Hope all you dads out there had a great Fathers Day weekend. And I hope the USGA are proud of themselves for killing the greens on Saturday.  Looks like they are, because they spent all day yesterday patting themselves on the back for “fixing” the problem they created in the first place.  At least next year is at Pebble Beach.  They can’t ruin that as well, can they?

Way to go, Germany.  You too, Brazil. Hell, throw Argentina in there.  They all gave points away, Germany most of all.  But I think all Americans who follow soccer can unite in our contempt for Landon Donovan. I especially like in his tweet toward Carlos Bocanegra where he says to “stand for something.”  I guess “something” is Wells Fargo dropping a small pile of money in your lap.  Douchebag.

Firstros!

Hey, look. The Astros just completed a 10-game road trip. And went 10-0. They have their streak at 11 right now and are finally looking like its coming together.  Now about that bullpen…

And speaking of baseball, your CWS early round winners were Texas Tech, Mississippi State, North Carolina and the Arkansas Razorbacks.  And speaking of Razorback fans, of which I know we have a couple here, get a load of this genius in Omaha.

“And this is for our German friends.”

That’s it for sports.  Hey, famous mountain climber George Mallory was born on this date. He shares it with (should-be) basketball legend George Mikan, base-stealer Lou Brock, musician and scold Paul McCartney, blowhard Roger Ebert, one-time hottie Isabella Rossellini, (possibly the best) defensive end (of all time) Bruce Smith, former ace of hearts Uday Hussein, and spitter Sandy Alomar. Its also the date when William Penn founded Philadelphia, Napoleon was defeated at Waterloo, Susan B Anthony was fined $100 for voting, the 1st Amusement park in America opened its doors in Atlantic City, Ameila Earhart proved that women can do anything men can do (several years later) by flying across the Atlantic, Winston Churchill gave his “this was their finest hour” speech, Brezhnev visited the US and Nixon, Sally Ride travels to space, Boris Yeltsin visited the US, and Unabomber (and possible Glibertarian) Ted Kaczynski was indicted. Fine stuff, some of that.

OK, on to…the links!

This makes sense.

Five are dead after their SUV, filled with 14 people, overturned while being pursued by the Border Patrol. Its safe to assume both sides in the illegal immigration and detention debate will be using this all day.

Meghan Markle’s father is a really weird dude.  I, for one, look forward to him making an ass out of himself and the royal family he’s now technically a part of.  This is gonna be like Billy Carter on steroids.

The New York state assembly says “In this case, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part.” And apparently, they were just the guys to do it.

Loser assholes.

Party-crashers get what’s coming to them.  I’m shocked none of the attendees got arrested.

Fucking Chicago…..not much else to say. But by all means, keep him. We don’t want him back in Texas, unless its to serve out a sentence.

22 people were injured when gunfire erupted at an all-night arts festival in New Jersey. Huh, it got pushed off the front page of all the liberal rags pretty quickly.  Gee, I wonder why.

And Ted Cruz beat Jimmy Kimmel in a game of 1-on-1 basketball for charity. I can only imagine that it was a near shot-by-shot remake of the “cripple fight” scene from South Park.  Come on, you two. Settle your spat by strapping on gloves and beating each other to a pulp. 1 on 1 is boring and lacks the violence we crave in out politician-vs-talk show host disagreements.

I almost picked “Jet” just to rile someone up, but I’m going further back. And picking a better song.

Have a great day, friends. I’m going to get a root canal in a couple hours.