to administer or anything. And, it reduces the total tax collections by the state, since your total tax liability goes down as your wages go down.

          And if this is the case, it makes the case for the feds to tax the ECET as deemed income even stronger, since that makes the ECET effectively nothing more than an increase in state tax withholding.

  19. Pan Zagloba

    OT (somewhat)

    gbob, I listened to this week’s podcast and it was awesome. I love how Barbara reacted to the classic Spidey stories, since he’s a hero near and dear to my heart. Unlike you, however, I tried Slott’s run (Spider-Verse intro and the whole thing) and ugh, I couldn’t bear it.

    I was kicking myself when I heard you solicited listeners for suggested reading. If you’re wondering what Tom deFalco wanted to do with Peter’s and MJ’s daughter (I believe official line is she’s dead, the thing snuck from hospital was real Aunt May, because they needed to undo one of the most emotional moments in the series), can you post the show email here and I can hook you up with my favorite American comic series of all time 🙂

    1. Still need pics of Barbara.

        1. gbob

          Not the most flattering picture!

    2. Did you see folks recommending Kim and Kim? Please don’t let Barbara read those or she’ll never pick up another comic.

      1. Pan Zagloba

        Sometimes things are so bad they are good. Let the gal experience the joy of Full Visagio.

      2. gbob

        We already plan on hating it!

    3. gbob

      Thanks, man.

      I dunno. I liked Slott’s run. He had some real moments, and I agree with Barbara. 801 is one of the finer spidey stories ever.

      Are you talking about the great Spider-Girl series? Yeah. May Parker is incredible. Shame she never got a fair run. Don’t think you can really do an alternative universe and still get readers. Those things are doomed to fail. Too bad.

      I also wish I could have gotten into it. By the time we hit the nineties series, I realized just how fucking long we were running.

      1. Pan Zagloba

        Yes, Spider-Girl (the real one), and I think 149 issues over 12 years is a fair run, given the readership for the most of it. And the fact that Tom deFalco wrote all of them. Hell, that thing was great if you’re a Spider-fan, and you want to see Peter catch a break.

        I guess my problem with Slott was that I went into his run because I heard May was coming into the Spider-Verse crossover, so I wanted the background and it was pretty meh. Then he upends her world and leaves her on the sidelines to literally babysit while other characters go and have adventures. deFalco actually had a small story in ancillary series where he basically said “my May is somewhere out there, not here”. So I wasn’t enticed to keep reading and, well, I had 60 years of Marvel Comics to catch up on (say what you will, Marvel Unlimited is insane value).

        Slott did do a great job on Renew Your Wovs miniseries – another alt-universe married Parkers have a super-power daughter. It was latter spun into an ongoing written by Gerry Conway, which was pretty good.

  20. The perfect gun if you’ve got 5 grand burning a hole in your pocket.

    https://www.shootingillustrated.com/articles/2018/7/12/review-nemo-arms-omen-rifle-in-300-win-mag/

    It would be cool to have one of these… but expensive.

    1. Drake

      Impressive but not paying that kind of money for direct-gas-impingement.

    2. Raston Bot

      proprietary brake, “IonBond” heavy barrel. still not seeing the value to justify MSRP $5700.

    3. mexican sharpshooter

      Is that the one machined from titanium? Can’t access GUNZ at work…

      1. Machined from a petrified unicorn penis. That’s why it’s so expensive.

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          I recall Nemo having some notoriety for using exotic materials and pushing the limits of the AR platform. Seems legit.

    4. If I have five grand burning a hole in my pocket, I’m going to put that towards a serbu 50 BMG semi-automatic.

    5. Count Potato

      You can build an AR-30 for way less than $5K.

    6. R C Dean

      Love me the .300 WIn Mag. That big case full of slow-burning powder makes for nicer recoil, and makes different rounds shoot more consistently – in my experience, .300s aren’t nearly as picky about what they shoot as rounds with short cases full of hot powder.

      I have a weakness for tarted-up tacticool guns, I admit. I like, but I already have a very accurate .300 bolt action (sub-MOA, ten consecutive rounds covered by a quarter at 100 yards), and even at 1/4 the price couldn’t see buying one.

    7. If I pay $5k for a rifle, it better be a gorgeous masterpiece of blued steel, engraving and fine walnut. That thing’s just plain ugly.

  21. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Some addicts check out and a NC town decides to violate everyone’s rights by monitoring sewage:

    https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/north-carolina/articles/2018-07-17/north-carolina-city-to-check-wastewater-for-opioid-use?int=undefined-rec

    Sounds like a really, and I mean really, stupid idea to me.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      An idea that’s long overdue…

    1. Pan Zagloba

      Update: July 17, 2018

      On Tuesday, Mayor Emanuel’s former boss, President Obama, said that a universal income should be part of the political conversation.

      Of course he did. So dreamy.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Anything to make his over rated ass look good.

        1. Gadfly

          He’s the epitome of the “idea fairy”, the guy who flits around distributing “great” ideas but never bothering to consider implementation, let alone doing any of the work.

          1. Rufus the Monocled

            Or worry about the unintended consequences.

            How guys like him get respect; let alone elected to the highest office in the word is beyond me.

      2. B.P.

        Okay, let’s have a conversation about universal basic income…. no.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          Whitey will pay for it. They owe it to humanity.

  22. KSuellington

    California has a rental housing shortage. Don’t worry, the Dems have a solution to it! Price controls, they have simply got to work this time!

    https://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/California-rent-control-ballot-measure-wins-13082331.php?t=52b9e773ea

    1. NYC is trying to cap security deposits.

      1. KSuellington

        NYC actually has a more ridiculous rent control ordinance than SF which is really hard to accomplish. Rent control in SF is not even the worst of the landlord/tenant laws. Here adults are not allowed to enter into a contract to rent for a specified period of time. Well, technically you can write it up but it isn’t worth jack shit. I found this out when I wanted to rent a fixer upper I had for just 1-2 years. I was told that having a tenant in the house would lower its value by 50-80k. I couldn’t take that risk so it sat empty for a year.

        1. Semi-Spartan Dad

          I’m sure you could have found a Tony or Paulie to help “encourage” the tenant to move when the time came. Seems like a tailor-made job for them.

          Hundreds of guys depended on Paulie and he got a piece of everything they made. And it was tribute, just like in the old country, except they were doing it here in America. And all they got from Paulie was protection from other guys looking to rip them off. And that’s what it’s all about. That’s what the FBI could never understand. That what Paulie and the organization does is offer protection for people who can’t go to the cops. That’s it. That’s all. They’re like the police department for wiseguys.
          -Goodfellas

          1. Semi-Spartan Dad

            Interesting times we live in that the regulatory state starts making something like this actually seem like a rational option for your average joe.

          2. Rufus the Monocled

            I know for a fact that happens.

            People will find ways to mete out justice in the face of laws that favour one side too much.

    2. Raston Bot

      Developers and real estate agents found an ally in a group that could help them cut into progressive support for the measure, when the California NAACP announced last week that it opposed Prop. 10.

      “It will make affordable rental housing even more scarce than it is today, widening the gap between our state’s haves and have-nots,” California NAACP President Alice Huffman said in a statement. “We need to increase the availability of affordable housing targeted to those most in need — but this initiative is the wrong approach that will only make the problem worse.”

    1. I seem to recall the studies that showed married couples were healthier and lived longer.

      Let me guess, it’s all meta-analysis of statistical data, so the authors decided to write a study denigrating marriage and worked the numbers to get the result.

      1. C. Anacreon

        Lies, damned lies and meta-analyses.

  23. RAHeinlein

    Good news for non-profits:

    Presidents swear an oath to “protect and defend the Constitution,” and that includes guarding against restrictions on political speech. So congratulations to Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin and Acting IRS Commissioner David Kautter for advancing that cause on the controversial issue of donor privacy.

    Treasury announced Monday evening that the Internal Revenue Service will no longer require most 501(c) organizations to include donor names and addresses on their tax Form 990 Schedule B. Nonprofits have had to divulge those sensitive details for donations above $5,000. From now on, only 501(c)(3)s that receive a tax deductible benefit will have to provide such donor information. This new IRS revenue procedure will exempt some 45,000 nonprofits from the reporting rule, including unions and social-welfare groups.

    Donor names are supposed to remain private, but the government has inadvertently revealed donor lists. IRS employees also used donor-information demands as part of their harassment of Tea Party organizations during the Obama Administration. State Attorneys General have even sought to require nonprofits to release Schedule B details to state regulators, with a goal of requiring public disclosure that could tee up donors for political harassment—a threat to free speech. The new IRS policy means states won’t be able to exploit this donor information as easily.

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/an-irs-advance-for-speech-privacy-1531783998?mod=hp_opin_pos3

    1. It wasn’t inadvertent.

    2. R C Dean

      only 501(c)(3)s that receive a tax deductible benefit will have to provide such donor information.

      I’m a lawyer for a 501(c)(3), and I have no idea what this means.

    1. whiz

      I;m still trying to figure out how a judge could demand that the families be reunited. I thought the law required the separation in some instances due to different time scales in handing the adults and the children.

    2. R C Dean

      Well, some judge or other said they couldn’t keep them in detention for longer than a certain time period.

      Another judge says they can’t deport them (I can’t imagine what the purported legal basis is for that).

      One way or the other, the judiciary is going to get their catch and release program for Central American peasants.

  24. Pope Jimbo

    Speaking of bad moms, this story seems suspect to me. But I know nothing about drugs, so no idea if there is even a bit of truth to the claim.

    A 30-year-old woman with a painkiller addiction has been accused of killing her 11-week-old son with a lethal mix of drugs in her breast milk.

    Samantha Jones was charged Friday with criminal homicide in the April 2 death of her baby.

    An autopsy found the baby died from a combination of methadone, amphetamine and methamphetamine, the Bucks County District Attorney’s office said in a statement.

    1. Well, if the cops can become addicted from third-hand opioids….

    2. I first read that as 11-year-old son.

    1. kinnath

      Kathy Griffin II

      I hope the owner enjoys talking with the Secret Service.

    2. A rodeo clown should try that.

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      I would love to know more about this.

      Seems like they removed it and moved out.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Instead, we need to unionize, and to take these behemoths into democratic public ownership, so that they are run not for profit for a few, but in the interests of the majority of working people and of society.

    I am fully willing to agree there is a lot that’s fucked up about corporate governance, these days, but I do not foresee success for her preferred alternative. In fact, that sounds like a recipe for unmitigated disaster.

    1. creech

      “we need to unionize, and to take these behemoths into democratic public ownership”
      Molon labe, motherfucker.

    2. wdalasio

      but I do not foresee success for her preferred alternative. In fact, that sounds like a recipe for unmitigated disaster.

      Even for them. That’s what idiots like Sawant ignore. There’s a reason corporate execs are at the high end of the economic pyramid. They have a skillset that is relatively rare and absolutely necessary for running a large-scale enterprise. Even in her little socialist utopia, a guy with a skill-set like Jeff Bezos is going to be the guy running the distribution network. And, odds are, in a system run by the ruthless exercise of power, it’s going to be a guy who is a much, much, much bigger prick than Bezos.

  26. The Other Kevin

    Having an interesting text conversation with Mrs. TOK. There are all kinds of hickeys on our 17 year old after her visit to her boyfriend’s house last night. We are wondering why this generation of kids seems to not have the sense to cover their tracks, or at least not do anything that leaves evidence. My oldest was that way, too. She’d spend all her money on junk food but wasn’t smart enough to hide the wrappers at the bottom of the trash can outside. These kids are really lacking some basic life skills.

    1. Have there been any repercussions for these children over their actions? Operant conditioning still works.

    2. As long as you’re not finding positive pregnancy tests in the trash all is well.

      1. The Other Kevin

        Haven’t found one of those, but once our oldest left a receipt for one in her room. It was from the dollar store.

    3. invisible finger

      Have you checked her facebook page yet?

      1. The Other Kevin

        She doesn’t have one. In answer to UnCivil, this one is banned from social media due to repeatedly misusing it. So yes, we aren’t shy about repercussions. At the very least she’s not allowed to be at the boyfriend’s house anymore.

        1. RAHeinlein

          Aside from the hickeys, did she break some other rule related to her boyfriend (e.g. stayed out too late, wasn’t supposed to be there, lied, no kissing/touching allowed, etc.)?

        2. The Other Kevin

          She isn’t supposed to be unsupervised with her boyfriend, i.e. alone in his room with the door closed. We do not allow that at our house, but apparently nobody’s watching at his house.

          1. invisible finger

            Is she going to college?

          2. The Other Kevin

            She’ll be a senior in high school this year, so still under mom and dad’s roof and rules.

          3. Rufus the Monocled

            I am so not looking forward to my daughter dating boys.

            She already had a *boyfriend*. Jewish no less. Anyone around here Jewish?

          4. Your daughter the shiksa.

          5. JaimeRoberto

            She must have shiksappeal.

          6. B.P.

            Maybe they were making out in front of her boyfriend’s parents.

  27. Michael

    “Kim seems to believe his country will be able to keep the balance between openness and internal reform only after improving its economic competitiveness. Thus he mentioned both severe punishment and encouragement during his field guidance trips,” Yang Moo-jin, a professor of the University of North Korean Studies, told South Korea’s Yonhap News Agency.

    For punishment, they beat you with the stick. For encouragement, they beat you with the carrot.

    1. The really bad ones got the wet noodle.

    2. Mustang

      I snorted coffee out my nose, thanks.

    3. Gustave Lytton

      Unless the harvest is lousy, in which case they’ll have to use a rock for both.

    4. The Bearded Hobbit

      For punishment, they beat you with the stick. For encouragement, they beat you with the carrot.

      That may be the perfect description of power I’ve ever heard. Thank you.

      … Hobbit

  28. mexican sharpshooter

    Sure, I just repeating my post from the dead thread, but….John Stossel really did get better looking.

    1. Chipwooder

      Now THAT’S the way to transition successfully.

    2. Gustave Lytton

      It takes a long time for some scars to heal.

    3. B.P.

      So, plastic straws are bad because they go up turtle’s noses? Can our resident lizard hip us to this reptilian cocaine problem? Also, more from Ethan Bearman:

      “Plastic doesn’t actually biodegrade.”

      Everything is biodegradable; Ethan Bearman is just impatient.

      1. JaimeRoberto

        With all the pharmaceuticals in the water turning the frogs gay you’d think that turtles wouldn’t need straws to take their drugs.

    4. Banned

      There’s no bigger turn-off to a cause or policy than seeing a video of smug celebrities reading scripted sermons and regurgitating words emphatically.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Good news for non-profits:

    That’s weird. The headline I saw earlier said something like, “Victory for Dark Money!”

  30. Pope Jimbo

    I hope this Minnesoda caregiver gets out before I need a caregiver to change my diapers. She sounds like someone I’d employ when I have one foot in the grave.

    An Inver Grove Heights woman has been charged with the neglect of a vulnerable adult after she allowed a disabled man in her care to consume alcohol, resulting in his death.

    On Aug. 5, 2017, Taylor Elaine Wellman, 24, arrived an hour late for her shift caring for a 19-year-old man with muscular dystrophy. The man uses a wheelchair, weighs about 84 pounds and requires 24-hour care.

    Around 7:30 p.m., Wellman bought two six-packs of bottled beer and took her charge to a party in Vermillion Township, police said.

    1. A Leap at the Wheel

      Does muscular dystrophy reduce mental capacity? If not, I hope someone on her jury get one of those fully informed juror pamphlets from those ‘lets educate citizens’ rapscalians.

  31. Pope Jimbo

    Fuck, this is great. But it also sucks.

    Glad that a real asshole has been caught. Sucks because stories like this are being used to convince people that only serial murderers have anything to fear from a national DNA database.

    Documents show that the arrest was not the result of intense media attention over the years — the case was featured twice on America’s Most Wanted as well as a 2016 episode of Crime Watch Daily — nor the repeated pleas for information that followed the 30th anniversary of Tinsley’s death last April. Once again, the cold case was cracked thanks to the dramatic scientific breakthrough pairing forensic DNA with genealogical research.

    The new science has led to a run of cold case arrests, including the prosecution of alleged Golden State Killer Joseph James DeAngelo and an arrest in the 1992 murder of Pennsylvania schoolteacher Christy Mirack. Court records indicate the Tinsley break came thanks to Parabon NanoLabs, the Reston, Virginia-based company at the center of many of the recent cold case arrests.

    I have a feeling that principled libertarians are not going to make more friends when they oppose expanding DNA databases.

    1. mexican sharpshooter

      friends

      What are those?

      1. Tres Cool

        You only need to ask Whodini .

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Why would you oppose more safety and security?

      /bootlicker

    3. Pope Jimbo

      Speaking of bad privacy news….

      Minnesoda rolls out its new improved driver’s licenses! Now we will be compliant with the Real ID act. Woohoo!

      Our only hope now to delay this BS is if the progs freak out over the cultural appropriation of using a canoe on the license. But I’m sure I’m worrying about nothing. How can anyone be concerned when Mr. Friendly from the government says this:

      “We did this to make sure that the card not only complied with national standards, but that it’s useful to many different partners,” said Dawn Olson, director of Minnesota’s Driver and Vehicle Services.

      Why is it not racist to demand an ID to go into a govt building or get on a plane, but it is to vote? Why do the progs never flip out about the crazy paranoid shit that bothers me?

  32. Tres Cool

    By the by, I know you cant vote with a felony conviction, but can you still run for council in St. Paul?

    1. Mustang

      And even if you can, can you vote while serving on the city council?

      *Scratches chin*

    2. Count Potato

      So where is the pic?

    1. Winston

      Trump is just blowing in the wind…

    2. CampingInYourPark

      Pitiful. He should have just agreed that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction and let it be.

      1. Winston

        Can’t take away the celebrity developer out of the man…

  33. KibbledKristen

    Turns out Seb Gorkha my boss was on the teevee during the HR derby. During the player intros.

    1. mexican sharpshooter

      You work for John McCain?

      1. KibbledKristen

        Even I have standards!

        (my boss looks just like Gorkha, and we work very close to the White House, so he often gets dirty looks when we’re walking to lunch outside the office)

        1. B.P.

          Why aren’t these scowlers following standard operating procedure: Follow the two of you to lunch and then scream slogans at you in the restaurant while you’re seated?

        2. mexican sharpshooter

          Does he have Gorkha’s magnificent voice?

  34. Grumbletarian

    “Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs,” said Ocasio-Cortez.

    AMERICANS ARE STEALING THEIR OWN JOBS!

  35. Tres Cool

    CaliforniaCouple tries to attract the attention of FloridaMan™ with fire truck.

  36. Michael

    “Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs,” said Ocasio-Cortez. This prosperity is killing us! Right and nobody goes to the popular restaurants, they’re too crowded.

    Rico’s comment on this subject is absolutely top-shelf:

    https://twitter.com/robbysoave/status/1019328604080132096

    1. Tres Cool

      For some reason, I suspect that she can change a tire though.

      1. You just wanna change her tire IYKWIMAITYD.

        1. Tres Cool

          I dunno…she’s attractive, but….those eyes belong to someone that I dont need to be sticking anything in.

    2. R C Dean

      Well, she’s not wrong. Capitalism hasn’t always existed in the world. Capitalism requires a surplus after consumption that can be used to build better ways to make stuff. Pre-agricultural societies likely weren’t capitalist, but I suspect that every agricultural society had people who accumulated surpluses through trade and used them to build better ways to make stuff.

  37. Winston

    Zardoz or Point Blank?

    1. WRONG. Running Man.

      1. Good god Q that may be the worst movie related opinion since the entire OMWC Jaws fiasco.

        1. Sleepless in Seattle speaks to me.

          1. Youngblood is a better hockey movie than Slapshot.

          2. *patiently waits for Tundra and Mike S to show up*

          3. *drops gloves*

        2. Winston

          I do find interesting that OMWC was saying this a year before he claiming to have watched Jaws:

          https://glibertarians.com/2017/03/reviews-youll-never-use-house/?highlight=jaws

          The fact that you’d even mention hack cinema like “Jaws” tells me that sloopy and FdA’s retardation is contagious.

          https://glibertarians.com/2017/03/tuesday-morning-links-3/?highlight=jaws

          Jaws synopsis: “Look at that big fucking fish bite someone!”
          I suppose if drooling retardation is your lifestyle, you could be entertained by that for two hours.

      2. Winston

        I was comparing John Boorman movies…

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Running_Man_(1987_film)

        In 2017, after a worldwide economic collapse, the United States has become a totalitarian police state, censoring all cultural activity. The U.S. government pacifies the populace by broadcasting game shows where convicted criminals fight for their lives, including the gladiator-style The Running Man, hosted by the ruthless Damon Killian, where “runners” attempt to evade “stalkers”, armed mercenaries, around a large arena, and near-certain death for a chance to be pardoned by the state.

        OMG they predicted Trump!

        1. Oh shit! you were serious. Lee ‘Fucking’ Marvin kicking ass pisses upon Sean ‘Look I’m in a onesie’ Connery from a great height. You ask a lot of stupid questions but this may be your magnum opus.

          1. Winston

            One movie created a contributor for this site while the other didn’t.

            How can Walker kick ass when he is dead?

            I think Marvin smashed that guy’s balls in the night club:
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=301Qqvfy5fg

          2. Winston

            The Real Question is: How much Coke was John Boorman snorting?

    2. ZARDOZ

      ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS MOVIE QUESTIONING CHOSEN ONE.

      WATCH ZARDOZ!

      ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

  38. Winston

    You which other New York party thought the rent was too damn high?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Rent_War

    1. Gustave Lytton

      NY state: 200+ years of thuggery to steal private property.

  39. The DNC better put a muzzle on this chick if they want to have any chance at winning the House.

    https://pjmedia.com/trending/socialist-democrat-superstar-ocasio-cortez-calls-for-occupation-of-airports-we-have-to-mobilize/

    Of course I say: More, more, more! She needs more exposure!

    1. Tres Cool

      I can see a susbstantial number of her supporters following her direction and it ending very badly.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        She’s the new direction of the party it seems. Didn’t Cali just sell out Feinstein for a considerably more radical lefty?

    2. B.P.

      “We need to occupy every airport. We need to occupy every border. We need to occupy every ICE office until those kids are back with their parents, period.”

      [Psst. Don’t tell her the length of the country’s borders]

      “Watch the video below for the entire, lengthy interview. The “occupy” comments begin at around the 52-minute mark.”

      This shit goes on for hours!?

      1. R C Dean

        This shit goes on for hours!?

        Villains always monologue about their plans for world domination.

        Commies seem to have a bad case of it, though. They are famous for giving speeches that go on for hours and hours.

        1. Mojeaux

          +1 John Galt.

        2. Mad Scientist

          They just need to get their message out there better, because the people are uneducated. THEN the people will know what’s best for them.

  40. KibbledKristen

    Motherfuckers are still skiing at Copper. Fuck you!

    1. People hitchhike to the top of Loveland Pass and ski until September, sometimes straight through if there’s enough snow. You gotta move here KK, we need more good people. There’s a big FedGov presence, you should be able to transfer.

      1. KibbledKristen

        I have one colleague that works offsite, so I plan to negotiate a move once I’m there for a few years. I’m a contractor, so I have more flexibility and mobility than a Fedgov employee.

      2. KibbledKristen

        The tradeoff, of course, is not being plugged into the day-to-day office shit. It can lead to paranoia. But my boss is great at including the offsite dude. But it’s still tough.

    2. B.P.

      We have the lowest snowpack in decades, so the July skiing ain’t great this year.

      1. KibbledKristen

        The key is you have July skiing

  41. Fascism: “a form of radical authoritarian ultranationalism, characterized by dictatorial power, forcible suppression of opposition and control of industry and commerce[…]fascists believe that liberal democracy is obsolete and they regard the complete mobilization of society under a totalitarian one-party state as necessary to prepare a nation for armed conflict and to respond effectively to economic difficulties”

    This is from Wiki, itself a fairly lefty outlet. The only part here that Trump seems to characterize is the nationalism and, to less of an extent, control of industry and commerce through tariffs. Everything else is much more Left-Democrat:

    Authoritarian? Check
    Suppression of Opposition? Check
    Control of Industry and Commerce? Check
    One-Party State? Check

    I really struggle to see the distinction between Communism and Fascism.

    1. R C Dean

      A couple of things:

      (1) The (formal) ultranationalism. Back in the day, the Communists were all about exporting communism (international socialism). The fascists were focussed on getting socialism in their own country.

      (2) The fascists were also more open to leaving some industries with private ownership, while the commies tended to go full nationalization.

      1. Creosote Achilles

        D’oh.

    2. Creosote Achilles

      Commies are usually globalists, Fascists are nationalists. Otherwise, same-same.

    3. Winston

      Mussolini was a disgruntled Socialist, back when the Italian Socialist Party was still Marxist, after all…

      1. tarran

        What’s hilarious is that the second-largest cohort of anti-fa consists of syndicalists (after the anarcho-communists). Mussolini was a syndicalist, and basically implemented as much of it as he could get away with in Italy.

        And thus it’s actually pretty easy to get anti-fa guys agreeing with Mussolini in debates. Then you do the reveal. Then they block you on social media. And you realize you just wasted fifteen minutes of your life.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          If he hadn’t sided with that moustache guy they’d be publicly singing his praises right now.

          1. C. Anacreon

            Just had dinner with three lefty friends last week. They all said they had no problem with Antifa because all they were doing was attacking fascists, who deserve it. They all agreed Antifa should be considered “the good guys”.

            They also were dumbfounded when I said the NY Times was biased. Did I not know that it’s the newspaper of record?

        2. ZARDOZ

          ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN MUSSOLINI REMEMBERING ONE.

          EVEN ZARDOZ ENVIED HIS CHIN…

          ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

    4. Rufus the Monocled

      The color?

  42. KibbledKristen

    WHo knew marshmallow Fluff was such an international phenomenon? (TW: Buzzfeed. But not political)

  43. Tres Cool

    Brett, Mr. Lizard, et al….I need to know if this qualifies her for official FloridaWoman® status.

  44. Gilmore

    For people who care about the “are immigrants a net-positive” debate

    https://twitter.com/ZachG932/status/1019280810913001472

    very good thread there. its a summary/review of George Borjas’ ‘We Wanted Workers’ book. he provides a pretty good roundup of the data & arguments

    1. Gilmore

      +for my own part, i take no particular side on the topic

      some people think its not a question of any utilitarian, realpolitik interest at all: we should welcome all comers no matter what, on principle, whether its for the good or not. and i share some of that.

      some people think its purely a matter of economics, and if they’re a net+, then Yay, if they are a net -, then Boo. I also understand and find some of that compelling

      (in general, my own work on consumer-markets has influenced this and i think there are solid arguments that America Needs Babies – not just workers – and that one of the worst things that could happen to the US would be some sort of ZPG stagnation a la Europe; on the other hand, the mistaken belief that mere-babies + new taxpayers will forever keep the bill for deficit spending from ever coming due may be the source of our undoing. there’s no easy answer)

      1. Count Potato

        Did you see my reply from last night? Only asking because it was kind of long, and you might be the only here who would care to read it.

        1. Gilmore

          hm, re: what? the ‘clave’ thing?

          1. Count Potato

            Yes.

          2. Gilmore

            -i read your last remark on the topic, but i began to lose the plot and couldn’t really make out what we were discussing anymore. (* i had a few drinks in me myself, was tired)

            i thought the gist was that you thought traditional latin structures made for better music; mine wasn’t disagreeing, but just pointing out that most 60s-70s jazz+ latin type music followed pop song structures

            (e.g. verse, chorus, verse, chorus, bridge, chorus out sort of thing, rather than evenly divided rhythmic sections)

            if there’s any follow on thought re: the topic, i think EDM/dance music has probably served to make more-cyclical arrangements more popular. Tho… even that stuff? has its own formulae, with ‘buildups and drops’ and other structural cues that borrow from Pop arrangement

      2. SoberPhobic

        Crime: Juan gets his 2nd dui and a week later he’s now jose…rinse and repeat
        2nd gen: Being low income they end up in “bad areas”and have children, who then
        get into gangs.
        ESL: Can’t go on forever (meaning a kid from 1st to 12th grade)

        I worked at a currency exchange and met alot of illegals. have no problem with most.

        1. R C Dean

          I’ve met my share of illegals, too. Most were, what’s the phrase? Oh, yeah, “good people”.

          I’ve also lived in communities with large embedded populations of illegals. Their neighborhoods are typically not neighborhoods you want anywhere near where you live. Its kind of a conundrum, for me, but I think it shows that you can’t evaluate immigration solely on an individual basis – people form communities, and if the communities they form aren’t copacetic, well . . . .

          Its why I’m a high fence, wide gate guy. I struggle mightily, though, with how to run the gate to achieve its proper goal: making America a better place for Americans.

      3. Chipwooder

        I do think culture plays a role, though. You do need some kind of common culture in a multiethnic society like this, and that’s the point at which I part company with more doctrinaire libertarians. Seems to me that immigration should be in cycles, slowing at times to allow for greater assimilation.

    2. Many of these problems disappear with no welfare state.

      1. Gilmore

        best of luck w/ that.

    3. R C Dean

      are immigrants a net-positive

      Doesn’t it depend on the immigrants? And the country they emigrate to?

      Skimming the social/economic/intellectual cream from another country – highly likely to be a positive.

      Taking in uneducated, low-skill people – maybe a positive, if your country has a shortage of low-skill laborers.

      The economic impact is only part of the equation, in my mind. I’m also interested in assimilation. I want immigration to mean more Americans, not pockets of Americans balkanized with pockets of other countries/cultures.

      we should welcome all comers no matter what, on principle, whether its for the good or not

      Sorry, can’t go there. We should not welcome all comers if doing so makes this a worse country to live in.

      1. Gilmore

        “”Doesn’t it depend on the immigrants? And the country they emigrate to?”‘

        I think that’s part of what he addresses.’

        many of the arguments made by the Cato types, fwiw, rely on obscuring that sort of angle.

        one of the few things that Welch ever rubbed me wrong about has been his persistent attempts to conflate immigration + refugee policy, and the mendacious claim that “less refugees” being taken in now is somehow unusual or remarkable.

        they are hugely different topics; immigration being more of a ‘constant’, and refugees being something that by its very nature occurs in bursts.

  45. Awww yeah – the spiritual sequel to Turbo Killer (Carpenter Brut) is getting closer. Blood Machines teaser.

    Looks like it’s growing longer than the original 30 minutes and now has over 400 visual effects shots. Not bad for a garage project.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Right after Mammary Monday and before Whoppers Wednesday. Nice.

  46. Tres Cool

    Respectfully submitted w/o comment .

    1. AlmightyJB

      A part of me wants to be part of that fiasco.

    2. Banned

      Only one small donation in 6 days. 🙁

  47. Count Potato

    “What A Fake ‘Female Orgasm’ Statistic Says About Gender Bias”

    https://medium.com/the-establishment/what-a-fake-female-orgasm-statistic-says-about-gender-bias-591985f8d68c

    What that article says about Medium’s editorial standards is they don’t exist.

  48. Tres Cool

    Another successful bidder from Sloopy’s auction ?

  49. Count Potato

    “Psychic Tells Me I’m Pregnant (But I’m Trans…)”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6dM-MKV-Ms

    Too bad they blurred the psychic’s face because they didn’t want to expose her.

    1. Tres Cool

      xhe shoulda ended it by flopping out xer’s t̶r̶e̶e̶-̶t̶r̶u̶n̶k̶ huge-clit and screamed “Yo! You just been punk’d bish!”

    2. R C Dean

      I’m good if nobody is exposed in an article about transing.

  50. KibbledKristen

    We’re having an herb drought here. I think I’ll need to venture to the H St. corridor (DC) and get a $50 pair of socks, with a “free gift” of weeeeeed.

    1. Chipwooder

      Idle curiosity – am I the only Glib who doesn’t get high? We’re definitely in the minority, at least.

      Pot never did much for me. Now, cocaine on the other hand…..

      1. Still illegal for me – maybe in a few years – don’t feel that I’m missing too much. Then again, I didn’t like beer until a couple years ago and I still haven’t tried too much in the way of liquor other than mixed drinks, so I’ve got some room to experiment.

        1. Chipwooder

          Same here. Virginia, despite its rather rapid progification, is still a pretty draconian WOD state.

      2. KibbledKristen

        I use it for its sleep-inducing properties. I tried it in public exactly once. Never again.

      3. I drink a glass of wine at dinner and vodka on evenings when I don’t have work the next day, but that’s it.

      4. trshmnstr

        Besides underage drinking, the only illegal consumption I’ve done was an Adderall one time at Cedar Point to keep going all day.

        Never got into pot in college because I thought I was going to end up working for the DoD and have to take a hair test.

      5. Mojeaux

        No. The Mojeaux Household is dry and smoke-free. (Nurse: Do you…? Me: No no no no no no no not that either. Nurse: You’re boring. Me: Have you SEEN my rx list, bitch?)

        1. No booze either? How do you survive the casual meaninglessness of existence?!?

  51. Gilmore

    I don’t know wtf this is

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCq7f2jcbxU

    it apparently has something to do with the fact that a DJ has been using a hand-puppet as a gimmick for 20 years, and suddenly people think its interesting now

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieAJ4zn3K1I

    by my “where does this fall between ‘not cool’ and ‘HOLY #@()*#$ DIE ANTWOORD VIDEO’”-scale, i give it ~ 1 out of 5 retarded-albino-children

    1. Gilmore

      am starting to grok that its maybe “every 10 years someone decides the French aren’t actually the worst at music on earth”… and one person/band gets nominated as “example of why french aren’t terrible”.

      then we go a decade of not caring again.

    2. Count Potato

      Daft Punk sucks, but Die Antwoord is awesome.

      1. You take that back!

        1. Gilmore

          ok, Die Antwoord sort of fell off w/ their last record

          1. Count Potato

            The one with “Alien”? Not their best, but given enough time, every band has so-so albums.

    3. Banned

      I’ve noticed a lot of puppets in music videos lately. Maybe he’s just trying to cash in on hipster cred for having done it decades ago. (Not that it was terribly original back then, either.)

      1. Gilmore

        One of my pet peeves is “Music videos which have long dramatic intros which have nothing to do w/ actual music”

        on the other hand, this has got to be the most hilariously exaggerated example of that i’ve ever seen

        Especially given that the “music” part just has the camera freeze on the tape-deck and never moves again afterward. its like mocking the very premise of those kinds of videos.

          1. Gilmore

            Needs more Vaseline on the lens

          2. Count Potato

            I’m pretty sure that’s semen.

  52. KibbledKristen

    Hey! They read my Tweet on the Weather Channel!

    https://ibb.co/eLaY1y

        1. Count Potato

          Admit it, you just want to take a warm shower with Simon Le Bon.

          1. KibbledKristen

            Um, yeah! For about 33 years now!

    1. C. Anacreon

      Is the B. A. for “Bad Attitude”, like B.A. Barraccas?

  53. KibbledKristen

    Justice WIllett’s mom’s obit. If you have followed Don Willett, you’ll know a lot about his mother. Seems like this obit must have been written by him.

  54. Gun freaks? Just saw this in my feed. Another channel to subscribe to. Think I first heard of these in some old Heinlein or Niven short stories, but don’t recall which. Good stuff.

  55. KibbledKristen

    For the 1-2 AvGeeks up in here, Big Jet TV will be live from Farnborough tomorrow, ~9am Eastern U.S.

  56. Gilmore

    Razorfist on teh “OMG RUSSIA”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUoG4Tahd2

    1. Bobarian LMD

      This video does not exist.

    2. Banned

      Thank God. One of his best rants ever. Helps when the subject matter is this risible.

  57. Gilmore

    so, i’ve binged watched a bunch of “hunting down serial killers” type dramas in the last few weeks…. including re-watching the Mindhunter series, the Manhunt: Unabomber bit, Looming Tower (which isn’t really technically that, but its structured more or less like one, in that its like “Cops hunting down single perp (osama)”), and then last night, the movie Zodiac (2004) which i’d never actually seen

    Anyone recommend any other movies/shows like that?

    I was sort of miffed w/ Zodiac, esp given that it makes zero effort to actually resolve the stories of its main characters (ruffalo+ jake gylls). It just ‘ends’. I can’t believe that movie got positive reviews despite that.

    1. Chipwooder

      Well, since there was no resolution to the Zodiac case in real life…..

      1. Gilmore

        ITS A MOVIE. MOVIES HAVE CHARACTERS AND PLOTS FOR A REASON. WE’RE EXPECTING MAIN CHARACTER (in zodiac case, the cartoonist) TO RESOLVE SOMETHING

        i honestly begin to expect in beginning of 3rd act that the movie was going to end w/ some sort of “Sixth Sense” huge bomb-dropping reversal and insinuate that the cartoonist was the killer all along and he was feeding the paper all these letters because he was bored and wanted attention (it actually makes complete sense for most of the movie, which almost makes me suspect that the original plot actually tried something like that, but then quit because they couldn’t pull it off). You start to wonder why there’s never any mention of his first wife… and how the Zodiac murders/letters also (coincidentally) all stopped when he met the Chloe Svegny character and had a family again.

        1. Count Potato

          So you are saying it was Ted Cruz?

          1. Gilmore

            I’m not ruling him out as a suspect yet.

    2. The Boston Strangler, with Tony Curtis as the killer.

      For lighter fare, Robert Montgomery in The Mystery of Mr. X

      1. Gilmore

        thnks

    3. KibbledKristen

      I only made it 1/2 way through Zodiac because I was increasingly demoralized by the knowledge they wouldn’t find him.

      Criminal Minds is ridiculous in its cheesiness, but it’ll give you a good bit of serial killer fun.

      Best serial killer movie ever made? Bar none, Citizen X. It’s not really about a serial killer – he’s just the vehicle to tell a story of a man of principle working in a system completely without principle. It’s fucking amazing.

      1. Gilmore

        “‘I was increasingly demoralized by the knowledge they wouldn’t find him.”

        I was like ITS THE FUCKING GUY FROM FARGO JUST SHOOT HIM but NOOOOOOOO “law” needs “evidence” (smdh)

    4. KibbledKristen

      I re-binged Mindhunter over the weekend. I’m surprised at how much I forgot from the first time around (watched it as soon as it originally came out so it’s been a 9-10 months). I can’t wait to see how they play out the BTK storyline.