Swiss Afternoon Links of Timeliness…and grumping

Right on time.

 

If naught else, these Links will exhibit the exquisite Swiss timing. Glibertarians.com promises nothing else. I am getting run over with demands for my time and incessant carping requests for MOAR WORK. Don’t these people know I have links to post?! It is making me downright crabby. So you in the Glibertariat, show them who is boss! Read the links, comment with abandon and stick it to the Man!

  • I need to see weepy sermons, comparisons to certain Mid-20th Century German leaders, condemnations and harassment of anyone associated with the Algerian government. THIS is being harsh on “migrants”. How about some Hollywood types, breast beating journos and screeching politicians go “tour” Assamaka. Then come back and tell us how horrible and NAZI the US is. FEH!
  • If you can wade through the garbage in this article….you will see near the end of it that TRADE WARZ ain’t going to be solved by an EU – China lovefest. It will just suck for all of us around the globe. BAH!
  • Farm Aid?!  That #$%& thing is still going on? Want to see how much in YOUR money the poor, downtrodden farmers are getting? Look here and get really pissed off. I saw 101 recipients of MY MONEY just in my little exurban zip code alone (from 1995-2016). Some of the names were big shots and not exactly poors. GRRRRRR!!!!!!!
  • I am sure many could find reasons to be angry here…but I am just pointing and laughing instead.
ZTE NO GO PEE!

 

*stalks off to go do hours more work*

Comments

214 responses to “Swiss Afternoon Links of Timeliness…and grumping”

  1. If naught else, these Links will exhibit the exquisite Swiss timing.

    In fact it was a little bit frightening.

    1. *Takes kung fu swing at Ted*

      1. Don’t any of you people even work?

        1. gbob

          No.

          *Sobs in a corner, clutching a bottle.*

        2. Have you seen the market today? Psh. No.

        3. bacon-magic

          Asians are mostly lactose intolerant.

          1. Spudalicious

            And they can’t hold their booze.

        4. But Enough About Me

          Retired.

          HA-HA! /Nelson laugh

    2. Sensei

      But Swiss time was running out
      It seemed that we would lose the race

      Smoke on the water, fire in the sky
      Smoke on the water

  2. Florida Man

    Hmm. I don’t see any big numbers in my zip code. Then again Florida has been moving away from agriculture for some time.

    1. Private Chipperbot

      $1.3 million for one farm near me. Guess I need to grow some corn and soy.

    2. TOS did an article years ago on all the people named Mellencamp receiving subsidies in Indiana. Six-figure subsidies.

    3. Mad Scientist

      12 in my zip code over $100 grand.

      1. Private Chipperbot

        Over 200 in mine. $6.5 million.

        1. Private Chipperbot

          200 total recipients. 16 over 100k.

          1. dbleagle

            82 in mine ranging from $1 to over $200,000. My zip code is a 100% suburban zip code with very small lots. My vegetable garden is one of the largest possible agricultural plots.

          2. C. Anacreon

            Sounds like
            Agri-Cultural Appropriations.

      2. Florida Man

        I only had one over 100k, but that was spread over 20 years.

    4. MikeS

      15 in mine over $1.0 million. Including about $1.9 million for one state representative who ran for US House but dropped out before the primaries.

      1. Lachowsky

        I see the county judge, ex sheriff, former mayor, a state representative, etc.

        It’s almost like politically connected people know how to milk the system.

    5. The Other Kevin

      Plenty of names in my zip code. And yes, they are all the big shots who own the largest farms and have school buildings named after them. Grrr.

    6. kinnath

      $37M in my zip code from 95 to 06. #1 was $3.7M. Yea Iowa.

      1. Lachowsky

        The Iowa caucuses are where dreams of farm subsidy reform go to die.

    7. PBRstreetgang

      Only 16 in my zip code, but one of them is Charles Barkley!

    8. Sean

      Only 67 total in my zip. The highest was $700k and by #8 on the list it drops to under $100k and keeps dropping from there.

    9. Lachowsky

      Shit. My zip code has about 5000 total people in it and there were 187 people receiving 3.2 million dollars. The biggest receivers are all families I know personally.

    10. Enough About Palin

      I plugged in my office zip code (center of downtown Minneapolis. 71, some just under a million. Downtown.

    11. J. Frank Parnell

      $121K in my farm-free suburban zipcode.

    12. The largest numbers were for “corn subsidies”

    13. Whiskeyjack

      Look at 35907 and count the number of people with the same last name. Funny enough there is one name I don’t see that is interesting in its absence.

  3. Count Potato

    “ZTE, the Chinese smartphone maker, says it can’t fix a urinal in the men’s room of one of its offices because it is afraid doing so will run afoul of the blanket ban imposed on the company by US regulators.

    The urinal is made by American Standard, the company said.

    The Commerce Department on April 16 slapped a ban on ZTE buying any US parts after the company was found to have violated an agreement not to ship equipment to Iran or North Korea.”

    Because the U.S. is the only country that makes toilet parts?

    1. PBRstreetgang

      Damn straight. Nobody on earth gets to drop in deuce in 1st World toilet unless America gives the green light.

    2. AMERICAN STANDARD, Count, AMERICAN!

      1. Tres Cool

        Got a nice American Standard plant right up I-75 in picturesque Tiffin, Ohio

          1. Tres Cool

            I was going to reply with Tiffin-y Towers, but then I remembered the FamilyFriendly® rating.
            And I didnt want to take work from Q.

          2. But Enough About Me

            I don’t know what the connection is, but I approve.

          3. Did you see the IRL of the photo?

            Alternatively, get a copy of Billy Wilder’s One, Two, Three.

    3. Gustave Lytton

      I bet the replacement parts are made by American Standard in China.

    4. Mad Scientist

      If only there were a place where various companies regularly counterfeited other manufacturer’s parts, they could buy it from there.

      1. Not Adahn

        Yeah, but counterfeiting in porcelain has a really crappy margin after freight costs.

  4. Tres Cool

    I was thinking “there no way the links are gonna be exactly at……”

    1. So, you thought… INCORRECTLY!

      1. Tres Cool

        “Tres Cool, you are a NO-GO at this station!”

        1. Gustave Lytton

          I felt a shiver down my spine.

          1. Tres Cool

            At least nobody screamed “front leaning rest position”.

          2. GET DOWN! Start pushing Glibertarians.com South!

            1…2…3…4…4…4…YOU ARE ONLY CHEATING YOURSELF, PRIVATE!

          3. mexican sharpshooter

            *Hands Sgt Swiss his ‘time out’ card*

          4. Gustave Lytton

            *files PTSD claim with VA*

          5. I went to Basic in 1985…there were no “cards”.

  5. Re: Farm Aid: It’s all too damn common for pols to reference “the family farm” as though it’s some kind of holy calling. It’s just a business, like any other, and business models change. Big corporate farms produce foodstuffs cheaper and faster, yet the Imperial government still makes noises about supporting “the family farm.”

    Full disclosure: I come from a long line of farmers on both sides of my family. Plenty of them disagree with me on this, but what the hell.

    1. Count Potato

      There are also massive amounts of laws and regulations that favor big corporate farms.

      1. gbob

        How about ass farming? Me, I ass farm like my forefathers did. One ass at a time.

      2. But watch the shrieking if you suggest getting rid of those regulations.

      3. Get rid of those too. Subsidies as well while we’re at it.

    2. Gustave Lytton

      A number of those “corporate” farms are family farms.

      1. MikeS

        This ^ I am surrounded by corporate farms, and every single one of them are owned and operated by a single person, father/son, two brothers, cousins, etc.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          My zip list has the same last name on it probably 10 times and the fist two are over $750K.

          Same name as the mayor.

          1. J. Frank Parnell

            What an odd coincidence.

    3. Dairy farmers have to be taking a bath on milk sales now. Gallons locally used to go for around $2.69 but can now be had for $1.09.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Damn. Dairy prices have been up for a while around me. Hard to find butter under $4/lb.

  6. Count Potato

    “Congresswoman Maxine Waters, an extraordinarily low IQ person, has become, together with Nancy Pelosi, the Face of the Democrat Party. She has just called for harm to supporters, of which there are many, of the Make America Great Again movement. Be careful what you wish for Max!”

    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1011295779422695424

    1. If every Republican six years ago was made to answer for Todd Akin, then every Democrat should be made to answer for Maxine Waters.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      I don’t know if this is a pot he should be stirring but I do have to agree with the IQ jab. She was one of the stupidest people in DC during her heyday and her advancing years have only made that worse.

    3. The only “traditional media” source I could find for the story was a CNN article (warning: ad-blocker detector), which made certain to add, “Trump misconstrued Waters’ comments when he weighed in Monday afternoon.”

      1. Suthenboy

        No, I dont believe he did.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          He didn’t, she’s calling for violence with a wink and a nod and we all know it and so do they.

      2. C. Anacreon

        “Misconstrued” according to who? The recent rise in anti-Trump headlines which include opinions as if they are proven facts is stunning. Has every “journalist” and editor decided hurting Trump is more important than showing a shred of integrity?

  7. gbob

    I hate editing.

    Editing audio. Editing photos.

    If I could edit out editing from my life I would be happy,

    Back to drinking.

    1. Dr. Fronkensteen

      Just don’t dis the edit fairy.

      1. gbob

        If the edit fairy could do the edits on my podcast and….other things….I would be happy.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    THIS is being harsh on “migrants”.

    But whatabout due process?

    1. Florida Man

      I’m no lawyer, but it seems like they should get an opportunity to defend themselves. I could see a scenario where a US citizen got swept up in an ICE raid and didn’t have ID. A hearing would give them an opportunity to show proof of citizenship before being deported.

  9. Here’s one of those aforementioned puerile and salacious posts.

    http://archive.is/utcyg

    I hate playing favorites but I if I have to 41 is my gal.

    1. gbob

      I think I was happy staying at one.

    2. Yusef drives a Kia

      6, 17, 24

    3. Tundra

      There was a girl at the gym Friday with an awful set of fakies. She would have been drop dead gorgeous with tiny ones, but with her implants she was cartoonish.

      Sad!

      1 wins this group.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        What Tundra is trying to say is that walking into side of the squat rack really hurt.

        And it’s her fault.

        1. Tundra

          Ten stitches, Bob.

          No laughing matter.

    4. Spudalicious

      1 and done.

    5. This Machine

      Dirty number 30.

  10. Count Potato

    “The Left is Eating Eachother: Mark Cuban’s Bar Under Fire for ‘Homophobic’ Drink Special

    Days after praising a Virginia restaurant for kicking out White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders, Mark Cuban’s darling left is now turning on him for a “homophobic” drink special being offered at one of his bars.

    To celebrate Pride, Cuban’s Landmark at 57 West created a special cocktail menu in honor of the gay community.

    Drinks included “The Hedwig,” in honor of the iconic trans performer, the “Boy Band” made with Tito’s vodka and rose jam, and the ‘Intense’ Penicillin.

    The ‘Intense’ Penicillin is made with Barrow’s Intense Ginger Liqueur, Monkey Shoulder Blended Scotch, honey water, lemon juice and candied ginger — and appears to be causing an outpouring of liberal tears.”

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/06/the-left-is-eating-eachother-mark-cubans-bar-under-fire-for-homophobic-drink-special/

  11. The Late P Brooks

    Re: Farm Aid: It’s all too damn common for pols to reference “the family farm” as though it’s some kind of holy calling.

    At a Fourth of July family reunion in Ohio a few years ago (lots of farmers, both former and current), I said the proper term for most of those operations would be “hobby farm”.
    That was not particularly well received.

    1. Lachowsky

      Tax shelter farm is more accurate.

    2. Gustave Lytton

      Agriculture is very capital intensive these days. If you’re not running a large operation, you’re running a hobby farm, usually with one or both spouses in another primary profession.

  12. Lachowsky

    Some of the names were big shots and not exactly poors. GRRRRRR!!!!!!!

    I live around quite a few very well people who also run cattle. Running an unprofitable cattle operation is the easiest and most common way for them to reduce their tax burden.

    I already do this on a small scale and hope to one day do it on a larger scale.

    That said, farm subsidies are dressed up federal aid to the poor farmers of this country trying to get by handmilking every morning and plowing their fields behind a team of mules. It’s all hogwash.

    1. Gustave Lytton

      Oh hell yeah! Big ass pickup truck, outdoor power equipment and not homeowner grade, shop tools and shop. All “business expenses”.

      1. Lachowsky

        My dad was looking at pretty large tax burden for 2016. So, two days after Christmas that year he went and bought a 90k dollar tractor. Same thing the next year, new 1 ton and hay trailer. These hobby farms pay for themselves if you do it right.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          “Merry Christmas to me.”

          I’ve never met your dad and I already like the guy.

          1. Lachowsky

            One day, I’d like to be able to afford to be just like him.

  13. Pan Zagloba

    Jesus, I was gonna make some “Swiss=bland” joke, but from the get-go, these links are chilling

    Her body still aches from the dead baby she gave birth to during the trek and left behind in the Sahara, buried in a shallow grave in the molten sand. Blood streaked her legs for days afterward, and weeks later, her ankles are still swollen. Now in Arlit, Niger, she is reeling from the time she spent in what she calls “the wilderness,” sleeping in the sand.

    Quietly, in a voice almost devoid of feeling, she recalled at least two nights in the open before her group was finally rescued, but said she lost track of time.

    “I lost my son, my child,” said Kamara, a Liberian who ran her own home business selling drinks and food in Algeria and was expelled in May.

    Hide this from Lou Dobbs, erection might kill him!

    1. This Machine

      em>… buried in a shallow grave in the molten sand.

      Melting point of sand: 2930 Fahrenheit.

      Look, journalists, just say it was hot. Stories this tragic don’t need embellishment.

  14. Tundra

    Recipients in this zipcode received $5,155,218 from 1995-2006

    Shit. I live in a fucking suburb.

    Nice little scam.

    1. Lachowsky

      Those backyard tomato gardens need subsidies.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Tax shelter farm is more accurate.

    Well, yeah.

    1. Lachowsky

      It’s what I do. I haven’t gotten on the subsidy train yet. Probably need to start working on that.

      That said, I just sent my wife that link about who is getting subsidized in our zip code. Her response, “Oh My God. Waldo Flynn is fucking millionaire. And so is T.K. Ballard. All these people are. What the fuck?”

      1. Suthenboy

        How does she think they got to be millionaires?

        1. Lachowsky

          No kidding. Trying to get rich honestly is hard work.

          /kicks own self in ass.

          1. Stinky Wizzleteats

            If the feds give out subsidies to farmers so liberally how do the farmers who refuse subsidies manage to compete (or do they just go under)?

          2. MikeS

            It’s my understanding that there is no such thing as a farmer who doesn’t take government money in some way, shape or form. At least no “successful” ones…

          3. Lachowsky

            I think Mike is correct. Just looking at that list in my area, every single operation around me is getting the monies.

          4. Pine_Tree

            Actually, in my area the Mennonite farmers aren’t on the list (of course) and lots of them are successful in a modest way. The other big farmers definitely all are – I recognize all the names.

  16. Dr. Fronkensteen

    Ah yes, the logic of a trade war. Trump is upset that other countries tax their people at a higher rate then we do. He raises taxes. Then the other countries raise taxes on their people even higher because they’re upset that Trump raised taxes on US citizens.

  17. Count Potato

    “Out of Control: Online Mob Wrongly Targets Florida Reporter

    Haley Hinds, a reporter for Tampa’s Fox affiliate station, was wrongly targeted by an online mob last week. A video showing a woman ranting nastiness at a nail salon owner went viral. Hinds was contacted via Facebook messenger asking if she was the woman in the video.

    “Hello, were you the one in the nail salon video? If not, ignore this completely. If so, I thought you should read this tweet. Compassion is key – you are not above anyone,” the message read.

    Hinds responded, saying she was definitely not the person in the video, that whomever the nasty woman was, she was not in anyway connected to the station, and that she agreed compassion was paramount.

    Moments later, her picture was attached to the video and she was accused of being the nasty woman on film.

    Hinds received death threats, invitations to end her own life, and all manner of vile insult just because some internet rando assumed she was the woman in a video.

    Each of us received e-mails from Twitter saying, “there was no violation of the Twitter rules against abusive behavior.” The e-mail went on to say, “Some tweets may seem to be abusive when viewed in isolation, but may not be when viewed in the context of a larger conversation.” I’ve attached photos of their e-mail in which they explained further.

    I’m left shaking my head, wondering what inspires someone thousands of miles away to want to turn someone’s life upside down, to attempt to destroy their reputation in such a large way, and to, potentially, put them in actual danger.

    I’m left shaking my head, wondering how so many people on the Internet are willing to abandon their critical thinking skills, their eyesight, their hearing, and to blindly pull out their pitchforks because they’re so desperate to find a villain. They’ll believe whatever someone else says, whether it’s true or not. Truth just doesn’t seem to matter at the time.

    It’s how intentionally inaccurate memes and pictures spread like wildfire. It’s how fake news pops up all over the internet. It’s sad and it’s scary and it’s a problem that’s only getting worse.”

    https://legalinsurrection.com/2018/06/out-of-control-online-mob-wrongly-targets-florida-reporter/

  18. Count Potato

    “It hasn’t gone unnoticed that the Left is currently only stalking and harassing female GOP politicians…”

    https://twitter.com/AsheSchow/status/1010667068973355008

    1. MikeS

      A good re-tweet in the comments:

      Jack Posobiec
      ??
      ‏Verified account @JackPosobiec

      Democrats haven’t kicked this many people out of restaurants since the 1950s

  19. Winston

    You Know Who Else supported Freedom of Association as long as it allowed him to purge his opponents?

    Everyone is free to write and say whatever he likes, without any restrictions. But every voluntary association (including the party) is also free to expel members who use the name of the party to advocate anti-party views. Freedom of speech and the press must be complete. But then freedom of association must be complete too. I am bound to accord you, in the name of free speech, the full right to shout, lie and write to your heart’s content. But you are bound to grant me, in the name of freedom of association, the right to enter into, or withdraw from, association with people advocating this or that view. The party is a voluntary association, which would inevitably break up, first ideologically and then physically, if it did not cleanse itself of people advocating anti-party views.

    https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Vladimir_Lenin

    1. MikeS

      The Ohio National Guard?

  20. Juvenile Bluster

    30 listed as receiving farm subsidies in my zip code. “Only” a total of just over $200k.

    Which wouldn’t be so bad (comparatively), except that there’s no farmland in my zip code.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      I also checked my work zip code. This is entirely an urban, downtown area. 57 recipients, around $800k.

  21. Winston

    Who does this sound like?

    https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mao_Zedong

    “You are dictatorial.” My dear sirs, you are right, that is just what we are. All the experience the Chinese people have accumulated through several decades teaches us to enforce the people’s democratic dictatorship, that is, to deprive the reactionaries of the right to speak and let the people alone have that right.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      The President and about 530 members (give or take) of Congress?

      1. Winston

        Who are those 5 or so exceptions?

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          Paul, Amash, Massie … um… Walter Jones … um… ok, 531 or 532.

          1. Winston

            No Flake, Corker, Sanford or Polis?/Welch

          2. Juvenile Bluster

            3 of them are on their way out anyways.

            Flake was really once one of those guys, and then he went to the Senate and became stupid (I’m not talking about the anti-Trump stuff).

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Civility is for chumps

    But this isn’t simply a matter of a poorly chosen example. It points to the basic problem with the entire “civility” argument. American politics are uncivil — and have been long before Sanders sat down for dinner this weekend. And at the moment, this incivility is mainly coming from the White House. The Trump administration has flouted the norms of political discourse far more often than any of its opponents.

    Sanders is uniquely complicit in this. Her job requires providing cover for the president’s most egregious lies, undermining a vital part of public discourse — the very idea of fair and open public discourse about the truth. If refusing service to Sanders puts the spotlight on this feature, it might not harm America’s political civility; in fact, it might even improve it.

    ———-

    Rawls never really engaged with the possibility that a democratic government might make dishonesty one of its core political principles. But as my colleague Matt Yglesias has argued at length, that is what President Donald Trump has done — using a complete disregard for the truth as a tactic for advancing his agenda and keeping his base loyal.

    The sheer breadth of this assault is jaw-dropping; according to the Toronto Star’s database of Trump lies, since becoming president Trump has made at least 1,726 verifiably false statements, a clip of more than three a day. The New York Times compared Trump’s record to Obama’s, and found a huge discrepancy: “In his first 10 months, Trump told nearly six times as many falsehoods as Obama did during his entire presidency.”

    Sarah Sanders’s job as White House press secretary makes her especially complicit in this agenda.

    ——–

    The United States is in the middle of a particular type of political emergency: the failure of American civil discourse as a democratic practice. A little impoliteness, of the right kind, might help to restore it.

    Let it be war, then.

    1. slumbrew

      this incivility is mainly coming from the White House.

      Riiiiiight. All those cheerful “Antifa” folks, with their reasoned discourse, the high-brow salon that is Left Twitter – I could go on and on.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        They want violence and they’re going to get it. Some leftist with a conscience needs to step up and speak out against this stuff. Is Jimmy Carter busy?

        1. MikeS

          He’s still alive?

      2. Winston

        Is serious political violence really that close?

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          Yes.

        2. Well, you’ve got prominent figures on the left of the spectrum calling for violence against political foes, so…yeah, I think so.

          1. MikeS

            Especially when this is the strongest “condemnation” one of the Dem party’s elite has:

            In the crucial months ahead, we must strive to make America beautiful again. Trump’s daily lack of civility has provoked responses that are predictable but unacceptable. As we go forward, we must conduct elections in a way that achieves unity from sea to shining sea. https://t.co/vlpqOBLK4R

            — Nancy Pelosi (@NancyPelosi) June 25, 2018

    2. Yusef drives a Kia

      I just can’t see the Left ever winning, they are outgunned, and LEO ain’t gonna be body guards for anyone but themselves, So, Bring it on, Slavers!

      1. trshmnstr

        They see it like a reincarnation of the 60s and 70s. However there are three things very different. 1) they have no galvanizing issue/set of issues to rally the public around them; 2) more than enough on the right are looking for a fight this time around; and 3) there’s no room for the economy to improve as a distraction, like what happened in the 80s.

    3. Winston

      The very idea of fair and open public discourse about the truth.

      Read: disagreeing with the left is a ipso facto a lie.

      “In his first 10 months, Trump told nearly six times as many falsehoods as Obama did during his entire presidency.”

      I’m sure I trust the NYT’s definition of true and false.

    4. Dr. Fronkensteen

      At least Trump’s lies are obvious and mostly harmless. Yes I’m drinking the Kool-aid.

    5. The Other Kevin

      “In his first 10 months, Trump told nearly six times as many falsehoods as Obama did during his entire presidency.”
      – So Obama was also a liar, just not as BIG a liar.

      1. Dr. Fronkensteen

        Also depends on what your definition of the truth is. By an objective standard I’m betting those numbers narrow.

    6. Suthenboy

      They are losing at every turn. The flailing and screaming is epic. It is long overdue. Let ’em scream and flail.

    7. Gadfly

      The sheer breadth of this assault is jaw-dropping; according to the Toronto Star’s database of Trump lies, since becoming president Trump has made at least 1,726 verifiably false statements, a clip of more than three a day. The New York Times compared Trump’s record to Obama’s, and found a huge discrepancy: “In his first 10 months, Trump told nearly six times as many falsehoods as Obama did during his entire presidency.”

      Trump’s relationship with the truth isn’t great, but this is blatant Obama-fluffing. The number of lies isn’t the only measure – one must also consider the magnitude. In my book, “If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor” should count for at least 1,000 worth of Trump’s often petty penny-ante bullshit lies.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Her response, “Oh My God. Waldo Flynn is fucking millionaire. And so is T.K. Ballard. All these people are. What the fuck?”

    How does she think people get to be millionaires? Not by paying their own bills.

  24. Rufus the Monocled

    Boy did the refs make a mess in the 2 o’clock games; particularly the Spain one. How Pique wasn’t sent off and have hand penalty called against him (with no VAR no less!) is beyond me. Spain had no business being in a draw in that one. Morocco got robbed twice this WC (the first when FIFA admitted a penalty shot should have been awarded in the game against Portugal) and that sham of a display today. And to make it all worse, they go to VAR on the tying goal (and even then a case could be made it was offside) and reverse it. Ramos and Pique were in their fine play acting selves today.

    The game had consequences for Portugal because it meant Spain out of pure luck win the group and get…..Russia while Portugal get Uruguay.

    Ronaldo should have, imo, been sent off but not sure the penalty awarded Iran was a good one but there you. The ref kept control of the game way better than Irmatov did in the Spain/Morocco game. He lost the game when he failed to sanction/caution Pique for a reckless infraction; let alone a straight red.

    Games like these piss me off.

  25. Winston

    One of the more annoying things about Trump is the notion of the post-Truth era. Was there ever an era where politicians told the truth and election campaigns consisted of agreeing on everything?

  26. Rufus the Monocled

    France and China in a trade deal. Lol.

    Watch your backs. France will learn first hand how China does ‘deals’ and China will learn Macron has two asses and two mouths.

    Trump should sit back and watch it all unfold.

  27. Winston

    Hmm does this sound familiar?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_federal_election,_1957#Tory_struggles

    When a party calling itself Conservative can think of nothing better than to outbid the Government’s election promises; when it demands economy in one breath and increased spending in the next; when it proposes an immediate tax cut regardless of inflationary results … when in short, the Conservative party no longer gives us a conservative alternative after twenty-one years … then our political system desperately requires an opposition prepared to stand for something more than the improbable chance of quick victory.

    Also an example of the pre-Trump Truth Era:

    Facts were overwhelmed with sound, passion substituted for arithmetic, moral indignation pumped up to the bursting point. But Mr. Diefenbaker provided the liveliest show of the election … and many listeners undoubtedly failed to notice that he was saying even less than the Prime Minister, though saying it more shrilly and with evangelistic fervour … Mr. Diefenbaker has chosen instead to cast himself as the humble man in a mood of protest, the common Canadian outraged by Liberal prosperity, the little guy fighting for his rights.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      Dief the Chief was no Wizard of Oooze!

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everett_Dirksen

  28. Rufus the Monocled

    You know, you’d figure after 33 farm crisis-es, they’d start to ask what they’re doing wrong.

    I reckon Mellencamp has had to change the lyrics to ‘Rain on the Scarecrow’ over the years as I’m sure more families lost their farms. 97 crosses for families who lost 97 farms must be well over that figure. All Trump and Bush’s fault I’m sure if I understand Mellencamp’s politics correctly.

    Still love his music though. Yeh sue me. Fuck you.

    1. Winston

      Does the left care about family farms these days? They are a bunch of rednecks anyway…

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Ironic for Mellencamp who is a Democrat. I remember him railing against Reagan and even hating money was being spent on the Statute of Liberty to restore it in the 80s. Something along the lines of ‘I don’t give a shit about it. Put money in education or take care of the poor.’

        As opposed to getting his buddies to give a concert to raise money for the poor or education and donating their own sizeable wealth to it. Better to get the government to do it by plundering the middle class to pay for it.

        I also remember him turning down Reagan’s request to use ‘Pink Houses’ and that he hung up on him.

        1. Tres Cool

          I dont remember how it really shook out, finance-wise, but Stroh’s hosted a series of “Run For Liberty” 8K and 10K races in the mid 80s. A portion of the entry fee went to some fund or another to restore the Statue on Ellis Island. Private funding….gov’t monument….

  29. Endless Mike

    Good Lord.

    “Subsidy Recipients 1 to 30 of 1,109 in zipcode 59301
    Recipients in this zipcode received $95,856,574 from 1995-2006”.

    There are approximately 11,000 people in this zipcode.

    1. Suthenboy

      There are a bunch in my zip. Not surprising. You can drive for hours around here and see nothing but corn, soybeans, cotton, milo, cattle and timber.

  30. Trigger Hippie

    In regards to farm aid: I entered one of the zipcodes from my childhood and got quite a surprise. Check out number nine…

    https://farm.ewg.org/addrsearch.php?s=yup&stab=US&zip=64048&z=See+Recipients&last=&stab=MO&first=&fullname=&stab2=AL

    I just may have some suppressed memories I need to come to terms with.

    1. Mad Scientist

      E STANDS FOR EROTIC

    2. Lachowsky

      It’s okay, TH. we’ve all been there. You’re amongst friends.

    3. Suthenboy

      Of course. You think those woods he roams around in are free? Property taxes, planting fees, forestry fees….that shit aint cheap.

      *I am working on an article about the timber industry.

      1. Tundra

        Euphemism?

    4. STEVE SMITH REMEMBER!

  31. Juvenile Bluster

    I found my wife’s late grandmother on the list. She did actually own farmland, though I’m not sure what she was doing with it at the time. My father in law owns it now, but don’t see him on the list. It was a total of $372.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      Never mind, I found him. $59! Dude’s rolling in cash.

    2. Lachowsky

      Just found my grandpa. He got 5200 in the hotter than hell no rain for 2 months year of 2012.

      /hangs head in shame.

  32. mexican sharpshooter

    Look here and get really pissed off.

    How the hell do people in a suburban neighborhood in Phoenix get farm subsidies? There aren’t any farms…

    1. Lachowsky

      All you gotta go is fill out the proper forms.

    2. Suthenboy

      Beehives? Rabbit cages in their back yards? A chia-head in the kitchen window?
      I have no idea.

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        Now that you mention it, there is grandfathered horse property in the area…..

        DAAAAAYUM

    3. Dr. Fronkensteen

      They may still own a farm and have someone else farm it for them.

  33. Suthenboy

    Regarding the left’s behavior and the possibility of political violence here: “Conduct elections in a way that achieves unity from sea to shining sea.”

    Hey Nancy maybe we should consult Maduro or Castro on how to do that?

    If we think they are bad now what will it be like when the elections arrive? Will they use violence to keep people from the polls? If they lose the midterms, which I predict they will, Nov. 2020 will be a hell of a shitshow.

    1. Dr. Fronkensteen

      They can’t lose unless the Russians interfere with our elections again. /leftist conspiracy theory.

      1. Suthenboy

        I cant wait to hear them double down on the ‘Trump voters are Nazis’ voter winning strategy.
        “If you think this government should look after the interests of its citizens you are a misogynist, racist, islamophobic deplorable who is irredeemable who should be sent off to camps for adults! Vote for us, or else!”

        I think Pelosi’s ‘achieving unity from sea to shining sea’ comment is essentially an endorsement for rigged elections. They always were a bunch of banana republic thugs. It is overdue for them to stop pretending they aren’t.

        1. Mad Scientist

          “If you think this government should look after the interests of its citizens you are a misogynist, racist, islamophobic deplorable who is irredeemable who should be sent off to camps for adults! Vote for us, or else!”

          This is essentially their message. “You’re stupid, and we hate you. Feed us.”

          1. Suthenboy

            I like yours better.

  34. Count Potato

    “MUST-WATCH: Crowds in Iran are chanting “Death to Palestine!” Not to Israel. Not to America. But to Palestine. Hamas and Hezbollah and Palestinian Jihad can kiss their Iranian funding goodbye if the regime falls.”

    https://twitter.com/SohrabAhmari/status/1011252617492787200

    1. BakedPenguin

      Hamas I get, but Hezbollah – as co religionists (meaning Shiites, not just Islamics) surprises me.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        They’re pining for the Shah as well. I don’t think they’re hardcore Islamists.

    2. kbolino

      Is there actually any chance of the mullahs getting toppled?

  35. Tundra

    And in non-Tesla automotive news:

    Sweet Revenge: Volkswagen Takes World Record on Pikes Peak

    Volkswagen’s I.D. R Pikes Peak all-electric race car made history at the Pikes Peak International Hill Climb this past weekend, becoming the fastest vehicle ever to tackle the mountain.

    The intent was for VW to restore its honor (after leaving the event in shame in the 1980s) and best the EV record set by course veteran Rhys Millen in 2016. But the German automaker’s electrified demon handily smashed that record. With a total time of 7:57.148, the Volkswagen I.D. R has proven its mettle and its driver, Romain Dumas, will be cemented as a Pikes Peak legend on par with Rod Millen and Nobuhiro “Monster” Tajima.

    Pretty cool stuff. I prefer the old days, sans pavement, but good for VW.

    1. mexican sharpshooter

      The last time I was on that rock part of the road wasn’t paved.

      1. Tundra

        Looks like it wasn’t fully paved until 2011.

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          That’s about the last time I went up there.

  36. Count Potato

    “Hermit who escaped civilization to live naked on a desert island is forced to return to Japan by authorities after 29 YEARS”

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5883941/Hermit-lived-naked-deserted-island-29-YEARS-returned-Japan.html

    1. Tres Cool

      I want to know where he got the smokes from.

      1. Florida Man

        He still had contact with the mainland. Not as cool a story as I first thought.

    1. Tres Cool

      Yes, yes, yes…..

  37. Tres Cool

    In the vein of what Maxine Waters seems to be trying to pull (incite violence), isn’t that out of the Al Sharpton playbook? The Crown Heights riot comes to mind.

    1. Suthenboy

      You know who else had a playbook that called for inciting violence?

      1. Tres Cool

        Mike Ditka?

      2. Spudalicious

        Braveheart?

      3. Grumbletarian

        Chuck Daly?

  38. mikey

    Farm subsidy thing is cool.
    In my previous zip, a outside the beltway suburban place in Mass with a little agriculture left. 2/3s of the subsidies $450 went to a total asshole. We went to his stand once and he tried to cheat us out of a couple bucks on a sack of potatoes. My son pumped gas at the station across the street and he’d cheat by resetting the pump while filling up. Christ, what an asshole – trying to cheat a 15-year-old who was supposed to make the take balance the pump readouts.

    1. Mad Scientist

      Holy shit.

    2. mikey

      $450 K

  39. Count Potato

    This is like something from South Park.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DgkOIwIWsAASkNF.jpg

    1. BakedPenguin

      Unrelated: I always thought South Carolina had a cool state flag.

    2. Sean

      That’s good.

    3. Suthenboy

      Fuckin’ Acosta. Crankin’ out pure propaganda 24/7 and screaming like a baby because Trump and Sanders call him out on his bullshit.

    4. Spudalicious

      The “CNN SUCKS” sign in the background is pure gold.

  40. Lachowsky

    Fucking storms in omaha are delaying the start of the national championship series. Damn it, I have to be up at 5:30 and the game doesn’t even have a start time yet.

  41. This Machine

    I checked out the farm handouts link and after my shallow rage subsided, I realized I shouldn’t be mad at the “farmers” (one of whom runs a full-time construction business and still takes home 250 large in free munnee). I’m mad at the politicians. If Uncle Sam is throwing money out the window, I’m not gonna blame the guys standing under it with a bucket. I’ll blame their enablers on Capitol Hill.

  42. kbolino

    As a periodic reminder of what the word “fascism” actually means:

    Fascism

    Not fascism

    1. Suthenboy

      Actually Fascism is an economic system wherein property and the means of production are privately owned but controlled by government.
      Racism, nationalism, party fanaticism, thuggery, etc dont have anything to do with it. A good example of real, no-shit fascism would be our government’s recent bailout of the domestic auto industry and mandates on how energy is produced and used. We are not a solidly fascist country but damned close.
      Nazism also has nothing to do with the kind of thuggery that people are labeling as Nazism. Nazism is simply a heavy mix of nationalism and socialism.

      1. kbolino

        Meh. That argument runs into some weird kind of “not real fascism” line of thinking. The Nazis, the Falangists, the right-Peronists, the Iron Guard, and the original Fascists of Italy are all fascists. Those regimes had more in common than just economic ideas. If anything, the economic side of fascism is the carrot while the brutal repression and centralized state control of politics and society is the stick. Regardless, both are essential characteristics.

        1. Suthenboy

          trying to type w a sandwich
          characterists you mention are baked into the socialism side of things
          whats fucked up about fascism is extreme central control meaning economic disaster

        2. Suthenboy

          I might be making a distinction without a difference. both fascism and socialism have coercion baked right into them. Both systems must be imposed more so than most.

      2. Spudalicious

        Communism the government owns the business. Fascism the business is owned privately and the government just tells it what to do. Two opposite ideologies standing shoulder to shoulder.

        1. Suthenboy

          I am not sure they are that opposite. Superficially they are nearly indistinguishable. both strong central command economies rife with cronyism.

          1. Spudalicious

            One of the best descriptions of the two I learned a number of years ago. Fascism and Communism are supposed to the opposite ends of the spectrum. But if you look at ideology as a circle, it makes much more sense.

            Start at the top of the circle with Fascism. Travel around the circle until you butt into Fascism and you’ve reach Communism. Every other ideology lies somewhere on the circle in between those two.

  43. DEG

    ZTE, the Chinese smartphone maker, says it can’t fix a urinal in the men’s room of one of its offices because it is afraid doing so will run afoul of the blanket ban imposed on the company by US regulators.

    I sympathize.

    At a previous job, the batteries in the sensors for the urinal’s flushing mechanisms died. The building management claimed they needed a special tool to open up the mechanism to replace the battery. It took six months to replace the battery. The building management couldn’t be bothered to put an “OUT OF ORDER” sign on the urinal.

  44. DEG

    I searched in the farm subsidy database for the ZIP code where I grew up. The municipal government got a subsidy. Fuck.

  45. This was posted in morning lynx but here’s the link to the actual study.

    https://uky.az1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_bjzC0AzmRCEvxhb

    Over-under on number of Glibs participating is 6.

    1. Count Potato

      Sounds like a scam to collect dick pics.

    2. Suthenboy

      I am guessing there will be skewed results based on flawed methodology.

  46. DU is a fucking joke anyway.

    https://www.thecollegefix.com/post/46052/

    What kind of retard spends $40K+ per year for an education that is vastly inferior to CSU?

    1. Spudalicious

      At first I thought you meant Ducks Unlimited. I was about to go all STEVE SMITH on your ass.

      1. Count Potato

        I thought he meant Democratic Underground.

  47. Didn’t search earlier, but another good piece by Williamson at NRO: https://www.nationalreview.com/2018/06/venezuela-economic-collapse-socialism-always-fails/

    Venezuela and North Korea could not be more dissimilar in terms of their respective cultures, peoples, and histories. And yet they have arrived in approximately the same place: at the terminus of F. A. Hayek’s “Road to Serfdom.”

    I have long argued that about half of our political disagreements are simply cases of failing to agree about the meaning of a word. By “capitalism” libertarians mean the free enterprise of Adam Smith and Milton Friedman, while our friends on the left mean by “capitalism” the shenanigans of the United Fruit Company in Guatemala (it’s always the United Fruit Company!), the crimes of Enron, the purported misdeeds of Halliburton, etc. Libertarians might respond that lobbying the CIA to knock over unfriendly tropical governments is not exactly what we mean by free enterprise, but the conversation rarely advances much beyond that, in part because of the emotional resonances of certain words, e.g. “neocon,” “corporation,” “exploitation,” etc.

    Venezuela is what we mean by socialism.

    1. mikey

      Nice. What could the Atlantic have been thinking when they hired him?

    2. Suthenboy

      I have long had trouble with the term ‘capitalism’ being used to describe an economic system contrived by men. For me it simply means the natural course of successful enterprises that recognize the nature of the world we live in.
      Any enterprise required the investment of resources, effort to improve natural resources and then an output greater than the initial investment plus the effort involved. The ‘capitalists’, the people supplying the initial investment are simply providing a service to those investing the effort. In the end the output simply has to repay those players and have a surplus. It is simple math. Anything less and resources are squandered and eventually run out.
      This ultra simple concept is what escapes the socialist.

  48. dorvinion

    Re: Farm subsidies

    My Iowa zipcode had over 70 million from 96 to 06 to over 1000 recipients
    Two were well over 1 million.
    Top 10 are all > 750k

    For the zipcode I grew up in much smaller numbers, only about 33 million and 750 recipients.

    My grandfather (who lived in another state) got a rather piddly amount (after fuel, maintenance, and time for the annual mowing that was required) for keeping his land in conservation.
    He could have made three to five times as much by having someone cut hay off it two or three times a year, and not had to go out and spend a few days mowing it.

    He passed away last year and my parents have since been been having someone cut hay off it. Fortunately these days the large round bales are the thing people want so no nasty hay bucking.
    My old man’s long term plan is to turn it into an orchard of some kind. If he can get the trees to take off, in about 5-15 years it could be one of the most profitable farms in the county, and certainly the most profitable for its size.