STEVE SMITH HAVE BUSY WEEK. HIM WORK WITH REINDEER PEOPLE TO SOLVE PROBLEMS WITH COUNTRIES. SEA SMITH TELL STEVE SMITH STRANGE STORY ABOUT GLIBERTARIAN LOOK FOR STEVE SMITH. BUT HIM NO SEE ANYONE.
HIM MAKE REPUTATION FOR CASCADIA GOOD. TALK MUCH WITH LOCALS. THEM NEED HELP. MAYBE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE APPLY? MAYBE SAMI PEOPLE RECOGNIZE CASCADIA! STEVE SMITH WOULD BE MOST PROMINENT FOREST LAWYER EVER!
STEVE SMITH GIVE LINKS, THEN FIGURE OUT IF HIM RAPE NORWAY OR SWEDEN OR FINLAND OFFICIALS TO SOLVE CRISIS. STEVE SMITH GOOD AT DIPLOMACY!
- STEVE SMITH FIND CHANCE FOR SEA SMITH BE HERO. GO RAPE ICEBERG AND MAKE IT GO AWAY!
- WAIT…STEVE SMITH KNOW HOW DO THIS! “YOU KNOW WHO ELSE FROM AUSTRIA TOOK HELM OF EUROPE?” STEVE SMITH LIKE “YOU KNOW WHO ELSE” GAME!
- STEVE SMITH DID NOT KNOW FAN MAN STILL AT WORK? HIM THINK VERY SILLY THING.
- MAYBE FRIEND ZARDOZ IS GOING TO MIDDLE EAST? HIM LIKE CLEANSING.
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377 responses to “STEVE SMITH SATURDAY NIGHT LINKS”
First!!!
And now to read the links.
Technically, it’s not a first unless you comment on a link, as in, read one of the stories……
He’s new and retarded, so he doesn’t understand fully our Ways. Teach him patiently, he’s slow but he can be diligent.
Maybe he needs a The More You Know instead……….
It’s not like they use the STEVE SMITH FIRST GIFS anymore.
/CPRM whinging
You see that number next to my comment? It’s a #1. That means “first”. Being a Libertarian forum, do I need to spell out my opinion of your “rules”, proggy?
I don’t make the Rules, do i look like an OverLord?
You’ve got a point there.
It was a pity #1. We’re trying to bring you along slowly because of your… you know. The R word.
Fuck you with a rusty chainsaw.
Yeah, great. Now I’m getting ass raped by STEVE SMITH. This place sucks.
You brought that shit upon yourself.
Libertarian hall monitors…
If we’re doing this by queasiness cause by hangover, I declare myself FIRST.
“Israel and Gaza militants agree to end fierce flare-up of fighting”
You would think Hamas would have learned something after Israel lit up every Iranian base in Syria.
They’ll never learn. Because it’s not really about Israel. It’s about an elite political few, controlling the Palestinian population to serve their own power fantasies and financial benefit.
Yasser Arafat set the gold standard they’ve all been yearning to achieve.
(((I))) have a biased perspective. Hamas makes no sense to me. They behave more like a death cult than a government.
If they had significant support in the region and an open border with Egypt then I could at least see how they would believe they could achieve a military objective. Right now it is only Israeli restraint that prevents much greater loss of Palestinian life when they launch these misbegotten attacks.
If someone else understands their strategy I’d like to hear it.
It’s a proxy war.
Right but the proxy, here Hamas & Co., has to be willing to fight. Why does the Gazan population for the most part support Hamas? What do they get from it?
Some purpose? It’s not like anybody is encouraging the Gazans to, say, start a microbrewery/brewpub. Or a business of designing, sewing, and tailoring custom pants for pro skateboarders. Or promoting rockabilly music festivals. Or designing and retailing custom rollerskates.
The Gazans don’t have capitalism, they don’t have opportunity. It’s weird. They have commerce. They have cell phones. They have Adidas track jackets. Hell, they got hip-hop. But, maybe forcing women, gays, and religious minorities to live as animals, instead of as paying customers limits the creative energy necessary to make a free, open, and capitalistic society.
I’m getting pretty buzzed here so I don’t know if this makes sense.
Not being killed?
I increasingly believe this is the answer.
That’s exactly what it is. Like any good cult, it has a leadership that benefits from followers who are willing to spend their lives for whatever bullshit they’ve been sold. Hamas ceases to have any relevance whatsoever if there’s actual peace, so they’ll never agree to it.
That is one depressing thought. You are probably right.
Head, nailed.
WAIT…STEVE SMITH KNOW HOW DO THIS! “YOU KNOW WHO ELSE FROM AUSTRIA TOOK HELM OF EUROPE?” STEVE SMITH LIKE “YOU KNOW WHO ELSE” GAME!
Admiral Von Trapp?
Sigmund Freud ?
Winner ^^^
This guy gets it. I was deliberately subtle.
Mary Poppins?
+1 Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
booo
Oi, guvna!!!
Sorry I am triggered by that phrase. I don’t remember what was going on in young westernslopers life at the time but that movie and phrases from the movie make me……..hell I don’t know what they make me but they make me something by damnit.
Would it help if you saw Julie Andrew’s knockers?
http://www.nudography.com/NewsPicture.aspx?IDNews=14714&IDNewsPicture=43629
Those are perky than I remembered.
Natural and graffiti-free. Old school.
Yes that helps.
Those are some of my favorite things.
Or, as my son would say, “TRIGGERED!”
No worries. I thought you were cracking on Dick Van Dyke’s blimey limey accent.
I was just telling my wife about this today. She was watching some Disney movie with her in it and I commented on her rack in SOB.
Please tell me you used the exact words “her rack”.
I think I used rack
Could have been cans.
Heh I don’t think I’ve heard that one from anyone other than Howard Stern.
My older brother, perhaps trying to elicit some interest in them from me, would always go “check out the jugs on her, ay?”
MOM OF STEVE SMITH?…
Spoken in every trailer park around these parts when a Little Debbie addicted meth queen gets pregnant.
*golf clap*
Wait a minute. I can post a “job” online and people will come and do it for free?! WTF.
It was easier before CL got rid of personals ads, let me tell ya….
STEVE SMITH DID NOT KNOW FAN MAN STILL AT WORK? HIM THINK VERY SILLY THING.
Paragliding is on my to do list. That looks fun af and I really like the motorized option. The protesting not so much because I am not an asshole and suffer from who gives a fuck.
I can still hear that idiot announcer – “Stranger things have happened, but none stranger than this” – um what?
lol……I never listened to the commentary. That is awesome.
Does God exist?
STEVE SMITH RESTORE ALL FAITH
Its my understanding God is actually Clapton.
silly god song
I am going to have to see a transcript of lyrics for that one to make a judgement as to whether god was mentioned.
Touche and well played.
You’d think that people would have had enough of silly god songs,
I look around me and I see it isn’t so.
Some people want to fill the world with silly god songs,
And what’s wrong with that?
I’d like to know.
So here I go again.
Nope it’s Ozzy.
Although I’d worship the ass on that UPS girl from the last thread.
For days…
I think Ozzy relates to someone south of heaven.
No that was Slayer.
I’m glad someone got the allusion.
I’m thinking god could play guitar slightly faster than a three-toed sloth.
God only knows https://youtu.be/EkPy18xW1j8
Yes. I’v Been cruising with God https://youtu.be/OGgyd9Jvef4
Did Jesus build your Hotrod ?
Easy Jesus https://youtu.be/QdfEevTNAUo
Turning water to wine
Jesus and Tequila https://youtu.be/JG_XYVbq6vY
Chocolate Jesus
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m5kHx1itU8c
Jesus Guide Me https://youtu.be/4WgKQLiBor8
Tbis song is by a band called Taman Shud. If you haven’t heard them, take a listen. Psychedelic surf rock from 1960’s Australia. Wild stuff. Heavy psychedelics. Great stuff. Very much an influence on later Aussie bands like Pond, and King Gizzard.
Not hearing the surf rock, Psychedelic sure but maybe “pop” or “folk” but not “heavy”, at least it the linked song.
Listen to more stuff. https://youtu.be/DHJY4ar91XY
Ha! I thought you were serious. So these are the guys who do the dentist office version of Yes and Tull songs?
YES! it’s a thing of Beauty!
That kind of talk will get you banned.
Sure, but he’s not in the office at this time.
Welcome back Eddie!
LOL
Ha!
“common objective: fewer landings, fewer deaths, fewer migrants in Italy as well as in Germany”.
I thought Europe was super woke? I don’t understand.
“Salvini has banned NGO rescue boats that pick up migrants in the Mediterranean from docking in Italy, accusing them of aiding human traffickers to bring migrants to Europe.”
And yet Lauren Southern is Nazi for just reporting on this practice.
El Cid says no bueno
Whoa time warp
Well, she is white.
Also, I want to pet her hedgehog.
Oh yeah.
Some euphemism.
What?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUaeq20VAAQOHbS.png
Relevant:
https://twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/status/1017657296992722945
Truth.
“The Palestinian Islamic Jihad militant group said in a separate statement that a truce had been reached.”
They must need time to re-group and re-arm before they attack again.
The pictures in the iceberg article are surreal.
If icebergs can show up at your dock, it is clearly too cold to live there. Move…preferably to someplace where maragritas and bikini-clad hotties show up at your dock.
Do you have a brochure or are we waiting for Q to appear?
Preach it brutha
Yeah that’s crazy. Hope it doesn’t tip over.
“Huge iceberg drifts close to Greenland village, causing fears of a tsunami”
Woah, that is huge.
I once sailed by Jimmy Buffet’s boat. While impressive, was no where near the size of that thing.
Some tropical islands have penguins, which should be your first clue that something is very wrong.
Well, there are no penguins in Cuba. Because no one can afford a tuxedo.
Plus they would eat them
Penguins is practically chickens.
pingüino con mojo criollo
I’d try it.
If penguins were delicious, we’d already know about it.
Hell, even the Chinese don’t seem interested.
I have been listening to the shit His Orangeness has been taking since the NATO meeting and it perplexes me as to why NATO is so important. I thought NATO was horse shit once the Russians invaded the Ukraine and we did nothing. If NATO was a real alliance we would be at war with Russia right now. Or am I wrong?
Ukraine isn’t in NATO so we were under no treaty obligation to protect them. That being said NATO is still useless.
But we promised them that we had their back. Oh wait, no we don’t. Here we have Obama as a Shitlord in training.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2573557/Flashback-Senator-Obama-pushed-destruction-15-000-TONS-ammunition-400-000-small-arms-1-000-anti-aircraft-missiles-Ukraine.html
Perhaps I am conflating that bungle with my thought they were given temporary status and where a member of ‘sorts’.
Proved wrong twice in two days. Damn. Good thing I am used to being wrong.
So Putin helped Obama in 2008 election as a “thank you” for helping disarm Ukraine? Hillary just can’t get a break from Russia, can she?
Well Ukraine isn’t a member state, but if the purpose is to keep Russia in check then yes it failed.
(The) Ukraine is not a NATO member.
Is that like (The) Ohio State University ?
The Ukraine and The Gambia are I believe the two countries in the world that officially start with “The”.
Ohio State University just does it because they’re just a bunch of stuck up losers with an inferiority complex YEAH I SAID IT
In German, many countries start with “the”, such as the Switzerland, the Turkey, the Iran, and the Iraq.
The Hell they do!
Technically the full name of Uruguay is “The Republic East of the Uruguay”
“The France the”
Is that a Simpsons reference? Can’t remember.
Googling turned up this delightful gem:
TW: WaPo
Yeah.
“No one who speaks German could be an evil man.”
LOL
The United States of America
Better than my alma mater University “at” Buffalo.
State University of New York at Buffalo. It sounds better that way.
I thought ya’all just put SUNY in front of w/e city with a university, anyhow
Buffalo has 2 SUNYs so it was always going to be more complicated. (The other one is “SUNY College at Buffalo”).
JB is correct but recently they are styling themselves as I described.
The thing is the Soviet Union is now Russia.
Stationed in FRG 83-86 and IIRC our mission was to slow them for three days until reinforcments from the states could arrive.
IMO we were little more than a speed bump once they got thru Fulda (short of a nuke or three)
I read that book, by Hackworth I think, You guys were Fucked, glad that’s over, eh?
Good read, but I question his optimism . WW3 aug 1985 IIRC
While I did enjoy most of my time there. It seemed a waste.
Germans more worried about their forests, Guarding AH-1s
and avgas with no ammo and having an alert where the cab
drivers knew before we did.
No worries, I would have been over REFORGER style to avenge your death!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2L4344n_48
We should drop out of NATO. We have no reason to be sucked into Europes problems. We get nothing out of it except some forward bases which we probably don’t need given our ability to deploy men and equipment fairly quickly if necessary. If dire circumstances later require some alliance be formed, we can make that decision when that time comes. Obligating ourselves to some open ended agreement is not wise.
My only concern over Europe is not knowing just how ambitious the commies are to expand their borders. There’s no doubt that our presence there has been a deterrent, but if the US were to completely withdraw and someone started shit, we’d be back there anyway. I also understand that that’s from the perspective of a sunk-cost argument.
So I guess my only measured response right now is to have another beer.
Great response.
Putin’s a snake for sure but outside of eastern Ukraine which is populated by Russians he hasn’t shown any interest in that sort of thing. Given the direction Europe is going, why would he even want to inherit that mess anyway? Also, fuck Europe.
Oh, I agree with the “you guys need to defend your own shit from each other” and “fuck europe”.
Im just playing the what-if card, which until 9/11 rolled around, was the main reason keeping our defense contractors very, very, well paid.
I think we’ll be ok:) This doesn’t even include the private ownership of 3 million plus guns.
https://www.pgpf.org/chart-archive/0053_defense-comparison
I like it, Peace, through Superior firepower………
Carl Benjamin aka Sargon of Akkad ejected from an anti-Trump March by the English fuzz for trying to interview people:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Obl5gwkj4bA
Thank God for the 1st amendment.
LOL@ trying to reason with cops.
Macit wasn’t gonna let you get away with breachin’ the peace, guvna!
I read Tommy on the signs. Whoever Tommy is. That is scary. ‘You are welcome to be here if you agree with the people who are here, if not, move to the other side of the street’.
I think he may be a pinball wizard, but there has to be a twist.
Is there anyone who didn’t retweet this?
https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1017753697655410688
I found this linked story more interesting:
That country has lost its fucking mind. I mean, seriously. How can people even put up with that? Where are the not-crazy people demanding a return to sanity?
Jay-Z has yet to respond…
I would not be surprised if he has visited England without incident. Meanwhile they go after teenaged girls. Talk about selected enforcement.
“That country has lost its fucking mind.”
It really has. It’s baffling how dumb they’ve become.
I Just won tickets to go see this French Chick, Charlotte Gainsbourg, I love Older electronica, so this should be Good, at the Fonda Theatre, Friday next.
The last time I won tickets from a Radio station was the Same Station, KSPC 88.7 For the Ramones in 1978, God I’m Old…..
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HECedQ_O88Y
I won a copy of
Uptown GirlAn Innocent Man when I was like 14. And I fucking hate that album.Maybe you should try……*dons sunglasses*……Keeping The Faith
I won a copy of Erasure’s The Innocents. On cassette.
Sweet. I’m not a huge fan but it does have my favorite song of theirs (“A Little Respect”).
My reward was a fucking LP. I don’t even remember if had a record player then.
I looked at old cassette deck in my garage the other day, and it still has Lita Ford’s “Standing on the Edge” in it.
to wit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bkMDbebxc
1980’s westernsloper and his friends went to California every spring break as soon as we could drive. (What parent now days would let a 16 year old take the fake wood paneled station wagon on a 1300 mile road trip?) After listening to LA radio stations we all came back with this in our cassette players…..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL5spALs-eA
I got an Erasure cassette at the liquidator’s, I don’t know what album it was, but is sucked ass.
Ramones in 1978? God you are old……..and awesome!!! My kingdom to have seen the Ramones back then. We had to drive 200 miles for live music other than the high school band.
Actually the 70’s, SUCKED, I know, I was there
/SemiSarc
I could go for another round of the 80s.
/child of the 80s
+1
There was a lot to be said for the 70’s. The music was fun not a bunch of self-absorbed shit. There wasn’t any real war on drugs to speak of. There were certainly a lot less cops. You could buy cool muscle cars cheap. There were halter tops, short shorts, and Farrah hair.
Recession, Gas Rationing, Vietnam, Watergate, Jimmy Carter, shall I continue?
I was in High School partying.
My first real concert was Billy Idol at Red Rocks in the mid 80’s which we drove 200 miles to go see. I don’t remember where I slept that night. I did not appreciate the Ramones until years later. I lived a sheltered youth.
That’s gonna be a good night Yusef. Have fun!
i think so, having YT’ed Her, she’s right up my Alley musically, at least right now, I’m flighty…
I saw the Ramones in 1985 if that brings you any comfort.
“Right-wing activist Lauren Southern touches down in Brisbane wearing ‘It’s okay to be white’ T-shirt”
https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/media/rightwing-activist-lauren-southern-touches-down-in-brisbane-wearing-its-okay-to-be-white-tshirt/news-story/d750c1b70a5e969ad4190540909ac75d
OMG she’s anti-left!
Meh, identity politics is stupid no matter whose is playing the game. And yes I know she’s ‘only’ fighting back, I still find it tiresome, ignore the idiots don’t emulate them.
Exactly this. Her fans will love it, her haters will hate it, and anyone else who sees it will think she is a bigot or idiot.
Identity politics is fine. It’s also just reality. You might as well refuse to acknowledge gravity.
Not being a big Iced coffee drinker but now dabbling, I find that if you mix the coffee w/1/21/2 and the sugar and then add coffee and Ice last is better than ice first. I am adding chocolate syrup to the shopping list. Anybody need anything else?
Ice Cream.
I could use some Deep Eddy Ruby Red Vodka, and some club soda. Some blood oranges, lemons, and limes would work as well.
Black smoke = new papa
“Notice that we don’t call it n—-r smoke any more.”
/il papa nouvo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c1PML5kfbg
Here, this is for you: https://youtu.be/kPjLTDtn2sw
I didn’t know Carrot Top was in a band.
Cute girl, but I have no idea where that music was coming from.
You fuckin fucks are so boring on the weekend.
I strive to be boring on weekdays too.
Fuck you.
I didn’t even get so much as a ‘hi’ when you were within 60 miles and celebrating a Wisconsin icon who’s house wasn’t as creepy as mine.
Awww
:’-(
Bite me.
Boring is the Mojeaux Household’s preferred state of existence. Boring = no drama and we like no drama.
Even when I’m boring in real life, I try to bring something…….nope, now I’m bored…Some druggggggggggssssss shnnnojnt be mixed with asklhaul…
There’s an old Chinese curse: May you have an interesting life.
Hell, I’m trying. I attempted to start a fight with egould about his crappy taste in music and pushed back on the ‘Lauren Southern is so brave’ BS, I even took a swipe at your whinginess. Ain’t my fault if nobody’s feeling frisky.
Yeah, Lauren Southern, I don’t get that whole thing. I mean, she’s an attractive woman, but I’ve never been shown anything where she actually makes a good point.
She makes a good point in my pants. IYKWIM.
I don’t follow her or anything but it seems like she’s making the usual suspects (e.g. opponents of free speech) lose their shit, which is all right by me.
Yeah, but so did Marilyn Manson, that didn’t make his music good.
It isn’t all good but some of it is great. Is that John 5 on guitar?
She’s a moderately attractive young woman who parrots right wing, dare I say alt-right talking points. Is she wrong? no. Is she insightful? again no. Is she more concerned with drawing attention to herself than actually addressing any important issues? seem like it. The cynical me believes she is just playing to the niche she made for herself, and hey good for her if she can make a living preaching to the choir. The only thing that amazes me about her is that she hasn’t landed a gig with Breitbart yet.
The only thing that amazes me about her is that she hasn’t landed a gig with Breitbart yet.
Perhaps she is against tariffs? I have no idea as I am not a follower of hers but she is easy on the eyes from what I have seen. I havn’t actually followed Breitbart lately either but I assume they are still on their populist idiocy in support of tariffs.
I lie IPAs! FIGHT!
*prepares to flee*
I have never owned a dog and don’t like them. They are needy and smelly.
*runs*
*joins Q*
I’m allergic to dogs. But they they are superior to cats, which I’m also allergic to. If I weren’t allergic to either I’d have a dog and kick a cat.
I am also amongst the microscopic unwashed who do not like dogs.
I like big hops and I cannot lie.
Seriously? Thst’s The best you can do? Dumb fuck.
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That there is a rash of on topic posts. Very nice.
Looks like my Netflix cue just got more interesting.
https://youtu.be/nekzfohNwuY
This blackberry Ry4 is great, but it seems to black coils to quickly.
Subalpine Fir – Abies lasiocarpa
Leaves: Needles borne singly; 1″ to 1-1/2″ long; flattened in cross-section; evergreen; bluish-green.
Twigs/buds: Twigs similar to white fir. Buds orange-brown.
Flowers/fruit: Fruit a cone; 2″ to 4″ long; oblong; green to purple; borne upright on upper branches; scales deciduous.
Bark: Thin; smooth; gray; with resinous blisters; becoming shallowly furrowed on older trunks.
General: Native to fairly high elevation, cool, moist sites from the southern Rockies to northwestern Canada.
White Fir – Abies concolor
Leaves: Needles borne singly; 2″ to 3″ long; flattened in cross-section; evergreen; silver-blue to silver-green.
Twigs/buds: Twigs moderately stout; glabrous; yellow-green to brown-green; round leaf scar. Buds 1/4″ long or less; tend to be sticky; yellow-brown.
Flowers/fruit: Fruit a cone; 3″ to 5″ long; oblong; green to purple; borne upright on upper branches; scales deciduous.
Bark: Thin; smooth; gray; with resinous blisters; becoming furrowed and ridged on older trunks.
General: Native to central and southern Rocky Mountains.
Colorado Blue Spruce – Picea pungens
Leaves: Needles borne singly; about 1″ long; evergreen; blue-white to dark green; 4-angled; sharp pointed; extend at right angles all around twig; very fragrant when crushed.
Twigs/buds: Twigs glabrous; leaves on a short stalk that remains part of the twig, so twig rough. Buds with scales that tend to turn out into a rosette, especially in spring.
Flowers/fruit: Fruit a papery cone that hangs down; about 2-1/2″ to 4″ long; light chestnut-brown; papery scales are slightly round-toothed at tip.
Bark: Light to dark gray; made-up of thin scales; wide, thick ridges on older trees.
General: Native to the Rocky Mountains and Intermountain states. Slow growing. Likes moisture and good soil; may not do well with extreme heat or hot, dry winds. Wind-throw can be a problem. Intermediate shade tolerance.
Engelmann Spruce – Picea engelmannii
Leaves: Needles borne singly; about 1″ long; evergreen; blue-green to dark green; 4-angled; not as sharp pointed as blue spruce; tend to be crowded on around upper side of twig; fragrant when crushed.
Twigs/buds: Leaves attached with a short stalk that remains part of the twig, so twig rough; young twigs with minute hairs. Buds with scales that lie fairly flat.
Flowers/fruit: Fruit a papery cone that hangs down; about 1″ to 2-1/2″ long; light chestnut-brown; papery scales are slightly round-toothed at tip.
Bark: Red to purple-brown; made-up of thin scales; thinner than blue spruce.
General: Native throughout the Rocky Mountains and parts of the Pacific Northwest and western Canada. Slow growing. Likes cool, moist sites and good soil. Wind-throw (trees being blown over) is a problem if the site is disturbed. Shade tolerant.
Now see, these are some bush facts I can get into/ Dendrophile
He’s just doing a Python bit…..The Larch.
Just?
The Larch.
I enjoy Q’s tit posts alot. And if he wants to start posting descriptions of pine/fir trees species; I’m very good with that.
Especially Western desert/mountain/coastal species. Anything between the Rockies to the Pacific is great. And not just conifers. Live oaks are cool. Any desert flora is much appreciated. Chaparral.
And of course, birds of prey, hummingbirds, jays, and sea birds are of interest.
Flora and fauna between British Columbia down to Baja Mexico. Including Utah, Nevada, and Arizona. Also, geography and tectonics. Any bit of limnology would be appreciated.
Less boring for CPRM.
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https://hentaicdn.com/hentai/18467/3/vcdn0001.jpg
whut
Russian spy confirmed.
Yeah, they blocked me for spreading Russian fake news to steal the election for Trump.
“Hey, this tentacle porn is great, but you know what’s not great? Hillary’s refusal to hand over emails from her illegal server.”
Meh, that’s tame by internet standards.
Gotta keep the Family Friendly Rating.
There is just no pleasing you tonight, is there?
Probably not. But that has no bearing how boring this site get’s on the weekend.
*tosses coloring books, crayons, and fruit snacks into the back seat for CPRM*
We’ll get to Monday when we get there.
That’s because you and i are wasted and have run out of material, we need a war or some rock star to die, then we would get some action.
And Moj is here, Help out sister!
Moj is supposed to be working and is practicing diligent work avoidance. In other words, I’m around all evening.
Here’s the latest Stagewear, it needs a bit of pressing, but with a Black Shirt and Silver Slacks, it should look good under the lights,
https://photos.app.goo.gl/ykKVmMfCM6vSiQgi9
Purple velvet!
I pull it off, well
Seeing how the weekend is the only time I get to participate on this site in real time I might take offense to that. Good thing I don’t get offended.
Mr. Lizard in his lounge waiting for an orphan to bring him a martini.
https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/furry1.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=618&h=410&crop=1
Could I get a Redhead please, Thicc is fine
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hJa3NYo-N3w/U77uMArTv3I/AAAAAAAAI9c/W2fV6xeqQPs/s1600/girl+324.jpg
Perfectly Close enough, Wow,TY!
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/042252aa424fcb5b1a314d099c1bb972_width-600.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600
Pretty, but She’s younger than my Daughter, also a Hot Ginger, so I get creeped out IYKWIM
I love Your Work, Never leave us, you are a Treasure
<3
Now we’re getting somewhere.
Mojeaux is from Kansas City, number 4 on my places to live list.
That makes me happy. 😀
Which Kansas City?
The big one (Missouri).
Oh, Q. I’ve been meaning to grace you with this very nice pair of boobies.
hawt
I love it. Stealing for facebook.
How are you? It’s been a while, Hubby OK?
Doing great, Yusef. Moved in to the house Tuesday and have been slowly chipping away at unpacking since then. Hubby is happy; he got in board after being here a while.
Wanna go see a Show in Hollywood Friday? I have 2 tickets and the Wife Can’t go,
it would be a haul for you but, Hollywood?
lemme know
I tweeted out a baby platypus and got that back. I <3'd it.
Well, that was stupid of me. Here’s a baby platypus to brighten your evening: https://twitter.com/MoriahJovan/status/1017479627500027904.
OMg is that real?? That might be the cutest-in-an-awkward-way thing I’ve ever seen.
They’re from down-under, so of course they’re designed to kill you. It’s all fun & games till you get envenomed:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platypus_venom
Awww even nature’s mistakes are cute in baby form.
That is why they fight so hard for planned parenthood. They know.
Baby bats
Well, every rule has an exception.
Melty heart over the baby fruitbats. I’d happily nurse them to healthy adulthood.
Holy shit, I’ve worked for evil Big Oil (Halliburton), evil medical (Medtronic), and evil defense contractors all my life. Yet I still love to root for the weak underdogs. Hell, yes I have a heart. I need to save bats!!
I kid. It’s cute when their little claws grip a finger and they stretch out their… grotesquely elongated webbed arms…. And… and… they emit those cute squeals… OK piercing shrieks…
‘splosives and I can set up a bat sanctuary. Did you see the video with the baby flying fox getting a bath?
Also, a tiny penguin being tickled.
‘The everyday sexism I face as a stay-at-home dad’
But don’t worry because…
Yes, that great patriarchal society of women who won’t get with a man if doesn’t plan on supporting them. (well, a subset will get with such a man, then rely on the government to support them)
First fucking paragraph and I’m tapping out.
For Yusef.
https://dodajgas.mk/wp-content/uploads/photo-gallery/2017%20Kia%20Rio/kia-rio-paris-livepics-3.jpg
For Mojeaux.
http://static1.squarespace.com/static/5806cb3015d5db2766a428cd/5806e54937c5811179dd66b9/5806e5b4579fb31fdfe999c8/1518793295325/Travis+Kelce.jpg?format=1000w
Why yes, I am a fan. How did you know?
CPRM.
https://s3.envato.com/files/121211158/girls_together41_1.jpg
Rhywun.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5f/Carlson_Twins.jpg/240px-Carlson_Twins.jpg
Straff.
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–MPGTbWP2–/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/a6oitzzbqz7vk9k0l4zn.jpg
That’s how I was greeted when I got home at 2 am last night.
Even hot twins are creepy.
Those don’t look like nice Catholic girls at all…YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ME!!111!! *Runs away sobbing*
Apologies.
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/812i8HwLgZL._UY445_.jpg
The Lord be with her.
That looks like a computer rendering of a caveman wearing a Chiefs jersey.
You say “caveman” like it’s a bad thing.
well, I’m just using the pejoratives slung at my hairy sloped face self.
I want the Car and the Girl, but not the 3 dudes inside,
Cool!
She doesn’t look like she’s too pleased to be with a KIA.
That’s the “I’m not not paid to smile at you fuck face” Look
It only costs O Yen.
スマイル = Smile.
That’s fucking stupid, I was confoosed til I read your text again
That used to be on the big menu board, too. I can’t imagine McD’s in the US being able to do it.
OK, so what if you built an entire Omaha Beach Diorama but instead of meticulous paint, etc. you just graffited the fuck out of it?
As in, paint everything kind of, then Graffiti it all?
/Psycho……………..
Or. Germans against Aliens, I’m open for suggestions silly or not,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EiinQ1QNXU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgOaT4xzdvo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSAJCRffjbs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h37KQu64RY4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLy-AwdCOmI
Well they were silly…………
For the Beer Drinkers, Hellion, Belgian golden Ale, 8.4% Abv from Ritual Brewing in Redlands CA, local for me.
nutmeg and coriander and…..a slightly stinky note from the aroma as you stick your nose in the glass to take a sip.
4/5
and maybe a pic,
https://photos.app.goo.gl/XLeEvVYj8wYJdRvZ9
Fine! go to sleep! or Wake up if your Straff! I’ll just ramble to myself……….
Meh… I’m still up. Tomorrow is just a simple day of going to a food fest and drinking and eating too much. As long as I can make sure I make it to bed at a reasonable time, I should be good for work Monday.
I lurk a lot if I’m late to links or some such, but I almost want to ask the overlords if i can do Late night, ie. 5:PM my time links, I’m off work, and can handle it.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Dude TW please, She should be tied to a truck til She dies, and then feed her remains to some needy dogs, Fucking Scum!
My old cats are looking at me for food. I’m going to go feed them now and forget that shit.
The image of her doing that came up vividly in my head when I read it. Now I’ll try to replace that image with Rhywun feeding his cats. Let you know how it goes.
All kinds of ugh
That’s fucked.
So, the last time i was at a Dead Website, I decided to ramble, as opposed to gambol i suppose. Needless to Say i was Shocked at the amount of needless things posted and said.
The effort put into utter Gibberish was beyond my personal comprehension, and was ther for flabbergasted. Luckily i recovered and and no life a Life of blissful ignorance, i joined Twitter.
/Really I didn’t
And Discovered writing while Drunk ha unusual results………………..
Grrrrrrrrr.
Whatever you say Dude, KWIM?
Further down the rabbit hole…
I feel like an omnipotent space octopus.
We could solve this problem if we could come up with a word for a human being that has a penis.
“And God Created Man, in his Image”
Man, while looking down at my Penis, and hairy flat chest, Yep that works
ZOMG STFU TERF
I don’t think this works they way you think it works.
Check out the distorted perspective of the photo, if that isn’t propaganda, I don’t know what
“attack our NHS”
LOL it really IS a religion for them, isn’t it.
As messed up as it may be, i Still Thank God every day for being born here, U.S. citizens are the most fortunate people to have ever existed, that we know of
/Elders sleeping, Shivers at the thought
fer fuck….close
Sounds like a Bar/club attendant, lower than a Janitor IMO
Points for honesty.
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2018/07/democratic-socialism-in-one-poster.php
How many Divisions do the Socialists have?
We have 300 million/100,000=3000 Divisions, hmmmm
You’re not fooling me – that’s a Trump ’20 poster.
There entire schtick is a Trump poster, they are dumber than Republicans at this point, which could be dangerous
Those people will stick their dicks in anything. Or am I reading that wrong?
Yew EEEEEEEEdeeit.
I don’t get it, they are admitting they are Morons?
It comes from this interview.
You know the world has gone topsy-turvy when Piers Morgan is the sanest voice in the room.
he WAS bought, now He’s a Pundit, don’y cha know
Glib alert.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/recognises-compulsive-sexual-behaviour-mental-disorder-200546301.html
They say that about everything though.
I’m still pissed off at the noob who trashed BIF, We are a diverse group and our reviews show that, so why lump the Glib into IPA lovers. That’s just BS and uncalled for, Tres drinks inexpensive Beer, as do i, so don’t even call us Beer snobs……
/rant off
More from the Trump 2020 campaign.
3000 Divisions, they have?
Yes, one per gender.
Sacha Baron Cohen is the chief of staff.
Ah, so they will bore us to death, that should work, no maybe we’ll just fall asleep from the boredom,that’s it…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
He’s never been funny anyway. Borat was the film equivalent of a lobotomy.
The Ali G Show is spectacular.
His movies are overrated but have their moments.
I LOL’d.
OH, fuck, I LOLed Hard!
Annnnd now I’m off to lunch. Thanks a lot.
Looks fake which makes Woods tweeting it even better.
I got it! in the Second civil war, the hipsters plan on shaving off their Stupid ass beards and using them for Barricades! it working in the……….Nevermind
/Tangled in their own Beard hair
Argument – Trump, a man who is a pathological and egotistical liar, is strangely/perversely the most honest President we’ve ever had. He actually remembers the shit he said while campaigning and attempts to do it. All of it. I mean, he probably won’t get his border wall, but it won’t be for a lack of trying.
He’s not a Politician, He’s already got his Glory, He does want America to be great, why not? no strings to the Deep state. I’m happy
I have a young employee, who wears a millennial Beard, which is fine in my Shop, but I did tell him,”You look like an unkempt slob, you are good looking, but you wild beard is unprofessional as fuck” i have no power over his look, and that,s fine. a week later, I see him and not,”your beard looks great”,which it did,all he did was trim it so he didn’t eat hair on his Harley.
The point? look Pro
He sounds sexy
So the Freedom Caucus contains the only people in Congress still possessing gonads.
https://www.bizpacreview.com/2018/07/14/rosenstein-not-smiling-anymore-after-house-republicans-spotted-with-his-impeachment-docs-654125
Woodchippers for all! it’s done………
8000 year old Egyptian mousetrap in action.
I have to fight the urge to dress down at work. I wean every day with a button down. When I began my career it was white dress shirts, chinos, and a tie.
My staff and the rest of the office dresses similar or down from where I dress. There are a few that dress more business casual, but they look uptight to everyone these days.
The change in dress is the most significant change in my office since the baby boomers started retiring.
What do you do?
Engineering.
The office environment not the work.
OT (but is there even a topic??):
A girl at my work got a DUI a few weeks ago, and it turns out that she had two rationalizations for it:
1) Not her fault because she “got pulled over for a taillight out, not for drunk driving”.
2) Not her fault because she “drank on an empty stomach and got more drunk than usual”.
It just amazes me the lengths people will go to avoid unpleasant thoughts like personal responsibility.
Is she hot?
Did she cry or offer to blow the cop? Because from my experience, a broad has to be pretty damn drunk to get a DUI period.
Drinking while driving is a behavior that increases risk, but does not in itself cause actual harm. Some drunks should be taken off the road. I have no problem saying I was one of those drunks. But then besides that, I have observed many other things about people as it relates to this subject:
1. Most people are hypocrites who have driven drunk themselves. Not just a beer or two, but plenty drunk at some point to where they easily could have gotten a DUI. This is especially true of baby boomers. That generation that is oh so fond of dropping the hammer on people who do things that weren’t illegal when they were growing up.
2. The entire punishment process is a joke designed to generate money for the state and private contractors who are probably related to the people running the state.
3. She may have something of a point – things that would not really stand as a legit reason to pull you over at one time of the day become completely legit at certain times of the night if it results in a DUI. From there, we can talk some about how a cops nose becomes a probable cause generator and how often that’s bullshit.
The libertarian in me still says DUI should probably be a crime. When I got mine, I was the exact person who needed to be taken off the road (I guess I accept personal responsibility). The asshole in me says fuck you to the sanctimonious individuals who act like its a mortal sin. And the even bigger asshole in me knows way too many people who adopt that position who are guilty of worse or the act itself to take it seriously.
So, as a drunk with a DUI, that’s my rant. Fuck you (not directed at any particular individual, but to everyone – with love).