Sorry to all our Arkansas baseball fans.  That was a tough way to go down last night. Especially after the foul ball from the night before. Chin up though. You had a hell of a run. And speaking of college sports, methinks Devontae Hobbs needs to learn a lesson in how recruiting actually works. Enjoy MSU, but know this: people being nice to you and people telling you you’ll play as a freshman aren’t being fake or lying.  They’re being courteous and offering you an opportunity (especially since they’ve started a freshman OL and had others play extensively in recent years).  Oh, and if you don’t like being told those things, you should probably never go buy a car. You might have a fucking heart attack.

Colombia and Japan are through to the knockout stages. They’ll play England and Belgium respectively.  No games today but the knockout stages start tomorrow.  I’m feeling good about Belgium, Uruguay and France.  Don’t ask me why, I just am.  On the diamonds, your winners were: Arizona, Oakland, the MINNESOOOOODA TWIIIIIIIINS, Seattle (who are doing a hell of a job mostly keeping pace with the red-hot Astros), the Cubs pounded the Dodgers, Colorado, Boston, Philly, Milwaukee and your defending world champ Houston Astros.

Listen, dummy. These are the links.

On this date we cwelebrate the birth of America’s first female governor Nellie Tayloe Ross, actor Slim Pickens, “Godfather” and “Chinatown” director Robert Evans, the late, great Harmon Killebrew, actor and nut job Gary Busey, jewish comic Richard Lewis, rocker Don Dokken, Canadian legend Theo Fleury, and that’s pretty much it.  What a short list.

Its also the date on which Shakespeare’s Globe theatre in London burned down, Apartheid began in South Africa, the first US bombs fell on Hanoi, Patrick Henry was made governor of Virginia as the state adopted her constitution, George Custer was made a general at the ripe old age of 23, the Federal Interstate Highway System Act was signed into law, The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was passed after the Democrat Party filibustered it for 83 days, and the world’s first pregnant man (Thomas Beatie) gives birth to a daughter.

OK, on to…the links!

Some crazy asshole shot up a newspaper in Maryland, killing five. And yes, people were politicizing it about two minutes after it happened, blaming President Trump, Maxine Waters, Milo Yiannapolis, and a host of other people…until it came out that the dude was a whack-job with a vendetta against the newspaper, some of its writers, the publisher, a judge, several local officials and just about everybody who crossed him.  And by the way, a Maryland Senator had this to say (emphasis mine):

“Clearly we need universal background checks and need to get rid of the military style assault weapons and private ownership,”

Hear that? He wants to end private ownership of shotguns, which is what the shooter used.  Well, I hope he’s the one planning to go door-to-door and taker them away, because I can assure you the cops won’t do it (outside of a few progressive strongholds) and I can assure you his dumbass followers won’t do it after the first reports of resistance come in.

Come on lucky 7!

Meanwhile, in Washington, Rod Rosenstein spent several hours under oath but managed to answer almost no questions whatsoever as Congressmen from both sides of the aisle decided to grandstand rather than ask pointed, deliberate questions.  Why don’t they just subpoena the damn records and hold him in contempt for not turning them over?  That’s the way to handle a “reluctant” employee you have oversight for.

Democrats have been asking where their “everyman” president of the working class has been.  Well, he finally came up for air…at a DNC fundraiser where guests paid $100,000 a piece to get a photo with him. See, people? Democrat leadership understands your pain and are just like you, with the exception of paying $100k for a photo and eating off of gold plates.

Who’d have ever expected this guy to get caught up in #metoo?

Oh no. The Hedgehog is the latest to get caught up in the #metoo mess. Say it ain’t so, Ron!

Vice President Mike Pence tells Central American countries to do more to stop all the migrants illegally entering the US. Yeah, like that’s gonna happen.

If you think you have a right to do what you want with your own property, then you definitely want to read this. Way to go, government. You bunch of fucking assholes.

And the US and Japan agree to continue military exercises after Trump-Kim summit.

The 80’s says hello.

Have a great Friday and enjoy your weekend, friends!