Buenos Dias! I’m normally not awake when the links go up so this is a bit different for me.
So let’s see how does Sloopy do this….?
Deportes! Liga Bancomer….its World Cup time so they’re not playing. But this Boxer was executed for…reasons. 
MÉXICO – Este domingo por la noche se reportó la ejecución del peleador mexicano de 25 años, Gilberto Parra Medina, en la colonia Ejidal de Pueblo Yaqui, en Ciudad Obregón, Sonora, en compañía de Orlando Verduzco, de acuerdo con reportes locales.
Parra Medina, mejor conocido como ‘Parrita’, disputó en marzo de 2015 el campeonato de peso minimosca de la Organización Mundial de Boxeo, y apenas en marzo pasado perdió ante el capitalino Saúl Juárez la pelea por el campeonato latino de peso minimosca del Consejo Mundial de Boxeo.
Según reportes locales, el boxeador estaba a bordo de un auto gris de marca Matiz, que iba conduciendo el propio peleador, cuando fueron atacados por otro vehículo, del que no se dio más información.
Agentes periciales no informaron de inmediato sobre los impactos de bala que recibió el joven boxeador. De acuerdo con un testigo, los dos tripulantes del vehículo fallecieron al instante, lo cual provocó consternación en el medio boxístico local, estatal y nacional.
Parra Medina sostuvo 31 peleas profesionales, de las cuales ganó 26, perdió apenas cuatro y tuvo un No Contest.
MEXICO CITY – This Sunday night, the execution of the 25-year-old Mexican fighter, Gilberto Parra Medina, was reported in the Ejidal neighborhood of Pueblo Yaqui in Ciudad Obregón, Sonora, in the company of Orlando Verduzco, according to local reports.
Parra Medina, better known as ‘Parrita’, played in March 2015 the World Boxing Organization light flyweight championship, and just last March lost to the capital Saul Juarez the fight for the Latin World Lightweight Championship of the World Council of Boxing.
According to local reports, the boxer was aboard a gray Matiz car, which was being driven by the fighter himself, when they were attacked by another vehicle, of which no further information was given.
Expert agents did not immediately report on the bullet impacts the young boxer received. According to one witness, the two crewmembers of the vehicle died instantly, which caused consternation in the local, state and national boxing media.
Parra Medina held 31 professional fights, of which she won 26, lost just four and had a No Contest.
Venezuela threw me for a loop and released prisoners. I bet it because the prison ran out of food.
El gobierno de Venezuela liberó a 80 opositores detenidos, algo que calificó como un acto de paz después que el presidente Nicolás Maduro diera la orden el viernes. En el listado de los opositores presos que salieron en libertad este fin de semana están Gilbert Caro, Renzo Prieto, Wilmer Azuaje y Raúl Emilio Baduel. El fiscal general Tarek William Saab además comunicó que se pueden esperar más excarcelaciones en el transcurso de la semana.
The Venezuelan government released 80 opponents arrested, which he described as an act of peace after President Nicolás Maduro gave the order on Friday. In the list of the imprisoned opponents that were released this weekend are Gilbert Caro, Renzo Prieto, Wilmer Azuaje and Raúl Emilio Baduel. Attorney General Tarek William Saab also announced that more releases can be expected over the course of the week.
HEY You leave Ohio out of this!
La ironía de esta declaración es que Trump se refiere a una práctica espeluznante que está ocurriendo en su gobierno y que refleja la profunda crisis moral del país. Según un reporte del diario The New York Times, desde octubre pasado el Servicio de Control de Inmigración y Aduanas de Estados Unidos (ICE, por sus siglas en inglés) ha separado a 700 niños de sus padres o de otros adultos tutores mientras intentaban cruzar la frontera suroeste hacia EE.UU.
Dentro de estos niños se encontraba un bebé de 18 meses, cuya madre se presentó ante las autoridades de inmigración para pedir asilo con el certificado de nacimiento del pequeño en su poder.
A principios de este mes, el secretario general de la Casa Blanca, John Kelly, protagonizó varios titulares por ni siquiera haber intentado ocultar su desprecio frente a estos niños, al decir que aquellos arrestados por los agentes “serán atendidos, llevados a un cuidado temporal o lo que sea”.
Y, semanas previas, el Departamento de Salud y Servicios Humanos admitió que la agencia había perdido el rastro de aproximadamente 1.500 niños inmigrantes que puso en el sistema de hogares temporal de Estados Unidos, durante los gobiernos de Trump y del expresidente Barack Obama. Recientemente, una red de traficantes que se hizo pasar por patrocinadores para estos hogares fue expuesta por forzar a los niños inmigrantes a vivir y trabajar bajo condiciones espantosas en granjas de pollos en Ohio.
The irony of this statement is that Trump refers to a creepy practice that is occurring in his government and that reflects the deep moral crisis of the country. According to a report in The New York Times, since last October the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement Service (ICE) has separated 700 children from their parents or other adult guardians while trying to cross the border. Southwest border towards USA
Among these children was an 18-month-old baby, whose mother appeared before the immigration authorities to request asylum with the child’s birth certificate in her possession.
Earlier this month, White House Secretary General John Kelly made headlines for not even trying to hide his contempt of these children by saying that those arrested by the agents “will be taken care of, taken into temporary care. or whatever”.
And, weeks before, the Department of Health and Human Services admitted that the agency had lost track of the approximately 1,500 immigrant children it placed in the United States’ temporary housing system during the Trump and former President Barack Obama governments. Recently, a network of traffickers posing as sponsors for these homes was exposed for forcing immigrant children to live and work under appalling conditions in chicken farms in Ohio.
A breif reminder the airlines hate your dog, as much as they hate you.
informan que el animal iba en una transportadora de mascotas desde Phoenix y se dirigía a Newark, Nueva Jersey. Fue encontrado muerto en su caja el miércoles por la mañana en una instalación de carga en el aeropuerto.
Relacionado:
“Al final del vuelo, el perro estaba muerto y la mujer lloraba sentada en el pasillo”
Delta Air Lines informó que un asistente de vuelo revisó al perro alrededor de las 6 a.m y luego dos horas más tarde, cuando ya lo halló muerto.
La aerolínea informó en un comunicado a la televisora WXYZ-TV que está “llevando a cabo una revisión exhaustiva de la situación”.
A principios de este año, un cachorro de bulldog francés murió después de que una azafata de United Airlines le dijo a su dueño que colocara la jaula del perro en un compartimento superior.
they report that the animal was on a pet carrier from Phoenix and was heading to Newark, New Jersey. He was found dead in his box on Wednesday morning at a loading facility at the airport.
Related:
“At the end of the flight, the dog was dead and the woman was crying sitting in the hallway”
Delta Air Lines reported that a flight attendant checked the dog around 6 a.m. and then two hours later, when he was found dead.
The airline said in a statement to WXYZ-TV that it is “carrying out a thorough review of the situation.”
Earlier this year, a French bulldog puppy died after a United Airlines stewardess told her owner to place the dog’s cage in an overhead compartment.
Happy birthday to New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, Ron Livingston, “Marky” Mark Whalberg and Kenny G!
Maybe not Kenny G.
Translation services provided by the Alpha Beta corporation. Who think you are dangerous.
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419 responses to “¡Martes por la mañana enlaces mexicanos!”
You sir are late. I had to read the news for myself while drinking coffee. Ridiculous!
Not everyone can be Speedy Gonzalez…
Speedy Gonzales is no longer a racist caricature because he can be used against Trump!
https://www.theguardian.com/film/shortcuts/2016/apr/06/can-speedy-gonzales-stick-it-to-donald-trump
Rules are made to
be brokenpunish the unbelievers.Sadly, Speedy was the only positive Mexican character on TV growing up. The rest were mostly Danny Trejo stereotypes.
Now my kids have Dora the Explorer, and Princess Sofia. Neither of whom are Mexican.
Danny Trejo is actually a pretty positive role model. Turned his life around, does lots of good shit.
I’m referring to his signature role of “angry, tattooed, knife-wielding, Mexican.” Which isn’t necessarily bad either.
I do agree, he actually is a pretty good role model, he sells vegan tacos in real life.
My wife met him once and says he’s a big sweetheart.
A friend of mind said the same when he met Trejo at Walter Reed.
Doesn’t Mexico have Mexican role models on television?
I don’t feel tardy.
/some Mexican
I brought my lápiz
Clase despedido
Being tardy once can be forgiven.
Repeats of tardiness is just plain stupid.
Do you get the feeling you are being played…?
It annoys the shit out of me at work. It’s always the same people late over and over. WTF?
That’s me, but I’m also the last one here every day.
What is this late for work shit. I set my own damn hours
Repeat tardiness, is that like being re-tardy?
Finally! Someone gets clever word play
Stand-up friend did a bit about if you were retarded, then at some point, you first had ‘the tard’
I brought my PENCILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Tard Tuesday: Not Just A River In Egypt Edition
Just waiting and waiting to get that first OT link in, eh?
I’ll have you know that I curate my OT with extra special attention given to the quality of derp.
Being a cult leader seems like fun. Can literally rape women and be maybe the most corrupt politician history and still have true believers swear to defend you.
But Trump talks about grabbing pussy and he is still president, so Clinton making an intern suck his pee-pee or raping women should not be a big deal…
I actually heard some donkey apologist feminist make this exact argument when she was asked why so many supposed feminists don’t take WJC to the shed for his behavior.
As if we needed more proof feminism defined by the left is not just a bunch of marxism shilling cunts twisting themselves into pretzels in order to use their movement against those that refuse to accept the evil ideology they are peddling.
Of course the DU morons are too stupid to realize the DemOp media is deliberately focusing on Monica to avoid the Juanita Broaddrick/Kathleen Willey rapey stuff. Because Lewinsky was consensual, so they can pretend Bill’s ‘activities’ were no big deal.
I strongly encourage Team Blue to follow this advice. And I hope Team Red similarly stands by Roy Moore and Joe Arpaio.
/praying for the death of the two party oligopoly
Sorry, I no speaka the taco
“No speako the dago”
If they release more prisoners in Venezuela what are the rest of the inmates going to eat?
Wasserman Schultz – Even crazier than I thought. Was this guy servicing her in other ways?
Assisted Imran Awan with Land Deal – Screamed “F*cking Islamophobe!” at House Official Investigating Her Dear Imran
“Servicing” DWS? Fucking immigrants doing the jobs that Americans refuse to do themselves.
Welp, this will help with the old diet.
[begins vomiting uncontrollably]
She looks like a lizard.
Paging Mr. Lizard to the racial grievance courtesy phone!
I swear you guys see one off eyeball or the occasional tongue flick and you scream skinsuit. You should really check your warm-blood privelege
MikeS is doxxed?
White Nationalist running for school board in Grand Forks, ND.
The guy has some pretty bad views on race, but his bio also has some things that I sort of endears himself to the reader.
I know quite a few people from Nichiren Shoshu, better known as Soka Gakkai. One New Year’s day, I actually went to temple to chant with them. I just made it up. “Ohhm, Go rin, Aiiim a noaidea whadda we dooin here.”
A very good friend of my wife and I is a big time devotee of that. I always referred to it as “haminahaminahamina”. But she wasn’t skirt worthy enough to give up my long time belief in being totally apathetic on god shit.
Ikeda is a POS charlatan. His followers have all been good people. Weird that.
Hmm, no offense to your friend. Meh.
daijobu.
I don’t know anything really about the whole deal except that our friend was pretty devoted to it (and she was a very nice person).
He’s one of those thousands of dollars suit wearers that milks poor people out of money to feed his ego. You go through the run down residential neighborhoods and all you see are Komeito (SGI’s political arm) and Communist party posters.
Did it work? Did he score?
“He left abruptly in 1973.”
It would appear not.
He should just advocate POC – Only safe spaces for students of color – “safe” lunch spaces, “safe” classrooms, “safe” drinking fountains, and then he can just sit back and collect his ACLU endorsement.
This is the most in-depth story I’ve seen on him. I suspect that the local rag is purposely ignoring him to not give him any more name recognition.
His views on race are sensible and if he replaced the word white for Jewish, Black, Native American, or Hispanic would be more egalitarian than most peoples views on minorities. All the U.S. minority congresscritters are single issue race advocates, if not supremacists.
The airline said in a statement to WXYZ-TV that it is “carrying out a thorough review of the situation.”
Asses were covered.
Except for that one ass, which was thrown to the wolves, for the Greater Good.
Tard Tuesday: IT’S A TAKEOVER Edition
Well since the Dems have been taken over by Commies I guess turnabout is fair play.
I just think it’s funny that a low level committee officer in an unimportant county of Washington State is now a bellwether for the entire GOP.
I know it’s not like he’s an anti-Semitic councilman in DC.
If the Dems are going to make all politics identity-politics, it makes sense that their opposition will coalesce into pro-whitey groups.
“An affiliate of a “pro-white” group”
According to the SPLC, that’s everyone besides Louis Farrakhan.
“According to a report in The New York Times”
That is all I needed to know.
Parra Medina held 31 professional fights, of which she won 26, lost just four and had a No Contest.
I need some pronoun training.
Its Google’s fault.
You see, in Spanish the pronoun used to describe he or she is the same word without regard to gender. The nouns in Spanish are determined to be male or female and normally this doesn’t cause issues with translation because in context we can all figure it out—the boxer is male right? Google’s software simply didn’t recognize the boxer was clearly male. It probably just assumed he was female, and thus chose the English word She.
I simply chose not to proofread the translation as nobody actually reads the links anyways and is more concened about the timliness of arrival of said links.
This EVIL DRUMPF SEPUHRAYTS CHILDRUNS narrative is retarded beyond belief. He’s doing what has been policy for decades of not putting kids in the same holding areas as the adults for the safety of the kids. Maybe it sucks, maybe it doesn’t; but it’s just more typical media mendacity to pretend like this wasn’t happening under every other president back to at least Reagan.
I always hear they’re refugees fleeing for safety. It doesn’t concern the concerned that there may be a major problem with a direct border with a State so failed it has a major refugee problem?
Well those refugees are likely to vote Dem so there’s no issue. Now if they were likely to vote GOP we might have to do something about it…
They’re not likely to vote at all.
Oh, really?
Yes, even if that’s true. If 13% of them vote, then 87% don’t.
No, 13% are willing to ADMIT that they vote; that being true it is likely nowhere near the percent who actually vote, yet don’t admit it. Especially in prog paradises like California where the Dems get out the vote machinery provides transportation, encouragement, etc. to get them to the polls.
All of their narratives are retarded beyond belief. Imaginary booger men whipped up out of thin air. Are they still crowing about 5 out of 4 college girls get gang raped? Nazis hiding behind every tree? Women forced into slavery instead of receiving paychecks? Trump is a Russian puppet? I could go on but it gets tiresome.
Booger men are the tools of Big Kleenex!
For this go-round the American powers that be are joining the St. Petersburg Army (wittingly or otherwise) to make them symbols of the Democrats running to take back our government. In doing so, they’re attempting to deflect from the candidates and put focus on the villains they worked so long and hard to create.
The batteries on my space-alien-to-pidgin-gibberish translator must be dying. I can make neither heads nor tails of this.
Maybe Mr. Lizard can help?
Rods from God is “helping”
They might…I guess, if one landed on the dork that wrote that gibberish, right?
The word salads your species create are some of the finest in the galaxy
Why I love Amazon
Local Somali “advocacy group” is in the news denouncing Amazon’s horrible, horrible treatment of workers in the local warehouse.
I hope Amazon realizes that this should be their public stance on this nonsense as well as something that the workers were told.
My new religion requires that I be paid 4x as much as my coworkers for only working 2 hours a day. Accommodate me you bigots.
Don’t you want to join my church and be a Mondayitarian? You can wander in late on Monday and no one can say shit because it is part of your religion.
That and we hold that Power Point presentations are unclean and you cannot be forced to handle them.
That second part is a pretty good sell.
Your letter containing news, I would like to subscribe. The name may need work though, you don’t want to be confused with the Moonies.
I’m an All-Weekatarian. It’s against my beliefs to work any day of the week but I still expect to get paid for my (non-) labor.
So… you’re in the union?
“Hey, it could be worse, guys. Y’all could be working under appalling conditions in chicken farms in Ohio.”
Sadly we have declined so far into leftist insanity this is seen as being somehow unreasonable.
This started way back when the Somalis were first getting their toehold here and they demanded that Target couldn’t make a cashier touch pork products because of their religion. Instead of telling them to do the job or find another, they just relocated them to other jobs inside Target.
I believe there is some law about rewarding behavior and what you get when you do.
I remember reading something about Somali cabdrivers at the Minneapolis airport refusing to pick up people who had bought liquor at the duty-free store.
The media played it up as if they wouldn’t pick people with liquor up. I have a friend who was part of that and he said that there were multiple times the cabbies would pull over and dump the people and their bags on the side of the road (which can be bad at night in the middle of winter).
Luckily Uber has sorted that situation out pretty well. For some reason the taxi drivers have improved their behavior and they no longer demand their right to refuse service to drunks.
So it was worse than the press would admit. How surprising.
My limited experience working with devout muslims amounts to their habit of fulfilling their 5x/day prayers at the most inopportune moments obviously calculated to slow/stop/sabotage efforts at efficiency and productivity.
My favorite was a Somali client who refused to eat any pork or drink alcohol at a dinner we brought him to when he was in town (he also intimated that we shouldn’t have any either), but then spent a shit ton of money at a strip club afterwards (went there with our salesman).
Here they not only demand a prayer room, but also a foot washing station.
See the toilet? Stick your foot in that and flush. Foot swirlie.
I’ve never worked with any. I have worked with Lebanese Christians, and they said the same thing you did – it’s something the Muslims use as an excuse to get out of work.
Our recent mandatory compliance training at work featured a video of two coworkers complaining amongst themselves about their Muslim coworker who successfully petitioned the company to convert the communal breakroom (featuring a foosball table!) into a prayer room. The conversation was presented as an example of doubleplusungoodbadthink. I nearly had a valid workman’s comp claim from rolling my eyes so hard.
I should note that I worked with a devout Sunni Muslim for a few years fairly recently when he moved to a better job. He was one of the warmest, most amicable people I’ve ever met, and I don’t ever recall any conflict arising or any special accommodations having to be made in regards to his faith. I’m pretty well convinced that it’s mostly a white people thing to signal to other white people just how tolerant and progressive they are.
Providing religious facilities is perfectly acceptable in the fictional world of the compliance video? How about a chapel for an employee bible study group? No problems with that, right?
We had a Muslim inmate at the prison who apparently had a religious issue with taking a cup of water and her medications during Ramadan. Now, I’m not an expert scholar of Islam or anything, but I’m just saying: there were many other Muslim inmates, and none of them needed any special accommodation for their medications. So, the nurses decided to be nice and actually took her meds down to her cell after sundown, which is a big fucking inconvenience in the prison, what with the extremely tight control of medications and whatnot. The day Ramadan was over, she barged into the medical department and demanded to have the med times changed back immediately, then she made a sad pouty face when I told her that she doesn’t have an appointment and she’ll have to fill out the health services request form in order to get one.
She would also pretend to not speak English, but you’d catch her speaking damn near perfect English with other inmates when she thought the staff couldn’t hear her.
According to the Southern Poverty Law Center, which tracks hate groups, he got deeply involved in Transcendental Meditation and then Nichiren Shoshu Buddhism before joining the Church of Scientology. He rose quickly, joining the group’s elite “Sea Organization,” which recruits new members. He left abruptly in 1973.
That guy deserves a song.
Or Eminent Front, it’s a put on.
SEA SMITH ORGANIZE RECTUM BY SIZE.
1- They are not legitimate asylum seekers, they are economic migrants.
2 – The separation of children is not a policy created by Trump, and it is done to ensure the safety of the children, rather than just mix adults and children randomly into a single detention center.
3 – If the migrants don’t like this, they can apply for legal entry and immigration status rather than trying to game the system with phony asylum claims.
Must be sundown cause these ladies are showing off some headlights.
http://archive.is/ALZBt
50 certainly has the purpose of life figured out.
#1 should get “Cut Spending” panties.
At least 32 answers our pizza question. Who’d have thought it was day old Dominos?
look up “pizza dare” on any old pron site. Good times.
“…and here’s the pepperoni?”
Parkland survivors embark on summer tour (video link)
I hope they play their greatest hits, and not just the new stuff.
I encourage this wholeheartedly. Let’s find the worst possible spokesmen for our cause and have them tour all over the place relentlessly flogging their unpopular dreck.
Continuing to embrace these clowns is an own goal by the gun grabbers.
Lolapadoofus.
Like American Idol?
“When we complained, the managers said if you’re not able to do the job, quit,” Hirad said.
I thought slaves couldn’t quit.
“Of the 506,994 pets transported by U.S. airlines in 2017, 24 died, 15 were injured and one was lost, according to Department of Transportation data. Eighteen of the deaths and 13 of the injuries were on United, while two deaths and one injury were reported by Delta.”
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dog-found-dead-in-carrier-during-delta-air-lines-layover-2018-06-03/
How many out of a half-million dogs die on any given anyway? If they are on a plane, then the police can’t shoot them.
How many people died?
I always wonder how many dogs just die of a heart attack or something because they’ve never been put in a crate in a cargo hold, or travelled at all.
24 deaths out of 500,000 is very small, but 18 out of 24 deaths from one airline is very large
No chance I’m putting my dog on a plane, regardless. They treat me like shit – I imagine being thrown in the cargo hold is somewhat worse.
I thought the Bay Area was utopia? Why would anyone want to leave Paradise?
http://www.sacbee.com/news/business/article212449489.html
Goddamnit. I hope they don’t all move to Colorado.
Idaho is so fucked.
Too late. Boulder Just Banned Ownership of AR-15 Rifles
Boulder is Boulder. It’s always been Berkeley in the Rockies. We were worried when we started planning to move to CO someday that my wife would have to work for CU and we’d get stuck there. Thank God for CSU.
That’s really too bad because the scenery around Boulder is beautiful. Fort Collins… not much there.
Yeah Boulder is a prettier town. If only it weren’t for the zombie infestation
Eh, Horsetooth Reservoir and Poudre Canyon ain’ t bad.
People’s Republic of Boulder.
Same flora in Philly.
How thoughtful of the junkies to not leave them on the street.
I am sure the pols have a plan to fix that…probably involving tax hikes and rent control.
Yes, and forcing quiet bedroom suburbs of single family homes with yards to build high-rise apartment buildings.
People who live in the suburbs are pathetic, you know, so we need to bring the city to them.
(This is actually happening in CA, and also is a plank of Marx’ Communist Manifesto (make city and country the same).
Chris Matthews: Bobby Kennedy would be the antidote to Trump if he were here today! TW: Chris Matthews
Has that guy ever stopped masturbating to the Kennedys?
Has the left in general ever stopped? I’m really sick of constantly hearing about the Kennedys, especially when there has never been a good one.
It is fun to bait them. I always agree on what a swell guy JFK was with the giant tax-cuts and killing commies.
Well there was another guy that gave him a tingle on the leg.
To me, if you still look upon the Kennedy with any reverence politically, you’re a stagnant boob.
JFK would be considered a Republican (and a fairly right wing one) if he was President today with the same policies.
There’s no evidence having sex with robots is healthy, report says
Call me crazy, but I don’t think people are having sex with robots for health reasons.
Having sex with people isn’t healthy either! It causes this 9 month long rapid weight gain followed by the death of your social life.
It’s how Chelsea was conceived.
Fairly certain she’s the product of mycelial fragmentation.
Much like voter fraud, I wouldn’t have spent two minutes thinking it is/was a problem until the legions of “experts” started telling me over and over again that it is totally non-existent.
With all these articles telling me that there is no benefit to sex robots and that they are totally icky, I have to wonder if the technology is getting to the point that young college men won’t need to leave their dorm rooms.
It’s all propaganda from Big Condom and Big Pregnancy Test!
Thicc
“Miss America Axes Swimsuit Competition
“We are no longer a pageant; we are a competition. We will no longer judge our candidates on their outward physical appearance,” Carlson told GMA’s Amy Robach. “That means we will no longer have a swimsuit competition.”
Carlson said the evening-gown portion of the program will also be revamped. “We’re no longer judging women when they come out in their chosen attire — their evening wear, whatever they choose to do. It’s gonna be what comes out of their mouth that we’re interested in, when they talk about their social impact initiatives.”
“We are no longer a pageant; we are a competition. We will no longer judge our candidates on their outward physical appearance,” Carlson told GMA’s Amy Robach. “That means we will no longer have a swimsuit competition.”
Carlson said the evening-gown portion of the program will also be revamped. “We’re no longer judging women when they come out in their chosen attire — their evening wear, whatever they choose to do. It’s gonna be what comes out of their mouth that we’re interested in, when they talk about their social impact initiatives.””
https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/tv/2018/06/05/miss-america-swimsuit-competition-gretchen-carlson/672148002/
CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY
Good Night America.
They are joining the Boy Scouts in the ‘has been’ hall of fame. SJW turn everything they touch to shit. You’d think they would notice after a while.
they have noticed. it’s deliberate.
So you’re saying Trigglypuff has a chance now.
Uffda. Minnesoda Somalis hardest hit. How are they going to social signal if they can’t prance around in their burkini?
So how much longer until Miss America ceases to exist? 5 years? 10?
I give it 2 or 3.
Yeah, this should kill it pretty quickly.
2
NASCAR? NFL? the list grow…
So, they’re announcing that Miss America won’t be televised anymore?
Will they stream it on NetFlix? They seem to be going woke.
This sounds so lame even Oprah’s channel wouldn’t pick it up.
“It’s gonna be what comes out of their mouth that we’re interested in”
This idiot actually wants it to be a fucking RADIO SHOW!!
I hope they don’t all move to Colorado.
Better Colorado than Montana.
If I move again (unlikely), I’m moving to Utah. The Californicating hordes are askeert of teh Mormunz, I hear.
I read recently that in CO the hordes from California have actually been overtaken by the hordes from Illinois the past few years. People voting with their feet is fine by me if only they learned their lesson about electing retards to recreate the policies they’re running away from. That doesn’t seem to happen though…
lol we thought about moving to Utah, but I’m askeert of teh Mormunz too.
Wyoming appeals to me a lot more every day.
I hear you. I actually want to move to Wyoming and pitched UW to the wife. Unfortunately she is heartily afraid of winter. She’s having anxiety about moving to Ft. Collins and steadfastly refuses to move anywhere further north.
The difference in latitude is pretty negligible, the main things about Laramie are the elevation and the wind. It’s all the way up at 7500 feet (as opposed to 5000 for FoCo) and, for some reason, it seems like the wind NEVER stops blowing there. That’s what makes it so frigid all the time.
That said, I love Laramie and would live there in a second.
#metoo
This. Driving I-80 through Wyoming always results in sighting at least 2 semis blown over on the shoulder. The wind is relentless and horrible.
Antiboozites. I can’t even.
Wouldn’t Idaho be a decent compromise?
So it turns out that not only did Sergio Ramos injure Mo Salah, he also concussed Loris Karius, which led to his .. um … shaky second half performance.
Hate. Pure, unadulterated hate.
How stupid does a manager have to be to not pull his goalie after he suffers a concussion?
Answer: Liverpool stupid.
Although smart enough that they sent him to a US hospital for treatment instead of risking the Liverpool protocol.
I don’t get many chances to ridicule the NHS and LFC at the same time.
::backs away from the homeless guy muttering to himself::
I am not homeless.
https://wordup411ng.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/card-board-home.jpg
“We are no longer a pageant; we are a competition. We will no longer judge our candidates on their outward physical appearance,” Carlson told GMA’s Amy Robach. “That means we will no longer have a swimsuit competition.”
To be replaced by a “How fast can you solve these differential equations?” competition, I presume.
Or go the opposite direction and have a blow job contest.
It’s always been a blowjob contest. That just happens behind the scenes to decide the winner.
You were the apple of the public’s eye
As you cut the ribbon at the local mall
A mirage for both you and us
How can it be real?
We love your body in that photograph,
Your home state sure must be proud
The queen of the United States,
Or have you lost your crown
Well aren’t you Miss America
Don’t you Miss America
Won’t you Miss America
Our love
Well are you really who we think you are
Or does that smile seem to wear you down
Is the girl who you once were screaming to jump out
And the dream that you must live,
A disease for which there is no cure
This roller coaster ride you’re on
Won’t stop to let you off
Well aren’t you Miss America
Don’t you Miss America
Won’t you Miss America
Our love
Miss America, Miss America, Miss America
Miss America, Miss America, Miss America
Well aren’t you Miss America
Don’t you Miss America
Won’t you Miss America
Our love
Well it’s true just take a look
The cover sometimes makes the book
And the judges, do they ever ask
To read between your lines
And in your cage at the human zoo,
They all stop to look at you
Next year, what will you do
When you have been forgotten
Well aren’t you Miss America
Don’t you Miss America
Won’t you Miss America
Our love
Followed by a ‘what happened to our ratings and sponsors?’ head scratching session.
That or a BBC style mandatory purchase.
The British Broadcasting thing or the pr0n thing?
Shit, forgot about the porn thing. Did Pravda have page 3 girls?
Are you kidding? Once the Patriarchy is forced to show smart women in a positive format in mass media, it will only be a matter of time before young men realize that smartz is truly hawt. No longer will women with tight asses and large racks get all the attention and benefits. Homely smart women will be flown to Caribbean beach resorts for a weekend of intense sweaty scientific inquiry (using safe peer review of course).
Geniuses! That is right up there with playboy eliminating the nudes. Don’t they not know who their customers are?
E: No speako dago. I demand to see the British ambassador, *understand*?
T: (winding some more) Necesito silencio para comesa.
E: Oh for God’s sake! Look, how can you question me if you don’t speak English?
T: No! *Yo* pregunto las questionnes!
E: Alright, let’s start with the basics. English is a non-inflected
Indo-European language derived from dialects of….
Tomorrow is a national holiday to honor those that fought in the Korean War, so I’ve got the day off. Girlfriend should be arriving in about 2 hours….I also have next Wednesday off because it’s poll day for local elections. Dope.
@Lord Humungus: Saw your interest in the editing. If you’re in need we can talk to the (((Overlords))) and exchange info.
Tonight again is soju and powerade.
I had a crazy one-on-one class today with a 7th grader. This is about my 3rd time teaching him and first time by himself. The kid is a boss. Amazing accent and just has natural confidence in himself/his English that the other kids simply do not have. Koreans are largely terrified of speaking English. Turns out he lived in Vietnam for 3 years and went to school at a Canadian International School. Makes a lot of sense. He’s gonna go far. That understandable fear of sounding stupid in a different language has been expelled and we really just shot the shit for like 20 minutes of the class.
Leaving your country/comfort zone is such a powerful way of learning, be it an actual skill or a way of thinking/being. The homogenous-ness of Korea does them no favors, and I’m very glad that it’s gotten so much better in the last decade. Always be exploring Just like in physical space where one explores food and landscapes and people, it’s also applicable to thoughts and beliefs. It’s very weird living in a country that doesn’t have political group think, but straight-up cultural group think. (They imprison the shit out of their presidents. I am so jealous. Their love of the rule-of-law is still strong in them. Sigh. We culturally lost that long ago.)
Glad I can bust it up a bit by my mere presence.
People are worried about AI becoming self-aware.
I worry about the Asians.
Here’s a Korean question – what’s up with all their movies about serial killers? It’s great cinema – some of the best modern stuff I’ve seen – but holy shit, it’s also some of the most disturbing stuff around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwWgp1bqVwE
I don’t have the best knowledge of Korean cinema (Oldboy being a notable exception and to your point).
I’m pulling this right out of my ass—My guess is that the culture of hierarchy and cultural obligation sort of gnaws at their soul. Korea is an incredibly non-violent country, and I’m guessing that violent media is sort of an escapism for them to experience shit that they kinda want to do themselves.
Korean cinema is really good. Their TV shows….are really bad. But popular throughout Asia!
Is soju good straight like sake?
Mmm… sake.
Sake is lovely. Soju is not lovely.
It literally tastes like rubbing alcohol—think shitty vodka but 20% instead of 40. My corner grocer makes fun of me for mixing it because that’s absolutely unheard of here. I might actually catch shit if I were a Korean. But I’m a weiguk and the rules absolutely don’t apply to me. I will likely throw up if I take a shot of soju straight. They have a phrase here, which they say in English, “One Shot!” to down a shot glass. That was one of my many band names and am convinced it’s the best foreign cover band name in this country (when the band existed. RIP).
I exclusively mix it; it’s a great mix to any beverage that you enjoy. Koreans have “So-Mak” which is soju+makju (beer). They love it and I just let them have it. Fucking. Gross.
It does help that a 600ml bottle costs about $2.
wut? Ice cold Chamisul Fresh with assorted grilled Korean meats and banchan is awesome. Something must be wrong with you.
I pity you.
(You are right about Korean BBQ and some of the banchan. Korean dinner rules. Korean lunch is tolerable. Korean breakfast doesn’t exist. Fucking heathens.)
I dislike both then again I doubt I had top quality stuff of either.
“The Philadelphia Eagles Football Team was invited to the White House. Unfortunately, only a small number of players decided to come, and we canceled the event. Staying in the Locker Room for the playing of our National Anthem is as disrespectful to our country as kneeling. Sorry!”
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1003832766511894528
A really good Coach’s Corner with Don Cherry and the Chiefs of Staff General Milley. Hope I got the spelling right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFjGTn3kjz0
“If Hillary Is Indicted, President Clinton Could Pardon Herself and Congress Might be Helpless
by Chris White | 2:01 pm, October 28th, 2016
It is Friday, January 20, 2017 and Hillary Clinton has just been sworn in as the 45th President of the United States after narrowly defeating Donald Trump in November. Republicans managed to hold both the House of Representatives and the Senate. A few weeks after winning the election, however, the Department of Justice handed down a multi-count indictment against Clinton over her handling of classified information and her involvement in an alleged pay for play scandal with the Clinton Foundation during her time as Secretary of State. It is a scenario that several of our commentators, and twitter followers have asked us to analyze.
As I am sure you can imagine, such a situation would cause a political firestorm of epic proportions. But before dismissing this scenario as some sort of wild fantasy, be reminded that we are talking about the Clintons who are no strangers to bizarre scandals (bringing nearly all of them upon themselves). In fact, a delayed announcement would be similar to what happened with David Petraeus in 2012 when DOJ sat on announcing that investigation until three days after the election.
Now, back to January 20, 2017. Could a future President Hillary Clinton pardon herself?
The short answer is she could certainly try, and may very well get away with it. What’s more, there is likely little Congress could do about it — even with a Republican controlled House of Representatives and Senate. Here is why.
The president’s pardon power comes from Article II, Section 2 of the United States Constitution that provides, “The President … shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offenses against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment.”
Based on the language of Article II, Section 2, the only limits placed on the power are that pardons may only be issued for federal offenses (not civil or state crimes), and a pardon cannot override the Congress’ impeachment power. Presidents have used this power to issue pardons in a wide range of matters throughout the country’s history. However, no president has ever attempted to pardon himself.”
https://lawandcrime.com/opinion/if-hillary-is-indicted-president-clinton-could-pardon-herself-and-congress-might-be-helpless/
I love the stories on Trump’s pardon talk. The media actually throwing out terms like “broad interpretations of executive power.” Trump’s notion of what he can or can’t do is all just so unprecedented!
I consider talk of pardons to be moronic politically for the Trump team as it creates the impression that he’s going to be charged in the first place when he should just stick to the whole this is a sham and I never broke any law thing.
But Mueller is never going to actually indict a president. He doesn’t even have the power to do it. Impeachment is the only course, and Mueller can build a case for that. But that’s all he can do. So Trump’s pardon power is really irrelevant unless Mueller just loses his fucking mind.
I can’t figure whether the administration is encouraging this talk about pardons or if the media is leading on it. Either way, it’s stupid.
Bee stole the Twitter Thunder for Drumpf, so Drumpf stole it back.
I have no idea why all the talk of pardon. Pardoned for what? There is not one scintilla of evidence that Trump committed any crime or any collusion. Not one whit after how many months investigation? The whole thing was a circus of the absurd from the start. It is just the establishment throwing a tantrum about their playhouse getting wrecked, something that is long overdue.
“On May 14, a 13-year-old African American boy reported that he had been abducted in northeast Houston by white supremacists.
HPD has thoroughly investigated this case and evidence obtained shows the incident, as described, did not occur.”
https://twitter.com/houstonpolice/status/1003735270099963911
3 weeks. They were deathly afraid of calling bullshit and having a bunch of community organizers cry racist even though it was clear from minute 1 that it was bullshit.
the incident, as described, did not occur.
Let’s not bicker and argue about who described what.
Obviously a teaching moment, you racist shitlord.
Fake but
truea teachable moment.Oh, this was the one with the kid who claimed that a gang of 5 gingers in a red pickup with a flame paint job kidnapped him off the street? I’m absolutely floored that story turned out to be bullshit.
IT’S A METAPHOR FOR TRUMP’S AMERICA!
IT DOESN’T MATTER IF THEY LIED!
It totally could have happened and it can raise an important topic of debate about the society we live in
Speaking of Korean movies, I watched this one recently.
Very good.
“Now THAT’S a lifestyle! Quirky Finnish self-care trend known as Päntsdrunk involves sitting around at home in your underwear while DRINKING alcohol”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5793015/P-ntsdrunk-latest-trend-involviing-sitting-drinking-underwear-home.html
Having been to Finland a couple of times, I thought that was just the normal state of things.
Meanwhile in Finland
I thought that was called ‘being retired’.
Pssht. Who wears underwear when drinking at home? Euros, I swear . . . .
This is hilariously stupid, and is going to solve nothing, but I’m fine with it, because it’s probably the least bad thing government could do here. I mean, what they should do is end the goddamn drug war, but that’s not going to happen, and at least this isn’t throwing more people into cages.
You are correct. It is the least bad thing they could do.
Unfortunately most people who use opioids are self medicating. They worst thing they could have done is marginalize these people outside of the medical establishment forcing them to turn to street drugs. All of the good intentions and essential oils in the world aren’t going to solve the root problem: people in physical or psychological pain who need help. Of course there is no money in helping them but plenty in jailing them and seizing their property. Guess which route they will take.
This is your brain on Fried Eggs….. God how we laughed at those Commercials
I learned it from YOU !
All I saw was Rachael Leigh Cook in a tight white t-shirt.
Rachael Leigh Cook, in a tight shirt, making me breakfast.
Yeah, thats how you get people to think “Drugs are bad, mmmkay.”
Hopefully it won’t be like the anti-vaping ads in California which I am convinced are designed to make vaping look more attractive to teenagers.
“Mother-of-two dies after being stuck in a coma for 13 months when the breast enlargement surgery she had to ‘surprise’ her husband went wrong”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5806865/Russian-woman-dies-13-month-coma-breast-enlargement-surgery-went-wrong.html
As I recall the most common cause of death in the US is doctors. Head and shoulder above all others are the cosmetic surgeons.
Pro- tip ladies: If your significant other considers your breasts your most attractive attribute you are with the wrong person. Avoid the knife like the plague.
I can’t even…
I know Q. I know.
Not into fake
newstits because …a) Most women don’t get the right size for their frame/skin/etc. and look cartoonish
b) There’s a lot of hacky surgeons out there who do crap work
It’s even worse if you’re a guy and your SO thinks your breasts are your best feature.
Mrs. Shumer.
Would’ve?
Sounds like she was available for the last year or so.
OT: listening to free Spotify, I have to suffer through commercials. Facebook must be trying to stem the loss of users because they’ve been advertising a lot. Just heard one for “will now be removing fake news”.
Do they define ‘fake news’? I am guessing they dont.
https://www.theonion.com/facebook-announces-plan-to-combat-fake-news-stories-by-1823836038
Premium is worth the money. I’m actually considering dropping Sirius in my truck.
I’m listening….what’s Premium?
Spotify Premium. No commercials and a great library.
Didja see the flap over Spotify partnering with the SPLC to take “hateful” music out of rotation?
They stepped it back for the time being after customers bridled, but that’s the problem with an SJW infestation, it’s like herpes. It never goes away.
I am trying to think of any song from more than five years ago that wouldn’t qualify as ‘hate content’ according to the SJW crowd . Got nuthin’.
Punk bands or white rappers using questionable lyrics? Obvs racist. Christian bands proselytizing? Homophobic, Islamophobic.
Then again, maybe they’ll weed out all the manic pixie dream girl tunes as misogynistic and heternormative. I’m looking at you, Train.
Have a beer with Fear!
Train is auditory AIDS.
not a fan of Ram Jam?
YouTube has also seemingly started putting more ads in the middle of videos instead of just at the beginning. Same phenomenon?
As with any group of people you will find some bad apples but you will find mostly good ones. Here is a cop passing up a perfectly justifiable use of deadly force. This guy deserves a medal.
http://www.waff.com/story/38348831/deputy-takes-down-suspect-with-cans-of-beans
From another story on this incident I gathered it was Bush’s with brown sugar.
From that same page:
Husky goes on animal killing spree
The dog was probably driven to kill by that fucking goose yelling “huzzah!” over and over.
“I did not know she was going to go on a killing spree,” Morton said. “I was in shock. That’s not her, she doesn’t do that kind of stuff.”
Uh huh… So you don’t know anything about dogs in general, and yours in particular?
My old dog wiped out an entire family of rabbits in about a minute. She was very proud to show me too.
“I did not know she was going to go on a killing spree,” Morton said. “I was in shock. That’s not her, she doesn’t do that kind of stuff.”
That is precisely the kind of stuff a husky does. I had one and it would sit in the back yard like a statue waiting for birds to land so she could kill them. Huskies are part cat.
Yup. I think Huskies are prone to this. The one I had damn near got shot by a neighbor with sheep. She didn’t kill any (yet), but I wouldn’t have blamed him.
Certain breeds have a high prey drive, and will indulge it if given the opportunity.
No doubt. The Irish are well known for excessive drinking, fighting, and fucking . . . sometimes at the same time.
I had a Husky that got loose one day and killed a cat, ran some sheep off a cliff, and crossed a river to public park where she was videotaped standing in the middle of some family’s picnic table with her head buried in a plate of burgers and hot dogs. Huskies are not wired up the same as other dogs.
No comment straffin? C’mon you have to admit this shows the power of a mere can of beans!
These are my favorite.
https://ranchstylebeans.com/
Can you take down a man with them?
Dutch oven style.
It’s nice to see Arsene Wenger landed on his feet.
JFK would be considered a Republican (and a fairly right wing one) if he was President today with the same policies.
You misspelled “neoNazi”.
Robert Mueller. Here to the left. Pure scumbag.
https://howiecarrshow.com/2018/03/22/2322/
The FBI/DOJ are bureaucracies. The goal of any successful bureaucracy is to further the bureaucracy. You can rest assured that a successful employee of either agency has looked the other way on some horrible shit over the years (or done it themselves) to protect the reputation of the department and further their own careers.
Mueller was also running the FBI during the horrifically botched anthrax investigation, in which not one but two innocent men were hounded and accused of a crime they didn’t commit. One of them ended up committing suicide.
The guy is human garbage.
And he did a stint in Boston where he refused to support releasing the guys framed by the FBI (for murder) to protect their Mafia informants.
“So that kids seeing those commercials during the right shows on television or wherever, the internet, when they see these commercials they, ‘I don’t want any part of it.’ That is the least expensive thing we can do. Where you scare them from ending up like the people in the commercials and we will make them very, very bad commercials.
While you’re at it, do some “This is your brain on POLITICS” ones.
They told me that if Trump were elected racists would be emboldened to advertise their racism overtly and they were right!
https://www.thecollegefix.com/post/45479/
That guy is an idiot.
You don’t sign an open-ended obligation to pay for something without conditions.
You mean his ethos of Marxist spreading the wealth etc. etc. doesn’t apply to himself? This is my shocked face.
You need to read your Marx again. There is a spreading other people’s wealth clause.
Love the picture: “Author, Against Thrift” A Marxist who doesn’t like thrift? NO WAY!
WSJ late to the party.
http://archive.is/zvTVI
Brave dude writing that at Berkeley. I’m surprised that the Antifa fuckos haven’t swarmed his office.
So SJW vs. Watermelons?
That scam couldn’t die soon enough.
Despite his ‘to be sure’s the reason it is dying is because it is a transparent scam. There is no climate change that is statistically different than what we have experienced throughout our existence. In fact, the climate is more stable now than it has been during various periods we have experienced in the past.
You are correct.
My argument has always been, *even if* the climate is being altered by human behavior (which it isn’t in a substantial way), the cost of mitigating it is so outrageous that there’s no way it’s worth it.
I’ve got to hand it to Al Gore, he’d put any early 20th century snake oil salesman to shame with how successful he’s been at fleecing idiots.
And today in “Christ, what an asshole….”
*points to comment #43*
Ten goddammed minutes…..
How ’bout Hollywood has run out of ideas?
https://www.yahoo.com/news/going-overboard-hollywoods-glut-gender-swap-remakes-053007683.html
They’ll make it up in volume.
it is empowering shitlord
Have they come up with any new material in the last…ten years?
Comic book movies, remakes of comic book movies, remakes, prequels and sequels, more remakes of remakes is all I see. I see Jurassic Park #59, Star Wars #37, Star Trek #104 plus a hundred remakes are about to be released. What a fuckin’ snoozefest.
Well there is no new material in storytelling.
True. It is all there in the Greek classics. Never the less there are new and interesting ways to tell old stories. Aren’t they supposed to be smart, creative types? Look at ‘Jaws’. They had all been told in 1975 too. *ducks*
That’s what is so frustrating. Even in the genres that I read (mostly fantasy and science fiction, with some historical fiction), there are hundreds of stories that wouldn’t be hard to adapt to the big screen (and, of course, hundreds more that would be harder to translate). There is no shortage at all of good stories to be told. Hell, a decent director and producer could spend their entire, very successful careers just doing David Gemmel stories, and that’s just one author.
Plus, I think a lot of the talent has been leaving the movie biz for video games and TV.
The best story telling at this time is long-arc TV on both the premium cable channels and the cable-only channels (see FX with Justified, the Americans, etc).
I have given up on movies. I rarely record them even though I have HBO and Showtime. I record the original programming from those channels instead.
I agree on the long arc TV, with the caveat that this format is prone to padding and not quitting while its ahead. Still, I watch a lot more hours of these series than I do of movies.
Yes, knowing when to quit is one of the sign’s of real talent.
But even when they drag on, it’s better than the 45 minute CGI shit-show finale that has taken over the movie business.
I think a good ending is probably the hardest part of telling a story, in any format.
Yes. It doesn’t matter how awesome the journey is if the storyteller dumps you into a pit of trash at the end.
There’s The Shape of Water. Hain’t seen it, but from what I hear it sounds like a wholly new, unexplored premise: white men are rapist shitlord oppressors, and it’s only through interspecies romance that a woman catches a break. del Toro, breaking new ground.
Fight oppression by fucking a fish.
Psshhh, Gender-reversed “Splash”, without the laughs.
No. That’s still in development. I am making an assumption about the lack of laughs though.
Well, I like the actors… But I liked the actors in Ghostbusters, and I hear that didn’t help it out much.
I’m guessing this may not be a popular opinion here, but I am so, so sick of comic book movies. I remember rolling my eyes about them when this wave started in the early 2000s and looking forward to it running its course and dying out soon….instead it just keeps getting more and more pervasive.
They do nothing for me. I’d rather go outside and watch birds at the birdfeeder.
Preach it brother. They are all indistinguishable from one another and just. keep. rolling. out.
I did enjoy Deadpool though.
I thoroughly enjoyed Deadpool and will probably go see #2 in the theater soon.
Watch Ryan Reynolds & Josh Brolin insult each other: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVeAdzNU2ow
I saw DP2 recently. The story isn’t as strong as the first, but it was still a fun movie.
I saw a movie called DP2 years ago and while the acting was quite wooden what they were doing in it sure looked fun
Yes, my wife (who likes comic book movies) talked me into seeing that one and it was funny, I have to admit. Still pretty dumb, but entertaining.
I just was never into comic books, even as a kid, or really any kind of fantasy story.
Superhero stories are just government propaganda. I nearly gave up comic books when I figured that out at age 12 – the ’70’s was a great time for giving the finger to government propaganda.
I would generally be OK with SciFi except that every successful book/movie eventually becomes a “franchise” which always winds up being taken over by the superhero comic book folks who ruin the original vision. Howard The Duck is one of the earliest examples.
Pretty much. There’s a few I’ll watch at home, but the vast majority? Pass.
I’ve been thinking of this question while at work, and there have been some good original films to come out in the past decade. Ex Machina, Arrival, Tucker & Dale vs. Evil, the Lego Movie (seriously), Wall-E, Looper, and Shutter Island are some that hit most of the genres. No comic book movies, no prequels, no sequels, no remakes.
Honestly, the movies I have enjoyed most in the last decade have been disproportionately animated movies. Just off the top of my head, Isle of Dogs, Up, The Incredibles, I’m sure there are others.
My theory: nothing wrecks a movie like a Hollywood star.
Pixar were the greatest storytellers in the business for a couple of decades. Then Disney finally fucked the over and they made Brave.
Team America: World Police. Trey and Seth’s homage to their hatred of Hollywood actors.
“”Ghostbusters” (2016) could well be studied in future film history classes for the bizarre backlash it received from the legion of “ghostbros” who swore lifelong loyalty to the 1984 original.”
Or maybe it was just a lousy movie?
Remakes almost always suck. I don’t want remakes of ANY of my favorite movies regardless of male/female leads, etc.
Ocean’s 11.
True Grit.
That’s about all I can think of.
Scarface, Dredd (2012). A Fistful of Dollars and The Magnificent Seven if they count.
I wouldn’t count American adaptations of foreign films like Seven Samurai/Magnificent Seven, Infernal Affairs/The Departed, etc. That’s a bit different.
The thing that was lame about Ghostbusters is that there were ways to do it with women that would have been just fine and still incorporated the original. Something like: the Ghostbusters have been defunct for a while (quit after Egon died, for example) and Peter Venkman’s niece wants to revive them, so she buys the equipment from him and Ray and opens them back up. You get your new female Ghostbusters plus you could have smaller roles for the original guys as they give the new Ghostbusters initial training or advice or something. Just show some creativity rather than just trying to tell the same story only with four women instead of four men.
Yep. The thing that bugged me about the new Ghostbusters wasn’t the female cast. It was the complete rewrite of story.
Dredd was awesome.
There are plenty of good horror movie remakes. But remaking is part of the genre.
One of the movie genres I have zero interest in.
The studio made it the focal point of the marketing Ghostbuster with chicks if it was funny or even okay the studio would have won. But it wasn’t, it was one of the worst high budget movies I’ve ever seen. I honestly have no idea how they deluded themselves into thinking they had a good product there, and it’s a shame because they had decent talent making it. It was just a giant turd.
Of course it was a lousy movie. A lousy movie with Bill Murray, Sigourney Weaver, Harold Ramis, Dan Aykroyd, and Rick Moranis plus a fantastic supporting cast. The story itself was boring and dumb as hell. Remaking it with hacks and the ‘twist’ of switching genders was moronic.
This guy is greatly under appreciated: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0040472/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t7
well it was dialogue driven. So having an interesting cast that makes it work is key.
I remember watching a making-of type show about Ghostbusters where William Atherton said that people were being nasty to him on the street because they hated Walter Peck so much. Now THAT’S what you call nailing a role.
The other thing is that comedy movies become unwatchable when given a massive budget. Unless you have the vision of a Buster Keaton, throwing all sorts of technology into a comedy movie is the exact wrong way to do comedy. It crippled the original Ghostbusters and got in the way of the comic actors; jacking up the tech budget and putting in generic actresses is what a coke-snorting MBA thinks is entertainment.
When I was young the trend for a while was to take existing programmes and make the characters kids. Stuff like Muppet Babies, A Pup Named Scooby Doo etc. That’s all this looks like to me.
There’s nothing particularly advanced about taking male characters and making them female. All that really suggests is that you don’t find feminine characteristics interesting enough to write about.
did anyone else see annihilation? that was the last movie I saw in theaters, it wasn’t half bad and it wasn’t a sequel or remake. Also it had an entire cast of women, but didn’t make that it’s primary plot point.
I saw it and thought it was OK.
Underwater Tunnels Revolutionize the Faroes
https://www.maritime-executive.com/features/underwater-tunnels-revolutionize-the-faroes#gs.6CxH3Hs
Famous counterintuition that winning the lottery only makes you happier for a short while. New evidence suggests otherwise: “large-prize winners experience sustained increases in overall life satisfaction that persist for over a decade…”
http://www.nber.org/papers/w24667?utm_campaign=ntw&utm_medium=email&utm_source=ntw
I’m so glad such a study was funded.
I have to believe that depends on the winners’ ability to plan, moderate behavior, and still defer rewards. The people who blow it all on Ferraris and mansions immediately aren’t going to be happy long.
^This is very accurate^
We are much happier than many I know who have much more wealth than we do precisely because we plan, moderate our behavior and defer rewards. I know one couple who has blown through over a million bucks in the last decade and they are miserable because they cannot do any of those things.
How is this not banned? Not to worry, Sessions is on the case.
https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2018/06/04/615671405/from-chaos-to-calm-a-life-changed-by-ketamine
Played too much Frogger.
Oh, and really cool article! Thanks!
Someone tried to SWAT David Hogg
https://twitter.com/EricYutzy/status/1003996981553967104
SWATting is attempted murder, and should be prosecuted as such. Don’t care how annoyed I am by that little shit, this is disgusting.
Ha, that was totally my guys.
Agreed. Swatting is fuckt.
No matter how execrable Hogg and his cause is this is worse. It is unacceptable.
What are the odds it was self inflicted swatting for the media coverage and subsequent outrage?
50:50?
So the caps might actually do this. I still think the most capsian thing ever would be to lose this up 3-1.
They’ll close it, I think. I love Army’s team, but I don’t think they have the grit to hang with the Caps. Ovi is a goddamn beast and Oshie is clearly ready to hoist the SC.
Go Sioux!
Lost any respect I had for the Knights after last night. McNabb should be suspended. He won’t, but he should be.
In the regular season he definitely would be, but I don’t think you can do that for an elimination game, unless said player was Wilson. As blatantly hypocritical as it is it’s the right call.
And it doesn’t change the fact that I still think McNabb is a total douche, I just understand the NHL’s position here.
The Knights have been the biggest floppers I’ve ever seen throughout this series. The antics at the end of the game last night lost me any respect I had for them between reaves and mcnabb. Of course I’m totally biased, but there it is.
No, I’m with you. I’ll freely concede that Wilson has played “on the edge” and sometimes over it, but McNabb and especially Reaves just look straight up dirty. I know they’re trying to goad the Caps–particularly Wilson–into penalties, but that shit last night was way, way out of hand. I mean, practically the whole team was swinging on a Cap, like they knew they weren’t going to win the right way and were literally flailing in desperation. Frankly, I’d be shocked if this isn’t coming straight from the coach, because it’s too blatant and too persistent for it not to be noticed and at least tacitly condoned.
Among my hockey playing peers I’m the only one who is not rooting for Army. I like the idea of an established team winning their first cup, and I think that Army doing so well in their first year is a good indication that there was something wrong with the expansion draft process.
Sad NFL news. Dwight Clark passed away last night. He’d been battling ALS.
Dwight Clark, former San Francisco 49ers receiver known for ‘The Catch,’ dies at 61 after ALS battle
RIP. Cool guy.
Walls really fucked up his coverage on that one, though.
Super freaky recently declassified NSA security posters
https://kottke.org/18/06/super-freaky-recently-declassified-nsa-security-posters
Wow…the 5th one down. Wow. But the “deep state” is just a conspiracy theory…right?
I’m going to be charitable and say that the intended message was that removing God would only leave the State in charge.
Pretty generous interpretation.
I wondered after commenting if that wasn’t it. Kind of pointing at the USSR. I looked at the PDF that contains all of them and there are a couple more referencing the work they do protecting free practice of religion. One in particular pictures a boarded up church door with a quote from Kruschev superimposed over it:
“Anti-HPV jab will be given to teenage boys… but only if they identify as girls so that ‘they fit in with their peers’”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5799375/Anti-HPV-jab-given-teenage-boys-identify-girls.html
I mean why not if it will get you in the girls locker-room
Complete insanity. The nation as a whole is clinically diagnosable.
Feels over reality, that always ends well.
Anybody can do it
Starbucks (SBUX) announced Monday that Schultz will step down later this month as executive chairman, the end of a 36-year run at the company.
In an interview with The New York Times, he acknowledged that he may consider a bid for the White House.
“I want to be truthful with you without creating more speculative headlines,” he said. “For some time now, I have been deeply concerned about our country — the growing division at home and our standing in the world.”
Schultz later told CNN’s Poppy Harlow in a statement: “I intend to think about a range of options, and that could include public service, but I’m a long way from making any decisions about the future.”
Save us, Seattle progressive! Rescue us from our sinfulness and hate. Make America a Paradise once more.
Without your enlightened guidance, we’re nothing more than savages flailing about in he muck and mire.
Unusual timing right after he turned Starbucks into a homeless shelter.
Maybe you should have worried more about making a tolerable cup of coffee. How many rabid progressives did he or they think Starbucks would court with a paltry act of racialist genuflection vs. how many normies did they lose in California alone who are sick to death of the squalor of unchecked hoboism?
Actually, forget about all this higher-order crap. Why is it my cup of off-brand canister coffee is so much better than your scorched brew?
I can’t wait to take a shit in the Oval Office bathroom.
I’m also going to wear an LBJ costume, and leave the door open.
Please run. The derp should be awesome.
Who does he think is going to vote for him? He has already been designated to stand up against the wall.
Especially after Weinstein whiffed at buying his Progressive indulgence.
“I am going to need a place to channel that anger, so I’ve decided that I’m going to give the NRA my full attention. I hope Wayne LaPierre will enjoy his retirement party. I’m going to do it at the same place I had my Bar Mitzvah.”
Still makes me smile.
Weinstein at least had it coming. What’s sad (or, hilarious) is that Schultz still thinks that these are his people.
Another thing occurs to me about the Miss America pageant. If they truly want to get woke, they need all female judges. Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama, Samantha Bee, you know, the sort of people who really understand womanhood in the 21st century.
What kind of a TERF are you, you forgot to add transwomen as well
Michelle Obama?
“It’s Now Against The Law In California To Shower And Do Laundry On The Same Day”
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-06-03/its-now-against-law-california-shower-and-do-laundry-same-day
TW: Zerohedge
I was waiting for that to be posted here.
Reading the actual bill, no, that’s not what it says.
It doesn’t say that specifically, but that may be the bill’s actual effect:
What if someone wants to do several loads of laundry? It’s pretty easy to go through a few hundred gallons of water doing cooking, cleaning, etc. on the same day.
Exactly. Also the permitted gallonage ratchets downward over time to where one load of laundry and one shower could put you over the limit. Too bad if there are multiple people in your house, I guess.
To the extent this bill did apply to individuals (it doesn’t), it’s per person, not per household.
I assume the usage is averaged over a month rather than a strict daily measurement.
No, it doesn’t say that there are penalties for individuals.
There *are* penalties for municipalities.
That makes no sense, because any individuals could just use whatever water they like without penalty so there is no incentive to restrict water use. Unless of course the municipalities getting penalized will ID the individual “over-users” and subsequently fine them. Which I assume would likely happen.
“Given that the average shower uses about 17.2 gallons of water, while most high-efficiency clothes washers use only 15 to 30 gallons of water per load, most California residents (depending upon their personal habits and the efficiency of their home appliances and water fixtures) shouldn’t find it too difficult to accommodate a daily shower and a daily laundry load while staying within the 55 gallons per person per day guideline. But either way, nothing in either legislative bill specifically levies fines against customers who do laundry and shower on the same day.”
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/california-laundry-and-shower/
Once again Snopes is being deliberately obtuse. No, the law doesn’t say “shower and laundry on same day are prohibited” but it will have that very effect. It’s like saying “no, the law does not say the use of firearms is banned, it only says the sale of ammunition is prohibited”.
So Southern California will be returning to a desert soon?
Not soon enough.
I took all of the chokes out of my shower heads, toilets and faucets. We dont have a shortage of water here. Suck it California.
Millions of people moved to a state with no water. Of course they have to ration it.
Me too. I always laugh when people around here talk about conserving water. There are rain barrels all over the place. Meanwhile, the Chesapeake Bay watershed has nothing like a shortage of groundwater, not even close. We’re silly with the stuff. It’s not quite swampland where I am, but it’s damned close, and we’ve got wetlands all over the place. Maybe half the year the ground is completely saturated.
In Cali, my understanding is that the reason they have water shortages so frequently is because the state subsidizes agricultural water use in order to keep prices down and make California crops more competitive. Since they don’t have to bear as much of the cost, farms don’t sweat water use the way residents and non-ag businesses do, and the result is that there’s less water for the rest of the state.
That and a shortage of reservoirs and keeping the rivers flowing for smelt…
That and southern California is a fucking desert where millions of people decided to live.
Only the left would worry about running out of something that literally falls from the sky and comprises 70% of the planet’s surface.
The easier solution is to stop subsidizing water. Charge market price for water and people will take care of this problem themselves.
Heresy!
That’s not going to expand the size and power of the government, so it’s a non-starter.
Remembering When Only Barbarians Drank Milk
“Butter eater” was once a terrible insult.
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/history-of-milk
Ancient Romans were not alone in looking down on butter and milk. In Greece, the word “butter” was not spoken kindly.
Curiously, the Greco-Roman disdain for dairy stopped short at cheese. In Rome, cheese was eaten by both the rich and the poor.
Greeks used butter…
/Last Tango in Paris
What if you don’t comply?
RESISTANCE IS FATAL
Continued fun at Michigan State
https://www.chronicle.com/article/Michigan-State-U-Employee-Is/243588?cid=wcontentlist_hp_latest
No details on how the idiot got caught? C’mon!
Balls deep?
I’m sure you can find a video reenactment somewhere.
An inverse association has been reported between early life intelligence and all-cause mortality. The aim of this study was to investigate whether this well-established association differed according to the underlying cause of death and across different birth cohorts. The associations between young adult intelligence and mortality from natural and external causes were investigated in the Danish Conscription Database (DCD), which is a cohort of more than 700,000 men born 1939–1959 and followed in Danish registers from young adulthood until late mid-life. Young adult intelligence was inversely related to all-cause mortality with a 28% higher risk of dying during the study period per 1 standard deviation (SD) decrease in intelligence test score (HR = 1.28 95% CI = 1.27–1.29).
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0160289616302331
Stupid is as stupid does I guess
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Captain Obvious: in order to lose weight, the common advice is to diet and exercise.
Well running 15-18 miles a week makes me so damn hungry. Shock-a-roo! After a run I have this incredible urge to grab some candy or have a malt.
My wife trains for half marathons. During training, she will often gain upwards of 8 pounds because she carb loads for the longer runs. Also, the stress on her body (she’s 42) means that her body tends to ‘hoard’ resources.
Once she slows down training and just runs a few miles a week (not 26 per) she loses the weight.
WTF I like Mike Florio now.
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1004026288494010373
After a run I have this incredible urge to grab some candy or have a malt.
Eat some bacon.
OT: So, my C&R is being processed and I hope to have it by my 40th in August. As my birthday coincides with a wedding in which my wife is a maid of honor, I have scads of guilt dollars to spend. I’m hoping to pick up my first C&R purchase around then, and I’m torn between the following three pistols: a Tokarev (Russian or Polish), a Makarov, or a CZ-82. Anybody have any experience with these? Any advice? I’m in Maryland so I can’t carry, which means that size isn’t really a consideration. Also, as I understand it the C&R eligible models of those guns all use Soviet bloc rounds, so for instance I couldn’t get the Mak in .380, not that I’d want to.
Out of those 3? I’d chose the CZ82 – better sights, 12 round capacity, & CZ quality.
I’m eventually going to pick up an example of all three, but I was leaning towards the CZ or the Mak, and probably more towards the CZ for the reasons you mention. Plus, it looks like 9×18 is cheap, even if I want to pick up some fancy Hornady Critical Defense or something similar.
News
Billionaire David Koch is stepping down from leadership positions in his family’s business and conservative political empire because of deteriorating health, his older brother told company employees in a letter Tuesday.
“We are deeply saddened by this, and will miss David’s insightful questions and his many contributions to Koch Industries,” Charles Koch wrote about his 78-year-old brother.
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David Koch had served as an executive vice president and a board member of Koch Industries, a Wichita, Kansas-based conglomerate with interests ranging from oil and ranching to farming and the manufacturing of electrical components. He’s also served as chairman and chief executive officer of Koch Chemical Technology Group, a wholly owned subsidiary of Koch Industries.
Democrats have vilified the Koch brothers for their massive role in national politics, which has helped shape state and federal policy over the past decade. On Monday, their network announced a multi-year, multi-million-dollar campaign to promote free trade and oppose President Donald Trump’s moves to impose tariffs.
I’m not sure I want to know how this is being spun by the Huffposers and their ilk.
From what I’ve seen it’s pure Pavlovian hate.
Assuming facts not in evidence.
No no, it’s true! Haven’t you heard that occupational licensing has been decimated, entire volumes of regulations have been trashed, taxes have been knocked down to practically nothing, and the US has withdrawn from all foreign wars??
Who will stop the pedobot onslaught?
Proponents suggest that one of the main benefits of sexbots, either adult or pedobots, is “harm limitation”—referring to potential harms caused to women or children targeted in sexual violence.
An editorial published Monday in British Medical Journal Sexual and Reproductive Health addresses such claims directly.
Authors Chantal Cox-George and Susan Bewley argue the “precautionary principle” should reject the clinical use of sexbots until their postulated benefits, namely “harm limitation” and “therapy,” have been tested empirically. In other words, we need more evidence.
Precautionary Principle, FTW!
Authors Chantal Cox-George and Susan Bewley argue the “precautionary principle” should reject the clinical use of sexbots until their postulated benefits, namely “harm limitation” and “therapy,” have been tested empirically.
These people are idiots. Aside from the huge tell that they use “precautionary principle” as if its a good thing, when you are talking about clinical or therapeutic use of anything, you should test it for efficacy first. Its got nothing to do with the precautionary principle. Plus, they get the precautionary principle wrong. Its not about proving efficacy before use, its about proving lack of harm before use. In short, not one single thing in the sentence isn’t wrong.
I still say that the precautionary principle is self-invalidating, as by its own terms you shouldn’t use it until it has proven to be harmless, and no such proof is at hand.
If we consider “changing societal norms” in the context that the majority of sexbots are aimed at adult males, that raises a vital question: Who we are changing society for?
The further sexualization of women and children through life-like robots, would appear to fly in the face of the current social push for equal treatment and moving away from misogynistic attitudes that led to the rise of the #MeToo movement—giving a voice to women who have been sexually abused or mistreated by men in positions of power.
Adult sex toys are one thing, but creating life-like robots that cannot say “no” and that can be violated and abused without impunity will play into some men’s fantasies. For a small proportion, this may encourage them to enact that abuse on living people as part of an escalation.
As things currently stand, we don’t know what the effects of sexbots are in a general sense. But what can be said is that they were developed by the multimillion dollar sex industry to make money. They were not developed as therapeutic tools to make the world a safer place for women and children.
Every man a rapist, every woman, every child, a victim.
Correct. They were invented because 1) some men are bound to be so awkward or undesirable that they have a scant hope of ever finding a mate, and 2) men of average status are finding long-term relationships to be a rotten deal since many women are now brought up with many expectations from men but no corresponding obligations of their own, and they essentially view relationships as a means by which men are made to serve women, and 3) some men are probably taking heed of the #MeToo shit and the legal climate in which a man might be thrown into jail on rape charges on a woman’s mere say-so.
I hate to sound all MRA/incel, but that’s how it is. I’m not saying total withdrawal from female companionship is a good thing; just that some men are starting to find it to be the more rational choice in this day and age.
And Akira hits on the real reason feminists oppose them because it could reduce female power over men by providing an alternate sexual outlet for lower-status men.
3) some men are probably taking heed of the #MeToo shit and the legal climate in which a man might be thrown into jail on rape charges on a woman’s mere say-so.
It sucks, and the hazard is probably overblown outside the pressure cooker environment of academia and true progressive fever swamps, but it’s real. Ignore it at your peril.
“play into some men’s fantasies. For a small proportion, this may encourage them to enact that abuse on living people as part of an escalation.”
Because this could apply equally to violent games, movies and tv shows (at least to their way of thinking), I wonder how many of them are ready to crack down on the entertainment industry? Prudery, Goody Two Shoes, and the bluestockings are making a big comeback.
Dianne Fuckstain (D-CA) made comments after Sandy Hook suggesting that violent video games play a role in school shootings.
What pissed me off is that when Wayne LaPierre made the same insinuations about violent video games, Lefties made a big fuss over “right-wingers blaming video games”, yet there was no similar outrage for Feinstein. Wonder why.