ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ FINALLY HAS A DAY OFF FROM GRAIN HAULING…AND HE CAN THINK OF NOTHING BETTER THAN SHARING LINKS WITH THE CHOSEN ONES. FOR ZARDOZ HAS LIFTED YOU FROM BRUTALITY, AND WOULD KEEP YOU SNARKING AT THE BRUTALS WHO PLAGUE THE EARTH AS IN DAYS OF OLD.
FIRST, HOWEVER, ZARDOZ MUST ANSWER THIS BIT OF BRUTAL FOOLISHNESS. SOMEONE HAS OVERTHOUGHT THINGS A BIT. WHAT IS WRONG WITH SIMPLY ENJOYING A CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE? FOOLISH BRUTAL.
BUT YOU ARE NOT HERE FOR THAT…YOU ARE HERE FOR LINKS. THEREFOR, RECEIVE THE GIFT OF THE LINK! GO FORTH AND COMMENT!
- ZARDOZ HOPES THE IDIOCY OF THE BRUTAL WITH MOOBS IS LISTENED TO…ANYTHING TO HASTEN THE COLLAPSE OF BRUTAL SOCIETY! BESIDES, ZARDOZ DOESN’T NEED GASOLINE OR DIESEL FUEL!
- THE PENIS IS EVIL! … AND QUITE PRICEY, MATE.
- ZARDOZ WAS PLEASED BY THE RESULTS HERE. THAT IS, UNTIL HE REALIZED THERE WAS A DISTINCT LACK OF CLEANSING PROMISED. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.
- ANOTHER FAILED CANDIDATE FOR THE BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS. GOOD HELP IS SO HARD TO FIND THESE DAYS.
ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
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Yeah, I was confused at who’d buy the million-dollar dildo too.
Yeah, the stones are bound to come out of the settings, and some will undoubtedly be lost forever.
I cut my tongue again dammit!
That’s assuming you’re intended to use it as a dildo.
And why isn’t “dildo” in the tablet’s dictionary?
It’s jealous cause its only a tablet.
No vibrate function. Spare a prayer for the poor tablet.
So nothing about the FBI agent who discharged his gun while dancing, just the pursuit faux pas?
5 times now? jeez, and BTW Fuck Off!
/Welcome
I couldn’t resist.
A trickster eh? I approve, Remember Nibiru is Near, and
IT’S COMING RIGHT AT US!!!!!!!
Better Nibiru than Uranus.
Heard Lou Reed died in that incident.
I thought it was Francisco Franco………
All I know for sure is that the Browns will be lowering the casket.
Before he died they told him Trump had been impeached.
The Browns had let him down.
Fuck, I knew I should have gone with a Golden Girls ref.
Zardoz, is it time to revive Office Manager Mohamed? The Brutals ask and I need approval from the overlords, Help me Oh Great One…
No, it’s dried and overplayed. However more documented trips to the slab would be appreciated
Listen to the reptile.
Noted
Schumer.
Party of science right there.
That schumer bit…I hardly know where to start there is so much wrong with that. How the fuck did that guy get his job?
By promising free stuff.
Well, it’s like this, He has a Niece, who knows some people in Hollywood, who know people in…….. I got nothin
You know, I look at those too, and I think, “Wait a god damned minute. How come I’m not at least kinda wealthy while these talentless idiots are rolling in it?”
Principles
You don’t hang with the “right ” crowd
Don’t look at me, I keep voting that he go away and not bother us.
Yet somehow he keeps winning the ‘stick around and cause more pain’ result.
How goes the road trip?
Sorry for the delay, I am in Mississippi, so I figured I’d visit a chicken place. Even the chain chicken is pretty good. The current place I’m staying is a rather stately bed and breakfast on a rather gorgeous property. I’ve managed to avoid the major inconveniences of last year’s trip, so I’m doing all right – so long as I don’t tally how much I’ve spent…
I cant help but think the left is just a bunch of snakes in the grass. Lying, scheming misanthropes intent on burning western civilization to the ground so they can be king of the ashes.
They’re assholes who want power for it’s own sake.
It’s because of their idiocy that they’re lifetime politicians. Can you think of any way Schumer could hold down a regular job?
Oh I think that man was meant to be a plumber.
Do you even machine politics, bruh?
He’s been in elective office since he graduated from law school.
Yeah, like most machine pols, he has a career of being a slimy lawyer to fall back on.
Not even that.
Chuck Schumer has literally never in his life been a productive member of society. He graduated from Harvard Law in spring of 74, and then was elected to state assembly seat in the fall of 74. Then he ran for Congress in 1980, and US Senate in 1998. He has never lost an election.
He is completely detached from the real world. He’s a pure swamp creature. He’s literally never had a job.
Jesus. But… he doesn’t practice on the side or something? One of the most reliable forms of graft in NYS politics is feeding your side business with campaign funds and/or tax dollars.
That’s at the local level. Moobs got to the big leagues early in his career. He doesn’t have a side hustle.
I’ve seen a diamond drill bit in action, that’s one pricey ER visit there.
It’s for Paris Hilton so calluses already built up.
The mental images of that are hurting my brain.
Thankfully, alcohol is there to help my brain.
yep. Paris is the poster child for super hot women whose personality is so off-putting as to make you want to enter a monastery.
I forget who wrote it but there was a sic-fi about a guy who was trapped on…Mars?… with only one other person on the whole planet – a woman of Paris Hilton character. I cant remember if he kills her or himself.
OK I know I’m not exactly supposed to be the best judge of these things but… I’m not blind. She’s hideous. I see dozens of more attractive women on my subway ride to work every morning.
I haven’t seen an image of her in years. She was pretty hot when she was younger. I have no idea what she looks like now. I do remember the sex tape thingy where she was screwing some dude and was less into it than a professional porn actress…which is what she was really. I never bothered to look at her again.
Either would be an acceptable choice to me.
Paris Hilton is the anti Viagra. Not hot, hideous personality, and looking at her may give you STDs. No thanks.
JB FTW!
I showed my gf that vibrator pic and she cringed and said “oh hell no”.
I have survived the rally. Although I did get to see an old building get flooded due to an extreme rain event (probably 24″ of rain in under an hour), which overflowed the storm drains. I won nothing, but someone who I was chatting with won a book that he already had, that I did not, so he handed it over to me.
Here’s hoping that we helped Cleveland get HomeBrewCon in the next couple of years.
Ten bucks it was a glock and he was pulling it out of his holster.
Bingo.
In my political outreach to those who have yet to receive the gift of the gun I have been hammering the point of having a hammer. Or in simple terms “damnit dude just get something with a heavy double action first pull so you won’t shoot your dick off…or at least a Springfield XDS”
Maybe keep your finger off the trigger ?
Well yes I constantly harp on their booger pickers (hard to translate from reptilian, since we don’t get boogers). However my advice allows for more forgiveness when handling weapons under exciting circumstances…or in a night club
but but “highly trained professionals
Did someone say “professional”?
https://youtu.be/ain2by4Fums
DA/SA and no ‘safety’ is the way to go for sure.
All hail Zardoz.
(And bourbon)
Oh, and today in white privilege, I got to call a black guy a racist son of a bitch.
/full story
He was part of a group looking to vulture our seats as we left a brewery (which we were okay with). I showed him the 5 ounces or so of beer I had left in my glass, and said that we’d be gone when that was gone. He said he could drink it for me, I said that if he did that, I may have to defend my beer with the book I was holding. He said if I did that it would be a hate crime. So I said, “Dammit, I’m a mick, you racist son of a bitch.”
His friends all busted out laughing at him, and he did as well. We then shook hands, and parted company.
Can’t be true. This is the Trump era.
The girlfriend wasn’t happy about me dealing with it that way. But once I was already potentially being called a bigot, fuck it.
That was awesome.
Poor creature of Thermidor – watching reactionary cinema in his pre-redemption days. May Zardoz have mercy on his soul.
Consuella begins as the Vortex leader most opposed to Zed’s presence and called for his immediate destruction. Toward the end of the film, approaching Zed to murder him, Zed tells Consuella, “You cannot; you will not.” In the process of hunting him, she has been changed, in a display of an alpha woman seeking to be dominated by an even more powerful man. Zed quotes Nietzsche: “He who fights too long against dragons becomes a dragon himself.” He finally concludes, “You have given me what no other gave: love. If I live, we will live together.” Marriage is reborn.
Jordan Peterson approved analysis.
I have not seen the movie yet, I am saving it for a special occasion so I stopped reading the link because too many spoilers and now this comment. Damn.
I tried to watch it once, and kinda fell asleep. May have to try again one night with some ….. assistance.
I tried to watch Eraserhead a few years ago, sans ‘assistance’. It did not go well.
I saw that movie a dozen times. Loved it. I still have no idea what it was about.
The nightmare of insanity.
Love that movie. I ha e seen it at least a dozen times. My dads friend had a bunch of cult films on bus and that introduced me to a bunch of things I never would have seen on my own especially not as yours I was at the time.
Yeah, I’ve never made it all the way through either. I suppose I could start watching it before midnight sometime but I’ve never been motivated to put it in when I was sober.
Don’t bother. Good meme, awful movie.
” but I’ve never been motivated to put it in when I was sober.” Yeah, I dated that chick too.
Save your effort Westernsloper, these are the 3 things you really shouldn’t do even though everyone else acts like you should-
1. Watch Zardoz.
2. Read Moby DIck
3. Listen to Pet Sounds
your welcome. tell your children and our children’s children they will thank you for it.
You misspelled ‘Old Man and the Sea’
Either works.
There are many permutations, 2nd place finishers
Blade Runner
Gravity’s Rainbow
and any Grateful Dead album
You’re dead to me.
“If prices stay as high as they are, this summer the average motorist will pay $200 to $300 more out of their pockets than they would have otherwise,” the New York Democrat said during a news conference at a Mobil gas station in Manhattan where the price is $4.15 a gallon.”
Well, so what, bitch tits. I just got a tax cut that covers that 20x over, but you want to repeal that? And your goal is to save people money? Fuck off, you twit.
Also, gas prices even here in high tax MD is only about $2.70 the last time I filled up, so just cut taxes for NYers, right, you’re certainly willing to do that because you care so much. Ain’t that right, bitch tits?
Wouldn’t he normally be arguing for increasing the take on gas taxes? And higher energy costs in general? Oh, but there’s a Trump policy to bravely fight. Never mind.
Somebody should have asked him why Ny’rs are paying so much more than the rest of the nation. 4.15? fuck that.
It’s Trump’s fault, obviously.
It is better than that Hyp…he wants to make the price of vehicles prohibitively expensive for the vast majority of Americans. They will work on the price of gas later. Right now he wants to save you a couple hundred bucks on gasoline by increasing the price of a car by 50% or more.
Everything the Dems do is designed to disempower the individual.
There are gas stations in Manhattan? That’s some pricey real estate to have gas pumps on.
$4.15 a gallon in Manhattan doesn’t sound so bad when a simple deli corned beef sandwich there is over $20 and a draft beer in a bar is $15 before tip.
Here’s a good idea — when trying to tell people about prices, don’t compare anything to what people are paying in Manhattan, if you want sympathy. If you told me people are paying outrageous X in Rochester, then I might be able to lift an eyebrow.
It’s about $2.90 up here in the Catskills.
Yesterday it was $2.57 in Brooklyn and $3.16 in Queens. Moobs should be swinging in a gibbet.
Sen. Chuck Schumer called on the Environmental Protection Agency on Sunday not to follow through with plans to rollback mile-per-gallon standards to lessen the pain at the pump for motorists as gas prices hit their highest rates in four years.
“If prices stay as high as they are, this summer the average motorist will pay $200 to $300 more out of their pockets than they would have otherwise,” the New York Democrat said during a news conference at a Mobil gas station in Manhattan where the price is $4.15 a gallon. “Now with the price the way it is, the better mileage the motorist gets, the better everyone does.”
And just ponder this, on the Tree of Woe; there are people in the Senate who are even dumber than Schumer.
“Mobil gas station in Manhattan where the price is $4.15 a gallon.”
Nelson Muntz has something he’d like to say.
It’s 2.75 here, which is high-ish, but when I was first driving I was paying 4.00 a gallon in the summer working a min wage job, feeding a Buick that got sub 20 MPG. So it’s whatever.
And the summer is, what, 14 weeks? So what you’re saying is the average driver is going to shell out an additional, what? $12-$21 per week? Yeah, I’m sure everyone would rather have that extra money in their pockets, but we’re all used to fluctuating gas prices, and when it comes down to it, the numbers up and down are usually something we all can handle. Dumb issue to die on, pal, but I guess you’re already realizing that.
Cali gov workers travel ban
You’re not going far enough to stop this non-wokeness. You have to ban your residents, all of them, not just government employees, from going to other states, all of them. Only then will you be truly woke. Get.it.done.
I see the exempted the important things like college sports and tax collection. What a farce.
WTF are CA state employees travelling anymore to begin with?
If they’re anything like NY city and state politicians, they’re doing it to lecture the rubes on the wonders of “progressive” politics.
OK I know I’m not exactly supposed to be the best judge of these things but… I’m not blind. She’s hideous. I see dozens of more attractive women on my subway ride to work every morning.
I don’t ride the subway, but if I were to stand on a street corner in Bozeman during lunchtime, I’d see dozens of women better looking than Paris Hilton.
I’d say that about pretty much all celebrities. I’m not sure if people who are so obsessed with these celebrity women ever travel or go outside. But I see hotter women than any of them walking down the street anywhere, pretty much anywhere on the planet, every day.
Ten bucks it was a glock and he was pulling it out of his holster.
I was outside a little while ago, shooting. I had not done it for a while, so I got the Sig out and did some double action “first pull” practice. The long hard(er) trigger pull is not that burdensome. A lot less trouble than driving to the hospital with blood running all over the floor mats.
It’s a little harder to get really tight shot placement, but going for center mass on an adult human, I’m pretty sure I can hit something.
“and packs a built-in pearl necklace”
Now that’s realism.
I need someone to enact my labor for me. Why is queer its own letter in the LGBTQ… conglomerate?
Because it sounds so woke.
Because “queer” = “gay + angry leftist politics”.
The short answer is that it is a catch all, referring to nothing in particular.
shouldn’t that be an X?
The people who use the term LGBTQ, not necessarily the people who are, tend to be the hyper offended type. My theory is that adding letters and making it more difficult is a trap so they can be outraged when someone messes it up.
My response was to just call it the Alphabet Soup Brigade. It pisses off the same people without having to play their game.
That’s a theory in the same way gravity is a theory.
Could be, I usually call it them QWERTY.
Is the Q for queer? I thought it was “questioning”.
That’s the second Q… Like in the episode of Voyager I just watched, and just like Voyager, the second Q is a ploy to revive a franchise spending too much time appealing to the diehards and not enough time focused on relatability.
“ZARDOZ WAS PLEASED BY THE RESULTS HERE. THAT IS, UNTIL HE REALIZED THERE WAS A DISTINCT LACK OF CLEANSING PROMISED. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.”
As long as she’s happy.
https://twitter.com/Barbara4u2/status/1003381620466831362
The Trump Effect. MEGA.
Make Europe Great Again!
Zardoz. Why is America angry?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx7bz8fa6H0
I could be mistaken, but didn’t Eldridge Cleaver already do THIS?
Either way….
retarded.
Now that is how you punchline.
That should be a cop’s glock holster.
Stephen Curry makes a 29-foot three-pointer from the top of the arc
Following online. The last play and it seems to sum up what’s going to happen quite well.
It’s looking ugly for Cleveland 🙁
It always does, but it’s basketball. That means you just need to watch the last 10 minutes or so to catch the crux of the game.
Yeah, right? I don’t follow the game but I have a mild interest in seeing CLE win and I’m too lazy to find something else to watch.
Not with these refs they will.
Hell, the first time the Cavs won the championship happened on the same day that the Bolton Bastard died in Game of Thrones. Due to an issue with HBO, the timing was amazingly in sync. I was confused for a bit, wondering why there was so much celebration and cheering going on for a death in Game of Thrones. I mean, he was a dick, but I didn’t think that many of my neighbors watched the show, or were even that interested in it. It wasn’t until my phone binged to tell me of new news stories that I realized the fireworks and cheering outside were for the Cavs.
The 2-2-1-1-1 set up is going to be really hard on Cleveland. I prefer the 2-3-1-1 set up. You lose the first two on the road and it’s big, big trouble for Cleveland in the former set up.
I want to smack that mouth piece right out of his mouth.
I tune in and what else is new? The Warriors get a favourable call. It’s ridiculous. How is that not a foul on James?
No wonder Don Cherry intimated the NBA is fixed.
Well that was an asskicking. 3 ball. Meh.
German far-right leader sparks furore with Hitler remarks
They spelled führer wrong.
“That’s what the party really looks like behind its bourgeois mask.”
There is a tell in there comrade.
She might want to consider that younger Germans might be getting tired of apologizing for their grandfathers and great-grandfathers.
What he said is entirely sensible. The Germans should probably quit committing suicide by inviting in a cult with a far worse track record.
Ok, so y’all ragged on me about Hilton. I looked her up. She is not hideous. She is very attractive…looking. Her personality is still poison laden sewage, but she is not bad looking.
Perez? NTTAWWT,
Too tired for clever remark.
http://archive.is/wRiWc
Attractive women in revealing clothes.
I can picture almost all of them saying “All this yelling is taking away my horny.”
21 FTW.
Would it be wrong to marry 2, 6,and 13?
This is is why I’m a Viking, 3 maybe 4 women? Hell yes! and Slaves! think about the Slaves!
Oh. Oh! Those aren’t cats.
Daywalker276 pts3 hr
So are these pets you’re allowed to own? I’ve never actually seen any of these other then internet.
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some countries and states allow them, but they need to be kept in pairs or more. they die if they are alone
‘Oh that’s really cool but do you have permission from our overlords’, go fuck yourself with a rusty cheese grater.
Those are cute, but they look like they smell bad.
note: comment also applies to Paris Hilton discussion above.
Why do the cute ones gotta be pissy?
I finally got around to factory resetting my Tivo. I had been without cable for a month.
I can’t say that I missed it.
He who controls the spi…, uh, water…
Hmm, try again. https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billTextClient.xhtml?bill_id=201720180AB1668
Here’s the fun part for you TL;DRs out there. “shall use satellite imagery, site visits, or other best available technology to develop an accurate estimate of landscaped areas.”
But with exceptions for pools and extensive water features like those found in rich people’s yards.
MY, HOW CONVENIENT.
The first 2 minutes of this video really captures into the animal outrage people are feeling. Powerful imagery.
55 gallons a day, per person, what about my already Desert but still needs water Front Yard?
How about the multi million dollar homes that are valuable Because of the intense landscaping?
Fucking Idiots, I’m out of Cali ASAP
Until 2025.
“Yeah, I’m gonna need that 5 gallon bucket. Great, thanks.”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YynUuGiKLLs.
Reclining on the sofa with a cabernet. Just finished eating meatloaf with parmesan and feta. Egg salad with green onion, green olives, and diced dill pickles. Simple salad of chopped romaine, sliced cherry tomatoes with a lemon vinaigrette. It was a good weekend. Cheers y’all!
Enjoy!
I may need your meatloaf recipe.
Attention KK! SpaceX is throwing an Iridium satellite up in about 49 minutes, Night Launch, going outside to see it go up,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4g_tJT0amg
Looks like it’s launching from Cape Canaveral, mate. No fireworks here in SoCal.
I saw that, bummer, still fun, 21st Century coolness
Cheers!
Very cool. It looks like one rocket is in midflight and there is another on the pad waiting to launch. Is that right?
A replay, the next one is coming up, Cool watch though, stonervision “)
I’ll let you know if I can see anything. Should be able to – when I was a kid, we used to watch Shuttle launches.
Sweet!
I only got to watch those on tv. I remember when shuttle launches were shown live.
I still remember sending in a thing from the Cheerios box for some Shuttle booklet.
Holy shit!!!
http://www.timepassagesnostalgia.com/&pm=0&searchkeywords=cereal+Aviation&sin=e082
That’s the one! Now I sort of remember that styrofoam space shuttle model. And the stickers. Thank you internets.
I watched the Challenger Blow up Live…..
/Space nut
I remember that day. I was home from school, and I walked outside to see the launch. There was a weird plume, and I remember thinking “that’s not right”. I went inside to turn on the news, and, well, found out.
If the Spacex launch went up tonight, there were too many clouds for me to see it.
I remember watching Challenger, but I don’t remember if it was live or a later ‘remembrance’ piece.
We had a tv in our classroom, lots of attention because of the teacher on board.
Tasteless joke time: what’s the last thing McAuliffe said to her husband? You feed the the dog, I’ll feed the fishes.
Me too. In my college dorm room with my friends sitting around and drinking celebratory beers….that become a wake soon enough. A shock to everyone.
I’m coming to hate Westworld (watching tonight’s ep on DVR) – the Delos security guys are so eye rollingly bad. Multi-billion dollar company and their private security force are Paul Blart rejects.
TV sucks, always has, Mindless Fucks who think they have an eye on Culture……
Do You All Sleep!?
Why am I alone at 9:17 pm?
Do i suck? (don’t answer, been there)
Here,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRcPA7Fzebw
Because a lot of us are on the EST (EDT?) or central. so it’s 12:30 or 11:30 now.
So? I’ll be up early,are you all Old? I am…………..
MDT is the only true time.
Michigan Desk Time?
Massive dick thermometer.
So, after Rapturous visions tempting my Brood, We have decided to take the Universal mandate and run for cover, before the Calites Discover our intent and make War upon us all!
That said, the financial prospects, while appealing, tend towards crap, however light mortgage potential softens many a blow. Life Sucks, so you do your best and Laugh it off…..
I read and Dreamt of things like this Launch, Glorious!!!
https://78.media.tumblr.com/1c10f97bf27a2a70639bb4680c04c015/tumblr_ntfsg08ZbC1shdsx4o1_1280.jpg
NSFW.
Perfect! You know me…….
TY!